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Silly little biy comic, sayaka deserves to have a girlfriend that would preform silly attempts at impressing her
#bloom into you#bloom into you mlp au#bloom into you au#sayaka saeki#haru edamoto#touko nanami#yuu koito#sayaka x haru#digital art#i forgot sayakas horn in three of the panels oops#oh well just pretend its there
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shoutout to agent stone for being the prettiest man alive
#i was supposed to be working on my school work#but oh well#um. um. yeah. whatever.#my ipad is almost dead again omfg#k im gonna go pretend to do work now - is gonna go read fanfics#my art#stobotnik#idk what to tag this#dr robotnik#agent stone#(btw i really like stones fandom name ive seen on ao3. aban is such a pretty name)#(its canon to me)#also fun fact i couldnt care less about sonic im here just for these two.#as ive said before: theyre like the most dysfunctional functional qpr ever#k i should go sleep actually
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Might I suggest…
Sebby in a maid outfit? 🤔🥵
the scenario is that their class/year is doing a maid cafe (for some reason) and if any dudes from other classes come by to try and see clora in her maid outfit / request she serve them food, seb gets in the way✋✋ LOL
#like oh U WANNA SEE A MAID?? OK BET. meanwhile clora is just thrilled to see seb in his outfit BAHHA#the maid cafe is an anime trope LOL iykyk. seb falling to his knees in despair when the class decided on doing it#like yea cool he gets to see clora as a maid BUT NOW EVERYONE ELSE WILL AS WELL!!!#seb was hoping theyd vote on school play so that he could get the role of prince and clora could be princess and then they could smooch#choccyart#ask#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#omg now im just imagining if they did a play and clora had to kiss another guy on stage for the play BAHAHA#its victorian times so the students wouldnt do a kiss even if its for a play...but even them just pretending to kiss would piss seb off LOL#im just imagining him in the audience watching that scene tapping his finger and bouncing his leg a mile a minute LMAO#whoevers playing prince charming would be SWEATING
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number #1 tactic that people use to not sound as racist as they are when they talk to black people: 'uhh so you AMERICANS need to stop pretending everything is about YOU. why should i know this im not from the us :/' (= is talking about like. a phenomenally internationally well-known black artist)
#myposts#kendrick lamar#drake#i updated it from 'white europeans' to 'people' because some people pointed out that 'gringo' is probably more south american lingo#but the point i wanted to make is like. there is this subset of european people (quite a lot of them)#who try to deflect by saying them not knowing these things isn't because of an active lack of disinterest in black culture and influences#and like. them not knowing who a certain black person is is never an educational failing on their side of any sorts#but instead are pretending that like. they are by virtue of being european always correctly educated on What History And Art Is Important#like. 2 months back that one post pretending that 'us europeans dont need to know all your AMERICAN writers 🙄' talking about james baldwin?#like just because that person didnt know who james baldwin was#they immediately were mad at the implication that They Didn't Know Someone Of Cultural Significance#and twisted it into 'well he cant be that important by virtue of me not knowing him'#like completely ignoring that the european school system also has. race problems and also ignoring that he lived and wrote in France too#but like. its this really racist defence mechanism of like. 'well you stupid americans always make everything about yourselves'#i hope i make sense i didnt think this would blow up lol#and like some people in the notes of that post were so smug about not knowing who Kendrick Lamar is#bc to them thats like 'oh im too cultured to be listening to rap of any sorts' like completely dismissing his music as kind of second class#by virtue of it being rap and black music and him not being in the White Mainstream as much as other musicians#(i mean hes still like 24th most listened artist worldwide but you get what i mean)
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Semi based on a post semi something I've been thinking about for a while
I just think it'd be funny if Hylia came and picked him up, personal taxi cab
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu wild#lu twilight#lu sky#in TP Link has a simmering pot of soup in his house#i believe he can cook#i just think he's made the same few foods for himself so many times he pretends he can't#he needs the variety in his diet#i just realized i made him write with his right hand too#i thought it was his left this whole time#oh well at least its Twi
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choosing which scars to keep.
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#the real progression of me watching just roll wiht it is seeing how gradually more fucked up my chip design gets#my poor boy :((#i say drawing him with his spine exposed and a large hole in his chest#idk if the hole is still there in canon but idc its cool and tragic so it stays#i also dont draw him with a bandana anymore but oh well#also i forgot the tattoos but lets pretend i didnt#im aware the spine isnt quite right but who cares not me (i do its driving me crazy )#chip jrwi#jrwi spoilers#art#my art#jrwi#jrwi fanart#just roll with it#jrwi show#jrwi riptide#jrwi chip#chip lastname#chip bastard#chip james#chip fanart#comics
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consequences.
(go read banshee in a well by @liverobinreaction)
#sorry to batman post but ive been literally terminal over this fic for like a full fucking week#those of you following me for orv just pretend this is more kdj/yjh permadeath angst#otherwise <3 yeah i love this fic#bard draws#ugh what r the dc tags people use. its been so long since ive gone here#batman#tim drake#banshee in a well#blood#cw blood#oh yea for the record this is the one scene thats like#bruce discovering tims dying body at gotham city hall#sighing. i love when characters just Fucking Die#bards dc thoughts
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no one has explored the idea of darius and camila co-parenting hunter enough. like where the hell are the fics about darius calling camila asking if hunter left his derby uniform at her house or camila personally going to drop off hunter at his dad's house and sharing a cup of tea with him while she asks about hunter's grades at hexside and darius asks about hunter's sleeping habits and if she had any human alternatives to sleeping nettles that might help him sleep without the dream-enhancing side effect.
what about camila inviting darius to stay for dinner when he comes to drop off hunter at his mom's house and darius asking for the recipe and then asking the kids what ingredients he could substitute and which ones have to stay the same. or camila specifically adding three more lines to her phone plan-- one for vee, one for hunter, and one for darius so that they can keep in contact more easily. or hunter getting in trouble at school for picking a fight with boscha but when principal bump calls, darius is extremely busy with work so he calls camila and asks her to handle it.
maybe darius gets in an argument with hunter and he cant tell where he went wrong and calls camila and she listens and gives him her advice as someone whose been a parent for fourteen years vs. his own eight months. or camila opens up to darius about her own struggles with losing her husband and he opens up with his own grief over losing his mentor. or they talk on the phone for hours and gossip with each other. maybe darius comes over to hang out with camila and binge watch a new show with her while the kids are at school
#krav talks#toh#darius deamonne#camila noceda#average camila and darius phone conversation:#“dont take this the wrong way.” “naturally.” “i think eda and raine are moving too fast.”#“absolutely. its only been what. two months?”#“two months! and theyre already moving in together!”#“this is not going to go well. ive known raine for years and they havent had a long term relationship since they first broke up with eda.”#“oh noooo... thats even worse than i thought...”#“it gets even worse! raine just spoke to me the other day and complained about eda not letting them help her with the curse again!"#“ah... saw that coming. not that i think eda is bad--”#“no of course not! we love eda.”#“we love eda! but that witch has a serious amount of baggage she needs to sort through before rushing into a relationship.”#“oh you have no idea how right you are. have i told you about what she'd tried to do when i was still pretending to be loyal to belos?”#“oh? im listening...”
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your friendly reminder ta not be an idiot during this election like the one back in 2016. if you're still thinking/spouting "i wont vote b/c both sides are bad" bs you're at best incredibly ignorant and at worst an actual fascist spreading dangerous rhetoric on purpose.
#spacie spoinks#pleaaaase dont be a fucking idiot#well off white people especially its so easy ta fall into despair b/c uh oh babies first encounter with real world oppression!#just so you know the answer is not ta lie down and not do anything as you're beat in the face its ta get up and brandish your gun#peoples lives are at stake. if you are still thinking in this way you dont care about minorities in this country.#and you cant pretend ta care either b/c if you did you would put in effort ta understand why so many minorities care about#your participation in the first place
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still haven't moved on from zane in this episode (aka I hit tag limit again and am unhappy about it)
#alek insanity#not gonna main tag this but prepare for a tiny rant#home is actually really good zane characterization and its super cool to me how it holds up to this day#s1 characterization is very specific to me because the behaviors displayed by the ninja there (mostly) isnt bc thats how they really are but#its due to societal pressure. cole originally being more 'stone faced tough guy' -> 'down to earth' -> 'really sensible easy to talk to guy'#is because hes always been a sensitive guy... but he felt he couldnt express that true version of himself. thats the whole thing behind his#true potential. jay going from s1 -> s6 -> now is less of societal pressure and more teenager figuring himself out but it still applies. ish#seeing how much the ninja have changed or grown from then to now is amazing because back then they all wore masks. they didnt know each#other all that well. but theyve gained that comfortability with each other and also have grown and matured as people#some seasons / eps characterization for certain people im not a fan of (lloyds random misogyny arc in s13) but i mean the overall trend here#and then there is zane. zane in home was pretty dead on to how he behaves now (at least... when it comes to his faults?) and i dont want to#say people skim over that but i am the sf proclaimed n1 s1e2 fan and overthink every scene. zane's early characterization is some of my fav#for him period. he also goes through a ton of traumatic stuff and a ton of bad writing bouts but why he acts so 'weird' or 'distant' has#always been a thread sewn in. he changed so much he stayed the same in a way... if that makes sense. -> ohhh the ninja get mail and he#doesnt? oh he has no family? he quite literally walks away from that situation. oh the ninja are yelling in his face and asking whats wrong#with him? he literally walks away from that situation. he says its to follow the falcon but seeing how he apologized to them by not only#baking a ton of pies (cough... the food fight is what led to him leaving at first) but he also found them a whole entire new house.#zane is unable to truly value what he does for others. insert him in s11 saying he 'tried' to fufill his goal of protecting others.#everything he has ever done still isnt good enough. then the ninja tried to apologize and he didnt really... let them.#that one post about characters putting on facades and that facade being how people really see them. even in fandom. thats zane to me#the guy who lies about being upset and avoids his problems ran away after being yelled at? and he said he wasnt really mad? that is a lie!!#him being a ~360 when it comes to his character development is neat to me because he never hid behind a mask in the same way the others did#cole wanting to seem tough vs being really soft? kai wanting approval so bad he starts being selfish? kai isnt selfish usually!#he is self centered but that is a whole different thing. just wanting to fit in and breaking free of that. zane's true potential came in the#form of 'i finally know why i am not normal' instead of 'i will be my true self'. zane never pretended to not be weird#(instert book) states he literally didnt know why people got mad at him. he just existed and it was 'wrong'. the mask he hid behind was#avoidance. he was pretty open about how he actually was (most of the time). when he was upset he would audibly sigh and walk away lol#but for him saying he wasnt upset / saddened by the ninja... it felt like a moment of selflessness. if that makes sense. he blamed himself#for the monestary burning down. so he didnt deserve the apologies (ish) in the virtues of spinjitzu zane is shown as the generous one iirc#he puts the needs of others over his own. he will bear whatever burden he needs if others are happy. at that same time he doesnt allow
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Misclicktober Day 1 - Crossover
I’m trying my best guys! Origins smp is consuming my brain right now, SO since day one is crossover, here’s Elytrian Mariana and Slimecican Slimecicle! Oh thank god I could just use the origin Charlie used when he was actually playing the server…
#Misclicktober#misclick duo#Had to experiment with how to handle Charlie’s… gunk… mmmm…#Had some trouble figuring out how to make it obvious that Mariana is an elytrian and not just q!mariana.#Threw some feathers all over the place n shit. I didnt know how to change the outfit. Oh well! I tried.#Mariana’s osmp design looks like shit just pretend its super cool.#I need to get in the rhythm of this shit I gotta practice!!!#OKAY.the rest of the main tags now.#slimeriana#qsmp au#osmp au#<- yeah that works!!! Ohhh what if i fully fleshed this out as an osmp au…#Yuh thats.all i came up with okay. I’ll do better tomorrow trust
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#esoteric rpf…ebogo/kieran culkin…. thinking#i treat eric like communal dick im terrible. everyone’s bouncing on it#assad (of course) jacob sam kieran#as with anything i think of it’s for the end result of making assad jealous so eric and kieran are reuniting and assads there too#its all fine erics giving kieran a lot of attention and calling him kid which assad thought was /his/ petname whatever not like he cares#but then eric says that he’s known kieran since kieran was like 18/19/20 (tbh idk) and kieran is like oh are you talking dirty#and the sudden loud crunch of assad’s coke zero can cuts through the air before eric can flirt back#freaky assad makes an appearance later when they’re alone and assad finally makes his jealousy obvious#well more obvious than just pouting and being quiet while kieran was around#and the tension finally snaps and they start making out and grinding on each other and assad is like you can pretend im 18/19/20 and erics#like uhhh idk about that kid so assad just aborts ship on that and on to being called kid so he’s like pls only call me that#lmao ok i said kieran/eric rpf and it turned into zamasian… classic me
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Sword and shield, am I right
Plus alternate with a background
(Yes I know I forgot the hands but i dont care now)
#star wars#art#ahsoka tano#captain rex#my art#my stuff#actually posting my art#is scary#ahsoka and rex#rex and ahsoka#the clone wars#artists on tumblr#sibling dynamics#thinking about how they always have each others backs#im fine its fine im not cry cry over how much they love each other#do me a favor and pretend those blobs look even remotely like guns#im just now realizing that I forgot to finish the hands#oh well
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FUCK YEAH GREAT PRETENDER SEASON THREE BABY IM GOING FERAL HELL YEAH
BLUE EXORCIST, BLACK BUTLER, AND NOW THIS?! IM GOING CRAZY HOLY SHIT.
ALL I NEED IS ICE ADOLESCENCE AND THEN I WILL ASCEND. I WILL DIE. ILL MANIFEST MY DELUSIONS 24/7 AND IT WILL HAPPEN. TRUST. 🦅🙏
#kuroshitsuji#black butler#blue exorcist#ao no excorsist#great pretender#yuri on ice#yoi#LETS FUCKING GOOOOO#IM GOING INSANE RN#ACTUALLY LOSING IT OVER HERE#SO HYPED#lmao but seriously#if all of these can happen why cant ice adolescence happen#im missing my favorote gays 😭😭😭😭😭#its not the same 💔#maybe if i manifest my delusions hard enough ice adolescence will happen#maybe#oh well#ill just settle for laurent and edamura#edaurent#ok back to cleaning 🧼#jade’s posts#NOT A REBLOG#I FEEL POWERFUL#ice adolescence#almsot forgot to tag that 💀
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this looks like a long time but initially it said 1 MONTH 15 days
#i think i will just have to grab cutscene footage from online... im not waiting for that sh... lmao#this has me admitting that i'm not a gamer and left that identity behind some time ago... which is kind of sad but ok#thoughh when witcher 4 drops... 😈#oh my god i typed witcher 34 instead of witcher 4. i think that already exists on the internet LOL#i'm actually not as excited for w4 as i am for the remaster of the first game#i also don't have any saves and i need footage of like some late-quest stuff (just for a mention of lore inconsistencies LOL)#like what do i do go beat tw3 AGAIN just to get a clip of ciri facing the white frost#...................... well........#ok ngl actually a shot of emhyr in the beginning of the game would be better to explain 'lore inconsistencies'#because that's probably more aggravating to me than the 'we changed the white frost so you can fight it' thing#that thing is understandable. that's like basic video game logic. antagonists can be fought...#and though i don't like that messaging that forces of nature can be fought...#i understand this is a AAA game with outcomes that need to be written as endings. it's not an experiential VN#emhyr in tw3 though has just annoyed me and has actually annoyed me ever since i found out his character from the books#after all that you're gonna take him and pretend he just wanted to be a better dad and have a good heir on the throne...#well ok he did want a good heir on the throne. to be fair. just. not ciri but her child ... ahem#tw3 just dropped that pregnancy plot like a hot potato 😭 because it's so uncomfortable#without vilgefortz to decapitate in the end and the lodge actively plotting around i admit it loses its meaning#also to be fair tw3 does not have that throughline about reproduction and destiny that the books do#like the begetting of progeny is a huge huge huge theme in the books and so ciri's storyline is just one of a few ways it comes up#without geralt and yennefer specifically being angsty at the start about children it doesn't really work as a plot for ciri later on#the elbow-high diaries
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toronto residents who dont care abt hockey but have been here for the past 57 years are sooo funny about the leafs. convinced they will lose every game no matter what
#told my ma the leafs r playing tonight and she was like oh but they’re gonna lose so whatever#n i was like well. chicago is Really bad. and the leafs have a great season going rn#i actually sort of think chicago might win tn but thats only because the leafs love losing to shit teams#last month i told my father (workds biggest leaf hater) theyve made the playoffs for 8(?) years straight#bro was in disbelief! and i dont blame him things have been Bleak in his lifetime but still. Lol#toronto maple leafs#as ivan has said theres also a tendency of ontario residents who DO care to pretend that theyre bad#which is a whole other issue imo#i think its funnier when they just are assuming theyre bad. no theyre good theyre just cursed dont worry about it#to#ont
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