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sleazyjanet · 2 years ago

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"i hope nate returns to his old self" what old self? do you want him to be the sweet but unassuming, shy guy, is that what you want? because there's no old self for nate to go back to. he's growing as a person into a better version of himself that's neither past nor present and yet both altogether. traces of the old self mixing with the new and creating something better, someone confident and smart and sweet. someone who will be ready to make amends, likely, while hopefully also staying independent.

so he won't be "coming back", returning to anything. that would suck.

#it shouldnt piss me off so much #but nate is not 'coming back'#i hate that terminology #i bet yall liked him when he was unassuming and small #after all. theres SOOO many fics about him #specifically with season one nate #as a main character of a fic #right?#oh wait. no there arent #because he was not a Real Person for fans to CARE about #because he was a caricature. a comical character #and yall turned on him as soon as he insulted rebecca #or at least later claimed you KNEW from then #miss me with this shit #sorry for the tone but i'm annoyed #nate shelley #nathan shelley #ted lasso

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ghostlychaosfoil · 3 months ago

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congrats on every single crane wives song on being timebomb coded

#listenin got my crane wives playlist is like going on a hallucinogen #woahh these cranes timebomb animatics are so gooodd #oh wait they arent real #the crane wives #tcw #crane wives #arcane #timebomb #jinx x ekko #ekko x jinx #ekkojinx #ekko arcane #jinx arcane #musica

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karatekamania · 15 days ago

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genuinely have they broke containment from my silly little posting zone because i just found this on r/rhythmheaven

#WAIT NO I JUST NOTICED THE GLASSES DAZZLE #WITH THE STUFF FROM THE GAMES THE IMPLICATION OF THAT ARENT GOOD. OH NO

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buttercupart · 7 months ago

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im waking up i feel it in my bones

#SOrry i think maybe #HUAA #asriel dreemurr #poncho human #Oh yeag when the revived are brought out of their true lab test tubes a la test tube babies #their hair is often really long along w/ their nails bc frisk and alphys arent maintaining it bc they cant disturb the experiments #so cue a bit where all the humans are patiently waiting in line at the barber mere days after having physical homunculus forms again

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xxplastic-cubexx · 3 months ago

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friend notoriously bad at videogames said shed play marvel rivals with me tomorrow chat if i never post after tomorrow night its because a blood vessel bursted

#marvel rivals #snap chats #AT LEAST WE’LL HAVE OUR OTHER FRIEND THERE BUT god.#she funny as hell she just suddenly called me and was like ‘i saw your twitter. do you wanna play marvel rivals tomorrow’#and then she proceeds to be like ‘wait so who do you main. other than magneto’ Motherfucker with a capital M #NO I SWEAR IM NOT A ONE TRICK i really like wanda hawkeye and jeff….#NO SHE SAID ONE MORE THING SHE WAS LIKE ‘wait are charles and magneto the same guy’ and she tries to Just Kidding her wait outta it #Note whenever she says Just Kidding she’s trying to cover her ass I PROMISE I WAS LIKE /KAYLA. BE SERIOUS./#and then she was like ‘who’s the friendlier one of the two’#and then i had to hit her with the Technically People Think Theyre Both Varying Degrees Of Asshole. however charles probably wont bite you #and THEN SHE WAS LIKE ‘ok well you should draw magneto surprising charles with jollibees’ AND I. NO SHE THINKS MY EXISTENCE SURROUNDS JB #AND THIS GAL HAD THE GAUL TO BE LIKE ‘oh do you know how to make it since its a big part of your culture’#i was flabbergasted frankly. ‘oh you guys really like jollibees so you know how to make it right’ i screamed #LIKE ????ISJAJSJSJSJ i cant stress the anomaly this girl is i wish you all could meet her so you understand me #AND LIKE SURE I LOVE JBS but she only ever mentions puto and jollibees to me like kayla. there is more to PH culture than that sjKakss #its really funny with the ??? shit she says i cant lie #she was all ‘oh is the winter soldier in the game ? you should play him hes cool :) and from jersey :) ok well his actor is but—‘ LIKE DKSKS #‘snap arent you being a little mean’ no trust and believe AND I HAVE WITNESSES #i have stupid amounts of stories with her. like she tried to excuse being dumb by sayin shes a capricorn #we’re literally both capricorns and she was born two days before me I Cannot. Do You Understand Me.#anyways. she said i should stream me playing rivals would anyone care about that #i kinda wanted to …. i think it’d be fun…. plus i miss streaming :(#ok byebye for now my bros almost home and i said id let him play so i could work on comms #i mean thats assuming he wants to play. if not uhhhhhhh #anyways BYE. ill tell yall how the game goes tomorrow night if i dont die of a stroke #again at least our other friend’ll be there so someone can laugh at my pain

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helpmyinterestsareverywhere · 2 months ago

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Lloyd Garmadon - assigned she/he by a subconscious part of my brain apparently

#*gets a notification about one of my Lloyd figure Ebay deliveries*#“oh cool she's on his way.”#“...wait-”#ive been thinking about Lloyd & his gender for a while tbh lmao - i guess rhis is my final answer #had the “Oni arent one gender & can shapeshift & gender apathy & stuff” thoughts #and had been playing around with ideas #and here we are #she/he gender apathetic lloyd garmadon please and thank you #hmiae rambles #ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago lloyd #lloyd garmadon

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nenoname · 4 months ago

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me: oh i totally get it if some folks dont jive with same coin theory, plus it's strange to conceptualise at first--

me when i see people call it lame:

#is it any more lame than bill just becoming a bird after a decade of waiting #they dont understand the poetry of bill creating his own end in the form of someone he despises yet gets everything he wanted!!!#sounds like 'i didnt know about the axolotl poem and was oblivious to the bill reincarnation for the past 8 years' talk!#y'all need to appreciate a good ol bootstrap paradox!!! love me some time shenanigans!#also the funniest thing i've seen when folks were denying same coin theory was #'oh that's a paradox so that clearly can't happen!!!!'#as if both time travel eps arent entirely bootstrap paradoxes that literally points the paradox out #and the fact that soos and stan met is one too!!!#...which then makes any canon divergent aus where dipper and mabel dont make it to that ep have the timeline fall apart lol #but everyone forgets about that so whatever!!!#....yes i have beef with the inconsistencies of time travel in the eps but whatever #..........if the kids replace themselves when time travelling then what about the baby versions in 2002--#could you imagine time travellers pig with a billion time duplicates of the kids tho lmao #my point is a paradox brought this family together canonically #defying time and space and lifetimes and trauma theyre all silly goobers together!!!#anyway here's me grumbling cos it was a plot thread left out for years that we were meant to discuss/think about #too bad we didnt expect the 'bill is too busy in theraprison to get reincarnated rn' twist

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nexo-nex · 1 year ago

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Ever After High fans tuning in every Friday to hear the new AI generated Sims 4 radio station sounding ass song

#ever after high #eah #b.txt #we are desperate for content arent we #and im still waiting for a proper explanation abt why tf are these still up on stream services #but oh well

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harvestmoth · 1 year ago

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okay last one. au where nothing goes wrong at all ever (a lie) and melia venam gay moment

#i like this game a normal amount (also a lie)#everyone should play now do it now please #pokemon rejuvenation #oh another thing about twitter. makes me sad i cant yell about things in the tags there like i always do because there are no tags there #if i wanted to id have to make it into a thread and im pretty sure people read those. so awful #i mean not that i say anything worthwhile here usually but still. no one reads this here. i could yell my thoughts if i had any #anyways about the au :] i have no idea how it would work #i have no thoughts ever at all i was just replaying the game and the one little line melia says at the picnic made me sad #the one where she says its her last day in gearen and asks the player to go with her to gdc #and then she just goes ah nevermind that was weird of me to ask #and no… wait come back… id love to go to gdc with you… :[#and thats where that idea came from. idk where the rest of it came from though i think ive been cursed or somethinv #and also something something her saying shes afraid to go to gdc alone only for her to end up in the past also alone sometging something. ow #my thoughts are very coherent i promise (no they arent)

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scarysanctuary · 3 months ago

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you guys are so funnyyyyyy, i hope i never become "normal" and not "disgusting" so that i can keep upsetting people by shipping controversial ships, because really, what am i doing other than existing? worst case scenario youre right, and i do have personal issues and i am working through it/comforting myself through fiction, right? what is so wrong with that? I havent hurt and wont hurt a damn soul by shipping "weird" fictional couples.

#morality police #travis x laura #so many of my fav pairings are hated so yeah i am used to it but seeing ppl encourage censorship on AO3 of all places is just ironic af #critiques are: that they didnt interact that much. lmao where is your imagination then (i think they had the MOST interesting scenes)#the age gap is too big: irl yes there would be complications and questions of intention and morality. BUT THEY ARENT REAL GUYS #i find older men attractive so its part of why i like him. rather than an issue. im entitled to be attracted to anyone of a legal age.#he locked her up for months/power imbalance: yes tht is true but again thats why i like it. watching them overcome issues is thrilling #oh and that we are all teenagers (am not) that we are psychos (definitely not) tht we are sicko/fangirls (ok well tht ones true)#but i know there is no convincing anyone that is small minded and judgmental. u dont have to like it too but why are you casting aspersions #and yeah im late cuz i waited to buy the game. i wouldve been here in the trenches defending any of you guys tht was getting attacked

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shesmore-shoebill · 2 months ago

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im relatively certain i wont love ACOTAR from what I know of it. but I AM increasingly tempted to read it just so i can effectively make jokes about it. bc amanda and court love it SO much and i dont think shayne does and in general. its very funny to me. i want to know whats happenin 👀

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turnedpalefromlackofsun · 19 days ago

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Wanna learn urdu/hindi?

I have some pretty common use phrases used by every married couple from the north of the south of the east

These are called taane (taunts) and to taunt someone is called "taane marna"

1. Khaana teyaar hai, invitation bejoon?

The food is ready, do you need a formal invitation 🙄 (sarcasm)

2. Bas ab chutti karo/ shabash ab chutti karo

Its time for a break 🙄 (jab/impatience)

Or more closely: ok now wrap it up/ wonderful, now wrap it up

Basically saying "are you done yapping yet?"

3. Sir pe rakh do/ sir pe rakhoon?

Put it on my head/ should I put it on my head? 🙄 (sarcasm)

Often response to "where should I put it?" Or when something is given with no handling instructions. "What should I do with it? Put it on my head?"

4. Aanken phaad ke kya dekh rahe ho?

What are you looking at with those wide eyes? 🤨 (judgmental/ confrontational)

Basically saying "tf you looking at huh?"

5. Ghar ka rasta bhool gaye the?

You forgot the way home? 🙄 (sarcasm)

This is said when someone comes home late

6. Mujhe kya pata, main to bas mehmaan hoon yahan

How would I know? I'm a guest in this house 🙄 (sarcasm)

This is said by the partner that isn't being consulted/is being ignored for joint decisions

7. Main to bas tumari seva karne ke liye paida hui thi (f) / Main to bas tumari seva karne ke liye paida hua tha (m)

I was born just to serve you 🙄 (sarcasm)

When someone feels like they do all the work without appreciation (household work)

8. Aapka to baap ka raaj hai na

This isn your father's kingdom, isn't it 🙄💀 (sarcasm/confrontational)

Usually said when one partner is being authoritative or making too many decisions or not doing housework

#i showed my friend these taunts and she was like. wait this is so kavetham haikaveh coded #and i was like wait. lemme make a list so i can remember to write in my fanfic/comic #when i write in english i forgot this part of the culture #but its sooooo ingrained in social interaction #i can sometimes hear my neighbors yelling these too and im like lmao 💀#so yeah at least with an organized list i can write alhaitham and kaveh closer to what i want #no way they arent bickering like this #no shot #if anyone besides me and my friend finds this interesting i can do more #or if you just want to startle and piss off a south asian for fun. ill totally help you #im immune tho #oh right also some of the spellings are a little strange. thats just my dialect sorry

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bedforddanes75 · 24 days ago

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hi hi hi hi. just wanted to say that i love you :) <3

B 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im gonna cry im Emosh . stop i love u u are the sweetest and i am giving u hugs and kisses and also lots of pictures of what i think to be bf matty Actually i can just do that Here have these i hope they remove ur sickness. half of these arent even bf vibes i just like them Sorry