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Sure yes the earth is hungry the earth is thirsty BUT SO ARE THESE MEN. GET THEM SOME FUCKIN NANDOS.
#postal dude#postal#postal 1#postal 1997#nottem portant#nottem#not important#hatred#timid art#after they get the food? the store explodes. bye#Oh wait right#oc x canon#oc#self insert#self ship#good night fucking princes
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Milo and Dan baking bread 💙💙💙
Dan and Milo baking bread!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
The thing is, like. Milo is fourteen. There’s so much of him ahead of himself. He doesn’t know how to handle it, sometimes
And he really isn’t all that good at using his words yet
Dan doesn’t want to push him, not when he’s sitting there with that look that is already so much more legible, more vulnerable, than anything he would’ve gotten just a few months ago. But he knows how to make bread
(And one of the great things about making bread, by the way, is that it has a concrete result. There is nothing intangible about it. You cannot not feel like you did something. I love baking and I think Dan does too)
And so he goes to the recipe box—old-fashioned, paper cards, the kind that he knows is a little piece of pretension but he likes anyway (the kind Serena likes because it’s so pointedly normal, so purposefully anchored in a sense of home)—and he rattles around a little too loudly
By now, Milo just. Arrives. In the kitchen. Just quietly goes for the pantry and starts getting out ingredients, agrees just enough when Dan tells him what else they need
Slowly, usually, he starts to talk—maybe over the dry ingredients, just about his day; maybe angrily as he kneads dough with force; once, carefully, as he first started washing his hands. Sometimes he doesn’t, just nods and says he can do what Dan’s asked him to and lets one of Dan’s playlists sound loud through the kitchen. (Once, when Dan had put on Def Leppard, they’d ended up laughing, dancing goofily, singing toneless and too loud to each other as they waited on the oven. That had been a good day.)
They tear off pieces, today, break through the crust with their fingers, dip it in fancy olive oil mixed with herbs from the cabinet because Vanessa had sent him a bottle and he just wants to use it so he can tell her. Milo laughs at him for it, but he likes the way it tastes
“‘s good,” he declares, mouth still half-full, so unselfconsciously happy that Dan’s heart aches
“It’s one of my favorite recipes,” he admits. Smiles. “We’ll have to make it again.”
#uh yeah. [jazz hands] bread#that fic is important to me you unlocked a thing when you pointed to that moment sorry#dan humphrey#milo humphrey#dan and milo#this is a writing tag#towgd au#asks#terrainofheartfelt#oh wait right#character death /#so deeply vaguely but yeah
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I was doodling in class and I accidentally did this
Look at her
#doodles#teto synthv#kasane teto#fanart#ig?#teto#synthV#utauloid#does this count as an utauloid actually#like it's her synthV design#hmm#what a conundrum for the ages#oh wait right#always reblog 39
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To celebrate pride month I've decided to make a part 2 of the killing transphobes post since it was given a community warning. (🚗🔨⚒️💥)
LIMITED TIME OFFER:
For every note this gets I will kill one (1) acephobe AND one (1) arophobe with my bare hands.
#google is the best search engine#google posting#google#pride month#aromantic#asexual#aroace#lgbtqia#why do I do this to myself#my dear notes will never recover#oh wait that's right I hate a/arophobes#pride#lgbtq#woah#25k#that's insane
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to be a woman is to suffer (is not actually a woman)(is having insane period poops)
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rose tyler visiting home wearing tshirts from artists and tours that havent happened yet or tv shows that dont exist yet and everyone thinking she just has weird obscure music taste and is rly weird. its 2006 rose tyler walking down the street and everyone who glances at her shirt is thinking ‘who in the fuck is olivia rodrigo and where did this girl get a 2024 tour shirt’
#‘whos taylor swift ive never heard of her?’#‘oh just wait a couple months..’#we were robbed of rose wearing weird clothes from different time periods#she would find cute things in the past and future and the doctor would so buy them for her#shed think she was hot shit walking around london with the highest fashion of 2040#and shed be right!#rose tyler#doctor who#tenth doctor#ninth doctor#tenrose#timepetals#rose tyler likes chappel roan
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put dick on a team and trust he will make sure they can perform as an acrobat troop
#fab five you will always be famous#theyre my little guys ever#dick grayson#donna troy#wally west#garth of shayeris#roy harper#fab five#dc#dc comics#putting everyone in random ass colors cause why not#casual work out wear am i right or am i right#IK dick was screaming cheering applauding as soon as donna was good enough to do crazy shit#her super strength and flying? oh what a partner to have#oh wait context. speedy wasnt a member yet in the circus issue so he wouldnt be in on the acrobat shit#he joined later#titans#teen titans
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Snow bots au anyone? :D
They're back together a year later because it's snowing again❄️
All right! For context: I imagine them hanging out every winter in some kind of resort (a resort that Blurr owns. Because his bar business has expanded that much over time.)
#maccadam#transformers#snow bots au#uh that’s a lot of characters. okay let’s go#left -> to right. top to bottom haha#Swerve#Rung#Tailgate#Rewind#chromedome#cdrw#jazz#prowl#jazzprowl#rodimus#rodimus prime#Wing#Drift#Blurr#Swindle#I originally wanted to add Brainstorm falling out of bus window and Perceptor catching him but my brain is shutting down I need to sleep ha#jazz and prowl switching their hats be like#Prowl: I sense something is wrong..where's my hat?? (looks around) (sees it on Jazz's head) Oh there it is. Cool.#five minutes later: wait. If my hat is there than what am I wearing right now???? error 404#world greatest detective ladies and gentlemen~
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still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)
anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#calling dibs on skeleton kisses as the name of my band#man scully is just a delightful little weirdo and i'm enjoying him immensely#(i'm going with scully until we get something official just because it makes me think of x-files)#(スカリー is also how the agent's name is transliterated and i don't know if it was intentional but i love it as a bonus reference)#(i want to believe™)#gosh though#'no one at school likes me because i won't shut up about halloween and jack skellington' i'm feeling VERY attacked right now twst#look scully your people are out there#just get on the forums and -- oh wait you're probably from like the 1800s or something#(my theory is that he's from the past and there's just some Book Magic going on to bring us together)#(LOOK they made a point of saying that the book fair has been held annually for a super long time)#a hot topic goth born before hot topic was invented...so sad 😔#i dunno i could be wrong but that feels like a good working theory for now#if it wasn't for mal sensing twsty ~magic~ on him i would think he's like. a christmas elf who's going to kidnap jack in a reverse-nmbc#(not ruling that out though because it would be amazing)#god all the sprites in this event look AMAZING. loving the desaturated colors and the extra drawn-on lines 😍#i'm genuinely kinda sad that we aren't gonna get to see every character like this#who knows...maybe halloweentown will be imperiled again next year...#come back and destroy my keys again please#(that said i'm doing weirdly well so far?)#(i promised i'd save for sebek and just do cursory pulls to get the SRs and not hope for the SSRs)#(...but then leona jumpscared me four coffins in anyway. halloween magic is REAL)
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Act I ~ The Prince
A tapestry for Let No One Sleep by @azalawa-scroggs on ao3
#narumitsu#wrightworth#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#nmbb24#happy nrmt big bang!!! there are two more of these…..#but you’ll have to wait for them#fan art#aa#ace attorney#dick gumshoe#maya fey#manfred von karma#…bro is creeping…#wHEEWWWW ok took me a bazillion years to catch up with my day but HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS ON THIS ONE:#the border is intended to be read in counter clockwise direction#so: top -> left -> bottom -> right#and YES the sun and the moon are intentionally associated with the attorney's and prosecutor's badges respectively#phoenix and miles are our sun and moon throughout this story so be sure to look for that in the fic too!!#this style was very experimental for me but i wanted it to mimic the feeling of a tapestry hence me referring to it that way#i WISH this was fabric that would be sick as fuck#i will eventually share a proper breakdown of the thoughts and intentions behind everything but for now...#im gonna miss Phoenix’s cloak bc im obsessed with the design actually. wish that thing was real too#miles is my cunty little bitchboy in this wearing his thousand pound fur coat and the suitor stompy boots#if you thought that was a rug and went Oh. ...that was on purpose :^)))))#rendevok#id in alt text
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@uhhmmmn
Can we talk about how Mob Psycho 100 is the best anime ever?
Good friends, different types of characters with their own goals, no awkward fan service, peak comedy, FEMALE CHARACTERS, good plot (though there's the very obvious OP MC undefeatable, it's about how Mob grows as a person, not how he gets stronger, obv), excellent intros, almost no filler, decent plot twists, and that darned great circular plot thingy. Oh, how I love when beginnings and endings connect.
I'm just rewatching it and crying because, omg, I love all of them so much it hurts. I could try my hardest to make this story better in my mind and I would still fail. I love it. I just love it.
#this is what I sound like when yapping to you about mp100#coy don't look#oh wait right#coy you can start looking now
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you need not suffer anymore
#artists on tumblr#Arcane#Viktor#Viktor arcane#arcane spoilers#my art#good enough welcome back jesus (again)#man this show is really next level like oh my godddddd#the wait is so worth like god it just makes you so inspired and ughh#also this stuff to draw is hitting the exactly right spots for me like I love the whooshy shiny effects hah
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Long distance besties. This definitely happened after the third movie (source: trust me bro)
Based on this
#anyways time to yap in the tags 😋☝️#but first ummmm lemme just tag some shit#how to train your dragon#httyd#httyd hiccup#hiccup haddock#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#toothless#httyd toothless#ok i think that its done#anyways this definitely happaned after the dragons left like just trust me bro 🙏🙏🙏🙏#omfg i wanted to make this with hijack as well cause lol. do you get it. they're long distance LOLOLOL#maybe i will make it who knows. is it weird to make the same art trend with different characters??#OH WAIT FORGOT ANOTHER TAG#hicctooth#is this the duo name for them#or is it called#hictooth#doesnt matter. what matters is that theyre literally the definition of platonic soulmates bro#like wtf i love them#sorry for making them look miserable i didnt meant for them to look lile that 😭😭😭😭#omg with that being said#BROOOOOO I AM NOT GONNA DRAW DRAGONS ANYMORE IM DONEEEEE HOW DO YOU DRAW DRAGONS 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏#anyways first attempt do you like it. SAY YES RIGHT NOW#if you read this much till the end you need to kiss me rn muah muah muah#also say i did a good job at making them look like cookies like#say it rn#okie bye byeeeeee#I FORGOT TO ADD HIS BRAID IM GONNA KMSSSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#omg i failed
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Listen I’m not saying that *I* have the balls to buy a reflective vest and go off on a roadside or retention pond somewhere and start fucking around guerrilla gardening
But I am saying that the past week I’ve driven past many MANY people in reflective vests either doing roadwork or maintaining roadside shrubbery or whatever and the amount of times I considered questioning what the fuck they were doing is zero and the amount of times I would’ve even had the TIME to question what the fuck they were doing is zero
I saw groups of people I saw someone solo I didn’t question it I just figured ‘eh they’re doing SOMETHING and carried on. Depending on the location you pick, anyone who WOULD Karen up and interrogate you won’t even have the time space or ability to
#out of queue#ani rambles#guerrilla gardening#the only thing I could see being a problem is if someone who actually is like a coordinator for city management stuff seea you and goes#‘wait what the fuck no ones supposed to be doing shit around here today’#and even then like. idk. what are they gonna do.#i would feel like a hypocrite telling people ‘oh 100% go do this right now’#because as previously stated not even i have the balls to do it#but it is something im thinking about lately#like. how much can a reflective vest/jacket really cost.#you could probably find em wholesale. or on amazon
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Happy Halloween👻. Many spooky things are afoot… I wouldn’t go into the orlop if I were you,John.
#things that go ‘thump thump thump’ in the night.#wait… that’s not right..#what’s that sound?#what’s going on down there?#…..oh lord#(it’s hickey)#amc the terror#the terror#john irving#the terror fanart#ghosts may not be real but there’s worse things than that#my art#artists on tumblr#THIS IS 30 MINUTES LATE SHUT UP OKAY I WAS ENJOYING THE HALLOWEEN ATMOSPHERE
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she acts like shes the princess of love or whatever🙄
#mlp#my little pony#my art#mlp fim#my little pony friendship is magic#mlp fanart#mlp princess cadence#princess cadence#princess cadence fanart#princess ca#WAIT IT’S SPELLED CAD*A*NCE?????#NOT CAD*E*NCE???#oh my god i’m so dumb#princess cadance#princess cadance fanart#mlp princess cadance#that doesn’t even look right
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