#okuyasu deserves more love

[maukuja]

Not only did dean die and come back multiple times but he died and stood dead in the series finale that's why i was confused as to why he's in that bracket lolol i hope okuyasu sweeps the floor with him

Wait. Wait he comes back to life after the finale???? Wait no I think I am just having a reading comprehension issue (pissing on the poor etc.)

Anyway YEAHHH OKUYASU SWEEP LET'S GO

[naomijoestar]

⋆.ೃ JJBA SCENARIOS ࿔*:･

Masterlist here <3

genre: fluff

warnings: none

characters: speedwagon, will. A zeppeli, caeser, polnareff, kakyoin, okuyasu, bucciarati, mista, ermes, weather report, gyro zeppeli (yup, alot)

notes: GN!reader, you can see this as platonic or romantic whatever you like, and yes i included will zeppeli because my hamon king doesn’t get the love he deserves <3

How the jobros would react to you asking to try makeup on them

Speedwagon

Speedwagon is rough around the edges but a softie at heart. He’d be taken aback at first, scratching his head with a nervous chuckle. “You want to put makeup on me? Well, if it’ll make you happy, why not!” He’s not really into the idea but does it for you, and secretly enjoys your attention.

Will A. Zeppeli

Zeppeli would be amused, stroking his mustache thoughtfully. “Makeup, you say? I am always up for a bit of artistic expression!” He’d be curious and would even offer pointers on color coordination, treating it as a chance to embrace beauty in all forms.

Caeser Zeppeli

Caesar would laugh confidently. “You think you can make me more handsome? Give it your best shot!” He’d go along with it playfully but might turn the tables by offering to put makeup on you too, turning it into a fun, competitive game between you two.

Polnareff

Polnareff would be over-the-top about it. “Makeup on me? Oh là là! Well, I suppose a handsome face like mine could use some extra flair!” He’d strike dramatic poses the whole time, loving every second of the attention but pretending to be too cool for it.

Kakyoin

Kakyoin would be calm and composed about it. “Hmm, I’ve never tried makeup before, but I trust your taste.” He’d sit patiently, interested in the process, and probably compliment you on your skill afterward. He’d even keep it on for a while, curious about how others react.

Okuyasu Nijimura

Okuyasu would be confused at first. “Huh? Makeup on me? I dunno if I’d look good…” but he’d quickly give in with a grin, wanting to make you happy. “Alright, why not! You better not laugh though!” He’d be a bit shy, but secretly thrilled by the whole experience.

Bruno Bucciarati

Bruno would be open to it, seeing it as an opportunity to bond. “If it’s something you’d like to try, I don’t see why not.” He’d take it very seriously, sitting still and offering gentle compliments as you work. He appreciates your creativity and trust.

Guido Mista

Mista would laugh, not taking the request too seriously. “Makeup on me? Sure, why not! As long as you don’t turn me into something crazy.” He’d be laid-back and crack jokes during the process, but when he sees himself in the mirror, he’d grin and say, “Damn, I look good!”

Ermes Costello

Ermes would raise an eyebrow but smirk. “You want to try makeup on me? Alright, but only because it’s you asking.” She’d go along with it, teasing you here and there but secretly enjoying the experience. She’d probably keep it on to show it off later.

Weather Report

Weather Report would be indifferent at first. “Makeup?” he’d say in his usual quiet tone. But if you seemed excited, he’d agree, not really minding one way or the other. “Sure.” He’d stay silent the whole time, but when it’s done, he’d nod appreciatively.

Gyro Zeppeli

Gyro would laugh loudly, not at all embarrassed. “Makeup, huh? Sure, why not! Let’s see what you got!” He’d playfully tease you during the process, but when you’re done, he’d be impressed. “I gotta say, you’re pretty good at this!” He’d wear it proudly, turning heads wherever he goes.

I hope you guys liked this! I didnt include anyone from jojolands because i havent started part 8 yet! If anyone has any requests please go ahead <3

[dioslesbianwife]

Hallo I loved how you wrote the jofoes with the partner that had the stand wonder of you can I please request it for the characters part 4

How would the characters of part 4 react to there partner having the stand wonder of you and how would they react to to what it can do

(exept kira he was already written for )

hii im glad you enjoyed!! sure, thank you for being patient and for requesting!!! <3 (also THANK YOU for giving me an excuse to write for tonio and mikitaka lol they deserve more attention)

Josuke Higashikata

At first, he thinks your Stand looks kind of cool.

“Hey, he looks like some kinda… businessman?”

Then he realizes what it actually does- people who try to harm you suffer instant, unavoidable misfortune.

“Wait, wait—so if someone just thinks about attacking you, they get, like… final destination’d?!”

Shocked, horrified, and a little scared.

But also kind of relieved that no one could ever hurt you.

Hates seeing people suffer gruesome deaths, though, so he begs you to never abuse it.

Despite his fear, he trusts you to control it.

Okuyasu Nijimura

Dumbfounded.

“HUUUUH?! What do ya mean, my bad luck’s gonna kill me?!”

He gets way too close to you after hearing about your ability and immediately trips over nothing, slamming into a wall.

You literally have to warn him not to even think about testing it.

“S-So… like, if I tried to punch ya, my own fist might just break, right?”

Develops an instinctive fear of your Stand but tries to act cool about it.

Despite this, he still adores you, but he’s just extra careful not to piss you off.

“Hey, I—uh—I did the dishes! Love you, bro! Don’t kill me!”

Rohan Kishibe

Immediately intrigued.

“Hmph. This ability is… godly.”

Wants to research and document everything about it.

Even if it means risking his life, he’s tempted to test its limits.

“Would it react to something as simple as me drawing you? Or does it require hostility?”

You have to physically stop him from putting himself in danger.

The idea that no one can touch you without suffering divine misfortune? He finds it cool.

“Tsk. Serves them right.”

Koichi Hirose

Absolutely horrified.

“W-Wait… so if someone tries to hurt you, they just… die?”

Cannot process how terrifying your Stand is.

Immediately starts overthinking everything- 

Even though he’s scared, he’s too sweet to stop being with you.

But he does get visibly nervous every time your Stand activates.

He’s also hyper-aware of how it could affect innocent people- like what if someone chases you for a totally harmless reason??

“You promise you won’t use it unless you have to, right?”

Jotaro Kujo (Part 4)

At first? Completely unfazed.

“Hmph. Not the weirdest Stand I’ve seen.”

But when he realizes it literally warps fate itself to protect you, he takes it very seriously.

“Tch. That ability is dangerous. Even to you.”

He isn’t scared of it, but he knows how bad it could be if misused.

Keeps an eye on you, making sure you don’t attract unnecessary attention.

However, he trusts you completely.

If anything? He’s relieved you have an ability this strong.

“No one’s ever gonna touch you with that thing watching your back.”

Tonio Trussardi

Worried. A lot.

“That ability… is unlike anything I’ve ever seen.”

He’s fascinated by the concept of fate-based misfortune, but also terrified that you might accidentally cause harm.

“What if an innocent person just… trips near you? Would it still activate?”

Despite his fear, he’s still devoted to your relationship.

“If nothing else, let me make sure you stay healthy. This Stand may protect you… but I want to protect you in my own way.”

Yuya Fungami

Half-terrified, half-impressed.

“Okay, that thing? That’s nightmare fuel.”

Super paranoid about ever making you mad.

“You wouldn’t… y’know, use it on me, right? Right??”

Still flirts with you, but way more carefully now.

He’ll absolutely use the fact that you’re untouchable to his advantage, though.

“Hey, if anyone ever messes with us? Just walk a little closer to ‘em. Heh.”

Shigechi (platonic of course)

At first, he’s excited to hear you have a Stand.

But when he learns what it does, he freaks out.

“H-Hey, wait- so if someone even tries to touch you, they DIEE??”

He becomes extra polite around you.

But he still thinks you’re awesome- just scary.

“I-It’s cool! Just… remind me to never run too fast around ya…”

Mikitaka

Not scared at all.

Actually finds it fascinating- even more than Rohan.

“Ah, what a marvelous ability! I have never seen such a Stand in my home planet.”

Asks way too many questions.

“Do you think it would work on me? If I shape-shift?”

Honestly? He doesn’t treat you any differently.

He’s just happy to be with you, no matter what.

[princelylove]

Yanderes that want to be used, yanderes that are more than content only fulfilling one or a few needs for their darling and won't interfere when they seek them elsewhere. They're not necessarily cucks, although most are, their pleasure is mainly from thinking about their darling seeking them out for one thing and nothing else.

There's plenty of different ways to use someone. Emotionally, financially, sexually, there's probably ways that I've never even thought of. Notably different from those that want to be relied on- these types only feel arousal when they're being treated poorly. Notoriously difficult to get rid of, yanderes that enjoy being used usually have a deep obsession with their darling that seems to 'flare up' the more they're pushed away.

Some yanderes enjoy their body being used because it's a sign that their darling really is attracted to them. Well, some people would fuck anything that moves if given the chance, so not really, but they can hope!

Leone has been known to fantasize about his obsession taking control of him. It's more about control, though- it's about being wanted. Finally feeling pretty. If he was ugly you'd put a bag over his head, or something. But no! You're looking right at his face as you take him- even though mascara is running down his cheeks! He's in heaven! He loves you!

Leone's masochism really knows no bounds, it feels good to be treated like an object, especially a sexual object. He may pretend to be annoyed in the beginning, but he's a major slut for his obsession. He fake scoffs at glances at his 'tits,' he rolls his eyes at any sexual comments towards him and says something snarky in return- but he's up all night thinking about his darling groping him and worse.

God, and you're ignoring him otherwise.... you're so perfect. He pissed you off before, so now you're pretending he's just an annoying old man, but you're clearly still looking at him.... what'd he ever do to deserve you?

Ironically, Risotto loves to be used sexually. Most romantic types usually don't prefer such a thing, but it activates something deep within poor, sweet Risotto. He finds it appealing because it means you really do like him- he's the right length and thickness, you appreciate the rest of his body.... sometimes it's nice to just shut up and let your obsession your partner play with you. Usually he's happier to service his darling, but it just hits a guilty pleasure of his to be used. Don't think about him and if he's getting off, just use him like you would a dildo. A dildo that loves you very much and needs you to finish.

There's also yanderes that want to be put to work and be 'useful' in typical hard labor ways. These yanderes take pride in their physique and usually have a fixation with servitude- whether they're the devoted servitude type or the acts of service type is dependent on the yandere themself.

Above all else, Okuyasu aims to be useful. If he needs to do a truly concerning amount of manual labor to get his darling's attention, so be it. He's not really good for thinking. Or emotional support. Or giving gifts that make sense. Or anything! Anything other than hard, physical labor, that is.

Poor, sweet Okuyasu knows that you're just using him for his body. It's okay! 'Cause that's what his body is meant to do! If you need something- reaching something high or low, movin' something heavy, carrying something, whatever- he can do it! Eagerly! If you're mean to him, that's just how your relationship is supposed to work. You get bossy and mean, he does all the hard things! Yeah!

[thus-wrote-mrs-zeppeli]

hear me out

Okuyasu, Trish and Lucy with a reader who's kind of a parental figure for them. Like taking care of them all the time, and just generally being very doting with them. Thank you in advance!

That sounds sweet, lets do it~

Side note I have to say how much I LOVE Trish Una underutilized character big time, she’s so interesting.

Discussion of her becoming a pop star after the events of Golden Wind

Sorry I only really had thoughts for Trish and Lucy, My Daughters fr

Reader is a parental figure to Trish and Lucy

Trish Una: She seems like a closed off girl, but you’re sympathetic to her…it’s difficult to lose your mother that young, AND find out that your biological father quite literally hates you and wants you dead. Really she’s remarkably strong, but she shouldn’t have to be strong at her age.

As a parental figure to her, you try to give her some semblance of a normal life, taking her shopping and buying her all sorts of presents, and supporting her taking some singing classes.

She struggles to open up. Of course she does. She has to be stoic and strong to protect herself, and she had to be on her own when her mother died.

So you have to be patient with her.

But when she finally trusts you, she’ll slowly open up to you, bit by bit. It hurts to hear how scared she really is. How much she hates the legacy her father left behind. She speaks so much about how her father doesn’t determine who she is and what she can do in her life, but sometimes…it still haunts her. He would’ve killed her. Her own father. Even though it’s all over, she can’t escape it.

So even though she doesn’t usually say it, she’s grateful to you. A listening ear, an actual parental figure back in her life…she’s just afraid you’re going to leave or disappear too. So she tries not to be too dependent on you.

She’ll probably never be able to fully open up and confide in you, but she’ll always have a place in your home as a daughter to you. And she’ll remember your kindness to her.

She stays in touch once she’s out on her own. Sometimes she’ll send letters to you or give you a phone call. And you’re always a welcome VIP guest to her concerts. She doesn’t know how to express it, but she’s always happy to see that you’ve come to her shows. Makes her know you’re still on her side and supportive of her.

Lucy Steel: It’s so sad. She’s a young girl. But when you speak to her she talks like an adult, acts like an adult, always forced to behave like an adult.

She doesn’t deserve that. She needs to be a normal kid.

You’re not sure what you’re even supposed to do for her honestly, so you just try to be a friend to her, without any expectations for her to act or talk a certain way. There is no pressure when she’s around you. You just encourage her to think about herself for once. It’s strange, she has to act so grown up all the time that sometimes it seems she’s even more of an adult than you.

At first she can’t even bring herself to drop her act, no matter how comfortable she feels around you. She always has to be Mrs. Steel, even with you. Even though she trusts you and sees you as a parent, she doesn’t even know what children her age do.

You dote on her, and she doesn’t have any adult responsibilities when she’s with you, and you try to encourage her to make friends with people her age. She’s a sweet girl, kind and respectful, but struggles to connect with kids the same age as her. Understandably, since she’s had to be an adult for so long.

You’re glad she’s able to open up to you about how frustrating it is that she just can’t understand her peers, but with your encouragement, she won’t give up.

She’ll always be different from the other children, but the more she gets to slow down and enjoy life again, the more she’s able to relax a bit and not be so formal around other kids.

It always warms your heart to see her smiling and having fun doing normal kid stuff. And she’s grateful to you for giving her the opportunity to be her own age. She makes a habit of sending you money with her letters, and she always makes sure to visit you every couple months once she’s older, to check on you and make sure the person she trusted and loved as her parent is doing okay.

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I feel my inspiration to write coming back, I’m so glad!

[tubbypeddle]

Jojo part 2, 3, and 4 matchup for my sibling!!

my sibling wanted jojo matchups, and i couldn't explain it verbally, so i wrote it down to explain it better

so just know that this is dedicated to my sibling 🫂🫂 (who doesn't have a tumblr LMAO)

i match you up with....

WHAMMU

you love the pillar men, first of all. second of all, he finds your dumbassery highly entertaining. he doesn't usually like humans enough to court them, but he only made an exception for you because you genuinely didn't mind that he followed Kars' plan to destroy humanity.

you hate humanity just as much as Kars, honestly.

and you definitely dont mind a big fucking man strong enough to actually lift you. and he could do it too. it'd be like him holding a hamburger.

the only reason i didnt pair you with Kars was because one, he sees himself as above humanity. Two, he wouldn't take too well to you humbling his ego. And three, he'd think your hatred for humanity could never compare to his own. which would absolutely infuriate you.

Whammu, though, is kinder than Kars. He thinks it's fascinating that a human could hate humanity. And from that curiosity blooms infatuation.

honorable mentions from part 2!!

Joseph Joestar!

he finds your antics hilarious, and the fact that you probably wouldn't even blink at his "Your next line is!" bit is curious.

SANTANA

he's very curious about how humanity has progressed during his slumber in the pillar, and while you're definitely not the best example of humanity, he still has his eye on you anyway.

JOTARO KUJO

both of you have the same sense of humor, i fear. completely deadpan and said with no ounce of joking in your tone whatsoever. it's very often that whenever you're joking, people think you're being serious.

and also, you understand his quiet personality more than he expected, mostly because you're the same way. he kinda needs someone like you in his life, because we've seen what happens when nobody understands why he does what he does. all it does is get people hurt.

the fact that you need your alone time doesn't bother him. just make sure to remind yourself that he's your boyfriend, because he'll give you all the space, and never push for you to come back to him. if you leave his side to recover your social battery, just remember to come back to him.

honorable part 3 mentions!!

NORIAKI KAKYOIN

he loves your humor, just like jotaro does. your humor is his favorite feature of yours.

JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA

not just because i believe they deserve someone whos as kind and loving as him, but also because he could definitely handle all that is Connor.

you have a habit of pushing yourself away from people, and Josuke wouldn't let that deter him from getting to know you. Once he's decided that he wants to be your friend, you're going to be his friend.

also, your first date choice just fits him perfectly. he'd love to just go to the movies or an amusement park and make memories with you. and even dates after that, the two of you would just sit and play video games together. you're not so much competitive as you just enjoy playing around, and he thinks that's hilarious as hell.

(Like when we're playing cart ride around nothing on roblox)

i think he'd also enjoy having nap dates with you, bed rotter. the two of u just lay down and sleep for hours.

honorable mentions from part 4!!

OKUYASU NIJIMURA

he adores the way you hold yourself! and also the fact that you just turn off your brain. makes him feel a bit better about his own "stupidity".

MIKITAKA

he finds you charming. like a big lazy dog. he knows you're much smarter than you let on, and he appreciates that. you also indulge in his questions on humanity without judgement, which is refreshing.

[buttercupblu]

one day, the clouds parted and an Angel tumbled down, falling all the way from the celestial sphere, but landing light as a feather in a bushel of white roses. she looked up at the sky—brushing off her darkened wings—and with squinting eyes, gazed at a kingdom so bright but so rigid and said with a calm breath, "well screw you, i didn't want to be a part of that snooze fest anyway." and promptly made her own Heavens on Earth.

(in no particular order...maybe)

one punch (OP)

jojo's bizarre adventure (JJBA)

jujutsu kaisen (JJK) (lowkey regret the day i pressed play on this🤭)

record of ragnarok (ROR)

eventually attack on titan (AOT) once i'm finished with it (Levi should've been in the harem 🧍🏾‍♀️)

Angel's Heavens and why she loves them:

🩷Buddha (ROR): this man is my Lord and personal savior—watch ROR if you don't know what i'm talking about. Buddha exudes peace in his every waking and sleeping moment but try him if you want to and earn a first-class trip to Nirvana 😘. his tongue game is BRAZY (you've seen the gif) and he loves to BITE. he makes sure we do yoga together every single morning to start our day and after making sure my back is nice and stretched out, he breaks it 🧘🏾‍♀️. but he always puts me back together with soft coos, humming purrs, and tender strokes. this man is my lock screen, my peace, my husband, my everything. i keep him fed and not just with food; he will never know hunger as long as i am alive 🤍

💜Geto (JJK): mymanmymanmymanmymanmyman. if Sugu asked me to have his kids, i would say "how many baby?" and i am clearly not mother material 🥴. my husband #2 that i would turn my back against the JJK world for in a heartbeat. he could call me a 🙈 and i would say thank you. in all realness, i get geto. i really do. my little alien, my little aquarius, he just wants justice at the end of the day—truly. not power, not dictatorship, just for things to be right, safe. there's something about his maternal instincts that lets me know he would take suchhhh good care of me—he's so careful, so understanding. i'd never have to lift a finger (except when i'm being a brat) and his Suave Commercial locs make me want to wrap them around my fist and pull. he has a face card that will never decline and baby, i keep on swiping 🤧|sidenote: i need his gender pls and ty

💜Choso (JJK): my pookie-wookie puppyboi boyfriend Cho, what would i ever do without you??? idk, there's something about Chosito that sets my motherly instincts on fire 🔥 . i want to love on him, nurture him, care for him, and absolutely reduce him to tears all in the same breath. he's such a family man, so full of love and kindness and security and i adore that about him. my soft and gentle man, i feel like he's a 70-30 sub-dominate switch but gIRL do not be fooled 😩—when that man loses all sense in that cute little pig-tailed head of his, you better have an icy pack and aftercare on standby 🧍🏾‍♀️

💚Josuke (JJBA): oooohmygAWD 😩 what isn't there to say about boyfriend #2, Josuke?? the hair, the moves, the suave looks, the no-bullshit attitude. besides Dio, baby invented jojo-posing like, kneel before your Leo king?? he's so cute and creative and such a quick thinker like omg part 4 had me STRESSED, but he gets his quick wits from his no-good cheating ass pappy 🤭. josuke keeps it real, calm, cool, and collected. he's a bit too forgiving (fk Okuyasu) but that's only because he has a 💗 bigger than his hair, and when im not spending hours styling it and getting him together in the morning, im daydreaming about his love, care, and cuddles i get every night. and if i ever hurt myself, he's quick to heal my boo-boos with magical kisses🤍

💚Narancia (JJBA): my silly little goof ball pup #2, omg he's so precious and innocent and deserves soooo much more 🥺. Narancia is just...pure unadulterated love in human form. he doesn't judge, he doesn't reject, he's a bit quick to anger but it's always deserved because look at him!! how could you be mean to such a precious little thing, he wouldn't hurt a fly (unprovoked). my baby's a little slow but what he doesn't have in genius, he makes up for with his heart. and that boy can dance and dress his ass off, lets fking goooo skintight leather steel-bone corset top 🗣️

🩷Sukuna (JJK): ok listen....hear me out...balance🧍🏾‍♀️. he brings balance. everyone else is muddled and normal, soft, or innocent but Kuna resides in the extremes, is the perfect polar-opposite of Choso, and rounds out the group with good ole fashion discipline 💪🏾 (read Exercising with Sukuna if you don't believe me). he's not my favorite to deal with because the man puts the ass in asshole bUT it's good for my soul to toughen up every now and then. if you want something done and you want it done right, ask Sukuna. he'll grumble and berate you the entire time but sh*t will get done and better than you ever thought it could be. .......he also has 4 arms, 2 dicks, and a stomach mouth—good fkin bye.

🩷Saitama (OP): he makes me laugh, there's not much more to say 🤣. the most normal out of the group and the most nonchalant. Saitama is literally my best friend who never takes anything seriously just like me. our favorite hobby we do together is literally grocery shopping and i will wake my ass up every saturday morning to be by his side as he spends way too much time comparing fruits and vegetables just to get the same things he does every time. he's also the strongest and would deck everyone on this list if it came to it (argue with the manga, not me 🐸☕️)

honorable mention: Levi (AOT) because this short king 👑 cares too much and gives no f**ks at the same time and has the best resting b*tch face/face card i've ever seen 🧍🏾‍♀️

🪽current fav fic written by Angel: God is Fair|Suguru Geto since you were young, you knew you were meant for each other. he comes into your life like a storm and grows closer no matter how distant you seem. he swells and captures your heart every time he's near. so why do you keep fighting him? angel's note: full of backstory, poetry, and tear-your-heart-out angst with one of the sluttiest, smuttiest part twos in existence

🪽current fav recommendation from another author: One, Two, Three (it's not only you and me)|STSG x Reader "what suguru is trying to avoid saying is the whole cliché of 'we saw you from across the bar and we really like your vibe'," the white-haired man says, gaze flickering down your body. he looks back up, making eye contact. "but it's true, so we were wondering if you'd like to join us for some fun," he says casually, blue eyes piercing. angel's note: and it comes with an AMAZING playlist yall wtf 😩🖤

🪽current fav song to write to: Cigarettes out the Window|TV Girl

🪽fav genres: [writing: nasty, slutty, toe-curling smutty smut, thrillers, enemies to lovers, coming of age]|[reading: psychological horror/thrillers🧍🏾‍♀️, silly goofy supernatural/sci-fy like John Dies at the End (an incredible series that will have you in tears from laughter, stg), dystopian fiction, fiction satire, coming of age/young adult, the classics (surprise)]

🪽hobbies: writing, reading, skating, graphic design, being outdoors as much a possible, being at peace

beats me 🤷🏾‍♀️

nah jk.

the real reason will forever remain a mystery, but i think it has something to do with connectedness.

the first major story i wrote was handwritten in the largest binder i could find in the 4th grade and was about fairies with elemental superpowers.

my first fandom was typed out on my mom's typewriter at her job and about 40/50 pages and was about the boyband B5 (shout tf out to you if yk who they are 🗣️).

both of these instances explored hobbies/interests that i was deeply into. i wanted to share my own take on these things that occupied so much of my time with others who also couldn't escape the clutches of favorites and fandom.

i also wanted to "escape" from a life i thought was dull and bland in favor of living in a world that was bright and full of color and literally in the palm of my hands.

now i do it just because i like to torture myself 🤍

i would create an entirely new world if i could, but i'll settle for pouring my heart out on tumblr

💗first and foremost, all of my characters are 18+. i don't really care for writing aged-up minor characters but when i do, it will be mostly fluff but they will be adults at the end of the day, especially when you consider real-world timelines.

💗smut: i know what you came here for 😏. this does include some more controversial dynamics like consensual non-consent (CNC), ageplay, petplay, power exchange (top, bottom, sub, dom, "slave", etc) rough play, but these writings will always come with tag warnings because everyone likes their tea different 😊

💗fluff: ofc everyone loves a bit of fluff. tis good for the heart to remember that you have one (not me though, y'all be safe)

💗angst 😈: there's nothing i love more than stirring the fictional pot. it hurts so good

💗long ass stories that are almost always projected to be under 8k but end up breaching 10k because i have no control over my life 🤠

💗i will write characters outside of my Heavens/top fandoms but i have to be familiar with those characters/show—keep that in mind in case i reject a future request

let's be civil little angels here

🚫hardcore gore/mutilation: love to read it but cannot write it. am baby

🚫unsafe fetishes: i am kink-shaming 💩, race play, STDs (god why does this need to be said), grApe, i n c e s t, necro, actual torture, etc.,

🚫cliche/exaggerated mental disorders: like saying someone who is very tidy has "OCD" or someone with mood swings is "bipolar"; those are incorrect stereotypes AND i am not licensed to give even fictional characters those diagnoses

🚫pregnancy: gasp, ik. but listen, i have no idea what it's like to be pregnant or have kids (other than my stuffies) nor envision that for myself because it does not seem like much fun 😅 and frankly, i don't really care for it as a plot point? i'd consider it maybe for a drabble request but no major plots

🚫anything else i may be uncomfortable with down the line. i don't have a lot of hard nos but people can get weird sometimes 👀

reblogs, likes, and comments = angel kisses and i have soft, plump lips so 👉🏾👈🏾

i'll eventually open up my asks for requests but this gojo fic (teaser here) is balding me and taking up alllll of my time right now. once they do open, i may be slow to fulfill requests but that's only because i care too much about making great content 🥺. until then, you can still blow up my inbox with reviews, recommendations, thoughts, nonsensical jibber-jabber, whatever; Come chat with the Harem

[dragkbluire]

It is I! the Wizard!

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In Araki Highschool, there was a huge opportunity for extra credit that posted around the school for all students. Didn't matterr if you were 'normal' (if there ever was such a thing), had a disability of any kind, a foreign exchange student, or an honor student. As long as you didn't have over two suspensions or 5 detentions, you could go. It was a five day summer camp event, where students would go out and stay in a summer camp for five days, competing or enjoying the outdoors. But no one cared about the school credits. all they wanted was to skip out on school for five days.

"Man!" Narancia groaned, a freshman sitting with his friends, "I can't go! I can't afford to miss anymore classes. . ." he groaned, shoving a pretzel stick into his mouth. Fugo, a senior who was only 16 (and Narancia's tutor), patted his back.

"Don't worry. I can make some work packets for you so you can work during the trip." Fugo said. Narancia gasped and hugged Fugo. "Thank you thank you thank!"

Bruno, a senior in honor society, chuckled, sitting next to Abbacchio, a senior with plans on the police academy. "I'm glad you have a friend like Fugo."

"Honestly, Narancia and I wouldn't be as good in school without ya Fugo!" Mista said, grinning, patting Fugo's shoulder. Fugo blushed in embarrassment. Trish and Giorno, both freshmen, smiled.

"Well, mi Padres allowed me to go, so I am more than happy to 'help' you with your school work, Narancia." Giorno said, with his golden smile. "You deserve a break from all this."

"Yea!" Narancia exclaimed with pride. Trish snorted, typing on her phone. Fugo sighed and shook his head.

The bell for lunch rang, and the group stood, leaving to their classes. . .

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The travel bus was full of suitcases on the bottom of the bus, secured in the compartments below. A bus full of teenagers was loud. The teacher, Speedwagon, stood, clearing his throat. Everyone shut up, Speedwagon was one of the most loved teachers in the school. He grinned ans his British voice spoke. "Well! I am pleased so many came for the extra credit!" He said, laughing knowing no one came for the credit. "Now, I hope you all with medications or eppipens brought your needed items, as we will be quite far from a hospital if something happens! I'm going to call names and if you're here, say your name!"

Jonathan, the history teacher, handed Speedwagon a clipboard, and he began reading names off. After ensuring all people were here, he sat down, and they were off. . .

Giorno layed back, relaxing as the bus started to roll out when Joseph's head appeared over him, a Junior in highschool and one of the favored rugby players. "Giooorno! I cannot believe we are actually going! haha! I'll finally be able to show you that I can know more about animals and plants than you!"

"Oh please!" Joylne, a Sophmore, appeared infront of Giorno's seat. "You can't even name all 50 states."

"Name all European countries!" Jospeh exclaimed. Ceaser appeared besides him, a fellow Italian man, and pulled Joseph down. "Sit down, fool!"

Joylne laughed, sitting down herself next to Hermes. Josuke suddenly poked his head from across the isle, sitting next to an equally excited Okuyasu. "Oh Giorno! what ate you excited to see?!"

Giorno hummed, thinking as Joseph exclaimed "Ladies!" Giorno turned to see him.

"Aren't you with Susie Q?" Joylne asked. Joseph huffed, puffing his chest out. "Hey! Susie is just as excited to see some ladies as I! Remember she is bisexual and I, for one, am fully supportive of her!"

"I'd say, I want to see how many different frogs I can see." Giorno said, Joseph groaned. "Oh you're boring!"

Giorno chuckled, relaxing again. Kakyoin walked passed Giorno holding Dolphin gummies- most likely for Jotaro- and waved as he passed, his back brace clicking as he walked.

Girono had a good feeling about this trip. . .

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The sun fell and rose again, and at 9 am, the students almost pooled out off the bus. There, at the wooden archway in the forest, stood over 10 camp councilors and the owner of the camp, a cheery lady who reminded everyone of a ranch owner. "Hello there! glad to see you're all up and about!"

"Hello Mrs Malon! Lovely seeing you! I am so happy you allowed us to do this school trip!" Speedwagon said, smiling and shaking her hand. She chuckled. "The pleasure is all mine! I was so estatic about the news of young ones exploring my forests!"

Speedwagon chuckled, and moved aside as Jonathan helped remove all the Luggage in the bus, Josuke and Giorno helping, as well as some others like Bruno, Hot Pants, Mr. Avdol, and Miss. Lisa Lisa.

The camp counsilers all stood behind Malon. Malon spoke. "Well, welcome to the camp, I'm Malon, I own this place with my husband. And behind me are all our counsilers, but we treat em like our own. Go on and introduce yourselves, and your helping hands."

The first one with just as heavy a southern accent of Malon stepped forward, a small kid with a blond bowl cut following him. "I'm Twilight and this is Colin. Pleasure to be meeting you all."

The one with a long blue scarf and Kakhi pants almost pushed Twilight away. "I'm Warriors, and this is my helper, Artemis." He said, gesturing to the woman with long blond hair and wearing archery gear.

"I'm Legend, and this is Ravio-" The one with pink and blond hair said, fingers covered with rings, but got pushed away by a boy with black hair and green eyes and a blue bird. "I'm Ravio! I sell snacks and sodas! we are open for business-". "No one wants your over priced shi- Stuff!" Legend barked at him.

The shirtest one laughed, wearing mainly green but had hints of red, blue, and purple on his outfit. "I'm Four. I've got three other brothers around here somewhere, they'll look like me but in different colors. Pleased to meet you all."

"I'm Wind!" A young boy who seemed to be no older than 14 cheered, dressed like a pirate sailer almost. "I've here with Hyrule!" The boy with fluffy brown hair waved behind him, a nervous smile on his face.

A girl with Brown hair and a Witch's hair jumped up and down, throwing confetti and leaves. "It is I! the Wizard! I am here with my Brother, Bloomy!" She cheered, standing infront of a very tall person wearing a skull and a cloak, seeming extremely ominus compared to his short cheery sister.

"I am Wild." A boy who was also wearing a cloak with king blond hair said. "I'm here with my Service fog, Wolfe. Please do nor touch him. While he is an extremely good boy, I ask you please don't touch him or distract him as he is working." He said, the large fluffy good boy laying between his legs, a vest on him.

A boy with earings looked half asleep standing with a bright girl in a dark pink dress. She was literal sunshine, and she happily greeted them all. "Hello! I'm Sun, and this sleepy head is Sky! We are so happy you're here today!"

Malon smiled and turned back to the students and teachers. "Well, my husband is out somewhere in the woods, so try not to spook him if ya find him. Now! I'm sure your teachers will sort you into groups, you get two leader per group. and remember, disrespect any of em and you'll be kicked out into the woods!" She said, suddenly serious.

The teachers began sorting everyone. Giorno was put In a group with Eight others. He was in the Fairy group, with Bruno, Narancia, Abbacchio, Joylne, Hermes, Kakyoin, and Jotaro. So they stood with The 'Wizard' ans Bloomy. Wizard held a microphone, as they began walking. "This is your captain speaking, gotta say, welcome to Lon Lon camp, honored to meet all of you. I'm am the Wizard, and Bloomy is my brother. We are going to take a boat ride down the river because we stole a boat from Warriors because he wears socks and sandles, a crime I'd say."

They made it to a boat you'd see on a water ride with a roof and seat. Wizard jumped in, her brother hopping in after. Everyone was seats and Bloomy started the boat. I connected the microphone to the boat.

"Welcome to the siblings awesome ocean ride~" Wizard says close to the mic. "I want to start off with if ANY of you start talking on stage and start with 'good morning- oh come one we can doe better than that, GOOD MORNING' I automatically do not like you." Wizard says, causing Kakyoin and Narancia to laugh.

"Welcome to Lon Lon camp, and I am so happy to have new people here, it is so boring during the winter. I will start off by saying that Bloomy is single, so ladies or men- I don't judge here~ Bidding for a date with this handsome man thing starts at 5 dollars. Come on guys, he's a real catch-"

"Wizard, I swear to God deja de intentar conseguirme una cita-" Bloomy started, only for Bruno to Raise Abbacchio's hand. Wizard cheers, Bloomy putting his face in his hand, blushing in embarrassment.

"Haha! we are gonna get you a lover, brother!" Wizard says, overjoyed. "Now, if you're not into men, I'm also single!" Wizard laughed, getting slapped over the head by her brother.

The ride was peaceful the rest of the way, though the siblings did bicker a bit.

But reaching the cabins, the students put their bags away, Joylne helping Giorno put his hair up, as it was sticking to the back of his neck. "Wacky, aren't they?" Joylne asked with a grin. Abbacchio nodded, still upset about Bruno making Abbacchio raise his hand on the boat.

"They aren't that bad." Narancia said happily. "I like the Wizard! she seems fun!"

"Bloomy reminds me of Jotaro." Kakyoin said, fixing his back brace, Jotaro glaring at his boyfriend in response. With a gruff growl, he spoke: "I'm not like that emo man."

"You both wear black and are brooding." Kakyoin said, laughing slightly. "Dark and mysterious. I'd say you're both pretty similar."

Jotaro huffed, muttering "Yare are Daze" under his breath. Hermes laughed at this.

"As exciting as the offers are, I've got all I need right here." Hermes said, throwing an arm around Joylne. Joylne blushed, and muttered "Yare yare dawa. . . " Giorno chuckled, thinking to himself. . .

Bloomy stuck his head through the door. "Be quick, We are going to start building a bondfire." He said before his head vanished again. The group looked at one another, before putting on bug spray.

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The fire was big and hot, and many were laughing with one another, Ravio trying to sell snacks, only to get dragged away by Legend, Joseph flirting with Artimis only to get told off by the lady herself, and Johnny and Gyro speaking to twilight about horse care and such.

Bruno sat, roasting a hot dog, when he heard a famel voice say "Nice weiner." behind him. he turned with a look of disappointment and annoyance, seeing Wizard, giggling like a mad man. Narancia, sitting next to him, turned, a huge smile on his face. "Oh! it's you!"

She grins "It is I!"

"I'm Narancia! Narancia Ghirga!" Orange boy said, holding out his fist, Wizard bumping it with her own. "I am the Wizard!" She says, sitting down. "So, ready for the events tomorrow?" She asked them both. Narancia nodded, and Bruno nodded as well. Wizard grins, "Lovely! Cause the lake is gonna be nice a lukewarm for once! Yall are kayaking. It's a teamwork thing or whatever." Wizard says, Bloomy sitting next to her.

[Ran out of time to write this, I do hope you enjoy lolol]

I DID enjoy so much that I couldn't stop my hand from drawing some of my favourite scenes. This idea is so funny and has so much potential xDXD

Prepare for the drawing waterfall!!!

For the ones I did drawing you I used as reference the picrew you tagged me!

[brown-little-robin]

hellooooo time for the JoJo half of this ask >:]

1: what got you into this story?

honestly, in a word? rebelliousness. I'd been told I wouldn't want to watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventures several times. The thing that pushed me over the edge was that my uncle saw me looking at his bookshelf entirely filled with JoJo and said I probably wouldn't like it, and I wanted to decide for myself. Also, I've been told not to watch JJBA while learning Japanese because the Japanese in it is really weird, and I can confirm this is true! But what am I learning Japanese for if not to know exactly how people misuse it?? I mean, I'm learning the language primarily to watch anime with. Come on.

what hooked me on JoJo was the absurdity. It employs clown-style humor—exaggeration past the bounds of even typical comedy which forces you past the edge of what you can consciously accept as real. watching JoJo requires ego death, and I kind of love that <3

5: do you have a favorite character? who?

oh this is so hard because JoJo has an enormous cast and I have many favorites (Jotaro, Kakyoin, Dio, Okuyasu, and Kars are the ones that come to mind), but overall, I'd say that Jotaro Kujo (JoJo number three) is the character who got deepest into my heart.

He's seventeen years old when he manifests a physical expression of his soul and thinks it's an evil spirit. He willingly goes to jail to protect everyone from it. While he's in jail, the "spirit" brings him creature comforts including blankets, manga, and cigarettes. Everyone in his cell is terrified of him because he's surly, silent, and exudes an aura of intense danger. Meanwhile, he's just reading his manga in silence and missing his mom. This is Jotaro Kujo in a nutshell: a self-aware manga main character, a guy whose affect comes off like a stone cold killer but who is actually just a quiet, awkward nerd trying to protect everyone he loves from dangers principally including himself. CRIES FOREVER. Jotaro.....

6: do you have a LEAST favorite character? who?

oh, man, well, there are a lot of really horrible and really horribly written characters in JoJo. But the one I have the most visceral loathing for is the villain Alessi, who likes to turn people into kids and humiliate them for fun. That creep deserved what he got.

7: how does the story compare to your initial impressions of it? has it surprised you yet? how?

Yeah, it's surprised me. For one thing, JJBA kind of has a reputation online that made me expect it to be... gayer. Not that it's not playing around with gender and sexuality, but it's weirdly a lot more subtle than I thought it would be. The way that JJBA examines masculinity is surprisingly complex, what can I say!! It exaggerates and heightens masculinity to the point of the absurd, to the point of looping back around into femininity, to the point of questioning our ideas of masculinity and femininity themselves; although maybe that's just me reading too much into it. Sometimes it's hard to tell, lol. but I'm getting a lot of excellent thoughts out of examining JJBA and gender and sexuality in critical but non-judgmental earnest :]

13: tell me an out-of-context piece of worldbuilding or lore!

oh boy.

okay, so, get this: Rhythmic Breathing is the opposite of vampires, because breathing puts OXYGEN in your BLOOD CELLS, whereas vampires take your blood OUT of your YOU. and FURTHERMORE oxygen lights tiny FIRES in your cells, which is like THE SUN, which famously KILLS VAMPIRES. so, through the power of breathing techniques, humans can kill vampires with their bare hands. <3

did I mention that JJBA starts out as a gothic vampire story? an 1880s vampire hunting story? :)))

14: how likely do you think this story is to break a reader's heart?

If you're the kind of person to get attached to side characters, quite likely!!! however, it's fundamentally un-serious, so it's not necessarily going to leave you with a gaping hole in your chest for the rest of time like a lot of tragedies do.

The whole idea of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is that it's a generational epic. Every Part (there are Parts 1 through 6 in the original timeline) follows a different main character (all nicknamed JoJo) from the Joestar family; it spans six generations. and, uh, not to get too spoiler-y, but. a lot of the characters die. including the main characters and the secondary characters that people get most attached to. so. yeah. like half of my favorites are dead at this point.

19: pitch an idea for a sequel or spinoff novel for this story!

alsdkfjslkdfss like JoJo's isn't already a series of sequels and spinoffs <333 but I did write this ask game, so I brought this upon myself.

how about this: I'd like to see a spinoff novel that's just straight-up slice of life about Jotaro getting his PhD in marine science while living with trauma <333 (the crowd continues fidgeting idly, unsurprised that Robin, local plotless trauma story enjoyer, wants another plotless trauma story about her favorite character)

22: FREE SPACE: say anything you want about the story!! <3

Here's a short bit of musing on why I'm willing to immerse myself in a story that has so many things that make me feel uncomfortable (including gore, crude language, and sexualization of both women and men), speaking to the best of my ability:

First of all, no one has to do this. Of course not. But. it can be a growing experience to expose yourself to fiction that makes you uncomfortable. Personally, I have a tendency to get defensive and shut down when I'm uncomfortable, which doesn't help anything and just makes me unavailable to connect to people. And fiction is a guide, showing people how to process things through fiction before they feel safe/confident enough to approach them in real life. Exposing myself to stuff like JJBA has been helping me to learn to process fear, revulsion, moral conflict, confusion, and absurdity. In other words, watching JJBA is giving me the cognitive tools and experience to be able to listen to and dialogue with people who are different from me. I'm experiencing the world in a more vulnerable, yet resilient way. And that's—that's priceless.

[signanothername]

josuke + 3 + 22

Oooh let’s see

3-Least favorite canon thing about this character?

Tbh I can’t think of anything when it comes down to Josuke himself, i do sometimes dislike how canon handles some things when it comes to Josuke’s relationships tho, like the fact Ryohei was killed in episode 2, i kinda wished i’d see more scenes with Josuke and his grandpa :’)

When it comes to Josuke himself tho, I can’t really think of anything, I really love all his character traits, both positive and negative, he’s honestly such an amazing character

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22-If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to ths character? Something you don't like?

Starting with what i like, literally any fic that focuses on Josuke’s relationship with his mom has a special place in my heart, regardless of what the story is about, as long as it focuses on these two I’m immediately reading that story hdhxhxh

Another thing i like are when fics focus on Josuke’s familial relationships when it comes to his father’s side, LET THE BOI MEET HIS ENTIRE FAM HE DESERVES TO HAVE A BIG SUPPORT SYSTEM!!!!

Also fics that focus on Josuke’s and Jotaro’s relationship, or have them bonding are really heartwarming i love them <3333

Or fics that have Josuke and his friends getting themselves in trouble as per usual

And obviously fics that are the aftermath of Kira are always a nice read, i love me fics that show Josuke’s hospitalization and the mess that comes with it and the recovery after

As for what i dislike, it may come as a surprise, but fics that focus on dates/confessions when it comes to Josuyasu, like don’t get me wrong, i love the ship, literally one of the best ships ever, but as a platonic relationships enjoyer and as a Josuke and Okuyasu are besties truther these kinda fics don’t interest me

Like I’m fine with fics that has Josuyasu, but not the ones that has their romantic relationship as the spotlight of the fic

The problem tho? These are like 85% of fics that focuses on Josuke, so I’m here starving for fics that don’t focus on the ship, i just want Josuke and okuyasu to have wacky adventures together, or fics where their relationship can be read as romantic or platonic, hell fics that have them as an established relationship already and the fic actually focuses on adventures they have or them playing video games or going to Tonio’s or even messing with Rohan, rather than them confessing to each other or going on dates plz I’m fucking starving over here

Other than that, fics that are too occ aren’t my thing, I’m fine with a lil bit occ as I can’t realistically expect a person other than Araki himself to be able to truly write Josuke completely in character, and I humbly think nobody truly can, that includes me, it’s just a matter of can this writer get Josuke to be in character the best they can (which mostly they can actually and they do an amazing job at it <333)

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Character ask game

[namimikan]

i think it’s to it’s credit but just as easily works against jjba part 4 that the animanga introduces a bunch of characters and then doesn’t actually do a lot with them.

because i think it really helps that small town feel?

yes, tonio the italian chef kinda becomes irrelevant after his introduction episode, but he sticks around in background shots, you’ll hear okuyasu and josuke talk about going there again. yukako probably deserves better than to have episodes focused on her love life in drastic ways but she’ll be there sitting in the cafe with josuke&okuyasu&koichi&rohan. strictly speaking, i’d probably like a few episodes for josuke and okuyasu to become fast friends instead of them being enemies in one episode and then besties by the next. the same could be said of rohan tbh with koichi. i think you could have had more joestar fam hangouts, with josuke getting to know joseph and jotaro more.

but i like it bc it feels like you’re at a window looking in, these collection of people dipping in and out of the story, and they change from time to time but such is the nature of snapshots of the story.

and it’s just… it’s a vibe. and while i can see the flaw in it, i am charmed instead.

[mysteriousdragon2]

Nijimura Brothers!! This drawing is dedicated to Keicho, who recently made an appearance in All Star Battle R! Little bro Okuyasu is cheering on him, like he is looking up to him as he naturally does haha. Honestly, always was curious how Keicho would play out, knowing his Stand, Bad Company...and it works like a charm in this game! Love how this game in general references a lot of what the anime/manga has to offer- and Keicho’s GHA attack is radical to see! The camera work is fantastic! And he interacts with a fair bit of characters as well, some actually surprised me- like Stroheim! (Which I’ll be doodling something between him and Keicho very shorly...) Enjoy! And congrats to making it in, Keicho! Always loved him as a minor villain in Part 4- deserves more attention frankly.

[foxounderscorecube]

uhhh kakyoin and okuyasu for bingo!

For Kakyoin, fairly little on this one. I do like him, though! His design is lovely (he is borderline gender envy, but compared to other JoJo characters available, he isn't who would come to mind for that) and he is so so SO autistic-coded and I do really relate to his isolation and subsequent joy upon meeting others like him.

I like when he's a little bit of a bastard (or a lot of a bastard, in the case of Mannish Boy - that was fucked up but I can't say I blame him entirely) so he definitely deserves to bite and kill and maim a little bit. Just as a treat.

Okuyasu is so precious... he deserves so much more than he wants and I love that he's a dumbass. I think he's far less stupid than he thinks he is, though. He's so full of love and has been trodded on his whole life and it's so sweet to see him make friends and be accepted. I really resent Keicho for his treatment of Okuyasu, to be honest, even if I know he had his own issues going on. I feel very protective over Okuyasu: I know he can hold his own but he is like a younger brother to me.

Also, he's got dollar and yen symbols on his clothes and cool face scars. Hell yeah

[theladysexpistol]

100 follower celebration part 2!!

Manifest (Okuyasu x fem!reader)

I’m so sorry for not filling out requests as fast, but I really wanted to finish these for everybody! Hope you guys like this one, too!!

Fic under cut again for length, totally SFW.

Summary: Okuyasu is over the moon as you are finally able to take your newborn daughter home with the two of you; but it brings out all the concerns he’s been silently agonizing over, too. Luckily, he’s got you.

   “Oh, baby no!” You exclaimed.

   The literal baby in your arms, your daughter who was nearly two weeks old, wasn’t disturbed at all by your cries as she reached into the bag you were carrying slung over your arm. There were a myriad of things she could probably grab a hold of that might hurt her - your keys, your wallet, lipstick, jewelry - and you adjusted the baby in your arms once again to try and keep her away. Babies were supposed to be timid when they were finally brought home, but your daughter seemed to already be taking directly after her father, active and unable to sit still.

   Perhaps you were overacting just a bit, but who would blame you? You were newly a mother, after all. The thought of anything happening to your baby frightened you. Could lipstick really hurt a baby? Probably not, but you weren’t interested in taking that chance. You could try holding her without the arm the bag was on; if you were crazy enough to entertain the idea of carrying your daughter with only one hand!

   “[Y/N]! What is it?!” The voice of the other most important person in your life rang out from the other side of the car, and you sighed, but couldn’t help the smile that appeared. If you were overreacting, then you couldn’t even imagine what they’d call his reactions over your newborn daughter. Okuyasu appeared from around the trunk of the car, where he was unloading more things to be brought inside for her. There was a big box lifted over one shoulder, and a high chair looped on his other arm. The sight of it made your heart melt as the sight of him usually did, but you also berated yourself for the umpteenth time that you had overlooked buying a high chair for her in the months leading up to her birth.

   “Nothing, Oku,” you replied, adjusting the baby in your arms once more. “She just keeps reaching for the bag. I don’t know what to do-“

   Before you could even finish explaining, Okuyasu had yanked the bag off your arm and added it to his load. “I got it!”

   “Wait, why don’t you have Josuke carry something, I don’t want you to get hurt!”

   But you watched with indignation as he merrily carried everything into your home by himself.

   “He never learns, eh?” The aforementioned, best friend of your husband, Josuke, said as he came around from the trunk, also carrying a box over his shoulder but admittedly much smaller than the one Okuyasu had taken.

   “Why didn’t you offer to take the bag?” You were half-teasing, but also you kind of weren’t.

   “Are you kidding? Okuyasu would kill me if I offered you any help. He’s been that way since you two started dating. You know this.”

   The way he smiled at you, well, you could never stay mad at either of the two of them. They were practically attached at the hip, the two of them. You’d gotten used to seeing Josuke around fairly quickly. And he was there for every part of your relationship with Okuyasu; he’d been the one to encourage Okuyasu to ask you out, helped him when you two fought, and was the first one to know even before family when you found out you were having a baby. And as soon as he met her, your daughter had wrapped up her uncle around her fingers just as easily as she had her father.

   You held the door for him as you and Josuke made your way inside your house, where Okuyasu was waiting, beaming, and luckily nothing broken as far as you could tell. As soon as you crossed the threshold of the door he’d plucked the baby out of your arms and slid the bag back onto your arm, leaving you speechless for a moment before mockingly putting your hands on your hips. As soon as her father had her in his arms, your daughter lit up, smiling and giggling and moving her arms around as he kissed her beautiful little forehead.

   “I knew this would happen!” You feigned frustration. “He’d forget about me as soon as we brought her home!”

   Josuke chuckled. “You three make quite the little family. Well, I’ll help take this stuff to her nursery, and then I’ll call Koichi and Yukako to see when they’re going to get here.”

   You thanked him and watched Josuke carry - safely - one box at a time, before your attention went back over to the love of your life and the precious bundle he was cooing at. The sight of it sent an electric warmth surging through your body, and you felt yourself tearing up; it was everything you could have ever asked for. Finally, you approached him and put your arms around Okuyasu’s torso, catching his attention just long enough to plant a kiss on him.

   “She’s home. It’s wonderful, isn’t it?”

   “Yes, yes of course,” he said a bit oddly, drawing an eye raise from you.

   “It sounds like there’s a but at the end of that?”

   “No there isn’t! I don’t regret a single thing!” He exclaimed, a little too forcefully for your liking.

   “Okuyasu!” You snapped his full name, something that you only did when upset with him. “Tell me what’s wrong!”

   The thought had never crossed your mind before, but was it possible he could have gotten cold feet? He was there for you, every step of the way through your pregnancy. You thought your daughter had charmed her father completely. Had you read it all wrong?

   Okuyasu sighed, his shoulders slumping forward. “I’m really not all that smart, you know that, [Y/N]? You’re the smart one.”

   This self-deprecation of his was commonplace, and you felt as though you knew what would be coming next. You slid your hand over his back, anything to assure him you were there and you were listening. Just as always. He said he was the stupid one, but how could you be so dumb to jump to such radical conclusions?

   “What if... if I’m a terrible father?” He said finally, sitting down on the chair behind the three of you. You could see as his grip tightened around the swaddled baby in his arms. Not tight enough to bother her, but tight enough for you to visibly see the tension that was in his body.

   “Oku, you won’t be a terrible father,” you replied gently.

   “How do you know that? I’m not smart at all, and I barely remember my mom, and the only things I remember about my dad’s parenting is how much he used to hit me. Keicho raised me since I was five and well, you know how that went.”

   His expression had completely fallen by now, from how bright his eyes had lit up when holding your daughter. You could feel your heart sink a little in your chest for him. Okuyasu, who was never afraid of anything, was very scared at failing as a father.

   “I’m not perfect,” you started slowly, raising a hand to brush over his cheek soothingly. “I’m only human. I’m going to make mistakes as a mother too. But we’ll have each other, Oku, the whole way.”

   “What if she develops a Stand?” He asked, suddenly looking you directly in the eyes. You could tell the thought had been tormenting him; he had just been really good at hiding it. “That will obviously be my fault. How will I be able to protect her if that happens?”

   You brushed your fingers slowly over his shoulder and along the back of his neck, a small smirk playing on your face. “Well, her daddy’s the strongest Stand user I know.”

   You pridefully beamed when you saw a blush making its way onto Okuyasu’s face. He adorably bit his lip in defiance. “I don’t think that’s true.”

   “Well I suppose then her Uncle Josuke isn’t bad either,” you added, poking him in the side. “We’ll figure it out, together. You don’t have to worry, Okuyasu, because you’ll never have to do these things alone. It won’t be easy, raising our daughter, but I promise you that I’ll be there to support you every step of the way, okay?”

   You leaned over to give him another, very gentle kiss as the bundle in his arms cooed softly, as if knowing her parents were stressing over her. In response, Okuyasu’s arm wrapped around you and he pulled you in a little closer, comforted more by your presence than by your words. You knew it, because you knew him. It seemed to have worked though, as his shoulders relaxed, tension in his muscles slowly melting away under your touch.

   “All right you two,” Josuke’s voice interrupted the very intimate moment between the three of you. “Enough fooling around. You’ll get all the time you want together later, after I leave, so I was expecting some help while I’m moving your things-“

   You looked up to see Josuke turning the corner with more boxes in his hand for just a moment, before he tripped on something underfoot and immediately fell on his ass and the things in his hand went flying.

   Okuyasu’s arm around your waist tightened instinctively, and you watched as the expression on his face became blank, but focused. You couldn’t see The Hand - you couldn’t see Stands at all, only knew they were there - but knew in the way his face changed, and the way the boxes suddenly flew toward the two of you and gently floated to the ground, that he had summoned his Stand. You let out a sigh of relief as you stood up and went over to Josuke to make sure he was okay, helping him to his feet as you laughed.

   “Nice reaction on that one, Okuyasu,” Josuke chuckled, but looked over toward his best friend when he didn’t reply. “Okuyasu?”

   You followed his gaze over toward him, where Okuyasu was still holding your daughter. His face was trained on hers, while her tiny face was staring at the boxes. More accurately, at the shimmering presence that was above them.

   “She’s staring directly at The Hand,” Josuke told you. “She can see his Stand.”

   “Only Stand users can see another Stand,” Okuyasu repeated reflexively, like it was something he was programmed to say.

   You looked between the two stunned Stand users and your daughter, who’s gentle expression showed she wasn’t frightened of The Hand at all. Of course she wouldn’t be; it was the manifestation of her father’s soul. It was a part of Okuyasu.

   “Well, that’s one question answered, I suppose,” you couldn’t help but laugh a little, and your laughter eased the tension that had built up in the room. “Looks like you boys’ll be busy when her Stand manifests.”

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okuyasu: do you serve food that’s mouth angry?

tonio: do you mean spicy?