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Like A Prayer (Part One)
summary: best friends with wade youâre always being dragged into something even when heâs not trying to, what are you to do when you find the fate of your timeline in the hands of yourself, your chaotic merc and an angry wolverine whoâs hellbent on drinking himself to death?
content warning: romance, some angst, a little fluff, character deaths, canon-typical violence, smut, lots of cussing, mutual pining, found family, drug and alcohol use, reader insert but with no use of y/n cuz I hate that shit, deadpool being deadpool, mentions of poor mental health (depression anxiety and ptsd mostly), scent marking, the honda odyssey scene needs a warning all on its own MINORS DNI
a/n: lots of wade in this one but no wolverine just yet!
tag list: @allmyn1ghts, @oscarissac2099
Masterlist//Next Chapter
Not Ok
Flashes of images invaded your mind. You were in a tank, arms restrained to your sides as the oxygen was slowly sucked out of the chamber, suffocating you. Your nails digging into the leather cushioning beneath you as you try to claw your way out.
Now you were strapped to a table, an array of needles embedded into your arms and legs as you were injected painfully with all kinds of different things you werenât even sure of.
You startled awake before the sound of your alarm had a chance to rouse you from your sleep. Groggily you run a shaky hand over your face before rolling over to grab your phone checking the time. You still had about 3 hours before it was time to get up and get ready for work. Knowing you most likely werenât going to go back to sleep, not that you wanted to anyways, you toss the covers off of you and head to the bathroom.
You turn the water of the shower on, waiting for it to heat up as you stand back up you catch a glimpse of yourself in the bathroom mirror, taking in your disheveled appearance you sigh as you lean over the sink.
Thereâs visible dark circles under your eyes from being torn from sleep countless times over the last few months. You were sure why the nightmares had started back up again, it had been years since you had been freed from the Weapon X program so why was it all coming back now?
Pulling your tank top over your head you quickly undressed and hopped into the shower. The water cascaded over you, the warmth a welcome relief. You closed your eyes, as you felt your tired muscles slowly start to relax under the soothing spray. Lathering up your soap on a loofa you quickly washed and dried yourself putting on ample amounts of makeup to hide your dark circles.
Once dressed you sat down at your little table in the kitchen and helped yourself to a bowl of cereal as you checked your phone again.
So much shit was happening in the world, genocides, corrupt politicians running for power, starving children. It was all you saw anytime you opened up anything and it was all too much. The world was going to complete shit
You lock your phone and check the time, you still had about an hour before work. Slipping on your shoes you grab your keys and your bag and head out the door nearly bumping into Wade who was munching on a bagel in the hallway.
âJesus fuck Wade!â You said placing a hand over your rapidly beating heart. âYou scared the shit outta me!â
âMy bad pookie bear. Didnât know you worked today.â He said with a shrug adjusting his wig as he did so.
âAlmost every day this week.â You said with a sigh rubbing a hand down your tired face. You had been doing that a lot lately. âGod Iâm so tired.â
âI hear OnlyFans is really popping off right now.âWade said but it was hard to tell if he was joking or not with his straight face.
âYeah? So what, you and Vanessa can be my only subscribers?â You snorted with an exaggerated laugh.
âI know for a fact Colossus would pay top dollar for a sneak peak of your toes!â
The sound of your ex's name made you grimace. Not that you had any ill will towards him, you were both still good friends albeit a bit awkward now that youâve dated for a short time, but you still didnât want the thought of him anyway near anything sexual you did.
âHard pass.â
âSuit yourself.â Wade said taking another bite from his bagel and you two walked down the hall together.
You start to rub at your forehead as you felt a headache coming on as you walked, another occurrence that had started to happen more and more often.
âMore nightmares?â Wade asks, his voice laced with concern as he watched you.
âYeahâŠbut donât worry about it Wade.â You could handle yourself, a few ibuprofen and youâd be fine.
He calls your name, as if to say itâs too late not to be worried about you, but you wave him off as you dig around in your backpack for a second before pulling out a small black envelope.
âHappy birthday by the way! Youâre hard as fuck to shop for so I hope you like it.â You smile at him as you hold out the gift hoping to change the subject.
With an exaggerated gasp Wade tosses his bagel behind him and holds up his hands up in surprise before taking the envelope from you, and ripping it open. Inside were two tickets to a Celine Dion concert, one of his favorite artists.
âOh my-!â He starts with a gasp âI didnât even know she was touring!â He cried excitedly as he pulled you into a tight hug.
âYeah I had to basically stalk Ticketmaster for those so youâre welcome.â You said returning the hug.
âSugar booger! I love it!â He said releasing you.
âNow you just gotta figure out who to take with you.â You said as you bump shoulders with him. âMaybe PeterâŠ.oooor I donât know maybe a certain someone we all know and love who works at a particular strip club that we like to visit on occasion?â
âPeanutâŠâ Wade warned, you held up your hands in surrender. It was like a kid trying to get their divorced parents back together.
âLook, all Iâm saying is it wouldnât hurt to ask her.â
âIâll think about it.â He says quietly as he stares out deep in thought.
With that the two of you part ways, wishing each other a good day at work, Wade heading for his bike where Peter was waiting and waving at you, and you heading toward the bus stop.
Work at the pet shop was the same as always, mundane and mind numbing but it paid the rent so who were you to complain about it. You had your fair share of zooted teens coming in to ask dumbass questions and waste your time as well as the occasional fish snob who complained about the size of your tanks but all of that was typical of a normal day and honestly made it go by quicker. By the time you realized what time it was it was time to clock out and head on home to help set up for Wadeâs surprise party.
Once home you dropped off your bag and changed your clothes putting on a loose fitted t-shirt and jeans with a cardigan before heading over to Wadeâs place with a bunch of drinks. You didnât drink much but everytime Wade went out on a âbusiness tripâ, as he called them, back in his Deadpool days heâd bring you back a bottle of something.
Inside Wade and Blind Alâs apartment across the hall, many of your mutual friends were already busy at work setting up for the party. Colossus Ellie and Yukio were busy blowing up balloons and decorating while Dopinder Buck and Vanessa were busy setting up the food spread.
Looking around yourself you felt a small smile tug at the corner of your lips, all around you were the people you and Wade loved the most and you were incredibly lucky to have them in your lives after everything you all had been through over the years. A pang in your chest made you hold a hand over it and your smile dropped. Something still felt missing though and no matter how hard you thought about it you just couldnât place what it was.
âHow you doing sweetheart?â A soft voice pulled you from your thoughts. Whipping around you were pulled into a tight hug by Blind Al.
âIâm doing alright.â You smiled weakly âHowâd you know it was me?â
âIâm blind not deaf sweetheart,â she said âainât nobody else here sighing that hard but you and Wade and Wadeâs not here yet.â
âSorry.â
âYour dreams still giving you trouble?â She asks as she leads you further into the home.
âI wouldnât say dreams, more like night terrors but yeah they are a little.â You say as you place the bag said booze you bought on the kitchen counter and follow Al to the living room where she seated herself comfortably in her recliner. âItâs nothing to worry about though.â
âDonât bullshit a bullshitter baby.â
For someone who was blind Al sure could see right through you sometimes.
âIâm probably just stressed is all.â You try to downplay the situation but Al wasnât having it.
âItâs been months.â She says matter of factly.
âItâs been a stressful few months.â
âLook⊠I may not have been there when you and Wade went through what you went through in that program but itâs over now. Itâs done and that Ajax guy canât hurt you anymore.â She said resting a hand in her arm gently.
Al hadnât been a part of the Weapon X program like you and Wade had been but that hadnât stopped him from telling her in excruciating detail about all the horrible shit you both had gone through during it.
âI know Al I just-â you start but stop not fully knowing how to describe what you felt. âI just wish I could switch my brain off, just hit the reset button and be done with it but I- canât get the memories outta my head.â
âI know sweetheart itâs gonna take time but time ainât gonna do shit if you donât let people in to help you.â
You knew she was right but youâd be damned if youâd admit it out loud.
âWhen did this turn into a therapy session? I thought this was supposed to be a party.â
âSmart ass.â She said tapping you on the leg with her cane. âGo help Vanessa make the jungle juice before he gets home. Iâm gonna go see if that dumbass has any Bolivian marching powder left in his stash.â With that she stood to her feet and went to herâs and Wadeâs shared bedroom
âOh Al come on! I thought you guys were done with that.â You called after her with a frown.
âNot till Iâm dead babygirl.â She called back and if she could you think sheâd wink at you.
Back in the kitchen you and Vanessa make quick work mixing and setting up the drink you bought making light conversation as you do so.
âSo-â she starts off but pauses as if deep in thought for a moment.
âSo?â You ask curiously as you take a sip of the alcoholic punch taste testing to see if it needed anything.
âYou uh seeing anybody new yet?â She asks.
You nearly choke on your drink in surprise.
âN-no I uh no Iâm not.â You stuttered trying to compose yourself. âAre you?â
âY-yeah thereâs this guy. I met him at work, heâs kind.â
You could tell she was lying, but didnât speak on it.
âYâknow, I hear Colossus has been talking about you to Ellie a lot lately.â
Here we go again you thought.
âOh nah hard pass we tried that dance already didnât really work out.â You waved her off, but she continued anyway.
âIâm just saying heâs a nice guy, and heâs big, like everywhere, and made of metal, thatâs like totally your thing. Remember when we saw the Winter Soldier and you wouldnât shut up about Buckyâs metal arm?â
Not she was calling you out.
âJust think about it hun, you're always stuck up in your apartment or at work, youâre lonely and I think a little human connection would do you some good.â
âYeah alright Iâll think about it.â She smiles at you before caressing your cheek, like she was the big sister you never knew you had.
âBut only if you think about giving Wade another chance too.â You slip in âDeal?â
She contemplates for a moment before she smiles back at you again. You knew she still had feelings for the man and so did he.
âDeal.â
Before either of you could change the topic of your conversation the front door opened up again, this time revealing Peter and Wade.
âSurprise!â Everyone shouted as Dopinder Ellie and Yukio threw confetti into the air.
âOh you guys!â Wade gasps dramatically. âYouâre lucky Iâm not armed!â
âIf this was five years ago youâd all be dead.â He laughed as he went around hugging everyone.
The party went on without a hitch. Wade intermingling with everyone as he was passed around the room. You stayed in your own little corner as you watched sipping on your third drink for the evening. Parties werenât really your thing but for Wade youâd endure them when you had to. Just as you were about to move to get yourself another drink you spotted Wade and Vanessa talking quietly amongst themselves in the kitchen hovering over the punch bowl. With a smile just glad they were finally talking to each other you thought it better not to disturb them for the time being.
Soon after however you all found yourselves piling into the kitchen as Wade called for everyone to come and cut the cake. Wade snapped a few pictures on Yukioâs Polaroid, making some cheesy speech about how lucky he was to be surrounded each and every person he ever loved in one room, something you rolled your eyes at even though you had found yourself thinking the same thing just earlier, before going to make a wish blowing out his birthday candles as he did so.
The party continued to progress throughout the night and the stuffiness of all the bodies in the room was starting to get to you. Excusing yourself from conversing with Buck and Peter you step out into the hallway for a moment to try and get some air. Your head felt like it was swimming, probably from all the alcohol and not enough food, and you were starting to feel nauseated as a pounding sound hammered through your skull. Eventually you decided to take a step outside to get some actual air to see if that would help.
After a handful of greedy gulps of the fresh night air you finally decide to return to the party before anyone came looking for you. Once inside your hallway you spotted Wade first, but he wasnât alone this time. Surrounding him were at least 5 guys all dressed in black body armor and masks with weird electrical looking batons in their grasps. Immediately your defenses rose as you silently crept up behind them.
âOh peanut, you came back! Iâd offer to let you join in on the orgy but I donât think this guy hereâs down for sharing me.â Wade quips as he sucks on a breath mint leaning on his doorway. His comment drew most of the menâs attention towards you but not before he drew it back to himself. It seemed that they could care less that you were even there. âHeâs got this whole hate sex, love 'em and leave' em vibe going for him right now.â
âShut your mouth clown!â The guy in the front snaps as he goes to grab Wade by his toupee. Just as he grabs it an orange doorway opens up behind Wade and a pair of arms reach out pulling him inside causing his hair system to get ripped off.
âWade!â You shout as you sprung into action, using all your weight you shove two of the guys causing the three of you to fall through the strange orange doorway just before it closed behind you.
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horses are still overrated
pairing jeong yunho x f!reader word count 2k genres fluffïčsmut warnings 18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT, mature language, established relationship, mentions of voyeurism, dirty talk, marking-ish, mutual masturbation, kissing, slight cum eating shhhhh donât say anything, pet names: baby, babe, princess
summary new relationships always have room for experimenting, and well, you and yunho are no exception.
more ok so i tried doing these in ask format but i didnât like it so weâre back to our regularly scheduled programming with a little update :P anyway,, this was for this request! itâs meant to be an extension of save a horse, ride a cowboy but can totally be read as a standalone! i kinda strayed from the initial req, but i hope this is still good⊠itâs still yunho day so <3 ALSO @bro-atz thank u for betaing my love i appreciate u so big!! pls reblog if u enjoyed!
@atzhouse
The few weeks that have passed since you and Yunho have confessed to each other have been nothing short of blissful.Â
He makes you feel like youâre soaring, ensuring that your happiness is the top priority. He embraces you in a way thatâs not only physical, but emotional too. Like his feelings for you are their own special hug of warmth that envelopes you when you need it most. You could never get tired of him, could never return to your life back home like this summer never happened.Â
Because in all honesty, this summer was the best thing that couldâve ever happened to you.Â
You have a small smile on your face as you reminisce about the wonderful time youâve spent here so far, leaning back into the bench on the farmhouse porch. Initially, you were sitting here to openly gawk after Yunho as he rounded up the cattle, but now you were too giddy to pay attention to that. You donât notice him walking towards you directly, Yeoreum tailing behind him.Â
âWhatâs got you so cheesy today?âÂ
You blink at his question, feeling a bit bashful. Youâll never get used to this view. âI was just thinking about us, and how happy you make me.â
âThatâs cute,â he mirrors your expression, one hand on the back of the bench to hold his weight and the other coming up to cup your jaw, lips pecking yours gently. âReady for dinner?â
âI have a confession to make,â you start as youâre washing the dishes after dinner.Â
âWhatâs up?â Yunho asks you from the other side of the kitchen, putting away the leftovers. He shuts the refrigerator and leans against it, arms crossed over his chest. You swallow thickly.Â
âIâve just had this on my chest for so long and I need to get it off before I explode,â you ramble, avoiding his eyes as you scrub a plate. âPromise you wonât judge?â
âI promise,â he chuckles, and you can hear his footsteps as he gets closer. âI wonât judge you.â
Your sigh comes out as more of a shudder, Yunhoâs arms wrapping around your middle and his chin resting on your shoulder. The new proximity makes you ten times more nervous to say your piece, your heart beating erratically behind your rib cage. This is fine. This is great actually. (No itâs not!)
âDoâ umâ do you remember the day before Seojun and I broke up?â Your hands are trembling slightly.Â
âWhen you gave Yeoreum a bath, right?â He nods, the movement bothering you slightly because it has his chin digging into your shoulder uncomfortably. âWhat about it?â
âSoâŠâ You have to pause the dishes, your hands clamming up so much that you think the handle of your sponge will fly out of your grasp. âThat night, when my lightbulb went out, I actually went out to go grab you. Butâ uhâ I saw something⊠else⊠insteadâŠâ
Your eyes squeeze shut, entirely too mortified to even think about what his reaction could be. Itâs been a minute since the ordeal played out, so really you didnât have to say anything. Part of you felt like you couldnât continue this relationship in good conscience without being totally honest, though.Â
Strong hands wrap gently around your wrists, turning you around to face him. He tsks, âOpen your eyes, princess.â
His eyes are soft, no hint of disappointment or disgust on his features as he stares back at you. His lips curl into a smug smile after a couple seconds, cupping your jaw and caressing your cheek with his thumb. You blink at him, a little confused by the shift in atmosphere, but not complaining.Â
âYouâre notâ?âÂ
âYou watched me fuck my fist, is that right?â Yunho asks so bluntly, so vulgarly. âTell me, what did you do after that?â
Itâs easy to divert your gaze again, focusing on how interesting the material of his button up suddenly is. Itâs one thing to admit that you stood there and watched for a bit, itâs another to admit you stuffed yourself with your own fingers not even fifteen minutes later. But you think he already knows that, based on your behavior and some good olâ context clues.Â
âI⊠I touched myself,â you whimper, ashamed of how youâre getting turned on. The worst part is the fact that heâs enjoying this. Heâs enjoying the way he has you folding for him so quickly. âTo the thought of youâŠâ
Yunhoâs grip on your chin tightens and his eyes flutter shut with a groan. âFuck, baby, thatâs so hotâŠâ
You werenât sure how this would go, and a piece of you genuinely thought he might even end things with you. Any other person would think you were sick and perverted, but not him. It makes you feel a lot better and a lot more secure in your relationship.Â
Your tongue pokes out of the corner of your mouth, grazing the pad of his thumb. He hisses, cursing under his breath, letting you wrap your lips around and suck the finger. Yunho stares with not a single coherent thought behind his eyes. Heâs losing his composure, pressing his thumb down on your tongue.Â
âDo you think you can tell me? How exactly did you touch yourself?â He purses his lips, his free hand slipping into the opening of your overalls, dragging his finger along the exposed skin of your waist. You shake your head with a whine.
âYun⊠Thatâs embarrassingâŠâÂ
He pulls his hand out of your overalls, hooking the digit into your belt loop and yanking you closer. His mouth is dangerously near your own, lips brushing yours when he speaks. âI wanna know. Need to picture my pretty princess fucking herself desperately âcause her fingers arenât enough to get her off.â
Your legs feel like jelly, your cunt clenching around nothing just by his words alone. Yunho had always done such a good job at being the sweet and doting partner everyone wanted. He was attentive, praised you like you were a living, breathing goddess. But this dirty side of him is different. And you like it a lot more than you should.
âO-OkayâŠâ You swallow thickly, and suddenly heâs spinning you so his chest is to your back. He urges you towards the bedroom, attaching his lips to your neck and sucking the supple skin gently, tenderly.
âGo on,â he says between kisses, still pushing you until youâre standing in the middle of his room. Your eyes already feel heavy and you havenât done anything yet. âTell me.â
âIâ umâ I thought about your hands and how big they are,â your tone is shaky, and you hope you donât sound stupid. âThought about how good it would feel to have them all over me. I pictured that it was your fingers inside of me. Imagined your cock, and how big it is.â
âIs that so? Iâm just not getting the visual, babe. I think I need you to show me.â He hums, a hint of amusement in his voice. As if this couldnât get more embarrassing, now he wants you to finger yourself in front of him? Youâre about to protest, but heâs pressing your lower back to the mattress and talking against the corner of your mouth again, teasing you because he knows he can. âIf youâre good for me, Iâll fuck you so well, you wonât be able to forget the shape of my cock.â
You nod with a whimper, hopping onto the bed and scooting all the way up to the pillows. Your hands are wobbly as you undress yourself, unbuckling your overalls and kicking them off your feet. Of course you chose the worst day to dress the part. Yunho sits at the edge, watching you with an unreadable expression.Â
When youâre in nothing but your top and panties, he clears his throat, leaning back onto his palms. His tongue darts out to wet his lips. âMove your underwear to the side for me, princess. Let me see your pretty pussy.â
Itâs almost impossible to hold back a moan, following his instructions. You glide your middle finger through your folds, showcasing how youâre practically dripping for him in the amount of time itâs taken you to get from the kitchen to here. He exhales through his nose, legs spreading to give you a glimpse of an uncomfortable looking bulge in his pants.Â
You sigh deeply at the sight, circling your finger around your clit slowly. The thought of being the cause behind it, of getting Yunho so hot and bothered, drives you crazy and has you curling your toes.Â
âJust like that,â he encourages, tossing his denim button up to the floor. He palms over his erection, tilting his head slightly. âCan you do some more for me?â
âMhm,â is all you can manage to force out, doing what he asked. You shove your ring and middle fingers inside of yourself, finally releasing a moan at the intrusion. You keep pressure on your clit with the heel of your palm. Thereâs silence between you save for the occasional whine.
Yunho shivers, shimmying out of his pants so he can stroke himself freely. You gawk at him with bated breath, biting your lip as your fingers pick up their pace. Thereâs a knot that settles in the pit of your stomach, tightening and tightening in preparation for that special moment.Â
The view of him spread out in front of you, fucking up into his hand with hooded eyes trained on your own playing with your cunt, is too much. Heâs wearing that same godforsaken white tank top as he was the night you saw him, the muscles in his forearm and bicep flexing with each twist of his wrist, each pump of his cock.Â
You feel like youâre drooling, ogling at him like he was a piece of meat. But you couldnât help it. Yunho was the most attractive man youâd ever laid eyes on. The longer you stare, the further you fall. Thatâs a conclusion youâve come to a little too late.Â
ââM close, Yun,â you moan, arching your back off of the pillows, head almost clunking against the headboard. âWanna cum with you.â
âIâm almost there, too, baby,â he grunts, teeth gritted as he runs his thumb over his slit. That has a loud whine spilling from your lips, your feet digging into the mattress. You donât know how much longer you can last.Â
Your fingers try to reach that spongy, sensitive spot deep in your cunt, but you canât. It seems that only Yunhoâs long, thick fingers could accomplish that feat. No wonder you were so obsessed with his hands.
You opt for using the fingers of your free hand to swipe quickly at your clit while the others curl and thrust into you, inching you toward that steep cliff that has stars decorating your vision. Judging by the volume of his sounds getting higher and higher, you can tell Yunhoâs right there with you.Â
One particular absentminded curse from him has your brain short circuiting, that promise of release washing over you almost violently. Your body aches and quivers, orgasming harder than you ever had just with your own hand. (Youâd like to think the presence of a certain cowboy had everything to do with it.)
He groans and follows behind shortly after, painting his hand in milky white. The two of you try to catch your breaths, laying there for a couple moments to recuperate. After a while, Yunho leans over to kiss you gently, squeezing your cheeks with his cum covered hand. You scrunch your nose.Â
âYouâre getting it on my face!â
âThat was the goal,â he laughs, pressing another sweet kiss to your lips. You roll your eyes, licking away whatever was near your mouth. He groans again. âFuck, are you trying to kill me? Purposely?â
âMaybe,â you shrug. âI remember being told youâd fuck me if I did good for you. Whereâs my reward?â
âTrust me, I didnât forget.â
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#atzhouse#ateez#ateez x reader#ateez smut#ateez jeong yunho#ateez yunho#ateez yunho x reader#ateez yunho smut#jeong yunho x reader#jeong yunho smut#yunho x reader#yunho smut#yunhoszn#đź â reqs
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Out like a light >ᔄ_ᔄ<
Boxer!Eren Yeager x Onyankopon lil sis!black fem reader
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Your big brother, Onyankopon, was a well-renowned fighter in the boxing industry, winning belt after belt due to his exceptional skill. You were proud of him, especially considering the hardships you both endured for him to reach this point.
There's a twelve-year age difference between you, with him being 34 and you being 22. Since the moment you were born, Ony has been the one taking care of you because your emotionally unavailable parents felt they didnât need to. He stole for you, bought you food, and ensured your education by enrolling you in tutoring programs under your parents' name to secure your graduation, admission to a good university, and a high-paying job. Fighting was how he made his money.
When it came to you, Ony didnât play, so you could only imagine his face when he sees a video of his main opponent basically flirting with you at a coffee shop.
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Today was a very slow day for you. Your lectures were stupidly long and boring, your friends were all busy, AND on top of all that you dropped a cookie you were eating in a puddle when you were walking to class. Now you find yourself working on a assignment for your chemistry class in a coffee shop.
As you were working, you heard a large commotion coming from the entrance of the store. Turning to see what it was, you were blinded by flashing lights emanating from the front windows of the store. Deciding not wanting to have these lights in your eyes, you turned back and continued working.
After about 30 minutes you grew hungry. Cursing yourself out for not getting any food before hand, you made your way to the register. On the way there, you got a notification on your phone causing you to look at it.
Sash đ«Ą :
YALL WANNA HANGOUT LATER????
Y/n đ :
oh so when I ask if yâall want to hang yâall donât wanna respond đđ (oh and sure>.<)
Con đ€ :
thats because you be asking us at the most god forsaken hoursđ
As you were typing out your response, you bumped into someone. (clichĂ© i know but yâall bare with me đ) âOh Iâm sorry..â you say before you see a cake pop fall to the ground. Now you were really sorry. The man in front of you groaned in frustration. âWatch where youâre goin-â he paused when he turned around. Staring at you as if he was lost for words.
âIâm so sorry. Please let me buy you another one.â You offer. An unexpected low âDamnâ fell from the manâs lips leaving both you and him confused. âNo itâs fineâ he says when he snaps back to reality. âOh come on! Itâs my fault so Iâll buy you a new one! Iâm going there right now anyways!â You insisted eager to fix your mistake. The man turns looks at his friends and then looks back at you. âOk um sure.â A small smile forming on his lips.
"Here," you said, extending the cake pop to him with a sheepish grin. "Sorry again." "You really didn't have to do that," he replied, his gaze shifting to the dessert now in his hand. "No, no! I had to!" you insisted, your smile widening with sincerity. He returned your smile, gratitude in his eyes. "So... do you have a name?" he asked. "Oh, umm itâs (y/n)! Whatâs yours?" you responded. "Eren. Oh, um, Eren Yeager," he replied shyly.
As you processed his name, a wave of recognition washed over you. You'd definitely heard that name before. That's when it clicked. The paparazzi, the wounds on his face. everything fell into place, and you suddenly realized who he was.
"You're that boxer, right?" you said, unable to contain your excitement as you grinned at him. "Oh, umm, yeah," he replied, rubbing the back of his head nervously. "Do you like boxing?" he asked, trying to shift the focus away from himself. "I mean, my big brother's a boxer," you replied casually, feeling a of pride as you mentioned your brothers job.
"Really? Who is he?" Eren asked, his curiosity piqued. "Onyankopon!" you replied proudly, the name rolling off your tongue effortlessly.The feeling Recognition formed on Eren's face. That's where he'd seen you beforeâlinked to the famous Onyankopon.
Eren and Ony were headlining for this highly anticipated ïżŒboxing event, were they are facing each other in the ring. Throughout the years of both of their boxing Journeys, there have been very mild beef between the both of them. But nothing to Extreme.
"Hope you donât mind me beating up your brother," Eren teased, flashing a mischievous grin at you. "Umm, I donât think you will," you replied, a playful smirk tugging at the corners of your lips as you bantered back. With a subtle nod, you motioned for him to follow you back to the table where your belongings stood.
Eren obliged, his smile widening as he fell into step beside you. "So, what do you do?" "I'm in university right now. I want to become a dermatologist," you replied. "Oh, really? That's cool," Eren responded.
"Hey, so um," Eren interrupted you, halting your steps. You turned to face him, curious about what he had to say. His smile was infectious, and you found yourself returning it. "I was wondering if you'd want to talk more," he continued. âI would love to but my class is starting in a few minutes and..â you look at the paparazzi still flashing there cameras at him. âYou also look busy.â You return your gaze back to him. He looks behind him and sulks. Their still here?
"Then can I get your number?" Eren asked, eager to continue talk to you more. Your smile widened at his request, flattered by his interest. With a playful glint in your eye, you reached out for his phone, causing a flicker of confusion to pass over his face. "For my number," you clarified with a smirk, enjoying teasing him just a little. "Oh, um, yeah," Eren stammered slightly, fumbling in his pockets until he located his phone. Once he retrieved it, he handed it over to you.
"Here ya go, honey," you said teasingly, handing Eren his phone back with a playful smile dancing on your lips. His cheeks flushed slightly at the nickname, caught off guard by the endearment. "Thank you, pretty," he replied, mustering up the courage to flirt back, his attempt at charm accompanied by a sheepish grin. As you prepared to leave, Eren's gaze lingered on you, reluctant to see you go. "Text me when you get home," he requested softly, his sincerity evident in his tone as he watched you pick your stuff up and leave.
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Griffons are not Long Termed Fucked: Real Life Animal Conservation Success for your Fantasy World Building
So the Dragon Age AMA sure was a thing. I am not going touch on any of the rest of it besides the future of the griffons, especially as someone who just played Inquisition and Veilguard. The reason I want to touch on the griffons is because animals are an interest of mine and I greatly admire the work that has gone into conservation and breeding programs across the world. Hopefully, y'all enjoy me theorizing about griffons with what I know.
Before we get into it, I would like to thank @ellstersmash for screenshotting the AMA and posting it here. Below the cut is going to be a screenshot from their post. Beyond the cut is spoilers for Veilguard so beware if you are avoiding those.
Ok, let's get the first thing out of the way, is 13 individuals ideal? Of course not but that does not make the situation impossible. I am going to go at this from "what would be most ideal" in the scenario that the game presents.
Aren't Assan and the other griffons siblings?
I think it is important to remember that Davrin is the one who says this. None of the Wardens involved in finding or raising the griffons would know that information. In fact, the only person that would know that is Isseya, who hid the eggs.
The wardens and Davrin were concerned in raising and training these young griffons. At that age, it didn't seem like they were thinking of the breeding possibilities in the future and considered them "siblings" because they were found and hatched together.
There is some visual cues that could point to the griffons not being from the same clutch. When you go back to the Hossberg Wetlands after rescuing the griffons, they can be found hanging amongst the wardens and they are surprisingly colorful and each seem to be inspired by different birds when it comes to their colors. While it is completely possible that is just how griffons were, it could point to a situation where Isseya stole an egg from 13 different clutches. It would make sense that when the griffons were wiped out, Warden command would have noticed if entire clutches disappeared but what about just an egg from each clutch? While this is the best case scenario, I do feel it's entirely plausible and would mean each griffon of our 13 have different parents.
In short, they could very well be siblings but there is no reason they couldn't be eggs from 13 different mated pairs of griffons. Hopefully Bioware goes with the later.
EDIT: As @siderealtide very helpfully pointed out in their reblog, we do know they are all siblings from one clutch from the story, Last Flight, as Isseya did cut them out of 1 dying griffon.
Given.... everything it could get retconned or as Siderealtide also pointed out as well they could be more mammalian like cats and have multiple fathers if their mother was especially frisky ( that would be fantastic for the situation. Not ideal but not insurmountable). Or magic but I did not feel knowledgeable enough on what is possible with magic in Dragon Age to theorize on that for this post. Back to the original post.
2. But isn't 13 griffons still too few?
Now there are ideal situations, which this isn't, but that doesn't make it impossible. It would make the griffons susceptible to a falling prey to a disease or scenario that deceased griffons might have had the genetic diversity to combat but none of the surviving 13 have the genes to weather through. That is not guaranteed to happen (and this is a fictional scenario.)
There are also some remarkable examples of animals coming back with similar odds.
The California Condor, my beloved. By 1982, only 23 individuals remained so they were all taken into captivity by the California Condor Recovery Program for a captive breeding program. In such programs they can arrange for mating pairs for ideal genetic diversity and hand rear individuals to ensure as many of the young live to adulthood. Today, there are over 500 California Condors in the wild and in captivity combined.
The Black Footed Ferret's program started with 18 individuals and 1000 are now in the wild!
In short, not ideal but not impossible. Even if you make a certain choice in game.
3. Ok, so how would the griffon breeding program work?
So I do believe both the Dalish/Veiljumpers and the Wardens would be capable of doing such efforts depending on your choice in game. They don't have as many tools at their disposal for optimal pairings or detecting genetic makeup, but they could do pedigrees to track who mated with whom and when.
Ideally, there would be more female griffons than males since the female griffons can lay eggs (hopefully more than one at a time). You could then pair a female and male griffon together until they produce a clutch/or clutches successfully before rotating in another male partner to repeat the process. From there, you would keep track of their ancestry to produce ideal mating pairs going forward and keep it as genetically varied as possible. In this ideal scenario, griffons don't mate for life and if there is lore about that, refer to my earlier disclaimer about my dragon age knowledge.
4. What about that 50/500 thing?
That came from Google AI summary. I admit I have never heard that rule before but it's more complicated than saying these numbers are required across the board.
5. Why did you make this post?
Like I said, it's a special interest of mine. I love watching Nat Geo shows about accredited zoos and learning about their conservation efforts. Environmental doomerism serves no one. Yeah, there will be times where we can't save species but people have shown time and time again that it is possible even under very bleak circumstances. So yeah in part this was about hope for these fictional griffons but I also if you got a little hope about real life conservation efforts, that's nice too.
#dragon age the veilguard#datv spoilers#dragon age#griffons#Have some hope for fictional and real animals in these troubled times.
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"Soulmate 3s au where Tommy accidentally tells Buck about Daniel"
I'm *sat* and listening
ok so here's a little pasrt of the main scene of the fic
âHmmm, Iâd said a broken shoulder for Tommy around two years ago. It felt so bad I cried for hours and it wasnât even my pain,â Evan says, frowing his pretty face.
Tommy nodded remembering how bad it felt. He was hiking with a friend, till he saw a kid and danger and rushed to help. He did of course, but managed to fall from the three, breaking his shoulder.Â
âIâd really wish to be here for him,â the smile that Evan sends him makes Tommy swallow so many words he wants to screen from roofroped but heâs not sure Evan is still ready for it. Heâll ask. Soon. For now just having Evan in his life is enough.
âAnd now the most interesting part of our program today, let me bet, it was the truck that literally was on your boyâs leg,â Howie winks and Maddie nudges his shoulder when Evan throws a napkin at him saying âtoo soon manâ.
âNuh, first you said the worst pain when we weren't around. I was there helping to save him and all the rehabilitation,â Tommy says and everyone nods. He knows it's the perfect opening and he goes for it. Because he needs to be absolutely sure Evan is fine after what happened to him when he was 6 months old. And he just needs to know what exactly it was. He canât live without knowing anymore.
âBut itâs definitely his worst pain since he was 6. But no, Iâd wish I was there for him when he was 6 months old and going through the worst pain that any baby should never feel. Can I know what it was by the way? Were you sick and needed some kind of treatment?â he looks at Evan who looks shocked at him. Everything is silent while Evan tries to find his words.
âTo-Tommy, what yo-you talking about?â
âAbout the awful pain in your leg for a long time and aches for days after. I was 7 but still remember how I was crying in my nonnaâs hands for hours.â Tommy says not seeing any recognition on Evanâs face.
âI was in the hospital when I was a baby just for check ups and vaccinations. Tell him Maddieâ Evan turns to Maddie who looks like she sees the ghosts. âMaddie?â Evanâs voice changes to suspicious and his eyes go red. â Do-do you know anything about this?â
Maddie puts her glass that she was holding not moving, turning to look at evan with her lip bitten and Tommy already knows he should have never asked. Because the truth seems too big to know. But at the same time? He is happy he asked. Evan deserves to know.
âYou were in a hospital for your checkups and vaccinations, but not only,â Maddie swallows with tears in her eyes. âYou were a healthy baby, but,â he voice cracks, and next thing she whispers if not the silence in the loft no one could have heard it, âDaniel wasnât. He was our brother, Evan. He ⊠he had leukemia. We-we basically lived in the hospital.â
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Wild Kratts - Chimpanzee and Me - Thoughts
The last of this week's new episode premiere, released online today alongside Salamander Streaming and Bumblezzzz. Will air on TV this coming Wednesday so as always, spoilers ahead!
K, so huge confession but Zooboomafo was the only other show by the Kratt Brothers I distinctively remember watching. I watched a few clips of Kratts' Creatures, but mistook them for WK as a kid. This is most definitely a callback to some Chimpanzee adventure episode in KC that I did not happen to pick up. So it's totally lost on me.
That being said, my prediction of references to previous Kratt Brothers' works reigns supreme (and for those who view all four Kratt Brother shows in one hollistic "canon" here's some ammo for your fan-theories).
Look at those delicious yummy grapes... wonder if they're being saved for later.
I will still never forget when the synopsis for this episode came out about Chris spraining his ankle, as well as when a synopsis for the clip came of him tripping on grapes. The constant memes and reactions omfg /silly
But seriously this man is in PAIN. This season for what it's worth, does a lot of angst and in ways you'd never expect.
I've never sprained or broken a limb, so I'm probably in no place to talk, but from the looks of that frame, Chris bent his ankle pretty damn good. He's definitely gonna be on hiatus for the next few weeks (which could ironically be taken metacontextually since after this episode we'll be on another hiatus until next year when the live show comes)
Ok let's talk about the villain's plan here. He wants to replace his Zachbots with a Chimpanzee he can roboticize to do his work. Here are my many thoughts and takeaways from this, some of which, definitely are just me reaching.
A step up from his dumbass plan in the last episode. Not threatening, but motivations that are actually sensible (but still evil though).
More than once have I seen the theory floating aound where Zach programmed his bots to be smart enough to obey his commands, but dumb enough to where they won't turn against him. I assumed that this episode was going to end with the cliche of Zach's creations turning on him as laser guided karma (hint it doesn't) so it really puts things into perspective.
Considering how we are getting two Zach-related episodes in a row, coming just off the heels of Our Blue and Green World, I like to headcanon that Zach's overall character in this batch of episodes is some form of response or byproduct of the events of that special. Because between Paisley's sudden betrayal, Donita's callous threat of physical violence in the previous episode, and his henchmen's limited intellect, he realizes how much he is fundamentally losing control, both in the villain team, and in his own endeavors as a villain. He's slowly, yet consistently and constantly being knocked down from the pedestal that he views himself on, and by trying to change the status quo with a new animal assistant, he thinks he can keep himself up at the top where he thinks he belongs, completely oblivious to how he's his own worst enemy. Yes, I'm overanalyzing all 3 episodes and I love it.
This is another moment where I HAVE to use my one-video-only-free-card to convey the point across because a certain scene is that good. This is only a 34 second action sequence where the chimpanzees are running from the Zachbots, but holy hell the background music. I had to isolate the background noises just to share it with y'all so you can see my point as to how the music absolutely carries this scene. Pure West has always gone so hard with the scores in this show, but they were absolutely on fire for this brief chase scene. I actually tensed up seeing the Chimp's mother getting torn away from her baby as the music swole up. Yet another reason why PBS should release an official soundtrack for the series, it's so fucking good.
Ok so Chris doesn't activate Chimpanzee Powers, nor does he invent the disc but goddamnit! This entire plot is so cute, and dare I say, the episode actually works better with Chris not being the one to activate the suit.
Now I can use my allotted time to point out how much I love this scene and why it makes this episode very well-liked for most people, myself included. This isn't the first PBS Kids show to educate viewers on non-verbal communication such as facial expressions and sign language, and it's definitely far from the last, but it's a really sweet and sincere moment that's both educational, and really good rep for people who use sign language. It gets its point across efficiently and could very well reach out to any children at home who use ASL. It's magnificent.
Also, Leah is fun, I hope we see her more in future eps.
THE CHIMPANZEE POWER SUIT
Ok I take it back: This is definitely the best designed Creature Power Suit of S7. I remember dreading it because of how alike Chimpanzees and Humans are physically, but oh my god I am so glad to be wrong. It's giving full Season 1 vibes (looks a lot like the Orangutan Suit, total sense), and I am all FOR IT.
And again, I feel like I would/should be angry or disappointed that Chris didn't activate the suit, but again, the plot actually works better without him using the suit, and the design of the Chimpanzee Suit itself is so good, everything just comes together neatly.
Bro is in his peak.
I mean, still peak.
Joss pointed this out better than I could, but there are a lot of varied facial expressions for Zach in this episode. As mentioned earlier, during the hiatus in between Season 6 and 7, new builders and riggers were hired on the animation team for Wild Kratts, many of them likely fans of the show themselves. And again, seeing as there's a 2 year gap between S6 and S7 in terms of development, there's bound to be some slight differences in rigs or models. Which is definitely why we get a lot of moments like this in the episode.
My two cents. I can definitely see why people would be caught off guard, and yeah, at such a high frequency it can get off-putting and requires some getting used to. But at the same time, I kinda dig it, just for the camp factor. It also somewhat reminds me of some of the facial expressions used in the pilot episode, (which has the stronger excuse of different animation + art-style to back it up), but yeah, definitely something that catches the eye.
Zach's hair is defnitely giving Kovu from Lion King 2 and I mean this in the worst. Possible. Way.
This entire scene can be seen as an allegory for two different types of parenting. Zach takes harsh, demanding approaches, speaking without listening for the sake of control, all out of a place of emotional unintelligence and immaturity, which alienates + drives away the child; Whilst Chris takes a more constructive, compassionate, understanding, yet still direct approach to get through to the child/chimp, allowing for a proper solution to the issue at hand. Yes, I'm pointlessly over analyzing even more but in an episode where communication is the main focus & moral of the episode as well as the resolution to the climax, I have to wonder if someone, whether it'd be the writers, animators, or even network execs did it on purpose. Because once again, you could takeaway a really good lesson for kids, and even adults with this interpretation in mind.
Oh yeah, once we get past that stuff, the climax of this episode is like, really fucking hilarious. And Zach getting mind-controlled by his own helmet is still a good dose of laser guided karma.
CONCLUSION:
Cons:
A few of the facial expressions can be a bit jarring. Again, Joss pointed it out perfectly how this episode could've been earlier in S7's development so these adjusted rigs probably can and will get better. I wouldn't even say it as a con, it's just some little thing of the episode that doesn't really lower my overall opinions.
This is a personal nitpick of mine; Not a critique. I think we could've seen more of the chimpanzees in action. I'm talking about face-offs with gorillas (which I think we might get an episode on that in the future, idk), hunting monkeys, leopard attacks! But I do get why it wasn't in the episode, it would've just bogged down time. Frankly, the only reason why I'm putting the cons first is because there is so much I have to say otherwise.
Pros:
The animation overall
The backgrounds
The Chimpanzee Power Suit
The Chimpanzees themselves.
The Background Music
Chris angst!!!!!!
The A plot and B plot perfectly complementing each other, which makes certain writing decisions that could've fallen short, work so much better as a result in execution!
Zach not being a dumb POS like he was in the last epiosde!
The chimpanzee designs!!!!
The very well-handled representation and depiction of sign-language and lessons of communications to its young audiences!
Final Ranking: 9.2/10. Our Blue and Green World and No Name Dream subverted expectations (mainly through Paisley's redemption and the S1 callbacks + the return of the Draco Power Suit). This is the first episode of Season 7 that exceeded my expectations. It is far better than how I thought it would be, and the experimental writing that this season has been hinged upon thus far hit the mark entirely when it came to this episode. So much so that it actually raised the already-high expectations I had for the new season. It is that. Fucking. Good. I'd easily call it a contender for one of the best episodes of the season, but again, we'll have to wait and see.
#wild kratts#pbs kids#kratt brothers#martin kratt#chris kratt#pbs kids go#2d kratt brothers#2d martin kratt#2d chris kratt#wild kratts spoilers#season 7 spoilers#s7 spoilers#wild kratts season 7#chimpanzees
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Ok ok so and idea for a fic: Alastor broadcasts one of his frequent tikl attacks on Vox so everyone in hell knows about his weakness (any length is fine)
oh!!! thank you for the idea and request anon/lovebug!! i hope you enjoy this!! its not directly related to the series im currently writing about ler!alastor, but its related, so maybe its on the same storyline just in the future- enjoy!!
aaaa i absolutely did not proofread this so ignore the terribleness xD
Tune On In
Words: 2228 Warnings: not proofread lmao- also mentions of alastor's violent tendencies but its offhanded
Pentagram City, among the only metropolitan areas in Hell, was bustling. Cars honked in endless traffic, clubs blared out noisy music, guns were fired, and demons screamed in agony or ecstasy, often both. There were a few moments when the city was blissfully serene, though these were rare occurrences accompanied by tragedy. For instance, after the formerly annual Exterminations, the entire city held its breath for the toll of the clock tower to signal that they were spared. These minutes of agonizing silence were rarely enjoyed, though.
There was only one other time when Pentagram City was so quiet: when the Radio Demon made a broadcast. Each radio and speaker in the city played the single, agonizing transmission. The hair on the neck of every sinner rose in fear, and every overlord held their breath. The terror and respect Alastor garnered by broadcasting the suffering of his victims made him the second most feared being in Hell, second only to Adam. Now, though, the commander of the Exorcists had been disposed of, meaning Alastor now had the top spot. And when the speakers across Pentagram City suddenly became overwhelmed by static, the Radio Demon smiled to himself, knowing he had the rapt attention of every demon in the Pride ring.Â
"Testing, testing~! Is this thing on?" Alastor's voice echoed through the now-silent streets. âSalutations, sinners! Thank you all for joining me on this lovely morning! The temperature today is a downright balmy eighty-six degrees, and we're getting reports of a chance of acid rain in the southside around ten o'clock, so keep those umbrellas ready, folks! Now, I'm sure you're all wondering who I have with me as today's special guest on the program, and I'm thrilled to introduce him~!"Â
Alastor spun around in his chair, grinning with delight at his victim, who lay on the floor of his recording studio, bound by magic tendrils. The businessman glared up at him, mouthing, "Don't you fucking dare," to no avail.
"Yes, it is my absolute pleasure to welcome everyone's favorite wannabe, the overrated picture box himself~! Everyone give a hand to Vox, CEO of VoxTek Enterprises and peddler of the same useless trinkets and gizmos corrupting today's youth! Yes, a big hand for the pixellated prince!" Alastor pressed a button on his soundboard to play a recording of raucous applause.Â
Velvette looked up from her phone, blinking with realization. She cringed and looked over at Valentino, who looked like he was about to throw another tantrum. "How was he stupid enough to get himself captured?" she mumbled as she ran to the security cameras. Alastor continued his monologuing as Velvette watched, dumbfounded, the recording of Vox reading a letter before storming into a power outlet. She looked behind her as Val grabbed the letter from the table and began to read it silently, fuming.
Alastor wanted to prolong this as much as possible. "How have your stocks been doing, old pal?" he asked innocently, extending his microphone staff for his guest.Â
"Just fine." The mic was sensitive enough to pick up Vox's angry sparks and glitched voice as he spoke, struggling to seem level-headed now that he was being recorded.Â
The Radio Demon giggled. "Any new products you'd like to promote?"
"No."
"Ah, but enough of business. Let's get on to business!" Alastor laughed at his pun, standing up to walk around his victim. "You're very nervous, chum!"
"Get real. This has got to be the trashiest- ACK-" Vox froze mid-sentence as Alastor pressed the tip of his cane on one of his antennae.Â
"Careful. Don't forget whose guest you are~!"
Vox growled in annoyance and squirmed a bit in Alastor's magic. He hadn't even bothered to wear his suit before running over, which he regretted as he lay on the floor in a button-up shirt and slacks. Looking down, his heart sank further: he was still wearing his slippers.Â
Alastor removed his cane, walking towards those slippers. "Still pissed I almost beat you that time~?"Â
"Uh⊠fuck you!" Vox snapped.Â
"Just saying~!" Alastor grinned.Â
Val looked up from the letter. "He stole my line. That bitch! He stole my goddamned line! I swear, I'm gonna-" he growled before storming off, leaving the paper on the table.Â
Velvette quickly ran over and skimmed, murmuring to herself. "'To whom it may concern,' blah blah, 'scheduled for a meeting,' yada yada, 'meet an associate at 6 toâŠ'" She stopped and squinted at the page. "Hell does 'vouchsafe' mean?" Her brows furrowed as she connected the dots. Alastor must have sent this letter to lure Vox out, and Vox, thinking he was late for a meeting, ran from the tower without telling anyone. "That idiot!" she yelled, punctuated by Val throwing a wine glass against a wall two rooms down.Â
Alastor let a sinister chuckle escape his lips. "I think you have some things you should share with our dear audience! For instance, what exactly did you suggest I do seven years ago?" He waited patiently for the question to sink in.
"I- what?" Vox raised an eyebrow, not seeming to understand.
"Seven years ago, you came to me with a proposition. What exactly was it?"
The question finally clicked for Vox, but he scowled at the Radio Demon. He'd die before he gave that prick the satisfaction. He stayed silent, sparks shooting around his body.Â
"Suddenly, the chatter-box is quiet~! Such strange times we live in. Don't worry, folks, I know how to make our guests talkative~!" Alastor quickly used his cane to flick away Vox's slippers.Â
Demons looked away from their radios, wincing preemptively at the agony they were about to hear. Overlords felt beads of sweat rolling down their faces. Velvette leaned closer to the radio, pursing her lips, nervously fiddling with the pens on the table. Vox squeezed his eyes tightly shut, expecting Alastor to break his toes any moment now.
The moment stretched on. Vox tried to hold his breath, but when he couldn't, he finally exhaled slowly, and when he did, the Radio Demon struck.
âH-heehee- n-nohow wahahait, hohOld oHon a sehhec-!â Vox shot upward, looking down to see Alastor lying on his stomach, his legs swinging behind him as he gently traced one claw up and down Vox's sock. âT-theheereâs n-noho wahahy youhuhu're- c-cuhuhut ihihit ohuhut!â
"Hm, feeling a bit bubblier, are we~?" Alastor grinned impishly, slowly adding the rest of his fingers to scribble over Vox's feet. Now realizing what the Radio Demon had in store for him, Vox clamped his mouth shut, every muscle in his body straining to contain his laughter. An electric current had formed between his two antennae with the effort he was using.
Suddenly, Alastor's voice appeared next to his ear. "Go on, you little gigglebug, let it all out~!" Vox shot a glance sideways to see Alastor's shadow whispering to him. "Besides, we both know you're far too ticklish to resist~!"
"F-FuhUhuhUCK! YoUhuHUHU oHohOLD-TihIhIMEy PRiHihiHICK!!!â Vox snorted and arched his back as much as he could. Teasing was just too much!
Velvette's shoulders relaxed a bit. It didn't seem like Vox was in trouble⊠However, when she double-checked her phone, she saw that social media was blowing up about the CEO of VoxTek being tickled, which had unfortunate results on the company's stocks. At least she could rest a bit easier knowing that her friend- no, business associate was in no real danger. She was shaken out of her thoughts by another staticky shriek.
"Come now, I know you wanna tell all our lovely viewers about how you-"
"NoHoHOHO!" Vox shook his head, but his eyes bugged out when he felt tendrils squeezing at his hips.Â
"And now~? Let's change that channel~!"
"OKAHAHAY!! OKAhAhahAHAY! FuhUhuhUCK!!" Alastor slowed down but didn't stop the gentle tickles to keep Vox in a giggly state of embarrassment.Â
"Go on~! What did you propose to me all those years ago~?"
âT-thahat⊠thahahat youhuhu chahahange youhuhur nahahame tohoho Vahalahastor-!â Voxâs screen turned red as he remembered the thought.
Alastor cued the laugh track again. "That's right! Since you wanted me to become a member of your polycule so much-!"
âITâS NOT A POL- EEHEHEHEEEK!â Vox's indignant shout was cut off by a squeal he couldn't contain when he felt Alastor's claws scribbling against his shoulder blades.Â
"Now, next question!" Alastor pretended not to hear the squealing mess on his recording studio floor. "When we fought those years ago, who won~?"
"NEhehHITHER!!" Vox desperately tried to weasel his way out of the question and his tickles, but with both, Alastor kept him pinned.Â
"Technicalities!" Alastor smirked and added shadowy tendrils to the back of Vox's knees as punishment for his insolence. "Nobody technically won, but only because�"
âTHEHEHE VEEHEEHEES!!!â Vox bluescreened as electric shocks flew off in every direction, making Alastor step back a bit and slow down again. âTheehehe Veeheehees cahahame in ahahand sahahahved meehehehe!âÂ
"Right, since I was about to win~!"Â
Vox growled in frustration, trying to get his composure back. "Yeah, but how about that fight with Adam? Talk about- ACK-!" Vox was again cut off by the cane on his antennae, and he looked up into the face of the radio demon, with eyes in the shape of dials and horns extended. A radio hiss filled the studio, echoing out across the city.Â
Alastor waited a few moments before responding. "Many nasty rumors are going around about me, Vox, mostly thanks to you. Only one is completely and wholly true, and it's this." He bent down close to Vox's face, making him flinch away. "I do have a special appetite for the flesh of other demons. Vox, my good old friend, I need you to know I am famished at the moment."
"Y-yeah-? W-well-" Vox tried to think of something clever but came up short. "Y-you're not going to eat me, Al! I'm all wires. Wouldn't taste good!"Â
Alastor hummed in thought. "Perhaps you're right. I have a refined palette, and junk food would just ruin my mood." He smirked at the insulted stammering Vox let out before continuing. "However, I just can't resist a little taste~!"
"What? WaitwaitAlasTOHOHOHOR!!!!â Of all the things Vox expected from his worst nemesis, nothing could have prepared him for when Alastor bent down and began gently nibbling his teeth over Vox's ribs through his shirt. Oh, he would never hear the end of this from anyone.Â
"Final question," Alastor chuckled. "What is your biggest weakness~?"
'Oh, fuck, no, please don't make me say it!' Vox's mind raced. Was Alastor seriously going to-Â
The Radio Demon let out a raspberry on the middle of his ribcage, sending him into silent hysterics. Yep, Alastor was going for the kill⊠metaphorically.Â
"IHIHIHI'M!! IHIHIHIHIEAHAHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHAL!!!" Vox tried getting the words out, the words he knew would spare him from this hellish tickling. Alastor, mercifully, stopped and let Vox catch his breath, pointing the microphone on his staff to Vox's face. Vox sighed, feeling the built-in fans on his head whirring crazily to cool him down. He whimpered softly, defeated and made into a giggly mess, so he mumbled pathetically, "I'm deathly t-tihihicklishâŠ"
"Yes, indeed he is, ladies and gentlemen! Thank you so much for joining us today. I hope it was as enjoyable for you as it was for me! Although, I know Vox appreciated it the most~! Tune in next time for another exclusive interview~! Vox, will you be coming back on the show?"
"N-nohohohoâŠ" Vox tried to hide his face in the tendrils but wasn't very successful.Â
"What a shame! We have so many more laughs to share, don't you think~? I'm sure we'll all hear from you again soon~!" With that, Alastor flipped a switch, and the studio's large 'ON AIR' sign turned off. Across the city, speakers began playing their regular music again, and the city's noise returned in all its chaotic, messy beauty once more.Â
The radio demon released his tendrils, and the businessman slowly and wearily rose to his feet. Every muscle shook, and he leaned against the wall for support. "This⊠This isn't over. You won't get away with this." He turned back and glared daggers at Alastor, sparks shooting off his hands.
"I have! Now, don't dawdle! You need to address the media~!" Alastor pointed out the window, and Vox turned to see a gathering crowd of reporters and camera crews assembling around the front of the hotel.Â
"F-fuck."Â
"Off you go~!" With a gentle push, Alastor sent Vox on the most embarrassing walk of his life as he stumbled through the hotel, his slippers in hand.Â
Charlie, face glued to the front window nervously, whirled around when she heard footsteps. "Oh! Please, come again soon!" She smiled and waved at the demon, who simply huffed.
"I won't," he said under his breath, pushing open the doors to be greeted by reporters shouting and snapping pictures. What a mess.Â
When he finally got back to V Tower, he got quite the earful from both Velvette and Valentino. However, when they were alone together, Velvette grinned and scribbled a hand over Vox's ribs to make her friend giggle. It was cute, and goodness knows she needed a stress reliever now and then. Maybe she had to thank Alastor sometime for unintentionally gifting her such precious information. At least Vox didn't lose a limb in there: only every last shred of his dignity.
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Request: ok so listen; so Steve Harrington who didn't tell anyone he gets into a medical school (Indiana University School of medicine) but he travels to school during the week and Mike finds the graduation letter in Steve's apartment. He graduated as a premed student with a full scholarship to Harvard Medical school for the trauma surgeon program. The party realizes that their constant jokes making fun of Steve's intelligence caused him to not tell them about this. I want a mixture of angst with a full proper apology & a few years later him graduating from Harvard with the party cheering him.
MY LOOOOOOVE!!!! Nothing gets me going quite like a secret super smart Steve Harrington. Is it OOC? Maybe. But writing Steve as a fucking Harvard Med School graduate!!! A whole trauma surgeon!!!! YES!!!!! I obviously had to put some Steddie in there, mostly because Eddie deserves a happy ending, too and any chance I have to give him one, I will. - Mickala â€ïž
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Steve was late. Heâd been late a lot recently.
Mike started driving a few weeks ago, got his hands on Nancyâs car since she was busy traveling the world now, and heâd been quick to pick up the slack.
But he was growing impatient.
When they asked Steve why he was late, he shrugged it off, said he forgot. Everyone just went with it because obviously Steveâs kind of scatterbrained and a few fries short of a happy meal, especially after the head trauma.
But Mike was suspicious.
Steve let it go a little too easily.
And Eddie hadnât stuck up for him like he usually did when they were teasing his intelligence.
Mike was letting himself into Steveâs apartment, using the key that he kept under the mat so the kids always had a place to go if they needed it.
He wasnât home yet, but Mike had just been to Family Video and he wasnât there either. Apparently, hadnât been in at all today. Keith said something about âtaking the day off for exams.â
Steve wasnât in school though, so that meant he was lying and Mike wanted to know what he was lying about.
He looked at the counter, saw a large stack of mail, and decided that was probably a good place to start his search.
Most of it seemed like junk, a few bills, a letter from Robin, and an envelope that was torn open already from Indiana University.
If it was already open, it was fair game. That was his motto, at least.
He pulled out a thick stack of papers.
The seal in the corner of the first page said School of Medicine.
Was Steve sick? Had he started seeing the university doctors because of some weird problem with his head? Maybe thatâs why heâd also been so forgetful lately.
Maybe they put him on a new medication trial or something and it was a side effect.
But he kept reading and felt his chest cave in.
Dear Mr. Steven J. Harrington,
It is a great honor to announce your successful completion of the pre-med degree program at Indiana University. Your incredible tenacity has proved that youâre prepared to work through any medical school program in the country.
Graduation is currently set for May 18, 1989. Please contact your advisor to reserve tickets by April 28, 1989.
Thank you for trusting Indiana University with your education. We look forward to seeing your accomplishments in the future!
âHoly shit.â
âWhy are you reading my mail?â
Mike jumped at Steveâs voice. Heâd been so busy reading the letter, he hadnât heard the front door to the apartment open.
âYouâre going to med school?â
âHopefully, yeah.â
âWhat the fuck?â
Steve rolled his eyes and made his way to the fridge, grabbing a can of soda for himself.
âWhat do you mean?â
âWell, like. Youâre. Youâre you. How are you going to med school?â
Steveâs brows furrowed as he leaned against the counter and sipped at his drink.
âI graduated from pre-med as valedictorian. Iâm not sure what youâre asking.â
âYou? Valedictorian? You barely got through high school!â
Steve rolled his eyes.
âI hated high school. I was going through a lot of shit. It wasnât because Iâm stupid.â
Mikeâs mouth was gaping like a fish, confused at literally everything that was happening.
âBut-â
âI also just got into Harvard on a full scholarship if weâre gonna put it all out there. I was gonna tell everyone this weekend at Elâs birthday party but Iâm sure youâre about to run to tell them all.â
Well, how could he not? Steve had been hiding going to college for years! He was about to move to Harvard!
âWait! Is Eddie going with you?â
âYeah. We found an apartment over a record store and the owner hired him to run the store while he transitions into retirement.â
Mike felt like he was in an alternate universe. There was no way Steve Harrington was going to be a doctor. There was no way Eddie and Steve were moving to Boston.
There was no way he was leaving all of them.
âBut. But what about us?â
âYou guys are all practically adults. You barely even hang out with me anymore unless itâs to get a ride or get snacks for Hellfire. You didnât even notice I was driving to and from campus for years. I think Iâve given enough of myself to people who donât seem to want it,â Steve shrugged, looking down at the floor.
Mike wanted to scream, he wanted to cry, but he also kind of just wanted to hug Steve and tell him that wasnât true.
But it kind of was, wasnât it?
Theyâd all taken advantage of Steveâs kindness for years. Heâd been the best damn babysitter they could have, saved their lives multiple times, gave them money for the arcade and dates and pizza for pool parties when he lived in his old house.
They grew to just expect it.
He didnât even know the last time heâd heard anyone say thank you. He certainly hadnât said it in a long time.
âBut, Dustin will be devastated.â
âHeâll be okay. Heâs gonna go to MIT when he graduates and heâll be right around the corner or something. I dunno. He hasnât even called me just to talk in months. I donât think heâll miss me that much.â
Which just. It wasnât true. Mike knew for a fact that Dustin would be heartbroken about Steve leaving.
âI.â
âItâs fine. Eddieâs gonna be home soon so if you wanna wait for him thatâs fine. Iâm gonna go shower and get an early night. Been up since three this morning.â
âDid you really have exams?â
âWhat?â
âI checked to see if you worked today and Keith said you had exams,â Mike said shakily, feeling entirely off balance.
âOh. I just had to do an entrance exam for Harvard. They let me take it on IUâs campus since I canât move until two weeks before classes start.â
Mike nodded once.
This was really happening. Steve was leaving.
Steve was going to Harvard.
He was taking Eddie with him.
And not a single one of them had bothered to notice any of it happening.
ââââââââ
âI told you I donât know! Iâm giving you everything I have!â Mike yelled at Dustin, who was pacing and clearly trying not to cry.
âIt just doesnât make sense! He always acted like he didnât understand half of what we were saying when we talked science stuff!â Dustin yelled as he walked back and forth across the floor, wearing a pattern into the carpet.
âMaybe itâs because weâve always just assumed heâs dumb. I mean, none of us really treated him like he could keep up, so maybe he just. Didnât,â Lucas shrugged.
âHe couldâve told us!â
âOr maybe he didnât want to since we all thought heâd be lying,â Max added from her chair in the corner.
âHe couldâve proved it!â
âMaybe he didnât want to have to,â Eddie said as he walked in the room.
Hellfire was at Dustinâs tonight, and Eddie had been late.
His sudden appearance made them all cower where they sat or stood.
âNo Hellfire tonight. I was gonna call, but had to drive by here anyway. Steveâs having a bad night and Iâm pretty certain itâs your fault, so Iâm gonna go try to get him through it.â
It was a bit harsh, but not undeserved.
âWhy didnât you tell us, Eddie?â Dustin asked quietly.
âIt wasnât for me to tell. He was going to when he got accepted into IU, and then you guys spent most of that night telling him he wouldnât understand what you were talking about with your group science project so he kept it to himself. Then he just decided it wouldnât be worth trying to explain anything since you wouldnât believe him anyway. He asked me not to say anything until he announced his graduation and Harvard this weekend, so I didnât.â
âBut we would have been proud of him! He could have shown us his acceptance letter or something.â
âThatâs not how you made him feel,â Eddie shrugged before turning back towards the door. âWeâll see you at Elâs party.â
When Eddie left, the room was silent.
Everyone was deep in thought, trying to unpack everything.
With Hellfire canceled, they didnât have much of a reason to stick around, but none of them felt like being alone.
Not when they started to realize that Steve was kind of the glue that held them all together and without him, they may not ever be whole again.
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Elâs party was simple, just the usual guests and some cake and balloons. She didnât like a big thing, usually preferred to have a sleepover with Max and just do their nails and listen to music.
Joyce insisted on having a little get together though, said it would be nice to celebrate something since they hadnât really since Willâs birthday.
Steve was there, holding Eddieâs hand in the corner, talking with Hopper while Eddie talked with Joyce.
Steve told them everything when they got there since the kids knew, and while he knew Joyce and Hopper were happy for him, for both of them, they could send their shock.
All of the kids had hesitantly hugged Steve when they got there, barely saying anything to him, unsure where they stood.
Steve felt like he was closing the book on his life in Hawkins, and he hated that it felt like no one would join him in the next one except for Eddie.
Throughout the day, the kids would find their way up to him to just be close, soak in Steveâs energy, try to appreciate him now because they clearly hadnât been before.
He let them. He could have told them to go away, or tried to talk them into apologies, but it wouldnât do any good right now, and he didnât want to ruin Elâs birthday party.
Eddie could tell he wasnât himself, though. He saw the way Steveâs eyes dropped down to his lap every time one of the kids would walk away from his side, how his leg started bouncing when things were quiet for more than a few seconds.
âYou wanna head out?â
âI-â
âSteve? Can we talk to you for a minute?â Lucas asked, the rest of the party behind him watching with wide eyes.
âOh. Sure.â
Eddie patted his knee and stood up, but Lucas gestured for him to sit back down.
âYou, too. We owe you both explanations and apologies.â
So, Eddie sat. He would support Steve through whatever this conversation entailed, and maybe get something else out of it too.
âWe all want to take turns saying stuff, but I wanna start,â Lucas said, playing with his hands nervously.
Steve nodded, always more patient than the kids deserved.
âI always saw you as the jock, ya know? Like, I respected you because you were a great basketball player and you had a lot of friends. I just kind of thought that was who you were, even after high school. You always made time to help me over the summer, even when youâd just worked an opening shift or had to go in for a closing shift. I didnât really consider you an adult, even though you were. You were just there. You protected me, all of us, from some of the scariest shit any of us will ever have to deal with without even taking a second to consider your own safety. You just did it. And I donât really think any of us thanked you. None of us would be here without you.â
Lucas was biting his lip, trying not to cry as he wrapped up his speech, but didnât get a chance to start before Will started talking.
âI havenât spent as much time with you as the rest of these guys have. But I know that youâre always there. You give me a ride when my mom canât and you always slip me an extra $1 or 2 when we go to the arcade because you know I donât have much. You hung up my art on your apartment wall even though it sucks and isnât your style because you wanted me to know that someone supports me. Youâve been one of the only constants in our crazy lives, and we havenât done nearly enough to show that we appreciate you,â Will wiped his eyes quickly as he turned away to let someone else speak.
âBilly was an asshole to all of us, but especially to you. You couldâve walked away that night, left Lucas and me to defend ourselves or die trying, but you didnât. You knew he was a racist piece of shit and you got another concussion just so he wouldnât lay a hand on us. That was the first time I ever had someone stick up for me like that. And after everything with Vecna, you were the one who always checked in, made sure I had rides to appointments, had food I could easily make when my mom wasnât around, brought me to the skate park as soon as I was cleared by my doctor. Iâve never had someone who cared so much like you do and Iâm sorry I didnât know how to show you that it meant so much to me,â Max said seriously.
Steve was sniffling, and Eddie knew if he tried to comfort him too much right now, it would just make it worse. He squeezed his hand and wiped the tear falling down his cheek as the kids continued.
âI hated you for the longest time. I thought it was your fault Nancy changed, and then I thought it was your fault when Nancy and Jonathan got together, and then I just hated everyone and everything for a while. But I think it was just easy to use you to blame everything on because you let me. You just let me treat you like shit. You let me complain about your driving while you drove me anywhere I wanted to go. You let me blame you for Nancy being upset about the break up when she was the one who hurt you most. You let me think you were stupid when youâre brilliant enough to go to Harvard on a full scholarship. You let all of us take advantage of you and I donât know why, but I wish I could turn back time and not let you do that. You didnât deserve to be used by any of us, but especially me,â Mike said surprisingly sincerely.
In fact, Eddie watched Mike take a few deep breaths like he was holding back a sob.
âI am sorry for how we all treated you, Steve. I did not know that we hurt you. Dad said sometimes the people who hurt the most are the people who accept hurt as the way they are supposed to be treated, but that is not true. You should be loved so much, like Eddie loves you, by everyone. We should have done better,â El said as she held Maxâs hand.
Dustin had been incredibly quiet, hiding in the back, not even looking up from the ground. Eddie could tell he wanted to say something, but probably didnât know how to start.
It was no secret that Dustin was Steveâs favorite kid. It was also no secret that Dustin loved Steve like a brother, maybe even more, and that if Steve was upset, Dustin would want to make it right.
âI never had someone to look up to until you came around,â Dustin started, still not looking up from the ground. âMy mom always felt bad that she didnât give me a good role model or a brother or sister to look up to. But when you started watching over me, she felt like it was better this way. âThat Harrington boy is special.â Thatâs what she says all the time. And I guess I got used to her saying it and just didnât think anything of it anymore. Like, yeah, youâre great. You do all kinds of stuff for me and for all of us, but it just felt like you wanted to so what made it so special? When Mike told us everything, it hit me that even if you wanted to do all that stuff, you still deserved a thank you. You went out of your way to make us safe and happy, and our only way to repay you was to constantly put you down and bully you. We spent years calling you out for what an asshole you were in high school while we ended up being assholes to you. Youâre my brother and I havenât been good to you. Iâm sorry.â
Eddie was watching as Steve finally let out a sob heâd been holding in for too long. He pulled him into his chest, watching as the kids all wiped tears of their own away.
He knew the kids were genuinely sorry, he could tell that when faced with the reality of the way they treated Steve for years now, they felt terrible. But he also knew that Steve let it go on too long without saying something, and that it would take a while for him to really figure out a good balance of being there for the kids he loved and setting boundaries he needed to set long ago.
âCan you give him a minute guys? Iâm sure he wants to talk to you all, but I think he just needs to calm down.â
The kids all nodded and scurried away.
They werenât kids anymore, was the thing. They would always be kids to Steve, though. Thatâs why this was hurting so much. They were his nuggets, and theyâd been unintentionally hurting him for years.
Steve had been so excited to tell them about getting into a pre-med program at IU, and when he couldnât tell them, he changed. He was withdrawn in ways Eddie had never seen or expected. He was focused on school, and their relationship, but nothing else. He would go through the motions of driving the kids where he could when he could, throwing the occasional pool party, keeping up appearances.
Heâd been exhausted for two years now. Running on fumes for miles, no end in sight. Until he got his acceptance into Harvard.
Eddie had never seen him so happy or proud of himself.
But the happiness faded quickly when he realized what telling the kids would mean, what going to Harvard would mean.
It meant moving, it meant leaving the kids, it meant spending the next 6-8 years so focused on school and residency that he probably wouldnât have time to visit much outside of major holidays. It meant hoping that Eddie would come with him, support him, and love him regardless of the limited time he had to spend outside of school.
But Eddie would be there for every moment. Heâd worked so hard, and Eddie wanted to be there for him every step of the way.
The kids would understand. They were almost graduated at this point, probably heading off to college themselves, and had their own lives to start.
âI wish Iâd just told them about IU.â
âI know, sweetheart. But we canât change the past. Youâve got such an amazing future ahead of you. Everyone is gonna be so proud of Dr. Steve Harrington.â
Steve smiled at that as Eddie dried his tears away.
When heâd calmed down completely, he walked over to where the kids were sitting on the porch.
He stood in front of them with his hands on his hips, a small smile on his face.
âIf I forgive you all, will you stop looking like I just stole your ice creams and kicked your puppies?â
Dustin was the first to jump up and run into Steve, sobbing when Steveâs arms wrapped around him.
âItâs alright, bud. I love you, even when youâre a shithead, okay?â
All of the kids piled into Steveâs arms and around his back, all of them crying as Steve started telling them all about his program.
âIâm going to be a trauma surgeon. I was always pretty good at patching everyone up after Upside Down shit, so I figured why not make it a career? And I placed so high on the entrance testing, they suggested I go for pre-med instead of the EMT program. One of my professors my first semester suggested being a surgeon, so thatâs the track I took.â
The kids looked at him in awe, like they were seeing him in a new light.
Eddie thought maybe they were finally seeing the Steve heâd seen all along.
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May 11, 1997
âSteven Joseph Harrington, MD, summa cum laude.â
The cheers from his group were so loud, but they all ignored the dirty looks from the surrounding family and friends.
Steve Harrington was a Harvard graduate, a graduate with the highest honors, a trauma surgeon who already accepted his first position in a nearby hospital.
Everyone was so proud of him.
Wayne and Eddie had arranged for everyone to either ride in a rental car with Wayne or fly in to surprise Steve for his graduation.
He could see Steve look up into the crowd when he heard the screams, could see the grin spreading across his face as he realized his whole family was here to support him, just as they had been for the last eight years.
Everything Steve wanted and worked for was coming together, and everyone who believed in him was here cheering him on.
He was the best damn babysitter those kids had, and now heâd be the best damn trauma surgeon Boston Childrenâs Hospital would ever have.
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Cheat on Your BankâItâs Not Your Girlfriend
When it comes to banks, I am a proud philanderer. Practically a libertine! A player! I keep money here, I keep money there⊠it all depends on whatâs most useful and effective for both my long- and short-term money goals. Hereâs where I keep my money and why:
Bank 1: A large regional bank with lots of branches and ATMs in my area. Home of my checking and savings accounts. I keep these two accounts at the same bank so I can easily and quickly transfer between them.
Bank 2: An online-only bank. This is where I have the high yield savings account that I use as my emergency fund.
Bank 3: Itâs fucking Vanguard, yâall. Birthplace of the low-cost index fund itself. Here I have my Roth IRA and non-retirement general brokerage account.
Bank 4: The bank my employer uses for employee retirement accounts. I donât really have a choice on this one, so itâs just where my 401(k) lives.
Bank 5: Our beloved sponsor Acorns, because here at Bitches Get Riches, we practice what we preach. This is my happy little micro-investing account.
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Bank 6: Home of my very first credit card, Credit Card A. Because a long credit history is good for my credit score, Iâll likely never close this card. This is also where I keep the joint checking account I share with my husband for bills and household maintenance. This bank is the only one we share, as our finances are mostly separate.
Bank 7: Home of my second credit card, Credit Card B⊠which comes with a sweet rewards program.
Bank 8:Â Last but not least, this is a bank that specializes in small business banking. And itâs where Kitty and I keep the joint business checking account that we use for Bitches Get Riches.
Thatâs eight banks. Iâm basically the titular boy in Brandy and Monicaâs 1998 classic The Boy Is Mine.
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Song Fic maybe???
Hii! I have a request for you, its a Bucky Barnes x avenger!reader idea with the song "Love Again" by Dua Lipa. Where maybe reader has been through some tough/ toxic relationships and swears off of romance once they joined the avengers but then when Bucky returns from Wakanda the reader begins to develope a crush on Bucky as he flirts with them after having a crush on her from the moment he met them. Maybe the reader thoughts align with the lyrics of the song and in the end the reader lets their heart open and starts dating Bucky after he knocks down all of thier walls :) (Also reader can be female or GN and I tried to give you some like guide but didn't want to restrict you!) Hope you have a good day :D
Ok first anon I love you sm for puttin me on this song it BANGS and I love this idea sm!!!
This is technically more like avengers assistant!reader because I suck at finding cohesive ways to fit an original character into the avengers team ((I have tried since I was 16 LMAO)) but hopefully it still works! Hope you enjoy!
Heavenâs Right Here, BabyÂ
Bucky x Avenger!Reader
Themes: Angst, comfort, fluff
Warnings:Angst; discussions of: war, PTSD, abusive relationships, trauma bonding, etc. (if you pick up on any Iâve missed pleeease let me know!!)
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I glance upward as I hear the rumble above, eyes squinting against the sunâs rays. For some unknown reason, Iâd been expecting some grand aircraft; a sleek jet or maybe one of the large helicarriers Iâd seen in the hangar back at the Avengersâ HQ when I first arrived. What I was met with was a rather modest plane Iâd estimate could fit ten passengers at best. It didnât really matter, I knew the man aboard couldnât care less about materialism or prestige. Still, he was one of our teamâs brightest and most respected members. It simply felt odd to receive him back via such underwhelming conditions.Â
Up until this point, Iâd only ever worked basic civilian jobs or the occasional temp gig. However after a particularly traumatic breakup, Iâd decided that being miserable and barely living above the poverty line wasnât cutting it anymore. It took a good few years and a considerable amount of ass kissing, but I eventually got offered a role as an assistant of sorts for Nick Fury in New York City.
Natasha was the first person Iâd found myself bonding with; the first night Iâd spent in the tower was a long one, and she had spent a large chunk of it comforting me by making me laugh with her Captain America impression. Funnily enough, Iâd meet Steve Rogers the next morning in the kitchen. He walked into the kitchen and shook my hand, exchanging names and pleasantries with me as the rest of the team filtered in. I watched anxiously as they all began to dig into the food; I couldnât pinpoint why, but I found myself desperate to impress each of my new coworkers.
Introductions were made, meals were finished, and I beamed at the compliments toward my cooking. To my surprise the conversations seemed to flow naturally. I couldnât help but linger on one man in particular, though. His metal arm gleamed brilliantly in the lighting of the spacious dining area. He was a man of few words. Bucky, they called him. The next month consisted of me making a fool of myself through several missions, distracted each time by that smolder and the tortured look behind his eyes. It was a look I knew all too well. Still, I didnât dare approach sergeant Barnes out of fear. Whether it be fear of authority or my lingering fear of men, I wasnât sure. Didnât make much difference; the less interactions, the better. The last thing I needed was to get in over my head during whatâs meant to be my fresh start.
Today was his return from the last stage of a program for training and rehab that began long before I came into the picture. From what I understood, it all began a few years back when the late King TâChalla harbored Bucky; partly as a favor to Steve, and partly out of respect for the sergeant. He saw James Buchanan Barnes beyond the outgrown hair and the guarded demeanor. He saw someone worth fighting to save. By the time Iâd arrived, his reserved nature had let up a bit. We both exhibit similar acts such as hypervigilance, but I suppose thatâll always remain in some small way. Weâre part of the team tasked with ensuring the safety of earth, after all.
I wave a hand to Bucky as he steps off the walkway, a bag slung over his shoulder. When he sees me and the team, he shoots us a small grin. It wasnât until he made it halfway across the asphalt that I registered the changes of his left arm. The once scuffed and faded titanium had been replaced with a new, higher quality gold and silver prosthetic.
âVibranium,â Bucky offers, having picked up on my stare. âShuri helped me.â
I felt a pang in my chest as he looked at it proudly. It was the same ache Iâd gotten every time Iâd bore witness to sergeant Barnes letting pieces of his real self shine through. I could try and lie to myself, but Iâm grown. I know what it means to have feelings for someone. As much as Iâd fought to stay neutral from the beginning, something about Bucky had always pulled at my heart. I would never let him know, but heâd melted some part of me that Iâd spent years freezing out. Still, Iâd vowed to keep to the professional relationship Iâve created with the former soldier. I couldnât risk letting something like random feelings of fondness jeopardize my job. I am here to help others and to run away from my demons, nothing more and nothing less.
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âI never thought that I would find a way out, I never thought Iâd hear my heart beat so loud. I canât believe thereâs something left in my chest anymoreâ
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Upon our entry to the tower, we were met by the quiet humming of music. Puzzled, we all made our way to the lounge area where we found Tony behind the bar in the corner. He raised a glass of amber-colored liquid in our direction as a greeting. âWelcome back, Barnes. Dig the new scrap pieces.â
Bucky rolled his eyes and pointed to the speakers built into the tall ceiling overhead. âThanks. Whatâs with the music?â Swinging around the bar to stand in front of us, Tony smirked.
âWhat? Canât we have a little homecoming celebration? We missed you, bud.â Before he could reply, Natasha interjected, grabbing Tonyâs free hand.
âIn that case, letâs dance. Youâve only got six months before your wedding and Pepper is gonna kill you if you step on her white heels.â
I watch in glee as Nat drags Tony away to the open space near the couch to practice his moves for the big day. Everyone branched off into pairs, leaving me standing at the bar with a can of soda while Bucky perched on the arm of the recliner. These little moments of joy made being alive less painful each day. I continued observing my teammates for a while before hearing someone clear their throat from beside me. âWanna dance, doll?â
The low timbre gave him away without so much as a sideways glance. It was sergeant Barnes. Asking me to dance. With him. Ignoring the cold sensation shooting through my veins, I threw him a smile and nodded. Offering me a hand, we make our way over to the spot where the others are swaying to the crooning of an early 1900s love song. With the way Bucky and Steve perked up as it came on, Iâd be willing to bet they were grooving to it back in the days of its first release. The thought warms my heart, and I risk placing my head on Buckyâs shoulder as we let the music guide us. Maybe trusting him for one dance wouldnât hurt. Maybe itâs okay to let my guard down just this once.
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âI never knew I had it in me to dance anymore, but god damn, youâve got me in love again.â
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Love. Thatâs what it was. I hated to admit it to myself, it scared me to the point of lost sleep and vomiting, quite frankly. But I couldnât bear pretending any more. Bucky had been back in New York for all of two weeks before we started being sent on missions together to gather intel on a potential threat. I didnât know the details, they only ever told me what was absolutely necessary to carry out a job. They explained it was so that if I were to be caught, I could play dumb as a simple civilian caught up in bigger matters on accident. You never know what tactics someone may have to pull the truth from you, but thereâs nothing to be extracted if I truly know nothing. However, at the current moment, I wished for little more than to be pulled from this room and dragged elsewhere. I tear my eyes from my debrief notes to stare back at the disheveled man sat across from me. I had yet to fully process what he asked.
âWhat?â His frown deepens, and I almost regret asking him to repeat himself.
âDo you think Iâm someone you could love?â
I was completely taken aback. Sure, the sergeant and I had some pretty deep conversations in the past. We werenât incredibly close before his return, both of us being highly traumatized and reserved people; but pair long missions with hours spent staring off into the night watching for movement and we had begun to fill the void. He relayed stories of war and torture, and I recounted memories of toxic relationships and a traumatic childhood. It only seemed natural that we eventually progressed into becoming each otherâs confidant over the last few months. When we accepted the latest task I expected us to exchange banter, maybe make up some new inside jokes. I didnât expect it to devolve into a raw and emotional conversation about our past hurts and shortcomings. Bucky had opened up about the women heâd met before the war, branching off into a story where heâd tried to make something work with a woman heâd met briefly in Romania before heâd had to go back on the run. I could see the pain in his expression, I could hear the slight waver in his voice as he tried making sense of where heâd gone wrong in life to deserve it all.
Then he looked up at me, those big grey-blue eyes shining with unshed tears, and he asked me the one question that I know will change everything. Is he someone I could love? When he asked, I realized I already know the answer. I already know I love him.
âYes.â He blinks at me, seemingly in shock, but I just continue. âI donât have to think about it, Buck. I love you because you are worthy of being loved. I love you because you are inherently lovable. I love how you care about people, I love how you fight fiercely to protect them. I love how intelligent you are, and how you never use that against others. I love how you make me feel safe. I love how youâve never given me a reason to question your motives like all the other men Iâve let into my life. I love you, and I didnât even think I could love again.â I dabbed my sleeve over the wetness pooling under my eyes, chuckling at my own intense reaction. Discussing my feelings was never easy, but it just came naturally with Bucky.
Two hands came up to hold my cheeks as Bucky looked at my face, perhaps studying me for any sign of deceit or sarcasm. I meant every word, though. He wrapped me up in a tight hug, and after he pulled back, I felt a sudden confidence. I leaned in and pressed a soft peck to his stubble-covered cheek, delighting in the light red tint that washed over his face.
âI love you too, doll. I didnât wanna scare you away, you mean the world to me. Just didnât imagine youâd feel the same. Not that Iâd blame you, with what youâve told me about the others I wouldnât blame ya if you never spoke to a man again.â Bucky laid a gentle kiss to the back of my hand that still rested in his. âHonored to be the one you trust.â
âNever have I ever met somebody like you, used to be afraid of love and what it might do. But god damn, youâve got me in love againâ
â!â
HELLO I REALLY HOPE THIS WAS WHAT YOU WANTED! Iâm sorry it took me so long to finish I kept branching off with different ideas before settling on one cohesive concept and hopefully I did a decent job following your prompt! Thank you sooo much for the request this was super fun to write and honestly kickstarted my productivity which has been in the shitter since like pre 2020 lmao bless you guys <333
#bucky barnes x reader#bucky barnes#avengers x reader#bucky barnes fanfiction#fluff#mcu fanfiction#mcu bucky barnes#bucky barnes angst#< mmm my favorite
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So i got asked by @waitmyturtles about how major channels are regarded in thailand. i can't talk for thai people who still regularly watch TV but anyway here is my thought.
My perspective is a bit limited because i don't watch TV anymore. but i can talk about how i views these Channels from when i was growing up which i think still true for them today (they seem to don't change much). so the major network Channels in thailand are 3, 5, 7, and 9. 3 being by far the most poppular.
I view 3 and 7 as the most basic conventional Channels in Thailand they rarely venture outside of their comfort zone of traditional lakorns. there is now and then shows from 3 and 7 that were pushing boundaries but they're rare. the most distinction between these channels are that 3 shows are usually more modern and 7 tend to be more conservative. the 20.30 - 22.00 pm timeslot for both of these channels where they air their lakorns used to be THE timeslot where most thai families spent their evening. ok side tangent, The Miracle Of Teddy Bear was the only BL that had aired in this timeslot that i knew of, that's why i was intrigued to check it out, well that and cause Inn Sarin was one of the leads. anyhoo i think it's less poppular now cause of streaming services and the internet. i feels like channel 3 fully hopped on the BL Train with its recent 22.45 timeslots on monday-wednesday being BLs. while channel 7 still seem to still be a bit gun shy about BL.
and for 5, it's run the by Royal Thai Army so the programs on this channel also on the conservative side. they used to made historical epic lakorns and that's basically all i remember about this channel. i think it's the least poppular out of the 4.
and lastly Channel 9 or what it's rebranded into Modernine TV. it the oldest but somehow the most modern, hehe pun inteded channel. this channel had the most variety of programs and it was my favorite channel as a kid cause it aired a lot of animes on the weekend. there's also were a lot of sitcoms and reality shows that were very poppular back in the days. one of them being the star, it was basically thai american idol. if i remember correctly this channel also was the first place i saw a gay pairing in a tv show, they were a side couple in some mature drama that i don't remember the name of, i'm pretty sure they either were one of or the first BL couple on Thai TV. this channel was the first one to fully embraced BL it aired Love sick, Make It Righ, My Engineer. their shows seem to mostly aimed at younger demographic. too bad they doesn't seem to produce a lot of shows now a days though, i guess we have GMMTV to blame for that.
there also Thai PBS, but well it's a PBS channel there's not a lot to say aside that it pretty much just like any other countries PBS channels.
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Suspicious offerings
You may remember that I said in one of my past blog posts how important it is to inform yourself about methods for hacking etc. - obviously not, because I want to teach you how to cheat, but knowledge will always be the key and your trump card to prevent yourself from scammers.
Today, I stumpled over a suspicious offering. From time to time I check classifieds, because sometimes you can be lucky and dig out a little treasure. However, this time I found an offering of a used Pokemon Diamond card. In the description it was highlighted that a rare Pokemon is on the card, an Arceus which was only distributed in Japan and it was not âtraded via a moduleâ. To proof that the mentioned Arceus is on the card, some photos were shown. Iâm attaching them for you. Please take a minute and look for hints, why this Arceus might be suspicious:
Ok, you may have already an impression what is going on here. Let me summarise everything what seems wrong here:
Arceus was redeemed/received in January 2021. Pokemon Diamond is a Generation 4 game. All distributions took place around 2010 - to be fair, the redemption date is the date of the DS system, therefore 2021 is not completely impossible, but at least very strange and letâs say âuncommonâ
Every event PokĂ©mon is a fateful encounter which is âSchicksalshafte Begegnungâ in German. This phrase is completely missing.
This Arceus was caught in a Master Ball - event Pokemon are usually (not all!) carried in a Cherish Ball
This Arceus is level 80, but all Arceus distributed in Generation 4 were level 100.
The OT and TID seem to be custom, Iâm pretty sure that this is the OT and the TID of the trainer himself - or rather the trainer who caught it.
There was only one Arceus distributed in Japan - the Cinema Arceus - and its data are different from this one (OT, TID, level, Poke Ball, âŠ)
Now, we can guess what it is or where it was obtained. Actually, I do believe that this Arceus itself was not transfered with the help of any kind of module. And Iâm aware of two possibilities: it is either an Azure Flute Arceus or an Arceus obtained over the Void glitch - which is basically the Azure Flute Arceus as well. That this Arceus is really an Azure Flute Arceus can be confirmed by the find spot: âHalle d. Beginnsâ which is âHall of Originâ in English.
You may have already heard about the Azure Flute Arceus - it is the Arceus from Pokemon Brilliant Diamand & Shining Perl (BDSP) which all shiny hunters are after it, because shiny Arceus became accessible. And you also know that BDSP are the remakes of Pokemon Diamond & Perl, so it seems logical that the Azure Flute was also accessible in the original games, right? Unfortunately not.
The Azure Flute was meant to be distributed through an event in Japan, but it never happened. That the Azure Flute item was programmed into the game, it was already known, but after several years it was finally confirmed by Junichi Masuda that they have decided to not distribute the Azure Flute. So, literally, any Azure Flute Arceus from Generation 4 is somehow hacked, because the Wonder Card and the item have to be injected in your game, otherwise the in-game event would not be triggered. But even if no external module was used to inject the necessary things, a glitch has to be used. And just for those who are curious: you will not be able to port up this Arceus to a higher generation. Pokemon Bank will not accept it at the latest.
Here is the point what bothers me the most in this context:
The guy who offers this Pokemon Diamond card with a hacked Pokemon is advertising that it is a rare Pokemon.
Additionally, he is rising the price of this card, because of its âmore valueâ due to the ârare Pokemonâ
If you are not that deep into the topics of event Pokemon, you may not have noticed it
It is the same like last time: it is absolutely fine if you do hacks and glitches just for yourself, but it is an absolute No-Go if you are trying to trade or sell it without telling its correct origin - whether consciously or unconsciously does not matter.
Iâm currently thinking about reporting this offer, but I have just little hopes, because this is such a niche - and most people care more about if the game itself is real of fake.
I can only recommend: keep continue to inform yourself and be suspicious every time and everywhere. And sadly, this was an easy caseâŠ
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Is it that easy ? Ok here I Go.. "Baggage Claim", then I give you my destination. BEG. Yes, that was it!
You and your buddies are on vacation in Croatia. And there you thought a suitcase from Belgrade could be useful. Of course, Serbs and Croats have not always been the best of friends. But let's see what develops. At least it's a huge sports bag that you got there. There should be enough stuff in it for the three of you. Even if most things are rather too big for you.
The sun is setting, the beach day is over. Your buddies help themselves to their clothes. You try out something from the bag from Belgrade. Yes, the T-shirt is too big. But somehow it feels good. It gives you strength and self-confidence. And even if you were always the smallest of the three of you, tonight you are somehow the leader of your little group. Although you just arrived this morning, you somehow know your way around the place. You feel a bit at home. And you speak a few words of the strange language.
The next morning, you grab a pair of shorts and running shoes from the gym bag. It's only 5:30 in the morning, but a run on the beach at sunrise is great and part of the vacation for you. When you arrive sweaty in your hotel room, your mates are still snoring. Let them, it's vacation after all. You pack your things for the beach and start the beach day in the outdoor gym with a few pull-ups.
Your lads spend most of the day on their beach loungers. You have to work off your excess energy. While you're at it, you make friends with some of the other lads on the workout machines. There are also a couple of Serbians, so communication is easier with them. But your Croatian is also getting better and better. The only thing that annoys you are your curls, which are always wet with sweat. You ask a local to give you a tip on where you can get a proper haircut. You plunge into the nightlife with your pals with very short hair.
After your lads have slept away the next day on the beach, you urge them to join you for a training session before dinner. You throw them something from the sports bag to wear. And you urge them to work out on the machines. You can afford it, God knows you've worked out enough today. After you have completed your program, it's straight to dinner. Unshowered. And not back to your hotel either, you go to the restaurant of one of your workout partners. Your lads finally have to get something decent to eat. Raw meat instead of fried stuff. And then it's off to bed early.
During the sunrise run, your pals' clothes are still very loose. You can't say that about your shirt. But hey, you have a few years of workout and experience ahead of them. And they really try hard. And tonight, after the day at the seaside, it's off to get a haircut. Those two look like girls.
If your lads really want to achieve something, an open-air gym like this might be a nice change. And it's also good for a basic tan. But you also have to go to a real gym. To the really heavy weights. So that your youngsters become real heavyweights, too. And if the two behave well today, it goes tonight as a reward again in the tattoo studio. After all, the muscles need to be decorated. And as a good coach, you have to take the stick and give them the carrot.
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I wish you would write a fic.... that little side spaghetti dish of Fred and a baby AU because it's a LOOK ok Juno xx
Oh, go ahead, twist my arm. (For those of you just joining the program, it's a follow up to this piece.)
What if they didn't know him when he arrived?
It was a short enough ride from the base to the train station, and maybe after the places he'd been he should be able to sleep through it like most of the other fellows were doing, but John Brady couldn't sleep, not when he didn't know what would be waiting for him.
She said she'd be there, John. And she will be. Fred doesn't say things she doesn't mean.
But eighteen months could make a lot of changes. He wasn't the same person he'd been in England, and she wouldn't be the same woman, either. He'd looked in the mirror when he'd washed his hands and the face that looked back at him hardly seemed to belong to him. That station will be filled with soldiers. She won't know which one is me.
There were a hundred things that could have gone wrong, between his last letter home and today. She could have missed her own train, or they might have changed the timetable, or she might not have been able to get the day off of work.
The bus stopped, and one by one, the sleepers awakened, rubbing their eyes and adjusting their caps, grabbing duffels and overcoats and saying farewell to their travel companions. John stood up, the strap of his bag heavy in his hand.
The station was full of families, waiting expectantly in their best coats and hats, tearful mothers and smiling wives, and he realized, belatedly, that he should have asked for the color of her coat.
"John! John Brady!"
There she was, in Alice blue, and suddenly he couldn't see, his eyes filled with tears and nothing like he'd rehearsed it. He dropped his duffel, unable to move, and Fred was moving quick enough for the both of them and then she was with him and his arms were blindly, awkwardly around her. "Fred."
"What, did you think I was going to leave you here all alone?" Fred chided with a smile, her voice warm in his ear.
"Was afraid you wouldn't recognize me," he admitted, still hugging her close. Fred! Here! Not a dream and not a ghost, only the thing he had longed for.
"It would take a lot longer than that to forget your face," she said, and he could hear the tears in her own voice. "But this one doesn't know you just yet," she offered, pulling away just a little so the child in her arms could look up, confused by the sudden emotion and her mother's apparent distress. The little face turned, all red cheeks and curious eyes, pressing back into the familiar confines of her mother's coat, and John felt the tears start up again. She's so big! "Do you want to smile for Daddy, Aggie?" Fred asked, glancing into the child's bright blue eyes, and Brady could feel his own eyes tearing up at the sound of Daddy and Aggie and Fred's gentle child-sized question, recognizing the gaze as a perfect little copy of his own. This is mine! This is my daughter!
"Hello, Agnes Grace," he said, smiling through his tears, stroking the child's bewildered cheek. "You're more beautiful than your mom said."
#asked and answered#junojelli#i have written a thing#mercurygraypresents#tds cinematic universe#masters of the air OC#freda torvaldsen
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You know what's funny? I swear I've never seen a single official instance of Gemini man actually saying that he dislikes Snake man. We've seen him disliking search snakes, but never snake man himself...
ok but we all agree that their asses would be HATING eachother. Some true sibling rivalry stuff going on, that's how i see it anyway.
In my own interpretation, Snake man's search snakes are essentially a more efficient version of Gemini man's clones. Wily specifically made Snake man to improve upon Gemini man's technology...and to rub it in Dr. Light's face.
Gemini can have a few clones at a time while Snake man is over here making a whole tower with snakes. Search snakes continue to exist, while Gemini's clones are only temporary.
Something I like doing is having the robot masters parallel the relationship between Dr Wily and Dr Light.
Dr. Light created Magnet man while Dr. Wily made Needle man. Being so early in the project, it was like the good old days. In turn, Magnet and Needle have a good friendship, reminiscent of their creator's university days.
Then they struggled with Gemini man's cloning technology, they both worked together to finally finish it. Dr. Wily was unsatisfied with the result, while Dr. Light accepted it as is. Wily wasn't content with just leaving it as is, he would prove just how much better he is.
So, he created Snake man. Making sure he surpassed Gemini man in every aspect. Instead of just an exact copy, he could make search snakes of varying sizes. Instead of being temporary, they would continue to exist and continue to function. Since they could vary in size, they're suitable to survey any type of terrain. Best of all? The search snakes are the weapons! Meanwhile, Gemini needed a lazer to be installed to have any combat function.
Light was truly happy for him, to be able to make such an efficient technology. He was happy to learn from his friend. (Which was very useful for a future robot..)
Meanwhile, Wily thought himself to be truly great. It was only when he worked alone that he was able to achieve such great things...It was only when he used his technology he was able to achieve such efficiency.
(Today i learned that Search snakes use an updated version of Bubble Lead's search program...very happy about that, it's fodder for my headcanons)
Obviously, Dr. Light was just holding him back...any doubts he had about betraying him was completely gone...all because of the snake :D
So, unlike Magnet and Needle, Gemini's relationship with snake is reminiscent of how Wily felt about Light's success...
And just like his old man, he can't stand being around someone he knows damn well is objectively better than him. But it's also complicated, because he cares about him too. He would never want to actually physically hurt him...only emotionally or socially. Most importantly, despite all the hate and self loathing...the last thing he wants is to see his old friend die.
When Gemini looks at Snake, he sees a man objectively so much better than him...and he can't stand the idea of anyone else being above him. So he belittles him, criticises him, does anything be can to get the upper hand somehow...
In Snake's perspective, he did absolutely nothing to provoke such things from Gemini Man. But people naturally think that it's deserved somehow. Because come on, its snake man! That's what he does, get on your nerves and messes with your head. That's just what he gets for (supposedly) messing with Gemini.
So what else can he do, besides embrace it? Become exactly what everyone else thinks of him. The disrespectful younger brother who thinks he's so much better than his older brothers. It's only according to what his father told him, that he was so much more advanced than Gemini Man. That he was superior to him. That he was one of Dr. Wily's greatest creations...
That was until the rest of his older brothers decided to teach him some humility...
Unfortunately, like I said before...robot masters rarely learn the right lessons from trauma.
#i think wily are light are really interesting characters if you couldn't already tell#i like that wily loves his robots#in my mind he told snake man that to show that he loved him just as much as he loved wood man#bonus headcanon: Wily designed snake man after a suggestion wood man made to him#he would've surprised wood man with snake man after he took over the world...which never did happen#but wood man still found his way to his father's âgiftâ and he was very touched#snake mans whole existence is enough for him to appreciate#snake man#gemini man
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Not So Berry (Straud Descendants) Gen 9
Today's (9/13/2024) Episode: Mission Interruptus
As Noemi and Luigi approached the leader of the local rebel faction about their next mission, they were surprised to see her throw her spanner to the ground and let loose with a string of forbidden words. She jumped as she noticed the pair. âForgive me! You must be our hard-working new recruits. I have some good news and some bad news for you. The good news is that if I canât fix my ship, then we canât be shot down.â
âIs there anything we can do to help?â Noemi asked, since that seemed to be the obvious path forward here.
âWell, I can always use more hands to rustle up possible replacement parts, but Iâd most appreciate help avoiding that âshoot us downâ thing. I hear youâre pretty handy with a data spike. If you can use this to scramble the First Orderâs tracking system, our odds of surviving our trip go way up.â
Luigi wanted to try the hacking minigame on this mission. They traveled to the First Order main control tower and found an access panel tucked out of the way. He inserted the data spike and asked Noemi to watch his back as he worked to penetrate the layers of protection.
âDonât worryâ she replied, âif I see any sign of a patrol, Iâll alert you. Just watch out for the countermeasure programs, this one looks tougher.â
Luigi smiled nervously as he began the process of rewriting the code. Logically he knew it was all pretend, but the park did their job well and just like the day before it felt very real. He was almost done when Noemi called out âYou might want to hurry it up, I see a Storm Trooper headed this wayâ.
He fumbled a sequence in his haste and was shocked, literally, when the screen flashed red and arced with âharmlessâ static electric defenses.
That famous special effect was supposed to be safe, but suddenly Luigiâs mousing hand went completely numb. He started dropping forbidden words left and right as he massaged a hand that felt like dead wood. Noemi rushed over, roleplaying forgotten as she asked what was wrong.
âMy hand⊠I canât feel my handâ he gasped out âI made a mistake, got shocked. Itâs supposed to be immersive, but this doesnât feel OK at all!â
Noemi did her best to comfort him. âHang in there, weâll figure this out.â She paused then, asking quietly âCould this have anything to do with your Carpel Tunnel? I know that makes your hand âfall asleepâ sometimes, but they should have accounted for that if it was going to be a problem when they programmed your data pad. Did you put that on the medical form they gave us to fill out at check-in?â
Luigi hung his head âNo. I didnât see what difference it could make.â He didnât add that he hadnât wanted to be restricted from any missions, but he wasnât fooling his spouse by leaving that out. Noemi sighed âI gotta be honest, that was a boneheaded move. Still, whatâs done is done. Letâs find the first aid station, we need to get you looked at, and maybe they should check over that machine too.â
By the time they located the nearest first aid station and got checked in Luigi was feeling relatively better. The pins and needles were uncomfortable, but at least he could feel something and just then that was a vast improvement.
The medic confirmed that the shock had likely inflamed Luigiâs Carpel Tunnel. After a stern reminder to list all medical conditions on the waiver for his own safety she reprogrammed his datapad to prevent future shock effects. âYou can try the mission again, but youâll be at a disadvantage if you donât wait to recover full use of that hand first.â
Exiting the clinic Noemi asked âOK, so weâve got some time to kill. What do you want to do?â
âHonestlyâ Luigi replied, âAfter that what I need is a stiff drink!â
Goal in mind, their path turned once more to their favorite attraction: The Cantina. Luigi got his stiff drink, but heâd forgotten just how stiff some of them could be!
The Dagobah Slug Slinger was low in sugar because its juices had been converted into high-octane punch. He was also much older than the last time heâd had this particular âpark exclusiveâ, and his tolerance had fallen off with his drinking habits, now that his diet excluded his favorite cocktails.
Noemi fought hard to hold back a laugh when she realized her spouse was literally reeling. âCome on champâ she said, âItâs time to get you to bed.â
âBut the miz-shonâŠâ Luigi slurred plaintively. âCan wait until morningâ she replied.
Gathering him under her arm Noemi helped her tipsy boy towards the door, asking on the way âHowâs your hand?â
âAchâyâ he said with a big sigh âItz not fair!â âNo, its not fairâ she agreed, kissing him lightly on the cheek âand Iâm sorry, but Iâll make sure to grab an ice pack on the way to our room for you.â
âI wuv youâ he blubbered âI knowâ she replied with a chuckle as she led them both slowly down the path towards some much-needed rest.
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#sims 4 challenge#sims 4#sims 4 legacy#sims4#sims 4 nsb#sims 4 not so berry#sims4nsbstraud#sims 4 let's play#sims 4 gameplay#sims 4 lets play
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