#oh there he is

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

little Bill doodle for today

[antigrav-boy]

[lime-princess]

i hate how there’s people falling over each other, panicking, getting into accidents, stepping on each other, pushing, screaming, trying to save babies, an actual hell for an agoraphobic and demophobic

and waldo’s just standing there

zero fucks given

[fortheloveofaussiegrit]

(📷leon pashaus)

[p-h03n1-x]

Xiao Zhan for Kai Xiao Zao 12.30.2023

Small surprise at the end of the year, coming online tomorrow

[subtotechno]

hm

[girldraki]

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Okay, but hear me out -- what if his parents weren't usually red and blue?

[glitter-stained]

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

[agave]

as a root vegetable, parsnip naturally desires to return to the earth 🌏🥕

[punnifullife]

Based off this post. funny doodles i took too seriously.

[sadclowncentral]

i drunkenly scheduled a friendly brawl with an acquaintance of mine and we both completely forgot about it. that is until we were sitting next to each other in class and both of us get google calendar alert that reads VIOLENCE AGAINST LEW i about lost my fucking mind. what do you mean violence against me.

and then i fucking remembered i completely shitfaced told him to send me an invite to the brawl and even more that i insisted to type something into the notes of the meeting to make it look "less worse" and he opens the invite and it just says PREMEDITATED. most sinister calendar event ever created i laughed so hard i cried

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[atalana]

but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night

and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name

[otto-doctavius]

domesticated animal