#okay yayyy its not broken

[moonshynecybin]

hi, i hope this isn't weird but you're like a motogp scholar to me and i have a question bc i can't really find an answer; do you know of the medical specifics of marc's arm injury? like ik what happened but i haven't been able to find an article beyond oh he broke it. like is there a reason it's so bad and why he had to get multiple surgeries for it? like was it crushing nerve ends, grinding cartilidge, etc? tysm if u decide to answer

the best and most direct source for this is gonna be marc marquez all in. they’ll show you the bone scans and walk you through the rotation of how it healed and some info about the other surgeries etc but theres also a lot it leaves out about BEFORE that surgery so i'll try and help out. HUGE caveat that i’m not a doctor but the GENERAL info goes like this:

jerez, july 2020: marc fractures his right humerus after the tire of his bike hits it during a highside near the end of the race. he flies to barcelona, gets one million nails and a plate put in himself by perennial motogp bone saw doctor xavier mir, and hopes to show up the next week to race four days after surgery (also in jerez #covid)… at the time its all kinda standard if like. a lil crazy but he is honestly really flippant about the whole thing you get the sense that (like others before him) he kinda thinks what he’s doing is badass. i mean he’s postin this shit on instagram like LOOK AT MEEE

anyways so he is declared fit to ride (NO RADIAL NERVE DAMAGE YAYYY), the test for which seems to be doing decline porno pushups with his cock out. and it’s all kinda like. well this is a short, 13 round championship year, so every race counts and marc has just won four championships in a row (6 out of the last 7 years!!!) and has something fundamentally wrong in his brain. marc voice well yeah jorge lorenzo came back after collarbone surgery in 2013 and it depleted him for years but im different. im better. PLUS it’s alex’s first year in the premier class (also at factory honda which is a can of worms we shant get into) so he’s not as involved in monitoring his insane older brother as he is post-arm saga bc he has shit to do and marc hasn’t missed a GP due to injury at this point since his first bout of diplopia in 2011. hes broken his leg a few weeks before the season before and been fine. marc is marc. so he’s gonna try and race.

anyways! that doesn’t happen lol. marc DOES go out for all the practices (the death nell.) but it’s p clear that the arm is fucking busted. he stresses the injury the fuckkkk out (probably where the bone gets rotated? unsure) and then goes out for one lap of quali and can’t do it anymore, pulls out then and there and is like okay. i’ll rest on it

august 2020: now here’s where i’m like hm. because according to MARC, he is a perfect angel doing PT until he randomly opens a glass sliding door one day and the arm rebreaks (SHOULD be kinda impossible with all the hardware in him lol). i frankly suspect that he was also doing motorcross training to put more stress on it bc he mentions that his people have had to remove the wheels from his personal bikes to stop him from training before (to be fair i think this was during the shoulder rehab he was doing during the 2019/20 winter) and like. you don’t get that kinda policing from the guys who love you without some previous behaviors lmao. also literally he was posting himself doing weight training on that arm on tiktok the day before as evidenced below. i digress but the bone is broken!!! and he gets more surgery from dr. xavier mir. and oh boy does it heal wrong

so there’s not a lot of updates in this time bc marc is like. in his cave in cervera rehabbing like wow what a setback gee i sure can’t wait to be back on my bike… like i don’t think it had really set in that this was a lifelong injury yet. and unforch in december it’s revealed that the fracture is not healing, and he needs further surgery. this time he nixed dr mir and went to a specialist clinic in madrid (that’s partly why he moved there !!)

the clinic also discovered there was a previous infection in his bone, which probably halted the healing process further. it should be noted marc does not go to dr. mir for surgery anymore, which genuinely could mean absolutely nothing. he stayed in the hospital on iv antibiotics for ten days

after this and a LOT of time in the sling (12 weeks is best practice who knows what marc practice is lmao) he comes back to motogp in april of 2021 for the portuguese grand prix, with the stated goal of building up strength in his arm and evaluating where he’s at, which tells you how hard that last surgery was on him. in 2021 i think it starts to set in that this isn’t going to go away, and during this whole year and the next he’s in clear pain every time he’s on the bike AND the bike is kinda bad so its just awful hell lol. like yes he does win a few races but he cries every time and you can tell its really getting to him. this is the period that alex talks about where the pain is the worst, and marc is being mean to everyone around him, and he’s taking a lot of painkillers and complaining about having pimples/losing weight on instagram and generally having a miserable time. he calls this period "a nightmare" all the time

okay now we fast forward until 2022. marc has moved to madrid to get a girlfriend to see his bone doctor more. and the pain is NOT stopping. and the bike honestly sucks so hes not winning AND he just had a diplopia relapse so whats the POINT. and he's suffering and can feel the time in his career ticking downward like sand slipping through an hourglass and he goes to the all or nothing nuclear option and reaches out to the mayo clinic in the USA to see a specialist and see if he can do anything for him, disregarding the rest of the 2022 motogp season. and the specialist says yeah. we took a 3D scan of that bone you just spent a year of your life healing and it looks BUSTED AS HELL. truly from the stress he put on that thing while it was still healing it rotated 34 degrees and THATS part of why it hurts so much. its why he has no strength in his elbow, why he can’t brace anything with it, why his range of motion is so limited, why he can’t open a bottle of water by himself. it’s really degrading his quality of life, and most important to marc: its fucking with his riding lol.

and this doctor says well we break the bone again, rotate it back normally, and see how it goes. it could give you less pain and more ability to brake into corners. it could ALSO end your career. and marc sees the bone scans and agrees to surgery p much immediately. and he gets mayo clinic surgery in minnesota and takes hot girl instagram pics outside because of course he does. the craziest part of this article is when the surgeon says marc has "a great capacity for sacrifice"

and he gets another badass scar and thats where we are today! as to where the arm is now. well he says its isnt a normal arm but its more "uncomfy" in day to day life. i dont believe him but thats fine. like he DOES do a lot of maintenance on the arm i think thats fair to say. he has a limited range of motion. mat oxley says he'll wait until he thinks no one is watching and look like hes in pain when hes in the paddock. his gq interview w "essential things" included a massage gun and PT rubber bands. he stretches it out before races p extensively. he has a PT gurney in his living room. idk, he contradicts himself on this fairly regularly in order to suit his rhetorical needs at a given time, but im inclined to believe that hes in a LOT more pain than he lets on, he just also has more mobility to do sports things (his base level on his hierarchy of needs) and is in a lot less pain than he was in 2022. i think theres also a point that marc brings up in the documentary here that should be noted-- he emphasizes that he didnt do this to improve his quality of life (alex is the only one who mentions this actually, and HE makes a deliberate point to) but instead that he did it so he could win. i'd invite you to do with that information what you will !!!

sources: x, x, x, x, x, x

[cherry-luvz]

Cockwarming with K.MJ.

Genre - Smut and fluff.

Warning- G!P Minji, just cockwarming, Don't be a dud- wrap your bud.

Paring - GP!loser!Minji x gf!fem!reader.

Synopsis - Its winter, and Minji needs warming up. You’re her only option.

Word count - 1.4K

MINJI - Red.

READER - White.

It was a chill einter eveling and Uni had just broken off for two weeks of holiday to enjoy Christmas with loved ones.

You where on your phone when you got a text, It was around 07:45PM when your phone pinged you decided to check as saw that it was your gf texting you.

Min Min 💬

-> Baby? 🤭

-> Yes, minji?😑

-> Can u come over, to my place? 🫶🏻🫶🏻

-> no. 😾

-> PLSSSSSSS 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

-> still no, Its freezing cold outside! 💀���� I ain’t walking in that cold ur crazy ☠️☠️

-> PLSSSS BABY PLSS!! 😿😿

-> Give me one gd reason y I should go to ur house..😑😑

-> Bc yk 😏😏

-> Ik? Wdym..? 🥸

-> 🙇🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️ ❤️😏

-> 😰😰😰😰😰

-> so watcha say bbg? 😼😼😼

-> nty I’m gd fr 😊👍

-> 😔😔😔😔 please love 🥺

-> Bro u just wanna get freaky min.😑

-> That’s not true! 😞

-> Yh sure. 🙄

-> please!! I’ll give cuddles..! 😖❤️

-> U promise? 😑

-> I prowmiss🥺

-> Fine i’ll come but u have to come pick me up.😑

-> YAYYY.. wait do I really..?😽😦

-> yh u do i ain’t walking in the snow🙄.

-> okay okay i’ll be there in 40😖.

-> aww ty see ya!

-> See u soon bbg, luv u😽😽

-> Ily too ❤️

You sighed and got up from your bed, you put on a pink skirt, nude coloured tights, a crop top, a white puffer jacket with a scarf and you small bag which held your phone, lipstick, lipgloss, Vaseline, mini perfume and your purse.

You styled your hair and then put on log warmers with socks then you put on your Ugg’s. You grabbed your keys and exit your apartment complex

It was snowing outside and you waited for your gf to pick you up as she said she would. Around 10 - 15 mintes later a black BMW pulled up in front of you.

The person rolled down the window, “Hey baby, hop in..” She said with a smile and leaned over to the passenger side opening the door.

“New car..?” You said, climbing into her car.

You then closed the door and put on your seat belt, “Yeah, my nice new sweat baby!..”

“Hmm but I thought i was your baby.?” You pouted looking up at her as she put her hand on your knee, her touch was cold, you shivered.

“You are, but this is my like.. ‘car’..”she said and you nodded.

You looked out the window, watching the snow fall, Minji had her left hand on the wheel and her right on your lap.

40 MINUTES LATER

Minji parked outside the gate, minji was from a wealthy family so she lived in the luxury apartment.

You watched as she beeped a black card and ths gates open. “We’ll be at my place soon..” She said gently gripping your thigh.

You nodded, “Okay..”

She drove for another 5-10 minutes and you guys reached a huge luxury apartment. “Were here baby..” she said as she parked the car in the in the parking lot.

You undo your seat belt at the same time she does hers, she got up and got out of the car doing a quick jog to your side opening the door for you.

“Thanks luv,” You said getting out as you held her hand, “Ha anything for my princess..”

She closed the door and you waited for her to lock the door, she then took your hand and you guys walked into the building.

After a few minutes You where at your gf’s house, she took off your shoes for you, put on your puffer jacket down as well ad you’re scarf and sat next to you.

Minji were cold from the snow so she shivered, you look at her. “You cold.?” You asked her and she yawned.

“Yeah.. i’m freezing..” she leaned back in her chair and you looked at her, she the smirked looking at your thighs.

She like you wearing skirts, it was a complete turn of for her. You looked her hear, feeling her gaze on yo, “What are you looking at, luv?”

She wrapped her arm around your waist, squeezing it gently. “I love your skirt baby~” she said looked at you with a smirk.

“Perv.” You muttered as your face heated up, she chuckled. “But you love it don’t you..?”

You did, you did love it. You felt as she pulled you closer, her gaze going towards your lips. “Mhm so soft..” she rubbed the bottom of your lips.

You blushed as she came closer, leaning in to kiss you. As you guys lips met you blushed even more, you felt as she pulled you into her lap making you straddle her.

You guys continued to kiss as she placed her hands on your waist while you had your hands on her shoulders. She pulled away and smiled at you, “You’re so pretty baby, but I’m a little cold.. you wouldn’t mind cock warming me?”

You felt the boner she had your breath hitched. “I-i..” you stumbled over your words. “..o-okay..” she smiled and pulled down her sweatpants.

You looked down as you saw her cock, it was a pretty pink colour. She smiled and kissed your neck.. “A-ah b-baby..” you whimpered as you clutched onto her shirt.

You felt her move your panties to the side and teased her cock to your hole. “Hmm so wet for me princess.. so fucking wet..”

She pushed into you and you sat down on it, “a-ah!” You moaned.

“Fuckkk princess..” she grunted.

You sat there cock warming her, you wanted to move so bad. You felt her hold your hips down not letting you move at all.

You whimpered as you clenched around her, placing your head on her chest. “Oh gosh thats a dangerous game to play bbg..” she said gripping onto your hips.

You clenched again, “Ahhh.. hmmpf..” you moaned.

She gritted her teeth, “if you do that one more time I’m gonna fuck you till you can’t walk..”

You clenched around her one last time and she, keeping to her words, pinned you down and pulled up your crop top up and sucked on your breast as she pounded into you.

“Hmmpf a-ah! Mommy fuck.. ah” you moaned and your eyes teared up from too much pleasure. “You’re my cock slut isn’t it? Fucking slut.”

You nodded as she continued to pound into your tight cunt, “Ah mhmpf.. mommy..”

“Hmm oh gosh baby..” you felt as she pulled you closer and pounded into you deeper and deeper.

You felt her cock touch your cervix, “Oh gosh ah.. yeah mommy ahh hungggg right there hmpff!!..” your eyes rolled back.

Minji noticed, she had hit your g-spot and continued to do so, “Mhm your so gushy and warm~”

Your mouth formed a ‘o’ shape as you felt a knot in your stomach. She continued to bully her huge cock into you tight cunt, you whimpered and felt her grip getting tighter.

“Hmpf mommy..” you moaned as you felt the knot slowly coming undone. “You gonna cum?” She asked you and you nodded, slowly opening your eyes.

“C-can i cum mommy..? I’ve been hunggnnggg.. a g-good hmpfffff g-girl..” you clenched more onto her shirt.

She leaned down next to your ear, “Hmm go on baby girl, cum for mommy..” she whispered as she moved even faster.

You felt the knot come undone and you cumed, “Oh gosh minji fuck..” your body shivered and you cumed all over her cock which she was still moving in and out of you, letting you ride out your orgasm.

“Now let mommy cum you.. ya?” You nodded and felt as your vision became hazy and she smug, she knows you were brain fucked.

It was a bit sore at first until you felt another orgasm creeping up apron you, “M-mommy i-I’m gonna a-ah cum.. a-ah..a-again..” you mentioned.

“Me too, get ready for mommy’s fat load.” She said as you fell her cock twitch a bit in you.

You felt as her thrusts become more and more sloppy. “H-hmpf.. baby.. mommy’s gonna cum..” she whimpered.

You whimpered, “Fuck cum with me baby..”

And you did so, you felt as her load filled you up as your leg twitched, your cunt throbbing and Minji lying on top of your chest.

She then sat up after catching her breath. “Fuck”

She gently pulled out watching as your pussy gently pushed out you and her’s cum mixed together. She saw the creampie and chuckled.

“Hmm.. best sex ever babe. Loved it..” she said as she put your panties back on. You rolled your eyes and gently sat up, “I feel sticky..” You said and got up but your legs gave away.

Minji quickly caught you. “Gosh..” you muttered.

She chuckled, “Hmm i did really fuck you till you can’t walk..”

[chalkodareal]

robot tmbg okay okay. let me cook i want to explain this. john linnell is NOT a robot actually hes an automaton. which are very similar but still a little different. he's an older one probably from the late 1800s eventually refurbished sometime in the 70s or 80s that plays accordion (think the vaucanson automat flute player or floutiste) mainly made of wood and the rustiest metal around. hes very uncanny looking and as a mix of this and this novelty of something like an automaton being able to play the accordion he's often brought out as bizarre entertainment. too polite he says he hates it. too shy to sing despite gaining rudimentary vocal chords during his refurbishment

john flansburgh is an actual industrial-grade capital r Robot. personally i see him as a kind of cheesy looking robot almost like the ones from RUR but you know. just generally the idea is that he is a bit newer and perhaps more modern than linnell. he has printing capabilities (i think he has a miniature printing press of sorts in his torso compartment) and absolutely artistic ones but he keeps getting stuck at factory jobs where all he does is Sort Thing. refine Thing. process Thing. hes pretty pissed off about this and very rightfully so. lucky thing he has enough control over his hands to play the guitar i suppose!

anyways i think they form tmbg for kind of obvious reasons. both are wronged by the world in distinctly different ways and almost envy the role the other gets to play but are brought together by this and write their Soungs yay <3 yayyy

okay more about robot stuffs bc i apparently care. flansburgh doesnt really need glasses because he doesnt have Human Eyes but he wears them almost as like a statement? i do really think his vision is a little jacked up and i think hes very peeved that its considered to not matter because he doesnt "need it" but the glasses dont really fix it. i think the way he dresses is likely super similar to how the human workers dressed anyways. so its kind of part of that

linnell is. kind of falling apart? his paint is chipped and his hair (wig basically) is kind of messy but his torso and arms aren't particularly pretty. his strings and joints arent covered up in the slightest and his vocal chords werent installed in a particularly seamless way. this is probably one of the reasons why he adopted turtlenecks. they hide a bunch of that sort of thing.

the way the two of them read music is super duper different. flansburgh's memory works a tiny bit like an old casio where chords and notes can just be Saved and either thats it and he keeps them in there or he's keeping track of that data in the form of things a little more like midi files and stored on things much more similar to floppies and lazerdiscs. i havent decided dont look at me. anyways linnell still uses a musicbox-like wheel system. its decently small (this may contribute to their songs being under 3 minutes so often admittedly) but it is still kind of impractical for storage. flansburgh nags him to just get a more efficient system installed and he doesnt do it definitely NOT because he doesnt want a bunch of hands in him. hes actually not freaked out by that at all and doesnt mind it in the slightest.

i think a lot of their aging process is just. Thing broke down and needs to be repaired. almost paradoxically though flansburgh is newer he is in need of more repair than linnell who has kind of been perpetually near-broken since they started playing. he holds out for a while but still has to get a few things done over time. i think flansburgh eventually drags him to a shop when his wheel reading system starts getting choppy and he clearly starts writing Around certain notes to avoid playing them. he complains about getting fixed the whole way home (to their once shared and now two seperate supply closets)

they still marry human women

[fall0utmind]

Nesting ask anon here, thank you so so SO much for your long response I had an absolute blast reading it <3

I had ideas and thoughts to share with you, but then you mentioned a stress heat and my brain blanked LOL. I am very VERY interested in hearing your ideas about the stress heat 👀

I will try to get my thoughts back in order and do a proper response to you, thank you again I am so in love with this au <3

About this ask!

Yayyy!!!!! Nesting anon as you shall hemce be christened - thank you so much.

I absolutely loved hearing your thoughts and im so glad you liked hearing mine!

Stress heat okay okay!!

So, as I spoke about in the ask the first nest with the VR46 pack as a whole is something which they work up to - it defo doesn't happen straight away because I think it would be too much for Marc, who has completely repressed his omega.

When they eventually nest, it is the first time his omega is completely free in, like, what, 8 years?? So obviously it's very intense, lots of hormones, lots of emotion. It all kind of blurs for Marc, a consequence of keeping his omega and human selves separate (which they shouldn't be - you shouldn't really have two sides). When he eventually comes to - he panics. the others calm him down and he is like fine, it's okay - they knew it was going to be hard at first, trying to be normal about it, about being an omega again, being in a pack again.

Except, he wakes up the next day, and everything aches. He feels sick, and his head hurts. Cue Bez finding Marc curled up in bed well past the time he would usually be up; Bez takes one step into the room and sniffs the air, instantly swearing up a storm. Because Marc is about to go into heat, with no warning, which means that it is probably going to be a stress heat, which is BAD. (Mac and Vale have been together again for a bit at this point and have been having sex, but no heat).

I think this is where it gets difficult. I feel like only Vale spends the heat with Marc. Mainly because it feels like the whole pack would be too much, plus dubious consent if they haven't spoken about it before Marc enters his heat. But yeah, at least Bez is on hand to help with food and water and looking after Marc.

It isn't fun and lasts days, and it hurts, and Marc cries a lot. The whole pack is a mess - stressed and worried (and going slightly stir crazy because Marc's scent is diffusing into every corner).

After though, it is almost like a dam has broken, it all becomes easier again. Like his omega has had its moment, and now Marc is just Marc - who also so happens to be an omega. He still has to get used to nesting and scenting and pack dynamics - but it's better....

Also, side note - I think whole pack heats and ruts could be a thing, and I want to explore that, but like, I couldn't see it happening the first time. Not sure when or how then

I know this isn't too detailed but I hope you still like it :)

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If you have anything else fell free to ask whenever 😊😊🫶🏼

[losver07]

I WROTE SOME WOLSTAR YAYYY (idea from this post)

tw: religious trauma, internalised homophobia & mild swearing

But What If

“Moony?”

He lays in the silence for a few seconds, part of him hoping he was heard, part of him wishing the darkness would swallow him whole.

“What is it?,” comes the answer, muffled by the sound of bedsheets ruffling with movement. Remus is now looking at him, face pale in the moonlight. He takes a deep breath.

“What if they're right?”

The werewolf furrows his brows, still half-asleep and confused. For a second, he thinks he might be talking about quidditch, or something related to one of their classes, but he doesn't find anything mildly coherent, so lets Sirius speak.

“Who?”

“The muggles,” he whispers back, letting his gaze wonder anywhere but the other boy's face. Right now, he can't bear to see Remus and talk to him at the same time without completely breaking down. And he doesn't want that. “What if there is someone up there? Not God, just... someone. Something.”

Remus, now aware of what's about to come, sits up on the bed and casts a silencing spell. He still whispers, however, when he asks:

“Does that scare you?”

Sirius closes his eyes, trying to distract himself, like one would from a bleeding wound.

“It shouldn't, shouldn't it?”

Remus forces himself not to give him a lecture, not to tell him about the church convincing its members trough fear and torture, about the inquisitions and persecutions. He figures Sirius already knows everything he needs to know. He's seen the books on his nightstand.

“It's okay to be worried,” he tries. Sirius doesn't buy it.

“Yeah,” he laughs, the volume of his voice rising along with his sarcasm, “especially if you've broken, like, every single fucking rule good people are supposed to follow.”

“But you love breaking rules,” Remus smiles, trying to ease the tension. “It's what you do, you can't be blamed for it.”

“But what if I can? What if these rules actually matter? What if I deserve to be punished?”

That's when Remus realises, he actually believes in what he says. He's not scared it might be true, he really thinks it is, that some day he will have to face everything he's ever done wrong, and deal with the consequences.

“You don't.”

The problem, he recognises, is that even though Sirius is an angel directly descended from heaven, in the mirror of his mind he sees a demon.

“No, you don't,” he insists. “If they are right, I will die and go to hell and you will go to heaven and I won't be able to see you again. They won't even have to torture me, I'll just be left alone on a corner thinking about you, and it will be enough to make me regret everything I've done, to everyone.”

He's crying now. They both are. Each one staring at a different point in the bed curtains, trying to make their breathing sound even.

“Padfoot...” Remus whispers. He wishes he could hug Sirius, but doesn't reach out. He can't.

“I don't want that, Moony,” the long-haired boy says, with a voice as thin as a thread.

“I know,” Remus answers. “It's okay. That's not going to happen, okay?”

He's not sure he believes it now. But he has to. He needs to.

“I'm sorry,” Sirius whispers, voice wet with tears.

“It's fine,” he keeps promising, and finally finds the courage to lay back down, next to Sirius, and pull him into a hug.

“I'm so sorry, Moony...” Remus hears as he buries his face in a sea of black curls, brushing against his cheek to remind him where he is, to make him forget about what could come after this. He is here, they both are. And that's enough for now.

“Me too,” he says. His shoulder is getting wet with the salty tears of a pair of sea-blue eyes, and he thanks whatever God is seeing them for it. He's grateful he can cry now, he can hug and he can worry and he can love. He's glad he's afraid of losing this, because otherwise he may not try as hard, feel it as much as he does now.

And that's good. That's the only good that matters.

“I love you,” Sirius sniffs, holding on to Remus as if he were about to lose him. And maybe he is. Maybe they'll lose each other, but for now they have the chance to fear together. And that's enough for now.

“I love you too.”

[ritzcuit]

i could barely sleep so had to think abt tormenting datz like literalmente. imagine its a night out theyre hanginnnn theyre with their friendssss at the rebel sympathizer club. and theres this newish guy but hes been around for a while now so theyre chill. and he gets dhurke a glass of Drink and datz jokingly takes a swig of it first bc he is a menace...

And its fineeee for a while but maybe an hour passes and oh!dead datz. Well not dead but he passes out somewhere. oops! dead datz. kidnapped datz. goodbye datz. he wakes up tied up somewhere abd hes likeWHAT THE GODDAMN ... he was in comfy clothes so he doesnt have any of his usual rebel bullshit with him...no choice but to sit and wait...and try to figure out what happened and where he is

and then inga comes in and datz realizes it was a mole situation. Fuckkk. BUT WHEN? HELLO? datz never has his spirits broken so hes fine and mocks inga to his dumb beard face but inga sneers like oh its fine. we dont need your info anyway. we just wanted to give ya front row seats .. and datz is liek wtf are you talkin about. and ingas like. We got your mannnnnnn 🤪

datz runs cold then, smile knocked right off his face, like, what?! and ingas like yup we finally poached that annoying dragon!! we're gonna parade his corpse around the kingdom tomorrow and youre gonna watch!! Smiles. And leaves to go do inga bullshit. and datz is like ... ... ...W well thats. thats not true. Haha. Surely. Pfft. does he think im stupid?

but then thinking back... he realizes that wine mustve been poisoned, and even though datz did drink it before dhurke did, it was slow acting, so dhurke drank it too...but datz passed out first. which means he really doesnt have a clue if dburke is okay.

So its just him in this dinky room waiting the hours away...its not at all his first time with the secret police so even though he gets roughed up a bit when they come in, insisting dhurkes dead so he should give up and spill everything, he doesnt give in at all...the more they say hes dead, the less he believes it. still in the silence between those interrogations, doubt crawls in. because. like. what if he really...?

and they said oh we'll show you, we're parading it around town. you wanna see it? the corpse of your disgraced leader? thatll crush those delusions of revolution alright...! grabbing datz by the arms and hoisting him up and leading him all bruised and sore and hungover, out of that room... and datz thinks. surely he isnt dead. he cant be. but then where are they takin me?? they cant have a parade of nothing. so, do they have somethin' to show? ...is dhurke really...?!

but its not datzs first time. so in a split moment where the hold on his arm falters, he bucks and headbutts, frees himself, and runs off. escape king! slippery guy! he refuses to be led out by their design. he'll find the truth for himself! cackling mad and uh, panicking. and still tied up. he runs into the streets and escapes..

..there's no parading.

oh and then he gets grabbed into an alley with a hand over his mouth and hes like?!?! SCREAM only to get hushed- datz!! shut up do you want us to get killed!!! and it's, not dhurke but it is a rebel, like a friend, like someone he knows and trusts, and theyre like where did you go man?! dhurkes been freaking out all day! and... datz had been telling himself that dhurke was fine, no way he was actually hurt, but actually hearing that he's *fine* ... god he could drop dead of relief right then and there. but he cant. obviously. he has to see him!! he grabs the other dragon like where is- where's dhurke?!

that alley has its own manhole, so its not hard to return back to the dragons hq. theres plenty of other safehouses but dhurke's here, furiously texting (burner phone) to anyone he csn get his hands on, trying to find any trace of his right hand man that disappeared so suddenly ... only to look up and see a very familiar head popping out of the ground Yayyy

and dhurkes like Datz! and datz is like Me :D!! but inside his heart is singing, bc he knew it, he knew it!! dhurke couldnt get taken down so easily!! he nearly leaps into dhurkes arms, if not for The Bruises, and the rebel hes with explains how they found datz .. running through the streets like a madman (as always) and datz explains it. yup secret police. that one guys a mole Can we kill him. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY DHURKE ARE YOU..??? Bc the poisoning!! And!!

dhurke scratches his cheek like oh yeah i conked out. i slept like a rock. i should have known i wouldnt sleep that good unless something fishy wad going on. Did yousay they killed me

And datz is like, cackling and joking like always ... he spent all this time thinkin dhurke was dead but he was just a sleepy bear!! haha!! dhurke asks the other rebel to leave and spread word that datz is safe, though he'll be putting out his own message too. smiled. and once theyre alone datz stays silly ... but yuppp dhurke holds him close and checks over the bruises and most importantly makes sure hes Alright Emotionally. hello!!

Bc dhurkes already been through mock execution so he has no doubt they would have staged his own funeral just for the sake of crushing datzs spirit... they need 50cc of Holding gentle on a couch and also painkillers and also water

[ghost--girlfriend]

🎫🎫 one for each of those robots ^-^

~ @botanists-little-cookie

!!!!yayyy thank you ^_^<3 OKAY SO OH MY GOSH PHOENNIIIXXXXX

AHAHGHNGNBGFJHES OS FCKIN G CUTTEE....... Phoenix Fire is a fire truck/engine, back on planet Machina he was the top firefighter before their planet exploded(rip<//3) so when he and the other Cardbots(separately) came to Earth, Phoenix's spacecraft/escape pod started burning up in the atmosphere and as his ship crashed in the ocean it was completely engulphed in flames so he developed a massive fear of fire, putting out every fire he spotted, even the insignificant ones like a lit candle(his internal heat sensor got broken and was kicked into overdrive basically) and its.really horrible <:( at the end of his episode his sensor gets fixed, but he deals with his pyrophobia through the rest of the show and gets better with it <3 and like.LIKE HE DRIVES ME CRAZZYYYYGHGHHNMNNMKD HES SO SWEET AND STRONG AND I WANNA KISS HI9S CUTE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!! i definitely understand his fears and I want to help him overcome them <3 plus hes so understanding and respectful and ddsfghfhgvshfjggjygh Phoenix Fire is such a sweetieee auhgh i HAVE to cover him in kisses i dont even care that either of us dont have mouths(s/i is also a cardbot) im gonna nuzzle him forevefrand ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND AND. SHADOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAHHEHEHE

SHADOW MY SILLYPIE MY GOOFY GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EHEHGEHNE Shadow X is a VTOL aircraft(vertical takeoff and landing) who can turn invisible and he is a MASSIVE prankster. the silly supreme. nobody is safe!! hes constantly thinking up plans and pranks to pull, and is super mischievous and fun :] he has this kinda ninja-aesthetic which correlates to his weapons of choice- huge shurikens! Shadow likes to fly around and his invisibility helps with messing with people(though now its pretty easy to figure out who did it tyghj) HE IS JUST!!!SOOO!!!!! AHAHYGHHFJNHJEFJH I LOVE HIMM Shadow is so energetic and always down to try something new!!! I think hes SO FUNN i just wanna tag along with him and end our day sitting on top of some building, arms around each other talking about nothing... ffghfghyngjmh the amount. of kisses. i am about to blast him with NOBODY IS PREPAIREDFOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he lays on flirting and complements pretty thick on me but when i flirt back ohhhhhits OVER FOR HIM !!!! i loooove going back-and-forth with our interactions, upping the ante over n over AUUGFGGHHF HEGFWH KISSING HIM STUPID STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!thennn he'd brag to everyone else about how he has the best gf EVER and id shake him ahgfcghynefvghj !!! !!!!! the charmer ghehaahheghfehmj

[compassmili]

⛓️ — How does their base EGO manifest? What does the room in it look like?

🎨 — Do they have a signature color? What's its name and why was it picked?

🌈 — What would be their title if they were a Color Fixer?

🍎 — What would their Distortion look like?

For Gaia and John

YAYYY

JOHN

⛓️ — How does their base EGO manifest? What does the room in it look like?

Okay not going to lie the wording on this one is giving me hell. Maybe her E.G.O itself manifests on the iceberg due to her desperation to survive... I hadn't thought about the actual reason for the manifestation, honestly, but that seems to work rather well. Especially since Estella in immediate danger as well, so her determination and desperation would've been at an all time high. Her cell on Mephistopheles has a few inches of water on the floor and sheets of ice floating around. There's glass shards everywhere from broken picture frames that once held photos of her in her youth. When her mental state worsens (Or however worse it can already be LMFAO) the room floods, often leaking out into the hallway + her screaming can sometimes be heard. I HOPE THIS IS WHAT THE QUESTION MEANT?

🎨 — Do they have a signature color? What's its name and why was it picked?

Yes! Forlorn Navy (#22274D). Navy because it's a dark blue and. Ocean. Water. And forlorn was picked because John's existence is a hopeless and pitiful one :] In the beginning of the development, I was actually considering lavender as her color, too!

🌈 — What would be their title if they were a Color Fixer?

THE NAVY HEART! Navy again because of the waters + her Sinner color and heart because of her lifelong determination and persistence :] Also as a Color Fixer she'd generally be way fucking nicer LMFAO and quite generous

🍎 — What would their Distortion look like?

I'm so bad at these. Um. Um. Lots of ice involved. That's kind of all I have for this. SORRY.

GAIA

⛓️ — How does their base EGO manifest? What does the room in it look like?

I'm unsure how it would initially manifest, especially since her backstory as of right now is... Minimal, to say the least lmfao. Maybe after the death of Lace (her girlfriend)? Or whatever bad shit happens to Lace. I haven't quite decided what horrors Lace goes through. Gaia's cell is pitch black with the only light coming from the candles she watches over and keeps lit as though it's her only lifeline. Pages litter the floor, the notes she’s obsessively taken as she tries to piece her life together. When she’s doing poorly, the candles flicker, threatening to go out and leaving her helpless and alone. She can sometimes hear a voice speaking to her during these times, but the words themselves are indistinguishable.

🎨 — Do they have a signature color? What's its name and why was it picked?

Choleric Midnight (#640B6A)! Gaia is vaguely based off of a system member who's favorite color is purple so that's why purple was chosen lmfao. Midnight because Gaia is associated with darkness and the night and choleric because she's an asshole :sob:

🌈 — What would be their title if they were a Color Fixer?

The Violet Oracle...? Something something something Oracle of Darkness and all that

🍎 — What would their Distortion look like?

THIS ONE I CAN ACTUALLY ANSWER BECAUSE SHE DOES DISTORT! Actual design is undecided, but it focuses on birds (Especially owls) and time. Her face is obscured (Likely by a set of wings) and there's a gaping hole in her chest. A clock serves as a halo + She gains harpy legs + Her forearms are covered in feathers and her long acrylics turn into talons. After she recovers from Distorting, she has patches of down feathers on her chest and inner thighs and gains a nictating membrane :] Hopefully this is all alright? Again, Distortions aren't my specialty... I do like the idea of it permanently affecting her body, though.

[vaguehotels]

BLOG REDESIGN WOWOWOW IT LOOKS SO COOL!!!!!!!

(Idontgetanyofthereferencesbutilikethecolorssorrylol)

YAYYY THANKZ

*looks at you with my big sad wet eyes*. you should watch "who killed markiplier?". its about 50 minutes broken up into 4 videos and its genuinely so good. once you get over the mental hurdle of mark playing... nearly every character, its so so so clever and well thought out. the lore for wilford especially, the guy my theme is based around, is such a treat to piece together. even if you dont care abt markiplier (i did not at all b4 i started watching wkm) you can get into it. after wkm theres "a heist with markiplier", "a date with markiplier", and "in space with markiplier", as well as "wilford motherloving warfstache" and "damien". the first three function like basic choice making visual novels which is SO FUN. especially in space and heist theres a ton of fun endings to discover (AND characters. yancy sweep)!!!

SORRY old fixation rant. if nothing else i would actually die 1000 times (/pos) if you watched wmw because its my favorite of the non-playables apart from the final chapter of wkm. it might not make like... any sense but you'll see why i like wilford so much okay byeee

[3vi3evie]

How I got Male Manipulated by a TWINK pt 5/6(edit)?

okay guys… so yesterday jasmine sent like an anonymous report of this website our school uses and the police showed up at Jake’s house. he then like left the friend group chat and put “goodbye” on his insta note. Like what do you want that attention so bad… I just really need him to get better. pmo … then i had to talk to the school counselor today at like 10:30. So I was in science (Jake’s in that class and so is Miranda and Delilah) and Jake wasn’t there but he came to class with a note at like 10:25 but then I had to go to the counselor so that’s sus. I explained most of the things to the counselor and she said it was toxic and that what I have been doing is good and to make sure my friends set up boundaries as well so he doesn’t talk to them and stuff. she also said I have to report stuff if he’s gonna kill himself and bro I do not wanna talk to the police … but idk im scared bro… anyway that was just a quick update but tmr i get to see Billie eilish!!!!!!! yayyy ok bye ho

EDIT: bro he’s being fucking crazy. his insta notes are wildds. ima type them out but they won’t be exact.

“Idk if that was u but u need to stop its serious” he’s referring to the cops to his house i think

“try being taken from ur family forever” it’s not that deep lil bro that’s not gunna happen. obnoxious much

“this isn’t okay” WE ARE TRYING TO GET YOU HELP OMG PLS

I just really need him to get help and he can’t just dump his problems on people who aren’t like doctors and stuff. Also putting that on the internet? that’s kinda not… bro needs an evolution. an update even bc he sounds like a broken record

[gaysimpsstuff]

can you write a drabble of s/o age regressing after a scary situation and maybe hawks or dabi (whatever you feel) hugging them and just general fluff and comfort? I totally understand if you don't wanna write this so no pressure!!

Yeppers! As someone who experiences something similar to age regression/ little space, this will be based on my own experiences

Genre: Hurt/comfort

Type: headcanons/drabble

Warnings: Age regression/little space, crying, Manga spoilers for Dabi's backstory, reader being adorable

Other: I'm not %100 sure if I'd call my experience 'little space,' it's something that only showed up in the past year or so. Also, I usually only go into 'little space' when I'm very happy or comfortable or I'm doing something childish, and even after talking to people who actually age regress, I'm not sure what to call my experience.

Fluff Taglist: @smolchildfangirl @combat-wombatus @mandalorian-baby-bird @waffleareniceandfluffy @catcherisvibin @thesubtlewhore @popcatx0

Touya Todoroki/Dabi-

I feel like he doesn't understand it at first; like mans has never even heard of people who age regress until he met you.

When you first mentioned it to him, he was so confused.

"Okay so- hang on what?"

The first time you actually do it in front of him he literally has no idea what to do, he's so confused and probably more scared than you are.

He has the best intentions, but he did lock you in a room and call Toga for advice when you started to cry.

When you got big again, you were pissed.

And reasonably so.

It took a while, but he eventually got used to your little space and figured out what to do when you did this.

There was a point where he tried to deny how cute he thought it was- you acting like a child and doing childlike things.

He uses it as an opportunity to atone for the things he did as a child to his younger siblings, and as a way to feel like he can actually take care of something.

"Y/n, I'm back!" The door swung shut behind him as he stepped into your apartment, looking around, he couldn't see you. The whole place was a mess, books torn off their shelves and even some broken dishes in the kitchen.

Dabi frowned, he'd seen your apartment like this a couple of times before, usually what happens when you absolutely can't take it anymore.

He peeked inside your room, finding you sprawled on top of the sheets with your clothes still on, fast asleep.

He wished you'd called him, he knew he told you he was on a mission and not to bother him but if you had called he would've dropped anything and everything to appear by your side to comfort you throughout whatever caused this. He crept into your bedroom quietly, pulling the blankets you had kicked onto the ground up and over your body, turning the lights off.

He sighed, grabbing the broom and sweeping up the glass from the broken plate, and throwing it away. He put everything back in its place, even vacuuming the carpet so it was nice and soft when you woke up.

He was just finishing wiping down the counters when he heard you coming out of the bedroom. He turned his head to see you waddling towards him, rubbing your eyes and yawning.

"Touya?" you murmured, looking up at him "What are you doing here?"

"I live here too, y'know, it's only natural I come here in my free time," he explained. He felt your arms wrap around him, face pressing into his back.

"Warm..." your voice was soft, and he had to stop himself from burying his face into his arms to escape from the pure ball of cuteness that was hugging him. "Wanna cuddle."

He glanced over his shoulder at you, finding you staring up at him with a pout on your face, oh yeah you were definitely in 'smol mode' as he sometimes called it.

"Wanna cuddle, hm? Sorry baby you gotta wait until I'm finished cleaning."

"Nooooooo" you whined, slowly sliding down his body until you were clutching his leg. "Want cuddles!"

"Just let me fini-"

"Do that later! Cuddles now!"

Dabi chuckled, pressing a hand to his face.

"I can't- I just can't you're too cute like this." He shook his head, laughing now. "Okay fine, I'll cuddle you ya clingy lil baby~"

"Yayyy!" you were on your feet a moment later, arms in the air, giggling "I wanna wear your coat!" you pointed at his jacket, and he chuckled again, shrugging it off his shoulders and flinging it onto your back, helping your arms into the sleeves that were just a little too big for your body.

He pressed his lips against your forehead, looking down at you, he only saw pure love and admiration staring back up at you.

He had to protect this little bundle of joy in his life, this human that made him feel so happy, he would never let anything bad happen to you. When you were big again, he'd ask you what happened, and he'd make sure you'd call him if you were ever stressed.

But he did like the adorable faces you made when you were little.

Keigo Takami/Hawks-

He's a pro hero, he's done his research; so he knows what 'little space' is before he meets you.

But I can promise the commission probably made it seem like something gross, but you're his partner, he knows you're not some horrible person, so maybe he understands age regression wrong.

So.

Many.

Questions.

Like constant questions- it almost feels like he's interrogating you, like seriously it's getting old, Keigo

But he's so precious you kind of have to answer his questions.

Like Dabi, he finds you acting little to be the most adorable thing in the world, sometimes he leaves kid's stuff around the house hoping to trigger your little space so he can hold you and play with you.

He thinks of it as practice for when the two of you have children

The one day Keigo has off, to regrow his wings, all he really wants to do it sleep. Just lay in bed, wrapped up in his blankets and just dream and nap and snore and do nothing.

But little ole you had other plans.

"Keigooooooooo!"

The blonde bird boy shot upright in bed upon hearing your distressed call. He sped down the hall into the living room, panicked, only to find you sitting on the carpet with a box of crayons next to you, a coloring book open, page half filled in.

You looked up at Keigo with wide tear-filled eyes, shakily holding up the blue crayon snapped in half. Your lower lip quivered as you whimpered.

"I-it broke!" you cried, "I'm sorry it broke, Kei!" Keigo melted on the spot, slightly annoyed that you woke him up for something so small, but also-

Holy fuck you were just the cutest thing in the world.

He hoped your only stress would forever be broken crayons.

"It's okay, Y/n, things break sometimes, you're not in trouble." he cooed, sitting down next to you and patting your head.

"But- but it broke!" you exclaimed, sniffling

"It still functions though, doesn't it?" He scooched the coloring book closer to you, and you pressed the pointed end of the crayon against the paper, coloring the smiling puppy dog's nose blue.

You lit up, a bright smile spreading across your face, you cheered, bouncing up and down and hugging Keigo.

"It still works! It still works, Kei!" he giggled, holding you close to his body and enjoying the way you laughed.

"That's right! There's nothing that can't be resolved!" He pressed a kiss to your cheek, but couldn't hold himself back from attacking your entire face with little kisses.

"Keiiii noooo that tickles!" you giggled, pushing at him gently.

"One more? Please, baby?" he pleaded, pouting a little.

"Okiii!" you sat up, pressing your lips to his, pulling back with a laugh. "Can I have a juice box?"

"Of course," Keigo's face softened, you were just too precious, too cute, to perfect.

He really did hope the only thing you'd ever worry about was the crayon.

[lovesung127]

thoughts on wayv's album phantom

Phantom- love love love yangyang, hendery and winwin's deep voices in the beginning. winwin has lines it's insane. kun and ten ate on the vocals. xiaojun's high note ughhhh. i love yangyang's rap part. and the chorus eats so HARD AGHHH. the bridge is so crazy omg. THEY ALL LOOKED SO GOOD IN THE MV OMFG

Diamonds Only- i love love love. like the thickness of xiaojuns voice is so delicious i love. yangyang looked so hot in the track video i was melting. I LOVE THE PRECHORUS I THINK THATS WAHT ITS CALLED WITH XIAOJUN UGH. the chorus is sosoo good.

Good Life- okayyy i like the instrumental. this song is very summer by the beach at a resort vibes and im all for it. idk whos part it is I think it's either winwin or hendery BUT I LOVE IT. oooo the little instrumental break with the vocals is so good. HEHEHE YANGYANGS LITTLE SPEAKING PART HEHEHEHHE

Broken Love-oooo their voices are so pretty omgomg. i love love love this song. this song is very winter vibes perfect for the weather. hendery's rap ate. YASSS THE ENDING IS SOSOSO GOOOD

Bounce Back- OH??? THE OPENING ?? MY JAW IS DROPPED. YOOOO THE PRECHORUS??? YOOOO THE CHORUS? GIRRLLLL THIS SONG IS CRAZY omgomgomg xiaojun and yangyangs lines heheehe they all sound so hot. YAYYY WAV IS BACK WITH AN ASS SHAKER. OKAAYYY THE BRIDGE. the high notes??? BROOOO the ending is insane.

Try My Luck- whoa the opening is crazy. i thought this was gonna be a ballad but getting hit with hendery's rap OMFG. BROOO I LOVE THISSSS. this song is crazy. wait idk whos vocals they are BUT OMFG LIKE RIGHT AFTER THE CHORUS UGHHHH. F IT UP YANGYANG OKAAYYY

okay overall thoughts: THIS ALBUM ATE DOWN UGHH. NOT ONE BAD SONG AAAHHHHHHHH. i am speechless they really came back with a BANG. okay so I think my fave songs are broken love and bounce back and try my luck. but we have to see bc the songs are all too good. GO STREAMMM AND STAN WAYV

[ajolote-mexicano]

*asks about your hollow knight crossover*

Anon I owe you my life

SO

its all scatered but due to (smth i have to figure out uyghg) ghost gets brought to the ut game after a no mercy reset, Ghost just having ended the hollow knight ending, and while the radiance manages to come as well, her power is greatly weakened here

frisk n chara act as ghostly (?) narrators for this scared Lil monster (who they later learn is not a monster at all)

flowey cannot for the life of them find their soul after their first encounter and that immediately throws him off

okay so chara and frisk (who im going to refer as fc ) are like wtf but since they last did a no mercy they want to help this little dude do things right, and help them reset when they inevitably kill a monster bcs all they know its violence and danger, in a way the trio help each other with their trauma

so Toriel thinks a few monster might have escaped and are living somewhere outside, giving her hope, even making the little monster another outfit, but since ghost still has to leave the whole fight happens, but now she shuts herself off out of shame and grief

(I don't know if toriel finds out ghost is not a monster or if I wanna do that at the end)

the journey trought the underground still happens, with fc teaching ghost sign language trought it

FC tell ghost that maybe once they complete the journey they can go back home, (maybe with the help of the kings soul?)

the fun values are just right, and they met gaster's followers, who comment on how ghost has something that feels familiar abt them

anyway so flowey is following ofc but is afraid of ghost bcs 1, no soul, and two, they're a new event in their resets and can fight, so they keep their distance

but still theres a lot of stuff familiar abt them, like how they react to certain events, or how just out of the corner of their eye they can see glimpses of their long lost best friend and someone who looks extremely faimiliar

so, since they have no soul, but seem able to control it he gets immersed in them because no soul vessel solidarity, he tells Asgore abt how this monster kid might have the key to freedom, (he still wants the human souls after all) and so asgore still tries to kill them

ghost, being reminded of the pale king goes absolutely no mercy on asgore, trying to get his soul to try and go back to everyone, but oh suprise, radiance is mbig mad so she stops them, finally having some sort of control over asgore and making the weakened goat monster try and fight them again, but before she can do more damage look..! is your favorite flower getting six human souls!

omaga flowey fight ensues, but oh no..! whats that? some of his attacks look sickly orange dont you think

so flowey now has to struggle for control of the human souls + the radiance + whatever game 4th wall breaking fuckery is going on

everyone is like wtf but the rest of the game goes as normal up until the true lab ending section, where alphys tries to study the radiance (idk what happens here dkfjdfjg but nothing mayor as the game continues )

so! new asgore fight, ghost uses the pie to lower asgores defenses...but!!

so now all his orange attacks are radiance infected, but its still pretty minimal

where everyone in the underground comes to help their small bug friends the asriel fight happens, ghost, chara and frisk fighting asriel once again

the ending comes, and the barrier is broken! yayyy

but theres now some orange mushrooms in waterfall, and the golden flowers also get an orange hue

so now everyones is like wtf but

they pretend they do not see it

exept alphys, as flowey asked her about the vessel and she takes interest in them,asking ghost if they have something to do with void because she feels like they could help w something, then she promises to help them go back after they explain their situation

this is at the end scene, once the credits start however, the screen starts glitching,

ghost and the fc gang find themselves in the pause screen, an all black void screen

uh oh old man gaster is there, since hes also void he could connect to different universes and hollow could help him get out, but (might change) he needs the radiance gone, he brought them here, but can't take them back, so good thing alphys is here! so after some fuckery they go back to hollow knight and chara and frisk are still there as ghostly companions

they get out the black egg w/o anyone noticing, tho hornet goes ape bcs it seems like the radiance is returning

the only way to defeat the radiance is to achieve the godseeker dlc ending, in wich chara and frisk help w the fights

during hornets fight she seems to notice something, using some time to ask ghost abt stuff w the radiance and if theyre okay, but the godsekker notices and cuts it short

hornet sees godsekker and finds them, determined to defeat the radiance herself

its all messy from there on but like, hornet does the godsekker trial too, helping in keeping the radiance at bay, and once its time to defeat the absolute radiance everyone helps

once its done ghost says their goodbyes to chara n frisk (idk how they return but alphys helps skdjfn) and nods to hornet, hornet waking up where she feel asleep next to two empty masks

when the cf gang returns home its to their normal timeline, as if they ended the pacifist route as normal, except theres a new house where an old royal doctor lives

hes retired, and (pretends?) not to know about the other timelines, Alphys is confused about the timelines but understands more overall

aaaand since ghost is a god now, they can say fuck it and go visit sometimes, no one remembers them but they experience dejavu

idk if fc would visit hallownest thooooooo

like, maybe they do and get scaled down , and when ghost visits they either get scaled up and stay tiny due to no more timeline messing, idk

aaaaaaaaand that's all I have skjdfnsdjkf

Thank you so much for asking aaaaaa!!!

Feel free to (please) ask me more!

[stray-tori]

TUMBLR DID IT.

RETAGS IN ACTIVITY.

YAYYY-

except if its xkit i havent tried deactivating it but it looks built-in...

edit: Hold on, its broken lol. im seeing no reblogs at all in the activity page. great.

edit 2: okay if i filter OUT likes, then I see reblogs. epic. but i’d still like to SEE the likes, just maybe... not taking up that much space. Or being able to toggle to see “only replies / retags / reblogs with comments” like xkit did :(

[fandom-will-be-my-fall]

Melodies of Doom

Hey there y’all, I’m posting a ficlet here now bc I don’t find it to be good enough for my writer’s blog. This is a reader-insert thingy. Very short, too.

Working for Zim had its benefits. If only a few, there were still some.

One of them was hanging out with GIR.

He wasn’t the smartest little robot out there, that’s true, but he was honestly precious. A loyal, goofy little servant who malfunctions from time to time and does crazy things. He just wants to be accepted. I like him a lot.

I thought taking him grocery shopping was a good idea since he’s super strong and can carry stuff for me, plus, as far as I know, he isn’t very busy. Sure, he might have a secret life like Parry the Platypus, but how much is the probability of that? He mostly just stays around the house and eats sweets, occasionally takes a pig home, or goes on a mission with his master.

Unfortunately, the radio couldn’t drown out his (in fact horrible) singing.

- …Doom doom doom do-doom, doom do-doom doom…

It became harder and harder to pay attention to the road. The first few minutes I didn’t mind, but it quickly got unbelievably annoying. I didn’t have the heart to yell at him though, so I needed to be tactful.

I briefly turned to him with a frown and sighed.

- GIR, could you-

- DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM-

- Could you please-

- DOOM DO-DOOM DOOM DOOM-

- Do you want to… DO YOU WANT TO LEARN A NEW SONG?

Finally, he stopped. He turned to me with eyes sparkling of excitement.

- Yeeeees?

- …So um…

Let’s be honest, anything would be better than the Doom Song. However, that anything just wasn’t willing to come to my mind. Up until an iconic tune hit my ears and saved me from my misery; I turned up the volume of the radio and started singing along.

- Somebody once told me, the world was gonna roll me, I ain’t the sharpest tool in the she-ed…

All Star! Perfect! He listened to my voice with curiosity. Maybe if I continue, I can engrave it into his tiny mind.

- She was looking kind of dumb, with her finger and her thumb, in the shape of an L on her forehead…

He seemed to like what he hears, tilting his head from side to side to the rhythm. Aww.

- Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, fed to the rules and I hit the ground running, didn’t make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb…

I sang along cheerfully while speeding through the street with relief. I’m positive I did humanity a favor.

Our trip ended at the same time as the song did; I felt a little sad even, for having to finish it. I got out of the car with my cotton bags in hand.

- Well that was nice… You can sing this song when we go back to Zim, I’m sure he’ll love it - I added, just for the sake of the meme.

- Okay! - he replied, like the cutie he is.

I broke into a small smile at the thought, then waved my arm around opening the autodoor as if I had telekinetic powers.

- Alright, to the cookie aisle we go!

- YAYYY!!! COOKIES!!!

…

We got back to the base, carrying a shitton of bags, most of them filled with snacks and only some contained miscellaneous groceries. I climbed into the trashcan where I belong, GIR following me happily.

When we were underground GIR kicked in the door despite it being fully capable of opening on its own and went:

- SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME-

Zim was working on a machine at the moment; it made a broken noise and fell to bits in that instant. Needless to say Zim was pissed.

- GIR!!!

I stared at the scene with wide eyes. Maaaybe I shouldn’t have taught him this song.

- …Oops.

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Don’t be silly. I want to stay up with you.” Louie and someone

"Don’t be silly. I want to stay up with you," Louie smiled up at his uncle as he hugged him. They were both sitting on the sofa in the living room of the boat, and the little toddler had broken out his puppy eyes for this. "This is just to get out of bed time isn't it?" Donald raised an eyebrow. "What? Of course not! Its because I looooooove you," he snuggled himself into his uncle's arm. "Har Har Lou. I know what's going on here. Go to bed," Donald laughed it off and went back to his laptop. Louie broke the hug and crossed his arms with a stubborn huff. "Well that's no fun," he pouted. Donald snorted. His littlest nephew never ceased to amuse. "Well... What are ya doing?" Louie crawled back over and looked at the laptop screen. "Looking for a new oven," the last one had been broke for a week. It had near exploded while he starred taking dinner for when the boys got home. "Oooo I like that one," Louie pointed to a shiny green model. Donald shook his head with a smile and clicked on it. It was a pretty sleek design but it was far too expensive. "Buy it! Buy it! Buy it!" The little boy smiled up at him. "I..." Donald grimaced. "Pweeeaaassseeee?" Louie pulled out his extra extra special puppy dog eyes he used when he wanted something. "I'll add it to cart and we'll see," Donald patted his head and added it to cart. "Yayyy," Louie was satisfied. Donald sighed tiredly and continued looking down bland models of ovens he knew would all break in about a year and were all too pricey. It wasn't helping that Louie was there pointing out all of the green ones and insisting he should buy it. With his sharp mind he'd be able to notice he got a new one that wasn't green and have a fit. "Are you gonna buy other things unca Donald?" Louie asked. "Oh um... No. Not for now. Maybe later," Donald closed his laptop. "Why not?" Louie cocked his head. "Because we don't need anything new right now. We got what we need right here," Donald gestured to the room. Louie looked around and shrugged. "I guess," he complied. It was obvious he didn't agree. Donald sighed. "Look kiddo, its the best we got so... We're gonna keep it that way, okay bud?" he asked. Louie sat and thought a moment."Okay," he shrugged. Donald sighed and wrapped an arm around him."You know I try right?" Donald asked. "You try very hard Unca Donald," Louie nodded. "Good," he smiled and kiss the top of his head. Louie 'bleh'ed in protest. "Now its time for bed.""No! I wanna stay with you!" Louie protested profusely. "C'mon Louie, its time for bed. Please, go to sleep," Donald pleaded. "No!" he shouted. "Louie," Donald gave a stern frown. "No! I wanna stay with you!" Louie held onto his uncle. He was shaking. Donald immediately changed his tone. "Why do you say that Lou?" he asked genuinely. "B-because... I-I don't wanna loose you..." the boy didn't look up at him. Donald held him close. "Louie I'm gonna be okay," he tried to assure. "B-but I-I dreamed..." he had a nightmare. Of course he did. That's why he was being so extra clingy all day. "It was just that. A dream. I'll be okay," he kissed the top of his head and Louie didn't protest this time. "O-okay. I'll believe it if you do," Louie face a crooked and tired smile. "Attaboy," Donald smiled too, "Do you think you can sleep now?""I-I wanna sleep with you..." Louie said. Donald slowly nodded. "Well alright, come on them," Donald got up and helped the little boy up and together they went to bed.