#ok. sorry

[mchi22]

[eggtargaryenii]

re: jace jerking off to the thought of you in that dress. I must admit I lost control and started writing smut about it in the context of him reminiscing about it several years later after the two of you get hitched . here u go

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You were so lovely before him in this dress. Beautiful. It made Jacaerys feel terrible of the thoughts he was having of you.

Even when you first wore it to that banquet so many years ago, back when you were both young and green for the Dance of Dragons had not yet happened, Jace had been rendered speechless by the sight of you in it. He did not know where to look, for it bared so much of your arms, your thighs, the swell of your breasts. And gods—even where the dress covered you, it did a poor job of it. The silks were so sheer; whenever the light hit it a particular way, it revealed too much of the soft contours of your body.

It was the silhouette of your thighs that made him feel particularly mad. The silk clung to you so snugly, and he could see the shadow of your thighs, the apex of them—but nothing else. All he could think at that banquet, agonised by how tight his breeches were, was whether or not you were wearing smallclothes. Whether you were laughing and drinking and dancing in that hall, body pressed against his—all while you were bare and exposed beneath that dress.

And Seven Hells, did he hate himself for it—but the thought plagued him the whole time. Plagued him all night once he'd returned to his quarters, plagued him until finally he gave into his base urges and took himself into his hand. His cock throbbed hotly in his grip as he sullied you with his sordid fantasies—as he thought about pressing against you so tightly against himself as he danced until you could not help but feel him against your ass. As he thought about your body’s reactions to his, your silks clinging to your thighs as they grew sticky with your need. As he thought about reaching under the slit travelling up your thigh, your cunt bare and wet and sweet for him as he touched you.

It was—filthy. He was loath to disgrace you with these thoughts. All his life, he'd only ever wanted to treat you honourably, to be a respectful friend and later a proper husband. But Jacaerys had not been able to stop himself from thinking of taking you to his chambers, had not been able to stop himself from imagining himself bending you over and mounting you like some kind of beast. He wanted to press his throbbing cock against that dress, feel the wetness of your core through its silk. He wanted to rut against your cunt through the sheer cloth, and then he wanted to tear it aside so that he could press the head of his cock against your bare cunt. As he spilled himself all over his hand, he wished that he was instead spilling into you, pumping your womb full of his seed.

And now that you were before him in this dress again—his lovely, beautiful wife—it was all Jace could think of once more.

[prettyboykatsuki]

oliver and the horrible nasty surge of pride in his chest whenever u debase yourself for him

[twink-between-worlds]

damn new iron lung update is wild

[morgombie]

Oh, you've never gone off planet before? Do you think you'd ever get the chance to?

"Of course I will. When I'm ready, and plan to take my rightful place as emperor. For now, though, I'll simply enjoy my time here as best I can."

[careerboyfriend]

i complimented an old man today and he just stared at me looking so scared and confused

[awesamcozy]

and u know he got them rp skils *tucks hair behind ear*

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

[blabberoo]

headcanoning Ford is a much bigger menace than Stan during highschool days but he gets away with it..

[trainwreckgenerator]

my evening

[mar64ds]

ok i'm back. so. thomas toontown is canonically aroace. needless to say thomas has been an incredibly important character to me this year. i have written long paragraphs about why the way this character is written meant a lot to me and it was overall very very well handled, even if they never outright stated that he was aspec. i have talked about the fact that they are an incredibly good example on how to write an aromantic character, make their aromanticism an important part of their character, and not just a fun fact you read on twitter. thomas toontown is VERY very dear to me, i have joked that they are the character of the year for me. I made a very long comic about how aspec they are and it's some of my best work, i put a lot of care in that one.

thomas has been a very important character for me, but a tiny tiny part of myself had that worry most aspec people have... 'what if this character is not aspec'. what if the writers never intended for them to be aspec. what if they give them a love interest. what if none of this means anything. Another part of myself also thought 'what if they ARE aspec... but they never really ever confirm it' which is complicated, cause like i said i thought he has always been a very well written aspec character even if it was never confirmed. but the thing is... i do want characters to say that they are aspec. i like reading between lines for a while, but at some point i want it to be obvious. we get other lgbt+ characters and most of the time they make those very obvious, hell, in toontown they have confirmed characters that are gay and trans but until now... that wasn't the case with the aspec character. it was just implied. a part of me worried toontown would make what many franchises do and avoid to put any focus on the aspec character, never really confirming it

so really, you have no idea how huge today's announcement was. that thomas toontown himself is actually canonically aroace. i know it might just been obvious to most people and this doesn't seem like a big deal. but you have no idea how big this is for me. not only cause i love toontown and i love thomas and i have been talking about this 'headcanon' for a while... I have also never really had the experience of having a character be implied to be aspec and then confirmed to be aspec. Aspec characters exist, obviously oh my god, i have enjoyed plenty of aspec stories that have changed my life, but those times i KNEW i was getting an aspec story, i KNEW i was getting aspec characters. I have never got into a series with multiple characters and saw one that I really really believed in my heart that they COULD be aspec... and for the first time, for that to actually be confirmed. this is HUGE for me. i'm not lying when i said i had tears in my eyes, i was hysterical, because a funny guy in the funny toons game was confirmed to be aspec and for that to actually and genuinely mean something. because this is not a twitter aroace fun fact, this is a confirmation of years of a really well written aroace character. we won today, for once aspecs won

[frownyalfred]

love the idea of the Batfamily getting stopped and searched in the family car on the way back to the Manor and everyone’s tense expecting Jason to be the one packing like twelve guns but it’s Alfred? Alfred is absolutely unbelievably strapped up to high heaven? And he somehow manages to talk to the cops out of arresting him or even giving him a ticket?

Bruce is just standing on the side of the road pinching the bridge of his nose. Jason is grinning so widely his face is about to rip. Alfred’s guns are all sitting on the hood of the car and there’s at least three there that Bruce remembers taking away and destroying. Dick is taking pictures on his phone to send to Barbara and trying not to laugh. Tim has Kon on speaker narrating it…

[mutualcombat]

*bites ur scruff*

[full on twitter]

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

meditations on first philosophy (1641) - rene descartes

"who give a shit"

[denagraves]

me with ron

[aminta]

skyler white: youre a drug dealer and youve been lying to and gaslighting me this whole time about what you've been doing. i think you are an active danger to myself and this household but you refuse to move out of the house or let me receive a divorce. what do you have to say for yourself?

walt: