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no one has explored the idea of darius and camila co-parenting hunter enough. like where the hell are the fics about darius calling camila asking if hunter left his derby uniform at her house or camila personally going to drop off hunter at his dad's house and sharing a cup of tea with him while she asks about hunter's grades at hexside and darius asks about hunter's sleeping habits and if she had any human alternatives to sleeping nettles that might help him sleep without the dream-enhancing side effect.
what about camila inviting darius to stay for dinner when he comes to drop off hunter at his mom's house and darius asking for the recipe and then asking the kids what ingredients he could substitute and which ones have to stay the same. or camila specifically adding three more lines to her phone plan-- one for vee, one for hunter, and one for darius so that they can keep in contact more easily. or hunter getting in trouble at school for picking a fight with boscha but when principal bump calls, darius is extremely busy with work so he calls camila and asks her to handle it.
maybe darius gets in an argument with hunter and he cant tell where he went wrong and calls camila and she listens and gives him her advice as someone whose been a parent for fourteen years vs. his own eight months. or camila opens up to darius about her own struggles with losing her husband and he opens up with his own grief over losing his mentor. or they talk on the phone for hours and gossip with each other. maybe darius comes over to hang out with camila and binge watch a new show with her while the kids are at school
#krav talks#toh#darius deamonne#camila noceda#average camila and darius phone conversation:#“dont take this the wrong way.” “naturally.” “i think eda and raine are moving too fast.”#“absolutely. its only been what. two months?”#“two months! and theyre already moving in together!”#“this is not going to go well. ive known raine for years and they havent had a long term relationship since they first broke up with eda.”#“oh noooo... thats even worse than i thought...”#“it gets even worse! raine just spoke to me the other day and complained about eda not letting them help her with the curse again!"#“ah... saw that coming. not that i think eda is bad--”#“no of course not! we love eda.”#“we love eda! but that witch has a serious amount of baggage she needs to sort through before rushing into a relationship.”#“oh you have no idea how right you are. have i told you about what she'd tried to do when i was still pretending to be loyal to belos?”#“oh? im listening...”
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some quotes i jotted down from that wonderful stream of tommy‘s (some lore spoilers)
“do you smoke sam” “all the time”
“i thought you were talking about the- the speeeeed drug”
“have you ever sold drugs to kids sam?” “......no”
“shecure is a hard word how do you say it? secure? shecure?” “...secure...?”
“we can’t let the girlboss rule because she will gatekeepe my feelings” “that would not be pog”
“THEY DIDNT INVITE ME TO KILL ME???? NOW I HAVE FOMO”
“i’ll load it up king- ive started saying king a lot” “yeah yeah i’ve noticed i like it” “you are admittedly a king sam so”
“strong man” “how does TWIG rhyme with STRONG??????”
“you have obviously taken part in scientology-“ “i have not-“ “you’ve donated to tom cruises cult shit”
“....am i worse than david dobrik?” “are- are we worse than david dobrik?” “oh- oh god”
“cAPTAIN PUFFY IS YOUR LAWYER????” “she IS? I HAVE A LAWYER THATS NOT BIG Q OR BIG LAW?”
“DONT TELLL RANBOO IM UPSET IM NOT UPSET IM FINE IM FINE”
“............howd the talk with the lawyer go.....sounded like it went pretty well” “sam. samuel” “oh god what’s happening you called me samuel”
“gotta go get some la-piss”
“come and hang out i am live it will be nice come and hang out kings” “o-oh you just pinged the WHOLE discord wow-“ “maybe vikkstar will come”
“doNT SAY YOURE LOVING THIS CHAT I AM IN PERIL”
“he has broke one of the rules of the hit best seller ‘the bible’- this kind of looks like a cock”
“well i’ve moved now, KING”
“what is an angsty teen and am i one? because when i USED to hang out with tubbo and ranboo they used the word angst a lot”
“yeah yeah yeah i bench”
“sam i think i’m angsty i think i’m an angsty tik tok teen looking for a community to help me out”
“i don’t think you’ve followed the train of logic all the way-“ “there’s a TRAIN INVOLVED????????”
“i’m like the orange fucker from that animated rom com”
“THIS IS WHO I NEEDED RIGHT NOW IM IN PERIL I AM ANGRY- oh wait that’s wrong that’s wrong-“ “angry is different from angsty”
“i need a lawyer and they need to be big and strong and angry and ready to fight”
“what’s wrong with killing somebody?” “.........HEY nononononono don’t think i forget when you locked me in there you- you PSYCO FREAK” “you should talk to your lawyer about that”
📷
“i can read minds” “what am i th-“ “tits” “what”
“shUT UP PUSSY”
“you just- you just do NOT have blue balls”
“you think this guy will win?” “SHUT THE FUCK UP” “I LIKE THIS GUY”
“STOP STARING AT MY TIE YOU ARE OBJECTIFYING ME” “I DONT MEAN TO-“ “U ARE-“ “ITS A WONDERFUL TIE-“
“i can’t look away it’s just so-“
“i’m under the influence of big cock”
“it’s meeee big cock man”
“i cant look away” “sam please use your twitter alt for this” “he’s horny on maaaainnnnn” “and what’s wrong with that?” “.......”
“you’re a FUCKING IDIOT” “IM NOT A FUCKING IDIOT, BIG COCK”
“i’m gonna call you ‘cockity’ big cock” “sHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP-“
“STOP LOOKING AT IT” “ITS SO VIBRANT”
“at least this guy doesn’t have a cock-“ “itS NOT A COCK” “horny on main jesus-“
“is that a cock” “SHUT THE FUCK UP”
“.....i wanna see the inside of it again do a split”
“i heard....i heard there is a big cock in town....”
“why did you say that to me jesus” “did you just come for the cock?”
“nOOOO JESUS JESUS GO AWA-“
“okay sam-“ “tommy that guy wants your cock-“ “no- no he doesn’t sam”
“i- i just looked to my right and the entire chat is just ‘E E E E E I’”
“sam, sam and i need you to hear this....dont. act. up.” “i don’t act up-“ “you were acting up-“ “i-“ “you were caught in 8k.” “but- but we both agree it’s not a tie-“
“please don’t tell me to kill cockity i am overwhelmed”
“why is there an anus in my tie?”
“what are the legal implications of this?” “...i mean besides hell you’re good”
“jack mana-bitch”
“whatre the legal implications?” “i mean usually that’s a no-no but today, today it’s fine” “yeahhh lets go murder his family”
<Foolish_Gamers was blown up by awesamdude> “hahahahgahah” “wHY ARE YOU DEAD??? WHY IS OUR LAWYER DEAD” “that- killing jesus is a big no-no”
“jesus is back ayyyy” “three whole days ayyy he’s back from the cave” “that was three whole minutes” “he speedran it” “why didn’t he do that in the bestseller?” “are you referring to the best seller called ‘the bible’?”
“i’d be an antivax landlord”
“i’m real like are-kansas” “that’s not REAL” “it IS”
“you’re projecting your own problems onto me, puss” “wHAT THE FUCK”
“i just don’t want you to girlboss me”
“i am the girlboss and i will gatekeep” “you are a girlboss”
“we will join vc two and then we’re gonna gatekeep them and the we’re gonna gaslight them”
“that’s such a funny joke man-“ “it’s not a joke. dollywood is real”
“does anyone have cocaine?” “ooooh i remember when you did cocaine last night awesamdude”
“jesus never does drugs” “well- well you turned water into wine king and wine is alcohol”
“can you put on pants i can’t- i cant stop looking at it- sorry tommy i know you said-“ “yeah sam i know you tried-“
“you know i fuck with satan”
“i’m sorry jesus lucifer is just such a good man-“ “oh you- hold me BACK FROM THIS FUCKER HOLD ME BACK ILL SEND HIM TO HELL YOU LIKE HELL-“
“are you jesus or just a man who grew a beard and put on a suit?”
“even the guy with his cock out is telling you to stop-“ “oh jesus, and i mean jesus-“ “shUT THE FUCK UP MAN”
“the best best way to slander him is to stop his offspring; we need to kick him the balls.....no? not a good....? alright us four each take a ball-“
“......jack manifold has four balls?”
“......why did jesus give him four scrotums man🙁🙁”
<Quackity fell from a high place>
<awesamdude> BIG COCK DOWN
#god that was a good fucking stream#my life feels fufil#what once felt empty and void of dsmp#now feels partially whole also that fucking egg lore was cool adsf#i respect awesamdude so much#down bad for everyone#awesamdude#foolish#foolish mcyt#foolish gamers#mcyt#dsmp#dream smp#dreamsmp#tommyinnit#lore#mexican dream#quackity
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New Episode Update Let’s GOO!!!
Warning : This is just Yume having a mental breakdown, seriously. This episode update was WHACK.
~ MAJOR SPOILERS FOR 68-75 ~
I know we ain’t participating and all but the game reminding you that there’s 10 minutes left to prepare is seriously bad for my heart.
Aah, shiet. Vil is still hurt.
He still has small wounds and scratches that he hid make up. Daddy, I’m worried.
Apparently, yeah, I’m not the only one cause my homeboy, Epel just asked to switch the center role with Vil. THE CONFIDENCE.
Aw, he’s worried about him falling over during stage (And make the performance look bad) Come on, Epel just be honest-
...He finally became the ideal poisoned apple that Vil wanted, huh?
Vil being proud a mom.
But the queen inside him is STRONG.
He’ll embrace the villain in him, OUR QUEEN CAN STILL GO. INJURED, WHO?
...AAND he proceeds to roast Epel again lol Typical Vil.
I love how Epel just accepted a nickname like “Doku Ringo-chan” lol It’s so cute, senior-junior relationship goals right there.
HERE WE GO.
Everyone is actually really confident hahaha
I really wish Deuce’s mom, Ace’s brother, Jamil’s sister, and Vil’s dad were here in person to watch.
HECK I WANT KALIM’S WHOLE FAMILY HERE WHY NOT
T-THEY’RE REALLY LETTING US HEAR THE FULL SONG.
IS THAT JAMIL RAPPING.
Look at Jamil’s solo SD dancing. LOOK AT IT.
I really fucking love Vil’s singing voice aaa
HIS VOICE IS SO GOOD.
Album when disney.
Is Vil okay.
...aight im hearing some high quality panting here
...dont mind me listening to it a bit too much...
...they’re going to be great reference for some spicy- leave me alone
Vil panting is making me feel SOMETHING.
ANYWAY. THE CROWD IS A MOOD.
IS VIL OKAY.
Unmei no megami is giving me idia ptsd here.
Heartslabyul Senpais are watching their kids, looking all proud *sniff
Oh god, after playing Obey Me, it just occurred to me how similar Cater and Asmodeus’ voices are...
Watch these Senpai dorks act like Ace and Deuce’s second family. Trey being the dad, Riddle being the mom, and Cater being the supportive big bro. It’s so beautiful.
Riddle’s voice is a lot more softer now, I just realized...It’s so soothing...
God i miss u too octavinelle never change
Yeah, why tf did Floyd not audition for this
Bro, can you imagine Nobuhiko Okamoto in the squad as well??? IMAGINE-
Of course, he wasn’t in the mood back then. Of course. Why did i even ask.
IMAGINE FLOYD BEING IN VDC NEXT YEAR.
Omg i miss u too octavinelle never change
Azul’s gonna overblot again with Floyd’s marketing skills lol
Jade coming in like welp i guess thats that. Too bad, huh Azul?
GOD i miss u too octavinelle never change
SAVANA BITCHES HI
I wonder if these mfs knew that Vil just overblotted and malmal was the one who fixed the stage lol
oooh Leona’s sus about something he a sharp boi
Speak up my guy—
still so weird leona taking his job seriously
Malleus looking happier seeing this performance rather than Lilia’s lol
I miss the simpery in Sebek
Silver’s not in the verge of falling into a coma for once wow
Chenya’s so cute.
AND WE’RE BACK TO CUTE HEIGH HO TEAM
fcking shotacons man...im not one to talk
Aw, they didn’t show Neige performance...
The simping in the crowd is a MASSIVE mood.
WHO WINS TELL ME
These night raven fuckers better vote for us and not pull a “oh shie my hand slipped lololol” i swear to god- im gonna throw hands
*me holding my phone and pretending to vote as well
Suspense music intensifies be like-
HAAA
BOIS, ITS ONE VOTE DIFFERENCE WHO IS IT AAAA
WHAT.
HOW DARE- HOW!? HOW DID WE LOSE!?
WE LOST BY ONE VOTE!?
EVERYONE’S SO SHOCKED LOL
vil pls dont overblot again-
Noooo grim’s tuna cans-
WE REALLY LOST TO A LEGIT KIDS SONG.
These children do not have the right to be this cute. I wanna take Timmy, Toby, and Shelpie home.
I swear to god one of these dwarves sounds like Cheka lol Is it Toby?
EPEEELLLL DONT CRRYYYY
KALIMMMM DONT CRRYYYY
KALIM HAVING THE AUDACITY TO SOUNDING LIKE A BIG BROTHER AND THEN CRYING HIS OWN RIGHT AFTER LOLOLOL
I HATE THIS EPISODE YALL MADE MY TWO BOIS CRY IM FIGHTING THIS EPISODE. BURN THIS.
This background music too though im deeeeddd
KALIM IM SO SORRY FOR MAKING A SINFIC ABOUT YOU PLS DONT CRY-
Jamil impressed about Vil being “calm” and Vil just going “h e h. you dont even know.”
....ha...
Monsieur Rook. WHAT did you say.
ROOK VOTED FOR ROYAL SWORD. Are you kidding me. You snek how could you- i loved you
WHAT DID I SAY- Ya’ll night raven fuckers shall not slip by their fingers when voting rook.
Vil is in the brink of passing out aaaaa
I have never heard Ace this pissed before whoa- lol he sounds like Deuce in his delinquent mode
Aw...Rook felt that Neige’s performance carries a stronger bond than theirs :’( it’s hard to put the blame on him when he’s saying all these stuff
It’s just like what they said in the past episodes that it’s really hard voting for your own team when you know the opposing team is better.
Aww...He just wanted Vil to believe in himself more...Rook is such a best man. Im crying-
Oh noooo is Vil gonna cry too nooo- daddy turned to baby really quick SOMEONE GIVE HIM AN EMERGENCY HUG
Well- at least...at least the 100 year record of not being able to win is still going, yeah? Um...bad joke? Sorry, i’ll see myself out-
NEIGE NOT NOW AND YOUR VII-KUN BULLSHIT- we’re having a moment here
Neige is such sweetheart but aaaahh— This makes it worse, we can’t even hate him aaa—
OMG JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THINGS COULDN’T- AAAAA
MONSIEUR ROOK. YOU’RE A FAN OF NEIGE!?
MOTHERFUCKER just got exposed by Neige himself lol
Going to Neige’s shake hand events, sending him letters, buying all his merch and shie- HE’S A FULL BLOWN NEIGE STAN
WTF YOU SNEK GET OUT OF THIS SCHOOL-
OOOOHHH THAT FUCKING ALBUM- HIS “LIFE’S WORK” or whatever bullshit IS FULL OF NEIGE
...actually- my japanese is lacking- im not sure lol what is a ブロマイド??? Lol I feel like a clown.
Rook is sweating profusely LOL
...what do you have to say for yourself, monsieur rook.
Wait- huh is that-
IS HE GONNA CRY-
WHY IS EVERYONE CRYING!??!?!?!
HE’S SILENTLY CRYING AS HE INTRODUCED HIMSELF TO NEIGE WHAT. THE. FUCK IS THIS EPISODE.
Neige fanclub??? Eternal Snow??? What kind of creepy-ass- OH, HE EVEN HAS A MEMBERSHIP NUMBER TOO-
Props to Neige with his :) expression unfaltering.
I’m- I’m speechless.
Vil is just looking down at Rook in disappointment like- “you’re more pathetic than I am”
Queen just went “I think you need this handkerchief more than I do now” THAT’S RIGHT. REPENT MOTHERFUCKER.
Rook crying is cursed.
But damn, I’m kinda liking this new relationship this bitchy relationship they have
Neige just dragged everyone’s ass back on stage and his snow white energy just said “LETS ALL BE FRIENDS AND SING”
NEIGE IS FUCKING GREAT- HE REALLY DID GOT THESE BITCHES TO SING HEIGH HO LOL
ACE’S RELUCTANT SINGING AND DEUCE LOOKING LIKE HE’S HAVING FUN
KALIM IS SUCH A MOOD, SINGING EVEN WITHOUT KNOWING THE LYRICS AND JAMIL JUST HAVING THAT “i want to die” ENERGY
AIGHT. ROOK IS HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN AND EPEL IS TRYING HIS BEST. HE’S SO CUTE-
OMG NEIGE AND VIL HAVING SUCH GOOD HARMONY—
YAHOO Y A H O O TANOSHIINDA~~
YA’LL SURE ABOUT GIVING ME THIS BLESSED MOMENT??
What a somewhat happy ending, even though Rook just backstabbed us I’m crying Beauté 100 points!!!
LOL Vil realizing he’s having fun singing with Neige- “SOMEONE JUST END ME RIGHT NOW-“ The desperation in his voice-
I love how Neige’s yahoo yahoo is messing with everyone’s head, even Vil wants to pass out lol
haha Crowley is so depressed lol
WHA- WHO-
HEADMASTER OF ROYAL SWORD!?
He looks like your typical grandpa- and his outfit looks like that one mickey mouse wizard outfit but blue—
Old man just went “we won lol” just to piss Crowley off I like this guy’s energy already-
Crowley being most likely as old as this guy—
ooohh this man just sensed something in this stage- Leona did too, didn’t he???
* Damn. Crowley talking so fast sounds like he’s making a load of bullshit lol
Anyway, I’m just glad that it’s not mickey mouse who’s the headmaster— I would’ve lost my shit.
We’re back in our dorms and I forgot that the squad doesn’t live with us anymore. It’s suddenly so lonely now...
Grim is getting the yahoo yahoo ptsd too lol it’s too goddamn catchy
oooohh shiet- mickey is calling us again
YES we finally got a good picture of this motherfucker
It seems like nothing is disrupting our communication this time, so MC thought to call Grim but—
Grim is not here.
Uuhhh...Grim? Where you’ve gone??? We’re getting flashbacks of the first parts of the game.
We went out to find Grim and HE’S CHOMPING ON ANOTHER BLACK STONE ON THE STAGE-
GRIM SPIT THAT OUT YOU LOOK TERRIFYING
AAAAAHH GRIM HAS GONE FERAL— He’s attacking US
Is this because we didn’t win his tuna canss nooo
NoOO SWEET BABY COME BACK.
Legit I’m sad, please baby don’t overblot like this...
He learned a new move though- SCRATCH
Ooh— We’re seeing some Ignihyde scenes here~
P U H I H I
Idia getting a lot of emails from bigshot companies whoa—
THAT OLYMPUS—?! EXCUSE ME??? Ortho what- Are we finally getting that Hercules episode—
Damn getting a hot chance in olympus only to put them down the recycling bin oof— Idia why edit : Yume was informed that olympus is kind of a company that sponsored VDC sorry she was mind-fucked at this moment and the ability to understand proper Japanese just went whoosh lol Thanks to @starshiningsirius for pointing it out for Yume~ ♥︎ HONESTLY YUME’S JUST GONNA WAIT FOR ACTUAL PROFESSIONAL TRANSLATORS AT THIS POINT LOL Don’t trust me for important situation too much lol
Aaaahh...We’re getting this shut-in out of his room in the next episode, are we?
And that concludes the whole Pomefiore Episode! JESUS CHRIST 75 CHAPTERS ALL IN ALL!? How long is the Ignihyde chapter going to be, huh!?
This was a really, really fun episode lol I’d consider this a fan service episode actually cause of all the things we get to experience— The singing, dancing, and the new songs, THE DRAMA. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
But then, the plot thickens, no? What’s going to happen to Grim? In the Ignihyde episode? And those reoccurring memories of us? And our relationship with Tsunotarou lol ALSO WE NEVER REALLY DID FIND OUT WHAT ROOK’S UNIQUE MAGIC IS. DISNEY EXPLAIN—
Thanks for reading this shitpost of Yume losing her shiet lol See you all in the Ignihyde Episode~ ❤
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Can you do an ateez reaction where the reader gets jealous??
of course I can! took me a while lmao but thank you for being patient, here ya go, precious!
Hongjoong:
Low-key super oblivious to your jealousy
Like he’s having such a good time at whatever event your attending
Kind of gets lost in the fun
Loves making new friends and meeting people who share similar interests
And don’t get me wrong, you’re happy that he is happy
And you are so proud and love listening to all the compliments he gets on his work
You know how important feedback is to him, but you also know that praise is his weak point
(He deserves every bit of it too)
But some people really just don’t know where to draw the line
Sometimes people skip past his work and start complimenting his physical attributes and making flirtatious remarks about his great personality
Like yeah… I know his personality is great he’s my freakin boyfriend
If you say something like that under your breath and Hongjoong catches it?
LMAO
Giggling and excusing himself from the conversation immediately
Thinks its really sweet and funny, but also wants to reassure you
Maintains a steady balance of his attention on you and on networking for the rest of the night
Seonghwa:
I feel like Seonghwa is the type of significant other to be really in tune to your needs and just generally good at picking up on what you’re feeling
So if he thinks that something is bothering you or making you uncomfortable in any way?
Bye. We are leaving.
If you are somewhere that you can’t really leave (like an important business gala or something idk what famous people do)
He will just take you outside for a breath and a conversation
Tries to take your mind off of whatever you were thinking
Assures you that everything being said inside is strictly business related
YOUR BICEPS ARE NOT THEIR BUSINESS
He chuckles at you a little bit and pulls you into a hug when he thinks no one is watching
Will lead you back into the event and just do things to subtly remind you that he’s there with you
Physically and mentally
Holds your hands, keeps an arm around your waist, or just stands close beside you during conversations
Super sweet and just wants you to be happy and comfortable
Yunho:
Don’t take this the wrong way but…
He’s gonna make fun of you
Hard.
Like for real
“Oh you thought-? HA”
And if you’re pouting at his teasing, he’s gonna laugh more
Even though he’s dying inside because you’re so cute
Will say stupid, annoying things the whole time
“Ooh, would you look over there? My ex”
“That person has been checking me out all night, maybe I’ll go say hi”
And you’d whip around every time like ??? ‘Scuse me???
PSYCH
You’re like two seconds from slapping him in front of his boss and all his peers
But then you see that adorable, goofy grin of his
And all your frustration just sort of melts away
You know he only jokes because he finds it ridiculous
Like why would he ever look for someone else when youre right there?
But I’m sure you’ll find a way to get him back for being a brat somehow
Yeosang:
This one will not understand why you’re jealous
More the type to let you simmer while simultaneously doing things to soothe you
Will rub your back or your arm during conversations
Will brush a hair back from your face every now and then
But he’s not just doing these things to remind you that he loves you
No no
He is also doing these things so that whoever is hitting on him will take the hint
Like?? Shut up?? Go away??
And in the end, you forget that you were jealous and you’re more just irritated
Like quit saying weird things to my man
When they finally go away, you both look at each other with big eyes and sigh really loudly
But then you’re laughing because did that really just happen?
And he’ll tease you a little bit for being jealous before you both go back to talking about how creepy the other person was being
Low-key making fun of them; making up new ridiculous compliments that fit their vibe
“Oh, Yeosang! You know I’ve been a fan for oh so very long and I’ve loved watching your muscles grow!”
Discomfort pretty much forgotten, you just go about your night like that didn’t even happen
San:
Okay this fool
He thinks you’re really cute when you’re jealous so he’s gonna make it worse
Will be super sugary sweet with whoever is flirting with him
Thanking them and complimenting them back
Too bad the compliments are empty and he’s only using them to make you pout a little more
Eventually he ends the conversation because he thinks you’ll catch on to his evil plan if he keeps this up much longer
Drags you away into a quieter area of the event
“Were you jealous?”
He’s smirking because I mean… duh
“You were doing that on purpose weren’t you?”
If looks could kill he would be belly-up in the pool rn
But then he’s laughing and apologizing and trying to justify himself
“I mean how could I resist when it makes you look like this cute baby oooo”
Full squishing your cheeks in public like… sir
But he does it enough that you’re smiling again and batting his hands away from your face
When he realizes that he was successful in returning your mood back to normal, he’ll pull you back into the party
Mingi:
Does not realize you are jealous
Oblivious
Carries on the entire night like everything’s cool
Totally didn’t participate in mutual groping with some random fans
An awkwardly placed hand
An accidental brush against the wrong body part
I mean you know its not his fault
But ooooohhh did it make your blood boil
Literally doesn’t even mention it until you’re home because he genuinely doesn’t think anything happened
And you’re like??? Hello???
You touched their butt???
And then his face goes so red
Like you think for a second he’s gonna explode like those old airheads commercials
“I TOUCHED THEIR BUTT???? THATS SO EMBARASSING NOOOOOOOO”
But then you’re laughing at him because he is more horrified at the situation than anything else
He face plants on the couch and just yells into the cushions for a minute because my god how could he not realize
#mortifiedmingi
And then you’re the one comforting him explaining how the fan surely knows it was an accident and blahblahblah
But at least there was an easy solution to your problem lmao
Wooyoung:
I think that he will actually be concerned
Like if he realizes that you’re jealous he’s gonna think that he did something wrong
Even if its someone else’s fault that you were feeling that way
Hes gonna feel responsible
And he’s gonna wanna make you feel better
Will make some excuse about one of you not feeling well and hightail it out of there
When you tell him you didn’t have to leave the event just because of that he’s like Nono
And he’s gonna spend the rest of the night giving you his undivided attention and making sure you feel loved and cherished
Like I think he is gonna be genuinely worried about how this kind of thing will make you feel
Always wants you to feel safe and secure in your relationship
Never wants anything to damage your self esteem either
So if he thinks any of those things are in jeopardy, he’s gonna do something about it
Might tease you for it sometimes, but darker. emotions are something he tends to be gentler with and more serious about
Jongho:
Does not get the memo
Jealous? Who?
Has to be told by the members lmao
And sees you sulking somewhere away from him
Then he’s rushing to you like a confused puppy
Sits with you quietly for a minute because he doesn’t even really know what to say
“I feel like a bad boyfriend now” is what he chooses to open with
And then youre not jealous anymore
youre in protective mode
“Noooo, baby, why would you ever feel like that youre the best boyfriend ever”
And then he’s like??? Thought you were upset???
And you’re like… maybe
But who cares? Because he’s still a good boyfriend
I mean you know he cant babysit you at events and stuff and youre always happy when he’s having fun
Youre just a little selfish sometimes and want him all to yourself
But who can blame you?
And he completely understands because… well he feels the same way about you <3
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Hey! I was wondering if I could request a headcanon with luffy, zorro and Sanji with a s/o who has a Symbiote in them (basically venom) they have caught them giggling to themselves, talking to themselves, and sometimes catching them arguing with no one, how would they react when they ask about this and finally meet venom. (I hope it's not trouble ♥️♥️)
Oh my goodness!! No trouble at all! I'm kind of excited about this crossover, this is gonna be fun! You didn't specify any gender preferences so I went with gender neutral, hope that's OK!
Luffy x GN! Symbiote!reader
Zoro x GN! Symbiote!reader
Sanji x GN! Symbiote!reader
Warnings: a couple mild swears
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Luffy
I feel like Luffy would be really confused but not really mind or notice the little giggles and whispers to yourself. He'd think its super cute and weird
Totally picks on you for it even though he has no clue what its about or what it means
Luffy is really honest and straight forward. Never beats around the bush. So the way I imagine Luffy meeting your Venom (so to speak) would be him jumping right in during one of your conversations with them like
"Venom! You need to relax. I know you want chocolate but we ran out already!"
"Yeah Venom! I ate it all. Also, who's Venom?"
So cute and innocent when he asks you. Literally no judgment, just curious. Just kinda walked in while you were talking and joined the convo
Totally spooked you but Venom just kinda gets mad at there being no chocolate
You cannot convince me otherwise:
"EWWWW Y/N!!! THERES A BUG ON YOU!!! Hold still, lemme squash it!!!"
"NOOOO!!! LUFFY THATS VENOM DONT HURT THEM!!!"
Even after explaining what's going on between you and Venom he completely has no idea what's going on. You literally explained it in the simplest of ways and he has no clue
"You have a worm on you." "That's Venom." "Yeah, a worm."
"APOLOGIZE"
That being said, he takes the whole thing really well. He kind of just thought you had a weird devil fruit power.
He and Venom would either get along well or fight over everything. They'd steal each others meals at dinner once Venom starts making an appearance to the rest of the crew
If it was supposed to be a secret, no it wasn't
All in all, he'd support you just like he supports all his Nakama. And Venom becomes his Nakama since Venom is a part of you!
Zoro
He was napping against the railing of the ship, as usual, when he sees you talking to yourself in the corner.
Initial reaction: wtf?
He just kinda let's it go. None of his business
When it starts happening more and more and he sees you straight up arguing with nothing he gets kind of concerned
Wouldn't really know how to bring it up delicately so he literally just asks you
"What the hell are you doing?"
You'd probably have to explain it in words less than two syllables as well or he won't get it either
I low key see him being mildly curious about the strength and durability of Venom. Probably would want to train with them but wouldn't actively search for that
He does keep an eye on you and your symbiote a lot more when you are in a fight. He just enjoys seeing you and them destroy your opponents and how strong you are
He and Venom dont really interact much but there's a mutual understanding of if one hurts Y/n the other will kill them
If you two and Zoro ever spar Zoro and Venom will have an absolute blast. Literally. Everything is destroyed and both of them are still going at it
All in all, Zoro is also chill with it. He is accepting. Probably has drinking matches with Venom to see who can hold their liquor better
Sanji
Sanji is too blinded by he absolute devotion for you and how cute you are to notice the odd tendencies
Or rather, he notices but thinks its just an odd little quirk of yours and doesnt mention it
That is, until he catches you sneaking into the kitchen in the middle of the night with this big black goo looking thing with spikey teeth hanging off your shoulder
Eating all his food
He needed those strawberries!! The ladies wanted strawberry shortcake for breakfast!!!
Completely ignored you and tried to kick the shit outta Venom.
"GET OUTTA MY KITCHEN YOU PARASITE!!"
"PARASITE?!?! APOLOGIZE!!!"
He absolutely hates Venom. They obscure your lovely skin and make it more difficult to see your figure!
But at the same time they accentuate a lot of your natural figures and shapes so he is sort of torn in half
Also, Venom eats everything. All the time. Worse than Luffy!!
Luffy more or less has a limit to how he stretches when he eats. Venom is an actual black hole. Eats everything, cooked or uncooked
Venom will peak their little head out on your shoulder while you wait in the kitchen and watch Sanji cook
And then steal the ingredients like an actual child
His hand has been caught in the cookie jar a lot
Sorry, that's a lot. He takes Sanji's food a lot. Ero-cook is no pleased
He also doesn't like another creature spending more time with his previous Y/n-swan than him
So jealous of that symbiote. He wants to spend that much time with the lovely Y/n but cannot
They get to feel Y/n's skin!!! All the time!!! (And be inside them lol)
All in all, Sanji will love and support you. He dislikes Venom but puts up with him. He at least will eat everything so there will never be any leftovers or food that goes uneaten. Even if its questionable in terms of freshness.
Oh my. I hope this was good! I had fun writing it and I hope I did you some justice! Feel free to request anything anytime! :)
#luffy x reader#monkey d. luffy#luffy imagines#one piece sanji#one piece luffy#roronoa zoro x reader#zoro x reader#roronoa zoro#sanji x reader#black leg sanji#sanji headcanons#headcanon#one piece headcannon#zoro#one piece#one piece x reader
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Tumblr refuses to let me reblog the post again, so this is the second part of me reading the second btg book! ☺️
Still Chapter 211
Son on son violence
Chapter 212
This dude pretty cute ngl
Shit, rip
AAWW HIGH 5 🥺🥺
It's almost like they are a regular father and son 😭🥺💔
Chapter 213
Look how thigh those shirts are hehehoho 🥴
OYXITSITDITDLTD
Ooooh there goes my man Jyaku ready to kick some ASS
🥺😭💞
Baki really just forgot his mom eh, thought you were getting stronger for HER smh
Oh Jyaku vs Retsu? Nvm Jyaku i can only hope Retsu is nice w you
I like how most are like, confused over who to cheer for lmao
I know he won't make it but I'm cheering for Jyaku btw i like him more <33
Chapter 214
Love that title, can't believe Jyaku is gonna ask Retsu out 😍 /j
He really is just honest Igari
I love that he apologizes
Chapter 215
OJFOYDITDISTOTDG
HIS FACEEE THIS FUCKING CLOWN 😭😭😭
THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING FUNNY
Chapter 216
Burgir
GHZJDUDDRHD THEY ARE SOOO MAD
That smile so cute...
Jyaku is a king
Love it when Retsu throws that pose, though y'all know why
HDGSSGSGF you are coming to Japan wether you like it or not 🔫
Chapter 217
Finally Jyaku got serious too
WITH HIS TOES 😭
King is just obsessed i luv him
HEHE HAIRY LEGS
It does seem like Jyaku is trynna confess his love jfnshdshdf
Chapter 218
I remember i almost laugh cry with my dad when we saw this
His damn beard... 💔
THE HAND OF THE TRAITOR
He has a good point
They be calling my man Jyaku a masochist noooo yfjdhdgs
Chapter 219
Okay seems kinda into it <:/
Old man? He doesn't look that old Baki :/
That was so smart 🥺
Chapter 220
Retsu calm down please you are gonna break his back
Oh my god Retsu, oh my god.
He did apologize at least
Chapter 221
Damn dude be a little more gentle with him
Oh, get was picking him up, okay
FR FR
🥺🥺🥺
FARHDHDYFTH THE KINGGG
Chapter 222
I love how everyone completed him (except Yujiro but not surprising), these warriors are such a good team
I want to eat an apple too now
That was fast
I got distracted watching a vsauce react video sorry
Okay I'm glad a comment actually mentioned Sik
Chapter 223
Had to take a uh idk 5 hour break bc lights went out :/
Feet be fuming lmao
Ohhh that's a cool analysis
Chapter 224
What a good punch
That "please",,,
Poor Li man, having to see his brother DIE /j
No, Viêt Long, i have not been hit by a truck before.
Chapter 225
It's so funny how Jyaku lost bc he fought a main charac and only those win
Sad day for the Chinese citizens
Mf got tits in his back
This is gonna be so goodddd
Chapter 226
Look at the size of his tits, the slut
INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER POSE WOOO
These two are cool fighters
Chapter 227
Old man showing skin
His smile is so fucked up lmao
Chapter 228
Baki what the FUCK are you wearing?
I just remembered when Hana did a flip, that was so good
Retsu babey 🥺
I love how confused Yujiro looks
Chapter 229
Hey, i recognize that name...
Kaku just too op
Yujiro you are gonna pop your testicles if you do that with your leg
Chapter 230
God that's such a good threat
Love Retsu's confusion
Damn bitch you saying we gotta keep up w this whore cuz you were too slow? Ffs Kaku 😢
I love when you can tell someone is still hanging around just quietly by seeing their response in a comment
Chapter 231
God this just feels so good, to see Yujiro actually scared 😍
YOOO THAT'S POG
Chapter 232
I wanna finish this book and start the next one grrr
This fight is so satisfying
That last bit is so cringe but whatever that's okay
Fight so controversial comments were deactivated
Chapter 233
Itagaki hincha de boquita el más grande? 😳 /j
Okay yeah it IS just rude
Hohoooo shit getting nice
Chapter 234
This asshole lmao
Yuji-chan really went "how many times do i have to teach you this lesson, old man?!"
Mfs be doing Jojo references in the comments lol
Chapter 235
GTFO WITH THAT LOGIC RETSU IM SORRY CHINA IS LOSING BUT GET LOSTTTT AJSGAJGS
Ffs Kaku you are doomed 😢💔
Yujiro so strong my mouse disconnected
Chapter 236
Abs in his back...
Crying and shaking that is NOT true
DON'T FEED HIS EGO, KAKU
LIONS CAN BE KILLED BY TIGERS TOO!!!!
I thought Yujiro was bleeding for a second there smh
Chapter 237
OKAY YEAH IT IS HIS BLOOD ITS COMING OUT OF HIS NOSE ITS NOT MUCH BUT HE BLED
THE HEAD APPLAUSE
HE'S SO UPSET LMAOOO
Yujiro surprised is good shit
GSJDUFTHSTD
KAKU YOU LEGEND LMAO
Kaku has boyboss energy
Chapter 239
This cover almost gives me a stroke
I love how they all just shat their pants
These minor Chinese characters were so good tbh, sadly i don't think they will ever return
Don't worry Retsu, we the viewers have seen a man revive before
King i don't think any of us understands
It really is
CAN MEN IN THIS FRANCHISE JUST OPEN BOTTLES REGULARLY?!
Oh my god i though Yujiro was sitting on the air for a second i almost cry 😭
Coca cola must have paid Itagaki /j
Chapter 240
Oh so the Kaioh part takes the name, not the surname
...is Yujiro wearing a floral shirt? 😭
I LOVE THAT ENDING SO MUCH 🥺😭
Jyaku has his eyes fixated on Retsu eh, proud of having him come to Japan lmao
Chapter 241
HORRIBLE fit Baki
CHILDHOOD SAGA PART 2? 😰
Jk though i do miss Yuri 🥺
Oh hey Jr
You gonna fuck his girl, bro?
Chapter 242
So straight forward lmao
I'm starting to appreciate Baki's feminist ass every day even more
AAAA GRANDPAAA 🥺🥺💞
This page didn't allow me to call two mfs virgins smh, 1984
Chapter 243
Grandpa they shrunk you
Chapter 244
Kings idc about this
Okay true but also he's 70 dude pls... Though idk if this guy will go thru worse than Jack lmao
Such a nice lad
Chapter 245
Baki being such a feminist icon is so meaningful considering how his parents were,,,
MY MAN IS BACKKK AND AS DAPPER AS EVER
Doppo he's called Ali Jr how are you surprised?
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED HIS EYE PATCH HAS A PATTERN THAT'S SO COOL 🥺🥺😢💞
These men love throwing their glasses eh
Chapter 246
If only Igari and Toba had done this lol
OKAY THATS COOL I LIKE THAT
Me lo re devaluaron a mí pelado eh
HEHE OOOOH NICE 😳
Scenes that give me a boner
CHU...
Such a good callback...
Chapter 247
My man got serious, sweet
Doppo has been trying out his luck a bit too much like he's been betting with his life an uncomfortable lot like king do you need to talk? Are you okay? First asking Gouki to kill him now this like, is everything alright Doppo?
YEAH A BIT FUCKED UP TO THINK ABOUT
I love that blocking technique
OSHWOWHIWWH "gay ass Orochi, out of option so he touching dick" SHUT UPPP 😭😭💀
I really wish he got kicked in the nuts again see if he's still using his technique
Chapter 248
Poor guys thought he was bout to get murdered
A kiss? 😏 /j
When i saw this in the anime i actually thought Orochi was going to die, i was gonna get sooo angry
Chapter 249
What a way to cockblock em
Feminist icon
Jack is that the only sweater you own?
Chapter 250
I have been thinking of that scene of him eating the whole steak a lot
Jr like 🥺
Imagine being stupid enough to tease Jack like, i get he defeated two masters but they are NOTHING compared to this monster
Imagine jack just smoked some weed right there lmao
Jack needs to bite people more
Chapter 251
My shitty ass son gave me parkinson's
Jack that's not how human anatomy works what the fuck did Kureha do to your body spine?
Chapter 252
DAMN JR WHAT A FAT ASS
Looked like Jack was going for a handful
Those techniques must fuck your neck up so bad
Okay Jack you are going a bit far now don't cha think?
Chapter 253
You are tempting your luck sunny boy
Look at that, you pissed him off!
You cannot just know out jack hanma bro
HHH
This was so stupid yet, unironically, iconic
Chapter 254
Bruh i thought it said Pog 😭, ain't manslaughter poggers Mr Hanma?
OKAY THANKS JACK
Such a simp he downed that coffee cup
Grandpa put here cockblocking
Chapter 255
"no he didn't >:/"
These two masters are a pair of fucking idiots like understand this i love my grandpa and i love my man but mfs have to take the L for this one time sksgwjgshgw
Gouki bro my senses gonna shut down if you put your sucks against the dirt again OUGH sensory hell 😭
FOR FUCKING REAL JR
STOP ENABLING THE OLD MAN!! WKSGKSGSJSHDD for once I'm on Viêt's side 😭
Chapter 256
Hoho Gouki out here getting a panty shot 😳
Grandpa i love you but this was unnecessary
Chapter 257
Kozue should wear a Korn tshirt
GET HIS ASS KOZUE
OWHWLWGISGSJWG 😭😭 MF JUST STANDING THERE LIKE A FREAK I LOVE HIM BUT I HATE HIM SM!!!
Love how consistently round his hands are, king got no knuckles
HEY DONT CALL MY MAN A FREAK KOZUE
King hasn't changed his clothes ever since i see
His shoes look so nice...
OKAY OKAY HE HAS A POINT AT LEAST, HE AT LEAST ACCEPTED HE LOST BUT HE'S STILL BUTTHURT FROM IT SKSGAJGS BUT HE ADMITS IT!!
Doppo i love you but shut UPPP you lost get over it!! You are just going for the rematch bc you have the higher ground against a injured guy!!! Like Shibukawa didn't have time but you were already getting serious!! Hhhgrrrrrr doppo i love you but I'm going to bark
Hehe nvm he still hella fine... keep talking king 🥴
This was so mean of him sjsgwjwg
Chapter 258
Low-key starting to believe these two mfs plotted against Jr sjshsj
THAT FACE AKSGWJGS just 😐
If i didn't know you would get your ass handed in a plate i would be a lil mad he's planning on being that savage
He has been thru worse, sunny boy
Niceee
Tbh. I don't care anymore. Doppo is in the wrong, but GOD I'm a simp and i love seeing him fight 😍😍🥴
Yeah a comment mentioned it, we all were on Jr side until he threatened to kill Doppo Orochi like, even if not everyone here is as horny as me we all like an og fella
I also love how the prisoners really changed them all, the scars (both physical and mental) those 5 left will be remembered lol
#luly talks#btg#i ran out of space but that's good cuz im sleepy and have 3% of battery lol#i wanted to reach chapter 260 but this works#14 last episodes for tomorrow woo#baki liveblog
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Reader finds out she`s pregnant with Arthur`s child
@jaraysha1121 requested this one! Thank you so much for the lovely request!!! I really, really, really hope you will like the result :)
Arthur humming quietly into your ear was the perfect way to wake up in the morning. Smelling his hair, that felt tickelish into your face while he kissed you awake was. You just wished that all of this, his bed hair in the morning, him humming oldies in the kitchen while making coffee, his skin on yours at night, would never come to end end.
You have been together for one year now but it felt like you had known him before the beginning of time. Having him in your arms felt like holding the entire universe in your hands. Like anything was possible and there was nothing that you weren`t able to face together. Arthur was your muse, your inspiration. Your proof that no matter how cruel life has been to you, there is still hope to stay gentle at heart and to end up being loved. It was just the same the other way around. You ended up being Arthurs salvation. His soul mate. Everything he ever hoped for and daydreamed about. You and him. It was just fate.
"Hey Y/N. I made you some tea. I hope you feel better this morning? I noticed you couldnt find sleep tonight?" He handed you the cup "Careful, its still very hot." You took a careful sip and put it back on the table. " Arthur crawled back on the couch with you, so you took him under the green blanket. He softly kissed your cheek.
"Um...yeah well I feel better now" you lied. You didnt wanted him to be worried about you, since Arthur worried about you a lot. Whenever he thought there was the slightest chance for you to get sick or cold or anthing that made you feel uncomforable. He would ask you every five minutes if you already felt better, which was beyond adorable, but still, you didnt wanted him to get worried, because after a while he tended to get nervous and anxious , and that wasnt good for his mental health and insomnia at all. So yo decited to try to hide it from him. But he just knew you so well.
"Are you sure, baby? You seem like there is something wrong? You didnt even ate your fave cookies yesterday. The plate is still full so... I got evidence!" He joked and pulled your nose. "No, I`m fine, Artie, really. I mean.I just woke up beside you. How on earth wouldnt I feel great?" You took another sip of tea.
"Yeah..." Arthur lit himself a cig and stared at the ceiling while his arm was wrapped around you "You know, I just wish we could do this more often. The sleepover. But its very diffucult to hide you from my mother. I dont know how she would react if she knew that a girl was sleeping in the living room."
You nodded. It was obvious that Arthur loved his mum but he was also afraid to get into a confrontation with her. He would only confront her with anything if there was absolutely no other way to handle it. So you sneaked into his apartment when Penny was already asleep.
"Sooo what if she just wakes up and walks through the living room? She will notice me for sure."
Arthur shook his head while he took a deep drag of his cig "She will not wake up".
"What do you mean?"
"She took some sleeping pills yesterday. Well... I made her do it but...anyway..." he stroke your hair "Dont worry abut that okay? She will still be asleep for the next few hours for sure. And even if she will wake up, she would be so confused, you could just hide under the blanket and she wouldnt notice anything."
"I see... you thought of anything didnt you? I wonder what she would sayif she knew there was a girl on the couch."
Arthur leaned in to kiss your ear "Just think of what she would do if she knew what I did with this girl last night...?!"
You smirked "Yeah that was definitely helping with feeling better."
"So what do you think she would do?"
"She would tell you you`re a naughty boy"
Arthur put the cig in his pink ashtray and kissed you passionately.
"Yeah...being naughty is fun isnt it?"
You nodded under the sweet pressure of his lips.
You tried to be as quiet as possible, even though he claimed that Penny wouldnt wake up. She was still in the back of your mind. There was something about the thought of being caught that you really liked.
Arthur checked the clock "Oh. I gotta go to work now. I`m pretty late. " He got up from the couch and grabbed his clown gear. You stood up to change your clothes as you realized how your head was spinning. Arthur didnt noticed. He was distracted by checking his bag. " We`ll see each other on Monday, right?"
"Yeah, sure. I will visit when you get home from work. "
Arthur grabbed the keys "Great. I cant wait to see you again, sweetheart. Any plans for today?"
You opened teh door "Yeah I will visit my best friend over the weekend. We`ll be watching movies and stuff."
You both headed down the hallway and got into the elevator "Sounds like fun" Arthur smiled at you with so much love in his eyes. His tiney wrinkles made you want to cover his beautiful face with kisses.
"What?" he asked as he noticed you staring.
"Nothing....its just...I love you so god damn much!"
Arthurs cheeks turned red "Dito!" he said, gently touching your cheek before you said goodbye. You watched him running towards the subway station. He was really late.
Being in the elevator a minute ago made your dizzyness even worse. You closed your eyes for a moment, wondering if you might catched the flu. You felt sick to the stomach for about three days now and it didnt seemed to get any better. Hopefully it wouldnt ruin the whole weekend. You knew that your best friend bought sweets and cake but you didnt felt like eating anything at all.
Thirty minutes later you arrived. Your best friend welcomed you with the warmest hug. She was the only one who accepted your love to Arthur. Most of your other friends thought he was weird for his laughter and for still living with his mother at the age of 35. You started to realize that some of those people didnt even deserved your friendship, especially they didnt deserved to get to know the wonderful man that Arthur was.
"Hey Y/N ! I`m glad you`re here. I`ve planned something for tonight. You will be excited to hear about it. How is Arthur doing?"
You got out of your jacket and sat down on the couch "He`s doing fine. Thank you for asking. He`s on some new meds and they are much better than the last ones he had."
"I`m happy to hear this. But you kno what his best medicine is? YOU. Imean it. He looks so much healthier since the two of you meet each other on a regular basis."
Hearing those words coming out of her mouth meants the world to you "Thank you so much. I appriciate that. The others dont understand...."
"Pffff" she headed to the kitchen and came back with a huge self made pizza "Dont listen to them. They are idiots. Every single one of them. Arthur is a nice guy and he is good for you. I can see the way you look at each other. There is so much love between you."
"Yeah. I really do love him. More than anything. I think he`s my soulmate."You smiled "I understand him. And he gets me. We get each other. We dont even have to say anything. Its just....we know. We`re the same. "
"Heyyyyy check this out" she put the huge pizza on the table in front of you "Its self made. i`m kinda proud. We will kill this delicios thing this evening. What do you think?"
Just looking at the food made you feel sick again "Um.....yeah thats....great. It looks delicious"
Your friend put her hand on your forehead "Y/N. You look kinda pale."
"Yeah...I dont feel so well....its been this way for half a week now. I can barely eat something and I feel dizzy at times and just....weird. Like...I dont know my body and mind feel funny and....I dont know....I havent slept for days..." you started crying.
"Ohhh noooo why are you crying? Is there anything going on with Arthur you wouldnt tell me?"
You wiped a tear away "No. No really. He is fine. I`m just very sensitive these days. I`m not sure why.... maybe it was all to much with the others not respecting Arthur as my boyfriend. ...I dont know....Just stressed out emotionally I think.. But I will be fine."
Your friend told you that you didnt have to eat anything if you dont feel like it, but two hours later you decited to give it a try and grabbed a piece of her selfmade pizza. After one slice you felt so bad you coudlnt hide it from your bestie anymore "Oh my god. I think I gotta go to the bathroom" you hurried up and closed the door behind you.
"Y/N? Are you okay in there?"
"Yeah....kinda....just...I`m just sick to the stomach. I think I catched the flu or something. maybe its better for me to go home. I dont want you to get infected."
Ten minutes later you got back into the living room again. She waited for you with a big grin on her face. Why would she make fun of you feeling sick?
"Feeling better?" the grin still lingering on your lips. It kinda hurt you to see her reaction.
"No. I think I`m gonna go home. I think I have to rest until I see Arthur again on Monday. I dont want to cancel our date. He is looking forward to it. I`m sorry thatI ruined our weekend before it even started...."
She giggled.
"Why are you laughing? Cant you see I`m feeling like shit?"
She pointed at the empty place beside her "Si down Y/N. And calm down for a second. I dont think that you`re ill at all. You feel sick to the stomach, dizzy and emotionally sensitive.....Think about what it might be."
"I dont know what you are talking about!" you yelled
"Oh I see, currently very emotional with your reactions."
"Yeah go ahead making fun of me" you replied with a dissappointed look on your face.
"Y/N. You and Arthur I mean....you want to stay together right?"
"Of course we do!"
"You love each other to death?"
"Yeah!"
She clapped her hands "So I think Monday will be even more special when he hears the news!"
"Which news?" you still didnt understood what she was all about.
"Y/N. My dear, you might be pregnant with Arthur`s child!"
The very second you heard her saying this your heart just stopped. You tried to think about the symptoms but all you could think about was Arthur and how he would react if this was really true. You rubbed your dimples, tried to remember how one of your friends felt like when she got pregnant. It really could be it.
"Oh my god..." you whispered.
"YES great news. I mean....if you really are this would be great news for you, right? Hopefully...I mean...did you talked about that? You and Arthur?"
Concentrating was hard "We did....I mean....a while ago he told me how much he loves kids and that he always wanted to have a family and .....I mean look at him when he is with kids. he would be a great dad. I know he would. "
"And how do YOU feel about it?" she asked.
"I...I`m not sure....I mean...I want to spent the rest of my life with him and...the thought of being a parent is stil kinda scare, isnt it? But...yeah I think I really want to have a kid with Arthur. He is the only man who ever made me feel this way. Its just overwhelming right now. The thought that it might happen NOW. But yeah...I would be happy about it for sure. " you started to cry. Your best friend hugged you tight "Shhhhhtt . Eighter way it will be good. What do you think about going to the pharmacy and get a test right now? So you dont have to ask yourself that question all day?"
You nodded. Knowing would help. You just had to know if your friend was right.
An hour later you couldnt stop your hands from shaking as you got back to your friends apartment. The pregnancy test in your hand felt surreal. You never did such a test before, so you sat down with her to read everything through.
"Are you ready?" she asked you.
You werent sure. How could anyone ever be ready for something like that? Deep down you knew that there was nothing to be afraid of. The more you thought about it, the more you wanted the test to turn out positive. You just felt deep in your heart that Arthur would be happy,too. There was only a slight chance that he would be too overwhelmed and scared. But then again, who wouldnt be?
"No. I`m not ready" you smiled while you said it out loud.
"But you are smiling! Thats a good thing. Take your time. We can do this tonight if you want."
You got up and headed to the bathroom "No. No. I really want to know now. So I will have more time to think about how I will tell Arthur on Monday."
"Ha! You`re already talking like you are pregnant. I like that" her face lighted up.
And you realized that this was true. Somehow you suddenly felt like you already knew. Like everything was coming together. You imagined Arthur holding your baby for the first time. Imagined his big puppy eyes while trying to make his kid laugh. You already felt the love he was radiating as a dad. Your eyes started watering when you closed the door behind you. You followed the discriptions of the test and waited.
It wasnt long but it felt like a lifetime.
So many scenarios went through your head. Any possible reaction from Arthur. You checked the watch. It was time to take a look at the result. Your heart was beating fast. You didnt even knew how much you wanted a kid with him until now. You hoped for the test to be positive. So much it would even hurt you if it was not the case. This morning you didnt even thought of being a parent and suddenly it was all you could think about. Arthur as a dad. Arthur as the father of your child. What a wonderful life it would be! Not easy, but wonderful and worth living for.
Your shaky hand grabbed the test with eyes closed. One deep breath in. And another.
Okay.
Now.
Now you will know.
Postive. The test was positive. Arthur and you would be parents soon!
You wished for him to be here with you right now. A brief moment you felt regret for not making the test when he was there with you but anyway, you would make sure to surprise him in the sweetest way!
"Ohhh my god, you were right!" you screamed as you got out of teh bathroom "You were right!!!!"
Your friend ran towards you and held you tight "I knew. I just knew. I am so happy for you. Are you happy? You are feeling good, right? Oh my god!"
"Yeah, I...I am happy. So much happier than I thought I would be. I cant wait to tell Arthur the day after tomorrow. God, I dont even know if I can wait until then. But I have to because....I want the surprise to be perfect. And I gotta figure out how I will tell him the news!"
"You`re going to be a great mum Y/N. I just know. And Arthur is going to be the funniest daddy ever!"
You sat down on teh couch, dizzy but happy at heart "Wow,thats just...a lot to think about!"
Your friend told you to rest and made you a cup of tea to calm your stomach. You realized that life would never be the same again after the kid would be born. But you wanted it. You wanted it all. With him. And him only.
It was so hard to no tell Arthur when he called you the next day. But you wanted to see his face when you told him. You wanted to feel his arms around you and this wasnt possible through the phone, so you waited for Monday evening.
You made sure that you arrived earlier than he would and put the pregnancy test into an envelope, so he would find it as soon as he checked the box for letters. He always did because his mum was waiting on a letter from Thomas Wayne for months now. Standing in the hallway was torture. You checked your watch at least twenty times until he finally arrived. Arthur was still wearing his clown make up. He carried his green wig and clown shoes in his big bag, looking tired. "Ohhhh honey. I`m so glad to be home. It was a long day at HaHas. There was a kids birthday. I danced for at least three hours. But it was worth it. You should have seen the little boys face! God. I love making kids happy.....Y/N? Are you okay?"
"Arthur!" you jumped into his arms and felt him with all your senses. "Yes I`m fine. Just so.....good to see you again and I missed you so much!"
A real smile was visible underneath his big, red fake smile "I`m happy to have you in my arms again,too. I missed you the moment you walked out of the elevator two days ago!"
Arhur grabbed his keys to open the letter box. That was the moment. In less than a minute he would know.
"A letter!" he mumbled "Maybe my mum finally gets what she was waiting for ." He checked the envelope. "Wait....It says For Arthur....there is no stamp and....this is...your handwriting...?" he looked at you. The confused frown on his face made you want to kiss him so bad.
"Open it, darlin. please!"
Arthurs fingers felt that there was something in it.
"Darling, its not even my birthday." he joked "Did you got me a present?" he reached for what was in there and pulled it out.
Arthurs face froze for a moment. No reaction. Just him staring at the test and the little note that said "Soon we`re going to be a family! "
For a second your heart seemed to stop. Why didnt he say anything? Why wasnt he even moving? Was it bad news for him?
The envelope fell down to his feet as he covered his face with his hands. He was crying.
"A-Arthur? Darling?" you took a step closer to him. And another. Until you were able to put your arm around him. His tiney body was shaking.
"Arthur....please say something.
Seeing him cry now was torture. You were looking forward to this moment until you saw the test result and now he was crying in silence. He didnt even looked at you. His beautiful hands just covered his face while he was sobbing like a little boy.
"Oh Arthur, I thought....I really thought this would make you happy,too?!"
Arthur uncovered his face. His puffy eyes glanced at you with love "Are you kidding me Y/N? Of course I am happy. I was never happier in my whole life! Oh my god. I am....I never felt this way before. We are going to be a family! This is all I ever wanted in life. Thank you for making my dream come true!" Arthur fell into your arms. His head resting on your shouders as tears of happiness ran down his face.
Now you started crying too.
"Oh god, I`m so glad. So reliefed. You`re going to be the best daddy ever. I love you so much, Artie! So incredibly much."
Arthur kissed you softly on the lips. Traces of his clown make up covered the corner of your mouth.
"You know what? Tomorrow I`m taking a day off and we`ll have a beautiful picnic in the park. Just the two of us. Out on a date to celebrate this! And when we`re back home, I´m going to tell my mum!"
You smiled "Your mum didnt even knew you had a girlfriend. She will be shocked."
"So what? Its our life! And our desicion. We will be looking for a new home anyway."
"Yeah" you wiped a curl out of his face.
"C`mon, honey, lets get in and relax for the night."
Arthur took you by the hand and soon you found yourself all cuddled up on the couch. Arthur on your side. Skin on skin. His breath behind your ear. His hand caressing your belly.
"So you think its going to be a boy or a girl?" he asked you while his fingers gently moved in circles. He lit some candles to make it even cozier for you.
"I dont know" you whispered "I would love a son who looks just like his father."
Arthurs hand on your tummy felt so calming. Like a charm that made your child feel loved.
"And I would love a daughter who is just as precious as her mother."
You smiled.
"I promise I will try my best to be a good dad. I will make our kid laugh as often as possible and teach him or her how to do magic tricks and I´ll dance to make the child feel better. I will try anything. to be.....good enough! I`m gonna take good care of our baby."
"I know you are going to be amazing. Who wouldnt love to have a funny clown as a father?"
Arthur leaned in to kiss you "I promise you, I will find a job as a stand up comedian so we can afford much more than now. I`m gonna make it work. "
"I know we will Arthur. The two....no. The three of us together."
Arthur pulled you even closer to his chest. The warmth of his body lulled you in as you drifted away into sleep. The last thing you`ve heard before your eyes closed was Arthur whispering "Sleep tight, little angel" while he placed his lips on your belly to kiss your child good night.
#arthur fleck#arthur fleck imagine#arthur fleck x reader#joker arthur fleck#arthur fleck imagines#arthur fleck fanfiction#arthur fleck fanfic#joker#arthur fleck fluff#joker fluff#joker fanfiction#joker fanfic#joker imagines#joker 2019#joker movie#dc#fluff#pregnancy#baby#family#love#joaquinphoenix#joaquin phoenix joker
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White Room
Sydney Novak x fem!reader
warnings: i mean, y/n and syd get half naked but thats abt it
a/n: this is one of my favorite songs i used to skate to it so much. also, depending on the character and imagine, i can take gender preferences!! all good ! (and thank u, i love lana sm)
prompt: anonymous: “For the event: Sydney Novak + “probably saturday”! (Could you make it x fem!reader? Or are they all x readers? Not too sure how this works haha sorry.. If not just do whateva! I like your writings a lot so I trust you! Also I love the Lana quote in your bio! )”// White Room - Cream
“Okay, but why are we taking the tracks to your house?” Sydney asked while you pulled her beside the train tracks, tripping over rocks in the dark. You groaned at her question and continued ahead.
“Jeez, Syd, it’s like you’re not even listening!” You stomped and rolled your eyes. You weren’t actually mad, you were just being dramatic. “We can’t let my neighbors see us, they’re gonna snitch on me for sneaking out.” You explained to Sydney, but she was just barely listening to you. She was zoned out, dreaming of what a relationship with you would be like. “Got that, Syd?”
“Uh-yeah, yeah, sorry.” She bit her lip, feeling bad that you repeated yourself again and she wasn’t listening. You pushed her shoulder jokingly and shook your head.
“I’m only joking. Come on, we’re almost there.” You waved your hand towards your house and marched over, looking forward to getting back to your cozy little room. It was pretty cold out here tonight. “One thing I hate about Pennsylvania at night: it’s always fucking cold. I know it’s nighttime, but it’s like the sun never shines here.”
“Here, take my sweater.” Sydney was quick to hand it over, you didn’t even have the time to reject it.
“T-Thanks.” You smiled and pulled it over your head. She admired how cute you looked in her clothes and reached out for your hand.
“How much farther?” She tilted her head towards you while she laced her fingers with yours.
“Only a few more minutes. See that lamp post over there?” You pointed and waited for her to nod. “My house is right past it. Do you like cats?”
“Uh, yeah, sure.” Syd shrugged.
“Good, we have a cat named ‘Tiger.’ He’s really sweet, but he likes to sit in front of the door, so make sure you don’t step on him.” You informed Syd and she laughed.
“Oh, well maybe I will step on him. Just to teach him a lesson, you know?” She joked with you, making you gasp.
“No! That’s my baby!” You whined into the empty night.
“I’m only kidding! I’m sure he’s the sweetest cat ever.” Sydney pointed to the lamp post you showed her earlier. “Wanna race to your house?”
“You have no idea which one it is.” You thought about it for a second, then took off. You figured that you’d be able to win this one, but Sydney caught up to you pretty fast.
“Well, that was rude!” Her voice was uneven with each step. “Hope your neighbors don’t spot us!”
“Come on, come on!” You pulled her to the side, nearly knocking her down and dragging her to your door. “Sorry, but here we are!” You whispered. “Come on, get in before we wake someone up.” You tiptoed up the stairs and shit the door behind Syd. She took a look around and honestly? Your room was kind of boring. Bare white walls, black curtains, twin mattress, a few shelves with knicknacks thrown onto it.
“Cute room.” She commented, setting her backpack on the floor.
“It’s a work in progress.” You shrugged and started to undress in front of her. “Hope you don’t mind me dressing in front of you. I just really need to put on something comfy.” You threw your shirt and pants to the side and Sydney froze at the sight of you. “You okay?”
“I like how your bra matches your underwear.” Sydney spit out and turned bright red immediately after. Why the fuck would you say that, noooo, Sydney, noooo.
“Oh, yeah?” You did a little spin around for her. “I just got this set. It makes me feel powerful.” You struck a pose and laughed at yourself immediately after, and Sydney joined in in an attempt to forget her embarrassment. I couldn’t get much worse than that. “Are you gonna get dressed into some pajamas, too?”
“Yeah, I’ve got some.” She unzipped her backpack and pulled out her clothes.
“If you don’t feel comfortable dressing in front of me, you can use my closet.” You pulled on a pair of shorts and a tank top. When you turned around, Sydney was already half-naked.
“Thanks, I’m good.” She actually only brought a very oversized flannel and buttoned it up.
“You actually pull that look off pretty well.” You laid down on your bed and admired her clothing choices. “Could you turn the light off and lay with me?” Syd complied and laid beside you. The street light illuminated your room a bit, just enough so that you could see Syd in front of you. You brushed some stray hairs out of her eyes and looked into them. “Can I tell you something?”
“Anything...” She whispered while held her breath.
“I think you’re really pretty.” You admitted to her and the speed that she sat up was almost inhuman.
“Like—in a friend way or in a more-than-friend way?” She asked for clarification, scared that she was getting her hopes up for no reason. Her heart was beating faster and faster waiting for your response.
“The second one.” You clenched your jaw, hoping she felt the same way and you didn’t just confess your feelings to someone who didn’t feel the same way. You closed your eyes and waited for a response from her, and you definitely got it. You actually got her lips pressed against yours, it startled you a bit.
“You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to do that.” Sydney told you, but before you could even say anything, she kissed you again. You laid down on your back and Sydney sat on top of you, almost scared to stop kissing you, like this was her only chance. But all good things must come to an end. “Sorry, I think I went a little overboard there.” She laid back down next to you and grinned like an idiot.
“Would it be weird if I asked you to go on a date with me tomorrow?”
#sydney novak imagine#sydney novak x reader#sydney novak#ianowt imagine#ianowt x reader#ianowt#i am not okay with this x reader#i am not okay with this imagine#i am not okay with this
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Uhh warning VENT!!! Talks about self harm and shit... also religious bullshit and gender bullshit??? Like I'm really trans and also Catholicism really fucked me up so if ur uncomfy with that just... skip this post. Also if ur Christian and can't handle seeing ur shit defaced then skip this post. Also if ur gonna clown on this post as "cringe atheism" then fuck you because I'm literally coping with pain lol
:readmore:
Anways now that the disclaimer is over... here comes the real shit.
I... have been going through a LOT lately, jesus christ. I was HAPPY today, yknow? I thought I was gonna be happy the whole day.
I was dancing today. That's how happy I was. For the first time in like... a whole year... I was really so happy. I thought I was gonna cry. But then I got home. And well,,,, I did cry. But not from happiness. I just got my math grade back. A fucking 49 percent. MY AVERAGE RIGHT NOW IS A 57 PERCENT. I MIGHT FAIL MATH 20. I MIGHT HAVE TO RETAKE IT. oh my god I'm such a failure I cant do anything ever i try SO fucking hard but honestly??? I cant fucking do this. I can't, I'm not mentally capable. "Just work harder"... BITCH I AM WORKING AS HARD AS I CAN. I AM SPENDING HOURS AND HOURS OF MY LIFE STUDYING AND PRACTICING. I'm starting to think that how hard i try doesn't even fucking matter because I'm STUPID and all i know how to do is PAINT SHIT!!!! NOBODY CARES ABOUT ART!!!! IF I FAIL THIS CLASS I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO HAVE A HOUSE IN THE FUTURE!!!! A HOUSE!!!!!
I dont even want to be a fucking orthodontist. Okay??? I wanna do what I love: painting. But NOOOO. I have to get a "respectable" job that will "pay me enough money to live". WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO MAKE MONEY TO LIVE??? WTF??? THATS LITERALLY SO FUCKED UP. everyone deserves to live (unless they like murdered someone? I guess? Idk) BUT LIKE I DIDNT KILL NO ONE SO WHATS ALL THIS BS ABOUT WORKING TO LIVE???? WTF??? I rly gotta do all this shit I hate, all this shit I'm mentally incapable of doing... so i can have a house. Fuck this. Yknow with my average at a 57... I might fail this class even if I get a really good grade on my next quiz. Can you fucking believe it??? I'm literally so fucking stupid I cant even pass a dumb fucking math class god i hate myself. I cant fail this class. I've NEVER failed a class. Almost failed... but never HAD TO RETAKE A CLASS. that's the ultimate failure. I think my parents would hate me if I failed this.
And on top of that... I'm really struggling with uhhh, dysphoria and body image... and it's so fucking horrible man I want to rip all my skin off I want to suffocate god I want to KILL him I want to MAKE HIM SUFFER. I want to gouge his eyes out and force him to eat them. WHY WOULD HE MAKE ME LIKE THIS????? WHY????? WHATS THE POINT IN MAKING A CHILD SUFFER SO MUCH???
What did I ever do that was so wrong I deserved all this punishment???
Well FUCK YOU and fuck your stupid book and FUCK THESE STUPID FUCKING SAINTS. WASNT THERE SUPPOSED TO BE A WHOLEASS ANGEL WATCHING OVER ME?? PROTECTING ME??? WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT BITCH NOW?? WHERE WAS THAT BITCH WHEN... when I was being bullied? When I literally wanted to kill myself?
Where was that guardian angel when I kept making THE SAME MISTAKE over and over again and I KNEW it was wrong but I kept doing it anyways because it was the only way I could feel like soemone cared about me????
I bet that angel motherufcker KNEW they didnt care. DID THE ANGEL EVER ONCE HELP ME??? NOOOO. all those times I was bruised and broken... all those times...
Man, I was just a kid. I was SO fucking young. And I would come like a lamb to the slaughter and kneel. I would pray... ask for guidance. I would pray the rosary too, I would read the bible and try my very best to understand it, I would go to church and volunteer at church and do my best to be a Good Boy and never sin. I did EVERYTHING right. I literally fasted at some point, like a religious fast. I was devoted...
Honestly though? I think it was the same mistake I make over and over again, except not with a real person.
And you have me NOTHING. GO GIRL, GIVE US NOTHING!!!!!!! I literally used to self-punish for the sins I couldnt bring myself to confess. At my communion, there was one sin I didn't tell because I knew it was unforgivable. I still hate myself for that. But man, I used to try and do all sorts of things to somehow cleanse myself of it. I figured THAT whole ordeal was why I was constantly being tortured.
But I was stupid and I am stupid and that makes NO SENSE because if the thing I'm being punished for happened when I was a child, WHY DID THE PUNISHMENT BEGIN AT MY BIRTH????
They used to tell me that god handcrafted every part of me specifically for some sort of grand reason.
Why.
Really? This bitch really "handcrafted" me just so I could cry and cut myself nearly every night??? Fuck that. Like why would you make me this way. It hurts more than you can IMAGINE. The only reason I'm not dead yet is because of ME, MY strength, not any of the bullshit YOU gave me. I hate when people say "oh, god made u so hardworking" or "oh, god made you so passionate/hopeful/full of love/fiery/whatever" LIKE STFU BITCH THAT WAS NOT SKYDADDY THAT WAS ME!!!
you wanna know what he made me?
dysphoric, ugly af, yeah.... but the worst part?
He made me feel.
That doesn't sound bad, right? Well it's the worst thing on the list. It is my downfall, my Achilles heel or whatever. This emotions shit??? It RUINED my life. My whole life I was cursed with a fucking monster inside me. I kept trying to tell everyone that it wasnt me!!! I kept telling them that it felt like I was being possessed. But adults are SHIT. I hate adults. I want to kill them all. They failed me and their god failed me. None of them every listened to me. All they knew how to do was punish, punish, punish.
It's like giving an allergic kid some peanuts and then getting angry at them for going into anaphylactic shock or whatever. Nobody ever thought "hey, why don't we stop giving the kid peanuts?"
ALL THE ADULTS AROUND ME ACT LIKE CHILDREN AND THEY ALWAYS HAVE ACTED LIKE CHILDREN FUCK ADULTS
Anwyays that's how I ended up with all these unresolved issues,.... emotion is a tough one, like I literally dont have the ability to control my emotions at all, I can try and like, repress them but I cant make myself actually feel less.
My emotion hurts more than anyone else's and nobody ever understood that. I would tell them that it hurts, it PHYSICALLY HURTS, and they would say I just wanted attention. I would tell them I literally couldnt control what my body said and did, I would tell them I felt like A PUPPET ON STRINGS and no one believed me. Fuck them.
Healthy coping mechanisms? I literally self ship with Snape to cope. I literally self ship with characters my brain made up and put in my dreams to cope. I used to hurt myself so much trying to feel loved and cared about irl. Fiction is so much better. I sound like a loser but its TRUE. The sort of thing I need, the sort of love I need is like... a parent. You can't go looking for a parent in a romantic partner, it fucks everything up and you end up... well, let's just say it proabbly wasnt the most legal thing, but I wasnt thinking strisght at all I mean dude I was So fucked in my head when I did all that...whatever...anyways so thank u for fiction!!! I love fiction. Want to kill someone? Draw it. Then you'll feel much better!!! And you dont go to jail!!!
Well the pics here... idk, it was really calming to do this. It's new, painting over religious shit. I was gonna do the whole bible but I already burnt that shit so.... and I was going to cut but I'm trying really hard to stay clean... like really hard. It's so weird and like, addicting, once I hit styro I don't want to stop, but also it kinda transfers the emotional pain to physical pain, making it way easier to deal with. I just can't keep doing that because I KNOW it's bad and look I thoguht I was clean for a whole year but then I fucked up and WOW, GUESS WHAT MADE ME RELAPSE??? MATH CLASS!!!!
Whatever anyways here are my wonderful works of art I made while crying and cursing god (like I'm so pissed at all this catholic bs I believed in him again just to swear at him lol)
.... but imagine for a moment, a better world. One in whcih these saints whose images I've defaced are actually good people... a world in which they SEE ME AND THEY HEAR ME... and I go unpunished.... and I am embraced by someone who UNDERSTANDS.
I think I would cry.
Too bad that world doesnt exist and I just made it up to try and feel a bit better. Whatever, whatever. I painted the things, they're gonna dry. I work hard, I'm gonna do good on my quiz, I hope. I just have to be making it through, that's all it is, work work work without a break but I can proabbly do it. I'm really slipping I admit like the mental health is slipping it's getting worse like I havent had a "fuck I am afab" moment in such a long time so yeah...
Anwyays I feel so much better now that I did my little art project yknow???
#ughhh#parent your fucking kids#religious bullshit#adults dont fuck up the children you are in charge of challenge#religion don't fuck up trans kids challenge#good dick really breaks a motherfucker#vent
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my thoughts on ‘The taking of Dispach 9-1-1′
this was SUCH a good episode from start to finish! *pulls out a slide show* Now i’ll show you breaking down every. single. scene-
jk lmao...unless?
spoilers below the cut!
lord. have. mercy.
these hoes are givin me major heist vibes
tiffany bby ur the driver but for me to acknowledge you as such you better be Letty Ortiz good hun
wow these thugs are a lot my organized than i first thought like i know they was carryin guns but i aint know they was packin this much like damn
Oceans 8 who?
so i wanna know where they just...got a cop car???
OH HELL NAH Y’ALL BEST NOT MESS WITH TERRY
I MEAN ANA MAY BE HIS SISTER
AND SHE MAY BE MAKIN MOVES ON EDDIE
BUT IN THIS HOUSE WE LOVE TERRY FLORES SO YOU GET YOUR GUN AWAY FROM SUNSHINE BBY
it’s kinda funny rewatching this scene when you know what’s about to go down
like i’m cacklin like ‘oh shooooot dramaaaa’
but i’m also like ‘SOMEONE GRAB JOSH AND RUN’
“temporary maintenance, happens all the time” cool cool cool
i’m not freakin out you’re freakin out
josh and maddie are like friend goals i love their dynamic like yoooo
hi yes could you please get that gun away from terry’s head i would really appreciate it.
OMG SECURITY DUDE NOOOO
wow ur like the only line of defense in the dispatch center and they just kicked ur ass
is this where our tax dollars are goin??
fly high josh’s mug, fly high
that absolute look of fear on his face tho, still breaks my heart
josh russo defense squad post up homies
“i love you, howie” nope nope nope didn’t like it the second time either
when that gun went off
LET ME TELL YOU
i just,,,waited for the blood to start comin out of terry
thank god it wasn’t him
good scene lmaooo 9-1-1 writers i hate you all lmao lmao
“bees are the least of your troubles here, sweetheart” I HATE YOU DUDE
someone call mama grant please
“we’ve got dispatch” i do not like this ma’am i’d like to speak to the manager
“you’ll shoot us” man shut the hell up-
“no, we’ll shoot the person next you you” this dude is insane
lookin like mr.clean’s evil cousin LMAOOOOO
“you only do something like this so you can do something...worse”
um whAT-
“you’re being paranoid, she’s fine” CHIMNEY NO NO NO
i don’t think i’ve ever thrown this much popcorn at my tv in my life
as chimney said “don’t do it man” just picture a 5′5 lightskinned girl tripping over her blanket while yelling “DO IT CHIM, DO IT!” and you’ll have me
“sorry, we are experiencing a high call volume” BITCH MORE LIKE A HIGH CRIME VOLUME SOMEBODY GET MAMA GRANT DAMNIT-
*screams* BUUUUUUUUCK
HI BBY
ooh nice shirt, i guess pink isn’t the only color that suits ya
he looks good in all the colors
whole damn snaaaaack
not to be an idiot on main but seriously, who watches the watchmen?
“i miss like an earthquake or something?” lmao chim is a whole vibe
“wait....why are you calling 9-1-1, is everything ok?” paired with that cute adorable concerned face he made is making me cry ok we don’t deserve buck T-T
“she’s at the call center, what could happen?” AT LOT ACTUALLY
OH THANK YOU JESUS IT’S ATHENA FUCKIN FINALLY
*cries* mama grant you won’t believe the day i’ve had
“he’s my husband” LMAOOOOO WHAT
whoa tiffany we’ve already had our fair share of mail bombs here that bet’ not be what i think it is
THE PACKAGE IS VIBRATING AND BLINKING TAKE COVER-
ohhhhhhhhhh
it’s just takin out the security systems lmao
“technical difficulties” BITCH MORE LIKE CRIMINAL DIFFICULTIES
“i bet this woman really thinks you’re...worthwhile.” JOSH BBY DON’T LISTEN TO A WORD HE SAYS EVERYONE LOVES YOU
ahaha thanks i did not need those flashbacks it hurt enough the first time
“a woman called about an omelet, i dispatched an officer”
“to the restaurant?”
“not exactly”
???
“i tried calling josh, but no answer” aww josh and buck are friendssssss :)
JOSH HAS BEEN ADOPTED BY THE FIREFAM PASS IT ON
:0
JOSH YOU GENIUS
YOU SMART SMART CINNAMON ROLL
MAMA GRANT IT’S TIME TO MAKE SOME MOVES
“nO NO CHIMNEY DON’T HANG UP!” i shouldn’t have laughed so hard
oh great he’s hastily grabbing his jacket. he’s about to do something rash and irresponsible
....someone call eddie.
that’s some good heist music right there
the bad guys look stressed....good.
“you’re here so i can keep an eye on you and make sure you don’t do anything foolish” BUT YOU LEFT BUCK
OK BUCK I LOVE YOU BBY
BUT YOU HAVE THIS HABIT OF TURNIN INTO SPECIAL AGENT 007 REAL FAST WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ARE IN TROUBLE MAN
LIKE
HE’S THE ‘EVERYONE BEFORE ME’ MEMBER OF THE FIREFAM
mama grant i ain’t questionin your authority or nun but like???
WHY WOULD YOU NOT KEEP AN EYE ON BUCK TOO?
HE’S THE MOST LIKELY CANDIDATE TO DO SOMETHIN STUPID
thats some reckless drivin there buckaroo
buck who were you tryna fool tho
athena only knows one golden retriever dude in this city who drives a grey and black jeep
“ok now, don’t be mad” LMAOOOOOOOO
HANDS DOWN ONE OF MY FAVE SCENES
HE KNEW HIS MOM WAS PISSED TOO LMAOOOO
athena’s look is sending meeeeee 😂😂
omg my god😭😂
“hey buck”
“...hey chim”
athena has some dumbass kids yo
the best part is, she knows it
the way mr. clean broke his neck when dude said ‘police cruiser’ LMAOOOO
“and if it’s not normal?”
“we’ll find out”
*blasts boss bitch*
i love the way buck is kinda concerned for his mom tho
and athena’s just like ‘it’s no sweat sweetie i do this every day’
“shoot her”
BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO
YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH
I’LL TELL YOU THAT
“shoot her, now”
try her bitch, see what happens to yo ass.
the 118
the call center
the entire fandom
we will collectively end you
“we got a report of a code 77″
THANK GOD THAT GOT ATHENA OUT OF THERE
what is a code 77 you say?
“ambush, proceed with caution”
well it sure nuff aint indecent exposure
*boss bitch keeps playing cause that was super smart for her to give out a code 77*
“maddie is smart, she can take care of herself until help gets there”
HELL YEA SHE CAN
SHE KICKED DOUG’S ASS SHE’LL KICK YOURS TOO
“they’re not gonna wanna leave behind a room full of witnesses”
i’m-i’m fine, i swear-
“killing people, your solution to every problem”
excuse me? do i hear morals??
they’re really fighting each other
they some grade a stupid right there
there’s no way they are pullin this off
terry
terry what are you doing
TERRY
RUN TERRY RUN GO GO GO
OH SHIT
JOSHHHHHHHH
i thought they were gonna shoot terry
BUT JOSH CAME THROUGH IN THE CLUTCH
wowwwwww dispatch is a lot more badass than i thought
these dudes are hard core
OH
OH JOSH NO BBY
THAT LOOKS LIKE IT HURT
aii square tf up mr. clean we don’t hit josh here and you gon have to pay for that one
the way everyone is just quietly sobbing tho
it saddens me
“I need another thirty minutes”
i’m really enjoying watching this dude’s plan crumble around him
swat posted up aii i see yall
“we’ll try to get eyes in a damn windowless room”
well when you put it that way it sounds like this is hopeless
“i’m sorry i thought you were crazy”
“i’m sorry i wasn’t”
wow i don’t think i was supposed to laugh at that
and chim bein concerned for maddie is literally one if the best things ever y’all.
completely unrelated note, anybody else see bad boys for life?
“yeah i’m ok, my ears are just ringing a little” with the TEARS and the SNIFFLES and him SMILING THROUGH THE PAIN JOSH IS TOO PURE FOR THIS
“why do you think we asked for so many RA units?” BITCH I KNOW YOU FUCKIN LYIN
for those of y’all that ain’t kno, RA units are rescue ambulance units
way to reassure people, lady
it’s like she said ‘everyone might be lightly shot by the time this is all over’
“so you are worried. it makes sense, cause all your friends keep dissappearing are they even in the same building?” WITH THAT LOOK OF STRAIGHT SPITE DAMN MADDIE BUCKLEY, DAMNNN
we stan the BAMF BUCKLEYS
“oh my god, LINDA??” lo key thought this was real for a second
“latex! is there latex in your gloves?” greg come on man you planned a heist you can’t be this stupid
SURPRISE! LINDA IS ALLERGIC TO BEES
ENJOY YOUR EPINEPHRINE ASSHOLE
OH
OH WOW
WOW DISPATCH
Y’ALL JUST-
WOW
EVERYONES GOT GUNS AND EVERYTHING OH MY GODDDDD
GIVE IT UP FOR DISPATCH
you know it’s really funny, cause tiffany ain’t nowhere to be found
“next one goes in your head” OOOOOOOOOOOH SHE’S A BOSS ASS BITCH BROOO YESSSSSSS
(i know, two different songs, but ya gotta admit, it applies)
“you don’t get to die”
i just-
hands down, most powerful line in the whole episode.
it’s an odd form of vengeance, saving the man that attacked you multiple times from the release of death
that’s what it would’ve been tho
a release
he would’ve died, and he wouldn’t of had to pay for any of his actions
but instead, josh saved his sorry ass
so he gets to pay for this in the land of the living
the best revenge, actually
and, josh saved a life
he’s worthwhile
“i’m not goin back” well i knew mr. clean was gonna die from the beginning sooooooo
“we’ve got dispatch” and it’s finally over
i’m kinda bummed that we didn’t get to see SEAL!buck or the rest of the firefam but we got BAMF!dispatch and that was enough lmao
kudos to those off duty dispatches as well, like y’all just walked past the dead body and moved on from the whole hostage situation to do your already stressful job
CHIM’S FACE WHEN HE SEES MADDIE I AM SOBBING
THEY SAID MADNEY RIGHTS Y’ALL😭😭😭
this hug is everythinggggg
lo key buck watching from afar breaks my heart ahaha
“she already has everything she needs”
....this is tea for another day, but...
buck, you do know people need you as much as you need them, right?
....right?
still not over that hug tho
ayeeee wassup bobby!
how was the camping trip i was extremely against?
oooooh i love the crime recaps!
i may or may not have been like buck in the bank episode when he said ‘i’m some confused, can you start over’
...ahem....
“wait....you didn’t round her up too?”
ok listen....
while i don’t condone stealing and and the extreme amount of violence they used,
i do condone outsmarting men that think less of you because you are a woman
you are a boss tiffany, and i’m actually kind of sad you got caught
“tiffany was the real mastermind” can i just.....
*BLASTS BOSS BITCH FROM THE ROOFTOPS CAUSE WOMEN OWNED THIS EPISODE! THEY WERE SO DAMN BADASS*
thanks 9-1-1 writers for that, btw.
gotta admit, as much as they rip out our hearts and stomp on em, they know what they are doin
jake you shady shady bitch
ngl tho both plans were solid
maybe if it was done completely by women it would’ve worked :)
“looks like your trip’s been delayed...by about 5 to 15 years” athena you got the best lines yo
jake f’ed up the other plan too lmaoo
like i said, if it was all women, they would’ve pulled this off
and they end it with madney
gosh i loved this episode
So! These were my thoughts on 3x14! Let me know what you think, and hit up my ask box if you want me to post my thoughts on another episode! Later taters!
Oh yeah, if you liked this you can find my thoughts on ‘Pinned’ here!
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Depressed Human.
Today... Was a difficult day.
The whole day, you slumped with a large weight on your chest. It dragged you down, dragged you til you felt like crawling. But you continued onward, had to, needed to.
Today was a day you wish never came, but it came nonetheless. The amount of pain it produced caused your heart to cave into itself, your brain fogging with nonsense, and your ability to process anything dwindled to nothing.
You didn’t desire to talk to any of your friends, to do your hobbies, work even took a large tool on your shoulders. Though you could crack a genuine smile at your favorite pictures, it only lasted for seconds before you felt like breaking.
For once in your life, you didn’t have the Passion to hold anything. Forced your movements with a fake smile and hoping no one would ask about anything.
It was only until after you were face to face with a familiar tall Skeleton monster, did you feel your mask start to crumble.
“Hey, Russ... How’re you doin’?” Trying to muster as much cheer as you could, you smiled tiredly up at the being.
“s’good, jus’ headin’ out fer a bite...” He motioned in the direction with a soft grin on his fangs. “wanna join?”
Normally you would tag along, listen to his stories of whatever had happened during the day.
“No, thanks... Not into paying your tab for you.” You joked softly, forcing a soft chuckle out.
All you wanted to do was get into your comfortable bed, curl up with some music, maybe have a few drinks to swallow your pity, and sleep.
Russ simply stared at you with a quirked brow raised, a normal flirty smirk on his fangs absent as he narrowed his sights on you.
“ya sure, Darlin’? got a nice, silly story tha’ might make ya crack a perty smile.” He tried to bargain with you, a natural bribe that would work...
...If you hadn’t had just lost someone close to you.
“I’m sure, Russ... You tell the sweethearts I say hey, alright? I’m-... Just going to chill for a while.” You stuck your hands into your pockets with a grin you hoped was teasing. “Any new ladies there, you hit on them twice as hard so I can hear ‘em swoon from here, huh?”
Due to being in the relationship you were in, you had always found it absolutely hilarious that Papyrus, the Hounddog, could always talk his way into anyones lives. Flirtatious ways or not, he was a smooth talker.
It was more hilarious when his flirtatious ass got ahold of a very clingy fangirl... You’ve had to chase a few away for him, but he would never learn his lesson. Then it became a game, see how many he could get into a Fanclub about him at the bar...
To say that more than half the city was involved should say something.
With only knowing him for a few months, it was quite amazing how a Monster could do that. It never could work on you, you were as stubborn as a mule when it came to your relationship... Thankfully he backed off of you when telling him that, because he had became someone trustworthy to talk to when you had no one else... He was a good friend.
“oi, no promises... bu’ it’d be twice as good if ya had th’front row to it, huh? ‘sides, got th’whole silly shit on cam...” He took his phone out and wiggled it. “’n don’ say ‘send it’ to ya, cause i need, absolutely fuckin’ need, ta see tha’ face of yers in real time morph.”
“Another time, huh?” You smiled, feeling your heart give a hard stutter that time.
You were getting close before braking, you needed to get home.
Russ gave you a once over, before he gave you a pat on the top of your head.
“allright... bu’ ya need me, ‘m jus’ a call away, huh?”
“We’re neighbors, Russ... You’re more than a few feet away.” You huffed, amused.
Even if you were trying to hide your cracking voice behind what was left of your facade.
“fair ‘nough, Darlin’.” He shrugged. “catch ya later, huh?”
“Yeah. Later, Papyrus.”
You both walked opposite ways... Running in your case.
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It was about 9pm and you were nursing your second drink with your favorite soda and alcohol. You added extra, but the first one you skipped from buzzed to straight up tipsy.
Thats what you get for not eating...
Looking to your cell phone as you sat at your desk, you saw a few missed messaged. Grabbing the accursed item, turning it to silent, you tossed it to your bed with an annoyed huff. No one needed to know about you, no one needed to poke their nosey little noses into your world while you’re breaking!
You watched youtube, smiling and laughing at your favorite Let’s Players with their friends, watching adorable videos of random baby animals, and any other video that would take your mind off of anything.
The whole time, your face was red, wet, and eyes stung. By your third mix drink, you didn’t know if it was due to laughing so hard at someone tripping and falling down the stairs or you were legit crying at what today was.
After so long, after such a painful decision on your part; Your patiences had run thin, your heart broke for the last time, and the darkness in the room felt so ungodly welcoming; You were done.
You broke from the simplest thought; ‘I’ll never love again.’
You felt your chest shake with a sob as you felt the hole in your heart becoming larger.
A knock on your door made your uncontrollable fits of wheezing and sobbing quiet down, covering your mouth as to silence your lost self.
You were in an apartment... Perhaps you had become too loud? They would just simply say something off a warning, wouldn’t they?
...You don’t care.
Turning your laptop off, you crawled into your bed and covered up, leaving the rest of your mix abandoned. You’ll muffle your noises with the pillow from now, your heart pulsing in pain as you whimpered quietly under your sheets. Hoping to whatever Gods above the person would just talk and leave you alone.
When the knocking stopped, you gave a shaky sigh of relief. Grabbing your phone, you were determined to see what everyone wanted... But your mind was distorted, you could barely type in your passcode correctly.
...Maybe you made your mix drinks a bit too strong...
Never were a good drinker, anyways. The only reason was to allow yourself to focus on certain things, to relax after a hard day, or just purely to become silly. You were a good drunk, a silly drunk, kind that enjoyed to have fun.
It would only be if your mind went into the darkness that you could fall quickly to being a sad one... But you had a good control on your emotions.
Couldn’t down them like others you knew. Couldn’t still function like Papyrus when he could down about 10 strong monster ones.
That had to have been more magic... Could that liquid even effect him? Oh my god, what if he just pulled a show and had some sort of bucket or something inside his clothing to catch all the liquid!?
No wonder he could outdrink so many people! Had to be a cheater...
You found yourself chuckling at the memory, only to rub your eyes to dry them. Everything sucked... Why did you drink again? To swallow your pity? If anything, it was making you feel worse...
“Emotions suck, man...” You groaned into your pillow, hugging it hard as you tried to stop another onslaught of sobs from why you were drinking.
“i’d say, ya had me worried, Darlin’.” A husky voice startled you, making you yelp and jump.
Sitting up, your turned your head to view a fuzzy Papyrus standing in your room, wearing a black turtleneck with dark jeans, his chains jingling softly as he walked over.
“Paps-... Wha-” You narrowed your dizzy vision, the room spinning from getting up too fast.
“somethin’ was goin’ on outside, some rooms were kicked in. a bit of anti-monsta humans apparently rushed inta th’partment buildin’, lookin’ ta fight... uh, s’i called ya, hopin ya weren’t-... well, hurt.” He sat at the edge of the bed, his weight barely registering to you as you sat on your knees. “when ya didn’ answer, i uh-... heh, came as fast as i could...”
“Th’fuck... Hooman jerks?” You slurred. “I uh... Been in m’room th’ whole time, doode. Didn’t ‘ear nuthin’. Well, cept a few knockins’... bu’ they stopped.”
“yeah?... tha’s good.” He sighed, but looked confused about something.
Your eyes narrowed before you pointed accusingly at him, wanting to call him out on his drinking bullshit before you forgot!
“Cheat!”
Papyrus gave a disbelief look in his sockets as he watched your face, then huffed with amusement. “...you drunk, Kitten?”
Your cheeked puffed and you pointed right back at him again.
“Don’ change subject... Ya cheat!”
“okay, okay... th’fuck did i cheat in, Sugah?” He purred, poking your pointed finger with his own as his fangs turned upward in a smirk.
“Drinkin’, ya cheat everyone in drinkin’!...” You playfully swiped his hand away, your scowl quickly erased by your smile. “Bet ya had a bucket inside yer body t’catch the stuff, huh!?” Your eyes went down to his midsection, curious if you could get a hint of a form of a bucket or anything.
You slumped, not seeing one.
Papyrus began to laugh, his voice ringing like bells to your otherwise ringing head.
“oh, noooo... how’ja catch me? thou’t I had m’game all covered, not a lick spillin’ of m’secrets...” He cooed, leaning back on the bed with his smile.
“Just makes sense, I’m onta yooh!” You smiled cheekily, only to blink and rub your eyes, traces of wet tracks still on your face. “Fook, why you here ‘gain?”
Papyrus didn’t answer.
“Paps?”
“y’know... ya never call me Papyrus or Paps unless yer really under some type’a stress.”
You bit your lip, looking down at your pillow as a hand grabbed your blanket.
“S-...sowrries.” You grumbled, playing with your sheets. “T’day wasn’t good, didn’ want company...”
“mmm... welp...” His weight lifted from your bed, and you were hoping he would just do his disappearing act to leave you.
Leave, just like many others.
...Oh god, don’t you start-
He picked you up swiftly, bundling you up in your comforters as you squirmed to protest, but his arms were too quick for you to push off.
“H-heeeh?! P-Paps, th’fuck--” “yer adorable as fuck bein’ drunk, now i see why ya didn’ wanna try ta outdrink me, Darlin.” Papyrus gave you a mocked cradle rock, making you growl but it was lost to a soft laugh as his fingers wiggled into your side from the blanket, making you squeak from the sudden tickling. “such a babe.”
“I swears t’god, if ya weren’t m’friend, I would smack you!” You squirmed again, trying hard to undo the blasted blankets to make your point to free your arms.
“mmmmm... ya could try, bu’ ya couldn’ hit me, even if ya were sober.” He chuckled at your attempt, walking you out of your room and somewhere else. “‘sides, ya seem to be a bit-... bundled up, Kitten.”
“S’no fair! An’ s’no fair you can pick me up! I can pick ya up, too, y’know!” You began to succumb to his holdings, feeling oddly soft the more he held onto you.
“oh, m’so sure ya can... always an Alley cat, tryna prove yer point.” He once more gave you a rock. “bu’, lemme baby you a bit, huh?”
Your brows furrowed as you glanced at him. “Why? I ain’t blubberin’ er nuthin’...” You sulked into the cocoon blanket, forcing the blankets hood up over your head as you glared at him.
What was he up to?
“nah, thats where yer wrong.” He said, pointing at your chest with his free hand. “can hear yer fuckin’ Soul thrummin’ like a damn siren. if ya can gain my attention, then yer’ll gain otha’s. ‘n trust me, Kitten, a monsta would love ta fuckin’ eat ya up.” He sounded serious, dangerously so.
You stilled in his grasp, your eyes going wide.
“Y-you-... You gunna-” “ya want me ta?” Papyrus gave you a large cheshire grin, and your face instantly flushed more than any alcohol you drank during the night.
“i’d rather gobble ya up than hear some otha monsta did it... heh, ya jus’ too damn cute, Kitten.” He came close and nuzzled into your temple, hosting you up into his arms a bit tighter.
...You were trying so hard to bury your face into the blanket, trying to get away from his cooings and nuzzling, you just seemed to have become lost in a dark tunnel.
Only Papyrus deep chuckle made you peek from having your eyes closed shut tight.
“Kitten, i’m jus’ jokin’... c’mon, i’d rather beat th’fuckers up who try ta eat cha... i mean, yer taken, right? gotta protect-”
....Oh... That did it.
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Papyrus had taken you to his own apartment, into his room as your sniffling was settling down. You hiccuped and managed to squirm your hands up and over your eyes, covering your face as you whimpered softly as you could, but no doubt looked a mess. You curled into the blanket harder as Papyrus seemed to have sat down, sitting you down in his lap.
His arms were wrapping around you securely, a boney hand coming up and gently running down your hair in a means to soothe you, his jaw against your head.
“oi, s’okay... i’m sorri’, Darlin’... i didn’t-” “N-no... S’okay, like ya knew, ya damn dork...” You choked, a dry laugh coming out as it was replaced by a hiccup. “... m’sorry”
“what’re ya sorri fer? th’fuck? nah, don’ say that.” He chided you gently, running his hands over your scalp. “ya wanna talk ‘bout it?”
Talking would feel good...
You leaned into his touch, his hold, curling up more as you hid your face down into his shoulder, a hand grabbing his sweater as you hiccuped once again.
“N-...no... Not now-” You whimpered as your chest gave another hard twist, making you twitch and push against him more.
God, it hurts... It hurts so much! Why?! Why does it-
“...ya were bonded, Kitten...”
That made you come out of your thoughts. Scrunching up your face, you looked up to Papyrus. “Bonded?... Like-... Like Soul bond?”
“yup... ya were Soulbonded ta yer-... well. ta ‘em.”
“...But-... How? We weren’t-” “Soulbonded is different than yer regula human customs.” Papyrus tucked your hair behind your ear, leaning back as he rubbed soothing circles on your back.
“when ya Soulbond, it’s-... it’s confusin’ really... plenty of different types, lemme say... bu’ wha’ yer dealin’ wit’-... it’s a type dealin’ wit’ Mates, the best kinds. if ya feelin’ strong feelin’s fer one ‘notha, ya can create a Soulbond, even if ya were far away from th’otha.” He softly sighs, digging into his pocket for a smoke. “it jus’ takes one visit, fuck; one phone call, ta cause yerself ta Soulbond wit’ ‘notha human... s’easy, unlike wha’ monsta’s gotta do.”
After lighting it up and taking a drag, he continued. “Soulbond fer any of ‘em hurts, bu’ what really hurts is when ya separate th’metaphorical string tha’ ties a couple together. siblin’ bonds can be tied, broken, and retied like how Sans ‘n i have... cause we’re stuck wit’ one anotha, we’ll always care fer th’otha. bu’ Mates?... oi, tha’ shit can be dangerous.”
“...Dangerous?” You parroted.
“mhm... when ya love someone, truly adore someone, yer tied. bu’, if they don’ love ya back or someone cuts th’strings, it can hurt so bad, some monsta’s have Fallen Down from it.” He took another deep inhale of his smoke, blowing it out as it danced and took your attention with some more than questionable cloud shapes.
As if they were beginning to tell a story within the smoke.
“ya see... i neva tried any deeper fer ya cause i could see how thick yer string was wrapped wit’ someone else’s was. s’was tied, like a lil’ ribbon wit’ a bow. whoever ya loved had loved ya back jus’ as much... them strings, there?” He pointed to the colorful threads beginning to form. “when their a certain type of thickness, they can be pretty hard ta break. so, th’thicker th’connection, the harder it is fer someone t’come along ‘n break it.”
You choked on a sob when images danced in the smoke, imagines you knew that were you and the one you broke up with, the beautiful strings of both color traits entangling the other almost lovingly.
“means tha’ ya both protect th’otha. when a monsta sees that, pretty much ya ain’ gunna be fucked wit’. our kind respects such a sight, ‘n it kinda makes more than some of us sick ta our Souls. s’was rare in th’Underground... thou’, wit’cha hurtin’ and yer Soul wailin’ as it is, wit’ the string cut ‘n th’Mates string slowly evaporating... well, yer gunna be attractin’ a lot of attention.”
The smoke began to darken, lighter orbs of pairs shown up in the darkness surrounding the two, looking as if they were eyes staring as the two figures separated. Your jaw was clenching, and your heart was wailing to not leave the other.
But it was already going, already done, the strings between the two dissolving as if a bridge was being burned between the two.
“a monsta is made up of Love, Hope, n’ Compassion.” Papyrus waved a bony hand through the smoke, separating one of the figures and waving the other side away. “bu’ the problem wit’ us is tha’ we’ve turned... we’re corrupted, so we got a few screws loose... n’ when a Soul is wailin’, it makes a creature-... well, thirst fer th’ corruption of ones Soul. we desire ta take ahold of it, cause it’s in a vulnerable state of mind tha’ some can’t help but-”
Papyrus’ hand began to curl around the now curled figure, who seemed to be sobbing on the ground, his finger traced over the silhouette and you felt your whole back shutter with something unknown.
“-want ‘em fer their own.”
Once his hand came around, you suppressed a yelp as it felt your whole body was feeling as if it was being wrapped around. Your heart was stuttering in your chest, your glare moved to Papyrus who was looking at the smoke with an unreadable emotion.
“...they’ll come ‘n ‘gobble ya up’... y’know what i’m sayin’?” His expression softened as he turned his face down to you, the feeling of being squeezed left as his hand rested on your knees.
You could feel yourself shake under the blankets, new sets of tears on their way as you tried to process what he was saying.
“So... Vulnerable Souls attract-... Monsters, cause they like the Lost?...” Your shaking was speeding up, gulping thickly. “Th-they-”
“whoa, whoa.. calm down, Darlin’. i ain’ gunna hurt’cha.” He chuckled softly, the noise helping ease you.
But not entirely.
“yah, monsta’s will come ‘n try ta gain ya under their arms. they crave that, ‘n some will hurt th’humans worse afta they get what they want, maybe do it ta keep ‘em. bu’ some...”
Papyrus began to undo the blanket from your shoulder, shifting you to sit up right as the blanket fell from your shoulders. He cupped your tear tracked face, looking into your eyes with such intensity that it made you forget your heart turning in pain for a moment.
“some of us... wanna heal more than harm...” He softly whispered, bring you into him softly. “not all monsta’s are crazy... i gotta say some would wanna cage ya up, trap ya in their area, go fuckin’ psycho... bu’, i’d rather... heal ya, Angel.” He softly breathed against your lips, his thumb brushing against your cheek as it wiped away some tears in its wake.
“B-but... That-... Heal how?...” You managed to ask, pulling away slightly as he tried to lean more into you.
Papyrus’ eyes flashed with something that was too quick for you to catch, but his hand came down and gently hovered over your chest, where your heart was twisting with pain and felt as if it would explode.
“heal... yer Soul tha’s singin’ such a sad, sad song, Angel... ‘n out of all th’ monsta’s from Underground... i’m th’one ya need ta help heal ya th’best...” He purred softly.
You squirmed a bit, trying to pull the blanket back up, but his other hand rested gently on your side, a soft shutter rolling through your body as a gentle pulse of heat began to cover your body.
...You didn’t realize you were sighing in relief as Papyrus pressed his bony palm against your heart. The warmth surrounded you like a blanket, what felt like flames nipping the bottom of your heart was racing away the harmful knives, making you take a deeper breath.
“O-oh... Lord, Russ?...” You tried, bringing your hand up and gently grabbing ahold of his wrist. “R-russ, what’re-”
“ya feel th’heat, Darlin’?...” When did his skull get beside your ear? “tha’s jus’ how m’magic is... allow it ta wrap ya up, i gotcha... s’allright...” He was talking so gently...
You felt your mind becoming foggy, your body relaxing back into that hold of his that was becoming a quick comfort.
Nuzzling into his vertebrae, you sighed in relief once more as you felt his overwhelming magic softly enwrap you more... And more... It was becoming too warm, but for right now-...
You didn’t care.
He was making your heart stop hurting, could feel some sort of humming coming from the contact of his bones that synced with his magic pulsing through you like harmony. It was beautiful, could feel every single part of your body that had the slightest bit of pain, throb ever so slightly before it vanished under his touch.
Then, you felt tired.
So tired.
You drifted off in the comforts of bones, clinging onto him like a lifeline.
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The next day, you woke up in the same bony arms wrapped securely around you. You were in a different room, the curtains were blacked out as you shifted. Your head didn’t even hurt from what you drank, and you glanced down to your chest where you felt a weight.
A smile escaped your lips as Papyrus was laying right on top of you, his skull rested just above your heart. It had a small stifle of pain, but it was quickly chased away by something warm...
It was chased away with Russ’ magic.
Gently, you rubbed his skull. He moved a bit, but otherwise stayed fast asleep on you. You gave a soft chuckle and decided to fall back to sleep with him.
Today... Was going to be a better day.
Couldn’t wait to see what Russ wanted to show you, either.
#Self insert#Depressive story#Swapfell Papyrus#A friend in need#A friend indeed#Soulbonding explaination#...Hm#A bit yAnDeRe there Russ?#Nah not even#...Maybe#Lolol#I just wanted to feel soft and needed a possessive take on it#I really wonder what Russ had on his phone#Probably something from doing Truth or Dares ;)#Happy ending#...Did you get Soulbonded to Russ?#Quite possibly#And tbh i would be okay with that#A fucking rebound story ftw
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KATSUKI💣
,,,
Anyway I didnt say it to upset anyone and you dont have to worry about me. I just didnt wanna hide it
... Changing in the locker room is gonna be so awkward now hahaha,,
🌟 size hero Yuu 🌟
It’s alright
I’m glad you shared it with us,,
Yamikumo
Yeah..
KATSUKI💣
...
Well! There's three of them so, like, haha,
maybe I'll text a tattoo over them
or fill them in! with our colors!
Hahahaha
Yamikumo
Noooo
No you shouldn't do that....
KATSUKI💣
,,,
I'm really not okay with this lol
Yamikumo
You really shouldn't be I
Thats
Damn it I can't speak
Theres this Villain thats been... Harassing the 'other' verions of us...
They, er, thats like the mark they always use
KATSUKI💣
Oh
KATSUKI💣
... Do they have a mark too
Yamikumo
I don't really... Know
They have a blog, thats about all I know
KATSUKI
...
Cool...
I love blogging...
Good way to pass the time...
Yamikumo
..?
KATSUKI💣
,,,,,,,,
Yamikumo
Katsu...
KATSUKI💣
What's the link to the blog
Yamikumo
....
KATSUKI💣
....
Ok
fine
Yamikumo
Nonono I got it
I just..
I don't want anything worse to happen I..
....
http://v-mystery.tumblr.com/
There.
[ Yamikumo is away ]
🌟 size hero Yuu 🌟
Oh no
KATSUKI💣
....
Yamikumo
[ Yamikumo is online ]
....alright
KATSUKI💣
Wow I'm right there huh
Yamikumo
...yeah
KATSUKI💣
...
I got injected with something huh
Yamikumo
.....yeah
🌟 size hero Yuu 🌟
This
This isn’t good
KATSUKI💣
... I googled it. the name of the
wow
Yamikumo
What
KATSUKI💣
I think I should go to the... hospital?
🌟 size hero Yuu 🌟
I think that’d be a good idea
I uh
This might be dangerous so
Yamikumo
Please do
Should we go with you
Or
Should we tell the teachers??
KATSUKI💣
,,
Yamikumo
Katsu?
🌟 size hero Yuu 🌟
Are you okay dear ?
KATSUKI💣
I'm just.
... reading...
Yamikumo
We still need to alert someone
Right??
Hopefully our adults are more competent than theirs.
KATSUKI💣
...Ok
Here's the plan
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
and throw up.
and then I'm gonna go to the hospital
idc what you guys do
I'll text you when I'm back
🌟 size hero Yuu 🌟
Okay
Stay safe
Yamikumo
I'm telling Aizawa-sensei then
KATSUKI💣
Ok
Thanks
I'll try to I guess
KATSUKI💣 has logged off
Yamikumo
Yuuchan?
I think we do need to tell the teachers but I
don't really. know what to do.
🌟 size hero Yuu 🌟
Yes,,
This is quite the predicament
I don’t
It’s
I don’t know what we can do
To stop this
I’m
Scared heh
Yamikumo
I knew about it
I knew and I didn't tell you guys
I expected them to, like, hurt me if anything I guess?
It'd matter less if they had
🌟 size hero Yuu 🌟
Hey Yami
It’s not your fault
I understand and it’s okay
We do know know and
We’ll
Find a way to stop this
Eventually
Yamikumo
You guys would have been more alert, though
I
nevermind
This is stupid
This conversation isn't
It's stupid....
Sorry
I'm sorry
🌟 size hero Yuu 🌟
It’s okay
I’m
I’m sorry I didn’t do anything
Let’s just
Gather our thoughts for now
Yamikumo
You didn't know
How could you have
done anything
🌟 size hero Yuu 🌟
Your right but
I haven’t been around for anything
If I had
Maybe payed attention I could have
Seen it myself ? I don’t know
I just feel guilty
Yamikumo
You shouldn't
I mean
You guys haven't been as. involved with these other people like I have
I just
It's not even the being unaware thing that bothers me
Yamikumo deleted four messages
...either way, we need to talk to the teachers
🌟 size hero Yuu 🌟
Yeah, we should,,
Yamikumo
...should we go now?
🌟 size hero Yuu 🌟
I guess so
The sooner the better in this case,
Yamikumo
Yeah
...I'm sorry for loading dumb shit on you, Yuuchan
You don't deserve that
I'll meet you in the common room?
🌟 size hero Yuu 🌟
No no it’s okay
I’m here for you
And yeah, I’ll see you there
{ 🌟 size hero Yuu 🌟 has logged off }
Yamikumo
[ Yamikumo has logged off ]
#katsuki.log#yami#yuuchan#drugging tw#[[ Bruh this conversation... Killed Me ]]#[[ it was just such a good moment to write out with the three of them... and all their dynamics.. like... Fuck ]]
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Over in #highbloods, Bijoux, Vadaya, Kua, and Merrem sit and discuss pale promiscuisity, the risk of getting scabies, Kua's horrifying teeth, Merrem's horrifying dining habits, and if anyone is allowed in on Bijoux and Vadaya's in-jokes. (No.)
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warning, the following has mainly snarky (and possibly furious) opinions on Spirit of Justice. Reader discretion is advised.
ok guys. its the final ending for REALS this time.
Amara’s been shot after lying for approximately half a decade, boobs AND secrets were exposed, Dhurke was momentarily a good father and everything is exhausting.
now, for the actual final chapter of this ball-gripping tale.
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“If she did shoot Amara, she’s not gonna get away with it!! Not on my watch!!” ok apollo do remember that youre still an unarmed foreign man with an occupation that makes you an outcast and also you’re 5′5″ up against a literally queen with followers proven to kill for her
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a 50/50 chance of survival
so an Engarde/Vera/Hostages situation then
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“...That Ga’ran! Justice will be served.”
ok APollo’s dialogue writers have officially opened the Stock Phrases barrel.
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ok so Rayfa... maybe knows she’s Amara’s daughter? if so i love her like 10 times more. she actually put 2 and 2 together.
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“...How are YOU, Horn Head?”
BLESS HER
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Datz: :( Dhurke is dead guess the revolution is over
yeah i guess there’s nobody to defend you from pulling bullshit like throwing firecrackers at kids anymore, is there, Vore Machine? Cause I doubt Behleeb would stand for that shit.
yeesh. talk about weak ass resolve.
when Mia died Phoenix didn’t wallow in depression, he got his ass up and went to defend her sister.
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Datz: Hey Apollo! Because I’m a lazy fuckwad, if you don’t prove Ga’ran guilty, the revolution is over and our country is doomed! Good luck!
god even when he’s actually taking things seriously he’s a shithead. like really? if the trial goes south, that’s it? no more revolution? despite how much the trial has /already/ done to rile up your supporters?? what kind of a revolutionary are you?!
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Ready or not, here comes Justice!
god yes lets end this
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hey where’s Sadmad
maybe he went with his mom to make sure they didn’t just kill her at the hospital.
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ohhh. i see. they haven't announced it yet but thats actually pretty clever of her– Sadmad’s the final blockade to fall. Accuse him of the murder, carry off Amara to be ‘healed’, and then uh... do nothing about the rebels because apparently they’re not even interested in a revolution anymore.
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yeeeeeep it’s sadm–
SEXY PAN UP SHOT FOR NAHYUTA
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hey Perceive you should be kicking it about now.
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well that IS leading the witness, apollo.
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y’know, considering Ga’ran is a monarch, she could pardon Nahyuta for his crime. I mean, he’s still useful to her.
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“The law, Nahyuta? Or the queen?”
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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“problematic testimony”
s top... using that word... pls
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“The holy mother does not condone killing in her name” but her sister’s name??? fuck yes murder that shit up
just say Lady Kee’ra told you to do it and you’re off the hook sadmad
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ok... so Dhurke rescued Amara when Nahyuta was ten, (15 years ago) and he met her at that point. Apollo got shipped off to America when he was nine... And since Nahyuta is a year older than Apollo, that would make that the very same year. Ah– and confirmed by Apollo himself. Guess he just missed her.
“Sorry Apollo– I’m getting my wife back and we need your bed... See you in 15 years!”
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“Mr. Justice. Know that Dhurke sent you away so that you would not be caught up in the life we led.” oK??? but why didn’t he send Nahyuta away too? it’s literally been stated that Nahyuta was totally outcasted, and even worse, now we find out he had to live constantly on the run. A ten year old.
Why not send Nahyuta off to America with his brother, and bring them back when everything was safe?
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Apollo: But Dhurke said that pic was from 23 years ago!!
tbh i have no idea why theyre still trying to cover up Rayfa’s true parentage. cause i dont think the shame of her being related to a rebel really matters at this point.
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my brain is pea soup
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“If Rayfa comes out as the daughter of Dhurke, everyone will hate her like they hated me!”
...except we just got done basically freeing him of all wrongdoing and that was the end goal of the revolution, thus making this utterly meaningless.
...wait. this isn’t the only thing Garan was threatening to do to Rayfa, was it???
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holy fuck. thats it. no threats of murder or assault; just “ill tell everyone that her dad’s Dhurke”
despite the fact that even IF she got kicked out of the royal family, she would still be the next queen since the queen Must be a spirit medium, and Rayfa is the only other medium in the country??
but whatever, i ... fuck it, whatever.
this is just a straight up rehash of Simon and Athena anyway, preceded by a rehash of Trials and Tribulations.
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“You are an innocent party in this”
damn right she is
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“I just gave up overthrowing the queen because she said she’d tell everyone your dad was a bad man”
good fucking lord, no wonder the revolution didnt get anywhere. NOBODY believed in it, even from the fucking start.
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god the longer this goes on, the less afraid I am of Ga’ran. hell, considering the police’s skill level, i could probably just deck her in the face and then sprint out the door and id get away with it.
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Apollo: The Edgeworht I knew–– fuck, the Simon I knew–– shit, fuck, damnit–– The NAHYUTA I knew would NEVER let himself be turned into this!!
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“This hope in your heart is what binds me, Dhurke and you as a family”
yeah whatever
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boy everyone really WAS depending on Dhurke. No Dhurke, can’t do shit.
thats just... depressing.
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“I have to protect her from being outed as the child of Dhurke!!” he yells in the middle of court surrounded by witnesses who can probably figure this shit out for themselves
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“..............Really? Nothing at all? Could an exceptional lawyer like Dhurke try that long and really uncover nothing at all? He had over two decades, Apollo.”
IM WHEEZING
I KNOW THIS ISN’T WHAT HE’S SAYING BUT IT FUCKING SOUNDS LIKE HE’S SAYIGN “uhhh i fuckin did it in SEVEN years"
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oh my god!! oh shit!!
thank god real-life physics dont apply to fire-smoke in the AA universe or else lil baby apollo would be dead in like 2 seconds
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OH MY GOD OH NO
APOLLO JUST STRAIGHT UP FLIPPED OUT OF HIS ARMS
I HOPE HIS SWADDLING IS REALLY PADDED
JESUS CHRIST
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noooo god. now I'm genuinely distressed
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why'd Rayfa bring up the lighter evidence?? thats not something to do with Jove’s last thoughts
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“Someone attempted to assassinate Queen Amara by settling her residence ablaze”
me: who's the motherfucker in the shiny thing
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hrhrhhghg looking at baby apollo is hurting the horrible gremlin mother inside me pls let me just find the contradiction soon
ᶫᵒᵒᵏ ᵃᵗ ʰᶦˢ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ ᶫᶦᵗᵗᶫᵉ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰ ʰᶦˢ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦᶰ ᶫᶦᵗᵗᶫᵉ ʰᵃᶦʳ
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OH ITS A HAND
OHHHHHHHH
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>ENHANCE<
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“Peasants”
whoa go back to old timey tumblr your malevolence
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“It shall still be I who shall decide Rayfa’s fate.”
uh pretty sure you won’t cause your guilt just got proven in front of tonnes of witnesses and the rebels can legitimately just whisk Rayfa to safety right now, right? like. you’re not queen anymore. you lost. Rayfa is already queen at this second if Amara doesn’t make it.
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“The child lives only by my good graces”
ok at least we know murder was on the table. but also Ga’ran you’re literally dead on the spot you can’t do this anymore
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does she uh. maybe know anything about Russian history, perhaps..? if i was her id be sneaking out the back way real fuckin quick
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well Sadmad its a little less impressive that youve finally decided to defy her when there’s literally nothing left to defy but... meh.
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“I believed protecting your secrets was in the best interest of his kingdom...”
WHY
WHAT
WHY??
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“In all this time, not once did I reflect on my own conduct -- for I had believed all was fate”
did he just admit he happily acted like a fuckhead under the excuse “oh well, fate’s fate! better be an enormous shithead!!”
yeah, Sadmad?? doesn’t fucking fly.
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the DD’s salute looks like they’re catching a kiss
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( Now, if we could just prove Ga’ran’s guilt... )
YOU JUST DID. YOU HAD A FUCKING WITNESS
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“For the cuffs could have been stolen and used without my knowledge”
you have actual octopus hair
you’ve visibly threatened the life of your own daughter
everything about you is evil and your shit system convicts people on a dime
id say witnessing those cuffs is enough evidence.
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oh i just realized Sadmad and Amara do the same head-down hand-symbol pose. cute
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“we gotta find the clothes– if we can, then–”
oh god. oh god. i dont like where this is going
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siblings unite to piss off auntie
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oh god
oh god
OH GOD
CORPSE CLOTHES
SHE STRIPPED AND REDRESSED A CORPSE
I DIDN’T WANT THIS
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“Because even Monarchs aren’t above the law.”
hell yeah
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"Haha. If you convict me, Nahyuta will die for using fake testimony to protect me!”
a) it was under duress, i’d say thats exempt from the law
b) when you go, you’re no longer the queen. you have no power to enforce a law YOU wrote. Amara/Rayfa will abolish the law and pardon Nahyuta
you really are grasping at moron straws aren't you??
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“I hate it too but its the law of the land. And as you said, nobody is above the law.”
you people have the brains of protozoa
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“She wants us to let her off scot-free? And yet, I don’t see any other choice...”
phoenix, ho-humming about how he had basically the same dilemma in JFA and he convicted engarde anyway
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babe,,, you cant make laws anymore,,, you lost. just give up jesus christ. er, holy mother.
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oh this is where the SEX! SEX! SEX! gif is from heheh
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garan if you kill them you’ll have a courtroom full of witnesses and even the most brainwashed of your subjects won’t stand for a straight up massacre
and if you dont want witnesses you’ll have to kill them all
covering that up’ll be pretty hard. along with the fact that this will only piss off the resistance more
you’re really spiralling here your malevolence
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oh my god we didnt need that to be voice acted
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HSHDGDJ
Phoenix: shut UP apollo!!! w-we’re gonna die!!!
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“I cannot lose you to the twilight realm too!”
aren’t you heading there together? ...that is kinda sweet tho.
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alright, enough griping– lets just treat this like a nice big finish.
this music is weird though i gotta say
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Apollo: time to face death and laugh!
Phoenix: heheh, yeah, heheh– [signalling to the gallery] TAKE CARE OF TRUCY FOR ME
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“Two auspicious creatures dwell within you– a fierce dragon and a virtuous Phoenix.”
im gonna assume the japanese version of the line was “boy ya got double the dragon power up in you”
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your playbook huh phoenix
heheh
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oh shit
logic
i forgot about that
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wow. i love that “the queen literally committed several murders, fraud and basically ruined out country” doesn’t mean anything, but “our queen doesn’t have magic powers” is enough to kick her out on the fucking spot
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as much as this ending is kinda stupid, i do appreciate the sheer amusement value of backing Garan into an impossible corner
sjkhdhjshj
and in front of her creepy guards
ur diarrhoea garan indeed!!
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“I want a lawyer!”
[bart voice] the ironing is delicious
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o man... I'm laugh
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the collective emotion here is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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hes goNNA THROW DOWN
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oh no she’s gone try
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“HRRRRGGH”
it usually doesn't involve shitting yourself but youre trying
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garan: [does the Macarena]
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ohhhh yikes
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“It seems... she now believes that she herself is the Holy Mother.”
oh boy.
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“Whyd she try to kill her sister??”
bro,,,,, it
never mind. also, Inga was actually going to stage a coup??
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wow this is just misty and morgan on a gargantuan scale isn't it
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OH! THEY MIGHT EXPLAIN THIS
“why did amara even listen to garan in the first place?”
“My mother is a gentle soul who loves her sister. So when Ga’ran told her to hide because Dhurke was out to kill her, she believed it.”
...
“What’s more, she did not wish to tarnish the name of her beloved sister...”
.......
“That is why she acquiesced so obediently to Ga’rans request to keep channeling for her.”
.............
“Until she fled with Dhurke and was told the truth, that is.”
wh––
“But since Rayfa was being held captive... I imagine Amara had no choice but to help cover up the truth behind Inga’s murder.”
THAT DOESN’T ACCOUNT FOR THE TIME BEFORE AND DURING HER PREGNANCY. WHAT THE FUCK WAS SHE DOING THEN!?
AMARA.
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“Well, that was a trial for the ages.” You said it, K-judge.
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“Dhurke... I hope you’re watching...” well you retconned people being conscious in the spirit world so no, he isn’t.
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“Nah, it was all you.”
baw, nick.
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here we go. here’s the phoenix/apollo interaction we’ve always wanted. its just a shame it has to be in this game...
maya: :D PRAISE ME TOO
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phoenix: trucy!? how'd you get here?
trucy: its maaaagic :D
edgeworth: i was nearly arrested at the airport for suspected human trafficking.
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D: RAYFA NO SAD
tbh rayfa is the best character here.
I'm literally actually smiling with genuine joy as she steps up to the queenly plate. may the Holy Mom bless and keep her.
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“Big B...B...”
BABY
“Buh..?”
“B-B-B... Br...”
SHES TRYING SO HARD
YOU CAN DO IT BABE
(cries)
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“straight through without doing any serious damage”
wow lucky shot
i wonder if this was the same guy who “sniped” the phantom
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you know... on one hand, I'm glad Apollo’s come into his own. But I also hate that he’s leaving the series this way.
It’s not the fact that Apollo is getting his own office, even in a different country– that’s not half bad. But the way they’ve left everything unfinished, and the way they’ve tossed his character around like a hacky-sack... I just can’t accept this as a “happy” ending for the character.
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wait why is the revolution still being spoken about– isn’t it over, technically..? i mean, they won... the rebuilding part isn’t really a revolution, is it?
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well anyway. I’m happy for Apollo, but not for Apollo Justice. you know what I mean?
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“I... I’m sorry guys... Capcom just can’t be bothered with me anymore. I’ll remember you fondly...”
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Klavier, from the Capcom storehouse: he WHAT
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“But someday... I’ll return to the US!”
[squints]
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heh... goodbye, Man Cub. you’re off to the human village. and as for us, it’s back to the jungle.
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“We must never stagnate, but continue to grow and change.”
HA
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phoenix: uh huh!!
god the voice acting... its so bad...
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Dhurke: hello son... I'm a butterfly now!
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oh no you dont– dont you dare play us out on a jazzy version of apollos theme >:T
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HEY I JUST REMEMBERED
NOBODY CHANNELED GOD.
I WANTED TO SEE GOD DAMN IT
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OH
baby Faith.
Datz: Faith! Grow up to be a horrible guy like me!
Faith: [tiny baby middle finger extends]
good child. he takes after his mum
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haha eat shit dickquill
..also who are you calling “old chum”
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aww pearly you can wear as many city girl outfits as you want ;w;
.......just no slim white dresses
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Sadmad: I know I’m a total fuckwad in court but does she have to call me a silly name :’(
sadmad... youre getting off so, so easy
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oh hey. this game didn’t end with an OBJECTION!
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“Don’t you think it’s about time we told them the truth?”
ohhh you mother fuckers. you absolute asswipes.
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huh... an after scene??
“Case backlog” jesus
...ohhh here’s the huh huh huh OBJECTION
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“From legal advice to investigating extramarital affaires– even yak milking!”
uhh
DJF ITS FREE
HAHA
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heh. i like it when you can use the mic for that.
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well, it looks like that’s the end. i made it through SOJ. I gotta say, I don’t feel anywhere near as soul crushingly miserable as i thought I would. I’ve got a lot to think about for my final thoughts... guess i’ll get to that tomorrow morning.
anyway– it’s been a pleasure writing all this shit and going through this whole thing with you guys– err, whoever reads these, haha.
I may come off like a dick, but honestly it comes from a place of deep, deep love for a series that's helped me in so many ways. Here’s hoping AA7 will bring us a new, crazy adventure.
so, i’ll seeya next time. possibly with a much more lighthearted play by play of PL VS AA :)
[deep inhale]
#soj spoilers#sulking over SOJ#iiiiits long#but not as mean as you might think#finally finished guys]#seeya in the next one!]
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Mercury Part 5
Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader
Summary: You have been homeschooled by your uncle Tony Stark for years, suddenly you’ve decided to attend public school, more specifically Midtown High. At this public school you acquaint yourself with a cute brown haired Spider-boy and his ragtag team of friends. You must find a way to juggle your school life and your hero life!
Warnings: Slow burn
A/N: Hiya everyone! Another day, another part! Things are starting to get intense at the tower. Btw I’m sorry that the story is slow in the Peter x reader department, but get ready cause things are coming up soon ;). Hope you guys enjoy! Don’t forget the tags and requests are open! Italics represent a thought. Thanks for reading!
It was the end of practice, if you could call it that. Peter and Ned were walking out of the auditorium while you and Michelle were farther behind.
“Hey, I have to talk to Peter about something. Do you mind if I go ahead?”
“Sure, let me be alone, all by myself.” Michelle droned with a sigh.
“Thanks.” Then you run up to Peter and Ned, walking in their pace.
“Hey Usain Bolt, what’s up?” Peter inquired smiling.
“Can I talk to you in private for a second?”
“Sure.” Then both of you look at Ned, waiting for him to leave. He stared blankly ahead then looked at both of you.
“Oh, I should go…“
“Yeah thanks.” You say, then with that Ned walks to Michelle and starts talking to her.
“What do you want me to talk ab-“
“Do you really work with Tony Stark?”
“Y-yeah why do you ask?” Peter scratches the back of his head, turning to you.
“Oh I don’t know,” You pause, assessing if it is the best idea to tell Peter that you’re Tony Starks niece, “Maybe because I’m his niece.”
Peter eyes become huge, and his cheeks started to burn bright red.
“Really? Thats strange cause I’ve never seen you at the tower.” Peter questioned.
“Nor have I seen you.”
“So are you going to tell me the truth?” You added.
“I-I’m not lying… you can ask him yourself! He’ll vouch for me.”
“Okay then, I will.” You smile then walk ahead to met Happy outside because you remembered to call him and tell him about the decathlon “practice”.
You open the doors to enter into the school and see the limousine Happy always drove. Not wanting to cause any attention, you quickly hurried down the stairs and ran to the car, opening it quickly.
“Happy, smash the pedal. Lets get going, and fast!” Happy speeds away from the school.
“Do I even need to ask.” Happy spoke up once both of you were far away from the school.
“I just don’t want people knowing that I have a personal limousine. Just from being in school for one day, I can tell you, I would have friends for the wrong reason.”
“But did you have to be so dramatic?” Happy asks.
“I wasn’t going to take my dandy ol’ time here! Practice was over and people were starting to walk outside.”
“You do know that there were other cars, meaning that people saw you. Meaning what you did was pointless.”
“Happy, you are so lucky you are sitting in the front because if you were here I’d-“
“So tell me how was school?” Happy asks hopefully diverting your attention to a different subject.
“It was… different I guess, but also neat at the same time.”
“How?”
“Well did you know that kids in public schools have to share locker rooms and have to eat crappy lunch? Cause I didn’t know that till today.”
“I’ve known that ever since I attended public school.”
“Oh I’m sorry if I disrespected you. I’m just little ignorant on the whole public school thing.” You squeal embarrassed.
“Its okay, I realize that. Why don’t we talk about the academic decathlon team? I bet they made you team captain.”
“Noooo, but they did say that I was going to be an asset on the team. Plus we get to go to Washington D.C. for a championship thing.“
“Washington? Don’t you have training?” Happy raises his eyebrow.
“I know that but I was hoping Tony would let me go.”
“Don’t tell that to me kid. You have to ask the big man.” Happy says while switching to a different lane.
“Hey guys I’m home!” You yell while walking into the living room of the tower, not seeing anyone there. Soon after Wanda, Natasha and Steve come in.
“Hey Y/N, welcome home. How was the real world?” Natasha asked while plopping herself on the plush couch overlooking Manhattan.
“It was good, I joined the academic decathlon team today.” You smile while sitting next to Natasha. Natasha was like a much older sister to you, of course you loved Wanda, Steve and Sam as much as anyone else. But you’d known Natasha since before you could talk. She and Tony were the first people in your life ever since your family passed, or at least that’s what Tony says.
“Good job kiddo, now you can finally mentor me in something.”
“Come on Nat you know you’re smart.” You nudge her shoulder.
“But is she really?” Sam comes in smirking.
“Oh be quiet bird-boy, you know I can out smart you and out fight you.” Natasha replies rolling her eyes.
“Do you want to test that theory?” Sam teases, wiggling his eyebrows.
“You are such a little pervert.”
“But you love it.” Natasha stands up ready to “fight” Sam.
“As much as I would love to see wrestle mania, I need to see Tony. Know where he might be?” You ask interjecting Natasha and Sam.
“The lab I think.” Steve spoke up.
“Thanks, I’ll be back guys.” With that you walk towards his office which was some lengths away.
“Hey Tony, I was wondering if you know this guy at my school. He’s super cute and he says he’s your intern. No that’s not good enough, I have to say it differently.” You murmur to yourself, practicing on what to say to Tony when you get to him. A little while after you finally figured out what you’ll say to Tony. You walk up to the door of lab and knock on the door.
“Enter.” You then enter the lab, with cool gadgets and trinkets. You’d been in the lab maybe once. That was when you were younger and the world had not yet encountered aliens from Asgard. Now, the world has encountered much more than that, so Tony’s collection of alien toys was one sight to behold. Tony was holding one of his blasters, putting some crystal inside of it. He then dropped his blaster and smiled at you.
“Hey there kid how was-”
“If someone asks me how my day was one more time I’m going to scream.” You interrupt Tony.
“Then I’m guessing school was worse than expected?” Tony raises his eyebrows.
“No,” you walk around the lab running your finger on the gadgets, “It was pretty good, I made some friends and joined the academic decathlon, like you suggested. But I need to talk to you.” Two of the same types of conversations in one day, fun.
“Is something wrong?”
“Nothing’s wrong it’s just today I met this boy named Peter Parker, who is also on the academic decathlon team, and he said he was your intern. Ihich I’m pretty sure he isn’t because if he is then I would have seen him around the tower somewhere, or you would have introduced us or-”
“He is my intern Y/N.” Tony stated.
“No, wait. Who? What? When? Where? Why?”
“Okay now you’re just saying the 5 W’s.”
“This is me trying to process what you just said Tony!”
“You don’t have to make a big deal out of it.”
“Just tell me what happened.”
“Fine, I’d seen a video on the YouTube- or whatever they call it- of the academic decathlon video of Peter, who I didn’t know at the time, was really intelligent. Smart enough to work for me, so one day I looked up where he lives to offer him an internship, met his really yet strangely attractive aunt, and the rest is history.” Tony lied.
“And I just so happen to attend the same school as him.” You gave Tony an incredulous look while standing against a table with your arms folded.
“Yes, that is purely coincidental. Happy now?”
“Whatever.” You huff.
“Good, now if you’re done-”
“Nope, I have one more question.”
“Then spill the beans missy, this little Iron Man has to work.”
“Can I got to Washington D.C. for the academic decathlon national championship?”
“That’s a joke right?”
“Tony! I’m not joking please the team said they needed me, and with Peter not going whose probably one of the best on the team, I need to go. My team needs me.”
“Well another team needs you as well.” You glare at Tony.
“Don’t give me that crap Tony! I haven’t been on the field before why would I be on now? What would there be terrorizing another city? Little goblins gnawing on people’s big toe!?!” You state raising your voice.
“I said no, end of discussion.”
“Fine.” You stand up straight and stormed out of his lab, slamming the door behind you. Instead of going the living room, you decided to go straight to your room. You clap your hands to turn on the lights, close the door and flop your body, face first into your bed. You groan loudly and squish your face into the mattress.
“Miss. Y/N are you okay?” F.R.I.D.A.Y asks, and if there was any emotion to her robotic self if would be at this point worry.
“Not really F.R.I.D.A.Y, how do you put up with Tony?”
“I mean I have to… I’m a robot.” You start laughing uncontrollably, making you much more gleeful than before.
“Did that make you happy?”
“I guess it did, I am still upset though.”
“Why not train or work out to relieve your stress.”
“Love to but I just remembered I have homework to do, yay. Maybe after I will.”
“That sounds like a good idea Miss. Y/N.”
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LR: what is UP
TF: EVERYTHING
LR: OH
TF: Halloween's in a few days and I'm ready for some (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ～『✧~*SPOOPS*~✧』
LR: i hope i dont die
TF: If you try to die on me I will grab your soul and shove it back into your body
TF: No friend death allowed!
LR: ??try
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LR: h o u r s
LR: i think my dealer sold me weed that was laced
TF: ∑(゜Д゜;) Do I need to come over?
LR: im??????? no
LR: im ok
LR: i made a smoothie
TF: Did I already show you what I'm wearing for Halloween? (◕ω◕✿)
LR: i dont know
LR: i in fact just forgot that i was on the computer at all
-- tapeFace [TF] sent the file "literally-the-coolest-ever.jpg" --
TF: Guess who I'm dressed like (⊙ω⊙✿)
LR: you look like
LR: ME!!!~
TF: YOU!!!~ (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ
LR: im gonna freeze half of my body
LR: and ill change the display n my eye
TF: (◕△◕✿) Cool! So you'll be a snowman for real, kinda!
TF: You gonna trick or treat or party?
LR: im gonna probably hang out at a friend's place
LR: she's doing up her shop for halloween and one of her roommates is going all out and like
LR: its legit
LR: i think theyre giving out candy
LR: im gonna steal like half of it so i can eat it when im healed
TF: That sounds like fun (´◠ω◠`)
TF: Wait, healed?
TF: Healed from what? (●△●✿)
LR: oh
LR: OH
LR: i got my jaw broke
LR: and then i made it worse
TF: WHAT!!!!!!!!
LR: so Flo wired me shut and confined me to a liquid diet
-- tapeFace [TF] can't type in enough all caps or exclamation points to fully express how much "WHAAAAAT!!!!!!" --
TF: HOW???????? (⊙∩⊙)
LR: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
LR: i got in a fight
LR: im just gonna come out and say it
LR: i was being a dick
LR: and trying to hurt people
LR: that i had no business hurting
TF: I feel like I'm missing something. (◕︿◕✿) That doesn't sound like you at all.
LR: mmmmmh yeah
LR: so uh
LR: have i told you that i used to be a slave
TF: holy shit
TF: No you never told me
LR: well yeah i was a slave most of my life
LR: my slaver was this blueblood chick and she had her one big enforcer guy who basically protected her and did everything for her but like. i didnt know back then that he was a slave
LR: i thought they were like concentual mates
LR: and he was the guy that kidnapped me and brought me to her
LR: so like i saw him a while back and i kinda snapped
LR: and he got away but then i saw him again with this chick
LR: and that resulted in a broken jaw for me
LR: well come to find out that one of my other friends actually helped him escape and he's living with her now
LR: and she set us up to like. talk things out
LR: and i found out that im an entire prolapsed asshole
TF: Well, it's not like you knew any of that until then. (◕︿◕✿) I can't really fault you for being a dick when you didn't know.
LR: well the thing is like
LR: he tried to explain things
LR: while i was trying to freeze him to death i guess
LR: im pretty sure he's terrified of me now tho
TF: (◕︿◕✿) oh. Yikes.
LR: i feel powerful tho
LR: the man who once kidnapped me and hauled me off while i tried and tried to fight him
LR: is afraid of me
LR: ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S HUGE
TF: Huger than you??
LR: he's like 7 feet tall
LR: probably almost 8 actually
LR: isnt being really tall like a purple thing
TF: (⊙︿⊙✿) holy shit he's a truck
TF: Yeah, that's what I always thought, but I guess not @_@
LR: then again
LR: i dont see a lot of jadebloods
LR: especially dudes
TF: That jade person that showed up at your birthday wasn't gigantic.
LR: yeah Flowers isnt a giant
LR: HEY UH WHAT DO I DO IF I HAVE A FLUSH CRUSH ON MY MOIRAIL
TF: (⊙△⊙✿) I DUNNO I'M TERRIBLE AT ADVICE
LR: D8
TF: UHHHH MAYBE TELLL YOUR MATESPRIT?? OR IS THAT BAD
LR: guess ill die
LR: mmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
TF: There's a name for that, isn't there?
TF: Feeling the same way for more than one person
LR: yeah but
LR: Max and I talked about it way before we even started dating and i know she wouldnt wanna be with me
LR: riparoni............
TF: D: Oh noooo
TF: Sorry I can't be helpful (◕﹏◕✿) I don't know what to tell you
LR: thats ok
LR: i guess ill just have to talk to them both about it
LR: ive never really been one to beat around the bush with feelings
TF: I hope everything goes well!
LR: me too
LR: idk
LR: i feel like my quads are all hecked up right now
LR: the only one i feel certain in right now is my black
TF: You and the bad doctor made it official?
LR: yeaaaaaaahhh
TF: (๑﹏๑✿) I don't talk to you for a while and I miss so much stuff.
LR: life moves fast
TF: Speaking of moving fast, Dad just went out a window. (⊙︿⊙✿) And I gotta go get him back before he gets into trouble.
TF: One night I have to get windows installed that he can't open
LR: oh my god go you turd
TF: Seeya!!
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