#okai ill shut up now

[rodent-king-buunii]

you ever think the SE kids had like a "how tf do i use this?" moment?

like the figurin it out phase had to bee fuckin hilarious, right?

imagine w me, if you will

Maka, the usual flexible n fierce fighter, accidentally bonkin the shit outta herself w Soul. full blown try to swing but her n Soul are like AA FUCK bc she swung in such a way where he came in too close?

Star is always the fuckin knuckle-head but a v skilled hand to hand. think he had a moment where he just fuckin hurls Baki n she just fuckin... team rocketed off somewhere? n had to come back like "well... im sorry.. i spun too fast" when in reality star just fuckin chucked her.. like... brute force n she couldnt NOT go??

even Kidd!! Liz n Patt had easier times dealin bc its all they knew but then this fuckin Kidd[pun intended] comes around n is like "but what if upside-down guns??" n just stuck w it cause hes too embarrassed to say somethin about it?? so he just kept it, it works better anyways? he strengthens those pinkies bc fuck you hes just built different.

[dungeonmechoui]

Unprofessional yuri save me.. save me unprofessional yuri.. (image description in alt text)

[casualavocados]

…It's nice. You're so noisy. […] Actually, it'd be better if we died together. That way, neither of us would have to suffer the pain of losing the other, right? Shut up.

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 13

[ybcpatrick]

like i'm so fucking ill about it. the (shipped) gold standard was the last song they needed to play to have performed every single song off of folie à deux live at least once. the record that has caused them the most pain. the one that they avoided like the plague for over a decade after its release, save for i don't care and the occasional instances of disloyal order, what a catch, or 20 dollar nose bleed when they toured with panic! that one time. the one that patrick wouldn't even talk about, for the longest time. it got them booed visciously, it got them dissected by critics, it got them pelted with garbage and glowsticks at shows, it got them stressed and strained to the point of needing to pause all efforts as a band to make sure they could still stay FRIENDS in the wake of it, and now it is the only fall out boy record that they have played 100% of, INCLUDING lullabye and fucking pavlove. and the last song left was (shipped).

you can only blame your problems on the world for so long. i want to scream "i love you" from the top of my lungs, but i'm afraid that someone else will hear me.

(or, they used to be afraid. evidently, not anymore.)

[spicyvampire]

I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his moans echoed on this audio of a sex tape with one of my best friends' moans that I also immediately recognized on the tape. I would know the sounds he makes while having sex in death, at the end of the world.

[deedala]

Ian x Debbie + just hashtag gay ginger middle children things

[nebulanightsky]

Suddenly remembers their dark experiences with an alternate version of their counterpart

[randomfingthings]

Atp I'm fully expecting a shoey proposal in 2025 😚🙏

[pointlesscandies]

A moment of silence for Diew because now that’s he’s joined their friend group he’ll never get to experience silence again

[biohazzrds]

Leon the typa guy to ask for a treat after sex

[that-gay-guy-from-hell]

You know, I can't ever get over the scene where V and Urizen merge. And it's not what you're thinking. It's not cause I was shell-shocked by it (I had it spoiled before playing tee-hee). It's not cause V and Urizen are (basically) never gonna show up again- IT'S BECAUSE VERGIL LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING NURSING HOME PATIENT THAT IS SUFFERING MEMORY LOSS.

THIS IS THE FACE OF A MAN WHO IS CONFUSED AND UNSURE OF WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. Vergil was out here thinking he was gonna die but fate said, for the 8000nth time, "Fuck you bitch; live goddamnit~✨!"

Tell me I'm not the only one who just dies laughing every time I see this.

"What- Where am I? Huh, our house looks a lot different than I remember... Why do I remember being dressed like an emo stripper- what is happening---- Oh hey, Dante and *probably* Dante's son." (100% believe that Vergil thought Nero was Dante's)

MASTER LIST FOR TUMBLR

[harbingersglory]

i know i said more dom!reader blah blah blah sorry arlecchino rotted my brain severely. tmasc bunny!arle giving me severe brain damage /pos

(he/him prns used for arle)

at a glance, the big ears and small puffball of a tail might temporarily make you think Arlecchino is far sweeter then he actually is. how could anyone who looked so cute be anything but, right?

but you know better. you serve under Lord Arlecchino - literally. tucked under his desk while he makes you slobber and choke all over his strap. you barely get to breathe with his hand fisted in your hair, keeping you right where he wants you. if you've been particularly exemplary on your little missions, he might even let you sit on his lap. though whether thats worse or not is debatable, making you cockwarm him as he works. and you'd better keep quiet, too. he's not above muzzling you or just straight up shoving his fingers into your mouth to silence you while you squirm on his lap.

maybe if you last until he's done he'll fuck you properly. bend you over his desk and pound your pretty little holes until you're unable to stand. he'll still make you clean up his strap afterwards, of course.

it's when he's in a bad mood that he really gets going. sheds the act of polite, dignified little bunny. no, he's here to break you in and use you like the little toy you are. and you'll let him, won't you? drooling all over his strap when he fucks your throat raw, drags you into the nearest room the moment he sees you to watch your eyes roll back into your head as his cock stretches you out..

he's just as much of a mess as you are when he's this pent up, though. he doesn't bother keeping up appearances when he just has some pent up stress to get out. if you could even think straight you'd notice his puffball of a tail wagging and his ears drooping as he ruts into you, panting and grunting against your ear when you cum around his strap for the tenth time. you could almost swear you heard him whimper, but you'll be in a world of punishment if you mention it the next day (he absolutely did).

[idontlikeem]

they make me so absolutely violently ill.

'so like you once told me, i wish you more goals, more points, more games, and of course, more cups.'

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[jessidogg]

We Never Have Enough Of Branch 💕

REBLOG IF BRANCH IS YOUR LIL

C I N N A M O N R O L L

[b0nelessdoodles]

fellas, is it gay to get flustered when your colleague wraps his magic around you to keep you out of trouble? ���

[pandoraroid]

another thing i lowkey want at the wedding is the wolves referencing an inside joke... like something from their childhood or teenage years thar still cracks them up to this day. could be something already mentioned before or also something new i'd want it either way.