#okay but what the fuck

[zuxxle]

this fandom is getting so unhinged

WHY ARE THERE CHARACTER.AI BOTS ON FUCKING EMOTIONS

[tankerfishthesimp]

sometimes i thank fuck a few years ago that did not happen and my mother did not follow her thoughts

[klaussal]

You know what I want to do to you? I want to hold you down. Strap you down. Blindfold you. Earphones with asmr audios of Schizophrenia voices. Ghostly and longingly.

I want to slowly pour water over your face. Every time I stop, and you gasp for breath, I want to do it again. And again. Then the rag- classic waterboarding. Why not? It's delicious.

Then I'll get the knife, and start cutting into you. Your sides, your hips, your thighs. Back up your stomach, to your chest. I like your ribs, too. So pretty. You're so thin, I can see them without even opening your chest.

But I want an even closer look. I want to see them. Let me see your ribs, would you?

You don't have a say in it. It's easier to cut into you than the others. Less fat. You and those pretty little ribs of yours.

I slide the blade between each rib, and crack them, separate them, one by one.

Oh, if only Davey could see you now. Ribs spread, so beautiful.

Fucking perfect.

I can't wait for our fun.

Can you? (:

[the-nefarious-vampire]

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[jiiyawns]

it's still april, happy sonic death month

inspired by

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

while we wait.

may i offer you all a pubby?? lil bby barns?

[thatsthewaythechrissycrumbles]

dolly I love you 😘

spotify wrapped goes crazy

[paperlignes]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-2024) SEASON 6, EPISODE 5: NANDOR'S ARMY

[bubbarnes]

“... is that Bucky?”

[inkskinned]

hey btw if you're in the USA at  2:20 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Oct. 4, they're testing the emergency broadcast system. your phone is probably going to make a really loud noise, even if it's on silent. there's a backup date on the 11th if they need to postpone it.

if you're not in a safe situation and have an extra phone, you should turn that phone completely off beforehand.

additionally, if you're like me, and are easily startled; i recommend treating it like a party. have a countdown or something. be surrounded by your loved ones. take the actions you personally need to take to make yourself safe.

i have already seen mockery towards any person who feels nervous about this. for the record, it completely, completely valid to have "emergency broadcast sounds" be an anxiety trigger. do not let other people make fun of you for that. emergency sounds are legitimately engineered to make us take action; those of us with high levels of anxiety and/or neurodivergence are already pre-disposed to have a Bad Time. sometimes it is best to acknowledge that the situation will be triggering for some, and to prepare for that; rather than just saying "well that's stupid, it's just a test."

"loud scary sound time" isn't like, my favorite thing, but we can at least try to prevent some additional anxiety by preparing for it. maybe get yourself a cake? noise cancelling headphones? the new hozier album? whatever helps. love u, hope you're okay. we are gonna ride it out together.

[wynandcore]

Saw the sonic 3 trailer are you telling me the movie based on Sonic Adventure 2 is Not anti-military??? No anti-authority theming here?? Nothing?? The game where a kid gets gunned down? Where Shadow’s grief and hate for humanity is BECAUSE of the military?? Where Sonic runs from the cops and is consistently annoyed at their existence?

[introspectivememories]

was it casual when i sat in your lap in public? was it casual when i said "recently my heart is crying because you're leaving"? was it casual when we decided how your last name would fit with mine? ("yuki tsunoda-gasly" / "no tsunoda, only gasly" / "yuki gasly?") was it casual when we sang adele's "someone like you" together at your going away party? was it casual when i knew it was you just by touching your ass? was it casual when i knew it was you by smell alone? was it casual when "will you miss me?" / "for 2-3 minutes maybe" / "i'll take that. even if it's just 2-3 minutes, i'll take that"? was it casual when that bus was completely empty and we still sat right next to each other, all the way in the back? was it casual when i picked you up multiple times so you could dunk a basketball? was it casual when i begged to come over to your house multiple time and then you finally let me and we cooked fried rice together? was it casual when we played christmas twister together and i said "your big eggplant is touching my ass"? was it casual when we were pressed up against each other on a scooter going two miles per hour? was it casual when-

[naturecalls111]

unorthodox murder mystery

[sandflakedraws]

re : how each brother reacts learning that they can't go back

you'll have to pry the "all the Brozone Bros knew what happened at the tree" headcanon outta my cold, dead dead dead hands.