#okai ill shut up now

[rodent-king-buunii]

you ever think the SE kids had like a "how tf do i use this?" moment?

like the figurin it out phase had to bee fuckin hilarious, right?

imagine w me, if you will

Maka, the usual flexible n fierce fighter, accidentally bonkin the shit outta herself w Soul. full blown try to swing but her n Soul are like AA FUCK bc she swung in such a way where he came in too close?

Star is always the fuckin knuckle-head but a v skilled hand to hand. think he had a moment where he just fuckin hurls Baki n she just fuckin... team rocketed off somewhere? n had to come back like "well... im sorry.. i spun too fast" when in reality star just fuckin chucked her.. like... brute force n she couldnt NOT go??

even Kidd!! Liz n Patt had easier times dealin bc its all they knew but then this fuckin Kidd[pun intended] comes around n is like "but what if upside-down guns??" n just stuck w it cause hes too embarrassed to say somethin about it?? so he just kept it, it works better anyways? he strengthens those pinkies bc fuck you hes just built different.

[boonjur]

Picture day

[dungeonmechoui]

Unprofessional yuri save me.. save me unprofessional yuri.. (image description in alt text)

[casualavocados]

…It's nice. You're so noisy. […] Actually, it'd be better if we died together. That way, neither of us would have to suffer the pain of losing the other, right? Shut up.

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 13

[flowersnax]

updated my status quo bois designs (ids in alt)

bonus hcs :) (ids in alt for these as well ofc)

[michaelshelleyenthusiast]

Okay I feel like this has definitely been pointed out before but! In case it hasn't I was re-listening to mag 22 (Colony) and something clicked for me

In mag 16 (Arachnophobia) Carlos Vittery mentioned this:

And in mag 22 Martin finds Prentiss in the basement of Vittery's apartment so the fucking worms in mag 16 that were 'feeding the spiders' were the same fucking worms as the ones Prentiss has!!!

This is such a small detail but I find it so fucking cool this is the first time I've noticed it in the 5 times I've listened to this podcast isn't the world so beautiful

[nebulanightsky]

Suddenly remembers their dark experiences with an alternate version of their counterpart

[ybcpatrick]

like i'm so fucking ill about it. the (shipped) gold standard was the last song they needed to play to have performed every single song off of folie à deux live at least once. the record that has caused them the most pain. the one that they avoided like the plague for over a decade after its release, save for i don't care and the occasional instances of disloyal order, what a catch, or 20 dollar nose bleed when they toured with panic! that one time. the one that patrick wouldn't even talk about, for the longest time. it got them booed visciously, it got them dissected by critics, it got them pelted with garbage and glowsticks at shows, it got them stressed and strained to the point of needing to pause all efforts as a band to make sure they could still stay FRIENDS in the wake of it, and now it is the only fall out boy record that they have played 100% of, INCLUDING lullabye and fucking pavlove. and the last song left was (shipped).

you can only blame your problems on the world for so long. i want to scream "i love you" from the top of my lungs, but i'm afraid that someone else will hear me.

(or, they used to be afraid. evidently, not anymore.)

[mikodrawnnarratives]

Isabald

[spicyvampire]

I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his moans echoed on this audio of a sex tape with one of my best friends' moans that I also immediately recognized on the tape. I would know the sounds he makes while having sex in death, at the end of the world.

[deedala]

Ian x Debbie + just hashtag gay ginger middle children things

[randomfingthings]

Atp I'm fully expecting a shoey proposal in 2025 😚🙏

[jtg073]

kh sketchbook doodle cuz the brainrot is taking over

kinda messed up the filters cuz there was a weird shadow when taking the image,,,,,

edit: just realised, also kinda messed up axels hair 😞

[pointlesscandies]

A moment of silence for Diew because now that’s he’s joined their friend group he’ll never get to experience silence again

[biohazzrds]

Leon the typa guy to ask for a treat after sex

[that-gay-guy-from-hell]

You know, I can't ever get over the scene where V and Urizen merge. And it's not what you're thinking. It's not cause I was shell-shocked by it (I had it spoiled before playing tee-hee). It's not cause V and Urizen are (basically) never gonna show up again- IT'S BECAUSE VERGIL LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING NURSING HOME PATIENT THAT IS SUFFERING MEMORY LOSS.

THIS IS THE FACE OF A MAN WHO IS CONFUSED AND UNSURE OF WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. Vergil was out here thinking he was gonna die but fate said, for the 8000nth time, "Fuck you bitch; live goddamnit~✨!"

Tell me I'm not the only one who just dies laughing every time I see this.

"What- Where am I? Huh, our house looks a lot different than I remember... Why do I remember being dressed like an emo stripper- what is happening---- Oh hey, Dante and *probably* Dante's son." (100% believe that Vergil thought Nero was Dante's)

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