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hydriadd · 5 days ago

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i haven’t seen this name in ages..

#this is NOT what I was expecting tonight #oh this fuck ass bear #i’m not crying you are #shhh #i take back any ill thing i’ve said about that stupid smug bear #there’s also been capybaras #and a rat with a gun #and a dog #in this stream #oh it’s just as unhinged as i remember #:(#anyways #merry crisis #to those who celebrate #but happy December to all #qsmp

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tiredcowboyy · 1 year ago

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I hate when people (usually men on reddit) are like “if you met arthur back then he would murder you for breathing in his existence!” Oh would he? When? Before or after he’s finished doodling bunnies and flowers?

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mulchwave · 9 months ago

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trans mascs see anime men that look like this and go insane

#lupin iii #not just lupin iii but i do feel like lupin is like maybe the most laser targeted to make transmascs crazy #the knuckles the stubble the scrungle... masculinity not achieved through athletic self domination but through an unregulated body #oh to be just some fucking guy #in the words of goemon pulling an exploding bear trap out of lupin's ass: transcendent #edit: i now know goemon is saying ‘transcend it’ but i stand by what i said

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mileenaxyz · 2 months ago

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That "teaser" told me nothing.

Also, does anybody else wonder if that clip is from Claire and Carmy's wedding? Because if the writers decide to do some supremely dumb shit like that, I'mma have me a deep belly laugh.

#the bear #the bear hulu #the bear fx #carmy berzatto #sydcarmy #sydney adamu #oh hell nah #y'all we are not getting sydcarmy #talmbout “work” family and shit like i give a fuck #these writers about to fuck us in the ass #and then once more in the face #anti claire bear

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allpromarlo · 8 months ago

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i don’t think a character has ever polarized me as much as geto has. i will hate on that mfer without a lick of shame but let me see ONE fanart of him and

#he’s so UGHHHHH but i just Do Not like his character #at least post defection #bc oh you massacred an entire village started a cult and tried to manipulate a fragile 16 year old into a murder machine??? ok #pre defection that’s my baby my angel my sweet boy #but cult leader geto is just. No??#design wise yes but everything else boy GET the fuck outta here #that’s why i like kenjaku better bc he actually makes the look work #if you don’t believe me look at the difference between jjk0 geto and s2 kenjaku. goodnight #and also a bit irked by his fans constantly bringing him up in conversations about gojo……#like ok. we get it you think jjk is a BL drama. whatever can we move on now #like who called yall LMAOOOOO #n e ways geto my pookie bear my baby angel <3<3<3 i h8 his ass so much i was laughing when yuta black flashed him into next tuesday #and those lil girls he adopted?? BROOOO when sukuna killed them that was my reason for living #like YESSSS GET THEM AGAIN FOR ME KING!!!#they served no purpose and they were annoying goodbye #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #geto suguru #suguru geto #also stsg shippers dni #bc ew #no #makes sense. does not compel me at all #i Do Not want to see it 😌

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starryluminary · 7 months ago

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Oh my FUCKING God Saw VI was so good. Oh my GOD that might of been the best Saw so far oooohhhhh my God

#slowly but surely im catching up with the saw franchiser #anyway oh my god. Hoffman getting the reverse bear trap srapped on him by Jill. Penance.#Williams whole thing with the choosing who lives or dies only for the dead who he thought he didnt have to worry about to bite him in the-#-ass and kill him.#the tension with the FBI figuring out it was Hoffman and not Strahm.#THE TRAPS. THE CAROUSEL. I FUCKING LOVE THE CAROUSEL.#and the THEMES in this one Im gonna explode. This was such a good Saw #thats it I just needed that out of my system #saw #saw vi #saw 6 #Starry speaks

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morballs · 3 months ago

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I think that people frequently tend to forget that Mackenzie is a little shit in the WM campaign, both through the few player choices and just in normal dialogue and cutscenes

#“have you seen her. 😐” to the blind woman #“ohh my drunkard ass crashed the fucking plane and im still in love with my ex wife ough by the way youre fucking crazy Jerimiah 😒”#to the guy on bedrest because he got FUCKING mauled by a BEAR #?? oh and also the part where he like pretends to be cool before getting executed by Mathis by like ?? accidentally flirting with him #“oghhh we gotta stop meeting like this...me tied to a chair......you acting crazy”#the fucking way it stopped mathis in his tracks too like he was wondering what the fuck mackenzies major malfunction was #and the part where Mackenzie lies to the fucking forest talker like oh ya. yup this is alllll thats in the bag and then sees #the motherfuckers dead body later #jokes. aside i love you mackenzie. please awkwardly and unknowingly flirt with the convicts again i found it greatly amusing.

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cat-dragron · 2 months ago

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I'm still so mad that August Kitko was such a mid book and like I would go do far as to say maybe it was bad but it's likely it just wasn't for me.

And then I read Hell Followed With Us and realize hey now... there's a lot of similarities between these two books and wow i am enjoying this other book way more. I almost want to dig into that and figure out why. Can you ever dislike something so much you want to take a scalpel to it and dissect it to find the bloody heart? Yeah that's what I'm feeling with August Kitko... it kinda sucks but I need to know why it makes me so mad.

#cat rambles #both books are about queer people at the end of the world #both are written by trans authors and yet the queerness is handled so differently #i just.... hell followed with us manages to really get into the world building and it feels alive despite most of hunanity being dead #akatmfs just... it feels so surface level and the more i think about thst book the more pissed off i get #i really wanted to like it SO BADLY AND YET I AM JUST SEETHING #i did finish akatmfs and i was just disaappinted at the ending #there are moments in hell followed with us that made me shriek out loud like OH SHIT ya know???#i like it when authors do interesting things with their medium #andrew joseph white does that so well with the spirit bears its teeth and with hell followed with us #ann leckie also does this well just with how she writes the characters and differing perspectives #akatmfs just.... even with two main characters it just doesnt do anything interesting with that #LIKE FUCK okay #chapter 1 is from gus's pov which is good! then chapter 2 is all from ardent's persepctive iirc #thats cool!!! i like different povs but then it just starts changing pov in the middle of yhe chapter and that just.... okay i guess #i thought you were setting up this cool rhing IT COULD HAVE BEEN SO COOL #theres a part where gus gets kocked the fuck out #imagine if instead of having thet dull ass conversation with Infinite the chapter was just kike a single line of him passed out and then we #snap back to ardent #THAT WOULD BE THRILLING #THAT WOULD BE SUSPENSEFUL BC WE DONT KNOW WHATLL HAPPEN TO GUS #but no we get thus dumb ass concersation between gus and infinite that i just disnt care for #i read it all and god i just rolled my eyes becasue of course the book reveals the mystery of where the Vanguards cane from so fast #maybe i just gotta write an essay about this idk #i have thoughts

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tenrose · 4 months ago

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They are doing a LOTR marathon in the cinemas but it's Saturday and I fucking work Saturdays, why do I have to submit to the fatal order of needing money 😭😭😭😭

I can still go to watch ROTK though 👀

#it's starting at 11 finishing past midnight hdjjdsjz #if i push people outta my way skip lunch i could maybe be on time for ttt #but it's betting on good public transport #oh and by the way i might not be able to come back home if there's the slightest delay #but that's a problem for the me after having seen rotk #i think im gonna go only for rotk #cause ttt is not realistically possible #and i do need to it and stay hydrated lmao #so.... what if i just do that #honestly i appreciate the marathon idea #but also to be completely honest #even if i could #i now have the body of someone lowkey burn out from sitting behind a desk for 9h #so they could do a run on three Saturday nights for the elders (my 32 ass lmfao)#but hey they are playing it it's all that matters #i didn't see them in the cinema back then #so even if i only watch rotk #im gonna cry so fucking much #i wouldn't bear Boromir's death on a giant 4k screen #but like helm's deep battle on fucking giant screen??? i would combust #WAIT #SAM SPEEECH ON A GIANT SCREEN???? IM GOING TO PASS OUT #i won't survive only one movie #guys im already crying sususjjzjzjz #aaaaaaahhhhhhhh #misc

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p2iimon · 8 months ago

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drawing more furry fnaf art. yknow just to keep you posted. i love posting in the tags sorry these ones got away from me

#sammy is a brown bear (like freddy). his mom is white like funtime freddy #then crying child is blue (like bon bon. and to go with lizzies bonnet pink) (theyre not twins in my au but they definitely act like it. so #its like cute.) mrs. afton is blue violet (rockstar bonnie) bc i was running out of colors. i had already assigned her blue anyway.#max is black bc i seriously ran out of rabbit colors. or! no wait shadow bonnie. thats totally the inspo and not i had made his ears black #already. i think thats literally every rabbit color available. the afton family is pretty big. ig vanny. who would go with vanessa. obvi bu #shes not in my au. or at least not an afton. and therefore not a rabbit. if she was though shed be white.#and if you havent seen any previously drawn ones henry and william are yellow (obviously. they already have fursonas. theyre the reason #everyone else gets one. LOL) micheals purple like classic bonnie (who... is purple even if it was then retconned. hes purple. look at #withered bonnie. i hate ppl who say its just lighting. thats a lie by big blue bonnie. he was literally purple and then he changed his mind #like i said lizzie is pink like bonnet. and then charlie is black like lefty. because duhh.#DONT ask me about how this shit works okay. the rabbit dated the rabbit and the bear dated the bear. bc thats what happened. theres not #here. the bears got divorced. and the rabbits. the yellow rabbit and bear are fucking #no um. i like willry but i think if they were really fucking. i just think things would go differently. henry's gay in my au i dont think i #he actually had a man to fuck he'd manage to have children. its not who he is to me. will is bi but he obv thinks henry is some exception t #him being perfectly normal and straight. everyone wants to fuck their business partner. otherwise youd do it yourself #ig they can fuck after. i hate when people do these boring aus where henry and william never get married and william isnt a murderer and so #like what? theres nothing? just a couple of guys? if im looking for fics where theyre fucking im not looking for a fic where everything is #nice and clean. be serious. can we at least have some angst about it being the 70s or are you too much of a bitch for that too #anyway.....#simons spouting #simons fnaf au #OH also if anyone reads this whats the stance on this stupid idea i have where sammy pretends he has a thing for michael to annoy max. bc.#their parents had a thing for eachother. and sammy and max have a more familial relationship. and michael and charlie have a familial #relationship. but michael and sammy have barely met and do not at all. is it pushing it? i was thinking yknow from sammys perspective that'#'his sons' dad but! like you can fuck your sons dad. that's not weird. unless thats the way youre phrasing it i guess LOL. but i guess #michael would be like. thats 'my sisters' brother. and that is not someone you fuck*. BUT this isnt michaels perspective its sammy being #annoying. and from sammys perspective that is NOT his sister and there for NOT his sisters brother. *also im pretty sure this is subjective #if youre just friends. yknow. the ethics of sammy using this to bother max is not on the table because i think he deserves to be a #a bit of an ass. anyway LMAOO fkdglfg. let me know if youd like ive got anon asks on. please dont judge me for not knowing this.

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illmoraineakoi · 1 year ago

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Everyone out here giving Hollow cute moth partners, or pretty mantises or bees or whatnot.

Fuck that, where's the AU where Hollow falls in love with a massive feral Wyrm?

#*Long Sigh* I guess I'll have to Do It Myself then #Hollow Knight #Yall are sleeping on this and it's criminal #It's such a funny idea #Tiny quiet and kind Hollow seeing a massive Wyrm just fucking up another Higher Being and going like-#''Oh no she's hot.''#and then like ''whAT DID I JUST THINK?!''#And she's just like...''wtf is this tiny little toothpick doing staring at me? you ain't food gtfo''#Hollow's got the Wyrm Genes that make him think Wyrms are Sexy and he's CONFUSED #But he tries to court her anyway because he's caught the Stupid For Her sickness #And she's annoyed for soooo looong because he won't leave her alone and his attempts at courting her are pathetically laughable.#Until one day she realizes -- ''Oh fUCK I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS IDIOT''#Obligatory 'antagonist tries to hurt/kill Hollow and Wyrm Lady goes absolutely BERSERK on their ass.' idea #But destroying them kills her and Hollow has to watch her die bc Rule of Angst #(He can't heal her. He lost the ability to Focus from containing the Radiance.)#(But he remembers what the King did and tries to desperately get her to do that too. It doesn't seem like it works...)#(But he refuses to leave her body bc he can't bear to loose her so he's there when she violently claws her way out the side of it)#(She collapses-bloody and exhausted-into his arms and greets him with the derisive nickname for him that's turned into an affectionate one)#(And he laughs while weeping tears of void. he laughs in relief and gratitude and love)

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moe-broey · 1 year ago

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I am SO deeply obsessed w this line up of Forging Bonds supporting characters like. I'm SO 👁️👁️

LIKE. Sorry most of this is just gonna be screenshots between me and my sister LMFAOOO (TIRED) and also on Alcryst she said it best actually

I'M. SO EXCITED to see what their dynamic is gonna be I think they're going to be the funniest collection of guys ever.

ALSO?????? NOT ONLY TAKUMI/ALCRYST FRIENDSHIP REAL BUT POTENTIALLY ALFONSE/ALFRED FRIENDSHIP REAL???????????????????? It could be that Diamant speaks to each of them separately, but I'm SO interested.

ALSO HOPING that this Forging Bonds we actually get to see the other sides of Alfred, espppp since the game is out/has been out for a while (maybe they didn't want to show their hand too much since the first Engage banner was almost like a promo/first impression?) Alfred IS an incredibly fascinating and kind and complex character. I really would love to see them capture that side of him, where he's looking after his allies, ect.

ALSO ALSO. Lapis and Fredrick are gonna be funny as hell LMFAOOOOOOOOOO they're gonna go bear hunting together 😊😊😊🥰🥰🥰🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 (LEGITIMATELY SO EXCITED TO SEE THEM HAHAHAHA I adore Lapis esppp when she's. Just engaging in Normal Girl Behavior 🩷) (killing bears without being fazed collecting resources via foraging watering down milk so that it can be spread as far as possible across army members and be saved for later and nothing goes to waste. Just girly things 🩷)

#feh #I'M SO EXCITED...... i love characters.#i actually haven't used citrenne at all but it will be interesting to see more of anna.#i feel like i'm considering anna more lately. like as a character independent of her gimmicks. i need to study her.#i feel like this forging bonds caters to me specifically LMFAOOOO #I'M SO EXCITED FOR LAPIS AS WELL. I LOVE HER #i'm just. hhhhfhghggghghghhhgggg (positive)#alcryst #fe alfonse #fe takumi #diamant #fe lapis #just. tagging these guys i feel they're the most relevant charas here 🫡#oh my god wait do you think lapis is gonna give fredrick a hard time for not liking bear meat #this five foot nothing pink girl is gonna get his fucking ass for being a picky eater JSHSJSHKAHDKSHS

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bearbearhems · 2 years ago

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He’s so big now 😵‍💫

#niall horan #daddy #broad ass shoulders #i remember the twink era #he’s a muscle bear now 🥵#fucking sapphires for eyes like wow #the sheer tank top…oh jesus hold me back

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gibbearish · 1 year ago

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the thing with autism right. is i know if i was having a full mental health crisis what i would end up doing is going to the emergency room and being like "hello, my name is (x) birthday (y), um i was hoping to talk to you about potential mental health inpatient care? i'm currently having a mental health crisis and don't think i can be trusted on my own" like if there's one thing i can be sure will live on in me no matter how hard the brainworms try. is my fucking customer service voice

#like itll be busted as fuck because ill be freaking out but you bet ill be sobbing my way through verbally drafting an email #ive done it before‚ like im a frustrated crier and once i start crying i cant turn it off so ive had a couple times where i had a breakdown #at work‚ cried about it a lot‚ and my lead pulled me into a meeting room after i calmed down to check in #and as soon as i started talking it just started again so i had to be like 'sorry th-this is just something m-m-my bod-dy does‚ i-i'm calm #m-mentally but i just c-cant turn this-is off‚ just try to i-ignore HIC it and f-f-focus-s on the w-wwwords‚#(tired of crytyping so just mentally fill it in yourself in everything else i say)#n they offered me more time to chill but im like no really i genuinely am calm‚ i calm down wayyy before my body does its gonna #keep doing this on and off all day‚ it takes hours for it to fully calm down and is on a hair trigger the entire time #so thinking about this will make it kick back up again no matter what unless we talk tomorrow‚ so if youre ok with bearing with me then cool #and theyre like. dang ok and just focused on what i said #or much more recently i was talking to my roommate‚ stopped‚ held up a finger + stood there silently for ten seconds‚#then was like 'sorry about that‚ i think i have to throw up. excuse me for a moment. what was that? oh gotcha yeah i'll message you if i #need anything‚ thank you'#and just typing it out like that it sounds like i was fine and just saw it coming a ways away. however that is not the case #i had had my covid booster and some other vaccine earlier that day‚ lost 5 vials of blood‚ eaten Nothing‚ drank only #acidic-ass apple juice‚ and had just hit my vape too hard #keeping it in once it made its presence known was a feat of will the likes of which have never been seen before #and still my sentences prevail

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kitthew · 2 years ago

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no one understands my hatred of doodles other than people who also work in pet care

#whenever i fell normal people how much i hate them they’re like Oh but they’re so cute #and it’s like no!! you don’t understand!! those are Grown Ass Adult Men!!!#you will see them standing straight up in their cages and be like There’s a man in there!!!#it’s terrifying!!! and they have the stupidity and chaos of whatever they’re mixed with #and the evilness of poodles #i’ve never met one that’s well behaved #and they are so ugly. So so so ugly. i’m sorry #except when they’re pubbies they look like teddy bears #they are Evil evil evil genuinely only type of dog i don’t like #anyways i have opinions #the guy who created the breed says it’s his life regret and i agree #fuck pit bull hate fuck rottie hate fuck little dog hate. doodles are the worst #anyways this is obviously /hj and /lh they are dogs and therefore babies and i love all dogs on principle

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feline-evil · 1 year ago

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Clasping my hands together in prayer and wishing The GamersTM weren't also fans of what i'm a fan of

#jay talkin #the pain of being a fan of a specific character who has so many things that The Gamers are Fucking stupid about #constant cinema-sins esque gotchas abt stuff that they think they r so smart for pointing out #when in fact they are being so facking dumb. do u know my pain as a kazuhira miller liker #everyday The Gamers do a 'gotcha' of 'oh he couldnt do that he's blind'#do we need to talk about how uncomfortable that is to hear parroted around #do we need to have a talk about the wide range of sight loss covered under the diagnosises that get you labelled Legally blind.#do we need to talk about the fact being blind does not always = total 100% sight loss.#do we need to talk about Being Normal about a disabled man for once in our miserable lives.#also you can't tell him what to do thats hellmaster fucking miller are you kidding me.#also had to bear witness to people callong him a weeb for being called Kazuhira....#my brother in christ how are you gonna act like you know shit abt what yr talking abt #when you don't know that kazuhira fuckin miller is a whole ass japanese man with a backstory #that involves the discrimination and xenophobia he faced as a man who looks like he does #a WEEB? A WEEB?? HES FROM. JAPAN.#oh no way the guy from japan has a japanese name? must be weeb shit guys bc our lil racist addled brains #cant understand that japan is a country outside of our commodification of it bc we r less smart than a bird #WHEEZE. SORRY. I GOT MAD AGAIN FOR A MOMENT. anyway.#GamersTM are insufferable and lack the media literacy to actually be metal gear fans so i wish they'd Go Away #putting metal gear but especially kazuhira miller up on a shelf till you guys can learn to behave

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