#old hag yuri

[lemonmangosorbet]

Old man yaoi or old hag yuri, or both? Choose your flavour!

These will be holographic heart-shaped badges! Hopefully I’ll get them made in time for Sunnycon next month lol. Oh, and that isn’t a font - I drew every single letter myself :^) sdghjfgsj

[jouyato]

ganbare nakamura-kun parody 👍

[klauw22]

10 seconds before you start hearing ana groaning and moaning in the backline

[koukaaa-descent]

somnio & cunae have a small death grip on me im ngl,,,,,,,,,,,,, yuri @lokibrainrot I'm soooo normal btw

[tartetasin]

There is no way to quell my desire ღ

[monards]

these bitches GAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[applepies-and-starlight]

I got double whammied by @cataphractastrophe and @azoosepted so I guess I'm doing this early

Anyway fuck yeah toxic old hag situationshop yuri let's fucking go

I don't actively seek them out but if PM doesn't give us a cutscene where these 2 interact in some fucked up way I Will Throw A Chair.

[melodic-haze]

Fontaine being Genshin's favourite child but Inazuma will forever be my Roman Empire I think 😞🙏

[salnyangoz]

Old hag yuri

[wlwsakura]

AtLA wk Day 1 pt 1: Azula x Toph

old hag yuri

[ruthirlcartoon]

Zorra Tetarraca has sadly passed away ironically murdered by spiders so I'm remaking her in a tactician run

This is my new honor mode character her name is Z'orra from house Tetarraca she's like in drow 60s and hates everyone she has been planning killing the house matriarch for centuries but she's really bad at it (the matriarch looks like abuela Coco shes barely alive at this point buy no one has been able to kill her for some reason) she's also a Lolth priest and couldn't give less of a fuck about the parasite thing no matter how they keep telling her its going to kill her she doesnt believe it

[lemonmangosorbet]

In preparation for AnimeCon London I’m having some of my most popular badge designs restocked! And if you can’t visit my table at the con, don’t forget about my Etsy shop! 🥺💕

LemonMangoDraws.etsy.com (link in my tumblr bio too)

[nor2on]

i had to quickly draw my canto v dungeon experience cause i beat the dungeon today (great chapter btw it didn't feel too slow or drawn out, actually felt a bit fast at times) and good GOD i spammed pathos mythos so much. im making the old women fight. yuri loss (i dont ship them i just think its funny)

ahab is such an interesting villain but kromer #1 to me still sorry old hag. that scene where heathcliff helped ishmael??? something inside of me finally decided 'ok heathcliff and ishmael are cute' i started screaming quietly

[scapelamb]

Redhead x old hag yuri

[eggsploded]

Ishy for the character ask! :•)

fish meal :)

initial impression: i thought she was kinda boring TBH.. her underlying insanity wasnt really prominent in the prologue when everyone else is so much stranger

current impression: projmoons hamster in the microwave. women described as being a wee lad. essential worker. banished to the yuri mines. ishy needy drinky. they atleast graced her with soupmael after these chapters of suffering. godspeed queen. anyway shes so fucking stressed its comical i think she has a lobotomy corp qliphoth counter in her head that drops to 0 the moment heath talks and all hell breaks loose. shes a true 'im the most normal person here everyones insane' delusional queen. you drink turpentine to get drunk girl!!!!!

favorite moment: weirdchamp moment with her and rodya forcing meemaw to bed went hard. also shes just so backhandedly mean to dante in the voicelines its crazy

story idea: in a way i dont want a story idea for her. i want her to sit down and nothing happens for her own peace of mind and safety alternatively i just had a vivid mental image of her devouring hardtack and it was really funny

favorite relationships: shes really a yuri messiah for the fanbase because shes mmmmaybe the most normal woman in the cast. ill be real i dont have any strong ships for her because deep down i yearn for someone to be the homoerotic sailor next to her equally leyendecker existence. ishdon has cute art and she makes a good knight. faumael popping off HARD rn and they def got potential but i feel like their unique insanity types kinda mellow out together instead of enhances making their relationship just regular toxic (lame..). my favorite yuritype is probably outishmael because they got some common ground and hate eachother at the same time. the intrinsic horror of having a crush on your coworker that also happens to be the overbearing old hag that yells indoors.. in a fun and thought provoking way. platonically i hope she and meur are on good terms as seat buddies. does she let him use her hair as a blanky? are they level 2 friendship enough to lean on eachother when tired?

favorite headcanon: shes built like a brick. atomically more dense than the average human. curvature in her frame exists only theoretically. i think she and meur weigh their bus seat down. the hair is a floatation device to counteract this effect when shes in water. scientists call this the ishmael buoyancy factor

[lynnarang]

Changing Coursework

No one talks about what happens to the dropout witchlings at Academia Hemlock, but everyone sort of knows. Dolls running about and preparing your meals have to come from somewhere, and the one that gave you your soup today looked just like the girl who sat next to you last year.

If you looked through the roster of previous years, you'd probably find that most of the faces stricken out from the yearbook look suspiciously close to those dolls you keep bumping into in the hallways, but doing that would just be asking for trouble, wouldn't it?

But then it happens. You didn't study quite as much as you should have for a test, too distracted binging another yuri manga your friend recommended you.

You don't even get to see your test results before you're being escorted by a group of dolls to one of the senior witches.

"Oh dear, this just won't do. A witchling that can't meet her own potential has no place in these halls I'm afraid."

The witch wrinkled her already incredibly wrinkled nose at you and jotted something down with her quill.

"But it was only one test!"

She just shakes her head.

"Tut tut, that's how it always starts."

"You stupid hag, I'm not going to let you turn me into one of those freaks!"

You yell while reaching for casting apparatus, only to be immediately restrained by a doll with a grip strength that far surpassed what its appearance suggested.

"Such language! And who said anything about turning you into anything? I was just going to suggest you transfer to our sister academy to learn about doll-making."

"Wait.. Transfer? You're not going to… turn me into a doll?"

"What? No, of course not, don't be silly."

"B-But the dolls here look like the old students!"

"Well yes, amateur doll-makers often make their early creations in their own image, until they get the basics down at least."

"I.. Why me though?"

The witch gestured to a book she'd confiscated from you earlier this term.

"We find that young witchlings distract themselves from their studies with their true passions. Those with an interest in the female form such as you often prefer courses on doll-making rather than potion-brewing and hex-crafting like we do here. Of course, its your choice."

"S-So I don't have to learn how to make name restoring potions or what fairy circles belong to which continents?"

"If that is what you desire for your education."

"Then sign me up! When do I leave?"

"Tonight. And please inform your classmates to prevent… misunderstandings."

"Yeah, ahuh, sure. I'll go get packed."

You grinned, thinking of how hilarious it would be for your classmates to see your first doll and think it was you. It'd be such a funny prank, there's no way you couldn't pull it!