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johnwickb1tsch · 6 months ago
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andar conmigo ~ epilogue
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A Walk in the Clouds/Don John crossover outline/fic- Paul Sutton x fem!Reader x Don John triangle ~ You grow up at Las Nubes vineyard, and have to go home to your dying father. You take your fake new husband, Sgt Paul Sutton, with you...Your old flame don John does not like this at all. Warnings: FLUFF chapter map
Author's Note: I just want to say a quick THANK YOU to everyone who followed along and supported this story! Girl Genius @scarlettspectra who helped me with the original idea, my utterly beloved @treedaddymcpuffpuff , the SWEETEST @sweetwolfcupcake (who fried my brain with that gif of Paul, thank u! 😘 , the always RAZOR sharp @discoscoob, the hilarious @lilithlinen , the insightful @reallongwire , emoji queen @thesecretlifeofmo , 🖤 @lonelyspadez and SO many others, I wouldn't have finished this without you, it wouldn't have been as much fun, and it CERTAINLY wouldn't be the fic it is without your amazing input!
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-You’re going to have to rewrite the train station scene in your story, because you take him with you at the platform, and you are smart enough not to let go. 
At first, you stay together in your tiny apartment with its fetching view of a brick wall. The arrangement was fine, if not a little cramped. You spend most of your time in bed, anyway, but you find you don’t mind sharing your space with Paul, or your cooking, or your time. Goddammit if Anjelica wasn’t right about that. 
But maybe he knows you better than you know yourself. 
Without you needing to ask, [and you’re not sure you even would have, truth be told], he eventually gets his own place. Yet, you are still inseparable, barring the hours you go to work, and he goes to school. 
You find that you are equally happy to have your own space back, yet unbearably restless for the next time you will get to see him. It is a strange medley to balance in your life, and a part of you hopes that someday maybe you really will score that apartment with enough room for the two of you, and a typewriter overlooking the Bay. 
On the odd days you do not see each other, he writes you a letter, and you always write him back. 
As it turns out, Paul Sutton likes things that go, and he enrolls to study engines at a technical college in San Francisco. 
The day he roars up to your apartment in a leather jacket on a Norton motorcycle with a big grin, you cannot help but laugh. It seems like a ridiculous machine, and yet after the first time he takes you for a ride–it becomes one of your favorite things to do with him. You tear up and down the coast in your free time, picnicking at the beach or beneath towering sequoia trees. 
You have both healed from your misadventure, withstanding the occasional cough, or the odd nightmare...on a whole, your life together is so sweet, and the irony does not escape you that on more than one occasion you have to restrain yourself from asking him to marry you. But Paul is starting to find himself, given time in which he’s not running between raindrops, enemy fire, or immediately jumping into the responsibility of supporting a wife and children. 
He does not always take you on his motorcycle trips, often going on long rides to clear his head. He says it helps ease his mind, when his memories from the war become too loud in his head.
Most of the time though, he seems content, and you are so happy for that. 
-The first time after he dropped into your office at the publishing house to bring you flowers, just because, bless that man, your boss asks, “So that’s Peter?” 
“No, that’s Paul,” you tease him, aware that your beau’s good looks have a certain effect upon both sexes, no matter their preferences. 
You’d let your superior read your manuscript of your book, after catching you working on it at your desk during a break. You decided to title it, “A Walk in the Clouds.”  You’re not getting your hopes up, as he hems and haws over it. He keeps proposing changes to the story that would be untenable to you, as well as writing under a man’s pen name, or a less Spanish-sounding surname, in the interest of appealing to a broader audience. Maybe someday, you’ll find an agent who will champion your vision, and a publisher who won’t hold it against you that you are an intelligent self-taught Hispanic woman with opinions that challenge the conformity of post-War America.  
Maybe someday, things will be better…
Until then, you’ll just have to keep writing. 
-A year later, the two of you are out to lunch at a North Beach café, when a slick-looking man in a dapper suit passes by your table, then does a double-take at Paul, who was engaged mid-bite with his open mouth over a fork full of pasta. 
“Hey kid,” he says. “Ever thought of being in movies?” 
Taken aback, Paul wipes his lips with his napkin, regarding the man quizzically. “Ah…no, never occurred to me,” he admits to the stranger with a quizzical lift of eyebrows. 
“You got the look. Call me.” The Hollywood man flips a card onto the table, then strolls off like he has somewhere important to be. 
Paul looks at you, then laughs, shaking his head as he looks at the card. He is so humble about his dashing good looks, finding it embarrassing when women slow down to ogle him on the street, (or in one amusing case–to you at least– trip over the sidewalk). 
“How silly,” he says with a little smile, tearing off a piece of bread. He’s playing it down, but you think you see a glitter of intrigue in those polished ebony eyes.
You shrug. “Who knows?” you say playfully. “You’re certainly the best-looking man I know.” 
After all this time, his cheeks still pink for you, his ears turning red at the tips. 
“Well, that’s all that matters to me,” he tells you, reaching across the table for your hand. You slide your fingers into his, so happy you could die. 
Afterwards you go for a stroll, hand in hand, looking in the windows of the shops and laughing together, your head on his shoulder.
It’s hard to imagine that life could get much sweeter than this. Deep down, a tiny, selfish part of you hopes he doesn’t call that Hollywood headhunter. How drastically would your life with him change, if he became a star on the silver screen?
That’s when you know you absolutely believe he’s got what it takes–and you beat back your ugly little fears, resolving that you won’t stand in his way, if he wants to try for it.
You realize you’re squeezing his hand too hard when he looks down at you with a question in his eyes. “Sorry,” you apologize, tilting your head for a kiss. 
He grants your request, and his soft lips on yours still curl your toes. He rests his forehead against yours with that little smile, just for you…and your fears go quiet, replaced by the soft glow this man always inspires in you. 
“Just in case you didn’t know…I would marry you in a heartbeat, if you ever change your mind about all that.” 
You blink, your heart a sparkling firework trapped in your chest. 
You have to try twice before you can find your voice. 
“I think…I would like that, Paul Sutton.” 
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.”
He laughs out loud, that beautiful sound that fuels you as surely as food or drink or air. He picks you up right in the middle of the sidewalk, spinning you around in a circle before his lips find yours again. 
Suddenly, you’re not worried about anything.
-Paul drops you off at your apartment after a lingering kiss before rumbling off on the Norton. He has to study up for a test on Monday, and you’ve found when you try to help him with his studies more often than not you just end up in bed together. 
There are worse things, but this is an important exam. You’re sure he’ll pass with flying colors, then you can reward him properly. 
You practically skip up the stairs, still giddy from earlier. Are you and Paul actually engaged? Promised to be engaged? Merely in talks? You’re not really sure, but it doesn’t matter. You’re together, and you feel like you have all the time in the world to figure it out. The whole country is in such a hurry now that the war has ended, but the two of you have learned you don’t mind taking your time.  
You almost step on a little lump of something left before your door. Puzzled, you pick it up. It reminds you of the handmade little ragdolls you and your sisters used to play with, made of cloth and thread and horse hair.  
But this toy is burned, half her hair singed away, her blackened face pulled in a terrible grimace. 
With a frown you lay it back to rest on the floor beside your door. 
Maybe the neighbor’s girl down the hall dropped her toy. She might want it back. If it’s still there tomorrow…you’ll throw it out. 
Your earlier elation dampered by a weird feeling weighing in your gut, you let yourself into your apartment, and go about the rest of your day. 
Yet as you sit down with your notebook and a cup of tea to warm the chill inside you, you cannot stop thinking about it. 
There’s no way in Hell that terrible man survived that fire… 
Is there? 
The End…
Or is it?👀
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bxsmxx · 3 months ago
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been too quiet since tøp dropped the line on my birthday
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littlehatmouse · 8 months ago
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lots of doodles because i forget to post art here most of the time
#lila art#genshin#clorinde#shenhe#kokomi#not tagging arlecchino because that does Not count as an arlecchino drawing LMFAO#He Knows Many Things.#dunmeshi#falin touden#laios touden#sorry that that siblings drawing is so blurry im too lazy to retake it#it has the lyrics to the siblings song below it bc i got it stuck in my head while drawing them#siblings! siblings! siblings! siblings! this is my sister! this is my brother! we are siblings and we care for each other! what we have! we#always share! cuz we are siblings and we have the same hair!!! dun dundun dun dun dun dun dun dundundundundun dun dun dundundun#im actually. rlly proud of those falin drawings on top#and also the clorinde one but i just drew that an hr ago so im probably going to come back to it tmrw and realize its super wonky but wtv#also the kokomi was a request from twt!!!!!#i have. a lot of those to do still#i will do them at some point i just dont have free time a lot#this is the first time ive had to draw in like two weeks i think#and my friends birthday passed and i promised to draw him hkvh so thats my priority#the clorinde was just supposed to be a warmuo#except he called me while i was drawing and we ended up playing sdv#so it was a warmup to nothing#anyway i had fun and i need to go to bed now bye#ALSO i forgot to mention that those shenhe perspectives are meant to look ugly i was trying to draw those perspectives from memory#because i was. in class.#the top down perspective is kindof cute tbh but the Other One.#its ok i love making my faves look dumb and uncomfortable on purpose
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optionalblue · 7 months ago
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Reasons I can’t go to a twenty one pilots concert
I am extremely broke
I am not the best with loud noises
the second Josh takes his shirt off I am going to be screaming and cheering like yknow. a normal person. and I would weird my mom the fuck out
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Like cmon guys tell me u wouldn’t be screaming too
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twentyonefirstmates · 7 months ago
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Just looked at the digital remains again and oh my god why are we not talking more about the original lyrics to backslide
If I were to backslide, tell everyone we know
Thanks for the last time they came out
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Why did I not thank you more, saving me those other times
(Don't you dare jump in)
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I'd rather you hurt me, than do nothing at all
I'd rather you let me down, than just gas me up
I'd rather you cuse me, than do nothing at all
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You won't make a sound, pick someone else I won't be around
Trapped inside your smile, don't put me on trial
Don't you see you take, everything from me
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useyourglutes · 9 months ago
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im sad that i didn't get to go to the listening party, but at least i still got to listen to the album :) still wanted the stuff tho lmfao
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sprucelogsbirchplanks · 1 year ago
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Qsmp cubitos as horses part 1: Death Family
Philza: grey New Forest Pony, a breed known for level-headedness and consistency [1] [a]
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Missa: black Menorquín, a breed known for intelligence and trainability [2] [b]
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Chayanne: yellow dun Highland Pony, a breed known for being active and adaptable [3] [c]
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Tallulah: black Welsh Pony (Section B), a breed known for being friendly and hardy [4] [d]
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Wilbur Soot: dark bay English Thoroughbred, a breed known for being spirited and sensitive [5] [e]
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Breed notes: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]
General type references: [a] [b] [c] [d] [e]
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n0phis · 2 years ago
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your art is always so pretty
thank u m8!
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starbberryblue · 10 months ago
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collection of my absolute favorite tags from this incredible post:
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Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think
#my personal take is that phineas would have a blog dedicated to advertising his latest invention so everyone can come check it out#and ferb would have a blog for the same purpose except he just silently reblogs all of phineas's posts with the occasional thumbs up emoji#candace constantly tries to show the posts to their mom and either#1) she goes “oh those boys and their imagination” because she thinks they're inviting their friends over for make-believe games#or 2) tumblr staff nukes their posts for promoting dangerous activities / self doxxing#“aren't you a little young to be inviting strangers to your house to *checks post* test the zoning law breaking DIY water slide you built?”#perry doesn't have a blog he just lurks on doof's to check up on his evil schemes#but his family runs an in-character pet blog where they put him in silly hats and make him say cute but wildly out of character things#somehow avoiding The Hat#and doof follows that blog because aww cute little harmless platapus#major monogram occasionally posts angsty vents about The Academy while every teen on the site begs him to get therapy instead#carl is a reddit infiltrator and everyone hates him. im sorry carl fans(???) but you actually cant debate me on this im right#OH AND LAWRENCE#HE ABSOLUTELY IS THE FATHER OF TUMBLR AND EVERYONE ADORES HIM#he posts about how much he loves his wife and kids in between rambles about his special interests (fossils dun dun dun)#i just know he's the babygirl of tumblr in his universe and candace probably hates it but secretly thinks its sweet that everyone loves him#he'll just go “ah candace look! ive received another 'note'! i do wish i could figure out how to write one back”#sorry i went off on a lawrence tangent i unironically love that man#SORRY ONE MORE I JUST THOUGHT OF I SWEAR IM DONE AFTER THIS#buford runs a baljeet hate blog and constantly receives anons begging him to just ask him out already#he hates it but is VERY CAREFUL to explain he isn't homophobic and actually belives that homophobia is an evil and unjust philosophy#that goes against the Bullies Code of Ethics or some shit#anyway when theyre in high school he finally makes a post like “yeah ok whatever we're dating now im still gonna bully him tho”#and tumblr loses their collective minds for like a week#this may be the most tags ive ever put on anything i am currently unmedicated and pnf was my entire childhood ok
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vashyuu · 7 days ago
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Me when friends arent friending
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thekingofchungusmoved · 1 month ago
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STOPPPP THERE'S A FUCKING ABRA KEBABRA AT FUNDERLAND RDS?!?!?!
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roughbuddy · 2 months ago
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ok everybody reblog and say how you found out about tumblr/why you joined and if that reason is different now
i found out about tumblr from this online comic i realy liked and i had to make an account to see the art that the author posted. so i made one and eventually didn't really care so much about the comic anymore. then i got into the emoverse and was reading tumblr posts on pinterest. i remembered i had an account that i never posted on. i got back on. and here i am.
@b4ilout @im-literally-so-dun @not-bluejay @mapletree100 @butterfrogsayshi
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optionalblue · 5 months ago
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we want after tour thoughts/essay 🔥 have the best time!!
(by we i mean myself 🤣)
~ sincerely, new clikkie
AAA I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SLAMPOST ABOUT IT ANYWAYS!!!!!
so oh my god everything was absolutely amazing, (including the giant pizza beforehand) and I apparently stim a lot with these guys because my dad has tons of videos of me covering my face and freaking out. I was like 10 ft away from The Tyler Joseph for car radio, it was insane I was shdhfhah dying, and Josh was just adorable as always. We got a backslide scream which I'm very satisfied with, I met two people behind me who were arguing about whether Tyler or Josh was gayer, I dressed my dad up as Torchie and he only found out who he was when Josh went up on stage with the costume 😭🫶 I literally screamed my mind out during heavydirtysoul (even though I did have to close my eyes for that part because I have a bad fear of fire but it's fine guys) and I got to hear Tyler say "What are you doing??😄" and "No matter how cold it is here, my boy Josh will sweat."
So basically to sum it all up, best experience ever, 10/10 would recommend to new clikkies. Would recommend earplugs as well 🫶💯
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twentyonefirstmates · 10 months ago
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It's honestly so funny for the pilots to be like yeah this is a LORE album everything will be about the LORE and then immediately release two of the most emotionally devastating songs they've ever done that have absolutely nothing to do with the lore
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horse-breed-a-day · 2 months ago
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Hiya! Do you know of a large draft breed with the true dun gene? I've tried to comb through my books and online, but I can't seem to find anything, and @mayriecate kindly recommended I ask you! ☺️
hi there ^^ thats so awesome they recommended me for help! i love these sorts of asks!
ok -so- from what i gathered it seems youre best bet is the Poitevan draft heres some pics that best showcase it!
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im so sorry it took me a little bit to get to your ask!
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zeherili-ankhein · 1 month ago
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Now tell me the gay montriputro story please🙃🙃
KSKSJDJDHD NOW IT'S TIME FOR MY ANOTHER FAVOURITE TALE MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Ok so this story is actually so cute I wanted to retell it in my own ways someday... (nvm im too lazy to get going with anything) and this story's characters also had no names so I thought “hmm since I'm already planning to retell this why not give them brand new names....”
You might have (or might not have) seen me making some random gay doodlings and showing them to @igotadigbickandureadthatwrong [the uponkor ones lol...] and sometimes I sent one or two pictures from the og book to @randomx123 too ig..?
So this story has 4 main characters... (Well that's what I consider but you can consider 3...) And for the love of god non of them had a fucking name (and a fucking side character had a name 💀🤌) That's why the names I allotted to them are...
Dun dun dun...
Im revealing them in the narration lol...
Tagging people whom I want to share this crazy story with @randomx123 @jeahreading @krishna-priyatama @no-idea-where-i-am-lost @foreignink @igotadigbickandureadthatwrong @prettykittytanjiro @ishaaron-ishaaron-me @stxrrynxghts @desigurlie @crystraniqelle @priestessofuniverse @dwarpharini @shubhadeep385 @hydestudixs @dreamer-in-sleep @aru-loves-krishnaxarjuna @livingtheparadoxlife @groovycynicalcheesecake @wulfricnavy (im sorry im adding you late 😭 but consider this the return gift for Depth of Despair)
Trigger warnings: bitchass people, unfortunately those bitchass people don't die well in this story... sigh, infanticide, homoerotic friendship, divine intervention, snakes, snake dying, snake coming out of nose, turning into stone, talking birds and swearings
So in the starting of the story we are told about this rajkumar Upendro (yes I named him) and his verryyy verryyy verryyyy close “friend” the montriputro Shonkor 🗿 (I named him too yeahhh)
They are such good “friends” they can't even spend a day without eachother. They grew up together and do everything together eat sleep roaming around. They are literally the do dil ek jaan kinda “friends”. It's a hot topic how close these two are with eachother...
Their “friendship” is so deep Shonkor sometimes falls asleep in Upendro's room and nobody gives a flying fuck about it... Not Even the king. 💀🤌
(Me interviewing the maids of the palace*
Maids: ohh then they fell asleep together, such good friends I mean...
Me: 💀💀🗿✨ yup... Very good friends... 💀✨)
.....
So whatever back to actually plot
One day Upendro is like
Upendro: yk... I feel like going on some adventures...
Upendro: roaming around the kingdoms... Seeing new things..
Upendro: just you and me...
Shonkor: ...
Shonkor: ok
So yeah, they decided they'd go do Dora the explorer shit in the wild and went away. Just the two of them on their horses and didn't take any men or soldiers with them. 💀
And they roamed around here and there in different kingdoms and places, like those discovery channel dudes.
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One day after travelling for long enough they are in a forest and it's getting late. And they come across a BEAUTIFUL lake and it got really clear water like glass.
So our boyfriends besties decides “yeah let's spend the night near this lake on that banyan tree nearby”
And they tie their horses at the bottom and then get some water from the lake for hath mukh dhona and drinking and climbs the tree to sleep on it (I have no idea what they were planning to do on those branches or if it's even possible to sleep on branches 💀🤌)
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Now after sometimes a lot of light literally blinds them, like there's too much brightness like my mom's phone screen all over the forest and they are both like o.O trying to figure out where the light came from
And their eyes fall at the lake and they see a bigass snake coming out of it, and it has a BIG mani on it's head (hehehehehehd nag mani lessgoo) which is the source of all the blinding light.
So they see the snake crawling out of the pond and into the forest and under the tree. Snake bbg puts the nagmani down from it's head and below the tree (idk how that even happened considering it has no hands or anything 💀💀)
And then the snake eats up those two pookie horses (MY SHYALAAAAAA NO MY SHYALAAAA 😭😭) and goes away deeper into the forest 🗿🗿 blud didn't even try to climb the tree bruhh
So now Upendro and Shonkor are like 💀💀 because one wtf is that giantass snake and two their horses are gone 😭😭 (I just really love horses ok!!)
So Shonkor my ultimate gadha climbs down the tree to look at the mani and he just fucking covers that stone with the horse saddle for some weird reasons idfk 💀🤌 and then climbs back next to his boifren
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So snake dude?dudette? idk comes back after sometime and when it couldn't find it's mani it just makes all those growling sounds like crying and all. Then it fucking dies. 💀 In dispression. 💀 Because it lost it's stone. 💀 (Ykw mood 🗿 I'd die too if I lost my favourite stone)
So now Shonkor and Upendro stays awake the entire night on the tree scared shitless 🌝 because yeah obviously you don't wanna end up in a anaconda's stomach even if you know it's ded. Like take no chances my boys.
So next morning early in the dawn they come down from the tree and Shonkor picks up the mani from those hiddings to wash it in the lake (why's he always doing the labour Upendro you hypocrite bitch)
And as soon as the mani touches the water it again starts to glowwwwwww ( read it in the you make me glow tune) and they notices a literal PALACE under the lake 💀💀
And they are like “GURL DAMN WHAT”
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So these gayass bitches decides they wanna know what's in tha palace (like no thoughts of self preservation or safety or anything... 💀🤌 dumbasses)
And they go under the lake and yeah surprise surprise they can breath under water because of the mani 🗿
So whatever... they get under water in that palace and it's really gorgeous and big and a lot of stuff are there like trees and fruits they never heard of, flowers with sweet smells, and ofcourse lots of gemstone and stuff and as expected NO ONE fucking no one's in that palace 💀🤌
So they get inside the palace (bro that's trespassing where's your poribar's shikkha??) And starts to search all the rooms like some local chor because bruhh 💀
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Then they suddenly hear some very feminine crying sounds coming from one of the rooms, and ofcourse they are like o.O and go to see what's wrong and comes across the room where the sound is coming from
Inside they see a gorgeous maiden sitting on the GOLDEN bed and sobbing like her world ended (which yeah it did)
And she hears to footsteps and looks up to see those two randomass dude standing there like🧍And she's like
Bbg cutie: who are you all? 😭
Bbg cutie: why are you here? 😭
Bbg cutie: go away or the snek will eat you 😭
Bbg cutie: it already ate my mom dad siblings and everyone in this palace 😭
Bbg cutie: only I'm alive now (because of unknown reasons) 😭
Bbg cutie: so go away before you become the 3 course 5 star meal for the snake... 😭😭
So Shonkor is like
Shonkor: girl dw that snek is ded, we killed it :D (where dude? It died from grief stop lying idiot)
Shonkor: see see the mani from its head :D
And he shows her the mani (also Upendro you bitch why tf are you just standing and doing nothing you kamchor lyadkhor harami)
[Ohhh btw I named my bbg Kumudini just because 🗿🗿🗿]
So now
Kumudini: umm ok... But who tf ARE you??
Shonkor: ummm I'm Shonkor... You? (Well in the og tale he just says he's montriputro but since I gave him a name he's saying his name ok)
Kumudini: I'm the princess of this place Kumudini 🥹🤌
Kumudini: will you two go away from here 🥺 (goshhh she's so pookie I love her soo much ahhhhh)
Shonkor: no no! We're here to stay ofcourse :D
Kumudini: omgg yayyy welcome you all will be as comfortable as possible here :D
[I love how Upendro is just standing there like 🧍 while these two chat like he's such a dumb and introverted gadha... I love him so much lmao]
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So they start to stay in that patal palace (that's how that place is described ok it's said to be patal... cool ig?)
And ig in those days Upendro and Kumudini have their Kuch Kuch Hota Hai moments cuz Shonkor then one days tells her Upendro wants to marry her 💀🤌
(Lmao imagine the conversation that went between our cookie Shonkor and his adopted introvert Upendro...
Upendro: bhai 🌝
Shonkor:
Upendro: setting karwa de 🌝
Shonkor:
Upendro: plj 🌝
Shonkor:
Shonkor: ok 💀
Upendro: yaayy ilysm 🥹)
And unsurprisingly Kumudini agrees to marry him cuz ofcourse duhh they are in looveee~ 💀
So they get married in that place (idk how they got a purohit tho... Ig allrounder Shonkor became the purohit... Or they simply married without a purohit which is also not at all wrong)
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Now after somedays Upendro starts to feel homesick because they have been away from there kingdom for SO LONG
So Upendro tells Shonkor that they should go back home but Shonkor is like
Shonkor: yaaa you're right. But idt you two should go like this....
Upendro: wot? woi?
Shonkor: cuz you both are newly married 🗿
He basically tells them both to stay at the patal palace and enjoy their honeymoon while he goes back to their kingdom to get the king daddy to come and fetch them, since Upendro's the prince and he just got married so that would be appropriate.
And so Upendro and Kumudini agrees, while Shonkor tells them bye bye and sets off for home. (Sighh... Things you do for your homoerotic friendship huh)
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So now Kumudini and Upendro are spending their days well and good in that patal palace.
BUT one day Kumudini was getting really bored in the afternoon while Upendro was giving a mosher moto ghum (this bitch also likes bhat ghum my brother in maa Durga ufff 🫂🥹🗿✨)
And she looks at the nagmani kept close by and wonders how the upside world looks like cuz she had NEVER been there in her entire life (you need a guide for your first trip bbg don't do it alone pls)
So she decides “yeah nothing bad will happen I'll just go and come back before hubby wakes up...” and takes the mani to get out of that lake and wonder around the forest :p 💀✨
And she goes around admiring the things and all yk typical snow white behaviour, and it makes her really excited and happy because she's seeing all those for the first time in her life.
Then she comes back to the patal palace before Upendro could wake up and acts all normal and happy 🌝 telling him nothing (because more gele ke dekhche what's safety what's precautions???)
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So this shit continues for some days, everyday she goes up and wonders like Dora the explorer during the afternoon and then comes back before Upendro can wake up from his moron ghum and she pretends everything is normal. 🗿🗿
BUT how can they live in peace right? Some crazy shit is bound to happen...
So one day as she was sitting by the lake and just playing with the water like the pookie cookie she is, that kingdom's bitchass rajkumar (the kingdom in whose area that forest falls) was out hunting with some of his equally bitchass friends and they come across the lake and banyan tree. (There's a buri mohila near the tree too, keep that in mind, it will be important to the plot later)
The rajkumar (I'm not naming him I'd just call him bitchass rajkumar) sees Kumudini only once and Kumudini get's scared and just jumps back in the lake and goes back to the palace.
And now dude is like shocked pikachu face because tf happened and he falls back down unconscious because of how GORGEOUS Kumudini is.... 💀🗿 (i mean I would too 🗿)
.....
This side Kumudini got REALLY scared so she stopped going out of the lake for some days and just spends her days in patal palace like normal, not wanting to get caught roaming by some randomass men (see everyone is scared of unknown men)
And on the other hand, over there bitchass rajkumar's sakha gang are like “yoo dude wtf happened??” and they worry for him but all dude could say is “where did she go?? where did she go??” 💀💀💀
So they are like “beta pagla hoye gache” and they take him back to the palace to his father the king. And in a few days bro becomes absolutely bedridden and mad only ever saying “where did she go?? where did she go” 💀🤌
.....
Now king dude is like “wtf gotta save my baby boy” and he does what any typical king does when no raj vaidya works... And makes the announcement that whoever can cure the rajkumar and decode who's “she” that person will get half the kingdom and the hand in marriage with his daughter the rajkumari 🗿💀✨
And now nobody fucking knows what to do because who IS “she”??? So nobody is able to save rajkumar and the king dude is getting frustrated...
THAT'S WHEN the buri mohila from before randomly appears claiming she knows how to cure the rajkumar and who “she” really is...
But ofc nobody believes her not even the king (cuz she got a rastar pagol type er chhele who's called Fokir and everyone thinks she's also pagol like her son) 💀💀💀
But she insists and says she will do it she'd just need a lake side view hut and a bunch of soldiers to help her. And if she succeeds her son must get that half kingdom and the princess' (king dude's daughter not Kumudini don't confuse) hand in marriage... (I first thought she was gonna ask to get married to the princess herself 💀🤌)
So king dude is like yeah what's there to lose? And agrees to her thinking the buri mohila can't do shit.
......
Then she gets the lake view hut and soldiers and starts to stay there starring at the lake all day.
Now this side after many days Kumudini finally gets the courage to go back outside and gets out of the lake to sit near it. 💀✨
NOW as soon as she's out in the wild sitting and playing around with the water, that old hag approaches her... And pretends to be friendly telling her not to be scared and anything and dumb dumb blorbo Kumudini agrees and tells her who she is saying she's the patal puri rajkonna and stuff showing her the nagmani.
The buri mohila pretends to be curious and asks to see the mani taking it in her hand and as soon as Kumudini gives it to her like a bokach*** she tells the hidden soldiers to come out and basically kidnap Kumudini 💀💀💀 (that's why you should trust NO ONE in an unknown place)
.....
They kidnap her and take her back to the palace while she's crying and begging them to let her go (too much traumatizing shit goes on in this story trust me)
And the buri is like “dw girl you'll be fine here the rajkumar just wants to see you”
So in the palace they call the half mad depressed bitchass rajkumar who's still murmuring “where did she go?? where did she go??” and as soon as he sees Kumudini he's like
Bitchass rajkumar: THAT'S HER THAT'S HER THAT'S THE MAIDEN I SAW BACK THEN
Kumudini: just lemme go plssss 😭😭🙏
Bitchass rajkumar not even listening to her: you're so gorgeous ahhh I wanna marry you 🥹
Kumudini, trying to save herself: ummm umm I- I can't marry for six months I'm doing a vrat 😭
Bitchass rajkumar: okk bbg I can wait for you for eternity what's six months to that 😩✨✋
(💀💀 that's legit a line from the book ok... 💀 And as much as I like the flirting romantic line he just said he's still a big long smelly piece of shit so I hate him)
......
And now back to patal palace, Upendro wakes up and is in deep depression cuz Kumudini is missing and even the mani that enables them all to get out and inside of lake is missing so he can't even go search for her.
He's literally in pieces, crying himself to madness in that lonely palace (ok yeah bro really loves his wife sigh... I just love him so much)
So now six months are going by and Kumudini is still kept hostage in that bitchass palace.
And this side Shonkor had returned to the lake side after months with those delegation party men and is waiting for Upendro and Kumudini to come out of the lake on the given date and time. But for obvious reasons non of them does that but who's gonna tell that to my baby boy sigh... 💀🤌
So he and the men he brought wait for them for some days camping in the lake side 🗿✨
......
But then one day he sees some randomass man of that kingdom going by and he asks
Shonkor: yoo dude why is there so much noice in this kingdom?? Is some festival going on?? (Cuz dude's been hearing shanai er awaj for the past days)
Dude: donchu know?? The rajkumar of this kingdom is getting married to the beautiful patal puri rajkonna...
Shonkor: .....
Shonkor: ohhh
(YEAH THOSE FUCKERS ARE FORCING MY GIRL TO GET MARRIED CUZ SIX MONTHS ARE ABOUT TO BE OVER)
And now Shonkor is like.... Damn something sus is going on and decides he'd go and investigate further cuz wtf?!?!
.....
So he goes to the city and just stays as a guest to a randomass brahmin's family to get more info
Shonkor: umm so... I heard the rajkumar is getting married to some patal puri rajkonna... Where did he find her??? 💀
Brahmin dude: ohhh yeah thats a really long story so atleast a year ago.... *tells the entire tale of bitchass rajkumar becoming depressed and muttering “where did she go??” and then buri mohila bringing Kumudini and etc etc*
Shonkor, internally fs: 💀💀💀💀 FUCK- GOTTA SAVE MAH GURL-
Shonkor: ohh umm achha... Ummm
Shonkor: so... Uhhh did the king get his daughter married to that buri mohila's son Fokir as promised...??
Brahmin dude: lmao nahhh that dude is a rastar pagol ahh person idt the king would keep his promise LOL
Shonkor: ahhh damn... How does he looks anyway??
Bhola bhala brahmin dude: hmmmm tbh he looks kinda like you... Just a little more mad and dirty and he roams around in torn clothes and all
Shonkor: ohhhh achha achha well thank you ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ
......
So next day Shonkor is like dress up bitches ✨🗿💀 and find some chhera fata clothes and becomes Fokir 🗿 cuz ofc he's THE FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND INDEED personified (he's my shona mona chader kona frrr ahhh)
And then he goes to that psycho bitchass buri's house during the evening cuz well buri must have cataract at that age and won't be able to tell properly if it's her son or some randomass dude 💀
So he goes infront of the buri's house and starts to 🕺🕺🕺✨ .... Yes... Dance 🗿🔥
Psycho buri: yoo Fokir you home??
Disguised Shonkor: ..hmm 💀
Psycho buri, rambling on: where tf do you stay you dumbass
Psycho buri: do you even have any idea I fixed your marriage with the rajkonna???
Psycho buri: you'll marry her right??
Disguised Shonkor: ..hmm 💀💀
And then she drags him inside not even knowing that it's not her son because well... As I said it's evening and she got cataract fs
Psycho buri: do you even know how I fixed your marriage??
Disguised Shonkor: 💀💀 ....no...
Pyscho buri: ok so listen...
And she PROUDLY tells him how she kidnapped an innocent maiden just like that and practically held her hostage so that people can force her in a marriage without her consent 🤡🤡 and then shows him that mani which she kept with her all this time
Shonkor internally: BITCH I WANNA BEAT YOU UP YOU HORRIBLE FUCKING WOMAN- 🥰🔪⚡🔥👹💀✨ (this is legit in the book ok)
Shonkor internally: gotta somehow.. anyhow get that mani out of your hands asap and save my bestie and return back to my boyfriend...
Psycho buri: ykww.... Fokir... You keep this mani with yourself... AND DON'T LOSE IT!
Disguised Shonkor: o.O ok... 💀
Psycho buri: now lessgo to the palace and meet that patal puri rajkonna
Disguised Shonkor: ...hmm
......
So she dresses him up in somewhat bhalo jama kapor and takes him to the palace, where the king dude does some khatir jotno 💀🤌 cuz yeah Fokir is gonna be his ghor jamai afterall... (like bro how tf did this bitch of a man even agreed to get his daughter married to a rastar pagol typa guy?? 😭 I hate him so much)
So whatever now Disguised Shonkor looks here and there and when the buri asks what's wrong. He does some ishara to that buri to say “where is Kumudini” and she goes “ohh yeah lets go see her” and takes him the chambers she's kept locked in.
They go by the gaurds who look at them like 🤨 but still lets them go cuz yeah one's a madman another's a buri mohila what can they do...
.....
Inside the chamber Kumudini bbg is still crying because ofcourse she would be
Psycho buri: ahh girll why do you keep crying?? You will literally marry the rajkumar he'd be such a nice husband...
Shonkor, internally: BITCH HOW'D YOU EVEN KNOW WHY MY PHUL JAISI LADKI IS CRYING YOU'RE THE REASON FOR THIS 🥰👹👺🔥🔪💀
So after sometimes buri mohila was like “lesgo home now” but disguised Shonkor refused to go anywhere and just shaked his head.
Buri was like “yeah if this bitch said no then I can not convince him, I'll just let him stay and hangout with Kumudini then...”
So she left and Fokir looking Shonkor stayed in the room with Kumudini who's still depressed and crying and what not.
.......
So late at night when everyone has already retired to sleep and all
Disguised Shonkor: yoo bestie can you recognise me???
Kumudini: wha- *looking closely* OHHH
then she just breaks down in more tears out of relief ig...
Kumudini: TAKE ME OUT OF HERE BY TONIGHT PLS PLS PLS BESTIE PLS 😭🙏
Shonkor, covering her mouth: shhh don't say that
Shonkor: dw da'lin I've found you now and I will get you out I promise 🥹🤌
Kumudini: okk bestie 🥹🥹
......
Now Disguised Shonkor keeps roaming around the place and doing his ✨🕺dance🕺✨ in front of the gaurd who suspect nothing cause he's a madman and he goes in and out of the palace quite a few time to gain their trust.
THEN when he's sure they will let him do anything he wants, he gets to Kumudini and tells her to dress as a man and then he takes her and they both escape from that hellhole 🗿🗿✨ (boi is so smart)
And they FINALLY get to the patal palace under the lake and see that Upendro is literally on the verge of his n'th mental breakdown.
Seeing his boyfriend and wife returning like that Upendro is like o.O And then Kumudini again starts to cry
Kumudini: I'M SORRY I WENT UP WITHOUT INFORMING AND ALL THIS HAPPENED WAHHHH 😭😭😭
Upendro: IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT THO WAHH 😭😭😭
Shonkor, awkward thirdwheeling most probably: ..... 🌝
Upendro: broooo you're my ultimate broooo come here 😭😭😭
And then they HUG 🗿✨ (and kiss ig)
.....
So now they all decide that “yeah let's get back home” (Upendro's kingdom) so they get out of that lake but to their surprise and horror all the people Shonkor brought to fetch them left lmao (like I wouldn't be waiting so long for them either) 💀💀
So they all get disappointed and starts to walk on their own like dumb bitches but obviously gets tired after quite some times so they decide they'd spend the night in that forest under a bigass tree.
......
Now under the tree as Upendro and Kumudini falls asleep and Shonkor is... Idk what he's doing he's just awake for some reasons ig... He hears two birds talking (bengoma bengomi reference yooo ahhh)
Husband birdy: yo wifey yk that montriputro Shonkor did so much to save the rajkonna and rajkumar but it's of no use...
Wife birdy: wot? why??
H. birdy: yeah see so when the king would send elephants and horses to fetch his son and daughter-in-law...
H. birdy: Upendro will fall down while climbing the elephant and die
W. birdy: 💀 what if someone doesn't let him climb the elephant??
H. birdy: ohh he'll be saved then
H. birdy: but then once at the kingdom, the shingho daar of the palace will fall on his head and he'll die
W. birdy: 💀💀 what if he doesn't goes from under the gate??
H. birdy: he will be saved but...
H. birdy: when he sits to eat at the feast, the fish bones from the machher matha would get stuck in his throat and he'd die
W. birdy: 💀💀💀 ...what if he doesn't eats the machher matha??
H. birdy: ohh he'll be saved then
H. birdy: but at night when he'll be sleeping next to Kumudini
H. birdy: a snake will come out of her nose and bite him and he'll die
W. birdy: 💀💀💀💀 what if someone kills the snake before it can bite Upendro??
H. birdy: then he will be saved...
H. birdy: BUT that person can't speak these words to anyone else or they'll become a stone statue
W. birdy: 💀💀💀💀💀 YO WTF
W. birdy: then is there no way to save that person???
H. birdy: yeah there is...
H. birdy: when Kumudini will give birth to her first born child
H. birdy: that first born child must be cut in half and it's blood must be poured on the statue for that person to again become a human
W. birdy: 💀💀💀💀💀💀
.......
So yeah Shonkor listens to those birdies for the entire night 💀💀💀💀 and goes “DAMN GOTTA SAVE MY MAN-” because obviously he's the greatest “friend” ever
Now in the morning Upendro and Kumudini wakes up and they all again start their lalala journey back to the kingdom. 💀
But comes across the king's send men on their way and they are all glad and then Upendro tries to climb the elephant
And Shonkor stops him 🗿
Shonkor: bestie lemme ride the elephant once pls 🥹
Upendro: ...
Upendro: ok :)
Upendro feels a little weird that Shonkor would ask something so out of the blue but lets him take the elephant ride anyway cuz anything for his boyfriend and Shonkor literally saved his and his wife's ass just recently. 🗿🗿✨🤌
.....
They get back to the kingdom, Upendro on the horse and Shonkor on the elephant (and Kumudini was in the palki ig I forgot lol)
But now when time came to cross the shingho daar
Shonkor: bestie pls break the door na 🥺
Upendro: 💀💀💀
Upendro: ok
Upendro starts to get a little annoyed but complies with everything Shonkor is asking cuz same reasons he can't deny his boyfriend, especially after he did so much.
So now they are all happy and everything coming back home and blah blah
But the same thing happens while they were eating, Shonkor notices that his boyfriend is served with that bigass rui machher matha and he's like
Shonkor: lemme eat that machher matha bestieee 🥺
Upendro: uhhhh
Shonkor: yaayyy thanks :3
Atp Upendro had started to get irritated cuz wtf is this son of a bitch (respectfully) doing.... Just because he saved their lives doesn't mean he owns them 💀💀💀🤌 but he still keeps quiet in the public to not cause any chaos.
......
Later time comes and Shonkor is like “ok bye darling I'm going home :D” (ufsos wo kabhi ho na saka...) but Upendro is still angry and he pretty much ignores his boyfriend... glad that he's finally going home 💀🥹🤌
BUT BUT BUT my sweet child of heavens Shonkor didn't went to his home... INSTEAD he literally went to Upendro's bedroom in secret and hid under the bed 💀💀💀
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Yeah....
So now later Upendro and Kumudini comes to the room and it's said they fall asleep after yk talking and stuff... But we all know that's not what happened right? 🗿💀 (Don't tell me I'm the only dirty minded bitch here I swear-)
......
Once Both Upendro and Kumudini are finally asleep, Shonkor crawls out from under the bed and stands at the corner with his sword like 🧍🤺
Then by midnight he notices some thread like stuff coming out of Kumudini's nose and he gets ready as that stuff slowly becomes a poisonous snek.
As soon as the snek tries to get close to Upendro and bite him, Shonkor is like 🗡️🐍🩸☠️ and kills it. But it's blood splashes all over Kumudini 💀🤌
So this dumbass bitch is like “yeah ykw it would be rude to let her sleep with blood on her face I should maybe clean it.."
BUT while he was trying to wipe of her face, Kumudini startled woke up and started to scream, which in term woke up Upendro 💀🤌
....
AS SOON AS Upendro is awake he's angry as fuck and starts to cuss at Shonkor 💀✨
Shonkor: pls don't misunderstand me lemme explain
Upendro: omg leave it Ik how you are
Upendro: you disgusting p.o.s
Shonkor: babe listen-
Upendro: I don't wanna listen
Shonkor: bestie I did it to save YOU
Upendro: SAVE ME? Save me from what? Stop lying
Shonkor: I- I can't say that I'll turn into stone
Upendro: idfc just tell me or I won't believe you EVER
Shonkor: you won't even believe even after I told I'll turn into stone.... 🥺😭😔
Shonkor: ....ok listen then.... 😔
.....
So now Shonkor starts to narrate whatever he heard from those birdies and both Upendro and Kumudini listens to him intently
By the time he told them about the elephant incident both his legs are stone, but Upendro insisted he continues... And by the time he's done telling till the machher matha incident he's all stone till his neck
Shonkor: you still wanna listen why I was in your room??
Upendro: yeah ofcourse duh I NEED to know the entire thing...
(I mean he got a point 💀 BUT DUDE YOUR BOYFRIEND IS TURNING INTO A STONE STATUE BRUH)
Shonkor: ok then 😔
Shonkor: BUT remember if you even want to turn me back... You will need to sacrifice your first born child and drench the statue in it's blood..
Shonkor: now listen....
And he tells them the entire thing and yeah... He's a stone statue now 🗿
Upendro and Kumudini now notices the cut up snake on the floor and they are like “damn buddy was telling the truth...” 💀💀
.....
So they both keep Shonkor's statue at a corner in their room from then on...
And soon Kumudini becomes preggo and in an year gives birth to a beautiful baby boy (whom I named Mukundo btw.... :D)
And then both of them are solemnly sitting in their room as Upendro takes little baby Mukundo in his arms and raises his sword AND- yeah... I ain't saying that.... 💀
The blood splashes all over Shonkor and in an instance he's back to normal.
......
The first thing Shonkor sees as he opens his eyes is Kumudini CRYING, SOBBING, SCREAMING IN DESPAIR and Upendro trying to comfort her through his own tears 💀💀
And Shonkor is now is despair and trauma because it's all because of him their baby is dead because of him.
He picks up Mukundo in a piece of cloth and RUNS to his own home, because he remembered his WIFE was a great devotee of maa Durga and perhaps she could help him... (YES YOU PEOPLE ALL THESE WHILE THIS MAN THIS DUDE THIS FUCKER WAS FUCKING MARRIED AND I WAS SHOOK)
But as he reached his home, he didn't knew what to do, so he ties the cloth which had Mukundo in it to the banyan tree in his backyard and goes inside trying to pretend everything is normal 💀🤌 (arre amar gadha reee)
.....
His wife (I named her Jogodomba hehe) is happy that he's back after so much time and it's all going good and well. But soon she starts to notice that something's wrong with her husband (fuck of Shonkor that' my wife, my woman, the love of my life 🗿🗿)
He'd sit quietly all day lost in thoughts and look really guilty and scared and sad and everything.
Jogodomba: hey... what's wrong...
Shonkor: ....nothing....
And she tries to ask him many times for the past days but when she sees nothings working she goes to the mondir to consult maa Durga (all problem one solution maa 🗿🗿✨✨)
Jogodomba: maa maa he's so weird these days he looks so sad and idk something is definitely wrong with that dude of mine... 💀🤌
Maa Durga: hmm I see... Go ask him tonight what's wrong and tell me tomorrow
Jogodomba: okk (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)
.....
So FINALLY that night Shonkor at last tells bbg what's the matter as he have a emotional breakdown crying and all and Jogodomba goes to maa Durga the next day and tells everything to her 🗿
Maa Durga: ohh I see ok yeah bring the baby to me I'll revive him :D
And so Shonkor runs back to the tree and brings Mukundo and hands him over to Jogodomba who as soon as puts him near maa Durga's feet is back to being alive and well 🗿✨ (Joy Maa Durga 🙏✨🗿)
So now Shonkor runs back to the palace with Mukundo and hands him over to Kumudini and Upendro who are all SUPER GLAD to have their baby back alive and healthy
And Upendro hugs Shonkor crying saying how much of a great “friend” he is and how grateful he'd be to Shonkor for the rest of his life (I bet they kissed)
And happily even after Ig...? (Jogodomba is mine tho-)
.......
SOOO THAT'S IT. Amar kotha ti furalo note gach ti muralo....
And I'm so sorry these took sooo fucking long to post 😭🤌 I had been so stressed and busy this week trying to cope with school and shit that I got zero time to type and everything 😭😭
But here's it! The story that I wanted to retell... Hopefully... One day... 🥹🤌 But idk if that will ever happen LOL
So now coming to why I named my characters what I named them...
Shonkor and Upendro: well... They are inspired by Harihar 🗿✨ and their “we are the same we can't live without eachother we are eachother's heart” propaganda 🗿🤌 lol.... As I was once telling @igotadigbickandureadthatwrong
Kumudini: well... Kumudini means lotus so... Lotus = Kamala, hence Kumudini = Kamala/Lakshmi so Upendro's wife being her made sense to me... 💀🤌 Also because she's from patal in the story and that was also another iconic thing that matched with Lakshmi hahahaha
Jogodomba: well duhh obviously because she got that ✨special✨ connection with Maa Durga as we saw 🗿✨ and her husband is named fucking Shonkor so it only made sense right??? 🗿💅✨
(I am such a genius no?) so I got my own Shri-Hari-Har-Uma Quad now hahaha 💅✨
Also because Shonkor Jogodomba and Upendro were names that sounded bangali enough so I choose them specifically... Kumudini well.. since she's patalnivasini she is a little different then the rest ig...
Yaaa that's it LOL I hope y'all enjoyed it :D and lemme know how you liked it :))))
P.S. this silly doodle I made of Upendro and Shonkor one day hehe
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