#ermes costello x reader

[naomijoestar]

⋆.ೃ JJBA SCENARIOS ࿔*:･

genre: fluff

warnings: none

characters: speedwagon, will. A zeppeli, caeser, polnareff, kakyoin, okuyasu, bucciarati, mista, ermes, weather report, gyro zeppeli (yup, alot)

notes: GN!reader, you can see this as platonic or romantic whatever you like, and yes i included will zeppeli because my hamon king doesn’t get the love he deserves <3

How the jobros would react to you asking to try makeup on them

Speedwagon

Speedwagon is rough around the edges but a softie at heart. He’d be taken aback at first, scratching his head with a nervous chuckle. “You want to put makeup on me? Well, if it’ll make you happy, why not!” He’s not really into the idea but does it for you, and secretly enjoys your attention.

Will A. Zeppeli

Zeppeli would be amused, stroking his mustache thoughtfully. “Makeup, you say? I am always up for a bit of artistic expression!” He’d be curious and would even offer pointers on color coordination, treating it as a chance to embrace beauty in all forms.

Caeser Zeppeli

Caesar would laugh confidently. “You think you can make me more handsome? Give it your best shot!” He’d go along with it playfully but might turn the tables by offering to put makeup on you too, turning it into a fun, competitive game between you two.

Polnareff

Polnareff would be over-the-top about it. “Makeup on me? Oh là là! Well, I suppose a handsome face like mine could use some extra flair!” He’d strike dramatic poses the whole time, loving every second of the attention but pretending to be too cool for it.

Kakyoin

Kakyoin would be calm and composed about it. “Hmm, I’ve never tried makeup before, but I trust your taste.” He’d sit patiently, interested in the process, and probably compliment you on your skill afterward. He’d even keep it on for a while, curious about how others react.

Okuyasu Nijimura

Okuyasu would be confused at first. “Huh? Makeup on me? I dunno if I’d look good…” but he’d quickly give in with a grin, wanting to make you happy. “Alright, why not! You better not laugh though!” He’d be a bit shy, but secretly thrilled by the whole experience.

Bruno Bucciarati

Bruno would be open to it, seeing it as an opportunity to bond. “If it’s something you’d like to try, I don’t see why not.” He’d take it very seriously, sitting still and offering gentle compliments as you work. He appreciates your creativity and trust.

Guido Mista

Mista would laugh, not taking the request too seriously. “Makeup on me? Sure, why not! As long as you don’t turn me into something crazy.” He’d be laid-back and crack jokes during the process, but when he sees himself in the mirror, he’d grin and say, “Damn, I look good!”

Ermes Costello

Ermes would raise an eyebrow but smirk. “You want to try makeup on me? Alright, but only because it’s you asking.” She’d go along with it, teasing you here and there but secretly enjoying the experience. She’d probably keep it on to show it off later.

Weather Report

Weather Report would be indifferent at first. “Makeup?” he’d say in his usual quiet tone. But if you seemed excited, he’d agree, not really minding one way or the other. “Sure.” He’d stay silent the whole time, but when it’s done, he’d nod appreciatively.

Gyro Zeppeli

Gyro would laugh loudly, not at all embarrassed. “Makeup, huh? Sure, why not! Let’s see what you got!” He’d playfully tease you during the process, but when you’re done, he’d be impressed. “I gotta say, you’re pretty good at this!” He’d wear it proudly, turning heads wherever he goes.

I hope you guys liked this! I didnt include anyone from jojolands because i havent started part 8 yet! If anyone has any requests please go ahead <3

[randoimago]

How would Jolyne, Ermes, and Foo Fighters react if their boyfriend has a baby Burmese python as a pet? In Florida, Burmese pythons are considered an invasive species destroying the ecosystem of the Florida Everglades.

Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Character(s): Jolyne, Ermes, and Foo Fighters

Note(s): Here you go!!

Ermes

She's a bit iffy when she sees your snake the first time, but she trusts you so she'll try to extend that trust to your snake.

Would gradually warm up to your snake while letting it slither over her. Ermes tenses up and asks you to take it away if it starts coiling around her neck. Even if it isn't restricting, she's not that brave.

Honestly, she prefers the python being your pet than destroying the ecosystem. She's not super nature-y, but she knows enough about invasive species being pains in the asses.

F.F.

Considering they're a whole colony of plankton, they aren't the most thrilled at the idea of you having a pet snake. In their current form, they know they could easily overpower your snake. But there's still that predator v. prey instinct that they have.

But I can see F.F. growing chill with your snake as time passes. They aren't going to let it wrap around them anytime soon, however. The last thing they'd need is the snake realizing that they could be a new addition to its diet.

Probably taunts your snake when you're not around. Just sticks their tongue out at the reptile and make taunts about it being stuck in a cage. F.F. just has a bone to pick with your snake for silly reasons.

Jolyne

She thinks your snake is cool. She debated on getting a tattoo of one when she was younger, but she's seen too many messed up snake tattoos. Your real one is cool though.

Jolyne has had enough of Florida's wildlife, to be honest. But if your python is just a good pet and not going to try to eat her then she doesn't mind touching the little guy.

She's really not scared of it at all. She'll touch the snake, hold it, let it wrap around her neck. She's faced scarier things than this.

Taglist:

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[bellarosethefangirl]

Jobros x Reader Headcanons

Who’s the easiest to seduce and why 💓 NSFW

Also available:

Buccigang Version Here

La Squadra Version Here

Level 1: The Easiest 💦

Caesar Zeppeli

Yes he’s one of the easiest on this list. This man is a fan of one night stands and is happy to get down when asked to. Especially by you

He can easily pick up when he’s being seduced. The smallest implication of so will get him in the mood.

He enjoys all forms of being seduced. He’ll admire it for your confidence and seduction is very sexy to him

Caesar is the type to know he’s being seduced with looks or ogling to his physique as well

Ermes Costello

She's a hoe for her partner and is ready to be seduced anywhere, anytime

You can do anything even if you suck at being flirty or seductive about bedroom needs

She will be seductive most of the time but when you're doing so she'll be so turned on by it

Another plus is how much she'd love it

Good luck afterwards. She'll wreck you

Level 2: Very Easy, right behind level 1

Okuyasu Nijimura

You know this man can get it and would enjoy being seduced

He will know what you're up to and act accordingly

He will do almost anything for snu snu but has a small list of kinks he isn't into

He isn't as horny as level 1 but he can pick up on your seduction

Yeah Okuyasu is somewhat easy but it has to be at the right time

If he's doing something important or busy he won't be in the mood

Other than that he's a thot for you. He is so turned on by your seduction

Gyro Zeppeli

Also easily seduced but has to be at the right time. If he's got business to handle then he won't be in the mood

Gyro will love being seduced what with his high sex drive

He wants it 24/7 if you're okay with it

He will be seducing you back all with a couple "nyo-ho's"

He's going to be smiling ear to ear, showing off those golden grills

The smallest hint of seduction never flies by this cowboy

Good luck because you're in for a ride now

Level 3: Also easy but in the middle

Robert E. O. Speedwagon

He's going to be in the middle since he has an average sex drive

However getting seduced is something he won't be passing. He'd enjoy it very much and as a gentleman he acts accordingly.

Sometimes he might miss on a couple opportunities for himself if you're too subtle

He doesn't mean to but sometimes he may misunderstand!

Other than that he will adore it all with his cute smile

This man won't hesitate to respond with seductive yet poetic words. A romantic at heart he won't leave you feeling unfulfilled when you're the one seducing him

Level 4: Medium Low, Not the Easiest but can be seduced

Noriaki Kakyoin

He's lower since he's inexperienced and may not know what you're up to at times but he isn't that oblivious thankfully

Being subtle may go over his head unless your have some choice language he recognizes in the bedroom

It may be 50/50 he would understand so you may need to be more obvious at times

Otherwise he would enjoy it. Kakyoin is a man of action but he's got a couple pick up lines up his sleeve too

I think he would have a medium sex drive but he definitely won't be opposed to being seduced by you. I think he'd tease you about it a bit but it's light hearted. Extra points if you're a mommy dom or you quotev his favorite fictional characters

Level 5: Low, Not the Easiest but not Hardest to seduce

The jobros aren't below level 4 since they all like getting seduced.

[tonberry-yoda]

Hahahagahahaha diegosaur being original? DIEGOSAUR IS NOT REQUESTING GYRO CONTENT????? NOO WAYY

Seriously though the LACK of Ermes wlw content here is making me so upset like smh the audacity.

So yes would u mind writing an Ermes fic bc my queen deserves better

As for prompt its been a while since ive read stone ocean but maybe comforting ermes after the limp bizkit thing that happened in prison and all the backstory with Gloria and just comforting ermes because i love her sm😭

WE LOVE ERMES IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

Comfort - Ermes

notes - man, i realized how fun it is to write for girls!! i never do it, but i am so glad i can provide for everyone!! this was so much fun to write and i just love this girl so much and she deserves this comforting fic!! i really hope you enjoy it as much as i do!! stay super hydrated <3

word count - 453

You walked by Ermes' cell during lunch and froze. She was sitting on her bed and... crying. You had never seen her cry like that before in your life. She always told you that she would be the strong one and the one to never shed a single tear, but here she was, bawling her eyes out.

"Ermes?" Your voice was soft and she looked up at you almost horrified.

She quickly wiped her tears and stood up from her bed. "Hey, y/n, what's up?"

You stepped inside since all of the cell doors were wide open for lunch. "Ermes, are you alright?" You set down your food and sat on Ermes' bed. She slumped down next to you and let a few more tears fall.

"I really did kill that son of a bitch." She said quietly. You couldn't tell if she was proud of herself or not.

You watched the whole thing and learned a lot about Ermes that day. She was strong and has been through a lot and you were proud that she was willing to go through with her revenge story and not feel an ounce bad for that asshole she had killed. But you could tell something inside of her was still hurting.

"I'm sorry about Gloria." You wanted to comfort Ermes, so your voice was soft and you rubbed her shoulder, your cold hand causing goosebumps to form on her warm arm.

"It was years ago." She sniffled, hugging her knees.

"That still doesn't make it okay. You must be going through a lot right now, huh?"

All she could do was nod at you. Her heart was shattered and everything from her past had come flooding back. You couldn't imagine what she was going through.

"If you need anything, Ermes, just let me know. I'm here for you."

"I just want you." Giant tears fell down her cheeks as you pulled her into your arms, just letting her cry and feel what she had been repressing all that time. She had finished what she had originally come to prison for and you were proud of her, but could see her brain was going a thousand miles an hour.

You held Ermes in that cell for as long as she needed. She needed you and you needed her, there was nothing that was going to change that.

"I love you, y/n." Ermes said.

You cupped her face in your hands and pressed a kiss onto her nose. "I love you, Ermes. And I'm so proud of you."

For the first time, Ermes smiled a genuine smile before pulling you forward and placing a kiss onto your lips.

You would do anything for this girl.

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[yuritord]

ERMES X READER HEADCANONS

i love her sommucb

she’s so sweet like oh my GOD

she fucking CHERISHES you. ur her one and only and she’d go to the grave for you

she originally tried to keep you away from jolyne to protect you, but eventually found out you were a stand user too.

1000% gift giver. she loves giving you things, no matter how small

she’d find a way to sneak you gifts and money

hell she’d even wait in the phone line for hours just to let you use it

she’s very protective of you

like seriously, she beat the shit out of someone for touching you once

it was kind of hot though

she always eats with you at mealtimes

somehow she even convinced the guards to let you two share a cell

she’s super physically affectionate, sometimes a little too much

she shows a lot of love through being rough and teasing you

she gets MAD if anyone else ever even thought to insult you though

[soupbabe]

hi there! Since your requests are open i would like to ask for hcs on the jobros with a gn ace reader! Remember to stay hydrated!!

JoBros with an Asexual! Reader

Okuyasu isn't going to be featured as I already did something too similar already with him! Absolutely hoping this can get me out of my writers block 😅

You can find that here

- To be clear, every single character would accept your identity. It's not their business and it changes nothing about you

- However,,, you're getting two groups of initial reactions

- Speedwagon, Kakyoin, and Bruno are all very normal regarding your sexuality

- Openly supportive, easily understanding, and would get you pride stuff unprompted

- Caesar and Ermes, while accepting, get curious and ask questions

- Like a lot

- They're both pretty active, and it needs to take some time for them to wrap their heads around any nuance you carry with your identity

- If you were to be in romantic relationships with any Jobro, then it's not a problem!

- Especially if you're sex repulsed, it's not what they prioritize in a relationship

- They want to make sure you're comfortable above anything else; they have plenty of other ways to get some close time with you ♡

[asasbarbieworld]

PART VI - STONE OCEAN | MASTERLIST

jolyne kujo

coming soon...

ermes costello

coming soon...

foo fighters

coming soon...

weather report

coming soon...

narciso anasui

coming soon...

emporio alnino (platonic only)

coming soon...

jotaro kujo

coming soon...

enrico pucci

coming soon...

rikiel

coming soon...

donatello versus

coming soon...

ungalo

coming soon...

gwess

coming soon...

[pillow-anime-talk]

jjba month ; third day.

synopsis: There were few opportunities to escape, so when you finally had one you couldn’t ruin it.

# tags: scenario; friendship; prison!au; escape; drama; gun and drugs mention; girls gang; rather sfw

includes: gender neutral reader ft. jolyne cujoh, ermes costello & foo fighters {jjba 6}

You glanced at the big clock on the dark grey wall, tapping your foot on the dirty, unwashed floor, and then at Jolyne sitting across from you. In silence, you ate – probably and hopefully – your last meal within the walls of the Green Dolphin Street prison. Putting the empty, colorful milk carton on the tray, you slowly stood up, leaving your green-haired friend behind. On the way, you passed Ermes, and when leaving the cafeteria, you noticed Foo; your plan could not fail.

With great hope, you headed towards the toilets, because in one of the broken toilets, that you placed the black bag with the most necessary things: fake documents, a bundle of cash, a multi-functional penknife, and also plane tickets.

Your plan was incredibly simple – each of you had certain demanding tasks over the past few months: you took care of the passports, Ermes, with the help of an affair with one of the guards, obtained plane tickets with a date for tonight, Jolyne, in agreement with Emporio, created an escape route for the four of you, finally F.F. supervised everything, trying hard to create a thread of understanding between all of you so that no one would become suspicious of your behavior.

The planned escape was to begin in exactly twenty seconds. So, without haste, you moved the broken toilet, and then entered the carved hole, closing the entrance behind you. You slid the bag with your things under your tight blouse, then moved forward, passing several bugs and a rat, which fled in fear at the sight of you.

“… Y/N.” The boy’s quiet voice reached your ears, you barely noticed his figure in the darkness of the narrow corridor. “Jolyne and Foo have already set off. Ermes is talking to the guard in his office. Everything is going like in the plan.” He said with a slight smile on his boyish face. You nodded at him, responding to his cheerful expression. You could have escaped from here, that was for sure; all five of you.

The corridor led you to a dead end, although the truth was quite different. You slightly moved the bricks that were in front of you, and then pushed them lightly, allowing particles of light to enter the musty-smelling tunnel. You felt the sea breeze, the warm air on your face skin, and the scent of some flowers. You felt so free and calm.

Jolyne quietly stepped out from behind the wall, while Foo jumped down from above, managing to unlock the safety shutters in the storage room with honey and mops.

The only thing left is to wait for Ermes and look for a new life somewhere far, far away from here, where Jolyne will be able to call her mother, Ermes will find a normal and well-paid job, Foo will start a real, human life, and you…

You will surely find what you have been looking for for so long in the prison walls surrounded by murderers with guns, weirdos who loved to take drugs and terrible food.

previous day ; narancia ghirga ♡ next day ; giorno giovanna and bruno bucciarati

[bebegi]

𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 ๋࣭ ⭑⚝

short compilation of texts that they sent you when they think about you ♡

genre: fluff | established relationship & lovers-ish [?]

warnings: none <3

series: kakyoin & ermes | dio [part 1] & narancia | kira [part 8] & okuyasu

notes: let me know what you think about this 🫵 please <3

© bebegi 2024. do not crop the tag or claim it as yours in any way please, do not repost in other sites without asking for permission + credit, thanks !! reblogs are highly appreciated <3

[randoimago]

Hi, could you do wedding headcanons for Jolyne and Ermes (separately) with their husbands please? Merry Christmas!

Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Character(s): Jolyne Kujo, Ermes Costello

Note(s): Uhh I got this out a bit later than I meant to, but I hope you had good Christmas at least! Here's this as a late present 😅

Ermes

While she was closest to her sister and father, she still has a lot of family and she knows she'll probably get some threats if she doesn't invite all of them to the wedding. She's a bit embarrassed by how many invites end up going out, but hey, it's to celebrate you and her so she'll deal with it.

Jolyne is going to be her bridesmaid 100% and they both kick you out of the room when it comes time to talking about the dress or other things. Jolyne threatens you not to do any strip club bachelor parties.

You can expect plenty of stories about Ermes when she was growing up. And be prepared to meet every single person and potentially not remembering any of their names.

Jolyne

Didn't really want to do a big, fancy wedding. Would be much happier to have something small with some close friends and family.

Will go all out on her dress and make up though. She wants to look perfect. Sure, she might not act like a girly girl and doesn't typically care about her looks (besides if she's hot or not) typically, but this is her wedding day and she is going to be a damn princess.

Might just sneak away from everyone to sit with you and watch the sunset or something. She just sighs as she remembers her life up to this point and how happy she is to have you.

[shineonyoucrazyyandere]

We have the jojo and jofoes version of how they react to their darling's skirt being lifted, how about the jobro this one :3 Love your writing for the jojo and jofoes version ❤️

(I can see Kakyoin will be the one make the kid scared the most with his death stare XD)

Makes sense I should complete the trifecta here, got a second ask about this as well. So here are the upskirt : Yandere Jobros edition

Yandere! Speedwagon

He’s got a knack for reading people, so it’s almost instant that he basically steps on the child’s foot, and a pull on the collar. They’re verbally berated and flat out told by this man that they weren’t very sly about their utterly disgusting behavior. He’ll twist one of their arms towards the back and gives them a stare down they’ll never forget. Speedwagon also scares this child by stating he’s seen grown men nearly beaten to death for doing such a thing, before letting them go, the kid losing their balance and running off. The way he made that fairly thin threat was rather bone chilling, but he quickly adjusts his expression and he apologizes to you for not catching the child quick enough.

Yandere! Caesar Zeppeli

As soon as a look of shock appears on your face, Caesar already has a grip on this runt. His hand holding their arm, he sweeps their feet without hesitation. “How filthy to be trying that, your dirty little hands shouldn’t be anywhere near a skirt”. There’s also a strike to the back of the kid’s head out of annoyance, nearly making them fall over again. Perhaps they get soaked wet by the nearest water if he feels it’s appropriate, and they slip one more time before being allowed to flee.

Yandere! Noriaki Kakyoin

Oh there’s certainly a death glare the kid is going to receive from Kakyoin. They’re immediately tripped up, almost instinctively on his part. Brat slips out of his mouth without hesitation, and pinches on one of their ears hard before bending over and forcing them to look at him. Kakyoin simply asks what made them think they were entitled to such behavior. He doesn’t really let them answer, and perhaps he spots something that looks foul, likely garbage. Kakyoin excuses himself from you for a moment and before the kid can blink some kind of garbage is flung into his mouth. He keeps it in there about thirty seconds before letting the kid spit it out, giving him an additional dark glare warning him if he ever tries again, that next time he’ll make him swallow that garbage (or alternatively use something nastier).

Yandere! Okuyasu

Almost certain Okuyasu flips the kid upside down and holds them by one of their legs. A muttering of stupid kid, and even putting spit in the kids ears isn’t quite enough for Okuyasu but he lets them drop, and sends his foot up their butt to shove them further. Telling them to get lost real quick or he might pull something worse than that.

Yandere! Bruno Bucciarati

An almost instant death grip is on this child’s shoulder, they can’t keep running forward and are forced to look at Bucciarati’s eyes. He was unbelievably agitated by this child’s insulting gesture. He looks like he’s demanding an answer but he knew this kid wouldn’t have one. There wasn’t any for something that pathetic. He’s the type to pull on whichever ear is closest and pull on it until they’re very much uncomfortable. He doesn’t listen to being asked to let go, as he sees it it’s appropriate to ignore their protests since they ignored your space. Even a pinch of a nose, his grip is unrelenting until he appropriately waits for the kid to lose balance and fall on their face. He should find their parents later but for now he had to tend to you being humiliated.

Yandere! Hermès

Much like Jolyne she doesn’t take crap from little punks, you bet she has the little brat in a tight hold the instant they try to run off. She does a little bit of everything, pokes and prods, maybe even trips them up. But she’s looking to do something more equal, so if she has a water bottle or soda. You bet she’s pouring it all on the kids pants, perfectly where it would look like they pissed themselves. She smirks telling them the punishment has to equal the crime, and she doesn’t care how many people laugh and mock them. It is what they get for being a little perv, (although she’s tempted to do more, she gets sick of their presence and smacks them in the back of the head before shoving them off)

Yandere! Gyro Zeppeli

The child trips immediately on a steel ball of his before he grips their arm and pulling them backwards. He’s got a condescending smile on his face “you think that’s funny don’t you? Huh kid?”. He likely dumps something on them, like a little bit of leftover jam or honey, getting their hair all nice and sticky, and it’s a bonus when he pushes them and they stumble into some water and their pants are soaked. He probably uses spin once again and trips them up one last time, their pants happening to rip in a rather embarrassing place on a piece of wood. “ I could do way worse for you deciding to go on an upskirt frenzy…now get out of my sight” he says this last bit with an almost mocking laugh.

Yandere! Yasuho Hirose

Honestly she’s just about as upset as you or even more so, Paisley Park even comes out instinctively and grabs the child by the ankles. She smacks them on the back of the head with a rolled up magazine that happened to be tossed aside on the road. Before leaving she shows them a video of the kid upskirting you threatening to somehow send it to their parents, they quickly backtrack, and apologize in a panic before running off. (This also probably had to do with Paisley Park as well)

Yandere! Dragona Joestar

Dragona had it rough herself with bullying, so for once she’d like to do something about it. They promptly slap the perpetrator first before really doing anything. Smooth operators might be used to at least dislocate a couple things like a couple fingers/thumbs, it’s convincing enough that it looks like an accident. It might be turned back to almost normal, as they freak out quite a bit, not sure what’s going on. Thoroughly freaked out, the child runs off pretty quickly. Dragona then turns to you and gives you a tight hug, feeling horrible about that whole thing, then drags you off to a favorite place to make you feel better.

[adeadcreator]

Is it bad I want yo see more of Pinocchio Fem!reader and Jolyne? I really love how you executed the idea ;_;

No not at all, HERE YA GOO (~˘▾˘)~

Jolyne Cujoh x Fem Reader with a "Useless" stand Pt 2

A few days passed since you first met with Jolyne, along with her group of friends who seemed to love spending time in a hidden room within the prison. It shocked you at first but then again it was one of the few bizarre things that had happened within this prison, though another bizarre fact was that it had turned out your cells were relatively close, which you both loved. 

A meeting was called for the next execution of the plan that they had made prior to your presence, which you were now involved with. Though it did seem like many of them were pleased to have another stand user by their side, not that you minded joining. It was rather refreshing to hear different voices and personalities, it was much better than your days in solitary confinement. 

You could feel your face slowly blossoming into a bright pink as you felt a familiar pair of green eyes staring at you lovingly as Hermes explained some details with weather report. Turning your head slightly you gave a gentle smile to the duel-haired girl as she gave a wicked smirk in return, her mouth began speaking without a sound. Your (E/c) eyes scanned her lips as the patterns of the words that never echoed in her voice ‘spoke’.

‘How are you doing, darling?’

Snapping your eyes back to her own before mouthing back ‘Well and you angel?’ your head tilted as she snickered, earning a few glances from the others. The meeting soon ended with an argument on the terms for the next battle, leaving you and Jolyne to your own devices as you whispered back and forth to each other. A soft array of giggles left your chest as Jolyne snickered alongside you before staying quiet for a moment and observing you.

“You never really told me why you’re in here serving a sentence (Y/n)..?” Jolyne’s question went unanswered as your mouth repeatedly opened and closed like a fish out of water, the question caught you off guard as she waited patiently as you glanced around before seeing some loose paper. Your hands were quick to snatch the paper as you began writing down your answer, hoping and praying Jolyne’s patience won’t run thin. 

Her green eyes scanned each word carefully as you handed her the paper, from a distance the rest of the group watched as you and Jolyne conversed amongst each other quietly “What do you think they're talking about?” Ermes asked as she scanned your body language, mentally preparing for the worst “Eh, It’s probably nothing. But the real question is where my water is?” the green haired plankton said as she looked around, clearly not bothering with what you and Jolyne were up too.

“You’re water doesn’t matter right now F.F, we need to hear what they’re saying.” Anasui snared as his eyes glared at your unexpected figure, Jolyne suddenly smiled before lifting her head up and leaning close to you before planting a kiss on your nose, earning a harsh blush from you in return. Anasui’s original plan to confess to Jolyne was immediately discarded as he saw how you both looked at each other.

It had sickened him how sweet you both were with each other, or rather a better word would be jealous, it made him jealous how her beautiful green eyes were quick to ignore his presence in favor of the (H/c)ed girls. The solitary confinement building wasn’t the only place it occurred. No matter who was in the room or what, Jolyne always found a way to have her green eyes glancing at you.

Anasui was quick to jump just in time as a flesh colored stick appeared, nearly impaling him if he hadn’t moved fast enough. “Bless you (Y/n)!” Jolyne’s voice said as she handed you a tissue, which you gladly took “HOLY CRAP HER STAND IS LIKE PINOCCHIO!” Ermes screeched as her eyes landed on the (H/c)ed stand user, who was shyly apologizing “That’s amazing!” F.F said as she poked the wooden-like nose in amazement.

“Isn’t her stand amazing! She my very own Pinocchio~” 

[al6nst]

could we get nsfw/kink hcs for jolyne and hermes with a dom!male s/o? please and thank you!!!

RAAAAHHH YEAAAHH!!!! im not that good with this so sorry

get you, jolymes

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sketch info : jolymes seperate w male reader, smut hcs obvi, dom male reader, reader gets switchy in hermes' part, nsfw hcs.

JOLYNE KUJO is kinda freaky, shes into whatever you're into unless you arent a fuckin creepo! oral is one of her fav things, esp receiving it. but she does a pretty good job giving it too. shes very vocal during sex too, praise and degradation go both ways, giving and receiving, and shes definitelygoing to let you know what she likes and doesnt like. another one of her kinks is shibari/bondage.. ahah, this almost has nothing to do with stone free. Public sex is a no, semi public is ehh cause i think shes very romantic and loving.

breeding is 100% her favorite thing. After spending so much time with emporio, she changes everything about her, and when shes around babies she just goes nuts. overstimulation is good too, but she doesnt like going too far. somnophilia is great too, especially when shes feeling too tired from playing and working, when you put it in it just drives her mad. she falls asleep so quickly with your soft voice and slow thrusts. and when youre both feeling pent up, makes it even better. she lasts very long and likes it rough, shell make sure its enjoyable for the both of you.

jolynes nipples are extremely sensitive, even more during sex. speaking of nipples, i think she would lactate not alot, but if its a day when shes leaking, shes gonna let you do the job for her. "fuck.. too much.." her moans are so cute too.

hair pulling is a yes, and so is body praise. again, she has a size kink, and her body is pretty small too. her slightly musculare frame makes it much better, if youre a big guy, hell yeah. belly bulge is insane, and she just breaks if you press on it softly. spit in her mouth and pull her hair, she again, is a freak. i think she would like being spanked, personally. but i dont know, knife play might be a better choice for her.

got no more ideas for girlie, sorry!

(H)ERMES COSTELLO is not as freaky as jolyne, but shes still freaky.. fym youll give him your panties? Anyways

ermes' chest is most definitely sensitive, shes got them surgically altered, so be nice! she likes to get pretty risky too, doing it in public settings like the bathroom, by windows and changing stalls are a good way to get steam off. quickies will happen very very often, its not suprising either. i believe she has a very high libido, and its kinda hard for her to control it.

she likes riding you at first, making her seem dominant. but further in your relationship, she likes being more submissive cause its a struggle to be a bad bitch and be dominant at the same time. overstimulation goes hard, both giving and receiving, and shes good at giving head too. its the best, literally. kissing, no pun intended, is also really needed, she likes being taken care of no matter who you are.

Personally, personally me. i think she has like, big mouth space and no gag reflex, so have fun with that.

UGH IM SORRY I DONT WRITE FOR GIRLS IDK HOW

wow this was an emotional rollercoaster i cried twice while writing it cause i didnt like how i wrote for them, sorry rqstr! im not good at writing girls qnd hcs

[serendipitous-imagines]

Could we please get some general relationship headcanons for Jolyne and Ermes with a gender neutral s/o?

Absolutely!!! I loveeee part six so much! Also I did add a little poly bonus at the end since What's Wrong With Some Additional Lovin'!? These are all also SFW!! I figured that was the safest since there was any specification for NSFW hcs.

Also!! I’m so sorry for my absence for the past week and a half! I was con crunching with my boyfriend and recently went to a con this weekend! I will be sure to start posting more regularly soon!

~ Love, Jay

JOLYNE CUJOH

✦ Jolyne loves going on car rides, especially if she can blast music from the speakers and sing with you with the windows down. Usually, Jolyne will drive and insists that you pick out the music because she loves your taste in music anyways. ✦ Going to the mall is one of Jolyne's favorite dates ever, she loves the food court and she especially loves going to Build-a-Bear, clothing stores, and stores like Hot Topic and Spencer's. She will usually buy you things that remind her of you (and it seems like every date you are getting a plushie, pin, or a new shirt... not that you're complaining). ✦ Jolyne loves wrapping Stone Free’s strings around you. Even if you are just cuddling or holding hands, you will notice little strings wrapping around your fingers or around your waist. Jolyne also loves tickling you with the strings (much to your dismay). ✦ Jolyne will introduce you to her parents and will do her best to reassure you that her dad may appear to be scary, but he isn’t all that frightening. You are accepted pretty quickly (after being vetted and basically background checked by Jotaro— he can’t have another bad partner incident happen). ✦ Jolyne is a little extremely clingy to you, she will always come run up to you and wraps her arms around you. She also texts you pretty frequently if you are separated and doing your own things together. You mean the world to her and she wants to keep you in her life for as long as she can.

ERMES COSTELLO

✦ Ermes is very clingy, when you are out in public she always wants to hold your hand or have a hand on your body somehow. She is even more clingy in private, often sitting on your lap or pressing kisses all over your face. ✦ Ermes loves going on walks with you, typically in a downtown area so that the both of you can people-watch and so you can both go get little treats. Ermes is also big on going on adventures with you, she loves the thrill that comes with it (and when you cling to her). ✦ Ermes loves teasing you, Ermes feels free to be herself around you so she gets a lot more playful around you. She will often tickle your sides and bounce around you. Ermes also is not opposed to pranking you just to see a surprised look on your face so that you can both laugh (don't worry, you always can get her back). ✦ Ermes is amazing at listening. Whenever you are starting to feel bad or insecure or just need to talk, Ermes is always extremely patient and will offer a shoulder for you to cry on. She is also very willing to fight for you, if someone is bothering you she will be the first in line to offer to kick someone's ass so they can't bother you again. ✦ Ermes loves playing with your hair. If you are watching a show with her or even just sitting cuddling with her, she will be twisting pieces of your hair between her fingers or rubbing your scalp with her nails gently. She loves making you get shivers and seeing you melt into her touch.

JOLYNE + ERMES

✦ Dates are always done in a randomized order, Ermes enjoys pulling date ideas from a jar so that you all get equal opportunities to go on dates together. ✦ You are usually in the middle of the cuddle sandwich, Ermes loves burying her face in your neck with her arms wrapped around your chest and Jolyne adores having her face buried in your stomach and her arms around your hips. Body kisses are a major part of the affection you get from them when you're laying down. ✦ You can all exist in a comfortable silence, just being around each other can fulfill all of your emotions. Sometimes the silence is nice when you are all doing your own thing while still being beside each other. Though, sometimes the three of you can get distracted by playing footsies together. ✦ Both of them tend to get extremely protective over you. If there is any sign of danger nearby, the likelihood of you being squished between your two guard dog girlfriends is near 100%. They will barely even let normal people get too close to you, so if there is an active attack, there is no way in hell the enemy will even get semi-close to you.

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💌Love Letters💌

Feat. Weather Forecast, Anasui, Jolyne, Ermes (separate)

Synopsis: It’s been hard for you as your lover was in jail. It’s been hard for you but you decide to send love letters..

Warnings: Possible bad grammar, not proofread, this may suck 💔 (readers gender isn’t specified)

Genre: Fluff

Weather Forecast

Hearing a bang on the closed jail cell, Weather looked up to see an officer holding what seemed to be mail..

“Hey, You have mail that was delivered to you.”

The officer double checked before passing it to the male.

“Thank you.”

The officer just nodded and walked away to give others their mail. Weather looked down at the cutely decorated envelope. Turning it over, it seemed to be from you..

As quick as he got it, he unwrapped it looking at the letter.

‘Dear Weather,

I’ve missed you dearly.. It’s been too long and I wish I could see you! But, due to what happened a while back at the prison, they won’t be taking visitors for a while. At least I’m still able to send mail, right?

Enough of that but, how has it been? I missed you more than you can imagine. I miss seeing you walk through the door, sleeping beside me and everything.. I’m happy that you’re safe as it’s been more gloomy now that you’re not around. How have you been? If you’re able to write back, I’d love to hear all about your time to see if you okay!

~ Love, S/O!’

A little drawing of a heart and a cloud resembling you and him at the bottom right of the page. His heart seemed to swell and so, he looked up from the letter before putting it away for safe keeping awaiting for the gates to open later for him to make a letter to you.

Anasui

Anasui was pretty shocked to hear that he had mail directed to him. He never really had anyone as people always feared him for his actions except for you..

It was early in the afternoon. He was sitting in the courtyard before an officer walked up to him and passed him a package.

“This is for you.”

They then walked away. He looked at the neatly packaged envelope. A drawn on heart and a cute little drawing of himself beside it. He scoffed with a smirk.

Opening it, he sees a cutely decorated container. Taking it out and taking off the top to reveal your lipstick that he said was his favorite color. It was a gorgeous soft, light pink rose color.

He looked in the envelope once more to see a note. Opening it, it read:

‘Hello my dear,

I hope you’re doing okay and that you’re safe. It’s hard to know we’re distant. I remember when we first met when we were younger. Oh how time flys, am I right?

I wish to see you but due to my family moving away, I won’t be able to. Oh, how I wish to hug you right now!

Hopefully you got the lipstick, I know how much you love the color and you seeing it on me from my past letters. If you got it, I was able to have you initials written on the side of it! Just know I’ll love you no matter the distance!

-💋, S/O’

A beautiful kiss mark was gorgeously placed. Anasui brought the letter to his lips and gave a small kiss to it wanting to cherish it forever as long as he lives.

Jolyne

Jolyne was slouched beside Ermes talking a little about their past. Before Jolyne could say anything really, an officer walked up and placed a envelope on the table.

“For you.”

And they walked away leaving Jolyne confused. She picked it up spectating it to see it was a familiar name. Opening with swiftness, she smiled.

“Hey, who’s it from?”

Jolyne chuckled, “My S/O sent me a letter.”

She saw a little doodle of herself beside you and her smile hurt her cheeks but she couldn’t help it! Opening it more to read the contents inside, Ermes peaking over her shoulder to look and read with her too:

‘My dear Jolyne,

I heard from your mom that you were in jail. I don’t know what to say as I heard of what happened all through your mom. I told you Jules, he wouldn’t be good for you. I’m just sighing, writing this.

I love you Jolyne. Not just as friends but more than it. I wish to tell you face to face but I can’t because of travel complications. I hope everything goes okay.

I wish I could at least hug you one more time. Love you &lt;3

~Love, S/O

Ermes awed as Jolyne placed her hand on her cheek at her words. Oh, how Jolyne fell for your love so quickly.

(Ermes ended up teasing her the whole day)

Ermes

F.F tossed a ball to Ermes, catching it, she passed it to Jolyne as they talked about different things and a little bit about Whitesnake. Before it got passed again, an officer walked up.

“Ermes Costello?”

The young, bubbly officer looked at the woman before passing the envelope with a smile.

“Have a good day Miss Costello!”

The officer walked away as Jolyne and F.F were kinda shocked at how sweet they were. The two walked over to Ermes looking over at it.

“So, what is it?”

F.F questioned. Ermes turned it around to see her name and a recognizable name. She sat down on the ground F.F and Jolyne following in suit.

“Hm? It’s a letter from someone I know, they used to always go to my fathers restaurant to work there..”

Jolyne tilted her head slightly with a goofy little smirk.

“Well, open it!”

Ermes opened the envelope and unfolded the letter.

‘Hello Ermes!

We haven’t really gotten to talk for a while now.. you probably even forgot who I was! Heh. It’s all good if you did! I never had the chance to say sorry for your loss. I know how hard it can be and sorry for bringing it up.

I liked to just say I love you! I wish to say it to your face but I can’t, it’s hard to face you in times like this especially with what I’m going through at the moment. I heard there are phones there. If there’s a chance, can you call me and we could talk for a bit and catch up on everything we missed.

I’d love to hear your voice again!

Number- (xxxx-xxx-xxx)

-Sincerely, S/O &lt;;3’

F.F and Jolyne awed at the sight of it as Ermes read it out for Jolyne and F.F to hear.

“It seems like you have a little love bug in your hands there Ermes~”

Jolyne teased, poking at her side as F.F giggled before taking a sip out of the cup of water.

“Enough Jolyne!”

Ermes replied with a giggle, swatting her hand away.

“I’ll call them soon..”

-Don’t copy/steal any of my work, thank you!-

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could we get nsfw/kink hcs for jolyne and hermes with a dom!male s/o? please and thank you!!!

🍓 category: headcanon

🍓 characters: jolyne, ermes

🍓 summary: welcome to horny land

🍓 warnings: choking, exhibitionism, aggression, degrading

🍓 notes: some of these may or may not be personal hehe. it’s a little short because i’ve been busy lately, submissions and everything 😔

♡ jolyne kujo

🦋 occasionally she would be on top, but she loves it whenever she gets wrestled down

🦋 she loves it when you choke her, pin her down on the bed and just start making out, playing with her tits and all

🦋 french kissing while fondling with her boobs, that sends her over the edge

🦋 she has daddy issues, brat taming is a must

🦋 sometimes, she’d tease her partner until they have no choice but to give in

🦋 sometimes she does the above just so that she would be punished

🦋 sometimes she would tease you in public just to see what would happen

🦋 she likes to bite sometimes

🦋 LOVES it when you bite back, hard

🦋 she loves a good tiddy fuck

🦋 degrading and praise kink goes hand in hand

🦋 loves seeing her lip stick stain on her man

🦋 does enjoy having her tits played with, all the damn time

🦋 but nipple play is really how you get her wrapped around your fingers

🦋 her nipples are very, and i mean very, sensitive

🦋 melts the moment you eat her out

🦋 always finishes with sucking the dick off

♡ hermes costello

💋 oh boy, she LOVES it rough

💋 curses loudly, that’s how you know you have her wrapped around your fingers

💋 squeeze her tits and she’s all yours

💋 bite or suck on her nipples and it’s all over for her

💋 she will use her boobs to tease you sometimes

💋 tiddy fuck !!!

💋 HAIR PULLING !!!! she’s very VERY into that shit

💋 bigger brat than jolyne, she needs to be tamed BADLY

💋 if male reader smokes/vapes, she likes it when they make out and all that second hand smoke get blown into her face. bonus if he’s choking her

💋 she is very much into choking

💋 she doesn’t mind exhibitionism

💋 making out while riding, yeah she’s on

💋 hate sex, angry sex, she loves aggressive sex. with consent of course

💋 heavy dirty talk, extreme degradation, massive insults. she loves them, especially if it’s from both sides

💋 she likes it a little painful during penetration

💋 loves it when her man moves her head while she gives a blowjob

💋 that mouth does wonders. kissing, sucking a dick. that mouth is amazing

💋 doesn’t mind if you spit into her mouth, in fact that’s like a bonus