can we bring back the dumb villain trope in media plz
im tired of these overpowered villains with super depressing backstories who the fandom feels bad for (even though they’ve committed more crimes than eric cartman) or villains who get redeemed halfway through the show because the creators got bored .
wheres the villains with a billion henchmen they secretly adore, villains who consistently lose and get beaten up by the main characters every episode and instead of giving up they just continue to make up the most stupid inventions to beat them . villains who have been fighting the main character for so long to the point where they are basically frenemies who fight purely for the sake of routine. villains who loudly tell the hero’s their evil plan because they’re way proud of it and want to show off
i dont want 5 episodes of the villain trying to explain to the protagonist that they actually aren’t a bad guy and are just super misunderstood i need villains who know their evil and get super offended when someone dares suggest anything different or get jealous when the mc finds a new arch nemesis who’s way eviler than them .
like yea having well written villains who are angry at society or whatever is cool but what about the episodes where the mc and villain reluctantly have to work together to fight off a greater evil and realize they are actually a great team but they both pretend to be disgusted with each-other when caught by the side characters laughing .
what about the episodes where the hero and villain abandon their duties to compete against each other in something just for bragging rights (like a race, or hotdog eating contest— opening up restaurants and seeing who’s more popular. even better when the mc opens up their shop simply because the villain did so first and they want to fuck with them) .
wheres the villains who are just completely obsessed with the main character and the main character who’s equally obsessed with the villain ( not that they’d ever admit it, ew. )
and dont get me wrong i LOVE a good backstory but its so much funner when instead of the backstory redeeming the villain its so stupid you can’t help but laugh . or when they DO have a really sad backstory and the protagonist is like “damn i know a real good therapist but unfortunately i still have to beat ur ass”
( i doubt many ppl will see these but plz give recommendations for shows with villains like this 💔 i am DYING over here . )
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PART 20
of the dfk 2023 audiobook translation
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Narrator (audiobook):
Robert puts another piece of wood on the trunk and swings the axe.
Bökh: „And you never wanted to get in touch?"
The Nichtraucher picks up a piece of wood.
Silence.
Nichtraucher: „Why should I? We didn’t see each other for the past ten years either.“
He rips the piece of wood apart with his bare hands. While holding eye contact with Justus.
Silence.
Justus lowers his head.
Jo: „Uh.. weren’t you-"
Martina, quietly: „Jo, leave it. Lets go.“
Martina, louder: „We need to go! We still have something to do.“
The kids leave. Jo and Martina are holding hands as they walk away.
Bökh: „Yeah… Thank you, kids.“
Jo, whispering as they walk away: "What was that just now?!"
Robert picks up the chopped wood and walks back to his wagon. Justus looks after him.
Narrator (audiobook):
If the two friends will find back together? Matze isn’t so sure of that.
Matze, sarcastically: „Well, that was a great success!“
Jo: „Yeah, so much for friendship between Internals and Externs.“
Narrator (audiobook):
At least Robert granted Herr Bökh access to his wagon. He looks around lost in thought more or less, while Robert washes the dishes.
Dishes clatter. There is silence otherwise.
Justus stares wistfully at Robert while he washes the dishes.
Justus takes his eyes off Robert and starts looking around while Robert continues to ignore him.
Bökh: „I thought you were living in London.“
Nichtraucher: (silence)
Bökh: „It's nice here.“
Nichtraucher: (silence)
Justus starts walking around.
Bökh: „I told the kids about our friendship.“
Nichtraucher: „As a cautionary tale?“
Bökh: (chuckles/scoffs) „No. Of course not.“
Narrator (audiobook):
Bökh spots the poster of „the Bandits“, the same one hanging in his apartment.
Bökh: „The 'Wild Dog' that we always played in is still there.“
Nichtraucher: (silence)
Bökh: „Should we meet there sometime? For a beer?“
Robert looks up.
He lets out a small huff, almost like an incredulous laugh or a scoff.
He dries his hands on a towel and folds it.
Nichtraucher: (silence)
Nichtraucher: „I don’t know what we would have to say to each other.“
Bökh: „Hm. Well. A lot of time has passed.“
Narrator (audiobook):
Robert sits down at the table and lights himself a cigarette.
Justus turns as well and starts looking around again.
Nichtraucher: „Why didn’t you come to Marie’s funeral back then?“
Nichtraucher: „You didn’t even get in touch.“
[„You didn't even get in touch“ -> parallels to „And you never wanted to get in touch?“]
Justus is silent. He starts fiddling with his jacket and pulls it off his shoulder. He lets out a deep, shaky sigh and is silent for another few moments.
Bökh: „…I don’t know, you met her and… and suddenly you were gone.“
[Parallels to „suddenly your closest loved ones are gone“]
Bökh: „As if everything -our friendship, the band- as if that had all just been a dream.“
Justus turns around and looks at Robert.
Bökh: „Wir zwei. Wir hatten doch Pläne.“
Bökh: „That really hurt me.“
Nichtraucher: „It hurt you.“
Silence. Just the music.
Bökh: „Yes. Very much back then.“
The Nichtraucher lets out a soft incredulous laugh again, almost like a scoff.
Nichtraucher: „I see.“
Long silence. Justus stares out the window. Finally, he turns and walks to the door.
Bökh: „You know where to find me.“
Justus leaves the wagon. Robert nods to himself silently.
Narrator (audiobook):
And with these words, Herr Bökh leaves his friend’s train wagon. If the two will ever see each other again?
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