#eugh theyre so silly

[retros-artandstuff]

homestuck doodle dump

[madwickedawesome]

ok yeah sorry not to sound like a complete dick but jsyk i am not on tumblr to parent u or make u behave 😭 this isnt directed to anyone Specifically but to the actual like 12-13 year olds who follow me i am an internet stranger. my tumblr presence itself is not enough to know me as a person . do not say u trust me with ur life or that u look up to me bc i cannot stress enough how little so many of u know me

[rainychaoloveshack]

hiiii i stumbled across ur blog like a couple days ago and. ive been so obsessed with all ur posts theyre so yummy!!! (ESPECIALLY UR BOOM??? ik u mentioned u werent all that familar with him but,,, that one oneshot had me salivating oml)

anyways could i maybe ask for a sonic x reader where they give him a bath bc he's stinky 🤧 just modern/game is fine smile

ﾟ ⋆ ﾟ ☂︎ ⋆ ﾟ 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠.

sonic had a nice adventure outside. unfortunately, remnants of said adventure were brought into your home. its bath time.

⋆°•☁︎ content . sonic x gn!reader, fluff, sort of shitpost-esque writing but i still did take it seriously i swear anon

☂︎ wc. 1.1k ☂︎ a/n. hueheh this request had me giggling. silly dirty ass mf 😭😭😭 i was messing around during it huehehe this is your reminder to not take me too seriously sometimes 😋still pretty short but i hope you like it ^^ def not my best work but i hope you like it regardless ^^'

likes, reblogs, and especially comments are extremely appreciated!!! (i like chatting to you guys!)

“You know I can take a simple bath by myself, right?” Sonic growls, watching you kneel down and check the water's temperature for him with your forefinger. Not too hot, not too cold. “Plus, I already took a shower. The dirt’s gone already. No need for a bath, right?” Now why is he acting like that bathtub is going to kill him? 

“Could’ve gotten it all out if you hadn’t pulled me out the shower.” He mutters. “If you had wanted me to take a bath at all, you should’ve said that bef-” You frown, interrupting his rambling by knocking on the side of the bathtub with your fingers in a way that’s telling him to hurry up and get in. You can still smell the mud on him.

And it’s not bad to take precautions. Plus, if the shower didn’t get every single spec of dirt out of his quills, the bath will. Having even one spec of dirt come back inside the house after Sonic’s grand entrance of mud-filled footsteps, and right after you had to clean said mess, might just make you go crazy.

“I already said I was sorry...” He trails off, peering into the tub before taking a step back. You mutter a short curse his way and tug him by his arm, refusing to take no for an answer.

Sonic winces slightly at the volume of the water in the tub but lets out a sigh once he sees your stern expression. “Oh, alright…” He grumbles, spitting out soft curses about his distaste for water as he slips off his gloves, following with his socks right after.

… Paw-beans.

“Hmm?” Sonic’s ear flicks at your small murmuring, turning your way just as he’s about to step into the bath. “You say something?”

You shake your head, trying to make him forget your small slip-up, and urge him into the tub with a small shove. The moment his foot enters the water, you can visibly see a shiver tremble through his body.

“Eugh.” Despite his little complaints, he takes another step in the bubbly water, slowly settling himself into it with unpleasant grumbling, the water reaching up to his chin. “Make it fast. Being submerged in water for too long makes me uneasy…”

Like him? Make it as fast as ‘Sonic speed’, some might say?

His head snaps in your direction, opening his mouth to say something back to your crude teasing, but it closes instantly as you cup water into your hands and pour it over his head, watching it run off his quills and back into the bath.

That shut him up quickly. 

And so it begins.

The water runs down and seeps into his fur, then drips off once it gets too soaked, mixing with the bubbly suds already present. You rub his ear in a slow motion, cupping water up from the bath and pouring it over to get any extra dirt out. So far so surprisingly good; the baths running fairly clear, besides the small bit of dirt or so. Maybe he did get all the dirt out after all? Or maybe it was just his shoes that were the problem? No, then you wouldn’t have seen all those specs of black and brown in his fur. What, did he roll down a hill or-

“Hey, be careful with my quills!” Sonic’s body flinches as you accidentally prod and pull too deeply during your thoughts. “Can’t you be a little more gentle? The bath’s been clear for the past half hour.” He clarifies. “At this point, I’m not sure if you’re still trying to get any dirt out, or if you just like pampering me.”

Oh. Well damn.

Your hand lowers from his head, and it dawns upon you that yes, for once Sonic is actually right about your behavior, and the embarrassment washes over your figure, staggering your motions as you go to unplug the drain, but he stops you with a small kick of his foot at your hand.

“I didn’t say you had to stop.” Sonic mutters, before putting on his best ‘I deserve the world’ act a spoiled child would have towards everyone else. “I’m actually enjoying the attention!” He puffs his chest out, trying to put on a smug face for you, but a splash of water in his face turns that smugness to irritation, shaking his head around like a dog would their body as water flings in every direction possible. You hold your hands up in front of your face, your soaking wet hands dripping onto your lap and the bathroom floor as you shield yourself from the blue blurs little water assault. Ugh. Looks like he’s getting a kick out of your annoyance.

“It’s not so bad.” Sonic says plainly, flexing his fingers in the water in front of him, before adjusting himself to rest his arms on the tub’s edge, resting his head down to let your preen and run your fingers through his quills, forgetting to scrub through them at all. “You know, I wouldn’t mind if you pampered me like this more often.” Sonic reaches over and drags a soggy, wet, finger across your arm, leaving small water droplets on your skin as he moves it up towards your hand, currently resting on your lap as the other one rubs against his shoulder briefly. “Think I deserve it a little, ya’ know?” He shimmies his shoulders a bit, yet his tail wags all the same under the water, eager for your answer, even if you give him a plain ���no’.

Well, if he could be more aware of himself and clean up after his little escapades, you would. But for now, the punishment bath it is. Though, with the way he was acting at first, someone might’ve thought he was taking a small dunk in acid.

Sonic doesn’t utter a word at your own little joke, but he shakes his head disapprovingly, glaring at you for a few seconds as his eyes flick over you up and down, then he relaxes. “You’re gonna help me dry off after this too, right?” He chirps, and you shake your head, already firm in the belief that you deserve some rest after cleaning up the house. Not to mention the other house chores you’ve already done today.

“Aw man...” Sonic says softly, before growling under his breath in your direction, ears pinning down, obviously in a joking manner, and he flicks some water in your direction off his fingertips, splashing onto your shirt and lap. “You can’t just take me a bath and then chicken out once we’re almost at the finish line! Come on.” Another flick of water comes flying your way, this time hitting you in the face, and you scowl, cupping up some water in your palm to splash it back at him.

“Aw, hey, come on!” His tone of voice makes it sound like a complaint, but his expression is the complete opposite; a fat grin spreads across his muzzle and another small splash of water makes its way to you, soaking your shirt. Oh, so that's how it is?

“What? What’re you gonna do about it?”

Stupid hedgehog. Sometimes it’s a mystery how you haven’t gone crazy by now from all his antics.

… Oh well; time to fetch that towel.

[sanjisboyfie]

to help me sleep at night just random individual headcanons from various places of my brain (did it on my phone if typo ignore or u eill explode)

m!reader

if suguru is smoking and you come up to him:

option a: you smoke too, he lights your cigarette up w his lighter, cupping his hand over the flame to make sure it doesnt go out before your end is properly lit, OR he makes sure you have yours in your mouth, before leaning in towards you (his is in his mouth) and pressing the two ends together to make yours light off of his end, OR, he just insists on you two sharing the one hes already smoking, smirking as hes got infinite amount of indirect kisses lined up for him now

option b: you don't smoke, so he immediately stomps it out on the ground and blows the last hit he took into thr opposite direction of you so you dont ahve to smell it/smell like it.

satoru really loves embarassing you two in public, especially in his teen days. out of nowhere, really erotic noises would come from him - obviously unprompted and unprovoked - and he'd just start obnoxiously moaning your name...so fucking embarrassing. its like hes got the humor of a middle schooler. like youre in the arcade playing games w each other, he loses, and then he starts shaking the poor machine and jolting his hips back and forth AS IF hes getting railed when obviously hes FUCKING NOT and screaming "eugh!! uAgh!! HARDER [NAME]!! FUCK" and youre just trying very hard to get him to shut the fuck up

another satoru headcanon, loves gushing to u abt his lil nerd findings. when you were in highschool tgt, he would have you sit in front of him on his bed as he pointed to all the different mechanjcs his gundam figurine (bc he deffo collected them bye its ltr canon) has and going all nerdy by making silly noises like "pshhh! pfooo! baam!" as he makes them dance around in front of you. you just let him indulge you because hes honestly adorable whenever he does get rlly into it and not at all an annoying piece of shit, like he usually is. he might even rock ur bodies back and forth as hes doing all the sound effects too before setting the toy down and jus peppering kisses all over your face and neck. awww the little shit is being cute.

erm erm guys lemme cook w the one piece boys rq.

TRAFALGAR LAW...thats the headcanon.

ok obvs jk. but just imagine laws hands (gigglegiggle) and how theyre always in conract w u. mans cannottt keep his hands to himself. but nooo his hands needs to touch skin or else its not even worth it???? his fingers will slither beneath your shirt and grip onto your pelvis, or they'll go below your waistband and just run up and down your hipbone. if hes coming up from behind you his personal favorite is grabbing the back of your neck with his COLD ASS hands and watching you jump in genuine UNCOMFORTABLENESS and him jus laugh at u. then he kisses the spot he touched, covering the cold sensation w his warm lips. orrrr how about how he literally tugs you around w his hands. idk smth like pulling you inby yourbelt loops and forcing you to sit on his lap, no matter whos w u guys. or how hes always got his hand in yours so hes guiding you places/forcing you to stick near him

luffy gulp. luffy gulp gulp. the absolute sweetest sweetheart. probably loves kissing a lot. when u guys first started dating the only kisses hed accept were if u guys both looked like ducks and your lips were pursed to heaven and beyond. he thought it was rlly cute and liked how it felt. a very smiley teethy kisser if ykwim. 99.9% of ur kisses end up with him grinning ear to ear so youre basically kissing teeth stp but its ok hes babygirl it ok. luffy wants kissed for every single little thing. you gusy woke up? kiss. you guys r gonna eat breakfast? kiss. you guys r about to take a bath? kisses in the bath r fun!!!!! luffy is a kissing enthusiast. give him kisses wtfffff

tbh zoros a biter. like bro definitely bit kids when he was little. but MOVING ON FROM THAT. i mean: hes the type to bite as a form of affection. ABS IF U CANT SEE THE VISION IDC he definitely does. he sees your arms and thinks hmm i shd try eatin that in a very unserious way so he bites it when its in front of him and u genuinely look st him as if he has rabies. then he jus shrugs and ignores it??? which hello why is ur teeth imprinted in my skin rn ur jus gonna ignore it. if you guys r cuddling, he bites your bicep lightly to wake u up because hes too lazy to speak words. zoro rlly is "i no energy word bite yes" like dawg it does NOT work like that. bites your fingers sometimes when u hold hands....then licks it better when youre abiut to dcold him. the thing is this is all v nonchalantly done. like he rlly doesnt see how odd this is so he just does it and then cotninues on as if it isnt lowk v odd and abnormal. bites a lot. (he a freakazoid) dont let him rest his hesd between your legs for nap time he will definitely bite the inside of your thighs and that hurts like a bitch. next thing yk hes biting too close and taking off ur dick. do not risk it w this man.

[s3ashellss]

INTRO POST

Hello guys! I thought I’d make an introduction post for anyone new to this blog :D

Hello, I go by AC online, I’m -18 so if you’re an adult and uncomfortable PLEASE feel free to block me/dni, I wouldn’t want anyone feeling weird, I’m from England, use any pronouns and this is my blog where I post multifandom (!!) stuff

My other main platforms are tiktok (although after the Americans go it’s gonna be dull as hell) and Pinterest, both of which’s usernames are s3ashellss too :)

In terms of interests, I have way too many 😓 but my main ones rn are:

DHMIS

Stardew Valley (Shane, Harvey and Maru haters are NOT safe on this blog)

James Marriott, WillNE, George Memeulous and other British YouTubers but MAINLY JAMES

Stray (the silly goofy cat game)

Reading (specifically ya fantasy)

Animated movies

Animal crossing

The sims 4 (I’m a console player eugh)

I’m a newish musical theatre fan, I’ve seen: the lion king (2018), the aadams family (2022) and blood brothers (2024) (I’m actually studying this play in school for drama hehe). My current fav is wicked and I’m hyping myself up to watch a “slime tutorial” to see what happens in part 2 lmfao

Cats, axolotls, foxes, dragons (stfu I know they’re not real), rodents, southern tamanduas

I love learning about the human body and medicine. I probably would’ve been a surgeon in the future if I weren’t so squeamish and heavy handed, sort of like a Harvey sdv situation where I can’t do my dream job due to limiting factors (except he became a doctor in the end and I can’t be one effectively 😭)

In terms of other music I’m all over the place. I love artists like Olivia, Chappell, billie etc, but I also love Tyler the creator mitski and jhariah so 😭

I am a passionate writer and want to work in fiction novel writing when I get older

If you couldn’t tell, my fav school subjects are English language, English literature, drama, history and biology (the other sciences can eat dirt)

I really love furbys too theyre so funny

I make ocs and have multiple different oc universes (all linked by dilfy bisexual/gay men characters for some reason…)

I am ALL FOR fun fandom stuff like oc x canon, self shipping, cosplay etc and am not a boring toad

On this account I may swear, but I will NEVER say slurs (dream I’m looking at you fuck you), and if you do too then go please

NSFW and heavy gore posts are never gonna be posted/reblogged on this account (if I post things with blood in it I will give a warning), and please refrain from sending me any

Thank you for reading all this (if you care) and if you wanna mutual me feel free to :D

- AC :3

[rusty-gloinks]

MURDER DRONES EPISODE 5 : Random details and favorite parts of this episode

Will be putting major spoilers under cuts if anyone has NOT seen the new episode, or has yet to see it. CW/TW: Blood, body horror, murdery stuff! SPOILERS!! AHHH!!! You get the point. I am not responsible for your actions :3

(This post is a mix of different things btw, Md related tho)

None of this will be in order, and I might need to make a PART TWO!!! Since the total is 45 images. :’)

FIRST UP. I would like to take the time to appreciate doll so have some LOVELY LITTLE images of her I took.

She looks so fucking awesome???? Like holy shit. She slayed!!!!!

not to be fruity .but. yea

SHE. also Isn’t that the campsite? Or just a different location with the same appearance.

OKAY. Next up. BABYGIRL . I SQUEALED AT LIKE EVERY SCENE OF THEM SHES SO FUCKING CUTE. MAN😭

BLEEEEEH (I’m going to make this my icon soonthat was the purpose of the screenshot. Also because I love them)

World is mine by Hatsune mi- cyn. World is mine by cyn. The famous vocaloid /j (HSES 😭😭😭😭)

Noticing how her balance is SOOO Much better while holding someone?. Also MOOD .just like me .real 💔

i lov e you🥺EEEK /p. Shes melting

MY SIB AND I WERE FUCKIJG DYING OVER THE PUPPY EYES.LMAO. I love their humor

J* , and they locked her in the basement. I am so SAD about this information

PROTECTIVE BIG BRO MODE…babys

Okay, listen, i know these 2 got shipped before the release but OUCH this makes things so much weirder!!! eugh:( (mainly saw em as friends.tttotallt not becsuse I project my friendship with my silly mutual onto them.no. /sarc)

anyways forget them being friends as my headcanon. THEYRE FUCKING SIBLINGS EVEN BETTER!!! (prjdedcts me and my elder sib onto th— *gets killed /j*

GAY RIGHTS(After the 2nd watch i realized she was making them kiss each other and I started laughing so hard my sides hurt)

Okay glitch QUIT SHOWING OFF. god damn !!!!! Literally appreciating this scenery so hard. 10000/10. :3

YKNOW HW I WANTED TO SEE TEARS IN THE NEW EPISODE!! LOOK. KIND OF CLOSE!!

LOOK HES SOBBING!!!! ALMOST. I GOT WHAT I WANTED OMFG!!!!! YAYYA!!!! (Love it when ppl cry /j

Lovely little lad. Reading abt dogs:) so cute…

subtle hints of favoritism..👀(she obvs likes J more I think,)

I love how immediately i could tell this was drawn by Liam. Canonically J in the show but like his style is so adorable and bouncy!!!! AND LIKE yummyys:3 eated

Cute detail in Uzi’s room. SHE LIKES BABY COWS GUYS. ITS TIME TO MAKE FANART OF UZI WITH BABY COWS. /J

Blushys:)!

For those wondering what this is it’s basically a ripoff of YouTube. The caption is titled "Top 100 Doors ever!!11!" and then the views at the bottom 😭😭. KHAN AND HIS FUCKING DOORS GOD DAMNIT

This part scared the shit out of me i was literally about to cry. I THIUGHTT SHE KILLED HIM

I had to slow this down and repeat the same clip OVER AND OVER Just to get it right, apparently the solver can swap roles? (The order is supposed to be yellow then purple since Uzi takes over as an admin instead of CYN.) very cool.

STP FIGHTING D:

BOTH VRY SCARY :(

Better glimpse of her backpack. Cute little skullbat zipper!! Also batteries. 👍

Apparently DEAD BATTERIES, aka the logo on Uzi’s sweater could be a possible band? Or reference to a band I don’t know? Like how they have my chemical robots (or something like that) as a ref to the band MCR (romance).

Sigh., N was that you.

Conlang? Fictional language? Glyphs? I’m assuming it’s VERY important (since liam lovessss foreshadowing, i will further elaborate). Hoping there will be ways to "simplify" it to english!

Yknow how in episode 2 Uzi takes braidens sentience or sumn like dat. Yea 💀

Alright I’ve hit the limit, gonna rb again with part 2!!!!! Soon. Maybe

[ferrocyan]

ffxiv write day 29 - sally

(uhh silly chatfic for today? i'll try to do more later haha)

blackcat_tritailstraining: lmao so listen the best thing ever just happened rn

honey💗b💗lovely: hi to you too black cat 🐝💕

honey💗b💗lovely: oh eugh is this about your partner. no thanks

blackcat_tritailstraining: no you wanna hear this. brute bomber is here to confront tart

blackcat_tritailstraining: apparently when he broke into the ceremony to soulshift and tart almost kicked him on the head he like. got his hand broken lol

honey💗b💗lovely: really! the cameras must not have caught it 🫢

honey💗b💗lovely: ooohhh poor guy 🥲💕 we do weep for our darling bomber

blackcat_tritailstraining: damn right. and you know whos weeping

blackcat_tritailstraining: tart is like laughing so hard at the guy hes crying lol

blackcat_tritailstraining: he fell off the chair. just on the floor curled up losing his shit

blackcat_tritailstraining: hes not even laughing now hes just screaming

blackcat_tritailstraining: lmaoooo

honey💗b💗lovely: oh my 🫣 well aren't they a perfect match for each other 🤭

blackcat_tritailstraining: RIGHT LOL EXACTLY ASSHOLE4ASSHOLE

blackcat_tritailstraining: feel a liiil bad for bomber but tbh this is funny as fuck

blackcat_tritailstraining: like man you know souleater can beat your ass already why challenge him again

blackcat_tritailstraining: oh u didnt see it right. tart cancelled brute bombers transformation and then he went cackling like YOU DIDNT THINK ID JUST LET YOU DO THAT DID YA?

blackcat_tritailstraining: like ok true. theyre not in the ring so he could def interfere as he liked lol. see thats why bombers stupid right there

honey💗b💗lovely: hmm and if i may be so bold, transformation isn't affected by the user's state in the first place. i wouldn't encourage rule-breaking of course but bomber could have just powered through

blackcat_tritailstraining: NO THE FUCK IT IS?

blackcat_tritailstraining: your wasps just built different bitch it can heal you and shit. dont ever spread misinformation like that ur an influencer ffs

honey💗b💗lovely: excuse you, i am a honeybee 🐝💗

honey💗b💗lovely: anyway, interesting how a newcomer who doesn't use a regulator knows how to cancel a feral soul transformation, hmm? 🤔 doesn't it make you think about what i told you before 🤫 and how brilliant and correct i am 🥰

blackcat_tritailstraining: tart just tried to say "ok im sorry" and he cant even make it he lost it again

blackcat_tritailstraining: huhhh well i didnt say ur wrong i just dont give a shit. big difference baybee

honey💗b💗lovely: you sure changed your mind quick.

blackcat_tritailstraining: yeah well yknow. whatever

blackcat_tritailstraining: OH MY FUCKN

blackcat_tritailstraining: THAT DUMB BITCH

blackcat_tritailstraining: HE DID NOT JUST SAY CANCELING BOMBERS POWER UP WAS "JUST LIKE ZORAAL JA"

honey💗b💗lovely: I FUCKING TOLD YOU

honey💗b💗lovely: I TOLD YOU SO.

blackcat_tritailstraining: HONEY WE GOTTA MAKE HIM SHUT THE FUCK UP I SWEAR

blackcat_tritailstraining: maybe eutrope should just kill tart like its for his own good at this point

honey💗b💗lovely: well you already know what i think about that idea 🫢

blackcat_tritailstraining: oh great

blackcat_tritailstraining: idk what bomber took out of that quip but its nothing good

blackcat_tritailstraining: theyre fighting now lol

honey💗b💗lovely: oh dear 😅🫣

blackcat_tritailstraining: i know dw im filming it lol. send it to u later brb o/

honey💗b💗lovely: bye 😘🐝💕

[collectortruther]

how likely do you think it is for krerdly to become canon

Okay tbh i dont actually think theyll be canon 💔💔

They do have history but I mean playing games with someone occasionally isnt the most insane grounds for romance,, and were gonna be controlling kris for the majority of the game so if they were to get together during the game it would be from us forcing kris and thats eugh :( not to mention u can literally kill berdly in chapter 2 so he prolly wont be important at all going forward

if my manifestation works MAYYYBE there can be an ending scene in the normal route where theyre being silly together and stuff but as it stands now theyre definitely not gonna be together

BUT A GIRL CAN DREAM!!!!! THEYRE INLOVE I SWEAR.

but kerdly has like a 30% chance of being real i think maybe 40% but yeah its not high

[lovemesomeagnst]

Okay thanks to the wonderful tmm server again I had another brainstorm and this time I’m back with TMM X EPIC The Musical because!!

After some thoughts I think I have a rough idea of who’s who…

RIDLEY - Odysseus since shes a smart girl. Would be warrior of the mind and also shes already the leader of the Misfits like how ody is the leader/king.

DANTE - Athena, basically odysseus’ mentor sooo he advices her and is the presence that is there but also lowkey abandons Ridley sometimes helpp.

LEILA - Polites because open arms and he encourages people to see the light in bad things and is optimistic like Leila. One of Ody’s closest friends like how Leila and Ridley have a special close bond and someone that Ridley/Ody actually listens to.

THEO - Eurylochus since he cares about the crew/ family and is the one who put their needs first and so theo and ridley conflict which ties to how betrayed ody was with eury since theyre brothers and theo and ridley r close friends so drama. Theo would be Ridley’s most trusted friend but they have differing opinions and priorities which could lead to Mutiny and arguments just like in the Third Minor.

IZZY AND OLLY - Aeolus and Hermes since the wind god wanted to play a game with the wind bag and is lighthearted and Hermes is there for fun plus messenger god and supports ody so theyre like the silly gods hehe. Whimsy and fun plus their songs are bangers. They’re both like kinda matching with Hermes being able to fly/messenger god and Aeolus being the wind god.

EMILY - Circe cause she can trick and lure ppl in like the witch and mesmerise them yayay AND she does it in her belief that it’s right just like Emily believed her methods were for the best, to protect those she cares about.

CARTER - Prophet because hes the one that gave ody like a reality check and a hint of the future plus gave help soo… Calm and wise and insightful and his song gives really relaxed Carter vibes. Oh and a sort of gloomy air around him.

KILROY - Poseidon because he’s Ody’s ultimate hater plus main villain so. Also something about ruthlessness seems like a lesson that he would teach.

BOBBY - Polyphemus aka the cyclops because terrible host, greedy, liar and jerk. Also i can picture him being mad about Ridley stealing his gems instead of sheep lol. Oh and maybe a giant eye resembling gem idk.

KINCAID - Zeus cause brothers with Poseidon and also is lowkey like a jerk too even though he’s a god and suggests helping ody but gets mad and flips instead like how kincaid claims to help the misfits but proceeds to go against them lol.

SANDRA - Hera cause also weird relationship with the Kalagan twins which could tie into like an “eugh” relationship with Zeus aka Kincaid since Hera and zeus r like married eughhh. Also she slays and gives mystical Hera vibes.

MICK - Hephaestus because of his importance on trust in God Games and how Mick was feeling uncertain about the whole untrustworthy situation with the Emerald Ring soo. Plus they both tinker and can make stuff snd Hephaestus have his prosthetics while Mick was injured from the fire or something.

THE FROWN CLOWNS - the sirens because they tried to kill them and also they pretend to be your loved ones like how they tried to pretend to be Leila’s birth parents eww.

MRS. LARSEN - Penelope because interesting dynamic with her daughter and also plot point where Ridley didn’t part with her on good terms and now she realises she misses her mum and is trying her hardest to get home.

TOP HAT - Telemachus because he’s basically Ridley’s son lol

I need to draw this so baddddd

[coastalshifts]

MMMMM SBURB SESSION NOTES UNDER THE READMORE TEEHEE

oh man im so excited to really get my hands into reworking homestuck. like immediately getting rid of cherubs gives us so much more to work with and play in; PLUS adding OH DANG LIKE. TEN CHARACTERS LMAO but like. THATS HOW MUCH SPACE ALL THE SUPERFLUOUS BULLSHIT IS at least when you hit act six and things start getting *biiiiiiitter*.... eugh. oh not to mentioned aging characters up so these big emblematic metaphors for growing up actual feel congruent with their ages (16-20)

anyways. esme is my little clown girl with violent tendencies/detachment issues. she definitely has a personality disorder but oh my goooood writing her the other night was so much fun. im loving the dynamic shes building with dave and john; john and her are just so genuinely enthusiastic about everything, so painfully earnest and sincere about things. But she kinda has this sharpness, a little manic energy about her that gives her an *edge*. but like against dave and his insane life, she appears to almost mellow out and weirdly becomes the *normal* one, the one dave uses to ground himself (theyre literally palemates 4 lyfe) . i think giving dave a neighbor like this is bordering on TOO self indulgent but meh its so much fun. plus toddbro pitch shenanigans. and a brush against the chucklevoodoo when growing up influences her bardic energies later on, shes gonna be a dexterous sharp little powerhouse of a clown (and also!!! just look at her!!! shes the cutest ever!!!)

hugo is taking me a little bit longer to latch onto but i really do like his groundwork. i think i want him to be closer to jade and rose, in contrast to esme! i can definitely see him having this real mother hen anxiety over jade thats well meaning and fondly exasperated but its clear hes got a real soft spot for her airheaded self. and he and rose really respect each other flair for the dark and dramatic; couple little edgy goths that have probably shamefully roleplayed as wizards lol and his energy with eridan is really fun!! im enjoying his whole british spy energy hes so fuckign silly(some of my fav writings between them) (also his color is only temporarily yellow, its supposed to be more brown/beige)

(as for esme and hugo thats a little more complicated? i think hugo definitely does his mother hen shtick (its a part of his sylph class, hes just a meddler like kanaya, but he just gets along better with women (gayboy)) but that kinda just makes hugo kind of Boring to esme? idk i gotta workshop and give them something)

AND THEN. TYRIDA. the Main Focus rn. i love her so much. i feel like i finally have got a solid role on her as a blueblood and what her actual sort of life is like! Shes a dealmaker but its more of habit or hobby for her, almost a compulsive action, rather than a job like i thought originally. she is very Restless, aimless, starting projects but never quite finishing and then punishing herself; her contracts give her purpose and direction, so shes constantly making new ones. its a coping mechanism but its also something safe, sort of a bubble to keep her from "spreading her wings" so to speak. obvs taking inspo from myself but also just as a sagittarius AND as a mage "suffering" from her aspect; shes aimless, due to her high caste, shes *free* to do whatever, shes set for life; shes got all her quadrants filled (mostly), more money and power than she knows what to do with, a butler for a lusus, strength and prestige and basically nothing to *work* towards. so when she basically loses everything that both defined her and chained her, she experiences true freedom, from everything that ever mattered... yeah she sort of spirals a bit, before she finally kicks her ass into gear and started experimenting with the magic and dream bubbles and yadda yadda EVENTUALLY SHES GONNA BE A BADASS WIND MAGE. AND THATS REALLY ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER.

[sharkycare]

eek m determined to either find sumone to code my game or i'll learn how to code myself if i must >:3 !! MUAHAHAHA!!

EUGH EUGH PLESIOSAUR WHAAA ??? і wanna b a plesiosaur n swallow stones /silly 3,, they're so goofy i luv them :3

NOUUUU i just looked them up (i havnt heard of them ! ) THEY R SO CUTEEE imma eat em /j !!!

i love animal facts sm GRRR. a group of sharks is called a shiver :D. i have a whole journal for animal facts! AAAAAA >:D

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BEBEBBEBE i learned a little bit of scripting when i was younger out of sheer willpower :P a whOLE JOURNAL IS SO COOL i love animal facts too :3 i mostly am knowlegable about sharkies though ! did you know that the light that emits from the humpback anglerfishes bulb is from bacteria?? its so odd theyre so weird and yucky i love them /aff

[bigfemboyenergy]

opinion on pineapples

theyre good

tryig to come up with a rant here for something because the urge to be silly hit me

ok so pineapples right??? theyre pretty awesome especialky cause, why they look like that. like why does it look like that though…👀

and erm pineapple juice is also good most of the time. had a smoothie thing or something once that fuckign sucked that had pineapple in it i think. pineapple mango i believe? fuck dairy queen for giving me water with slight not even good flavoring eugh

anyway sometimes it makes things taste gross though. like why but its also flavorful though so it gets a free pass. apparently its good with this one alcoholic drink you can mix but shhh its not like ive tried it i just drank the excess juice. and boom thats my opinion on pineapples summed up i think theyre pretty cool its awesome that you can buy them from your local grocery store

[quarktrinity]

quark watches star trek season 1 episode 29

oh cool this is the last episode of season 1

uhura girlsplains private transmitters to kirk

weirdly colorful star map

why do they call other ships "he" i thought ships were girls

hey wasnt warp factor 8 super dangerous are we just cool with that now

kirk determined to save other ship flying into the sun i love this dude

some cryptic shit

k that dudes dead. bye

omg jims brother is on this planet :0

i just called kirk jim. i didnt even think about it. oh god.

uhura girlsplains private transmitters to kirk... 2!

kirk wants to see his family :(

this planet looks like the mopop in seattle. if u get it u get it

kirk looks nauseous with emotional vulnerability

insane violent dudes

omg they actually stunned them for once

something fucked ups going on here

kirk please you cant keep plunging crying womens faces into your tits eventually one of thems not gonna be cool with it

kirks brother is dead???

hahahahah he looks exactly like him

yeah hes dead

his nephews ok though

spock uses comfort! its not very effective. can they make out now

alright kirk you can do this. dont seduce your sister in law. i believe in you

her names aurelan im not sure thats a real name

aurelan dont make those noises

what are you talking about

this actress is determined to sound overwhelmingly horny when shes supposed to sound upset

some weird brain shit going on

"they"

evil brain creatures doing evil brain things to build ships?

horniest scream ive ever heard

uh rip aurelan i guess. congrats kirk you got through an episode with a hot girl without making out with her

kirk status: Repressing Sadness

are the aliens bees. they sound like bees

oh GOD

theyre like flying manta rays oh jesus. ok thats fucked

they look silly as shit but also the direction lets them be terrifying

SPOCK GOT MANTA'D

oh shit i think its in his brain

this is gonna be gay isnt it

anyone who thinks mccoy isnt kinda gay for spock is stupidly wrong

eugh its all up in his bod

alright theyre a little like bees

fight it spock fight it

"locate and restrain mr spock" very normal of u to say kirk

kirk pins spock to the floor. ok

i got bingo

spock u good

"i will be able to return to duty" i dont believe you

spock says i can just turn off my pain

"i need you, spock" DO YOU NOW, KIRK?

spock youre so possessed rn

yes scotty threaten his life

spock has Determination

"i am in complete control of myself, doctor" NO YOURE NOOOOT

kirk no dont believe him i know youre in love but you gotta use your brain i know you have one

sigh. ok spock try ur best to resist the evil brain things i guess

they look like those things from half life

theres so many oh god

cmon spock u got this

grabs u with my pinchers

mission successful thank god. manta ray thing kidnapped.

spock says fuck my own needs i am Useful

its a giant brain cell? thats super cool ngl

a lot of these aliens have really cool concepts and still look silly as shit

more mcspock sexual tension

kirk says computers good this time

"your affection for spock" DUDE

to spread brainpox or commit genocide. that is the question. kirk says no

star trek doesnt know that light is radiation

kill the brain mantas with light. ok

sorry we might have to blind you to free you from brain disease

spocks blind now

"these creatures are sensitive to light which we cannot see" you have described radiation. you said you tried radiation and it didnt work. dont do this to me

sorry spock we didnt need to blind you. its ok though he forgives us anyway

ULTRAVIOLET? THEYRE WEAK TO ULTRAVIOLET???? DO THEY KNOW THAT ULTRAVIOLET LIGHT EASILY BLINDS YOU????? DO THEY KNOW HUMANS ARE ALSO WEAK TO ULTRAVIOLET LIGHT??????? DO THEY KNOW THAT THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT RADIATION IS OH MY GOD IM LOSING MY MIND

exposing the entire planet to a giant blast of ultraviolet light is extremely dangerous and im not sure they know that. theyre gonna be so sunburned so many of them are going to get skin cancer

ULTRAVIOLET LIGHT ISNT RED

ugh. ok i guess the brain things are dead anyway. whatever

mcspirk is so real and true

spocks not blind anymore. hes fine now. vulcan stuff

"my first sight was the face of dr mccoy bending over me" WHAT

"tis a pity brief blindness did not increase your appreciation for beauty, mr spock" WHAT????????

MCSPIRK IS SO REAL AND TRUE

[missfingers]

ok i don't know much about yakuza but i gotta know for the choose violence ask game: 3, 8, 11, 16, 22, 24? (you can also do these about another fandom instead if you want, i just chose yakuza bc those are ur little guys)

HI AUSTIIINNN. forgive me this will get long

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

ohh my god theres been so many. but okay i will specifically pull up an example from the server i run. no screenshots cause the conversation was way too long but essentially yakuza has a massive misogyny problem with its female characters (of which there are. barely any). the conversation was specifically about the hostess mechanic, which is this minigame that appears in almost every game where you go to a hostess club and have a date there (a hostess club if ur unaware is basically softcore sex work its paying a woman to talk to you at a club). ofc nothing wrong with hostessing but people were specifically talking about how it was Kind Of Creepy that all the protags are like.... 40+ and all the hostesses / other female love interests are a lot younger.

and then this guy came in saying something along the lines of... if you criticise the way hostesses are objectified in yakuza then actually you hate women and sex workers and youre saying its not a real career .....? NO ONE WAS SAYING THAT. it was really one of those situations where the person was acting like these fictional female characters have their own agency to do sex work and flirt with older men ignoring completely the Old Men Writing The Series. they are not real people making their own decisions these are women written by men. it was bizarre. this guy also eventually said that if you criticise panty shots in anime youre racist or something because "japanese culture is like that" okay.

already answered 8 here! <3

just realised i completely got switched up on numbers and i already answered 11 and thought it was 10, so my answer for 11 is here but i will also answer 10 for @kasugas since i fucking. didnt.

10. worst part of fanon

majima woobification. and the worst part is its in the games now too like they straight up woobified him in kiwami and i cant STAND IITTTT. hes literally a yakuza boss he violently beats up his men he canonically married an 18 year old and hit her when she aborted their fetus hes not a good guy and i love when canon shows that. but then fanon is just like solely fucking majima everywhere characterisation of ooo hes just a silly little faggot who loves kiryu and kiryu hates him <333 (even though kiryu. does not. and finds his antics hilarious in every other game. and treats him as his closest friend.) and also the uncle majima stuff....... i like thinking about his relationship with haruka as much as the next guy but when people just. slap them together with no consideration to the fact he KIDNAPPED HER. AT 10 YEARS OLD. like dude shes going to be traumatised you cant just Ignore that for the sake of giving her two dads?

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

oh i fucking know. i KNOW why they like it and the answer is theyre uncreative yaoi loving freaks but so much nishitani content is just him acting like some borderline rapey daddydom and its soooooo Eugh. they make majima into this uwu baby who doesnt want any of his advances until the relationship is literally liek something out of a fucking yaoi where he "really wants it deep down but hes going to act like he doesnt so its going to feel so uncomfortable and hes going to get borderline assaulted". the entire appeal of nishimaji to me is that nishitani is literally so down horrifically bad for majima and majima actually likes him back even if he thinks hes weird as shit. theyre both insane for each other.

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

ok im going to sound deranged here but his relationship with mirei. thats the 18 year old i mentioned. a lot of people choose to ignore he did that and like.... i get it its very uncomfortable to accept your favourite dude would prey on a kid like that but like. i feel like it does a disservice to his character to ignore that? it shows how he perpetuates the cycle of abuse and its so incredibly interesting to me but so many people just say "he wouldnt do that!!!!" when like.... yes he would. im sorry but he would.

24. topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

fuckig hell idk theres so much horrible yakuza discourse. ig its relevant rn but like whenever anyone genuinely critiques how fandom acts (misogyny, racism, woobifying a genuinely morally reprehensible character, ableism, just anything) and then the people who do this shit get all up in arms about it and act like its pointless infighting when its... genuine shit that makes a community unsafe

[infernallies]

oh man. 911 S6B is amazing so far. in a flash was a bit. Hm. Strange. the editing didn’t help either 😭 BUT it was good setup for what was to come!! and then - in another life?? recovery???? FUCKING AMAZING. im so happy with the direction they’re taking the show in!!!!

i still have some gripes with the way it feels like the dialogue is a bit less natural and more platitude-y. their usual back and forth feels forced at times, and it just.. disappoints me. it used to be 911’s strongest point, and it just sticks out so much now. but maybe that’s just me? feel free to tell me if im wrong 🥲

BUCK’S ENTIRE COMA DREAM ALTERNATE REALITY RAAAAHHHHHHH IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL the tk dream episode is cool this coma dream episode is cool its so cool how different it is from the usual 911 episode formats IT STANDS OUT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE!!!!!!!! you get so excited when they suddenly change it up it was so strange and fun and awesome….. ASSHOLE BOBBY YOU WILL BE IN MY HEART FOREVER. eugh doug made me nauseous. kill KILL KILL ermmmm daniel was silly. NOT THE DOCTOR ON SURGEON VIOLENCE GOING ON IN THE DINNER TABLE that was funny actually

i immensely appreciate the fleshing out of wendall and bobby’s relationship, and the full circle moment when bobby continued on wendall’s wonderful legacy of always helping when he saw someone who needed it. it is beautiful, truly, and im glad that his death - while absolutely tragic and devastating - lead to the saving of everyone in that rehab center. i was so angry that they killed off a character who i barely knew and was genuinely excited to get to know. but i feel comforted in the fact that it meant something now, that he saved them. that he didn’t go down without a fight. he saved bobby, he saved tamara, and it was all by being a kind, loving, selfless person. I LOVE HIM OK DONT TOUCH ME.

the buckley-han family debacle is - quite something. i dont know why the buckley parents are suddenly nice???? i mean its nice and all but????? where did this come from. chim is right it’s a bit erm suspicious ? but perhaps after jee they did some personal growth, we shall never know.

buckley sibs my everything, overbearing maddie my everything, HER SCHEDULING HER COWORKERS TO CHECK ON HER BROTHER NAHHH SHE’S DOING THE MOST

BUCK FEELING TIRED OF EVERYONE AND GOING TO EDDIE’S HOUSE TO HIDE AWAY GET AWAY FROM ME IM ABOUT TO GO INTO SICKO MODE THEYRE SO INSANE. Shut the fuck up eddie diaz your gayass haircut is making you even more annoying somehow i know it (AFFECTIONATE) (SO MUCH AFFECTION)

theyre suddenly TALKING ABOUT THE SHOOTING?!!???()))( EDDIE REMEMBERS NOTHING BUCK REMEMBERS EVERYTHING FUCK MY LIFE OR MAYBE EDDIE’S LYING AND HE DOESNT WANT TO SAY “i remember that you stared at me like you were the one who got shot” or something fucking gay and crazy like that they should be put down. sorry. love you guys.

ermmmmm wow i love 911 its stupid and dramatic as shit sometimes but i do truly love it and they did so good with buck and bobby im so happy i love them i adore them thank you for everything

[parallasso]

oh boy okay :3

honestly i think cedric and braad r really silly together and couldve been so silly if it wasnt for the fact that jared totally just introduced him to have haha funny gay man character. like. cedric deserved a bit more personality. he had some. but man he couldve been so interesting. to be fair that was also a difficult time to introduce a love interest for braad considering the whole "sylnan is possessed and im really fucking worried abt his emo ass" part also happening at that time. Anyways i love a silly gay pirate captain. i should rewatch that part again its been a while since i made it that far into the campaign on a rewatch

when it comes to oriana with braaxi, I honestly see zero complications there on account of the fact that i dont think shes interested in taxi, at least not romantically anymore. if anyone else were to run that campaign (*cough* *cough* eugh jared) I dont think that bit at the very end with her and taxi would have happened. if youve ever seen me talk abt the fated and oriana you know i think that bit is so fuckign stupid. she deserves more of a personality than the "bitch ex girlfriend" character whos only there to be called on when taxi does something stupid and to point the party in the right direction when theyre lost. and if we take her interactions as how they are in the campaign, before the end i honestly believe that shes moved on from him. not that she hates him or anything cause she seems to still care about him. but not as a boyfriend. she deserves someone better because they do not seem to get along well as a relationship. imo oriana would see braaxi, go "sick," and then move on with her life. she had things to do. she had plans outside of the wharf. i believe in her and wanna know more abt her so badly.

hey guys who wants to talk abt the fated, send me anything I miss them, asks r open. headcanons, silly thoughts, even writing requests if I get the time and motivation to work on em. I'll even explain things if you havent watched like literaly ask anything. I'm like halfway fixated on them and I need to think abt them