#old houses are Not Worth It.

[crispyliza]

Fanfiction in the late 2000s-early 2010s was wild bc you'd find a beautifully written story with the most compelling heart-wrenching plot you've ever seen and the author's note would be like:

Author with a username like ~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Ohayo gozaimasu! ↖(^▽^)↗, I'm sowwy it took me so long to update (๑•́_•̀๑)

tsundere twink from their fic : It was about damn time you idiot (눈‸눈)

~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Hey now! It's not my fault the plot bunnies kept wunning away fwom me (╥﹏╥)

tsundere twink: W-watever, it's not like I missed you or anything (💢,,>��<,,) b-baka!

[newtknewit]

so i found some really silly doodles that i drew last year

[kazuaru]

The owner of this house is a chronic kleptomaniac chain smoker.

[illiterate-librarian]

One of the benefits of photography as a hobby (even as amateurish as I am) is that it forces me to accept the fact that the world is a nice place to be and filled with nice things to see.

[scandalousadventures]

🩸 Enter The Ocean House Hotel... if you dare! 🩸

[britney-rosberg06]

halfbaked and basic landoscar fic concept where Lando tends bar at a struggling pub recently passed down to Logan and Alex, who reaches out to Logan’s childhood friend Oscar to help save the bar and over the course of several weeks/months/however Oscar and Lando grow closer trying to do their best to save the pub while Sargbon try to set them up

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

from now on I think I might embrace a slight linguistic shift and stop saying that I want attention or special treatment and instead say that I want glory and honor.

meaning I want attention (glory) and special treatment (honor), of course, but said in a way that makes me sound like more of a man's man

[actual-corpse]

Just got a rude reminder about how great it is to never have children/ be an only child.

There's too much drama involved with dying, apparently.

[vaniliens]

Had a dream where I was talking to my older brother* to solve an issue he has by our pool & people kept beating me up and trying to drown me but my older brother just watches and keeps talking

[dirtytransmasc]

Alicent after her husband damns her children, the ones he forced onto her, the ones she carried and birthed and loved and spent her whole life protecting. after he leaves her, dying a pathetic death, leaving her and her children alone in the world, even more than he had before. after her children are robbed from her, meeting fates promised to them at birth, ones she tried so hard to change. after being left to roam an empty keep, the sounds of her children's antics now long gone. after hearing her own cries echo in the septs, but never reaching the gods, rattling the walls of her chambers, yet falling on deaf ears. Alicent after she decides she will be king, in her eldest's stead, she will weild her own sword in place of her most trusted friend and closest son, she will fill the world with her words like her daughter had, she will take revenge as she sees fit as her youngest had:

[mechanicalriddle]

minimalists in my life love to comment on my "borderline hoarder tendencies" & i do genuinely resent it because I AM LITERALLY NOT

[fundielicious-simblr]

(Narrator)

Tessa was in the final stretch of her first twin pregnancy, she saw the doctor often due to the pregnancy being higher risk and was given a few tentative due dates. In her previous pregnancy she's gone between 38 and 40 weeks, so if she could make it to 37 weeks with these babies then she'd be happy. She was almost in her 35th week of the pregnancy when she started feeling that familiar pain that signals the start of labour.

After heading to hospital and labouring for hours, little David & Abel Paulson came into the world, joining older siblings Charity (3), Edgar (2), and Jonathan (1). The twins had a bit of trouble breathing shortly after being born, so they had a short stay in the NICU before heading home with a clean bill of health. Alan and Tessa couldn't be happier and thank the Lord for his constant goodness and care in allowing the twins to be born healthy and without complication.

[even-more-than-before]

I JUST FOUND THIS IN MY DRAFTS????

WHAT THE HELL WAS I COOKING??????

[fyeahnix]

I always get happy seeing people get their steam deck and realizing how cool the system is. I felt like a kid on Christmas when I opened mine for the first time. Such an awesome device, man.

my steam deck is not my main gaming device so there are times where I don't use it for months. and I'm perfectly fine with that. it's the "I wanna sit on my couch/bed and play a backlog title" or "I'm traveling and wanna game" device.

[velvetjune]

i played the remastered alan wake a while back and am replaying the original on steam, and, honestly, they’re so similar, I couldn’t tell which is which if you held up comparisons. ive come across reviews about the game looking outdated and bad (mostly compared to other releases in that time), but the original looks great and I like the hazy dark lighting for both this and awan

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Life update - found out I got a job in NV, did the math and realized it would be cheaper to donate my furniture and extra stuff and move by plane, my dad flew out and helped, in 3 days packed and donated and cleaned and moved from FL to NV with 8 checked bags + 2 carry ons + 2 backpacks and about 15 packages (mostly books going media mail rate) in the post. Now I’m living with my parents again.

I am so exhausted and sore from moving furniture and cleaning frantically and moving almost 50 lb luggage.

While i was waiting for my dad to return the rental truck people kept staring and smiling it was amusing kids could not look away from me and my mountain of bags