#ermes costello x reader

[naomijoestar]

heyy can i please request jobros reactions to their s/o doing on them that tiktok trend where the gf records their bf and tell him “if u make me laugh you’re getting some tonight” and as soon as the bf opens his mouth she bursts out laughing? (the reader being the gf recording and the jobros being the bf ofc)

Masterlist here <3

Hey anon! I’m sorry for making you wait so long, here is your request <3 I hope you like it, I’m not too sure about it so if you’d like anything specific added or fixed you can always private message me!

Mista version here <3

Characters: speedwagon, caeser, kakyoin, okuyasu, bucciarati, ermes, gyro

Jobros react to “if you make me laugh you’re getting some tonight”

Speedwagon

Speedwagon smirks the second you point the camera at him. “Alright, love, what’re you playin’ at this time?” he asks, leaning back with a grin. When you say, “If you make me laugh, you’re getting some tonight,” his eyes light up, and his smirk grows downright devilish

“Oh, you’ve set yourself up for failure, sweetheart,” he says, rubbing his hands together dramatically. “Let me tell ya—”

But before he can finish the sentence, you’re already giggling like a maniac, clutching your stomach and shaking the camera. He pauses mid-word, blinking at you. “What? I didn’t even start yet!”

When you finally manage to explain through your laughter that you wanted him to win, Speedwagon’s grin turns smug. “Oh, I see how it is,” he says, leaning in closer and lowering his voice. “Couldn’t resist me, huh? You know, you could’ve just skipped the game and told me straight-up.”

By the end of it, he’s tossing the camera aside (carefully) and pulling you into his lap, whispering with a playful tone, “You better not be teasin’ me, or I’ll be havin’ ya make all kinds of sounds all night.”

Caeser Zeppeli

The moment you say the words, Caesar’s lips curve into a self-assured smirk. “Oh, cara mia, you’ve made this far too easy for me,” he teases, leaning back and folding his arms like he’s already won

But as soon as he opens his mouth, you burst out laughing, your voice echoing in the room. Caesar freezes mid-word, his eyebrows shooting up in surprise. “Wait, wait—what did I even say?” he demands, but you’re too busy giggling to respond

When you finally catch your breath and admit you wanted to laugh, his smirk returns, this time even cockier. “Ah, so that’s how it is, hmm? You just couldn’t wait to reward me.” He steps closer, tilting your chin up with a finger as his voice drops. “You didn’t need to pretend, amore. All you had to do was ask.”

He ends up backing you against the wall, his breath warm against your ear. “But since you insisted on playing games…” He trails off with a sly grin, leaving the rest of the night entirely up to your imagination

Noriaki Kakyoin

Kakyoin raises an eyebrow at your challenge, his usual calm demeanor not faltering one bit. “If I make you laugh, I get what tonight?” he asks, his lips twitching into a small, amused smile

When you nod and repeat yourself, he adjusts his glasses, clearly amused but trying to look serious. “Well, I suppose I’ll give it a try,” he says smoothly

As soon as he opens his mouth to say something witty, though, you’re already doubled over with laughter. He pauses, blinking at you in confusion. “I… didn’t even get to the punchline.”

When you explain your true intentions, Kakyoin’s cheeks flush slightly, but he quickly recovers, giving you a knowing smirk. “So that’s how you’re playing it, huh?” he says, stepping closer. “You didn’t need to go through all this trouble, you know. I’m more than happy to oblige.”

His hand brushes against your cheek, his voice dipping lower. “But if you wanted me that badly, you might have to make up for teasing me first.”

Okuyasu Nijimura

Okuyasu lights up like a kid on christmas the second you tell him the challenge. “Wait, for real?!” he exclaims, practically bouncing in place. “Man, this is gonna be the easiest thing I’ve ever done!”

He opens his mouth, probably to say something ridiculous or do some over-the-top impersonation, but you immediately burst out laughing, cutting him off. He freezes, his expression a mix of confusion and excitement. “Huh?! Did I win already?”

When you finally explain that you wanted to laugh, his face lights up even more. “Ohhh, I get it now!” He scratches the back of his neck, his grin turning a little bashful but still full of mischief. “Man, you’re somethin’ else, huh?”

Before you can respond, he’s pulling you into a tight kiss, his huge hands resting around your waist. “You’re lucky I like you so much,” he mumbles, though his playful tone is impossible to miss. “Now, c’mon, let’s not waste any time. You did say tonight, right?”

Bruno Bucciarati

“If I make you laugh, I get what?” he asks, raising a single brow. When you repeat yourself, his lips curve into a small, knowing smile

“Very well,” he says smoothly, leaning forward slightly as if preparing to deliver a line. But the moment he opens his mouth, you’re already laughing, your voice breaking into the quiet room

He stops, tilting his head in mild confusion. “I didn’t even say anything yet,” he remarks, though the corners of his mouth are twitching upward

When you explain that you laughed on purpose, Bruno hums softly, his smile turning into something more mischievous. “Ah, I see. So you were planning this all along.”

He steps closer, his fingers brushing lightly along your jawline. “If you wanted to skip to the reward, you could’ve just said so,” he murmurs, his voice low and teasing. “But now that I know how easily you laugh, maybe I’ll have to keep you smiling all night.”

Ermes Costello

Her expression shifts instantly to one of amused challenge, her lips curling into a confident smirk. “Oh, that’s how we’re playing it?” She steps closer, tilting her head slightly. “Baby, I don’t even need to try.”

The second she opens her mouth—probably about to say something cheeky or roast you—you burst out laughing, not even giving her a chance. Ermes freezes mid-word, blinking in surprise. “Hold on. That’s it? I didn’t even say anything!”

When you explain through your giggles that you laughed on purpose, her smirk deepens into something downright wicked. “Oh, so that’s how you’re gonna play it, huh?” she teases, stepping even closer until her face is just inches from yours. “You wanted to skip to the good part, didn’t you?”

Ermes grabs your phone, sets it aside without breaking eye contact, and cups your face in her hands, her tone dropping to a playful growl. “You’re lucky I’m in a good mood tonight. But next time? I’m gonna make you laugh for real before you get anything.”

With that, she gives you a teasing kiss, leaving you both grinning like idiots

Gyro Zeppeli

Gyro’s grin stretches across his face before you even finish explaining the rules. “Oh, you’re gonna regret this one,” he says, cracking his knuckles like he’s preparing for a showdown

But the second he opens his mouth—probably to say something absurd—you’re already howling with laughter, your camera shaking as you try to keep it steady. Gyro pauses, his expression falling into mock offense. “What? You didn’t even let me finish! I had golden material, and you ruined it!”

When you finally manage to tell him you laughed on purpose, his grin returns, wider and more smug than ever. “Oh, I see how it is,” he says, stepping closer and slipping the phone out of your hand. “You just wanted me all to yourself, huh?”

Before you can respond, he pulls you against him, his lips brushing your ear as he whispers, “Next time, don’t even bother with the games. Just tell me what you want—and I’ll deliver.”

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[dioslesbianwife]

Hellooo may I request; Johnny, Gyro, Diego (not au), Jolyne, and Ermes with a reader who is very blunt? Being subtle isn't a part of their vocabulary so for example they randomly come up to them to say something like; "i love you", or "i want you" even if it's in public LMAO

sure! this is a fun idea, hope you enjoy, thank you for requesting :3

Johnny Joestar

Johnny is not used to someone just outright saying things like that, especially in public. The first time you come up to him, look him dead in the eyes, and say, “I want you.”-he chokes. He turns so red and stares at you like you just spoke another language.

“Huh?!” He glances around to see if anyone heard, but you just stare at him expectantly. He has no idea how to respond.

Eventually, he just rubs the back of his neck and mumbles something like, “You can’t just say that out of nowhere…” but he secretly loves it.

If you tell him “I love you” out of nowhere, he gets flustered but softens immediately. His usual grumpiness fades, and he might try to play it off with a little “Yeah?” but his ears are burning.

If you’re consistently blunt, he starts getting better at responding. He’ll smirk and hit you with an equally direct “I love you too.” but his body language betrays how affected he is.

Gyro Zeppeli

Gyro lives for this. He finds your bluntness absolutely hilarious.

The first time you just casually say “I want you.” he does a double take, blinks, then smirks. “You don’t waste time, huh?”

If it’s in public, he will immediately flip it back on you. He’ll throw an arm around your shoulder, lean in dramatically, and say, “Say that a little louder, babe, I don’t think they heard you.”

He adores how honest you are. If you straight-up say “I love you” out of nowhere, he grins and says, “I know. You’re obsessed with me.”

He loves how he never has to guess how you feel. If he ever really needs reassurance, he can just wait, because you’ll eventually hit him with a blunt “I’d die for you.” and he’ll just go, “Damn, alright.”

Diego Brando

Excuse me? Diego is so thrown off the first time you do this. He’s used to subtlety, mind games, and careful flirtation. But you? You just walk up to him, tug his sleeve, and go, “I want you.” in the most casual tone imaginable.

He blinks, scoffs, and crosses his arms. “Do you even think before you speak?” But his face is pink, and his tail (if we’re talking SM Diego) flicks in irritation.

If you do it in public, he immediately glares at anyone who dares react. “Mind your business.”

At first, he doesn’t know how to handle it, but he quickly grows to love it. Nobody else is this straightforward with him, and it feeds his ego.

If you say “I love you” randomly, he just stares at you, processing it. Then, with a huff, he mutters, “You better.” But you catch him smiling afterward.

Jolyne Cujoh

Jolyne LOVES this about you. The first time you randomly tell her “I love you” while she’s tying her shoes or something, she snorts and grins at you.

“Damn, babe, can’t you give me a little warning?” But she doesn’t actually want you to stop. She loves the confidence.

If you say something really forward like “I want you.” in public, she definitely leans into it. “Yeah? Say it again, I don’t think that guy over there believed you.”

She absolutely flusters when you say something really sweet out of nowhere. If you’re like “I’d do anything for you,” she just… stops. Blinks. Then grabs you by the face and kisses you hard.

She adores how you just speak your mind and will 100% match your energy.

Ermes Costello

Ermes adores your bluntness. It catches her off guard at first, but the second she realizes this is just how you are, she eats it up.

If you randomly tell her “I love you” in the middle of a conversation about something completely unrelated, she just grins. “Damn right you do.”

If you hit her with “I want you.” while she’s doing something, she pauses, smirks, then teases you: “Right now? Babe, at least let me finish my drink first.”

She’s so unbothered about it in public. If you say something flirty in front of others, she’ll just wrap an arm around your shoulders and be like “You hear that? My babe’s obsessed with me.”

But if you say something truly heartfelt, her teasing stops for a moment. If you randomly tell her “You’re the best thing in my life.” she just stares at you, before pulling you in for a tight hug.

[pillow-anime-talk]

jjba month ; third day.

synopsis: There were few opportunities to escape, so when you finally had one you couldn’t ruin it.

# tags: scenario; friendship; prison!au; escape; drama; gun and drugs mention; girls gang; rather sfw

includes: gender neutral reader ft. jolyne cujoh, ermes costello & foo fighters {jjba 6}

You glanced at the big clock on the dark grey wall, tapping your foot on the dirty, unwashed floor, and then at Jolyne sitting across from you. In silence, you ate – probably and hopefully – your last meal within the walls of the Green Dolphin Street prison. Putting the empty, colorful milk carton on the tray, you slowly stood up, leaving your green-haired friend behind. On the way, you passed Ermes, and when leaving the cafeteria, you noticed Foo; your plan could not fail.

With great hope, you headed towards the toilets, because in one of the broken toilets, that you placed the black bag with the most necessary things: fake documents, a bundle of cash, a multi-functional penknife, and also plane tickets.

Your plan was incredibly simple – each of you had certain demanding tasks over the past few months: you took care of the passports, Ermes, with the help of an affair with one of the guards, obtained plane tickets with a date for tonight, Jolyne, in agreement with Emporio, created an escape route for the four of you, finally F.F. supervised everything, trying hard to create a thread of understanding between all of you so that no one would become suspicious of your behavior.

The planned escape was to begin in exactly twenty seconds. So, without haste, you moved the broken toilet, and then entered the carved hole, closing the entrance behind you. You slid the bag with your things under your tight blouse, then moved forward, passing several bugs and a rat, which fled in fear at the sight of you.

“… Y/N.” The boy’s quiet voice reached your ears, you barely noticed his figure in the darkness of the narrow corridor. “Jolyne and Foo have already set off. Ermes is talking to the guard in his office. Everything is going like in the plan.” He said with a slight smile on his boyish face. You nodded at him, responding to his cheerful expression. You could have escaped from here, that was for sure; all five of you.

The corridor led you to a dead end, although the truth was quite different. You slightly moved the bricks that were in front of you, and then pushed them lightly, allowing particles of light to enter the musty-smelling tunnel. You felt the sea breeze, the warm air on your face skin, and the scent of some flowers. You felt so free and calm.

Jolyne quietly stepped out from behind the wall, while Foo jumped down from above, managing to unlock the safety shutters in the storage room with honey and mops.

The only thing left is to wait for Ermes and look for a new life somewhere far, far away from here, where Jolyne will be able to call her mother, Ermes will find a normal and well-paid job, Foo will start a real, human life, and you…

You will surely find what you have been looking for for so long in the prison walls surrounded by murderers with guns, weirdos who loved to take drugs and terrible food.

previous day ; narancia ghirga ♡ next day ; giorno giovanna and bruno bucciarati

[randoimago]

How would Jolyne, Ermes, and Foo Fighters react if their boyfriend has a baby Burmese python as a pet? In Florida, Burmese pythons are considered an invasive species destroying the ecosystem of the Florida Everglades.

Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Character(s): Jolyne, Ermes, and Foo Fighters

Note(s): Here you go!!

Ermes

She's a bit iffy when she sees your snake the first time, but she trusts you so she'll try to extend that trust to your snake.

Would gradually warm up to your snake while letting it slither over her. Ermes tenses up and asks you to take it away if it starts coiling around her neck. Even if it isn't restricting, she's not that brave.

Honestly, she prefers the python being your pet than destroying the ecosystem. She's not super nature-y, but she knows enough about invasive species being pains in the asses.

F.F.

Considering they're a whole colony of plankton, they aren't the most thrilled at the idea of you having a pet snake. In their current form, they know they could easily overpower your snake. But there's still that predator v. prey instinct that they have.

But I can see F.F. growing chill with your snake as time passes. They aren't going to let it wrap around them anytime soon, however. The last thing they'd need is the snake realizing that they could be a new addition to its diet.

Probably taunts your snake when you're not around. Just sticks their tongue out at the reptile and make taunts about it being stuck in a cage. F.F. just has a bone to pick with your snake for silly reasons.

Jolyne

She thinks your snake is cool. She debated on getting a tattoo of one when she was younger, but she's seen too many messed up snake tattoos. Your real one is cool though.

Jolyne has had enough of Florida's wildlife, to be honest. But if your python is just a good pet and not going to try to eat her then she doesn't mind touching the little guy.

She's really not scared of it at all. She'll touch the snake, hold it, let it wrap around her neck. She's faced scarier things than this.

Taglist:

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[finsblogs]

Slippery When Wet

Ermes Costello x Reader

NOT SFW

18+ ONLY

MINORS DNI

AGELESS BLOGS DNI

You were far from the athletic type; yet you didn't let that stop you from volunteering for the community center's track team.

shower sex/breast play/fingering/cunnilingus/scissoring

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(Y/N) was far from the athletic type; yet she didn't let that stop her from volunteering for the community center's track team. Her job was mostly towel girl, handing out towels for the runners to wipe off their sweat, sometimes even handing out water bottles to hydrate themselves. It was also her duty to launder those towels once they've been used.

Messy of a job as it was she did not mind it if it meant she got to help take care of those poor exhausted athletes all day.

In fact there was one member of the team in particular that she was quite fond of, thinking of her as she entered the locker room.

And there she was in the communal shower all by herself: Ermes Costello.

Water cascaded down her body, suds of soap still clinging to her form, her face raised up to the shower head, eyes closed as she washed herself. (Y/N) watched her, seeing the way her muscles flexed as her back arched. She licked her lips, the sight of water dripping off Ermes's breasts making her thirsty. She suddenly felt like she could use some assistance, already pulling off her own clothes.

A mighty slap befell Ermes's ass, hard enough to make her yelp, cheeks jiggling from the impact. Ermes craned her neck, her surprise turning into delight. Standing before her was (Y/N) standing proudly naked as well.

"You again?" She said as she turned around, hands already on (Y/N)'s hips.

"You know it." (Y/N) grinned, wrapping her arms around Ermes's shoulders. The two pressed their lips to each other, immediately making out, tongues sliding against each other. (Y/N) groaned into the kiss, the sensation of their wet bodies pressing against each other turning her on. "You really worked hard out there today." she managed to get out between gasps for breath. "You must feel real exhausted Costello." (Y/N) gripped her ass, nails digging into the flesh as Ermes bit her lips.

"Oh, is there anything you can do about that?"

(Y/N) mischievously smiled. "Maybe."

Grabbing Ermes's body wash, she squirted a fair amount in her hand. "Where's it hurt baby?"

Ermes smirked, turning around and placing her hands on the tile, batting her eyes even. "My back feels awfully sore, mind getting that."

(Y/N) giggled, immediately soaping circles onto her shoulder blades. "Absolutely."

Ermes groaned, (Y/N)'s hands actually feeling quite good against her aching muscles. (Y/N) kept massaging her, spreading suds from her shoulders to her lower back, digging her thumbs against those tight knots to loosen her up. She then went for her hips, her hands circling the soap on them. (Y/N) leaned in, her own breasts rubbing against her back, as she spread soap on her stomach, her hands inching lower.

Ermes groaned at the sensation, (Y/N) taking her chance and immediately grabbing handfuls of her tits. She'd heard she'd gotten implants but couldn't care less, grinning idiotically as she happily weighed them in her hands. Her soapy fingers grazed Ermes's nipples, sending shivers down her spine.

She started tweaking them, Ermes huffing as she pulled and pinched her tits, her legs clenching together. (Y/N) licked the base of her neck, firmly planting a kiss before sucking a spot there as she played with her breasts, fingers digging heavily into her areolas. Ermes bit her lips, her legs clenching together as pleasure built up within her.

(Y/N) bit down, Ermes yelping from the pain as her hands curled against the wall, her tits bouncing in (Y/N)'s hands. "God, you bitch!"

(Y/N) smiled at that, giving them another squeeze, loving the shaky inhale Ermes gave as her fingers rubbed her nipples. Loving that reaction (Y/N) ever so slyly abandoned one breast as she slid a hand down the side of Ermes's body, a trail of suds following after it landed on her hip just where the crux of her thighs met. She curved it forward and flicked Ermes's clit, the woman herself gasping at the surprise as her thighs clamped around (Y/N)'s hand. (Y/N) wasn't bothered by it, still working her clit as Ermes trembled at her touch, one of her breasts still being fondled. (Y/N) licked the spot she had bitten on her neck, now sucking on it,

Ermes shuddered at the feeling, now playing with her own abandoned tit as the soap bubbles slid down their bodies, (Y/N) still playing with her clit, her fingers occasionally straying just to slide in between the slick folds of her slit. (Y/N) pulled away from the proud hickey she left, now running her tongue and occasionally her teeth back and forth against her neck to the edge of her shoulder, searching for a new place to mark. She finds a spot just behind her jaw and bites it, Ermes letting out a sound that was just adorable to (Y/N)'s ears.

The foam had completely slid off their bodies when (Y/N) smacked her rear again, this time guiding her by her hips to turn around and face her. Ermes smiled just for (Y/N) to stick her tongue in her mouth again, moaning against her lips as they played once more. After she pulled away she started sliding kisses down her neck. When she got to her breasts she held them again, squeezing them in her hands. She licked one while palming the other, Ermes panting at her touch.

Her tongue caressed the hardened peak of her breast, swirling all around it right before her mouth enveloped it, ringing it between her teeth. Ermes whined at her touch, scratching the back off her head. Her hand once again found its way to Ermes's pussy, rubbing the slit as she played with her tits.

Soon enough she slid a finger into her hole, Ermes gasping at the sudden intrusion. Steadily thrusting the digit inside, Ermes panted for breath as she held (Y/N)'s head to her tit, still torturing the nipple between her teeth. Soon she added another finger, Ermes dripping even more from feeling fuller. Crooking them inside, (Y/N) would soon enough find a spot that made her cry out. Pulling her mouth away from the teat, she laved the bud with her tongue as she repeatedly stroked that spot, loving the feeling of Ermes trembling beneath her. With the way she was going Ermes would cum soon enough, inticing (Y/N) to rub faster.

Ermes then grabbed her wrist, pulling her fingers out of her.

(Y/N) looked up as she pushed her head away from her chest. "What's the matter? Don't you want to finish?"

Ermes smiled at her, switching the water off.

"Oh I want to finish. I just had a different idea in mind."

-

(Y/N) laid her bare body against the bench, water pooling beneath her as she waited for Ermes. Ermes straddled her chest, tugging off her shower cap as she looked down at her. "Ready to eat?"

She licked her lips. "Starving."

Ermes grinned down at her, grabbing her head as she pulled her pussy up. "Good."

She gave a lick up her slit, Ermes gasping. With just one taste (Y/N) was already hooked, grabbing onto her ass as she continued licking. Ermes arched her back, digging her fingers into (Y/N)'s hair as she ate her out.

With well muscled thighs around her head (Y/N) licked all around, passing her clit every so often. Ermes scraped her nails against her scalp whenever she did, borderline suffocating her at some point. She then gasped when she felt (Y/N) pass over her hole, teasingly dipping her tongue in briefly before immediately leaving. With that last lick (Y/N) turned her head slightly, biting a small spot at the top of Ermes's thigh before her head was forcibly turned back by her. "Bitch."

(Y/N) just laughed, the vibrations from it making Ermes cry out. She then slipped her tongue inside her, Ermes groaning at the sensation.

Watching Ermes above her, droplets raining down from her body as she grinded down against her face, her juicy breasts being squished between her own muscular arms, (Y/N) spread her own legs and started rubbing her own pussy as she continued licking her. She thrusted her tongue in and out; at the same time she dipped her own fingers inside herself, Ermes panting as she grazed past her sweet spot. Humping her face as (Y/N) lapped at her core, Ermes could feel herself getting closer to orgasm.

(Y/N) sensed this, rubbing harder on her own clit as she briefly dipped out to do the same to Ermes's.

"Come on baby, give it to me!~" she practically sang, (Y/N) grinning deviously as her tongue flicked her clit.

Her tongue went back inside, (Y/N) ever so angling her nose to bump against Ermes's clit as she licked inside her. Rubbing her tongue against the sweet spot, Ermes rocked her hips as she felt herself getting closer and closer to completion.

Hooking her fingers just right while pressing her thumb to her own clit, (Y/N) came the same time as Ermes did, flooding her face with her juices as they both rode their orgasms down.

Still gasping for breath Ermes pulled herself off (Y/N), currently licking away her release from around her mouth. Ermes smirked at the sight and leaned down to kiss her, holding her face as their lips slid against each other, their still soaking bodies pressed up against one another.

As (Y/N) wrapped her arms around her shoulders, Ermes felt something slick slide against her. She pulled down (Y/N)'s arm, seeing the evidence of her activities.

"Oh you poor thing, you had to take care of yourself, didn't you?" Ermes teased grabbing her soaked hand, sucking her fingers as she made sure she was watching her. And (Y/N) absolutely was, Ermes sliding her fingers down her tongue causing her to press her legs together.

Ermes wrenched them apart, her legs on either side of her hips.

"Why don't I return the favor and pay you back?"

(Y/N) liked where this was going.

Ermes grabbed her thigh, pushing (Y/N) onto her side as she straddled the other. (Y/N) looked on with excitement, anticipating what she would do next. Placing her leg against her shoulder, Ermes brought her cunt to (Y/N)'s, the two simultaneously sighing as their clits met. Moving her hips, Ermes would thrust against (Y/N), eagerly enjoying the friction.

(Y/N) clawed her nails down the metal bench as Ermes pushed further against her. Taking control herself (Y/N) also thrusted against her as well, creating a rhythm between the two of them. Humping against each other, they were both crying out in pleasure, feeling themselves get closer.

Ermes grunted, humping even harder against (Y/N), who practically melted at her touch. She leaned forward, pressing (Y/N)'s leg back as well as she tried to reach for an angle between them. Soon enough she was face to face with (Y/N), both of them smiling as they kept rubbing up against each other. Just as they kissed each other Ermes moved her hips one last time, their orgasms rocking right through them as they moaned into each other's mouths.

They pulled away, (Y/N) gasping for relief as Ermes got off her and laid behind her back, digging her face into her neck as she waited for (Y/N) to catch her breath, one hand reaching down to hold hers, (Y/N) interlocking their fingers.

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Soon enough they got off the bench and toweled themselves dry ((Y/N) paying extra attention to Ermes's breasts) and got dressed. Though (Y/N) had other ideas in mind.

"(Y/N)…" Ermes warned her, at the moment wearing nothing but a sports bra.

"Oh come on," (Y/N) begged, spinning her panties on a finger, "don't you think I deserve a little 'trophy' for this endeavor?"

Ermes sighed through her nose, rolling her eyes as she ultimately relented, (Y/N) grinning giddily as she stuffed them in her pocket.

Fully dressed they finally left the locker room, Ermes carrying her gym bag while (Y/N) had an arm around hers. She held her face against her shoulder, nuzzling her neck before pressing a kiss to it as she hugged her from the side.

She then cupped Ermes's commando pussy through her joggers, delighting in the yelp she let out.

[asasbarbieworld]

PART VI - STONE OCEAN | MASTERLIST

jolyne kujo

coming soon...

ermes costello

coming soon...

foo fighters

coming soon...

weather report

coming soon...

narciso anasui

coming soon...

emporio alnino (platonic only)

coming soon...

jotaro kujo

coming soon...

enrico pucci

coming soon...

rikiel

coming soon...

donatello versus

coming soon...

ungalo

coming soon...

gwess

coming soon...

[bebegi]

𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 ๋࣭ ⭑⚝

short compilation of texts that they sent you when they think about you ♡

genre: fluff | established relationship & lovers-ish [?]

warnings: none <3

series: kakyoin & ermes | dio [part 1] & narancia | kira [part 8] & okuyasu

notes: let me know what you think about this 🫵 please <3

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[cokou]

REDDIT POST

·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞꒰➳precis. What Stone Ocean characters post about you on reddit.·˚ ·˚ ͟͟ tw. ehh, fluff I think? :3·˚ ·˚ ͟͟ ✉ an. i REALLYYY wanted to resume my reddit series, so i'd like to continue it on a diff fandom! Ermes' part is REALLY long LMAO.·˚ ༘₊· ·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞꒰ contains. Jolyne, Foo Fighters, Ermes, Weather Report, & Anasui·˚ ༘₊·

r/girlfriends Greenjolyne

Hi reddit, IT'S MY GIRLS BDAY, what the fuck should I get her?

I know what she likes, her favorite food, and any of the other things that are her forte. But the thing is, IT DOESNT FEEL ENOUGH!!!! what the hell should I add? I only want the best for her and I don't know what I should get her, it's currently 12:08 AM rn, I ALREADY wished her a happy birthday and she's offline. I wanted to take her out to a restaurant but it doesn't seem enough at all [crying GIF]

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ghostlyporio 2h You should get her something that makes her happy :) | Greenjolyne 2h I DONT KNOW WHAT MAKES HER HAPPY!! yn.user 1h anything makes me happy jolyne :) | Greenjolyne 1h HOW DID YOU GET HERE??? 😥

r/water ilovewater.ff

(Photo of half emptied water)

Dont you guys just love water? It makes me angry when I see people wasting their water just for fun! 🤬 They make me wanna kill them! Water is so precious dont they know?!?!? @yn.user you would protect water with me right!?

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weatherrep 6h Couldn't agree more i guess? | ilovewater.ff 4h THANK YOU!!! yn.user 5h FF please put the phone down 😭😭 | ilovewater.ff 3h No! I love promoting water equality🙂😚 miramira 1h or you could mind your own business. | ilovewater.ff 37m how dare you threaten water!

r/galpal smack.ermes

I'm honestly new here, i wanna rant about my girl because shes so pretty.

Oh my goodness, where do I even begin? To describe the beauty of my girlfriend feels like trying to capture the infinite vastness of the ocean with a single drop of water. She’s beyond what words can express, but I’m going to try, because she deserves all the praise and admiration in the world, even if no combination of adjectives or metaphors can do her justice.

Let’s start with her smile. Her smile isn’t just a facial expression, it’s a force of nature. It’s like the sun breaking through a cloudy sky, or the first breath of fresh air after a storm. The way her lips curve upward—gently, yet with an undeniable warmth lights up everything around her, like a beacon in the dark. Every time she smiles at me, it feels like the entire universe pauses for just a moment, giving me the privilege of basking in that perfect, radiant glow. It’s a smile that has the power to melt the hardest of hearts, to soften the edges of even the most difficult days. I could spend forever just lost in the wonder of it.

And then there are her eyes. Oh, her eyes… they’re the most captivating thing I’ve ever seen. They’re deep, like pools of mystery that draw me in with every glance. The color shifts in different lighting—sometimes they’re a stormy grey, like clouds just before rain, and at other times, they’re a brilliant shade of green, sparkling with mischief and warmth. When she looks at me, it’s as if she sees straight through to my soul, but with so much kindness and understanding that it never feels invasive, only comforting. Her eyes, with all their beauty, hold a depth of emotion and intelligence that leaves me in awe. They can be playful one moment, intense the next, and every expression in them tells a story that I’m eager to be a part of.

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yn.user 23h MY BABY!! you are the sweetest i love you so much!! this is so adorable i can cry to sleep 😭😭 | smack.ermes 22h HOW DID YOU FIND MY ACCOUNT? THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING | yn.user 22h No it's not, it's so cute i love you so much Ermes !! (Liked by smack.ermes) GreenJolyne 20h I figured you'd be here after I saw you on your phone for 30 minutes straight just typing. (COMMENT WARNING) | smack.ermes 19h blocked.

r/adventures weatherrep

(picture of the sky)

It's pretty nice to go out and drive around with you. @yn.user

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yn.user 9h I enjoyed the view weather :) it's really cute, i also had lots and lots of pictures of us! i'm posting it >v< | weatherrep 8h i'm happy that you liked it. | yn.user 8h Next time i'm the one who's bringing you to dates! (Liked by weatherrep) Imsexy.ana 7h FUCK YOU TWO, YOU MADE ME A THIRD WHEEL AND A DRIVER?!?! HOW ABSURD! IM GONNA KILL YOU WEATHER. (COMMENT WARNING) | weatherrep 6h i hope you enjoyed the ride aswell.

r/girlfriends Imsexy.ana

My girlfriend is beautiful inside and out. Her smile lights up the room, and her eyes carry a depth that captivates me. Her hair flows effortlessly, adding to her natural grace. But it’s her kindness, empathy, and warmth that truly make her remarkable. She has a way of making everyone feel valued, and her love brings peace and joy to those around her. Her beauty isn’t just in how she looks, but in the way she makes the world feel brighter.

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yn.user 38m Is this your way of saying sorry to ME? | Imsexy.ana 37m Of course, i'm sorry. Please open the house door, it's getting cold out here. | yn.user 35m Fine, but say sorry to my face. | Imsexy.ana 34m WILL DO, thanks for letting me in. weatherrep 1h Shouldn't of let him in. | Imsexy.ana 37m FUCK YOU WEATHER YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. (COMMENT WARNING)

·˚ ͟͟ ✉ an. HEHE, i hope you guys enjoyed LMAO. First updating after 3 months again lolsz:>

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[shineonyoucrazyyandere]

We have the jojo and jofoes version of how they react to their darling's skirt being lifted, how about the jobro this one :3 Love your writing for the jojo and jofoes version ❤️

(I can see Kakyoin will be the one make the kid scared the most with his death stare XD)

Makes sense I should complete the trifecta here, got a second ask about this as well. So here are the upskirt : Yandere Jobros edition

Yandere! Speedwagon

He’s got a knack for reading people, so it’s almost instant that he basically steps on the child’s foot, and a pull on the collar. They’re verbally berated and flat out told by this man that they weren’t very sly about their utterly disgusting behavior. He’ll twist one of their arms towards the back and gives them a stare down they’ll never forget. Speedwagon also scares this child by stating he’s seen grown men nearly beaten to death for doing such a thing, before letting them go, the kid losing their balance and running off. The way he made that fairly thin threat was rather bone chilling, but he quickly adjusts his expression and he apologizes to you for not catching the child quick enough.

Yandere! Caesar Zeppeli

As soon as a look of shock appears on your face, Caesar already has a grip on this runt. His hand holding their arm, he sweeps their feet without hesitation. “How filthy to be trying that, your dirty little hands shouldn’t be anywhere near a skirt”. There’s also a strike to the back of the kid’s head out of annoyance, nearly making them fall over again. Perhaps they get soaked wet by the nearest water if he feels it’s appropriate, and they slip one more time before being allowed to flee.

Yandere! Noriaki Kakyoin

Oh there’s certainly a death glare the kid is going to receive from Kakyoin. They’re immediately tripped up, almost instinctively on his part. Brat slips out of his mouth without hesitation, and pinches on one of their ears hard before bending over and forcing them to look at him. Kakyoin simply asks what made them think they were entitled to such behavior. He doesn’t really let them answer, and perhaps he spots something that looks foul, likely garbage. Kakyoin excuses himself from you for a moment and before the kid can blink some kind of garbage is flung into his mouth. He keeps it in there about thirty seconds before letting the kid spit it out, giving him an additional dark glare warning him if he ever tries again, that next time he’ll make him swallow that garbage (or alternatively use something nastier).

Yandere! Okuyasu

Almost certain Okuyasu flips the kid upside down and holds them by one of their legs. A muttering of stupid kid, and even putting spit in the kids ears isn’t quite enough for Okuyasu but he lets them drop, and sends his foot up their butt to shove them further. Telling them to get lost real quick or he might pull something worse than that.

Yandere! Bruno Bucciarati

An almost instant death grip is on this child’s shoulder, they can’t keep running forward and are forced to look at Bucciarati’s eyes. He was unbelievably agitated by this child’s insulting gesture. He looks like he’s demanding an answer but he knew this kid wouldn’t have one. There wasn’t any for something that pathetic. He’s the type to pull on whichever ear is closest and pull on it until they’re very much uncomfortable. He doesn’t listen to being asked to let go, as he sees it it’s appropriate to ignore their protests since they ignored your space. Even a pinch of a nose, his grip is unrelenting until he appropriately waits for the kid to lose balance and fall on their face. He should find their parents later but for now he had to tend to you being humiliated.

Yandere! Hermès

Much like Jolyne she doesn’t take crap from little punks, you bet she has the little brat in a tight hold the instant they try to run off. She does a little bit of everything, pokes and prods, maybe even trips them up. But she’s looking to do something more equal, so if she has a water bottle or soda. You bet she’s pouring it all on the kids pants, perfectly where it would look like they pissed themselves. She smirks telling them the punishment has to equal the crime, and she doesn’t care how many people laugh and mock them. It is what they get for being a little perv, (although she’s tempted to do more, she gets sick of their presence and smacks them in the back of the head before shoving them off)

Yandere! Gyro Zeppeli

The child trips immediately on a steel ball of his before he grips their arm and pulling them backwards. He’s got a condescending smile on his face “you think that’s funny don’t you? Huh kid?”. He likely dumps something on them, like a little bit of leftover jam or honey, getting their hair all nice and sticky, and it’s a bonus when he pushes them and they stumble into some water and their pants are soaked. He probably uses spin once again and trips them up one last time, their pants happening to rip in a rather embarrassing place on a piece of wood. “ I could do way worse for you deciding to go on an upskirt frenzy…now get out of my sight” he says this last bit with an almost mocking laugh.

Yandere! Yasuho Hirose

Honestly she’s just about as upset as you or even more so, Paisley Park even comes out instinctively and grabs the child by the ankles. She smacks them on the back of the head with a rolled up magazine that happened to be tossed aside on the road. Before leaving she shows them a video of the kid upskirting you threatening to somehow send it to their parents, they quickly backtrack, and apologize in a panic before running off. (This also probably had to do with Paisley Park as well)

Yandere! Dragona Joestar

Dragona had it rough herself with bullying, so for once she’d like to do something about it. They promptly slap the perpetrator first before really doing anything. Smooth operators might be used to at least dislocate a couple things like a couple fingers/thumbs, it’s convincing enough that it looks like an accident. It might be turned back to almost normal, as they freak out quite a bit, not sure what’s going on. Thoroughly freaked out, the child runs off pretty quickly. Dragona then turns to you and gives you a tight hug, feeling horrible about that whole thing, then drags you off to a favorite place to make you feel better.

[naomijoestar]

⋆.ೃ JJBA SCENARIOS ࿔*:･

Masterlist here <3

genre: fluff

warnings: none

characters: speedwagon, will. A zeppeli, caeser, polnareff, kakyoin, okuyasu, bucciarati, mista, ermes, weather report, gyro zeppeli (yup, alot)

notes: GN!reader, you can see this as platonic or romantic whatever you like, and yes i included will zeppeli because my hamon king doesn’t get the love he deserves <3

How the jobros would react to you asking to try makeup on them

Speedwagon

Speedwagon is rough around the edges but a softie at heart. He’d be taken aback at first, scratching his head with a nervous chuckle. “You want to put makeup on me? Well, if it’ll make you happy, why not!” He’s not really into the idea but does it for you, and secretly enjoys your attention.

Will A. Zeppeli

Zeppeli would be amused, stroking his mustache thoughtfully. “Makeup, you say? I am always up for a bit of artistic expression!” He’d be curious and would even offer pointers on color coordination, treating it as a chance to embrace beauty in all forms.

Caeser Zeppeli

Caesar would laugh confidently. “You think you can make me more handsome? Give it your best shot!” He’d go along with it playfully but might turn the tables by offering to put makeup on you too, turning it into a fun, competitive game between you two.

Polnareff

Polnareff would be over-the-top about it. “Makeup on me? Oh là là! Well, I suppose a handsome face like mine could use some extra flair!” He’d strike dramatic poses the whole time, loving every second of the attention but pretending to be too cool for it.

Kakyoin

Kakyoin would be calm and composed about it. “Hmm, I’ve never tried makeup before, but I trust your taste.” He’d sit patiently, interested in the process, and probably compliment you on your skill afterward. He’d even keep it on for a while, curious about how others react.

Okuyasu Nijimura

Okuyasu would be confused at first. “Huh? Makeup on me? I dunno if I’d look good…” but he’d quickly give in with a grin, wanting to make you happy. “Alright, why not! You better not laugh though!” He’d be a bit shy, but secretly thrilled by the whole experience.

Bruno Bucciarati

Bruno would be open to it, seeing it as an opportunity to bond. “If it’s something you’d like to try, I don’t see why not.” He’d take it very seriously, sitting still and offering gentle compliments as you work. He appreciates your creativity and trust.

Guido Mista

Mista would laugh, not taking the request too seriously. “Makeup on me? Sure, why not! As long as you don’t turn me into something crazy.” He’d be laid-back and crack jokes during the process, but when he sees himself in the mirror, he’d grin and say, “Damn, I look good!”

Ermes Costello

Ermes would raise an eyebrow but smirk. “You want to try makeup on me? Alright, but only because it’s you asking.” She’d go along with it, teasing you here and there but secretly enjoying the experience. She’d probably keep it on to show it off later.

Weather Report

Weather Report would be indifferent at first. “Makeup?” he’d say in his usual quiet tone. But if you seemed excited, he’d agree, not really minding one way or the other. “Sure.” He’d stay silent the whole time, but when it’s done, he’d nod appreciatively.

Gyro Zeppeli

Gyro would laugh loudly, not at all embarrassed. “Makeup, huh? Sure, why not! Let’s see what you got!” He’d playfully tease you during the process, but when you’re done, he’d be impressed. “I gotta say, you’re pretty good at this!” He’d wear it proudly, turning heads wherever he goes.

I hope you guys liked this! I didnt include anyone from jojolands because i havent started part 8 yet! If anyone has any requests please go ahead <3

[dioslesbianwife]

Hi

I hope you’re feeling better. I was wondering if you could do a headcanon of part 6 with the biggest himbo that they have ever seen and somehow is able to survive things that should have killed them. But don’t stress yourself.

hi, yep i can do that, hope you enjoy and thank you for requesting!

Jolyne Cujoh

At first, she thinks you’re a complete idiot. Like, painfully dumb. But then you survive getting hit by a car twice in one day with just a “whoa, that was close!” and she starts re-evaluating everything she knows about life.

She tries so hard to get you to think before you act. “You can’t just do random stuff and hope for the best!!” But somehow, it always works out for you.

You’re like a golden retriever on two legs, and she has to physically stop herself from getting attached. But when you look at her all starry-eyed and go, “Jolyne, you’re so smart and strong… I think you’re the coolest person ever,” she melts.

She might act exasperated, but she’s protective of you. If anyone tries to take advantage of your lack of brain cells, she’s immediately ready to fight on your behalf.

Narciso Anasui

His first instinct? How is this fool still alive? His second instinct? How do I keep them alive?

He gets stressed constantly because you walk straight into life-threatening situations without a care in the world. You once tripped and fell into a Stand battle by accident and somehow won.

Anasui has tried explaining things to you so many times, but you always just smile and nod like, “Got it, bro!” and then do the exact opposite.

The worst part? He can’t even hate you. You’re too nice. One time, you brought him a rock you found and said, “This made me think of you!” and he still doesn’t know what that means, but he kept it.

He doesn’t trust your survival skills, yet you’ve lived through more near-death experiences than he has. It’s terrifying. He’s in awe.

Weather Report

He’s completely baffled by you. No thoughts, just pure confusion. He doesn’t understand how you function.

“You should be dead.” You just laugh. He is not joking.

The first time he saw you trip over nothing and somehow dodge a fatal attack by accident, he just stared at you for a full minute, contemplating the absurdity of the universe.

You remind him of a very dumb but very lovable animal. A big, goofy St. Bernard that doesn’t realize its own strength.

Surprisingly, you’re one of the few people who can make him laugh. There’s just something about your unshakable optimism and the way you say the dumbest things with so much sincerity.

Foo Fighters (F.F.)

You two get along scarily well. F.F. is also kind of dumb in an alien way, so the two of you spend way too much time asking each other the dumbest questions.

“Do fish get tired of swimming?” “Bro, I was just about to ask that.” Jolyne has to physically separate you sometimes.

F.F. is convinced you have some kind of supernatural luck. One time, you ran straight into enemy territory because you thought you saw a cool bird, and somehow your clumsy, chaotic energy caused a chain reaction that took out the enemy Stand user.

They think you’re a scientific anomaly. They genuinely want to study you. You don’t even mind, because you think they’re neat.

If anyone insults you, they immediately get super defensive. “Don’t call them dumb!! They are my best friend and the strongest human alive!!”

Ermes Costello

She immediately adopts a big-sister role. You’re too stupid to be left alone.

“How have you survived this long?” she asks, massaging her temples while you excitedly explain how you once wrestled an alligator for fun.

You call her “cool” and “super smart,” and it flusters her way more than she’ll ever admit.

She teaches you basic survival skills out of sheer frustration, but you never use them. “I got this!” you say confidently, right before somehow accidentally dodging an attack that should’ve killed you.

The day you casually lifted something insanely heavy like it was nothing, she realized that despite being an idiot, you’re also kind of useful.

[mxchibomb]

content. mdni 18+

ermes costello, jolyne kujo ! threesome, implied squirting

three best friends in a room, they might kiss.

 mid-day, chest to chest and chest to back. heat infiltrated the prison cell as two similar shades of pale green smeared over your body. steamy breaths mixed together as needy lips pushed together in a messy kiss. jolyne's liptick made a painting of your face, off to the sides of your lips and practically disappearing from hers.

 ermes' lipstick marks barely looked like lips anymore as she bit into your already covered neck, green mixing in with reds and purples. her hands were more wild than the others, nails scratching at your skin and pulling at your clothes while jolyne's simply rested on your now barely covered waist. your shirt had already been opened down the middle, your pants off somewhere only god could tell you.

 you and jolyne's soft moans were muffled by each other's mouths, her soft fingertips digging craters into the the plush skin of your abdomen. spit pooled against your tongues, dripping from the sides of your lips and creating raindrops that slid down your chin.

 "you're stealin' all the attention." you could hear an annoyed murmur from where ermes stood behind you before rougher fingers tugged at your wet jaw. a tongue that tasted like spearmint gum forced its way into your mouth, desperate to meet yours in a kiss messier than the one before. her large hands fiddled and pulled at the thin fabric covering you wet cunt, your panties landing a soft snap! as it met back with your skin. fingers shifted downwards.. down your sides, past your bellybutton and down to your thighs. she squeezed both, leaving a soft red mark on one as her hand landed on impact against your sensitive skin.

 they led back to your hips, knuckles gently caressing against the pelvic bones before calloused fingerpads reached down into your panties to run over soft, leaking folds earning you a deeply pleased groan from ermes. your knees began to buckle underneath your body weight and soft whimpers hung in your throat as two of her fingers toyed with your twitching clit, syrupy slick drowning her digits.

 with a smile, jolyne's knees met the floor and another pair of hands that you barely noticed began to pull down your panties. struggling to lift a leg, you helped jolyne get them fully off of your body. cold air rushed against your soaking pussy and ermes hand, allowing her to feel more free in her movements and slowly pushing her middle and index fingers inside your weeping hole and creating a soft squelch. an elongated moan from you tore you away from the standing female's mouth.

 "ermes.." you whined at her with a soft buck of your hips as she pumped inside of you, unforgiving.

 "hear that, jolyne?" ermes was almost mocking you with a conceited smile, confidence oozing out of her as she glanced down at the other woman. but jolyne's eyes were trailed down to watch how your sopping wet hole so loudly sucked up ermes fingers, begging for a turn.

 "i'm sure there's room." she mumbled under her breath.

 the back of your right knee met a shoulder as a hand, stronger than you expected, pushed it over to rest atop her. you squeaked softly as a pair of lips kissed at your naked stomach and another two fingers reached underneath ermes to begin adding force to slide into you alongside the other.

 "jolyne!" you weakly leaned back against the standing person behind you, clenching tightly around the now four fingers filling up your hole. they rubbed against each other, fighting to find out what rhythm suited your insides best. they curled inside you, your cunt dripping down jolyne's fingers while ermes' began to prune in your juices. " 'm cumming!" you whined pathetically, thrusting your hips to meet the two hands pushing inside of you. soft flutters of your pussy walls against the new girth, the closer you got the harder you clenched down, chanting a series of 'yes's before the nearing of your climax quickly exploded.

 you gushed and writhed in hot pleasure, one of your own hands coming down to tightly wrap around one of the women's wrists.. you weren't exactly sure who, as a stream of clear shot out and decorated the floor in a pool of liquid. your ears twitched, recognizing both voices from both above you and below you as they released a soft groan in response.

 "shit.." you heard ermes lowly mumble with rasp, swallowing thickly.

this will have a part two <3

[randoimago]

Hi, could you do wedding headcanons for Jolyne and Ermes (separately) with their husbands please? Merry Christmas!

Fandom: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Character(s): Jolyne Kujo, Ermes Costello

Note(s): Uhh I got this out a bit later than I meant to, but I hope you had good Christmas at least! Here's this as a late present 😅

Ermes

While she was closest to her sister and father, she still has a lot of family and she knows she'll probably get some threats if she doesn't invite all of them to the wedding. She's a bit embarrassed by how many invites end up going out, but hey, it's to celebrate you and her so she'll deal with it.

Jolyne is going to be her bridesmaid 100% and they both kick you out of the room when it comes time to talking about the dress or other things. Jolyne threatens you not to do any strip club bachelor parties.

You can expect plenty of stories about Ermes when she was growing up. And be prepared to meet every single person and potentially not remembering any of their names.

Jolyne

Didn't really want to do a big, fancy wedding. Would be much happier to have something small with some close friends and family.

Will go all out on her dress and make up though. She wants to look perfect. Sure, she might not act like a girly girl and doesn't typically care about her looks (besides if she's hot or not) typically, but this is her wedding day and she is going to be a damn princess.

Might just sneak away from everyone to sit with you and watch the sunset or something. She just sighs as she remembers her life up to this point and how happy she is to have you.

[unconvtional]

could we get nsfw/kink hcs for jolyne and hermes with a dom!male s/o? please and thank you!!!

RAAAAHHH YEAAAHH!!!! im not that good with this so sorry

get you, jolymes

SMUT UNDER READ MORE MDNI🐺

sketch info : jolymes seperate w male reader, smut hcs obvi, dom male reader, reader gets switchy in hermes' part, nsfw hcs.

JOLYNE KUJO is kinda freaky, shes into whatever you're into unless you arent a fuckin creepo! oral is one of her fav things, esp receiving it. but she does a pretty good job giving it too. shes very vocal during sex too, praise and degradation go both ways, giving and receiving, and shes definitelygoing to let you know what she likes and doesnt like. another one of her kinks is shibari/bondage.. ahah, this almost has nothing to do with stone free. Public sex is a no, semi public is ehh cause i think shes very romantic and loving.

breeding is 100% her favorite thing. After spending so much time with emporio, she changes everything about her, and when shes around babies she just goes nuts. overstimulation is good too, but she doesnt like going too far. somnophilia is great too, especially when shes feeling too tired from playing and working, when you put it in it just drives her mad. she falls asleep so quickly with your soft voice and slow thrusts. and when youre both feeling pent up, makes it even better. she lasts very long and likes it rough, shell make sure its enjoyable for the both of you.

jolynes nipples are extremely sensitive, even more during sex. speaking of nipples, i think she would lactate not alot, but if its a day when shes leaking, shes gonna let you do the job for her. "fuck.. too much.." her moans are so cute too.

hair pulling is a yes, and so is body praise. again, she has a size kink, and her body is pretty small too. her slightly musculare frame makes it much better, if youre a big guy, hell yeah. belly bulge is insane, and she just breaks if you press on it softly. spit in her mouth and pull her hair, she again, is a freak. i think she would like being spanked, personally. but i dont know, knife play might be a better choice for her.

got no more ideas for girlie, sorry!

(H)ERMES COSTELLO is not as freaky as jolyne, but shes still freaky.. fym youll give him your panties? Anyways

ermes' chest is most definitely sensitive, shes got them surgically altered, so be nice! she likes to get pretty risky too, doing it in public settings like the bathroom, by windows and changing stalls are a good way to get steam off. quickies will happen very very often, its not suprising either. i believe she has a very high libido, and its kinda hard for her to control it.

she likes riding you at first, making her seem dominant. but further in your relationship, she likes being more submissive cause its a struggle to be a bad bitch and be dominant at the same time. overstimulation goes hard, both giving and receiving, and shes good at giving head too. its the best, literally. kissing, no pun intended, is also really needed, she likes being taken care of no matter who you are.

Personally, personally me. i think she has like, big mouth space and no gag reflex, so have fun with that.

UGH IM SORRY I DONT WRITE FOR GIRLS IDK HOW

wow this was an emotional rollercoaster i cried twice while writing it cause i didnt like how i wrote for them, sorry rqstr! im not good at writing girls qnd hcs

[adeadcreator]

Is it bad I want yo see more of Pinocchio Fem!reader and Jolyne? I really love how you executed the idea ;_;

No not at all, HERE YA GOO (~˘▾˘)~

Jolyne Cujoh x Fem Reader with a "Useless" stand Pt 2

A few days passed since you first met with Jolyne, along with her group of friends who seemed to love spending time in a hidden room within the prison. It shocked you at first but then again it was one of the few bizarre things that had happened within this prison, though another bizarre fact was that it had turned out your cells were relatively close, which you both loved. 

A meeting was called for the next execution of the plan that they had made prior to your presence, which you were now involved with. Though it did seem like many of them were pleased to have another stand user by their side, not that you minded joining. It was rather refreshing to hear different voices and personalities, it was much better than your days in solitary confinement. 

You could feel your face slowly blossoming into a bright pink as you felt a familiar pair of green eyes staring at you lovingly as Hermes explained some details with weather report. Turning your head slightly you gave a gentle smile to the duel-haired girl as she gave a wicked smirk in return, her mouth began speaking without a sound. Your (E/c) eyes scanned her lips as the patterns of the words that never echoed in her voice ‘spoke’.

‘How are you doing, darling?’

Snapping your eyes back to her own before mouthing back ‘Well and you angel?’ your head tilted as she snickered, earning a few glances from the others. The meeting soon ended with an argument on the terms for the next battle, leaving you and Jolyne to your own devices as you whispered back and forth to each other. A soft array of giggles left your chest as Jolyne snickered alongside you before staying quiet for a moment and observing you.

“You never really told me why you’re in here serving a sentence (Y/n)..?” Jolyne’s question went unanswered as your mouth repeatedly opened and closed like a fish out of water, the question caught you off guard as she waited patiently as you glanced around before seeing some loose paper. Your hands were quick to snatch the paper as you began writing down your answer, hoping and praying Jolyne’s patience won’t run thin. 

Her green eyes scanned each word carefully as you handed her the paper, from a distance the rest of the group watched as you and Jolyne conversed amongst each other quietly “What do you think they're talking about?” Ermes asked as she scanned your body language, mentally preparing for the worst “Eh, It’s probably nothing. But the real question is where my water is?” the green haired plankton said as she looked around, clearly not bothering with what you and Jolyne were up too.

“You’re water doesn’t matter right now F.F, we need to hear what they’re saying.” Anasui snared as his eyes glared at your unexpected figure, Jolyne suddenly smiled before lifting her head up and leaning close to you before planting a kiss on your nose, earning a harsh blush from you in return. Anasui’s original plan to confess to Jolyne was immediately discarded as he saw how you both looked at each other.

It had sickened him how sweet you both were with each other, or rather a better word would be jealous, it made him jealous how her beautiful green eyes were quick to ignore his presence in favor of the (H/c)ed girls. The solitary confinement building wasn’t the only place it occurred. No matter who was in the room or what, Jolyne always found a way to have her green eyes glancing at you.

Anasui was quick to jump just in time as a flesh colored stick appeared, nearly impaling him if he hadn’t moved fast enough. “Bless you (Y/n)!” Jolyne’s voice said as she handed you a tissue, which you gladly took “HOLY CRAP HER STAND IS LIKE PINOCCHIO!” Ermes screeched as her eyes landed on the (H/c)ed stand user, who was shyly apologizing “That’s amazing!” F.F said as she poked the wooden-like nose in amazement.

“Isn’t her stand amazing! She my very own Pinocchio~” 

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could we get nsfw/kink hcs for jolyne and hermes with a dom!male s/o? please and thank you!!!

Sure thing! Tbh this was a great challenge.

Nsfw hcs for Jolyne Kujo and Ermes Costello with a dom! Male s/o

Prounouns used: he/him

Word count:284

Content warnings; use of male anatomy, referred to as boyfriend, overall caution

Nsfw ahead

Jolyne Kujo

She’s of course had a boyfriend before, but he lacked dominance, and now that she has you, that excites her. 

While Jolyne has a more overactive libido, she hasn’t tried much, she stays rather ‘vanilla’ in some ways. 

Sensuality over sexuality, and she would approach you as such, no matter how dominant you are. 

It’s really an immovable object versus an unstoppable force.

She’ll try to one up you or be bratty to get her way, though she knows how much of a handle you really have on her. 

She’d be willing to try out a more traditional sub/dom dynamic if you asked her about it

She likes feeling valued and pretty, so artful shibari and wax play, she could get behind. 

But at the end of the day, some good missionary and praise has her absolutely melting in your hands. 

Ermes Costello

She kisses and occasionally tells, so most people already know that she’s dominant in her own nature. 

Approaching her, you’ve gotta have some real balls and prove to her you can dominate her.

She’d probably introduce many of her kinks to you, liking the nuance of trying out new things with you. 

Debated on using her stand to give you two dicks, but realized that’d hurt in the aftermath. 

It takes her a while to figure out some of the things that she likes receiving instead of giving. 

Oral goes both ways for her, whether a she’s getting face fucked or eaten out she’s having a good time. 

Loves some degrading and overstimulation, it melts her brain just right. 

And will boast about your skills in the bedroom. 

Happy new year, hope you enjoyed!!