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so glad about this reveal from yesterday's 4-sided dive
#critical role#ashton greymoore#ashton babygirl you're such a damn fool#i do wonder though... at what point did ash start to subconsciously care abt the group.... hrm#i am relistening to cr3 rn (on ep 13) and knowing this fact will make listening more interesting...#esp in regards to ashton and orym...#babygirl... you tried to use this sweet sweet guy and instead are falling in love with him#<- this is my ashrym brain speaking#but man....#i can't wait for ash to individually tell the group he care :)#also this makes all the times that ash had commented on orym's ashari shit more... inch resting...#i have so many thoughts and they are all about these two i'm so sorry#oh wait girl hold on#cr spoilers#just in caseies
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Raph’s quick change in his facial expression is so hilarious.
He goes from having a dorky smile from realizing he likes Mona to then realizing he’s still in the middle of battle and Mona is about to beat his shell XD
#“Wow that lizard girl is so pretty– wait hold up… she’s coming towards me! Oh shit! She’s gonna kill me!!“#tmnt 2012#tmnt 2k12#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt raphael#tmnt raph#tmnt raph 2012#raphael hamato#tmnt mona lisa#mona lisa tmnt#y’gythgba#tmnt ramona#raphmona#raph x mona#raphael x mona lisa#raph x mona lisa#tmnt season 4#the moons of Thalos 3
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CAYTOBER DAY 30 WE'RE ALMOST DONE!!! I'm busy later today so we had to get our boy in EARLY!!!! projecting my hobbies onto my son!!
#caytober#cater diamond#twst#twisted wonderland#cereal tries to draw#girl help ive been waiting for the unemployment to call back and it's been well over the time they said :[#maybe i shoulda just sat on hold instead aughhh#oh well i can try again later i guess. or tomorrow early again lol 😭#whatever. crochet away the distress#on the bright side i have another interview coming up#i was being considered for a permanent and contract#and they said no to the permanent but still wanna consider me for contract so THATS NEXT ON THE DOCKET#anyway ummmmm yarnifies your cater#caters crafted woolly world. caters epic yarn. whatever.
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When you need to match your husband so you buy an array of headbands that match all his shirts
#stranger things#drawing#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#i love the idea of them being married#and just living life#imagine how many people would be like oh I see a ring who's the lucky girl#and Eddie comes up smiling like haha me I'm his husband#I also think Steve would LOVE calling Eddie his husband#like oh my husband this my husband that#people at his workplace call Eddie “husband” cause they forgot his name#Steve won't use it#and when Eddie finally meets his coworkers like hey I'm the-#and they all are like HUSBAND#and Eddie is like yes yes I am but what uh what's going on#and one is like yelling to a coworker and is like “Jess come ere Husband showed up” and Eddie is like hold on know wait q minute#and stwce is blushing furiously in the corner and Eddie is like wtf is happening#and one coworker is like oh. my. god. he doesn't shut up about yoh#but tbh we have no idea what your name is#and Eddie is like those two things don't match up#and hes like well your man only calls you his husband and nothing else so uh#all the staff call you husband as if it's your name#and Eddie is like grinning ear to ear cause like they are well into their 30s by now#and turns to a blushing Steve and is like#the husband huh?#and Steve is like omg shut tf up Eddie istg#and eddies all over him like ooooooh you looooove meeeee#and Steve is like bro we've been married for a decade#And all the coworkers watch and are like you know what everything makes so much sense now as they see Steve beating a gangly Eddie off him
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WHAT NAME DO YOU USE FOR NANA PRE-NAME REVEAL IN YOUR REWRITES PLEASE IM DESPERATE
#aphmau#mystreet#mystreet rewrite#nana ashida#kawaii chan#kez.txt#nothing feels right#maybe it's just because i'm SO USED to kc#but like obviously that's. that's Strange#but it has been implanted in my brain and idk what i should make her alias#the new aph videos just call her KC which makes a lot of sense#like maybe she went through a Phase in middle school#but in high school she starts just going by KC#ALSO a headcanon her as trans. so i REALLY WANT a trans storyline there#but idk how to make it work#maybe she can't be her True Girl Self so she presents as hyperfeminine and cutesy to appease others#oh wait hold on i'm cooking#and she still enjoys those feminine cute things but as KC she just made it her entire persona#instead of living happily as herself#so even after she transitioned#she still feels trapped and feels the need to stand out
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now i'm crying cause i'm thinking about how lucy threw herself at tim like "that was really scary" 🥺 after being shot at while she was undercover, and how scared she'll be and the emotions that will be running through her this second time around knowing she's not getting out of whatever predicament she's in unscathed —or possibly alive.
#*carly catalogs#THIS PLOTLINE YOU GUYS I'M NOT FUCKING KIDDING !!!!!!!! ��👏👏👏👏#her heart is gonna be rapidly beating tim's name over and over and over again#wishing he was able to help her even though for some reason he can't... (because of whatever obstacle)#i gotta get a grip girl oh man#the rookie#the rookie s6#tim bradford#lucy chen#chenford#otp: you know me so well#i can't wait to be so incredibly wrong about every theory i have on this#no one hold me to anything i say about this#anyway my mutuals who aren't in the fandom or simply just don't give a fuck i will bless you by going to bed goodnight
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Sparrows voice claaaaaim!!!!!!! And also changed Zephyr's cuz the first one was. botherin me a bit too much. I think this one fits her much better! And one of these days I really gotta sketch out my bgs n not just mindlessly slap clrs on canvas I kno 😔✌
Songs used: • Rose Betts - Driving Myself Home (the piano version) • Zdenka Tichotová, Spiritual Kvintent - Ty víš, jak mi lhát (tr. "You know how to lie to me")
#rain world#rw#oc tag#rw oc#rw ancients#iterator oc#oc: three sparrows#oc: abet zephyr#sure the boy can come too#oc: caper of euros#my art#did translation for yall uneducated worms for the second one aint you glad /lh GDSKLCMDKLSMLK#love comparin euros n sparrows voice claims cuz compared to him she sounds like the way more capable person JGKDL big girl n her laptop#wait hold on thats so good.......... he's her laptop................ oh im writing that down into doodle ideas
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I work as the person in an amusement park who watches the children who get lost. Here’s some advice. This also applies to any mentally disabled adults that are under your care. Keep in mind that many places will not look for a minor ages 13-17 unless it is close to closing or they are disabled, as corporate considers it a strain on resources and employee use.
1. Teach them your phone number. Best gift you can give them. I’m not supposed to have my phone out at work but I can cut down dependent’s being-lost-time by probably 400% if I can contact you. It also assures the children That We Are Doing Something and that They Are Helpful and Smart. If your dependent has a poor memory, apparently writing your phone number in sharpie and then covering it in nail polish makes it stay all day, even if they’re sweaty or getting in the water. I haven’t tested this but I’ve heard a lot of moms recommend it. I’ve also seen bracelets with little plates or the beads saying the phone number.
Addendum: your dependent may tell you that they know your phone number, but they actually only know your passcode. True story. This summer has been a lot better, but last summer exactly one child the entire season knew his mom’s phone number.
2. Acknowledge that dependent’s memories are faulty, especially in new places. If you tell them to meet you in X spot or that your stuff is all in Y place, they may not remember where it is or remember how to get there.
3. All dependents, but especially little ones, have shit time sense. They might find your stuff, wait there for a minute or two, and truly believe that they’ve been there for an hour. Half the small kids that are brought to me are ones who *know* where their stuff is, but haven’t seen an adult they know personally in 5 minutes, so they’re going to panic.
4. Don’t take naps!!! And don’t let your dependent go anywhere you can’t go or at least go where you catch them at the end!!! Yes you’re staring at the play structure your dependent entered, but can you see them? No? Then there’s a good chance they went elsewhere. So many of the littler kids that are brought to me are brought by genuine, good-hearted strangers who see lost children and take them by the hand. Away from the spot you’re napping in front of/staring vaguely at.
5. This might just be something from my work, but we will not call dependent’s descriptions over the loudspeaker. This is because if an asshole were to see your dependent, hear the description, know it’s a lost dependent, and decide to steal it, they can then use the excuse, “I know where your guardian is! Come with me!” And then lead them out of the park or toss the dependent over their shoulder. Do you know how many crying and screaming dependents leave the location every day? A lot!!! We’re a fun location!!! We’re not going to know if the dependent is screaming because they don’t want to leave or if a stranger is taking them away. We might call the description over the loudspeaker if it’s past closing time and the dependent still isn’t found. But before that, we will only report it over secure radios across the park.
6. Tell a park worker right away. Preferably someone with a radio. Even if you spot the dependent within the next minute, that means the dependent will have less being-lost time. Especially if we already have the dependent with, you guessed it, me. Also please tell us when you find the dependent.
7. Take a picture of your depdendent at the start of the day! That way security guards can have a good idea of what to look for. One mother told me her daughter was blonde and showed me a picture. Her hair color looked brown to me, but then I knew what to look for in the crowd.
8. Keep at least one person in your group in one spot at all times, especially if you don’t have access to your phone or forgot to give out your phone number to the guards. That way they can find you if they pick up the dependent. If you are the only person in your group, then PLEASE stay in one place or at least stay with ONE security guard. It sucks for the dependent if they can’t find you right away even if the both of you are looking for each other and a guard is helping them. You are NOT helping if you panic and run around. And keep your goddamn phone on you and answer calls from unknown numbers!!!!! God. This is a good time to do that.
9. If you lose your dependent in an attraction like the lazy river at a water park, and you have that ONE person staying in place, then this is what you can do with 1+ mobile people.
A. If only one person can be spared to be mobile, have them pick a spot and stay right there, watching the river go by. Eventually, if the dependent is in the river, they’ll go by.
B. If you have two people that can be mobile, both start at the same place in the river and go opposite directions. If you meet up again without spotting the dependent, well, they’re not there.
C. If you have more than 2 people, you can do B but also station different adults at the lazy river entrances/exits.
10. Don’t blame the dependent! Even if they ran away and/or are pissy that you’re upset once you all reunite, trust me, there’s a 99% chance they’re upset too. Yes, this is a good time to have a serious conversation with them. Yes, if this is a repeated problem, and/or you warned them you’d leave the park if this occurred, you should not back down. But also - they’re dependents. They’re not stupid, and they should be told consequences and dangers so they can make good decisions, but they will never have the adult/guardian perspective that you do. Be kind.
Also please for my sake teach them if they’re brought to someone like me, that it’s THEIR job to be safe and listen to me while us park workers look for you. It’s YOUR job to find the dependent, not the dependent’s job to find you. I had a six year old little girl genuinely toddler-howl at me because she wanted to go look for her mom. I’ve never before heard a kid her age howl like that. I can trick kids out of crying 9/10 times but howling came as a surprise lmao. I think I can manage it now that I’ve experienced it but damn.
Also make sure those kids are DRINKING. Being in a water park is NOT the same as drinking water. They should be drinking every 15 minutes at LEAST, I am NOT kidding.
Also if I call you to tell you your kid is here, please don’t call or text me back after you have the kid. I’m sure other places have phones for these types of things but the only one I have is my personal phone. And I am happy to get the kid off my hands and into your arms, but I’m using my personal phone so plz. Don’t call me back. Absolutely call me if you need directions to my ‘office’ in the park. Don’t call or text me after. I have stories about that hoo boy but this post is already long.
#I am not exaggerating when I say howling#not in a wolf way more like a howler monkey if you have no idea what human toddler cries sound like#I like kids of all ages but there’s a reason why#I’m not going to teach elementary school#I am the person in the *place I work* where if a kid is lost#the staff brings the kid to me until the parents are found#so like. I’m never going to see these kids at their best#I wish I could just hug them but I’m barely allowed to hold their hand if I’m escorting them to get water#this time of year their emotions are heightened by the fact that they’re almost certainly dehydrated#but if they’re a flight risk I do NOT want to risk losing the kid#so I have to wait until#a coworker comes by to get them some water sometimes#the howler girl = this kid#this kid was reunited with her mom without too much time going by thank god#she was a huge fucking flight risk omg#she desperately wanted to go find her mom and I’m like#GIRL you are the lost six year old ITS YOUR MOM’S JOB TO FIND YOU!!! Your job is to stay safe!!!#and color this pretty picture oh god please look back at the coloring page instead of calling upon the hounds of hell#I like to assure every kid that is brought to me that#1. mom’s (or whoever) not going to leave without you (sometimes this is a lie judging from the parents.still very important to tell kids thi#2. they did the right thing asking for an adult’s help#3. as they are literally a kid it’s not their fault they’re lost (again a little debatable with the older kids but still they’re minors)(so#I tell them all this)#4. it’s their job to stay safe while we find your mom#5. now do you want some water?#it’s more obvious in the pale kids but I’ve had so many Black and Brown kids come up to me the last couple days looking positively pink#those kids needed water. so I try to get everyone water#it pisses off my coworkers but idgaf. everyone has a legal right to water in this state esp in the summer#and even if they didn’t#fuck you I’m stealing it. these kids need water
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JAHSKDJALSJDKJASD?????
#gmm 2402#STOP#OH MY GOODNESS#LINK NEAL#L;INK NEARERLSLKSDLF#????????????????#i don't fucking know if i want to rail him or if i want him to rail me#LIKE WAIT#HOLD THE FUCK UP#BABY GIRL I??????#gmm
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Thank you, for giving me all of Monkey King's power! I will grant you my aid, my power in this final trial.
#It's about the power that isn't Macaque's channeling through the right arm okay#Also MK and LBD parallels me thinks#Like. LBD in 1x08 is referred to as an ''ancient mystic power source'' and MK has been used as a power source multiple times#Like in 1x09 and 2x10 (''All your power could do was make me stronger'')#Wukong was also used as a power source in ROTSQ (''You're nothing but a battery for my mech!'')#Then Mei was used as a power source in EYD for LBD's mech#WAIT. WAIT HOLD ON#IS MK. IS MK GONNA BE USED AS A POWER SOURCE?#OH HOLD ON DID I CRACK THE CODE#HUH#''You don't use a weapon—you are a weapon!'' ''Don't use the flame Mei—be the flame!''#''Because whoever it was must have known this would happen! Wanted this to happen! And they used you to do it''#DUDE IT'S THE USING VS BEING ONCE AGAIN#WAIT#OH MY GOD#So the Jade Emperor's Power the Samadhi Fire and MK walk into a bar#HMMMM.#GIRL I WONDER#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk parallels#lmk Macaque#lmk theory#because my tags are fucking right
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Plant update.btw
#that money tree has been holding onto dear life like I just repotted n root cleaned it so. if it survives this#then it must be invincible bc oh my god it's been through the wringer#my emerald reds began wilting after I potted them so I thought I fucked up with the soil but#they should be ok#bamboo I snagged from a bunch my ma bought. trying to see if itll live despite the yellowing#between the sudden temperature change and being repotted im hoping its just stressed#other than that my bromeliads outside n my pothos cutting are doin great rn :3c#+ the box of plants my girl got meee im gonna replant em later on#god wait the mom plant btw. grew out in a curve and it started to lean. so i fixed the wiring but like it almost broke lookin like thay#idk why it did that to itself but whatever#mag.txt
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tumblr i hardly know hr
#oh wait theres tags#uhhhh#uhmm#hold on i'll think of something#uhhm#girls#gaygirls#okay thats probably good
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“She had no magic to wield, save for the keen eyes of the goddess at her shoulder and an uncanny ability to remain unnoticed, to play into expectations.”
#Chapter 23#Kingdom of Ash#Sarah J. Maas#Lorcan Salvaterre#Elide Lochan#Elorcan#no spoilers please first read to read along with me#more notes quotes annotations & reacts in the tags spoilers for the chapter & book in post & tags of course pt 2 of 4 perspectives#Lorcan had never felt the weight of the hours so heavily upon him-I FEEL IT 2poor Rowan must feel this 247HURRY where’s Elide?hold on Aelin!#And to send Elide into Maeve's clutches--it had taken all of his will to let her walk away.😭#If Elide was captured if she was found out he wouldn't hear of it know of it. — you’d know cause she’s your mate idiot (I love you idiot#without proving their worth they could still visit--briefly. — ugh Maeve why does everything about you suck so much#If she emerged. — COME ON ELIDE — I CANT HANDLE ANOTHER CAIRN-NAPPING#the Prince of the North and the Lion the protector and the ever impatient in love idiot we all love Lorcan#He knew some of them. Had commanded them. Were they now his enemy? — they are all having some inner morality battles#What manner of birds? Raptors mostly — none from the House of Whitethorn — they fought for him on the other borders… for her🥹😭them#why so many guards if no Aelin hmm???? SHES HERE GUYS#though Gavriel kept glancing to the tattoos inked on his hands. How many more lives would he need to add before they were through?#Aelin had been trained to endure torture. Elide... He could see those scars on her from the shackles. — how about we save them both?😭🖤#She had endured too much suffering and terror already. He couldn't allow her to face another heartbeat of it--#Rowan and his random hatchet now😅😂 it’s giving my wife is gone unhinged in the woods with the bros might become a horror movie vibes#But then a two-note whistle echoed and Lorcan's legs wobbled so violently he sat back onto the rock where he'd been perched-OH MY ELORCAN😭🖤#also Lorcan… perched??? isn’t that bird boy Rowan’s thing?😅😂🤣#her cheeks rosy in the cool night air. — cheeks pink in the twinkling lights tell me bout the first time you saw me (shipping in insanity)#She was fine. She was unhurt. There was no enemy on her tail. Elide's eyes met his. Wary and uncertain. I met someone.#THANK GOD — but also wait WHAT-when?WHO?HOW?#also this quote posted is like one of the reasons I love Elide#another grand Maasverse enterance is on its way?#the fact the opening line shows that being sold out to Maeve is the same as death — OH GET TO AELIN ALREADY PLEASE#no more tattoos guys — what’s with Maeve’s wolves — isn’t dark haired beauty what Elide called the girl in the caravan so maybe it’s her
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i always said that once i stop caring what other people think about me it’s over for you bitches and it’s finally happened i’m literally untouchable
#everyone else my age like oh i’m getting married ! oh i had a baby ! me i’m becoming evil#i decided months ago that i’m done i live in the worst place in the country or on earth even and these asshole people are not getting any#more out of me. i don’t smile at anyone anymore. i don’t make eye contact. i’m done with this place and these rude ass people#so today i was at the gas station and pulled up behind someone and got out and the pump didn’t work so i got back in#and waited for the girl in front of me to be done bc everywhere else had a line anyway#so when she finally leaves the asshole in the jeep behind me is yelling at me through his window and literally about to rear end me#and i’m trying to tell him that one doesn’t work so he’s still yelling at me through the window and i keep mouthing IT DOES NOT WORK#bc he simply is not getting and finally he sticks his piece of shit head out the window and LISTENS to me and i said it DOESNT WORK.#it’s BROKEN.#and i realize he thought i was just waiting to be at the first pump and holding up the line but i don’t fucking care#so then he goes. oh. and he gets out and i said you can try it but it says it’s broken.#monotone bc i’m not trying to be nice#and he’s like oh ok. then i take back everything i said about you in the car LOL#and i said. ok.#and he said nah i wasnt saying anything about you#and i said nothing#then he’s a fuck face so he’s all embarrassed and acting like we’re buddies now#so he’s like huuuh. usually there’s an attendant walking around.. and i say i havent seen anyone. not looking at him#and he goes huuuh usually they put a sign or something out that it’s broken and i said nothing so like#the slimy piece of shit he is he silently gets back in his car and waits and then i leave and i’m like#in this circumstance 100% normally my heart would have been pounding out my chest bc i’m afraid of confrontation and who isnt afraid of#men yelling at them but this time i felt nothing except anger bc why the fuck are you trying to start something with me in the fucking gas#station go to another fucking line if you’re in that big of a rush and also learn how to fucking read when it says pump out of order#before you try to fucking rear end me which go for it btw bc i have dash cams and anyway#i’m so fucking sick of living here and i’ll never get out#but. i’m proud of myself for not being afraid or scared and just dealing with that piece of shit straightforward
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Vova, when Olena holds hands with him
(Feel free to caption this, everyone.)
#Vova suddenly remembered he actually managed to make that cute shy girl fall in love with him almost 30 years ago#“oh my god”#“OH MY GOD”#“hooooly shit”#“She is holding my hand”#“SHE IS HOLDING MY HAND”#“okay volodymyr”#“act normal”#“ACT NORMAL”#“BREATHE”#“dont blow it”#“RELAX”#“BUT SHE IS HOLDING MY HAND”#“wait ...”#“... we are married ..”.#“...and we had sex last night ...”#“WE ARE MARRIED AND WE HAD SEX LAST NIGHT”
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this is a better racial commentary than the whole white triangle arc
#myposts#legion#legion of super heroes#lyle norg#jacques foccart#oh can the white boy disappear and avoid punishment in a way the black boy cannot?#next youre going to tell me the alien girls racial otherness is exoticised and eroticized in a way that denies her the ability to disappear#oh wait . maras assertion that nothing really changed when she got her powers holds for all three of them
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