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Ongoing stepladder debate
#its a stepladder#i take no other answer#i took the chance to add a bunch of random stuff in the newspaper#it might be a little bit hard to navigate#oopsie#the confusing apollo and polly the parrot thing is something that actuallt happened#she actually thought i was talking about the parrot whenver i mentioned “oh yeah polly is defending that guy”#THE PARROT.#although its ace attorney its plausible#anyway#ace attorney#narumitsu#wrightworth#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#apollo justice#kind of#ace attorney fanart#lopsaii art#ema skye#klavier gavin
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#wicked#gelphie#elphaba thropp#glinda upland#Dorothy: oh awesome she has her held to a wall#Dorothy: wait what is she doing. is this how magic works in oz??#actually Dorothy would be like: oz is already so goddamn weird this might as well happen
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there is, famously, a huge amount of social pressure on gnc cis people to transition. society just wants more trans people, trans women especially. this is a real and serious problem. there are just too many trans women making egg jokes. we have to protect the poor cis people from being compared to us (which is clearly and self evidently a horrible thing to do clearly)
#juney.txt#I'm gonna drink lighter fluid#are the people calling every single gnc cis person they see an egg in the room with us right now?#this is not a real thing that happens but if it was it wouldn't be a thing worth taking seriously#you people just found a sociably acceptable way to act like trans women are oppressing cis people#so you can Heroically Tell Them Off or whatever#over fucking *nothing*#I hope every single cis man wakes up tomorrow in a basement with an estrogen needle stuck in their vein#especially if they're gnc#oh god I just realised why they constantly bring that up in this stupid hypothetical#it's to give the hypothetical cis person an aura of queerness.#so that disrespecting their gendernonconformity#by suggesting they might actually not be a guy who is fem (queering it) but rather a gal who is fem#becomes some kind of queerphobic erasure#it's trying to reframe things to make it look like trans people even talking about the idea of eggs is Punching Down against other queer ppl#God fucking damn it
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and if i were to write this? if i were to start a long-form fic that picks up where season 7 left off? what then?
what do you mean there’s only 7 seasons of legends? i distinctly remember an eighth season where they go to time jail, run into leonard snart who’s there for blowing up the oculus, escape, engage in wacky hijinks, and embrace gay love
#legends of tomorrow#i���m thinking the big bad would be some sort of magic user because astra needs to reach the full potential of her character arc#maybe i can even bring in zatanna as a character?#and of course i would make leonard snart queer#i can’t see myself writing coldflash in this au but i’d make them interact atleast once after len’s back#and obviously the avalance baby#welcome to the world dinah lance-sharpe#nate’s going to be there because i hc that man’s commitment issues won’t let him stay in the totem full time#but steelhacker remains canon#and i will include the obligatory nate-gets-high episode#oh this might actually happen#leonard snart#oh the plans i have about len’s potential character development#i need him to realize that being a better thief than his father may have made him feel satisfied but being in a loving family will#make him feel fufilled#i also think seeing mick as a happy and loving father will be really impactful for len after he gets out of time jail#len being an ass while simulataneously mother henning the younger legends?#who’s to say#ava and len have an enemies to besties arc because ava is characteristically jealous abt sara’s past partners and len eggs her on and#flirts with everyone as a power play#but ultimately they bond over meticulous planning and being surrounded by idiots#len secretly appreciates her binders but would never admit it#ava as a true-crime lover appreciates len’s criminal genius but would never admit it#astra logue#steelhacker#ava sharpe#avalance#sara lance
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Gore, Violence and Blood under the cut
What a mess
#fop nature au#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop#dale dimmadome#Flowers OC#candy gore#gore#blood#body horror#this really is a mess on so many levels#I wanted to make this situation as difficult as possible for the fairy council to theoretically clear up#everything from the animal to the location to the injury is a nightmare to try and explain#And theres a reason I spent so much time showing the gore getting on his injury. Mans gonna have a rainbow bitemark on his leg forever now#Not exactly easy to explain away#Also I think I accidentally established that Magic was a little toxic so he might have minor blood poisoning lol#Im sure he'll be fine#This is how all gay people are made but the fairies make you forget it#Actually while scripting this I realized how much this looked like the set up for some kind were-deer or were-fairy(??) plotline#which was not the intention but would be a hilarious direction to take the plot in LMAO#Also Id like to mention that flowers is fine. Fairies are functionally immortal aside from magic backup#Itll be healed up like nothing happened it no time#that being said it is still kinda pissed about the skull smashing#Dales got multiple broken ribs plush his leg is in shambled. Absolutely demolished#He's gonna have to get metal implants#You might think 'oh he's gonna opt to get a prosthetic leg now too'#No. Because hes a cowardly little bitch#He doesnt want to get his leg removed if its not absolutely necessary and because he's a nasty little hypocrite#Anyway this will be the start of a very nasty spiral methinks
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Dear person on the bus this morning with the Dracula quote tattoo whose phone was open to my youtube channel, sorry I pretended not to notice and also was too shy to say hello
#what does one say??? 'oh! I happened to glance at your phone and I see my youtube thumbnails!'?#also I'm SO SO CLOSE to finishing the shirt video I swear it's coming soon!!#I need to finish adding the music and pictures and also do the written version of the tutorial that I've been neglecting#alas I can't post the video until I finish the blog posts because I say in the video that I have a full written tutorial#actually the tattoo Might not have been for Dracula quote reasons because it was 'Denn die Todten reiten schnell' but idk
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#HEHEHE THEY'RE SO CUTE I LOVE THEMMM#such a shame these scenes are so brief 😭#avatar#avatar 2#the way of water#sully family#jake sully#neytiri#neteyam#kiri#lo'ak#jeytiri#lì'fya leNa'vi#gif#i'm actually not sure whether Jake is meant to be saying “sloa tsyal” (wide wing) or “slotsyal” (stormglider) here#but i thiiiiiink i hear the -a sound in there#i mean i suppose it doesn't REALLY matter; either one would make sense in this context#and the species name “slotsyal” derives from “sloa tsyal” anyways (as I'm sure you could've guessed hrh)#(btw “syu” is not a real word; just the closest I could come to the “whoosh” sound effect he's making with Forest dialect phonetics hrh)#it sounds like he also says something else before Neytiri says “hufwe” but I can't make out what it's supposed to be#cuz the voiceover narration is talking over it -_-;#in the next shot when Neytiri is running around she also says something#sounds like it might be “tysal latsu” meaning roughly “must be a wing”#or perhaps “tsyal atun” meaning “red/orange wing” which would make sense with Kiri's little Toruk toy#but I think there's an S sound in there so idk#again it's hard to tell because the narration is playing over it#SHUT UP NARRATION JAKE I'M TRYING TO HEAR WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE SCENE 😭#oh well
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oh another youtuber who makes frat boy comedy has been accused of assaulting women in some way? how absolutely shocking.
#i said this when it happened with david dobrik and i’m gonna say it now#i genuienly always got weird frat boy energy from both of them#and thus never liked their content#sad to see my instincts might be correct#also if ppl come in here slutshaming tana or being misogynistic or saying she deserved it#rethink why you’re doing that.#ppl saying: oh he’s not like that! you’ve never met him. he’s a youtube personality u don’t actually know him#why do ppl wanna protect their favorite white boy so bad#cody ko#youtube drama#tana mongeau#commentary#commentary channel#youtube#david dobrik#commentary youtube
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you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah
#sorry i got really into my feelings about mark hoffman again#the very specific version of him in my brain that i really really wish i had the time and energy to properly share with you guys#saw#well until i muster the energy to explode all of my feelings out into a fic. if you want to TRY and understand#know that my three biggest hoffman fic insps right now are as follows#your best kept secret hoffman. a series of mistakes hoffman. and rushed like a dreadful wind hoffman.#there is a very clear throughline just know i am extremely emotionally compromised rn#thinking about theee fics vs the canon path hoffman spirals down#something something the absolute tragedy of watching a man's descent into madness#the transformation of a man into a monster#and what could have saved him from himself and kramer's corruption#sorry i'm rambling so much oh my god i was just having such a crying fit out of nowhere about this#do you think he could feel it happening. do you think he was aware he was losing his mind.#the script version of him fucks with me so bad. the crazed rankings and the longer hair and him not being well kept anymore#it's impossible to think he didn't know he was deteriorating#fuuuck okay i need to either chill or write a whole longfic rn#i project on that guy so much i truly don't know if i could properly write my vision of him#until i do something more substantial the full extent of my hoffman exists for me and my boyfriend only. they get me like no one else#well ginny and jenna also get me. please read best kept secret and a series of mistakes Oh My God#where am i going with this. i like tag rambling actually this is a nice way to do it without forcing EVERYONE to read my delirium#anyways if you've read all of this i think i love you? feel free to dm me about hoffman and my very specific headcanons and aus#maybe soon i'll try and start writing my fics about this tragic man#i could never say any of this on twitter btw they'd string me up for my opinions on him as a sad wet beast who could have been fixed#if only he hadn't been weaponized first#god i'm too tired to even be as embarrassed about this as i should be. thought i unlearned cringe already#but i've been spending way too much time on twitter and they HAAATE hoffman there#rip. i know it's not that serious but i'm sensitive rn and hate feeling lonely in my thoughts#ok bye for real otherwise i'll never shut up. i might tag ramble more often bc this was therapeutic in a way i needed badly#cat chat
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the final phrase of my last sentence / hangs in the air, sounding stupider and stupider
#THE LINK IS MY BIRDRICK PLAYLIST. LISTEN TO IT PLEASEEEEE#rick and morty#birdrick#rick sanchez#rick c137#oh my GOD i struggled w the colours on this one. im SOOOO bad at colours man 😭😭😭😭😭 bane of my life#idgaf if this isnt how it happened in the actual scene. imagery over truth#if it bothers u ummm imagine its a dream or smth.#had to take dreadful reference pics of myslef for this. worth it#i might change the playlist art at some point to smth more fitting but idgaf i just want to show ppl now#and ive wanted to draw this for a whileee now lol#BUT YEAHHHHH. LISTEN TO MY PLAYLIST BOY#artsbotz#oh my god ok im not makinga ny more tiny edits. POST#COMPLETELY FORGOT TO TALK ABT THE PLAYLIST LOL#urmm hopefully its kinda clear which pov each song is. except a few kinda mixed ones#it goesssss all the way from them meeting up until like. s5 ending kinda#apologies again for all the csh. youll have to cope im afraid#its vital listening. listen to twin fantasy btw. btw
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Acesan Ace not immune to the zosan ship? (Ace calm down that Law is possessive)
Not sure why I did this sorry haha
#might be cause i compared lawzo and acesan in another post and si.ply had to stick em all on the same canvas#see what came out#like throwing characters in an enclosure... and... oh no whats happeneing to me#i almost dont wanna post this#lol#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#portgas d ace#trafalgar water d law#acesan#lawzo#zolaw#arrigjt... *rolls up sleebes*#*kicks this outta drafts*#also haha i finally drew ace+sanji on the same page lol maybe next time ill draw them actually interacting#one piece
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Controversial opinion: Vox's design sucks
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Because he should be wearing a NORMAL TIE. not a BOWTIE. It would:
Add to his businessman persona
Give a place for that wifi symbol to go that isn't awkward
Be a good opposing design to Alastor's bowtie
Potentially give the idea he's moved away (or attempting to) from Alastor. Especially if they had it that Vox USED to wear a bowtie.
Also, we joke about it but seriously, why does everyone have a bowtie when it doesn't make sense for some characters like Husk--
I rest my case your honors.
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Rebuttle:
Vox having the bowtie could signify him latching onto his past with Alastor and not being able to move on
#DAMMIT. FOILED BY MYSELF ONCE AGAIN#Oh don't mind me just having a two way debate with myself#We all know the bowtie was just cuz Viv happens to like that on her characters#which we all have a sort of favorite go to design element so can't blame her#(even if on a professional level maybe that shouldn't be the case but I digress. She's fair to live her bowtie dreams)#But think of the SYMBOLISM that isn't actually there#Which fair. This is 100% one of those things fans might look more into than the creator and the creator is justified not thinking it#Bowties are deep and complex now#Vox like a cat or dog not wanting to get clothes put on them when Velvette tries to put him in a normal ass tie is a fun visual at least#Vel: “Vox if you want a more professional look you need to get rid of the bowtie.”#Vox: “No. I refuse. I must prove I wear a bowtie better than Alastor.”#celtrist#cel rambles#hazbin hotel#hellaverse#hazbin hotel design#hazbin hotel critique#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#vox the tv demon
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Trigun (small) sketch dump :D
Easy to care, easy to love
The neighbor from 311
#hi :) its been a while OWBDK#oh the same as usual. uni. personal life. no creative juice. real fun#actually these are all from arounddd february? march? i think#i saw a vampire Vash file thats unfinished and i might finish it later for the funsies#it was when the whole heat abt it happened and i wanted to do it but never finished it OSBFKW#see you sometime later with that 🫡#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#vashwood#trigun stampede#vash#wolfwood#nicholas trigun#trigun fanart#lenssi draws#the neighbor from 311#easy to care.easy to love
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sometimes I think I don't have many thoughts or feelings about Ema, but then I think about her returning from Europe after her studies, failing to get the job she's dedicated her life to since she was a teenager, finding out that the man who saved both her and her sister got disbarred for submitting false evidence, being assigned to the prosecutor who got him disbarred, and running to find him only to be greeted by this slippery, silent stranger who won't talk about what he did or what really happened, and who's behaving just like her sister did for years, and I think about how powerless she is to help him because he won't let her, because he won't trust her, just as Lana hadn't for so much of her life, and how he should know better than to do that to her, but he doesn't or maybe he just doesn't care, and I think about Ema who came back full of hope and conviction only for that all to turn to dust in her hands in a matter of days, and I realise I do think about her a lot actually.
#ema skye#just. the women. in these games. they're so good but they get put through so much.#ace attorney#phoenix wright#beanix#ace attorney apollo justice#ema who reminded phoenix so much of maya he had to help her. that same ema going back to him except now she isnt maya and phoenix is lana#and ema is just little ema skye. the girl whom no one will speak to or trust with the truth so she might as well give up#i know people are like oh no she gave him the pin and snackoos they were in touch like. she didnt know he had a daughter.#lana skye#she's technically here too in spirit#wonder what happened to lana actually. she should be out by the time ema comes back
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anyway what I'm saying is BISEXUAL Icarus who in his mortal life fell (quite literally) for the splendor of Apollo in his chariot, and in his death falls in love with the princess of the Underworld, who also shines in her own way
#both of them are gods. and icarus was a mere mortal. and then he was a mere shade#but his story is about hubris for a reason!!!#look I know this might not very accurate to what actually happened in his tale. but let me have this#he learnt from his life and is a better person in death. but deep. very deep inside he still Wants so baddddd#i think it'd be so cool. that against all hopes he likes to think he has a chance (he does btw sgg i need melinoe to kiss him)#oh and also bisexuality be upon ye icarus#hades 2 spoilers#hades 2#waxwitch#icamel
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WARNING OP LOVES COCK THIS POST IS ABOUT COCK. ITS SO GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL ❤️ GOOD MORNING TO PENISES EVERYWHERE
I spun more of what's on the distaff--im starting to get a feel for how to draft from this. Decided to pull of a sample to see how it turned out--its quite worsted ! I dunno why but I was completely expecting a woolen yarn from this. Makes sense though, the fibers are pretty aligned the whole time.
Still a problem with tons of lumps and bumps though. The prep is the issue--I willowed it first and it wouldn't draft for shit, so I layered it onto a blending board after that and now it's much better, but still very inconsistent. Next I'll try processing on hand cards first. I wonder how wool is supposed to be processed for a distaff--surely not how I'm doing it ?
#considering prefacing my posts this way now what do you guys think#might need some adjustment#i prefer avoiding the. oh ill just click on this complimentary tag on my post to see more fiber posts theyve reblogged :) and then its just#transphobia.#right so i like to avoid that as much as possible. already happens more than enough. will they stop maybe if i do this ?#this blog is for me more than anyone else so if it comes to actual dick pics at the top im fine with that#distaff#spinning#handspun yarn#supported spindle
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