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“OHMIGOSH SHE JUST RAN IN?!!” 

I was too excited to finish this so I harnessed that joy (and tea) to power through! Hopefully there are no glaring mistakes that will slap me later in the morning…but…I’m too excited not to share right now ahh!! Hope you guys enjoy!!

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I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

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just hear those sleigh bells

hurgling

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Save Mohammed ..

Dear humanity,

Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment. I am in desperate need of your help. My son’s life is hanging by a thread, and he may not survive without urgent medical treatment This was after he was shot by an Israeli drone He was critically injured in his feet. Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him – either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others

I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment

Donate now:👇👇 gofundme.com

‎‏Thank you for your compassion and support during this critical time.

#free_palestine 22 🍉🇵🇸

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hey man can i come over and be sickly in the corner of your living room

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i know my mutuals so whenever i see a horny post im like. *sigh* which republican senator is this about this time

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Stan is SUCH a girldad it makes my heart hurt

(Any ship taggers will be blocked on sight 🩷)

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her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

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you know that furry spectrum meme. there's an evil version of it.

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For those curious:

Our lowest 3 smash are

2.4 for the Elon Musk poll

2.7 for the charles III

4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres

Our highest 3 smash are

95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll

93 for the Appalachian Moutains

92 for the type 30 rotary phone

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from what i can tell this guy got in a serious accident while tryna clean his teeth

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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ok well i'm gonna go jerk off now *starts getting lowered by chain pulley into an ominous glowing red pit*