#ok bye bye pookies

[whisperingn1ghts]

Toxic Yuri.... Save me

Reference below!!!

[bougouis]

i like that silly german guy

[thegreatgremlingang]

broke: Jiang fengmian thirsted after cangse sanren and took in wei ying bc he was cangse sanren's child

woke: Jiang fengmian was literally just good friends with cangse sanren

BESPOKE: Jiang fengmian and cangse sanren formed the Wei Changze simp club so they could collectively thirst after wei changze and jiang fengmian took in wei ying bc he was WEI CHANGZE (and his homie cangse sanren)'s child

[rowdyluv]

I said it’s like a transformation picture and my mom said “what transformation he’s still a baby”

[satandoesntwannabehere]

HAPPY 9TH ANNIVERSARY UNDERTALE !!!

and a couple silly things from the past couple of months

[astro-can]

wow I miss my six friends that constantly got on my nerves but in a good way and they were always so fun to hang out with and talk to and study with and I think I’m going to cry

[archiverumiartzz]

Such a cool Nya design, just a little doodle won't hu- It's almost 3 am

Nya design by @marsipain ♡!!

[forzalvr]

LONG HAIR MAX‼️ I REPEAT, LONG HAIR MAX ‼️‼️

[vaultofthebeloved]

Man, thinking on the Arishok meeting with Hawke and if you choose purple and pretend you want to leave he halts you like he WAS READY TO CONVERT HAWKE LISTEN TO ME HE WANTED TO CONVERT THEM, YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE

[wish-i-were-heather]

ok so im leaving to go somewhere now and i dont think i'll actually have any time to open tumblr when i get back before i leave to go camping

SOOO I GUESS GOODBYE FOR A COUPLE DAYS I LOVE YOU ALL 😚😚

[todayisafridaynight]

aoki 🥰 <- malicious intent

[princessdreamss]

nah bc i bought and binged the entirety of the price of flesh (minus the dlc) bc i was in a boyfriend to death mood and ??????

all my actual thoughts are being overshadowed by derek shoving fireworks in the player’s hole what the fuck is happening

[yeokii]

came back from hiatus because @yenqa is writing apple cider prt 2

[beanietopia]

choso has a porn addiction, plain and simple. every morning for him starts with the same: open up twitter, get his bottle of lotion, and scroll through his bookmarks until he can cum. he’s had girlfriends in the past, they all thought his addiction was gross. what girl would ever entertain a guy that jerked off to random girls getting creampied on twitter?

well, you, of course.

he messaged you on a random morning, ‘hey’, was all it said. you happened to have a slight porn addiction of your own, having filled your bookmarks for your own solo sessions. you didn’t realize your messages were open and felt your brow go up as you read his message. a click to his bio and there wasn’t much there, just the year he was born and 🇯🇵. your first instinct was to delete the message, but your curiosity got the best of you. you messaged back, investigated how he found your account, and choso revealed his intentions.

‘are you into the idea of sending some nsfw posts to each other?’

choso used to sext with his ex girlfriends, but none of them wanted to include porn. they found it weird and considered it cheating to look at videos while in a relationship. now here he was, randomly texting a stranger on the internet to get a quick nut. if he wasn’t palming his dick through his shorts right now, he’d actually think he looked a bit pathetic. it wasn’t until you said yes and started sending your bookmarked videos did he realize what he was getting himself into.

freeing his dick from his briefs, he started to stroke himself while imagining himself doing the things in the videos with you. he didn’t know what you looked like, hell, he wasn’t even sure you were who you said you were. but you were just as porn obsessed as he was, and he didn’t think you could get any better until you sent another message.

‘let me suck it while you play video games.’

it’s like you knew the exact words to say to get him off. choso hastily reciprocated, although it had become quite difficult to type with one hand. he confessed on how desperately he wanted to cum in your pussy and how you suck him in so well, not knowing that you too had started pleasuring yourself at the mere thought. it had been a while and you needed some action too, okay? his messages started getting further and further apart until he asked you to send a post he can finish to. bringing yourself back to reality for a quick moment to send him a creampie video, how could you have known his favorite genre? you found yourself soon chasing your own orgasm. the echoes of the moans coming from your phone had blended with yours, and you soon came undone on your fingers. 

once you remembered to look at your phone again, choso had let you know that he had made a mess, followed by a picture of his cum stained hand and torso. when you sent back a picture of your glistening fingers and soiled sheets, choso audibly moaned. what a pervert.

‘fuck, you’re making me hard… is same time tomorrow good with you?’

part 2

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uhh welp this is my first piece of work on tumblr LMFAO HEY GUYS! special shoutout to my pookie bears @gojoscinnamonroll @xixflower @takumasimp @webism for encouraging me and AAAAAAAA I HOPE SOMEBODY LIKES THIS,,,, i wanna keep posting on here so lmk what you think :3 ok bye beanie out

[monkeydlesbian]

Just kidding luffy’s back i need to scream

[royalarchivist]

Chrono Cosmo: Yaaas~ [Laughs ominously] See you soon~ But don't forget to tell your other teammates, ok?

Tubbo: Ok! Bye, pookie-bear!

Chrono Cosmo: Oh~! 😚 Bye-bye~

Tubbo: [Cracks up] Why is he so fcking gay??? [Laughs] What the hell!

[Tubbo re-joins his group's VC]

Tubbo: Guys, I just spoke with the gayest man I think I've ever spoken to ever. He's like, the most cunty guy I've ever met.

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TRANSCRIPT

Tubbo: There should be a LOT more diamond ore–

Chrono Cosmo: [Suddenly appears behind him] Hey~

Tubbo: [Gets startled and screams]

Tubbo: ...Bro, you're a creep for that.

Chrono Cosmo: Do you know what I think? People hate me! Hate me so much!

Tubbo: I don't hate you! You're chill AF.

Chrono Cosmo: [Hums a sigh] I'm good, I'm a good person! But I'm bringing you a difficult mission. [Laughs]

Tubbo: Could you give me wool? Can I have wool? I'll do anything for wool.

Chrono Cosmo: [Fake sympathetic voice] Oh, I'm sorry, I cannot give you that. [Laughs]

Tubbo: Aw :(

Chrono Cosmo: But I can give you this– [They toss Tubbo a steak and laugh]

Tubbo: What's that? Oh! Wait–

Chrono Cosmo: It's a great and amazing cut. 💅

Tubbo: Oh! Thank you. I was actually hungry. Low-key.

Chrono Cosmo: Do you like it?

Tubbo: Yeah, it's decent. Is it gonna turn me into like, some kind of bug? Be real. Is it cursed?

Chrono Cosmo: Oh... [Laughs]

Tubbo: Low-key dude? You're kinda cunty! I love it.

Chrono Cosmo: Oh, I'm not! I'm just a good person walking around–

Tubbo: No, but in like a good way! Not in a bad way.

Chrono Cosmo: But let me give you your damn mission, ok?

[...]

Tubbo: Got it.

Chrono Cosmo: Yaaas~ [Laughs ominously]

Tubbo: How do you want me to–

Chrono Cosmo: See you soon~ But don't forget to tell your other teammates, ok?

Tubbo: Ok! Bye, pookie-bear!

Chrono Cosmo: Oh~! Bye-bye~

Tubbo: [Cracks up] Why is he so fcking gay??? [Laughs] What the hell!

[Tubbo re-joins the VC]

Tubbo: Guys, I just spoke with the gayest man I think I've ever spoken to ever.

[Stunned silence]

Foolish: I– [Laughs]

Fit: Really?

Tubbo: Not even kidding! Like, the big floaty big boss-man came up to me, and he's like, the most cunty guy I've ever met.

[Fit and Foolish laugh]

Tubbo: I'm not even kidding!