#ok to rb *thumbs up*

[saintadeline]

OCs are seriously the only thing I've been thinking about lately... Have a few again

[klesek]

novem-bur day 9: dsmpbur! 1st is my design dead ghostbur, but specifically spirit from fwiatc :3 (a few details abt him under the cut for funsies) 2nd. lovejoy lyric. cwilbur. throws him at a wall. u get me 3rd i Think this i drew that w the intention of him being lmanburg or early pogtopia cwilbur ? not sure but i like it and drew it for this so. u get him

prompt list

(fwiatc link) so. spirit. dead ghostbur. his whole thing in fwiatc is 1. he got run over by a train dw abt it and 2. hes aware that hes a character in a story (as in the dsmp story not the fic story that level of 4th wall breaking still isnt for a good while lmao) and so therefore, that, of course, creates conflict in cc!wgpitftf(x)wiatcetothatcaus ! theres a damn reason why its called cc!wilbur gets punched in the face. because he does. by spirit. i would talk more abt him here but it is late and im going to sleep!

[dawntheduckrb]

Waiting for an opportunity to say words like

[lemongogo]

[0wllight]

ms paint so funny i was too lazy to plug in my tablet so take these two abominations i made (i'm especially fond of sharp chin shoujo venom)

[derrypubliclibrary]

anyone else up feeling like the only thing keeping them alive is the glass shards that are burying themselves in your palms?

[luffysprincess]

LIE DETECTOR TEST : BACHIRA MEGURU

⊹ summary : the blue lock boys are invited to take a lie detector test, but they’ve got to answer twitter’s unfiltered questions

⊹ pairing : bachira meguru x reader (established relationship)

⊹ wc : 640

⊹ warnings : fem!reader with she/her pronouns, reader is referred to as a “wife”, suggestive/nsfw. MINORS DNI

⊹ a/n : i recommend reading isagi’s version first for more context and a hugee thank you to @nymphsdomain for finding the link to a rb and to aali <3 (@tteokdoroki ) for reblogging this and isagi’s parts in the first place bc shes the reason these could even be found again!! 

⊹ isagi’s version I kunigami’s version

Isagi could only huff out as he tucked his phone back into his pockets. He should’ve expected this honestly, considering he’s known the man for years now.

It’s been quite some time since Bachira’s been hooked up to the machine. Only a few minutes were spent calibrating it with some straightforward questions, but since then, he’s gone into full, honest detail to every question Twitter had for him. And it had every person in the room looking at him with either pure shock and/or amusement.

“…and that’s when I had her squirting all over the back of the team’s bus”

Kunigami spit out his water, and Isagi’s eyes grew wider than ever before as they both turned to him.

“What?! When did this happen?!”

Bachira chuckled at their reaction, “Last match ♡”

“Milo?”

“No lies so far,” Milo laughed.

“Wait…don’t Rin and Barou always sit in the back…“

“Yup” Bachira answered proudly.

“Oh my god. They’re gonna kill you when they watch this.”

��That’s if they watch it. Which they won’t.”

“Alright next question! Twitter user @/bachirasbitch asks What’s your wildest sexual fantasy and why does it include me?”

Kunigami whistles, “Your fans are just as shameless as you”.

“They’re right though. It does include them. And the rest of my fans too.” Bachira chuckles at the looks he’s getting from his teammates before continuing, “I’ve always wanted an audience for what me and Y/N do behind closed doors. I think it’d be pretty exciting knowing someone’s watching me pleasure my wife.”

“You should make an only fans account then,” the interviewer suggests. “Your fans would probably love that.”

“Now who says I don’t already have one,” he winks back.

“Well do you?”

“I don’t have to answer that. I’m here to answer Twitter, not you” he grins.

“Fair enough,” the man sighs. “Let’s see, we’ve got time for one more question for you. @/bluelickmyclit asks What’s the most awkward thing that’s ever happened between you and one of your teammates?”

“Ooh I like this question.”

“I don’t” chimed Isagi.

“So before my wife and I moved into our apartment, we used to be next door neighbors with Yoichi. The way the floor plan was had us sharing a wall between our bedrooms. I know, silly design. Now this happened quite some time ago; before I got married, and back when this guy—” he points his thumb over to Isagi who’s hiding his face in his hands “—was single. I don’t know if I’d call this the most awkward incident but it was pretty awkward, ‘cause there wasn’t a single night we went to sleep without hearing him moan out Y/N’s name. And I mean every night—“

“Ok!” Isagi interrupted, cheeks and ears tinted pink. “I think they get it”

“I don’t know why it took him so long to realize the walls were paper thin. Y/N and I aren’t exactly the quietest people out there. He had to have heard us every night too— ow” Isagi cut him off with a punch to the arm, sick of his teasing which only furthered Bachira’s amusement.

“I hope you know Y/N found it very flattering”

“Shut up and take the cuffs off.”

“She thinks it was cute”

“Kunigami, hurry up and connect to the machine.”

“I’m rather enjoying this, actually. How often was this happening again?”

“Every night” Bachira and Kunigami continue to tease Isagi, laughing at him as he attempts to unhook one teammate and attach the sensors to the other instead.

Bachira had never had so much fun in an interview before. He couldn’t wait to go home and tell you all about it and then watch it with you when it aired. But for now, he’d enjoy messing with his friends like this. And now that Kunigami was up next, he was looking forward to it even more.

[spaceistheplaceart]

body swap - reigen's POV

first comic

mob's POV

(pls rb!)

ID UNDER CUT

(For the purposes of his transcript, I'll be calling Reigen in Mob's body "Reigen". But keep in mind, he looks like Mob.)

Reigen pats himself down, sweating. He thinks to himself: "wtf wtf wtf. is this some sort of curse!? a nightmare!? ah, shit, I did piss off that spirit-"

Ritsu opens the door, Reigen freezes. Ritsu says: "hey, mom says breakfast is ready."

A small panel of Reigen turning slowly towards Ritsu, eyes wide in panic and tense. He's sweating heavily. Beside him is the sound effect: "Creeeak"

A big panel of Reigen giving an over the top thumbs up. His smile is too wide and so are his eyes. He yells: "I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN!"

Ritsu stares at him. He shuts the door and mutters: "ok."

A wide panel of the door shutting, Reigen still in that pose in Mob's room.

Reigen slumps over, sweating, despair on his face as he thinks to himself: "FUCK." in massive letters.

END ID

[heartofjasmina]

ok i’m sure you’re gonna read my rb tags but i’m making an official request for more daddy!katsuki + ageplay with a fem!reader. 18+ is v. okay with me, but fluff is also wonderful. if that’s ok haha. tysm. 💜

It is more than okay! Good to hear from you Bunny!

::

It always happened like this after especially tender sex, when Katsuki poured his heart and soul into his hands and lips and body until you heard with every thrust the unspoken "I love you."

You were gathered to his chest, his shaft still inside you because he knew you hated being cold and separated immediately after sex. One large hand rubbed circles into your back and the other kneaded your ass lazily.

It was cozy in your room, with richly textured quilts and soft pillows piled onto the bed and rain hitting the windows outside. The darkly sweet scent of your boyfriend filled your senses and you felt so... small in his arms. He had the body of a pro hero afterall, broad shoulders that tapered to a narrow waist and strong thighs, his hands so big they dwarfed yours. The shift in your headspace seemed so slow and smooth you were little before you realized it.

"Dada," you breathed in his ear, sucking a little smooch into his skin. He tilted his head to look down at you a smile like a sunrise spreading across his lips.

"Is that my babygirl?" His voice was husky and soft-- it made you shy and happy all at once.

You nodded, your thumb finding its way to your mouth, being joined with him swaddling you in a bone deep sense of safety and contentment.

"Who's daddy's good girl hm?" He asked almost laughing because you were already answering him.

"Me!"

"That's right. My baby." It only took a moment for him to reach over to the bedside table drawer to retrieve your pacifier. It was Cinnamoroll themed with all sorts of sparkly shit he knew you loved, and you took it into your mouth happily.

"Sleep now, its far too late for little girls to be awake." He murmured returning his hands to their original positions, knowing you loved getting your tushy rubbed when you were on your way to sleep. He pulled the quilt over you so you would be nice and warm and kissed the top of your head.

You wanted to complain but you really were tired, worn out and boneless. So you simply reached up to kiss his lips, smiling quick and sweet,

"Night daddy."

"Night punkin."

[kylos-starlight]

Constellations

Ship: Cesar x Kaden 

Words: 920 (smol~!) 

cw: k-kissing.. // Kaden is wee bit drunk. (much like me irl when I get drinking I tend to let my thought veer off to Cesar lkdjf)

summary: Let's play Connect the Constellations ~ <3 

Note: My friend, Kuroh, mentioned this in an ask and I always ALWAYS think about kissing my f/o's beauty marks and freckles! I kept this one above the neck tho >///> he has a lot more....everywhere else no I will not elaborate further... (I've seen this man naked way too many times klsdjfl pretty sure I got each mark memorized help!)

If you're not a selfshipper please dni // ok 2 rb otherwise!

Kaden stumbled slightly, catching themselves on the back of the couch. Their purple hair fell across their face, a mischievous glint in their eyes as they looked over at Cesar, who was lounging lazily with a book in his hands. He glanced up, an amused smirk playing on his lips.

"Kaden, are you alright?" Cesar asked, raising an eyebrow. His short hair was tousled, and Kaden couldn't help but notice the constellation of freckles and beauty marks dotting his face.

"I'm fine, totally fine," Kaden replied with a lopsided grin, pushing off the couch and making their way over to Cesar. They plopped down next to him, their eyes fixed on the little marks that made his face so unique and endearing.

"You seem... off," Cesar observed, closing his book and turning his full attention to Kaden. "Have you been drinking?"

"Just a little," Kaden admitted, holding their thumb and forefinger a small distance apart. "But I know exactly what I'm doing."

Cesar chuckled, shaking his head. "And what might that be?"

Without answering, Kaden leaned in closer, their gaze fixed on a beauty mark just below Cesar's eye. "I always thought these were cute," they murmured, their voice softer now. "Your freckles and beauty marks."

Cesar's cheeks flushed slightly, but he didn't pull away. "Oh? And what are you going to do about it?"

Kaden grinned, their breath warm against Cesar's skin. They placed a gentle kiss on the beauty mark, then another on a freckle nearby. Cesar's skin felt warm under their lips, and Kaden found themselves drawn to each mark like a magnet.

"What are you doing, Kaden?" Cesar's voice was barely more than a whisper, his breath hitching slightly as Kaden's lips brushed over his skin.

"Kissing your freckles," Kaden replied between playful pecks. "And your beauty marks."

Cesar's eyes fluttered closed, his heart pounding in his chest. "Why?"

"Want me to stop?" Kaden asked simply. They continued their trail of kisses, each one sending a shiver down Cesar's spine.

"..No.." Cesar felt a mix of confusion and excitement, his emotions a whirlwind inside him. He had always felt a connection to Kaden, but this was new, intoxicating.

Kaden's kisses grew slower, more deliberate as if savouring each freckle and beauty mark. Cesar could hardly think straight, his mind clouded with the sensation of Kaden's lips against his skin. When Kaden finally paused, their lips hovering just inches from Cesar's, he could feel the warmth of their breath.

"You missed one," Cesar whispered, his voice barely audible. He pointed to a beauty mark near the corner of his mouth.

Kaden smiled, their eyes twinkling with playful delight. "I did, didn't I?"

With that, Kaden leaned in, their lips brushing against the beauty mark near Cesar's mouth. But this time, they didn't pull away. Instead, they hesitated for just a moment but before they could act, Cesar tilted his head slightly, pressing his lips fully against Kaden's in a tender yet passionate kiss.

The kiss was electric, a spark that ignited a fire between them. A small surprise yelp from Kaden when Cesar moved them to sit in his lap. Cesar responded instinctively, his hand reaching up to tangle in Kaden's purple hair, pulling them closer. The book fell forgotten to the floor as he lost himself in the kiss.

Kaden's heart raced, a mixture of thrill and certainty washing over them. They had wanted this for so long, had dreamed of what it would be like to kiss Cesar, to feel his lips against theirs. And now, it was happening, and it was even better than they had imagined.

When they finally broke apart, both of them were breathless, their foreheads resting together. Cesar opened his eyes, looking into Kaden's with a mixture of surprise and happiness.

"Wow," Kaden murmured, their voice a little unsteady. "That was... something."

Cesar laughed softly, his fingers still tangled in Kaden's hair. "Yeah, it was. I've been wanting to do that for a while..."

"Really?" Kaden asked, their eyes widening slightly.

"Really," Cesar confirmed, his voice steady and sincere. "You're more than just a friend to me, Kaden...you know that...right?"

Kaden's heart swelled at his words, a wide smile spreading across their face. "Well, I know that now... and I feel the same about you.."

They stayed like that for a moment longer, their foreheads touching, their breaths mingling. It was as if the rest of the world had faded away, leaving just the two of them in their own little universe. Finally, Kaden pulled back slightly, looking at Cesar with a teasing glint in their eyes.

"So," they said, their tone light and playful, "are you going to let me finish kissing all your freckles and beauty marks, or what?" They grinned, their fingertips brushing over the few small freckles that adorned his neck. 

Cesar laughed, his eyes sparkling with amusement. "I wouldn't have it any other way."

And with that, Kaden leaned back in, their lips seeking out each little mark on Cesar's face, and trailing down to his neck... their hearts beating in unison.

"Thank you," he whispered, his voice barely more than a breath.

Kaden grinned, as they pulled back to look at him, their eyes shining with joy. "For what?"

"For everything," Cesar replied, his voice filled with emotion. "For being you..."

and as they sat there, bathed in the glow of the moment, Cesar knew that he had found something truly special in Kaden. Something worth cherishing, worth holding onto with everything he had.

taglist: @deathnot-e || @ama-ships || @heatobrienswife || @mahitosoulmate || @dragonsmooch

[gay-s0ck-puppet]

in honor of me not having the energy/mental capacity to tune into the riptide stream i have decided to compile all my favorite gillion quotes/moments from episode #90. obviously spoilers ahead. behold:

~ “Well that wasn’t your teeth so I’ll assume that was just a playful threat. The difference is: I’m going to actually eat you.”

~ Kuba: “I do wanna make sure I’m crushing you at your peak.”

Gillion: “You know actually, it’s funny you mention that because I was gonna get this new armor commission, so right now you’re fighting a very very weak, weak, unarmored version of me. So when you lose it’s gonna feel even worse.”

~ “You [pointing at Kenta] are gonna have an opportunity to attack but you’re not gonna do it! Cuz this is the small boy we keep on the ship, and that’s not what we fuckin do around here ok?”

~ “I was worried I was gonna need to use a spell or something. But I can save it all for you.” *rips his fucking shirt off and lets it fly dramatically into the wind* [i need everyone to understand that he did the 80,000lb anchor bit shirtless this is so important. also fuck canon his hair definitely came loose from its bun and flew dramatically behind him.]

~ *puts on the dread helm* “This is the helm I put on when I no longer need to be Gillion Tidestrider, Champion of the Undersea, Hero of the Deep. This is the helm I put on when I’m going to cut off your fucking hands. And I’m gonna make sure that whatever nightmares you walk out of here with are gonna be far worse than mine.”

~ *cuts off Kuba Kenta’s hand* “You know, I had some pretty bad nightmares recently myself. The crazy part of them was: you weren’t in them. Because the nightmare was I’d never be able to do That.”

~ “No I’m going to eat you! Not if i eat you first!” *Kuba Kenta grapples him with a bite* “No! You weren’t kidding!”

~ [directed at the moon] “Mommy help.”

~ “You know the crazy thing about nightmares, Kuba? They keep getting worse!” [makes anchor 80,000lbs and starts falling, grabs onto Kuba] “NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!”

~ “Huh. That is really soft- AAAGHHH”

~ Charlie: “I look at Chip then I look down at the cat then I look back up and give him a little thumbs up and then I fucking fall through the ground at 1000 miles an hour.”

Bizly: “I open up the door. I close back the door and look at Jay. (as Chip) ‘There’s a lot goin on out there.’”

~ ‘Light Mode!’ being the command word for the anchor because the command for Chip’s sword is ‘Hot mode’

~ “I just have a feeling if i get out on the dock wrong and hit my shin I’ll die. That’s kinda where I’m at right now and I do that, Chip, a lot.”

~ “When he’s up, and if he ever decides to come after us ever again, I will literally eat him as promised!”

~ “Is it just a thing then you people in the navy say to fuck with us before you die? Like just some shit like ‘I’ll be back’? Cuz that is kinda wrong.” *looks at kira* “We’ll be back.”

~ “Nice to meet you! Gillion Tidestrider. Sorry it couldn’t be on better terms. Thanks for being down there, I appreciate it. Um. Your vice admiral is a bit of a cock. Huge cock.”

~ Gillion: “I didn’t know you had gills, by the way. That’s great! That makes things a lot easier.”

Jay: “Yeah, no, they kinda hurt. When I put them in.”

Gillion: “…..When you what?”

Charlie: “And Gillion is deeply disturbed by this, enough to just leave the situation.”

~ *looking at the scratches from Kuba Kenta* “I’m sure I’ll figure it out. *looks at Chip’s bed* Hopefully he, at least, is sleeping a bit more soundly. And then I narrate as I crawl into my barrel, head first, and rotate into a fetal position.”

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i am so very normal about him. anyway rb/tag with you favorite riptide quotes (gillion or otherwise) but please no spoilers for the latest ep.

[kishdoodles]

OK!!! i’ve queued #trafficblr throwback rb posts to post every hour in like ... 7 hours ? I had a LOT of backlog thumbs up and it doesn’t include a lot of my doodles but I hope it serves as a good memory lane type deal!!! I know it was for me queueing it all LOL

[fancyfade]

video: a hand holding the duke action figure initially in profile view, up close so the udience can see his shoulder joint. the thumb rotates his arm back and forth and his yellow shoulder pad moves with the arm. then the hand turns the figure facing front and shows his shoulder joint has some mobility but not much side to side, rather than back and forth. end video

OK i was gonna RB this on the other duke post but it wouldn't let me add a video so here we go! Duke's shoulder joint! forgive the dirty finger nails

[joeyloganho]

Comfort

Pairing- Jack Frost/Victor

Genre- SLIGHT angst/mostly fluff

A/N: HI HI So i wrote this a few days ago and never posted it. Currently have a few Ed Grimley fics working right now but i wanted to post about my Frosty boy. This was based on the line "Your beauty never, ever scared me" from Mary on a Cross by Ghost. OK TO RB, but pr*shippers fuck off

~

Jack Frost was a man full of confidence. He practically worshiped himself, and his ego did not waver easily. But sometimes, even the strongest of people, or in this case, the strongest of Legendary Figures, faltered. All Jack wanted was Christmas. It was a simple request. All Scott had to do was just…hand it over. But he was making things very difficult. Jack was getting tired of trying, though he knew he couldn’t give up. 

The only reason that he wanted Christmas in the first place was for his love, Victor. He wanted to prove that Christmas wasn’t a bad time, that despite so many tragedies happening around that time of year for Vic, that it was still a magical time. He just wanted Victor to be happy. He wanted nothing else in the world than that, and that meant, getting Christmas. 

But after arguing with the elves, fighting with Scott, trying to trick everyone, blah blah…it seemed that nothing was going to work in his favor. Their favor. Yes, It was true that Victor wasn’t exactly aware of this whole thing. Or well, he was, but just faintly. He knew that Jack had a surprise for him, and was working on it. He didn’t quite know what it was though. He could’ve never imagined that Jack was trying to get Christmas to prove to him that it was alright after all. Sure he knew Jack’s feelings on the holiday, and how he wanted control of it, but he didn’t really think he’d do anything about it. 

And technically, he hadn’t done a thing about it. Which he kept reminding himself of as he paced in his and Victor’s shared room at the North Pole. He ran his fingers through his frosty hair, thinking out loud in a mumble. 

“What am i going to do? It’s going to be another year and Victor’s going to hate the holiday still…” He said to himself. “Why do I care about him? Why do i care about anyone? Why can’t my cold heart just let things go?” 

But he knew, deep down, that he loved Victor. He couldn’t be without him. From the moment he had met Victor, he knew that he had to be with him. He couldn’t stay away, showing up whenever he could to visit him, even in the summer. He knew he wouldn’t have invited Victor to live with him if he hadn’t loved him with his whole heart. And, most of all, he knew he wouldn’t be trying to steal Christmas just for him if he didn’t love him. 

“Jack?” Victor said as he peeked his head into their room. “Are you decent?” He asked with a grin. Jack turned to see Victor’s bespectacled face in the doorway, his short hair messy as always. He was still grinning as Jack turned to him. 

“Yes, I’m decent, my dear.” Jack said with a soft smile. “Is everything ok?” He asked, twiddling his thumbs. Victor let the door open a bit more as he leaned in the doorway, one eyebrow raised. 

“I think I should be asking you that, Mr. Frost.” He said to him. Jack scoffed, turning away from Victor. 

“Everything’s fine with me.” Jack said. He heard Victor’s footsteps growing closer to him, and soon he felt arms around his waist. The taller man kissed at Jack’s pointed ears, holding him gently. 

“Are you sure? Because I’ve been seeing you yelling at more elves than usual. And Santa seems upset with you. Don’t get me started on Bernard. I mentioned you around him and he said he was tired of you. What’s going on?” Victor asked. Jack sighed loudly, letting his shoulders fall.

“It’s nothing.” Jack said, feeling that he shouldn’t spoil the surprise. Victor turned him so they were face to face, and began planting kisses on his face and jaw. 

“You can talk to me. You know that, right?” Victor asked. Jack nodded. He planted kisses along his jawline until he reached his mouth, and pulled him in to kiss him on the lips. Jack’s hands rested on Victor’s waist as he leaned up to kiss him. No matter how long they had been together, Jack was always so touch starved and willing to be held. 

Victor was the first to pull away, but Jack pulled him right back in to kiss some more. “Wait…” Victor smiled. “Talk to me. We can kiss after, ok?” 

“I’d rather get to the kissing now.” Jack said, moving to Victor’s neck instead. 

“Jack.” Victor said sternly. Jack pulled away, looking anywhere but in Victor’s eyes. 

“I guess kissing you isn’t going to get me out of this, huh?” He asked. Victor shook his head.

“I want to make sure you’re ok. Now talk.” Vic said to him. Jack nodded. 

“Well…I’ve been working on that surprise for you…” He started. 

“Yeah, I remember. You said it might take a while.” Vic said. 

“Well. It’s really not going to plan. At all. Everyone’s being so…so…rude about it. They just won’t let it happen.” Jack said. “They’re really getting on my last nerve. They hate me here. Everyone here hates me.” 

“I don’t hate you.” Vic told him. 

“Well, of course not you. But everyone else. I’m too much for them. Too cold.” Jack sighed. Vic smiled at him. 

“I always loved how cold you were.” He told him. Jack glanced at Vic’s face. He was smiling softly at him, a look of love and understanding on his face. 

“Really?” Jack asked. 

“Your beauty never, ever scared me.” Victor said, wrapping his arms around Jack’s waist and hugging him tightly. “You’re the best thing that’s happened to me. I know it’s tough to know others don’t like you. And I know they don’t all like you very much. But I like you. And when Christmas is over, we’ll be back at our own home, and we’ll be happy. We won’t be here forever.” 

Jack sighed. The words lingered in his head. “We won’t be here forever…” He repeated. “Right…you’re right…I just wanted this surprise to help you through Christmas.” 

“I appreciate that, but you don’t need to do that, honey. You help me plenty as it is.” Victor told him with a smile. Jack nodded, unsure of what to say. Victor seemed to pick up on this. “Do you want me to grab us some hot cocoa and we can just hang out for a bit?” He asked. Jack, without a word, nodded, kissing Victor’s cheek before watching him walk out of the room to get their drinks. Maybe Victor was right. Maybe he didn’t need to get Christmas for him after all…

He shrugged and sat down on the bed. “Too bad I’m going to take Christmas anyway…” He grinned. 

[roughentumble]

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#5

dick grayson invests in a squeezy bottle of jam and then calls superman to flip the lid and squeeze it out because his thumb just isnt working, huh, weird, and also it feels like the jam is stuck in there!! clearly your super-strength will fix this!

and superman is just like :') ok buddy

338 notes - Posted April 12, 2022

#4

superman has massive son energy. he is everyone's son. he steps into the room and you momentarily Become ma and pa kent

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#3

superman probably saves a ton of money on lights and heating n shit

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#2

i dont care abt rpf, but i do think its weird/bad to send it to the actors its depicting, EXCEPT if i ever become famous you have my blanket permission to write all sorts of fucked up sicknasty rpf sex abt me, and also you have to send it to me as soon as its done. i wanna know what you think im getting up to

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kissing you and kissing you and kissing you and kissing you and kissing you

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[mesmerizms]

vent (like + rb ok)

I know that the rule of thumb is to believe people when they tell you about themselves but I think that the main reason that I don't believe my sister when she says that she's also autistic is that whenever I display textbook symptoms of autism she always reacts like "??? what the fuck that's stupid. just shut up and be normal."

Just now I asked her to pause the TV because it was autoplaying a random next episode of d/ct/r wh0 (censored so it doesn't show up in the main tag) and she said no. I said I wanted to talk to her about our thoughts and she said that I can. I was like "no but I can't do it while the TV is on" and she got upset because that's a stupid thing and said that I could either stay and talk or I could leave the room, acting like it was a stupid choice to leave the room.

Like girl wtf I have The Sensory Disorder. The Weird Rules And Routines Disorder. I can't talk when there's other people talking on the TV I feel like that should be obvious and easy to understand you don't need to throw a fit about it.