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"i hope nate returns to his old self" what old self? do you want him to be the sweet but unassuming, shy guy, is that what you want? because there's no old self for nate to go back to. he's growing as a person into a better version of himself that's neither past nor present and yet both altogether. traces of the old self mixing with the new and creating something better, someone confident and smart and sweet. someone who will be ready to make amends, likely, while hopefully also staying independent.
so he won't be "coming back", returning to anything. that would suck.
#it shouldnt piss me off so much#but nate is not 'coming back'#i hate that terminology#i bet yall liked him when he was unassuming and small#after all. theres SOOO many fics about him#specifically with season one nate#as a main character of a fic#right?#oh wait. no there arent#because he was not a Real Person for fans to CARE about#because he was a caricature. a comical character#and yall turned on him as soon as he insulted rebecca#or at least later claimed you KNEW from then#miss me with this shit#sorry for the tone but i'm annoyed#nate shelley#nathan shelley#ted lasso
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imagine concluding from this that transfems have disproportionately bad opinions, instead of tme people being disproportionately blind to transmisogyny
#jeady rambles#transmisogyny#theres genuinely ppl in the ntoes of that post sayin transfems arent educated enough about queer history and shit#instead of waiting one second and thinking oh maybe drag can perpetuate transmisogynistic ideas and the concept of drag#is often used as a cudgel against tma ppl. so we'll feel negatively about it. but as always transmisogyny just doesnt real i guess#lol. lmao
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little knuckles with chao
#i think about him so much . anyways i think he was partially raised by chao#sonic: im sorry you dont have any family and stuff.. but you know we're here for you right ?#knuckles: what do you mean? my familys right here#sonic: ( tearing up ) oh thats... thats so s- wait youre talking about the chao arent you.#knuckles: ( holding a chao in his lap ) >_n#knuckles the echidna#sonic the hedgehog#ado.png
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congrats on every single crane wives song on being timebomb coded
#listenin got my crane wives playlist is like going on a hallucinogen#woahh these cranes timebomb animatics are so gooodd#oh wait they arent real#the crane wives#tcw#crane wives#arcane#timebomb#jinx x ekko#ekko x jinx#ekkojinx#ekko arcane#jinx arcane#musica
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theres lesbians. OH MY GOD. THERES LESBIANS. AND THEYRE MARRIED. AND THEY LIKE KOALAS AND THEYRE AUSTRALIAN AND THEY HAVE KIDS. HOly oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god ob my god
#im about to throw up oh my god... shaking and shaking and shaking#this is. what ive been waiting for.#ALL THIS TIME. ALL THESE BOOKS.#THERE R LESBIANS!!!!! THEY R REAL!!!#shannon im so sorry for everything ive ever said and also doubting that unraveled would be good#genuinleu cannot express how happy i am rn words just. arent working rn. oh my god.#not only is shannon putting rep in a series thats like. very popular with those like. more uptight christian families?#not sure if thats the right descriptor but theres been so many people ive seen over the years in this fandom#who are outwardly homophobic or said their parents liked it bc it didnt have any of that stuff in it#and now shannon is putting it in series anyway and i am. GOD.#and think about WHAT THIS COULD MEAN!!!#keefe doesnt give a shit so theres probably not really any discrimination in the lost cities which i am FINE with#im completely okay with shannon not wanting to get into the nitty gritty of lost cities homophobia bc#THERES REPRESENTATION!! FINALLY#and this could mean so much for the future.. marellinh has a real chance.#theres so much that could happen going forward and so much happening now and im so. happy. and excited.#kotlc#unraveled spoilers#kotlc spoilers
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im waking up i feel it in my bones
#SOrry i think maybe#HUAA#asriel dreemurr#poncho human#Oh yeag when the revived are brought out of their true lab test tubes a la test tube babies#their hair is often really long along w/ their nails bc frisk and alphys arent maintaining it bc they cant disturb the experiments#so cue a bit where all the humans are patiently waiting in line at the barber mere days after having physical homunculus forms again
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friend notoriously bad at videogames said shed play marvel rivals with me tomorrow chat if i never post after tomorrow night its because a blood vessel bursted
#marvel rivals#snap chats#AT LEAST WE’LL HAVE OUR OTHER FRIEND THERE BUT god.#she funny as hell she just suddenly called me and was like ‘i saw your twitter. do you wanna play marvel rivals tomorrow’#and then she proceeds to be like ‘wait so who do you main. other than magneto’ Motherfucker with a capital M#NO I SWEAR IM NOT A ONE TRICK i really like wanda hawkeye and jeff….#NO SHE SAID ONE MORE THING SHE WAS LIKE ‘wait are charles and magneto the same guy’ and she tries to Just Kidding her wait outta it#Note whenever she says Just Kidding she’s trying to cover her ass I PROMISE I WAS LIKE /KAYLA. BE SERIOUS./#and then she was like ‘who’s the friendlier one of the two’#and then i had to hit her with the Technically People Think Theyre Both Varying Degrees Of Asshole. however charles probably wont bite you#and THEN SHE WAS LIKE ‘ok well you should draw magneto surprising charles with jollibees’ AND I. NO SHE THINKS MY EXISTENCE SURROUNDS JB#AND THIS GAL HAD THE GAUL TO BE LIKE ‘oh do you know how to make it since its a big part of your culture’#i was flabbergasted frankly. ‘oh you guys really like jollibees so you know how to make it right’ i screamed#LIKE ????ISJAJSJSJSJ i cant stress the anomaly this girl is i wish you all could meet her so you understand me#AND LIKE SURE I LOVE JBS but she only ever mentions puto and jollibees to me like kayla. there is more to PH culture than that sjKakss#its really funny with the ??? shit she says i cant lie#she was all ‘oh is the winter soldier in the game ? you should play him hes cool :) and from jersey :) ok well his actor is but—‘ LIKE DKSKS#‘snap arent you being a little mean’ no trust and believe AND I HAVE WITNESSES#i have stupid amounts of stories with her. like she tried to excuse being dumb by sayin shes a capricorn#we’re literally both capricorns and she was born two days before me I Cannot. Do You Understand Me.#anyways. she said i should stream me playing rivals would anyone care about that#i kinda wanted to …. i think it’d be fun…. plus i miss streaming :(#ok byebye for now my bros almost home and i said id let him play so i could work on comms#i mean thats assuming he wants to play. if not uhhhhhhh#anyways BYE. ill tell yall how the game goes tomorrow night if i dont die of a stroke#again at least our other friend’ll be there so someone can laugh at my pain
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Lloyd Garmadon - assigned she/he by a subconscious part of my brain apparently
#*gets a notification about one of my Lloyd figure Ebay deliveries*#“oh cool she's on his way.”#“...wait-”#ive been thinking about Lloyd & his gender for a while tbh lmao - i guess rhis is my final answer#had the “Oni arent one gender & can shapeshift & gender apathy & stuff” thoughts#and had been playing around with ideas#and here we are#she/he gender apathetic lloyd garmadon please and thank you#hmiae rambles#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago lloyd#lloyd garmadon
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You know, when I kept getting asked "so you didn't ever have severe pains before now?" in the hospital and I kept replying "I have a high pain tolerance" I meant it. However, there is only so much pain my tiny 4'9" body can hold... (aka I am sweating and in agony bc I'm getting told to use LESS severe pain meds so I don't rely on them too much and it is AWFUL)
#moe talks a lot#i was shaking earlier and despite the fact i sound like im gonna cry#and the fact that my mom can pick out im about to cry from pain bc im trying to take less pain meds#LIKE MY MOM IS INSTRUCTING ME TO DO#shes like well why arent you taking any pain meds#BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO AVAILABLE OPTIONS AND ON A SIX HOUR TIMER#i cant take both at once or else what happens to me if i hurt before the six hours is up#i have to manage them in a way that allows me to benefit from both and being told im doing it wrong#after being told well its your fault it got so bad because you never complained about pain before#YEAH NO JOKE? REALLY? I NEVER DID? because everyone acts like im too young to feel that kinda pain#oh youre hurting? just wait until youre older#and its currently agony to breathe again but that i guess is also my fault bc im trying to use pain meds#holy moly i just want to not get dizzy standing up cause wow dang#sure would be nice if the multiple incisions in my stomach didnt THROB every time i sneezed or coughed or cleared my throat#but since i didnt use much pain meds before because i would be mocked for being too much of a baby its like#welp damn now i could really use some and im being called out for being too reliant#anyway time to sleep more because that means im not noticing my pain#im literally smaller than most children and so i do understand my body size makes people worried about the medication intake#but can i please just go a day without being asked how much im taking or when i last took it or if im gonna cry#anyway sorry for the excessive rant today never really had surgery or anything so this is brand spankin new suffering
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me: oh i totally get it if some folks dont jive with same coin theory, plus it's strange to conceptualise at first--
me when i see people call it lame:
#is it any more lame than bill just becoming a bird after a decade of waiting#they dont understand the poetry of bill creating his own end in the form of someone he despises yet gets everything he wanted!!!#sounds like 'i didnt know about the axolotl poem and was oblivious to the bill reincarnation for the past 8 years' talk!#y'all need to appreciate a good ol bootstrap paradox!!! love me some time shenanigans!#also the funniest thing i've seen when folks were denying same coin theory was#'oh that's a paradox so that clearly can't happen!!!!'#as if both time travel eps arent entirely bootstrap paradoxes that literally points the paradox out#and the fact that soos and stan met is one too!!!#...which then makes any canon divergent aus where dipper and mabel dont make it to that ep have the timeline fall apart lol#but everyone forgets about that so whatever!!!#....yes i have beef with the inconsistencies of time travel in the eps but whatever#..........if the kids replace themselves when time travelling then what about the baby versions in 2002--#could you imagine time travellers pig with a billion time duplicates of the kids tho lmao#my point is a paradox brought this family together canonically#defying time and space and lifetimes and trauma theyre all silly goobers together!!!#anyway here's me grumbling cos it was a plot thread left out for years that we were meant to discuss/think about#too bad we didnt expect the 'bill is too busy in theraprison to get reincarnated rn' twist
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Ever After High fans tuning in every Friday to hear the new AI generated Sims 4 radio station sounding ass song
#ever after high#eah#b.txt#we are desperate for content arent we#and im still waiting for a proper explanation abt why tf are these still up on stream services#but oh well
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okay last one. au where nothing goes wrong at all ever (a lie) and melia venam gay moment
#i like this game a normal amount (also a lie)#everyone should play now do it now please#pokemon rejuvenation#oh another thing about twitter. makes me sad i cant yell about things in the tags there like i always do because there are no tags there#if i wanted to id have to make it into a thread and im pretty sure people read those. so awful#i mean not that i say anything worthwhile here usually but still. no one reads this here. i could yell my thoughts if i had any#anyways about the au :] i have no idea how it would work#i have no thoughts ever at all i was just replaying the game and the one little line melia says at the picnic made me sad#the one where she says its her last day in gearen and asks the player to go with her to gdc#and then she just goes ah nevermind that was weird of me to ask#and no… wait come back… id love to go to gdc with you… :[#and thats where that idea came from. idk where the rest of it came from though i think ive been cursed or somethinv#and also something something her saying shes afraid to go to gdc alone only for her to end up in the past also alone sometging something. ow#my thoughts are very coherent i promise (no they arent)
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And would it really be a milgramblrgram attack if I didn't post indulgent Fuuta art?
A redraw of this stunning Dungeon Meshi art!! The original caption was "eat or be eaten" but I'm calling my version "girl dinner" 👍
#hiding this one under the cut as usual but theres nothing shocking#when sketching it i was like hmm i know food is a nice symbol and everything but objectively theres nothing suggestive here right?#theres no skin showing and hes not making A Face#his tiddies arent even out like in the original art!!#but then drawing it i was like oh god oh fuck someones gonna see me drawing some anime boy lying down all cringe-like just kill me asdfsadf#but im really happy with how it came out :3#even working closely with the reference the pose/angle was a challenge and im really proud!#ive been sitting on this one a while but i figured now would be a good time to post it hehe#like the others ill wait a few days to character tag but LMAO i did make a specific tag for these from that one meme:#thou shall discard vulgarity
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you guys are so funnyyyyyy, i hope i never become "normal" and not "disgusting" so that i can keep upsetting people by shipping controversial ships, because really, what am i doing other than existing? worst case scenario youre right, and i do have personal issues and i am working through it/comforting myself through fiction, right? what is so wrong with that? I havent hurt and wont hurt a damn soul by shipping "weird" fictional couples.
#morality police#travis x laura#so many of my fav pairings are hated so yeah i am used to it but seeing ppl encourage censorship on AO3 of all places is just ironic af#critiques are: that they didnt interact that much. lmao where is your imagination then (i think they had the MOST interesting scenes)#the age gap is too big: irl yes there would be complications and questions of intention and morality. BUT THEY ARENT REAL GUYS#i find older men attractive so its part of why i like him. rather than an issue. im entitled to be attracted to anyone of a legal age.#he locked her up for months/power imbalance: yes tht is true but again thats why i like it. watching them overcome issues is thrilling#oh and that we are all teenagers (am not) that we are psychos (definitely not) tht we are sicko/fangirls (ok well tht ones true)#but i know there is no convincing anyone that is small minded and judgmental. u dont have to like it too but why are you casting aspersions#and yeah im late cuz i waited to buy the game. i wouldve been here in the trenches defending any of you guys tht was getting attacked
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im relatively certain i wont love ACOTAR from what I know of it. but I AM increasingly tempted to read it just so i can effectively make jokes about it. bc amanda and court love it SO much and i dont think shayne does and in general. its very funny to me. i want to know whats happenin 👀
#similar to when i read 3/4ths of colleen hoovers Verity in a bookstore on recommendation from someone else and was like. Hm. This Was. Fine.#wasnt really to my taste but i would have been willing to finish it. but then i went onto libby and it was like a 14 week wait and i was#like oh! right. people love this book. and between that and reading haunting of hill house i was like. we arent putting in extra effort#i assume itll be similar with acotar#i AM curious though and i also dont want to dunk on it too hard when i havent actually given it a shot#its just so funny to me bc amanda and court love it so much and shayne clearly. doesnt. 😭 and i think i know where ill land#but im still curious#smosh#amanda lehan canto#shayne topp#courtney miller
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The leaks for MHA chapter 419 are out... that hit me really hard, Cheesus... so time for a crack ✨️:
Everyone watching the epic battle between the successors of OfA and AfO: terrified seeing Izuku's *cough* state
Meanwhile Overhhaul: Damn Shiggi. That's becoming a habit of yours... but HAH! 👏 I'M 👏 NOT 👏 ALONE 👏 ANYMORE 👏
#mha#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#izuku midoriya#mha spoilers#mha crack#shigaraki tomura#mha 419#if youre happy and you know it clapp your hands#chisaki why arent you clapping#oh wait#you can't hah
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