#ohhh my god i have brainrot

[bonnieisaway]

felt appropriate to be my first edit with scenes from season four . they sicken me they're so ogughgg oh my god.

[harmonysanreads]

I am very normal.

[uc1wa]

oh my god off anon is so embarrassing but congrats babygirl!!! a milestone!!! My guilty pleasure is like... a spit kink n i gotta request DC as the fandom <3 I honestly do not know what song I would fuck someone to but I have exes by tate mcrae on loop rn so maybe that for a concept 🤔 but idk if I had to choose I would fuck to oh my god by gidle. That song just screams sensual sex... congrats again bby!!

you know who would love spitting in your mouth cressie? none other than mr. dick grayson himself.

c'mon, he already can't get enough of himself as is, so when you ask him to spit on your tongue, he gets hard like a light switch. he doesn't even wanna fuck you yet, because he knows he'll get too lost in the feeling of you. dick will finger you while he lets a big fat glob of spit fall from his to yours, etching your face in his memory as he does so. he makes sure to remind you of the slut you are, to ask something so vulgar of him afterwards, maybe will help clean his spit up on you with his own tongue <3

xi’s 1k event!

[braveburned]

I'm still alive I just did this fun thing where I decided to independently curate + help run an entire art show the week before I start teaching

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

just finished the archon quests and they were a doozy!! it's late so i'm gonna go to bed but i'll def be back to talk about them tomorrow if anyone wants to discuss

[queerofthedagger]

oh

oh the raven cycle audio books are on spotify and considering I've Actually Read the books like twice-ish before I'll be able to deal with the audio aspect of that, so this is going to do horrible horrible things to my brain fuck

[sugar-omi]

OMFG DUDE I was thinking abt coves dick again (as one does 🤭) and just realized w the dick size math that cove prolly bought normal condoms before yall went ‘all the way’ bc he didn’t kno he was huge (like u said in that one ramble like “move ur arm” “that’s not my arm”)

so when yall actually get into it and he tries to put it on u just have an awkward moment where he’s like

“it’s too small🧍‍♂️”

and now he’s apologizing for ‘ruining’ ur ‘real’ first time together and ur torn between comforting him that he didn’t ruin shit and laughing bc usually when guys say that it’s a fucking lie but he’s actually so deadass and u can see it the way the rubber doesn’t even accommodate his tip 😭💀

then u gotta tell him it’s okay to hold off until yall get bigger condoms or ur okay going raw if he is 🤭🤭🤭

-🗑️

ARGHH YOU ARE NOT HELPING MY ACCIDENTAL CREAMPIE BRAINROT. "the way the rubber doesnt even accommodate his tip" ohhh god biting my lips off my face rn. i can't fucking....

he would be too scared to go raw, especially first time. he knows that's a demon he's not ready to face (if you ask, he'll say he worried about any accidental children. but deep, deep in his mind. he knows something will, and does, click when you do it raw and he cums in you the first time...)

mmm, there's a few different ways to go with this...

because I can see cove waiting, im sure he does. he does wait, he wants things to be perfect (as perfect as 2 virgins fucking for the first time can be) and for you guys to avoid any unwanted scares or accidents.

but I also love the thought of him being impatient..

he buys the "right" condoms the second time around, and it doesn't look exactly right... but it's definitely not as small as last time...

decides to go with it after a bit of inner turmoil... "..maybe it's meant to fit that way? I thought it was supposed to go all the way to the base, though. its a bit tight, too... fuck, it'd be way too embarrassing to get the size wrong again. not that y/n would bully me about it or something, but... argh, I really want this to be perfect too. and I wanna go all the way with her..."

or even if he buys the right size, perhaps doesn't realize, or chooses the thin condoms since that's what was left. doesn't realize how different the thin ones are, especially of they're the ultra thin.

eitherway, all~~ circles back to right now. he's sinked into you, and he is gentle, he wants your first time to be romantic after all. but as he gets closer n closer to the edge, he gets a bit excited, his hips thrusting deeply into you.. all he can think about is how much he loves you, your pretty sounds, your body pressed against his, and the tight heat of your cunt.

doesn't realize when it breaks, not really anyway. gasps and moans because fuck you feel so hot inside, so wet and perfect... too far gone to think about the sudden change in sensation. and when he finishes, he definitely doesn't think about it. too lost in the feeling of his cum filling up the "condom" and your walls tightening around him as you finish too.

also love the thought that regardless of if he buys the right size or the thin, or if he remembers to pinch the tip of the rubber, all that sweet stuff.. he still ends up cumming inside you. not noticing if he teared the rubber in his hurry to be inside you already (blame teenage hormones, it's not his fault yeah 🙏)

of course not blowing his full load inside you, but i like to think that he cums so much, its really a miracle he doesn't break the rubbers from that amount alone... either way it's gonna leak out, n even just that little bit..

but regardless of how it happens, once he gets past the initial stress of it all n you get past the scare. his mind is totally filled with thoughts of actually coming inside you..

n even his dreams are filled with the image of your cunt all twitchy and wet with fluids n a bit puffy from all the fucking, n having earlier ate you out in the dream, n his fat load of cum leaking out of your cunt...

can't look you in the eye. he's totally ruined... probably can't look his parents in the eye either since he promised to be responsible, but now he's dreaming and fantasizing of doing otherwise..

[pomefioredove]

I come bearing gifts

The post I'm referencing (from game)

These ones specifically give me brainrot/inspiration of Vil being mildly(maybe more than mildly) jealous of Malleus being on nickname basis with yuu and hanging out at Ramshackle for chill times on his own lol (i just love the premise lol)

^ OHHH MY GOD

vilyuu propaganda forever and ever. malleus get out of the WAY that man is so insanely into yuu he doesn't know what to do with himself

>immediately assumes that malleus has ill intent because vil is yuu's favorite person. obviously. NOT malleus. or anyone else.

and it's kinda implied that vil and malleus have a somewhat amicable(? mutual respect?) dynamic and vil obviously wouldn't go around implying that malleus is some cartoonishly evil trickster. he's smarter than that. WHY is he getting protective. my god. vil your favoritism is showing. you could also read it as platonic just as easy but me personally. well we know my thoughts on that.

>immediately gets grumpy at the idea of having to share his favorite. "what do you MEAN he shows up outside your home at night????" "what do you MEAN he let you give him a cutesy nickname???" 10,000 weird nicknames from rook are not enough he needs one from yuu right now. and a hug and to be told how much better he is than malleus neige

[queenuchiha89]

ohhh yes def need a part 4 with itachi and preg lil sister 🥺 maybe she hungrily gives him a very needy, messy blowjob, which turn him on so much he face fucks her before creampieing her sweet needy pussy 🥺👉🏽👈🏽 her belly ain’t that noticeable rn but it’s becoming rounder by the day and itachi wans more n more to breed her even tho she’s already pregnant? maybe sasuke starts using her creampied panties to jerk off? 😭plus bonus if sasuke know of sisters pregnancy? sorryyy i just having brainrot of this

The Uchiha brain rot be REAL! which is why my blog exists. 🤣 Totally love it! Ate and left no crumbs! Without further delay, I give you...

Part 4...

*** NSFW ***

*** 18+ MINORS DNI!! ***

*** TW. DARK CONTENT ***

*** TW. DARK CONTENT ***

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ the following story contains but is not limited to incest, voyeurism, dubcon, strong language, and other topics that some readers could potentially find offensive. Viewer discretion is STRONGLY advised!

Y/N looked at herself in the full length mirror in her bedroom, observing her body as it had began to change. She was beginning to show a little pudgy pouch just below her belly button, and her breasts were so sore and swollen. She ran her hand along the tiny bump in her lower belly, knowing full well that it was her older brother Itachi who was responsible. Something about this turned her on in the most disgusting way, but she couldn't resist her own thoughts. Somehow the taboo nature of the situation made it all the more erotic to her in her hormonal state. Y/N sighed and decided if she had to be her big brother's little fuck toy, why shouldn't he have to suffer too??

After changing into something thin and skimpy, she made her way down the hall to her big brother's room, knocking softly before entering. "Itachi... I was wondering if you could help me with something..." Y/N said leaning against the door frame. Itachi looked up "of cou-" Itachi's words fell away as he saw his sweet little sister standing there wearing nothing more than a thin white top, and a pair of black cotton booty shorts. "something wrong Itachi??" She replies and she closes his door behind him, and slowly walking over to the bed and sitting down next to him. Itachi looked her over, God she looked delightful. He cleared his throat "so what was it you needed hel-" before he could finish his question, Y/N pressed her lips against his, taking him off guard. He moaned into her kiss, savoring her sudden shift in attitude towards the whole endeavor. She breaks their kiss, looking deep into his big black eyes, and without warning, pushed him down onto the bed.

With a hungry Itachi had never seen from her before, Y/N pulled off his pants, his already stiff cock springing out and hitting her in the chin. She wasted no time, and greedily took every inch of his thick cock into her mouth. Itachi's head tilted back and a soft moan escaped his lips as the head of his cock hit the back of her throat. Drool coated his cock and balls as he watches his sweet litter sister choke and gag on his cock like a dirty little slut. He grabbed her by the hair and pulled her off his cock, gasping as she caught her breath. "All I can think about is knocking you up again. Filling up your sweet little pussy with my potent Uchiha seed. You're going to take this cock. Right. Now." He growled as he was swiftly on his feet and pulling her up off the bed.

Itachi forced Y/N's face down onto the bed, holding her head there as he pushed his aching cock deep inside her pregnant pussy, and she moaned in delight. "Fuck little sis, you're so much tighter now that you're pregnant with your big brother's baby..." He moaned thrusting deep inside her wet cunt, their moans and the wet slapping sounds of flesh on flesh filling the room and echoing off the walls. She couldn't take anymore and her body shivered as her pleasure was reaching its max. "itachi i-i can't take anymore! I-im gonna... Fuck!!" Y/N cried out as her walls gripped and pulled around Itachi's cock, milking every drop of his cum out of him. They both tremble against each other as they come down from their orgasms, and reveling in the afterglow of it all. "Next time sis... Just tell me you're hungry for big brother's cock... I'll feed it to you..." Itachi teased making her giggle slightly. She gets dressed and kisses Itachi before leaving the room. On the way to her's, she passes by Sasuke, his cheeks red and flushed. "Hey Sasuke..." She say as she enters her room, shutting the door behind her. Little did she know that Sasuke was struggling to hide his rock hard cock after listening to their encounter in Itachi's room. He quickly entered his room, shutting the door behind him. He quickly heads over to his bed taking a pair of stolen panties from the day before, his sister's juices still coating the crotch... And his older brother's cum. "Ugh... I have to say something but this... But...." Sasuke's hand disappeared inside his shorts. He would worry about that tomorrow....

To Be Continued...

A.N: I've been out of it y'all but trust me I haven't forgotten about you! That being said, my bad on the spelling and/or grammar errors, I will edit when I can. Enjoy! 🥰🥰🥰

[legokingfisher]

DR s3 predictions 💪 (contains s2p2 spoilers)

First of all. I’m so so excited for Ras manipulating Arin… i want my boy to be some sort of okay in the end, but narratively ohhh this is gonna get SO interesting im so so so so exciteddd… right now, Arin only intends to use Ras to find his parents. But I can definitely see Ras holding this information out of reach for as long as it takes to convince Arin of all sorts of fucked up shit. And Arin won’t be able to do shit about it even if he realizes he’s being toyed with, because of my favorite thing abt Ras as a villain: he is fucking Ruthless.

Although, I’m not 100% on Ras even knowing where Arin’s parents are. I don’t really buy the whole “anything Jay Walker knows, i know” thing. It’s entirely possible that IS true though. Ras is pretty decent at covering his bases. WHETHER OR NOT RAS KNOWS, though, won’t matter. Bc he can clearly be pretty convincing. And this is something Arin is extremely desperate about.

I feel like Arin will spend a lot of time (like, perhaps all of next season or even longer) grappling with the idea of helping Ras reverse the merge. There’s no way doing that will end well (since overarching themes have been unity and coping with change) but I love when characters fruitlessly reach for a past they can’t return to. I hope he gets to meet different people that give him different perspectives on the merge— some people who’ve had a rough time adjusting and have lost a lot (paralleling Arin) and people who have been okay with or even benefitted from it (paralleling Sora). I hope it helps him make the right decisions when it comes right down to it.

I wonder if they will show Sora’s grief. I hope they do because hourhrhghrrhghhghgrheghregrvrhegrgehgegrhehegrhrghgrgrhgghhhhhhhhrgrrhgrhgh. I mean because hhrgrgjeghhghrgg. I mean. Because yes he’s not dead but she would have no idea if she’ll EVER see him again at this point. This probably felt relatively out of the blue for her. The last interaction they had was a fight. Ohhhgghghhrgghh. Oh god. Listen. My roommate and I are tight as fuck. We are Sora and Arin for real. It has hurt both of us so much being apart from eachother this summer. And we only lived with each other for 1 school year. ARIN AND SORA HAVE BEEN INSEPARABLE FOR MULTIPLE YEARS, YEAR-ROUND. She’s got to be dying. She’s got to be feeling like he’s dead. She wants him back… it literally makes my chest physically hurt to think about. She doesn’t remember how to go about her day without him around. And vice versa for Arin honestly. Urggrghhgg i know it’s not that deep i know she doesn’t like Need him to survive she’s her own person and it’s not like she can’t stand alone as a character . And they aren’t genuinely codependent (im not trying to make it out like they are. I hope i never come across that way) they’re just. They belong together ok

I have Arin brainrot so most of my thoughts are Arin-centric as yall can see but. What ever (i also have more shit bouncing around my brain than this but this post is already long enough)

[crossover-enthusiast]

I have this super long HC I’m probably gonna draw out someday. Sorry for the long as in advance, also there is character analysis that focuses mainly on Bob cause I have brainrot

I have this HC that Eyes drains sanity depending on how much mental baggage/trauma you have and how much time you spend in his vicinity. It is an eldritch horror, after all! People go to their knees, or just freeze in place when they see him; it’s like being in his mere presence breaks their mind a bit…

Pump stayed the same for the most part, minus some new odd characteristics (pyromania, being one) since while he did have absent parents growing up he is still mentally fine, and only stayed with Eyes for a short while. Though he definitely has the mark of being in Eyes’ presence (Glowing cyan eyes)

Meanwhile, for comparison, I’d imagine Bob had gone through intense childhood trauma (as do many serial killers) as a factor towards becoming a cultist/serial killer, so he likely was already at least somewhat broken mentally when he met Eyes. The photos (some of which seem ripped open) on the wall speak to me of a man who is barely holding it together, whether it be because of his (hypothetical) past or simply stress from overworking himself at Boys & Grills.

Hell, his house is in ruins. While it could be that it just became this way from not having gone back to his house in a long time, I think it has actually always been this way. There’s discarded body parts on the floor, so it seems to me Bob wasn’t the clean type. That begs the question; has it been like this before he became a killer, too?

In the photo with Child!Lila, he doesn’t actually look happy to me. He seems like he’s forcing a smile rather than being actually happy, and the bags under his eyes indicate he’s secretly not having a good time. I think maybe he was trying to keep a sense of forced positivity in a harsh time in his life; even as a serial killer you barely see him frown, or get angry. Granted, he seems genuinely happier, but isn’t it odd he barely expresses any other emotion?

Granted I’m biased, I could be looking too deep into it (he’s one of my favs)

We also can infer that Bob had seen Eyes as well, since he also has Cyan eyes, something that we only see Pump have (and the hatzgang; both Pump and Hatzgang get this ‘marking’ from looking into The Eyes Of The Universe. As such, it is likely Bob had been in Eyes’ presence at some point, since as far as we know, the only way to get cyan eyes is by looking at Eyes.)

If simply being in Eyes’ presence can truly break mortal minds in universe, that begs the question of how long Bob stayed there…

Ohhh this is REALLY interesting actually- now that I'm thinking about it I'm surprised I never really thought about the whole "mind break" of Eyes' nature as an eldritch being, lotta fun stuff with that

Also Pump's pyromania stemming from him staring at Eyes is a neat take! I always thought that was something he just had, but it being from Eyes, ah... *glances at Ignacio* yeah that tracks.

And actual Bob analysis and speculation yesssss - this is a fantastic take. God, that just makes me think the cult kidnapped him and locked him into Eyes' room until he snapped...

[starleska]

oh are we recommending characters? wellll. since I already talked to you about the COPS from telltale sam and max, ill go out on a limb and say check out hugh bliss :3 (or brady culture)

oh. oh man. Cookie, i feel like you deeply understand me and my psyche 🙈💖💖💖 THANK YOU for these delightfully obscure recommendations!!!

can i be real with you? i watched 20 minutes of footage of Hugh Bliss from different sources and i still have zero clue what the fuck is going on 😂 Sam & Max lore is absolutely nuts and i know i'm gonna adore this series when i get into it properly 🙈 but i already LOVE Hugh!!!! he's styling in only the way an evil cult leader can 😉

so let me get this straight: he's an evil cult leader who dreamed up the religion of Prismatology...because he's actually a colony of space-faring bacteria...which eats human happiness? ...that's kinda hot ngl 👉👈 but ohhh you know my weakness for a silly camp freak with a distinctive voice (a good chunk of whom are hypnotists for some reason???)... god. god i am sending curses through the screen at you right now 😭💖💖 i haven't even LOOKED but i BET this guy has sexy art of him, i just know it!!! 10/10 suggestion i can totally see Hugh as a future brainrot target 😂 now, onto Brady Culture...

oh, for the love of...just how many cute evil hypnotists does this series have, exactly? 😳😳😳 you're just calling me out now!!! 🙈🙈🙈 this stylish mf looks to be the OG Balthazar Bratt, and i was deeply obsessed with him 😂 we love pathetic former child-stars who've turned to villainy to compensate for the ego-crushing blows of their shows being cancelled!!! ohh, i do feel for him, bless his heart...and he is very cute 👉👈 but there's no accounting for taste - i think Larry Laffer is gorgeous 😂 i must say, Brady has a wonderfully pleasant voice - it's much softer than you'd expect, much calmer? and i have quite the weakness for characters who are kind of representative of/stuck in their own era (besides Balthazar Bratt there's Mad Mod, Austin Powers, Wally Darling, etc.)...mmhmm this is another 10/10 i could totally go feral for Brady 👀 Cookie i don't think you should be allowed to play the f/o suggestion game anymore, you're too good at it!!! 😳💖 thank you again, i really need to check out Sam & Max now 🙈💖

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

just finished my work for tonight so now it's on to working on my writing- probably won't be online a whole lot tonight but i'll try to drop a lil brainrot before i go to bed!! >:D

on a sidenote the temptation to slip Baizhu into my next chapter of Blessed Heir of the Abyss is SO STRONG HHHHHH

[samantha-and-her-chaotic-desires]

TUMBLR SEXYMEN SHENANIGANS: INCORRECT QUOTES

@marshiestars I respectfully blame you for this brainrot but then again I thank you dsfgnhgfdsfgh

here we got the crackiest of crackships because honestly it's Tumblr, why not have some stupid fun?

Bill Cipher/The Once-Ler

Ghirahim/Mordecai

Alastor/Double Trouble

is DT a Tumblr sexyman? No. Do I care? No.

***

Alastor: Bye DT! Bye Ghirahim! Bye Mordecai! Bye Bill! Bye DT! 

Once-Ler: You said ‘bye DT’ twice. 

Alastor: I like DT.

***

Ghirahim: Mordecai, you know how much I love you… 

Mordecai, sleep deprived with his New York accent coming out: Whaddya want? 

Ghirahim: A partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILITY!

***

DT, handing a balloon to Mordecai: I have no soul. Have a good day! 

Mordecai, walking off: I don't have one either.

(*cue wheezing in the background*)

***

Alastor: *sees Mordecai and Ghirahim together* 

Alastor: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. 

DT: You mean... you ship them?

***

Once-Ler: Bill kissed me! 

Ghirahim: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! 

Once-Ler: It was unbelievable! 

Ghirahim: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! 

Alastor: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Ghirahim, get the wine and unplug the phone. Once-Ler, does this end well or do we need tissues? 

Once-Ler: Oh, it ended very well. 

Ghirahim: Do not start without me! Do not start without me! 

Alastor: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing? 

Once-Ler: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it. 

Alastor: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back? 

Once-Ler: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair. 

Ghirahim and Alastor: Ohhh. 

*meanwhile* 

Bill eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed him. 

Mordecai: Tongue? 

Bill: Yeah. 

DT: Cool.

***

Alastor: Stressed. 

Mordecai: Depressed. 

Once-Ler: Possessed. 

Ghirahim: Obsessed. 

DT: Impressed. 

Bill: Chicken breast. 

Everyone: ...What? 

Bill: I just wanted to join in.

***

DT: Alastor is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Ghirahim: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Bill: Tackle him!

Mordecai: Dump him.

Once-Ler: Kick him in the shin!

Alastor: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

***

Ghirahim: Just be yourself. 

Bill: Really? Ghirahim, I have one day to win over Once-Ler’s parents. 

Bill: How long did it take for you guys to like me? 

DT: Couple of weeks. 

Alastor: Six months. 

Mordecai: Jury’s still out. 

Bill: See Ghirahim? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!

***

Alastor: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess. 

DT: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to? 

Ghirahim: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit. 

Mordecai: Guys.

***

Bill, talking about Once-Ler: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

***

Mordecai: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee. 

Ghirahim: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

***

Mordecai: Ghirahim... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? 

Ghirahim: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. 

Mordecai: 

Mordecai: I wrote sanitize, Ghirahim.

***

Once-Ler: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. 

DT: And you came to me?

***

Once-Ler: Bill and I got married!! 

Mordecai: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.

***

Mordecai: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? 

Alastor: Put spaghetti in it. 

Mordecai: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. 

Ghirahim: Put spaghetti in it. 

Mordecai: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. 

Bill: Put spaghetti in it. 

Mordecai: I am no longer taking suggestions.

***

*Mordecai is casually searching around the room* 

Bill: Hey Mordecai, what’re you looking for? 

Mordecai: My will to live. 

*Ghirahim walks into the room* 

Mordecai: Oh, there it is.

***

Once-Ler: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together* 

DT: What are you making? 

Once-Ler: A mistake.

***

Ghirahim: Hey, can I get a sip of that water? 

Alastor: It’s not water. 

Ghirahim: Vodka! I like your sty- 

Alastor: It’s vinegar. 

Ghirahim: …What? 

Alastor: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

***

Bill: *writing a letter* 

Bill: Dear Santa, 

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty... 

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

***

Alastor: Do you take constructive criticism? 

Ghirahim: Not without crying

***

DT: Hey Mordecai, Bill just broke my seashell lamp. 

Mordecai: Neat. I’m gonna die alone. 

DT: Okay, you win.

***

Mordecai: Go fuck yourself. 

Ghirahim: Come over here and fuck me yourself you coward!

***

Bill: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing— 

Once-Ler: We’re married.

***

Mordecai: I'm going to ask you to be respectful. 

Bill: I will politely decline.

***

Bill: Eat shit and die, Mordecai!!! 

Mordecai: Eat shit and live, Bill.

***

Mordecai: Life is like Bill. It's short.

***

Ghirahim: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.

***

DT: I’m having salad for dinner! 

Alastor: 

DT: Well, fruit salad. 

DT: Actually, it’s mostly grapes. 

Alastor: 

DT: Okay, it’s all grapes. 

DT: Fermented grapes. 

Alastor: 

DT: 

Alastor: 

DT: It’s wine. 

DT: I’m having wine for dinner.

***

Ghirahim: Change is inedible. 

Once-Ler: Don’t you mean inevitable? 

Ghirahim, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn’t.

***

Bill: I don’t even use tubberware anymore. 

Once-Ler: What are you saying? Say it again. 

Bill: Tubberware. 

Once-Ler: Say it again. Slow. 

Bill: Tubberware. 

Once-Ler: Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable. 

Bill: Tub. 

Once-Ler: Wrong. 

Bill: What do you mean, wrong? 

Once-Ler: I thought I caught that. You’re saying tub. It’s P. 

Bill: What are you talking about? 

Once-Ler: Tupperware. Tupper. 

Bill: It’s tupper! 

Once-Ler: It’s tupper, always has been, always will be. 

Bill: I thought it was tubberware because it kind of looks like a tub.

(just another day for them huehe)

***

Ghirahim: Well, remember when Mordecai made a romantic dinner for me? 

Once-Ler: Ghirahim, he microwaved you a pizza.

***

Bill: A decision had to be made. 

Mordecai: And you fucked it up!

***

DT: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener. 

Mordecai: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them. 

Once-Ler: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night. 

Alastor: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other. 

Ghirahim: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending. 

Bill: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.

***

Ghirahim: Talk dirty to me~ 

Mordecai: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high. 

Ghirahim: Wha- 

Mordecai: The economy is in shambles.

***

DT: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close. 

Alastor, blushing: Okay. 

Mordecai: It's fucking summer.

***

Ghirahim: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real? 

DT: Never seen one. 

Ghirahim: Okay, I mean, there’s a lot of things that you can’t see that are real. 

DT: What can’t I see? 

Ghirahim: You can’t see gravity. That’s real. 

DT: Yeah, I can drop an apple. 

Ghirahim: Fuck.

(average drunken conversation between these two)

***

Mordecai: I love you. 

Ghirahim: Me too.

***

Ghirahim: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack. 

Once-Ler: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.

***

Bill, bursting into the room: You two are having sex! 

Mordecai, not looking up from their book: Really? Ghirahim, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

***

Bill, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? 

Once-Ler: Yeah, sure. 

*A few minutes later* 

Once-Ler: Here you go. 

Bill: 

Once-Ler: 

Ghirahim: Why am I here?

***

Mordecai: Wow, they really hate us. 

Ghirahim: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic. 

Mordecai: But we’re not gay, Ghirahim. 

Ghirahim: 

Mordecai: 

Ghirahim: We’re not?

***

DT: If I ever had a child, I imagine they would be a lot like you. 

Alastor: Aww, thanks— 

DT: Which is probably why I’ve never reproduced.

***

Ghirahim: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. 

Mordecai: Okay. 

Ghirahim: And make out during the scary parts. 

Mordecai: Th- 

Mordecai: The scary parts. 

 Mordecai: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

***

Bill: Ah shit, I forgot. 

Once-Ler: Forgot what? 

Bill: How do you expect me to answer that?

[nitw]

i just decided, new ask game. what pony would you be

🪽 species

🧥 coat colour

🌈 mane colour

🌟 cutie mark

💗 special talent

🏞 location.

(or if you wouldn't be a pony which equestrian animal would you be)

OHHH MY GOD YES THAT'S WGAT I LIKE TO SEE. but just so you know im basing this entirely off of my sona because he's already that self-indulgent

🪽 species: UNICORN!!!! i've always only had unicorn sonas ever since i was little 😤

🧥 coat colour: BRIGHT LIGHT BLUE IS MY BRAND

🌈 mane colour: a light pink orange and yellow!!!! nice with the bloo,......

🌟 cutie mark: a shooting star!! tho i might have to change that because honestly what the fuck would that even mean in my case. i just think itd look nice

💗 special talent: UUUUUHHHHHHHHHH UHHHMMMMM....................... being kinda tech savvy and really into it?? special talents might as well align with special interests and i do have a big love for all that :3c

🏞 location: FUCK ponyville and their random monster attacks every 5 seconds honestly but like. what's the pony equivelant to nørrebro københavn. where's the nearest 711 for ponies. IS there a dog park this is important

HELL YEAH @redlemon you'll never be free of my mlp brainrot sorry

[arviyya]

#left field brainrot

hi again, i absolutely love your microfics, they're hot and beautiful, thank you for writing my crazy ideas like this, you're matching my freak. 👀

about that cock cage, when my gay friend told me about it, my first thought was 'ohhh this is so rosekiller coded', instead of 'how cruel and painful this must be'

also, thank you for your fellow travelers recommendation, i haven't watched it yet, but now it's at the top of my watchlist!

as you probably noticed, i love kinky and sexy rosekiller adventures, but i also love them being sweet and tender. i think sometimes fandom generalizes them as this freaky murder husbands, but come on! barty kissing evan sweetly, evan hugging barty, barty clinging to evan, evan keeping eyes on barty's diet (because barty is living on coke zero and cigarettes), barty supporting evan during anxiety attack, or when evan feels overwhelmed in the crowd- this is also rosekiller! i feel like this little but yet meaningfu gestures are also their way of saying 'i love you'.

anyway, sorry for my long rant, i hope you're not tired of my messages, (if so, say one word and i'll stop i swear!)

take care xxx🫡

I'm so glad you like my microfics :] its really just an endless stream of brainrot lol.

No literally, cock cage is soooo rosekiller. Especially Barty. Pain and him go hand in hand that's for sure.

Oh my gosh, before you go watching fellow travelers just be careful of your heart. It's so sad but it's also so beautiful. If you like this fandom, you will probably like the pain of that show lmao.

I LOVE kinky and sexy rosekiller, anon, but just like you I am a huge fan of soft rosekiller. I feel like they would be so sharp and so venomous to everyone else, but when they're with each other, even when they're having the roughest sex, they're still so loving and soft. OH and no one does aftercare like rosekiller does aftercare. It's just perfect and good. Barty getting his back rubbed by Evan, Evan being cuddled and coddled like the deep down softy he is. Don't get me wrong, I'm with you, like murder husbands have their place, but by god, soft rosekiller definitely is my favorite - I'm not going to repeat all that you said but YES to everything you said. In my fic taste of sin, Evan will end up being Barty's biggest supporter during his panic attacks, and figures out exactly how to help him get through them. I truly do love their dynamic when they're soft. One of my favorite rosekiller moments in a fic, and it truly is such a small moment, but it speaks volumes, is in CMU when rosekiller is on the phone with Regulus and Evan stills Barty's bouncing leg with his hand. Like it just says so much about them and their bond and what they mean to each other.

Nooo, don't stop the long rants, anons. I love the rosekiller brainrots, it always makes my day :]