#oh right its because im a masochist

[mxltifxnd0m]

im trying to get through the last couple episodes of season 10 and my god i literally stopped caring about the mark of cain like 12 episodes ago T_T

[skrunksthatwunk]

yu yu hakonstruct intricate rituals which allow you to touch the skin of other men.mp4

crossposted to youtube

[slamminslamminmcgill]

please. please i need house to call me a faggot and a tranny while balls deep in me. please.

YES ANONS GLORY TO THE LAW OFFICES OF SLAMMIN SLAMMIN MCGILL 🫡⚖️

warning: transphobia, homophobia, slurs, degradation, humiliation, fucking medical ethics violations i guess, hair-pulling, drug abuse, mentions of pregnancy, misgendering kinda, not to doxx myself but im using my own medical info for ease of writing specifics

anatomical terms: vagina/pussy/cunt

“Okay, current medications. Let’s see what’cha got…”

Clinic duty was never enjoyable for House. It was really just a slew of NPC’s for him to verbally abuse until someone showed something interesting. A weird rash, an inexplicably high fever, or, in your case, a discrepancy in your suspected genital anatomy.

“This… says you have a birth control implant. So either someone fatfingered your actual prescription on the computer, or—“

“It’s… accurate.” You replied sheepishly, lifting your arm to highlight its location. “I actually do have one.”

The doctor looked perplexed, almost angrily so. Like you’d just spat in his face and dared him to call your bluff. He aggressively limped towards you and gripped your arm entirely too hard. With his other hand, his two fingers prodded around for the implant until he got it.

“Well!” He scoffed, rolling the stick underneath your skin, pressing on either edge to seesaw it within you. “Thank god you’re not reproducing. Imagine some poor preschooler having to bring your fruity little ass in for Mother’s Day. Kid would get turbo-bullied on the playground. Good on you for being responsible.”

He hobbled back over to the computer to return to your file, leaving you stunned, speechless, and sputtering. What is this guy’s fucking problem? What in the actual ever-loving fuck did he just say to you? And why was it... kinda hot, in all honesty?

“Ah, there it is. Testosterone cypionate. Jumped the gun on that one. If only I had scrolled down. Alphabetization makes fools of us all…” He continued reading the details of your dosage. “0.6 milliliters biweekly, self-administered intramuscular injections. Ooh, so you’re a masochist too.”

Your reaction was an unfortunate reflex, on par with if he’d tapped your knee with that dinky little hammer, only much more embarrassing. You had no chance of stopping the pathetic whine that escaped your vocal cords. “Mm~!” You gasped, then coughed, hoping to sufficiently cover the sound, and shouted, “What?! N-No, no I’m not!”

“Oh, please, you are not a good liar.” House tapped his cane on the exam table, right between your legs. Not touching you, not even close. He just wanted to imply that he could. “To administer a masculinizing dose of testosterone in patients assigned female at birth, they can either self-inject, or they can rub themselves with what’s essentially lotion. So why would you choose stabbing yourself in the leg unless you want to stab yourself in the leg? And why would you want to stab yourself in the leg? Because you’re a pain slut. Am I wrong?”

No. No, he was not. Well, that isn't why you chose injections, but you were a pain slut. Of course, you didn’t wanna admit that to him. That’d just make you even more pathetic. Oh well, it’s not like you needed to say anything anyway. The mortified look on your face was proof enough.

“So! What brings you in today? Bruised butt-cheeks from your Daddy taking you over his knee too hard?”

You rolled your eyes at his snarky comment, trying to stick up for yourself and what little shreds of dignity you had left. “My STD test results.”

“Oh, sure. Figures you would need to know that. Can’t have Typhoid Mary taking backshots at the circuit party. What types of sex are you having?”

Used to these questions every time you get tested, you rattled them off nonchalantly. “Vaginal, oral, and anal.”

“Not letting anything go to waste, huh? I like it. How many sexual partners do you have currently?”

Wait a minute. You just needed to hear the results. What’s this guy doing? “Uh… didn’t the nurse already ask me these questions?”

“I’m sure someone did. I just want to hear you answer them.”

You crossed your arms and stared straight through him, silently, baring an expression that sufficiently said cut the shit without the need for any verbal assistance.

Dr. House pouted. “You’re no fun.” He opened the folder he had came in with, what he was initially supposed to give you. He had just been dilly-dallying to kill time. “All negative. You’re clean. Well, in this one aspect, you’re clean. Morally, you’re about the furthest thing from it.” Again, he smacked his cane on the table, in between your legs, this time in rhythm. “Just. My. Type.”

You squirmed, trying to shimmy backwards away from his cane. You cast your eyes downward, obscuring the profuse blush on your face. He didn’t need to know that he was getting to you. Still, it was flattering. You cleared your throat. “Uh… Thank you? I guess?”

“You’re welcome. Oh, and one more thing. I saw that your chart lists recreational ketamine usage. Is that true?”

“Yeah, actually. Why do you ask? Are you gonna tell me to quit?”

“Ugh, please. I’m a doctor, not a narc. Here, watch.” Dr. House reached into his pocket and took out a jar of pills. He opened it, poured a ridiculous amount of pills into his palm, and dry swallowed them. “See? Now we’re both junkies! But, you do have a point. It’s my Hippocratic duty to look out for my patients’ well-being. The street supply of ketamine can be mixed with dangerous additives like fentanyl or crack, which would put you at risk for overdosing. You want a scrip for the good shit?”

Oh? On god? Ethics and potential felony charges be damned. The weirdly hot doctor wants to hook you up with substances? Weapons grade ketamine? You’d be an idiot to pass it up. “Oh! Sure, thank you!”

“It does come with a pretty hefty co-pay though.”

“Oh…” Your face dropped. “How much?”

“Bend over.”

—

“Ahhh, modern medicine is amazing, isn’t it?”

Dr. House sighed in pleasure as he rutted into you from behind. Your legs were cramping, held apart in an awkward position. Your arms were cold against the metal slab of the table, and so was your face, buried within them to cover your shame and soundproof your moans. Apparently, that “copay" he mentioned was just a euphemism. Some dumb excuse to get you to trade pussy for premium drugs. And you were dumb enough to do it. Just his lucky day. Keep your face down, keep your mouth shut, and just let him use you. The high will be well worth it.

"Hey, faggot," He spat, and yanked you up out of the darkness by your hair. Your eyes stung, shocked by the fluorescent clinic lighting. "I'm talking to you. Are you always this rude to everyone who fucks you?"

"S-Sor—Sorry! I'm sor—fuck! Fuck!"

"Shut the fuck up, whore," House clamped his hand over your mouth, holding you even tighter against him. You couldn't move, you couldn't speak. Your only function was getting him off. "If we get caught, you don't get your ket. Now, mmm, fuck yeah, tell me... Isn't modern medicine amazing?"

Without the ability to verbally agree, you nodded.

"Do you know why I'm saying it's amazing?"

You shook your head.

He chuckled devilishly before growling in your ear,

"Because I can blow my load in a tight little tranny boy's cunt without worrying about knocking him up."

[revelboo]

ngl my only exposure to vortex is secondhand stuff of him with first-aid (and even that im spotty on, cuz im not sure thats even him or if its someone else) but DAMN. HELL OF A FIRST IMPRESSION GHDSJKGMGKDSM-

He’s a sadistic interrogator for the Cons, a Combaticon, a tad bit masochistic and a lot of freak from what I know about him- I’d imagine none of the combiners are exactly okay in the head, though, Autobot or Decepticon. That the modifications necessary, the nature of the gestalt and losing your sense of self probably does some mental damage. And that Vortex may have been a bit manic and sadistic even before volunteering. Wanted to get this one done before I hit the road since it was in my head.

I Can’t Decide Pt 2

IDW Vortex x Reader

•Oh, that lovely sound of pure terror. Catching your tiny hand between two servos and pressing as you desperately try to pull free. Feels little bones shift. “Wait! I can get you more!” More? Crying out until he eases up and you yank your hand to your chest and point down at the other human. What’s left of him. “Like him. That’s what you want, right?” Such a devious little thing, offering to find him toys? To play with him?

• Still can’t look at the mess he’d made, but deep down? A part of you is glad. Knowing what he’d planned to do to you, that he’d likely have killed you after he was done, you can’t summon any sympathy for the guy. And there’s more like him, aren’t there? Aware that you’re making a deal with the devil to survive even as you look up into that luminous visor. “You’d bring me playthings knowing what I’ll do to them?” He asks, baring his denta in a grin. You’ll hate yourself for it later, but you nod. “Oh, we’re going to be such friends.” Tapping a servo against you hard enough to hurt as he laughs.

• Such a fierce little expression. You’re going to be such fun to break. Offering you his blade, he tucks the edge of his glossa against the corner of his mouth. Watches you squirm, trying to guess what he wants you to do and then reaching out and grabbing that sharp edge, wincing and hissing through your teeth as you pull your bleeding hand away. Those eyes narrowing as he lifts the blade and runs his glossa along it, shuddering slightly because you taste so much sweeter than the other human had. “Just a small taste and I can find you no matter where you try to hide,” he lies, feeling you stiffen in his hand. “But you wouldn’t do that, would you?”

• “Of course not,” you say, fear threading through you. Not sure if this is a game you can play. Can you really bring him victims? Even if you only find the worst of humanity, the truly evil? Flinching as he leans down and drags his wet glossa from your cheek, down you neck, along your arm all the way to your bleeding palm with a noise of almost euphoric pleasure, you decide you can. Anything to not get played with like a cat with a mouse until he accidentally kills you.

• Lifting his head instead of giving in to the urge to bite, he rubs his servo against that soft, delicate throat. “Name’s Vortex. To a lovely and mutually beneficial partnership,” he coos. Because you? He’s going to enjoy you, he can tell. None of the other Combaticons share his proclivities. Knows he makes them uncomfortable with his games, that they don’t understand. But you’re so desperate he can shape you as he likes. Make you play along until he gets bored.

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[brwnbnny]

climbing class x reader poly!relationship headcanon/minific??

warnings: ..primal play?... Sadist!Josh, Masochist!Reader, Sadist!Chris, "good" cop-bad cop dynamic, throwing some pet play into this because its my favorite power dynamic, petname puppy, mutt, pet. degradation, faux sympathy, manhandling.. 💭, mild intox play (reader is stoned as fuck at first lol )

im probably forgetting something!

either way have fun reading

- Chris, Josh, and you accidentally finding yourselves in a threeway relationship LOL. Josh and you admitting feelings for eachother and ending up fucking really aggressively and "forgetting"... Chris was coming over for game night between you three and when Chris walks in on you two he feels his heart grow heavy as he realizes the two people he had crushes on were fucking but... realizing he got hard from watching as you and Josh don't stop fucking anyways- Josh having you on your back while he fucks you with your thighs spread far apart, your head hung off the edge of the bed- resulting in you both making eye contact with Chris as you glance back down at Josh and you both grin at eachother with a mutual idea, at the same time speaking

"Wanna join?"

- Chris being hesitant but joins- ending up in a hell of a fuck session and feelings being discussed Fast forward to another game night at your place, but this time its a whole party and some new friends of Mike and Matt's come over as well as some people in Jess and Ashley's respective friend groups.

- You're getting hit on left and right by some of these newer guys and Josh and Chris are watching this happen in real time with big fat mischievous smiles, and you- oh you... being completely unaware of them smirking at you across the living room.. watching as you brutally reject these persistent guys as they feel extreme pride in themselves. Once everyone leaves and its you and them and you sigh and smush your head into Chris's chest with exhaustion from socializing, Josh sliding his arms around your waist as his chest presses into your back, the aoft breathing of everything growing calm and quiet.

- You feel Josh's fingers playing with the waistband of your skirt.. Chris's hands skimming over the dip of your lowcut shirt, feeling a little warm from the contact as you try to hide your faster paced breathing. Josh hums into your skin and Chris leans forward to kiss up the other side of your neck that remains unoccupied. You have a hand gripping at Josh's jean covered thigh and one hand gripping onto Chris's tight fit shirt as you breathe heavy and hard from the sudden shift in the relaxing energy

"W-whoa guys.. if you keep this up-ah!-"

- You feel them bite your throat at the same time as your body practically goes limp in their arms like a lamb being bitten by two wolves. you gasp as your knees buckle- they both laugh as Josh mumbles a mean remark into your skin, Chris following with faux sympathy for your physical reaction. "You're so easy, mutt.." ----- "Aw poor puppy, must be so needy for something with a reaction like that.." You realize you're reacting so much due to the joint you smoked earlier with Ashley- the high coming in waves.. found you in a momment of weakness as your high came back full force just before they bit you.

- Your small airy giggling as Chris grabs your jaw to hold your face in place- pouting at you, mocking your hazey state. Josh slipping his hands up your skirt as he grabs at your bare skin- painfully pinching it between his palms as he watches you wince :(. Chris pinching and painfully groping your chest as your wince and squirm under their rough purposeful touches- the pain making your head feel even dizzier as you simply let them manhandle you...

- Chris and Josh being a bit tipsy as they lean over and makeout with eachother while groping you- knowing your little diety secret about fantasizing them making out infront of you... moaning into eachothers mouths as they make out right next to your face. Them making out simply making you squirm and whine, your underwear completely fucking soaked from the sight.

I HAVE SUCH BRAINROT ABOUT BISEXUAL POLY CLIMBING CLASS RUHGHFHHH

[yanderefarm]

no i actually thought about it. Like

7 days a week right. So if each gets a day alone with you then that means you have 4 days left to rest/ be shared along the brothers. Im thinking of rest days every in between. And I'm thinking of a pretty dominant reader who can take good care of the illads and take control of the situation. Like if ares gets out of hand then reader would be the one to step up. I'm thinking reader's ultimate punishment would be his disappointment and his silence. I think he'd have all of them agree on something (discussed by all 4 ofc) and he'll stick to it.

Like if ares keeps forgetting about the brothers he'll try to remind ares about taking care of the brothers would make him really happy and he'll reward ares with a good time when it's his turn.

Ajax, he can continue working i think but i personally like the fact that ares gets so defensive about how he doesn't love you if he does (i agree ngl) so like ajax would probably try to keep it in his pants, or use toys instead, or opt for a hotel? Achilles... Oh my sweet baby. He's so stressed out and the most responsible and submissive one actually i like him a lot. Whenever it's his time you pamper him but then you get so rough with him to fuck all the stress away it's like it's worth it stressing himself worrying about you and his brothers as long as you're happy and that you wont leave him.

Reader would try to not show any favoritism (might be hard because the only sane one is like, achilles) but i think one of the rules reader would put up is "whoever behaves the best within the week gets an extra day" And to pick, he'll have to state facts (so no misunderstandings can happen)

damn u really do have it all planned out. 7 days tho that means technically they could each get 2 days with one day for rest.

also ajax is willing to change the type of content he makes for his darling!! he would ask you to make content with him and if that wasn't an option its solos and jois only.

ares would definitely get used to taking care of everyone with these rules. like he does love his brothers he's just salty. with routine and schedules i think he could get into the swing of his usual housewife self, cooking, cleaning, etc.

you would have to make sure that you were able to attend to one of his drops though. like! he gets really insecure about himself and about your love for him and he needs reassurance or he'll very quickly spiral out of control. so you would have to sometimes drop whatever you're doing even with someone else to give him his reassurance to keep him from going off the deep end.

i can't see the other two minding this? like ajax is most likely to comment but he's not gonna actually complain. them being brothers comes in handy here because they do really care about each other and they know what the others need to be ok.

well except when it comes to achilles. i think you would kind of have to tell the other two about your night job at some point. and i think this is the one time in his life ares is not jealous of someone getting extra time with you. he's just like "oh ok. sure. please try not to make too much noise and be back by dinner time."

ares is the only one who is not a masochist.

ajax would be kind of curious and wanna see your stuff but like idk how curious he would get.

in this dynamic i also see achilles being the main breadwinner in the house, you don't have to work anymore if you don't want to. you just gotta greet your wives with kisses whenever one of them gets home.

[neppttune]

𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐈 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐃 | kny demons

↳ ⭒ warnings: heavy nsfw

↳ ⭒ synopsis:

I’ll be hittin' all the spots that you ain't even know was there

彡kibitsuji m

⋆ oh your in for a rough night. or day. or whenever a demon had sex with their s/o

⋆ his penis is inside of you. at all times

⋆ it will just be some classic rough -ly aggressive yet passionate sex

⋆ ok so context on the 'passionate' part, muzan does love you absoluetly, but he's also a narcissist w a god complex

⋆ definitely teases you in a few ways, whether is be teasing your needy hole with the head of his cock, or thrusting in only the head and stopping fully

⋆ will make you beg for his cock on some days, or will be extra sweet and give to u raw (lmao)

⋆ his cock is definitely 7-8 inches though im sure he can shapeshift a bigger one

⋆ he uses his tentacle-like appendages on you sometimes

⋆ you brought up the idea in your mind and thought well i should ask

⋆ he just stared, blinked, and said "...okay."

⋆ may or may not deny your release. for as long as he wants until your crying, legs shaking, and screaming and begging.

⋆ maybe then he'll consider it

⋆ god this man is fine

⋆ if he's having a bad day, the anal/vaginal sex is rougher than rough or he'll command more than ask you to suck him off and deepthroat him.

⋆ sometimes if he's busy and he can tell when your horny, he'll sit you on his lap while he rubs your clit with no breaks

彡kokushibou

⋆ his loads are large for starters

⋆ his favorite thing to do with you is have his head between your legs, what fun!

⋆ ride his face/throat fuck him, he likes it

⋆ its a reward when you ejaculate to him, and will clean it all up happily.

⋆ i think he'd enjoy praise a lot due to his inferior complex unfortunately

⋆ maybe even a small breeding kink wink wink

⋆ i dunno the thought of you being responsible for and baring his children makes him go brrr

⋆ low grunts when hes close only because his pride is a little too big even though this contradicts what i just said to make any sounds.

⋆ at least one pair of eyes are closed during the devil's tango because like

⋆ hes PACKINGGGGG- its long and painful with quite some girth to it :) maybe 8-9 inches

⋆ im sure he has his bad days as we all do and will raw dog your ass

⋆ but its okay because he makes sure not to make it too-too bad.

⋆ just his hips snapping back towards your sopping cunt as soon as they come back.

彡douma

⋆ very much a masochist

⋆ dom

⋆ like i imagine you biting him and he cums right then and there maybe

⋆ selfish and a sadist so...

⋆ once in a while he may be nice

⋆ nice, as in overstimulation

⋆ the stamina of course is * out of this world *

⋆ will purposely leave a fat load of hickeys on you everywhere for all his followers to see

⋆ he'd either be very closed off and not into exhibitionism; he’s selfish, or douma would want his followers to watch and praise you the same they do him

⋆ enjoys praise a lot because he's been praised since he was born (literally)

⋆ really enjoys giving you head as a warm up

⋆ the pace is dramatically fast and rough some days, or he is very sensual and slow

⋆ high sex drive- he never felt genuine emotions so when he fucks you or makes love he becomes addicted

⋆ speaking of which there is a clear difference than when he is fucking and making love to him, even if you sometimes cannot tell. to him there is

⋆ he likes to inflict tiny nicks on your neck and lick up the blood uh okay

⋆ its big i have no proof but ik it is

彡akaza

⋆ cock warming is his favorite btw

⋆ he's either very mean, or if you have a vagina and identify as a woman he praises your entire existence

⋆ im sorry he's an extreme philogynist

⋆ although he really enjoys overstimulating you, he feels like its an extreme sport

⋆ he likes watching you cry and whine and beg for him

⋆ he calls you pretty girl

⋆ if you identify as a male, he's extremely degrading

⋆ name calling, spitting in your mouth, you name it

��gyūtarō

⋆ extremely insecure about almost everything (other than his strength)

⋆ regardless of if you were a demon or not, he's always asking if it feels good (he's insecure about his size as well)

⋆ aware of his strength so ^

⋆ lots and lots of gentle kisses

⋆ favorite position being missionary, he just like seeing your face

⋆ always close to you whining in your ear while

⋆ he rests his head on your shoulder when he gets close and his hips start to stutter

⋆ thoroughly enjoys praise, even if he doesn't believe it and just thinks its a sick joke

彡daki

⋆ shes a big bully

⋆ switch

⋆ suffocates you in her breasts

⋆ corruption kink all the way

⋆ she likes to tease you and poke fun at the blubbering whiny mess you've become

⋆ but if on the rare occasion she let's you dom her, she's the blubbering whiny mess

⋆ she doesn't like how she has to be nice and say please

彡enmu

⋆ doesnt care whats going on as long as your being pleasured

⋆ he enjoys eating you out a lot

⋆ extremely loud and whiny when you give him head

⋆ he really wants you to be loud because he wants people to hear, not even so they "know who you belong to" he's just like that

⋆ doesn't want anyone to see you just hear what they're missing

⋆ hes so whiny bro its adorable

⋆ "ah~ y/n you feel s-so good!"

my apologies for how short it got at the end i just wanted to put something out lmao

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[lets-whine]

What's your favorite and least favorite thing about yourself

Oh It's a loaded question so I answer it in every way that comes to my mind.

Soo

Sexually ( thats what this blog is about):

Most favourite: I love that I'm at this point in my life that no matter where I go I can always see that people are into me. And I love that I can use them to my advantage. When I want to have sex, I will always have it. When I want losers to pay me for diner/ clothes/ anything, they always will.

Least favourite: Will never get pounded in a way I want to (brutally and without mercy) :C That's why I'm on tumblr. To dream. To dream that people aren't afraid of getting sued by me or whatever goes through their heads. Im a tough cookie and a masochist. I want to scream. I want to cry. I want to bleed and for it to hurt.

Physically:

Most favourite: I really like how I look and how I dress. I always wanted to look like how I look like right now. I obviously have some issues, but I can actually say its 100% genetic. I go to the gym and I take care of myself. Everything I can do to look better (in not plastic surgery way) I've already done.

Least favourite: Not the most delicate or innocent flower here. Don't have a body of a typical sub or a girly girl. I have broader shoulders and narrow hips. Also wasn't blessed by nature when it comes to my butt or tits. I will never have it "fixed" though.

Personality/ life:

Most favourite: I'm the typical independent women. Which is great. I can fuck around and not be bothered by anything or anyone. I can also have extra cash for whatever the hell I want. Also I can have other people pay for me when I "date" them. So I can practically do anything I want. I also love my job and love the people that I'm friends with.

Least favourite: People are sometimes scared of me. Guess thats because of all that girlbossing i'm doing. And the fact that i'm very confident. Let's just say I'm the one that usually dominates the room I'm in. It's sometimes hard to be both a whore and a member of society. I would love to live in a world where I'm only the first option.

[castlebyersafterdark]

i think youre right about the bi/gay debate (sorry to bring it to you... im not bringing it in a Im New Here way, but rather an I've been here a while and youre someone i feel safe asking about this, sort of like sitting down at a kindly hot gay wizard's knee and asking for wisdom way hehe.)

HOLY HECK i did not even see the slideshow length, 300?! i know we celebrate the boys here, but when youre compiling like that it starts to feel like compensating for something. and you're right - so far (im about halfway through) ive been asking myself things like 'but why does that make mike bi?' on every other slide. theyre detailing the plot of s4 from mike's pov; things that all bylers agree on, gay and bi truther alike. none of it so far is evidence for bi mike. at one point they say 'theyre not compatible in a romantic relationship, but mike likes kissing her as we can see here...' and this is what has me respectfully yelling HOW CAN WE SEE THIS PLEASE because so much of these discourses is about opinion and subjective interpretation. im about to sound like a nerd: it really makes me miss school. and uni. and debate club. and seminars. with actual discussion and evidence. hell, i even miss english class and writing essays. make a point. provide evidence. follow up with explanation. the teachers actually called it P.E.E.

PEE. amazing.

but youre right, because its ok for everyone to have their interpretations, especially as the show is unfinished! maybe im just endlessly confused by people's need to justify and be right. what is gained? i think i expected too much from the fandom lol, i expected academia. i feel like i get that open-mindedness from some places though, and from you (plus many other treats heh heh). i think i would love to have had you in my uni classes, vinny! youre so interesting and kind.

and im endlessly interested in the sexual attraction vs. love thing, because ive definitely seen people say that sexual attraction isnt needed. aromantic gay folk, etc... i must be honest and say it gets beyond my understanding and i cant form an opinion on that

footnote 1: im gonna finish the slideshow because today i was reading about the Sunk Cost Fallacy and want to be masochistic (only 150 slides left! its ok though, the vast majority are screenshots of the show itself that illustrate... nothing lol)

Hope you two anons don't mind a little three-way action combining this conversation 🤭 just so my blog isn't dominated by this topic with redundant points! I totally don't mind the topic if it's open and friendly and analytical rather than fighty. All good here. Under a cut since this is long and if people want to skip this topic:

"sitting down at a kindly hot gay wizard's knee and asking for wisdom" - Firstly, love that, obsessed with you. And YEAH the number of slides made me irl do that slow blink meme gif, we know the one. I wasn't very compelled. Am I too staunch and biased? It's not that "oh this character must be gay because I'm gay and like Byler" - no? A lot of people like Byler and aren't gay at all. I've been in fandom culture a long time and don't need to project. I just see what I see. I've shipped many things where I knew the characters weren't queer but I liked the idea. This is the first time in a long time that I feel the shipping and analysis collide and can actually be one in the same, a fandom rarity in my opinion and taste in media.

Anyway. A lot of the points for bi Mike overall from many sources of discussion never strike me as evidence he's bi. They could so often go both ways (HA SORRY) to bi vs gay points. And then the gay points tip the scales. So much of the argument is subjective, for sure. But there is coding and hints and arcs that lend solid evidence. His LACK of attraction to women just feels so clear to me when we have soooo much of that with the other male characters? He just acts differently, abrasive to certain concepts. And his relationship with El is a mess. I will feel so odd if we've all analyzed that wrong. All the points about Mike's weird expressions, his awkward physicality with her as opposed to Will, never really seeming all too enthused. It's almost looks like panic sometimes. A lot of what he says that's read as romantic feels like a performance for other people around - MIKE is the one overcompensating here, truly. His defeated facial expression before he says he loved El in the monologue is such a giveaway to me. He's about to lie for his life and hers.

This is what I mean by life and death. Guilt over his new friend dying for them season 1. Anger at Hopper hiding her while he missed her and felt guilt over what happened. Season three conformity and puberty confusion arc, getting mixed up from growing up and trying to be normal. The excitement that yes, I can be normal, this girl likes me. Changing his personality to fit, and overcompensating for not knowing the difference between platonic and romantic feelings for this girl - he struggled with the platonic because he feels he can't have that so his relationship is messy and too physical, not emotional. His mind and body and heart are all at odds. He and El aren't really friends because they haven't had the time or allowed their relationship to be anything but this need to have it be romantic - El's issue, too, with not really engaging with society in a meaningful way. Rambling now. But it's not hard to see if we're paying attention. Haven't even touched on anything to do with his behavior in regards to men or Will - this is already too long.

I think a lot of people will continue to ship what they want regardless of the outcome and honestly - that's fine? What if the worst happens and Mike ends up with El? I will still be a hardcore Byler fanboy until Stranger Things is not a fandom I'm interested in engaging with. I don't really care. I'll forge my own reality through fanfic. I believe those who still want to engage with Mlvn will do so. I can understand why people choose to see Mike as bi. His sexuality isn't canon yet (as opposed to Robin and Will). It's what they're into and HC since we do not know 100%. I'm not so blinded and delusional to not admit that.

Creativity and analysis overall - to anon #1's point. Yes!!! Glad to be enrolled with you at Stranger Things university. I got my little notebook out, overly caffeinated but I'm there for class. I'm the annoying guy interjecting. But I feel like you'd be sitting next to me in lecture backing me up.

and im endlessly interested in the sexual attraction vs. love thing, because ive definitely seen people say that sexual attraction isnt needed. aromantic gay folk, etc… i must be honest and say it gets beyond my understanding and i cant form an opinion on that

I find it fascinating, too! Which is why I try to learn more and more and always try to consider different viewpoints. It's a broken record, but these orientations are totally valid and props to anyone finding what works, figuring themselves out. I don't think everyone is ever going to completely understand every aspect of human sexuality. I don't. I'm always learning. I'm gay and both a hopeless romantic and a guy with a high sex drive so maybe certain realities and lifestyles I don't fully understand the intricacies of - but that's ok. We don't have to walk an authentic mile in each other's shoes, but we do need to respect each other and leave room on the path!! 😁

And a secret 3rd anon appears!! You said please don't post so I won't. But thank you for filling me in on fandom lore. I didn't know all that!!! Yikes babes. I don't like those vibes!!! 🙃 But, that is not my energy, we're all chill and into fun and discussion here. We don't personally have to give weight to every character interpretation but we also don't have to get at each other and blatantly fight. I'm just vibing 😌❤️

[ethernetmeep]

just saw the kids in my neighborhood biking around and oh. you think cause im retrospective & philosophical im gonna go on in a rant about the duality of childhood & how some can be awful & some can be great. well guess what. you’re usually right but i don’t feel like doing that today. also as someone i follow on this platform once said sometimes there can be too much introspection, which i believe i have encountered very often on this blog*. i mean, its not a bad thing; i just want to allow myself to give the topic more time to simmer, i guess. also because i don’t have anything really intelligent at the moment. all i have is that the kids in my neighborhood are nice & they wave when they see me. im known as the person who feeds birds & the one that wears the long brown trenchcoat except today i wasnt wearing it. i also think by proxy how you treat kids sort of speaks to what you’re like as a person. its weird cause i have both the logical side & the psychological way of thinking in there.. for example, i am friendly to people. children are tiny humans therefore i am friendly to children. or something. im not saying if you dislike kids that means you should be thrown down a well or anything because although i say im friendly i feel generally neutral.. but i think a lot of internet users need to reshape the way they categorize them

*if you are curious of how, feel free to check the archives (some of the tagged ones, anyway). i have various entries of some of my worst days of last year! you may be thinking, cyber, why would you relate this outwardly to the masses? are you a masochist? do you like being ashamed? not particularly. kind of horrible to be vulnerable, actually. but if im not vulnerable then that means im not being myself & i would rather die then not be me again. whatever me is, anyway. even if its agonizing when it hurts. but yes, feel free. if people like my old posts i may feel bashful but its more so at the notion someone would want to look in the first place. do whatever you want.

[understandableparadox]

Bottom of the barrel isekai review!

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if you think im going to spell that, you can go Fuck yourself.

hey sweet peas, it's time to indulge in my favorite self masochistic pass time of reading horrid isekais and then explaining why they are bad to you.

anyways we have (read above). What's it about? let's present ourselves onto the steps of christ and ready some self flagellation devices~!

meet our wannabe hero Kurei yuugo, they are a god damn sentai nerd who dreams of being a boot licking fucking pig or a fire fighter in their never ending quest to be the hero they admire ever so dearly. he goes out and buys himself a brand new power ranger figure when some dude pops out with a knife and decides today is the day to snap. he tries to snap but with the dreams of every boot not yet licked kurai jumps to action, beating the shit out of this guy! only to realize he has been shanked with a one way express ticket to isekai land!

oh fuck, did i say his name was kurai? it's actually yuugo clay now and he wakes up about to get shanked again by some random blonde twink that is stealing his apparent girlfriend. That's right folks, your favorite kaman rider nerd reincarnated into an otome game right at the annulment event!

This world is a game luminous history, a dating game with a rpg magic system, how do we know this? Because Aryan wet dream with a sword that we saw sticking up yuugo is also not a native here, he popped into this world with a slightly better spawn spot as one of the game's romanceable targets. we also get to know that their are multiple chuckle fucks out there. anyways his plan is just to have a harem so please remember to have a foam hand out whenever something bad happens to him.

anyways that's not the meat and potatoes of this, we haven't even gotten to the god damn Gimmick of this series! Yuugos gets disinherited because Yuugo is a bitch prior to getting soul snatched and has to be homeless. his younger brother phil helps him out and gives him a apparent weak magic item, a bracelet that can transform into a full set of armor that looks suspiciously like a kaman rider suit, which is great because some random asshole decides to spawn kill the moment school starts, forcing him into a duel by... vaguely threatening his new lil brother, i'll be real, they aren't exactly clear what they are going to do to him but its props physical harm.

turns out the rider suit is pretty strong for him as he one shots random asshole, earning yuugo his first duel!

anyways, this makes blonde twink go fucking insane because now the script is off, but again asserts that its all gucchi and he is still going to have a bunch of girlfriends because in a world of endless magic the one constent is someone is looking to get their dick wet. fuck learning how to be a fucking wizard i guess, or looking for bad ass magic sword, Dick must have its moisture level elevated. Damn.

oh, also, yuugo is still homeless, that never stops being a thing. I'm going to stop regenerating the plot and actually start talking about its themes and such.

Again we are met with the idea that someone is taking over for someone. the implications of which are somewhat horrifying if we choose to dwell on it but we got school politics to deal with so we don't. The main character is mostly a blank slate uploaded with the bog standard lawful good personality of your average shounen protagonist.  A welcome change of pace even though it creates a somewhat boring lead whose main point of attraction is “they did/said something nice to me and now i'm going to be their super bestie fore-ever and root for them.”  which we see with the characters brother and the first introduced  female love interest melt. 

But we do see another plot theme erupt in the main antagonist within the story. That being engaging with the world in earnest vs attempting to interact with the world with prior knowledge in effort to enrich yourself through that knowledge. Yuugo does not care that he is in another world, he already died a hero's death so at this point he is just playing a new game plus. The antagonist on the other hand was a Hardcore gamer, the horror, who had memorized the routes throughout the game and was meticulously taking actions in order to take over as the protagonist and rich the “poly for me but not for thee” ending. 

To me this makes the thesis of the manga that you should really not be like the antagonist. I know, truly bold readings here at the bottom of the barral, I'll take my reward for it later. 

Ok ok but what makes it bad? It's because isekai is an inherent colonizer trope. You, the one from the enlightened land, come to some fantasy world, notably behind in technology and become its god. You are perfect at everything, you are able to emasculate the lands men and make the lands women soon with every wayward cape swish. Of course yuugo is still participating in it but to a lesser extent. They understand that this is a fantasy world but they are coming at it from someone who wants to earnestly learn about the world and participate within it as the native populace would. The antagonist has no interest in that and wants to exploit what they know of it as much as possible to reach their desired end point. 

I will admit that i'm reading a lot of this manga that may not be there. To be clear, the point of this manga is that a jock kaman rider fan beats up a bunch of shitty nerds while in cool armor. That's the if and and but of it all and there is not much that can change that. Though i do think it's interesting that even if by accident the author created a really interesting point about something inherent within the genre that they write in. 

Do you have to worry about copious sex stuff?

The main antagonist keeps yapping about wanting a harem and there are some lucky pervert moments with melt but that's about it. 

Is the author heavily invested in the use of troupes to aid the story?

Kinda

Is it worth reading?

Again, Kinda. If you like kaman rider stuff, this is like a dinner mint, fine but if you got it at a restaurant alone you would want to kill someone.

[baahsu]

i love the idea of mommy reiju pairing up 1234ji in duos to see how they interact individually because i have a hyper specific ass vision of what a 14ji vs 23ji pair up looks like

you. do you know of that one fucking meme format

"when youre both bottoms": an image below continues to show two beastars characters cuddling

vs

"when youre both tops": an image below continues to show two beyblades spinning against one another

(if you, understandbly, have absolutely no clue as to what the hell im talking about, just look up 'two tops beyblade meme')

AND THIS ASK IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FACT THAT THIS MEME FORMAT (in my opinion <3) IS WHOLLY ROLE REVERSED IN THIS SCENARIO

14ji? both tops in their own right- but i feel like either would be down for the other to fuck them and they wouldn't really fight about it. yonji is. big �� so ichiji wouldn't be complaining, allowing his need for control to fade away bc he trusts yonji to keep him safe.

and same goes vice versa- i think that if yonji would be willing to let any of his brothers top him, itd be ichiji. you can always trust big brother to treat you nicely (or to torture you, if that's what you want <3)

but on the OTHER hand...

niji and sanji, 23ji, both bottoms in their own right, are SCRABBLING at one another. niji wins for obvious reasons, but like... they can NOT fuck normally as a pair, they HAVE to be biting eachother, pulling hair, running nails across backs, throwing each other around.. it might even get to the point where reiju starts to wonder if she needs to step in before realizing that 'oh. this. this is their foreplay.'

and ofc niji wins out in the end, putting sanji in his place (his place being directly underneath niji <3) and fucking him till kingdom come, but like... they cant just Do That at the beginning. they need the built up tension or else its no fun

the end of this experiment leaves reiju wondering if at least two of her little brother are masochists (because she already knows 3 of em are sadists <3)

Reiju doing something like this is one my favorite concepts, she totally would!! She'd want to see how they interact, who makes who scream more, who likes to feel pain, who likes to inflic pain, who is softer, who cries and who makes the other cry. She'd think it's incredibly interesting and enlightening, but of course there's something in it for her too, as the good voyeur that she is she obvously get off on observing them too

To me it's the fact that you'd initially imagine ichiji and yonji would be the ones going absolutely insane because "there's no way in hell I'm gonna bottom, fight me for it", but ichiji's too calm and yonji knows he can simply use force to get what he wants if he's uncomfortable, so they easily settle into a silent agreement. Meanwhile it's niji and sanji instead going at each other like angry cats lol

The best is that niji and sanji are indeed the short tempered ones, so anything they get involved in has a chance to escalate, but when you pair them together?? There'll surely be blood and bite marks and nail scratches and purple bruises. I can imagine them growling at each other, "I'll make you mine", and they both shiver from it. Sanji's not used to seeing this particular side of niji and niji takes notice of it amidst his lust filled mind, so from there it's easier to overpower sanji, catch him right at a moment where he's gasping and pin him down

[tsumugismaster]

good morning, my sweet! im so excited to talk. of course i care about you.. you’re so kind to me, and you like talking to me.. and we’re so alike. it’s so nice talking to you.. i never want it to end.

i agree! they are so so cute.. the little noises they make are adorable as well. sometimes they get a little too excited.. but that’s okay. would you really want me to do that..? if so.. i would 100% do it. whatever you ask. no matter how pathetic..

i do, i do.. maybe im not the perfect person yet, and maybe im not ready to be yours. but ill work towards it! im glad that ive interested you.. that means ive done half of the work. getting you to notice me is one part of the puzzle.. i guess i am a pretty adorable parasite. i want to just crawl into your brain and just sit in there forever.. mmmmmmmm..

being able to look at you? in tight clothes..? i would be embarrassed.. but i wouldn’t be able to keep my eyes away. just being able to see you would blow me away. aah i hope you would also want to see me… mmm, i love both of those ideas. pain as a teaching method is perfect.. i think i would respond well. and i wouldn’t mind if you got cuts all over me. as long as you’re near me. as long as you’re close.

if you gave me all of that, im sure id pass out..! i really can’t take too much love, i get so flustered and overwhelmed i cant help but giggle and stim.. its a little embarrassing. ill do my best to be the best devotee i can. id love to be covered in lipstick marks from you.. almost like a marking, showing everyone who i belong to.

i suppose you’re right.. i think that being the kind of kid i was when i was little definitely determined a lot about me now. specifically all my stuffed animals… most of them are from when i was a little kid, anyways.

oh gosh.. i really wouldn’t be able to be confident around you.. id just completely lose my footing. just imagining you grabbing my face gives me little butterflies.. i wouldn’t be able to control myself..!

mm i want to show who i am.. but im not sure if im ready. im a bit mousey.. im not very confident in myself, or anything really. so im worried that you wouldn’t like me if you knew.. maybe its easier to just see if you can find me. once you do find me, ill give you my discord for sure ❤️ id 100% consider myself a masochist. the idea of hurting someone frightens me a little. i know my normal mbti.. im an INFP. if you’d like to send me the other stuff so i can tell you, ill happily take it. im so glad that you like me.. im so so glad.

i love talking to you so much. im excited for our next conversation. thank you, my liege. ❤️ talk soon!

tossing and turning waiting for your arrival, 🐞

Mm good morning dear, how was your sleep? aah.. stop giving me butterflies you meanie.. I never want to stop talking to you either, I hope this continues till eternity.

I want to talk to you more.. can you spam my inbox please I love your attention. Do it whenever I take too long to respond..

I’d tease you for being so pathetic.. and absolutely love it at the same time. Making fun of you would be entertaining. Would you like me to bully you? To call you a pathetic loser who would do anything for me?

aha.. I’m not looking for the “perfect” person to fit all my expectations, I have some leniency. Though I’d absolutely be honored to have someone like you work for them.. effort is the most admirable thing ever. Feels nice when someone actually works hard to know about me and try to make me happy. It really means a lot. Hmm? I wonder how many small parts are still in your puzzle, even I’m hoping you’ll finish the whole thing. Whatever your goals are I trust it’s for the best.

You are a cute, adorable parasite, one I need more of. NO WHY DID EVERYTHING DELETE WHEN I SAVED IT AS A DRAFT OHMYGOD!! How perfect you are? Crawl into my mind, cling to my thoughts, and weave yourself into every fiber of my being. I’d welcome you there, let you feed on my every obsession, my every desire—because they all revolve around you. Stay nestled in my brain, forever entwined, until we’re one. Let yourself feed on me, eat away at every last bit of my reason until there’s nothing left but my devotion to you. Shouldn’t I also be a parasite to you? Eating away at your brain.. slowly consuming you whole.

Please I feel like I’d purposely come closer and literally make you look at me, stare at me. You should be allowed to see every single part of me close up.. I’d absolutely love to see you lose every single part of yourself. I would just cherish your cute little reaction to it. You in tight clothes though, I may as well take it off! no I’m kidding oh but would stare for way too long, I wouldn’t even be hiding it. I’d come closer and closer so I can see every detail.. maybe even touch, of course with your permission. I’m thinking of things I can’t share at all.. aha! You’re going to find out the rest yourself. Though if anyone else were to see you like that, I’m hiding you. I’m not allowing anyone else to see you in such a position.. it should be mine and only mine

Pain is just another form to show my love! Another way to show you I truly care about you, I would leave my mark on you, inside and out, until the pain becomes comfort and you beg for me to hurt you again. I don’t do it out of cruelty, no, but because I adore you so much it overwhelms me, feel my love in the ache of your body.. wouldn’t it feel nice? Aah.. don’t worry about me not being close. I’m like a little kid with their parent, always clinging on and tugging their clothes. I’ll stay as close as I can, always, in public or inside our own home.

But I’d love that about you! I’d absolutely adore my dear getting so flustered and overwhelmed by my love! Giggle and stim.. oh I could just laugh myself and snuggle in your neck.. mm? Really wanting to show everyone? Ah I wouldn’t mind if you showed me off. I’d try to be as amazing as I can so everyone can just wish to have a relationship like ours.. *cutely catches you when you pass out*

Lose all confidence, lose all your control. Don’t control yourself, do whatever your heart desires, I’m here to fulfill them aren’t I? Mm.. I wonder what things you think of us doing.

Take all the time you need, I’ll be waiting patiently. If I knew a specific something I wouldn’t like you? I doubt that.. I’ve went through my fair share of weird shit when finding partners. I definitely love a challenge.. I shall find you then! I hope your tumblr account isnt hard to find.. Give me a few hints can you?

Would you like me to hurt you then? Throw you on the ground, step on you and bruise you on the floor? All bloodly and drooling with saliva? Ooh.. you’d look adorable but I would just then pick you up, kiss you and heal you as much as I can. Whisper promises in your ear like the world is about to end.

Ah I know it’s on my side blogs my yandere mbti’s so if you want to see that you can. You already know I’m an ENFP. I’m just searching up but damn there’s so much fanart for enfp’s and infp’s together.. there is this quiz for yandere enneagram. Most people say it’s accurate to point and it gives me a better idea who you are; and what you want.

god I keep misplacing my phone and forgetting where I put it the moment I put it down..apologies..

I’m happy too.. so happy that I can’t describe it in words. I can’t wait for the next time. Apologies this took very long.. a lot of things happened today. How was your sleep dear? Hope it was good. “My liege” god I fucking love that.. waah why am I smiling so hard you’re so mean..

waiting patiently for you my dearest ladybug..

[bluewizardnonesense]

Magic dialogue

I am new to this app and I cant fi d the original post but this is following the post with the idea that wizards should trust their spells as much as software engineers trust their programs, which is to say, not at all.

“So what new spells are you working on?”

“A teleportation spell, Im trying to get it to be more cost effective than Malcazzar’s”

“Oh really? What language are you using?”

“Elder futhark”

“El-Im sorry what!? Elder futhark? Not even Younger? I mean dont get me wrong, I love Elder, my staff only has Elder runes, you cant get any simpler than one rune, one effect. But, for teleportation!? Its the most basic elemental runic language in existence, but trying to get any effect outside of the basics increases the size of the scroll like nothing else. And teleportation is notoriously tricky.”

“Yeah its been tough, and the scrolls are getting pretty long.”

“I mean are you running into recursion? Just patching the kinks in the code would require quite a few runes, and then more runes to fix those problems, not to mention all the other effects and power sources.”

“Yeah well Elder is the language i know best, and its actually showing promise. Since the system is so basic each rune has quite a lot of possible effects, its just a matter of finding the right grammar to express it. Ive found a few good combinations, now its just a matter of condescending it.”

“I see, say, what kind of power source are you using?”

“Right now to save my own mana Im using wall power, im just running it through a standard elemental conversion matrix to get it to interface well.”

“Oh christ, how many times have to tripped a breaker cause you tripped over it?”

“Only about 3 times or so”

Both laugh.

“Well what about you, what are you working on”

“Oh im forcing myself to learn Icelandic Stave magic.”

“Oh no, why?”

“Oh im a masochist, but really im using it as an introductory system for geometric magics. I tried learning alchemical circles in school but the last time i used one I messed up the power source portion and it ‘law of equalivilant exchanged’ it’s way into eating a hole in my floor.”

“That doesn’t sound too bad.”

“You dont know how close my foot was to it.”

Both laugh, the second wizard nodding, “yeah I can see how that would dissuade you”

“Thats the best lesson my teacher ever taught me. ‘A fool learns from his own mistakes, a wise man learns from other’s mistakes’ he lost three fingers on one hand before he realized he should have been poking things using a stick.”

“So he started using a stick?”

“No after losing a finger you now have a designated hand for poking things”

Both laugh, the first wizard speaks again “so yeah im hoping by dipping my toes in, pun intended, this time into basic geometry Ill be able to finally wrap my head around those blasted archaic instructions, i could never keep the angles right, i always ended up with a stray line here, or an aberrant circle there, when i was lucky the spell would fail, when i was unlucky the spell would fail spectacularly and we would then have to hunt down what spawned from it.”

“Oh I definitely get that, i once fell asleep during the class where we learned mentally projecting fine detail into the work as it was formed with alchemical circles, our task was to recreate a bust of merlin from blank stone. Well the circle i drew was great, but i must have been dreaming of maidens because the bust ended up having one, as well quite the mockery of a face.” Both laugh, “yeah i got in some trouble for that one”

“Right now im trying to get my team’s head wizard to finally accept that we dont need to spend the ridiculous rates for ‘genuine’ ingredients when substitutes with some adjustment work just as well. We almost got into a full blown duel when he asserted that he could only accept real basilisk petrified eggs. For one, basilisk’s are notoriously kept in terrible conditions by crackpots, 2nd its three times the price of any chunk of basalt and all you need to do is look up one formula to calculate how much quarts and marble dust to add. He said ‘oh but i dont want to add anymore ingredient circles’ like bitch, adding ingredient circles and three lines of runic code to incorporate them is the easiest thing to do, its literally the building blocks of spell craft. And dont get me started on unicorn tears. Everyone worth their wand knows that its as simple as adding sea salt to holy water. ‘But its not genuine unicorn tears’ he says, and im like fucker, make a unicorn cry, see how you feel about yourself, then tell me how much cruelty is worth for ‘genuine’ components, the twat.”

[ash-etherwood]

does anybody on this godforsaken planet remember atroCITY, the superhero story i conceptualized with @lost-in-the-sorceress about 8 years ago;;; i hope not. <3

this sketch is actually from last year around this time, but i got obsessed with these characters again this year and decided to colour it after clawing myself out of my artblock again and well. i still cant stop thinking about them. jackson is one of these ocs that i made during a super influential time in my life and that i learned a lot about myself from and uhhh. i hate him he is a sick little garbage man but i also love him with all of my heart.

i dont feel like rambling too much rn but ….. top left is jackson tracey, an unkillable demigod (: (unkillable meaning he can die by old age but not be killed by anything else except he will die but come back to life immediately and also heal his body extremely fast to the point that you can decapitate him and he will simply grow a new head,,) he is an obsessive stalker boy who likes to play with knives and has a BIG crush on a football jock guy whose sister bullies him but he is weird so he doesnt care and also embodies my fave guilty pleasure specific trope which is 'immortal hardcore masochist has extremely fatal and violent sex that kills him everytime but he likes it so its ok' yeah. the obsessive tendencies are because of the bloodline curse btw. not elaborating on that. ^w^

below him is atlas hellway (who is actually jessies son) and he is well. the pointy chin football jock jackson is obsessed with. he is homophobic and bisexual and a fucking idiot who doesnt respect women and also kills people for money. they make each other worse. <333 oh hes also a demigod but his powers are a lot less cool.

top right is eris hellway, atlas' twin sister and the literal devil she is literally so vile. <333 she loves ruining lives for fun, she kills for sport (and money) and calls her brother slurs when shes bored. she is a giant girlboss problem i want to put her in a blender and drink her like a smoothie.

bottom right is thalia no last name yet and she had a pretty minor role in the original story but i wanted to make her more important so i did!! she is jacksons best friend (rip to her) and a genius hacker and her biggest motivator is SPITE. <3 she feels like the straight man friend at first but then does something completely insane for no reason just to prove a point and i love that for her. she has survived eris for far too long and should be really proud of that!!

yeah im thinking about those guys a lot lately maybe i should reblog an oc ask meme again soon;;;; ^^;

[secretivemessenger]

heyy first of all its been a while how are you doing

second congrats on 500 followers you deserve it

So i read through out the events rules and i thought i might as well make a request

diabolo from that tike i got reincarnated as a slime with an incubus masochist male reader like reader and diabolo are married since they were in hell and after diabolo left to serve rimoru reader decided to pay his husband at night and they do it you know kinks may include bdsm masochist reader maybe chocking and since readers is an incubus he is slutty and all and you can add more as youd like

— 🍩

Private Visit

Top diabolo x incubus male reader

Rating: NSFW

Warnings: Rough sex! Degradation! Self degradation! Piercing! Spanking! Face slapping! Masochistic behaviour! Sex toys usage!

Note: im doing good not much left until we finish out the event , also thank you very much 😊

100+ Event

Ever since diabolo left you’ve been suffering , suffering from not having anyone to satisfy your needs , the need to just be used and thrown around like a rag-doll the need that only diablo can satisfy

But he went to serve some slime and left you alone , that was until someone you know suggested that you visit him there , and you did just that

The moment you entered this world diabolo was able to notice , and he immediately knew what is it that you desired

And there you are right inside his room you stood up infront of him as he sat down on the bed crossing his legs , no words were needed you both knew exactly what was about to happen

You sat down on your knees and looked up at him with lust filled eyes “oh my already” diabolo said smirking down at you , you just smiled at him “strip” he ordered and you did just that

You stood up again and started taking every piece of clothing one by one , starting with your shirt exposing your pierced nipples that’s looking very red implying that you played with it alot

Then you took off your pants and and boxers leaving yourself completely naked for him to see , you cock already rock hard even when nothing happened which made diabolo snicker at that “what a whore” he said “only for you” you replied looking at him with flushed face

He finally stood up and looked down at you “bed on all fours” he ordered and you followed his order , sitting on the bed on your hands and knees revealing your butt to him

Without any time wasted he stripped from his own clothes and threw them away into the unknown , he sat behind you grinding his cock against your buttocks , you whined at him but all you received was a slap in exchange , you let out a loud scream you cock dripping pre cum because of one slap , then you felt another slap on the other cheek

“who gave you the right to complain about what i do” he said as you can feel him glaring back at you , you turned to him with a smile “m’sorry sir use this whore’s body as you’d like” you said with a shaky voice making him regain his proud smile

He took a hold of his cock and positioned it on your red hole , he didn’t need to prepare you because he knows you like the pain , it always been like this you always wanted him to stretch you with his cock as much as your body can take , until your insides takes the shape oh his cock

Not planning to waist more time he pushed his ginormous cock all the way down your hole , you moaned out loud feeling his cock reach all the way till your guts before he pulled out till the tip is there and thrust inside again , ramming your insides with his cock

Loud gasps and whimpers is all you could mutter out , you had no care of who will hear you let it be the slime diabolo’s serving or the people of this country but diabolo for sure did as he put one of his hands on your mouth and pulled you towards him as your back arched

“Stop being such a nosy slut , what would you do if people heard you” he whispered near your ear sending shivers down your spine , but his words only resulted in your cock leaking more pre cum getting more exited making him laugh “i bet you’d like it for everyone to see how good I’m fucking you” he said which you nodded at him

“Then let them see” he took his hands away and sped up his thrusts making your voice even louder “Ahng… Fuhwaah… hyaah” shameless moans the only thing leaving your mouth , it’s like his cock is rearranging your insides , his movements showing no mercy determined to fill your hole

He’s so big that you see your stomach plugging every time he thrusts inside , “please… anhg fuck me harder” you begged him making him tsk at you and slap your butt very roughly , you gasped out and without a warning you came all over yourself making diabolo completely stop his movements

“You didn’t just order me around but you dared to cum without permission” he said glaring at the back of your head “m’sorry I couldn’t stop myself ” you sobbed looking back at him , he didn’t give two shits about your excuse’s as he just pulled out completely and stood up from the bed

“Wait where are you going” you asked panicking that he might just leave you there , but you saw him come back with a box , once he opened it you saw that it was filled with toys , you couldn’t even hide your smile clearly exited as you cock got hard again which didn’t go unnoticed by diabolo

“Lay down” he ordered as you laid down on your back , he started missing around in the box before pulling few toys out , he first grabbed a cock ring and took a hold of your cock before sliding it , you wanted to protest so bad because that would mean you would be denied of your release but at the same time you wanted it , because you know how it would feel having you whole body overstimulated and used then not being able to cum it’s so painful yet feels so good so you just stayed quiet

Diabolo grabbed multiple bullet vibrators and a take , he duck taped two vibrator to both of your nipples , you couldn’t help but get excited to when they start moving , he then inserted one into your gaping hole , he pushed it as deep as he can making you gasp as his fingers reached deep inside of you before he pulled out and took a hold of two other vibrators and inserted them at the same time , he left your breathless without even starting the toys

He used his magic to start the toys all at the same time , you screamed at the top of your lungs as you squirmed around the bed arching your back and twisting your body , all your good spots being overstimulated “ahhng… soo GOOD” You cried out very loudly as your body couldn’t stop shaking

The way the toys were moving around you sent you great pleasure , completely missing up your insides , especially the one on your nipples because they’re very sensitive as you couldn’t help but act like a whore to this kind of pleasure

Diabolo just looked at you as you squirmed around pathetically he couldn’t help but want to ruin you more , so he sat back infront of you and opened your legs positioning himself at your hole again before thrusting inside

He was drilling your hole like there was no tomorrow , his deep thrusts got the vibrators even deeper inside of you , if it wasn’t for the ring you’d be cumming non stop , his hips were smacking against your butt so hard it hurts but that just add more to the pleasure

He know how much you like the pain , so he didn’t have to hold back , he slapped your face harshly leaving handprints on it making you arch your back as you tightened around his cock “what a disgusting slut you are” he said speeding up his thrusts “yess Fuwha… im your slut” you said degrading yourself “then I should make a good use of my slut”

Its been hours now since he’s been fucking you , Your face now became completely ruined as tears just keeps spilling down your red cheeks , your hole completely stuffed from how many times diabolo have came inside of you , your tummy was so full it bloated , and your cock became purple from being denied all this time , but diabolo showed absolutely no sign of stopping wanting to fill you to the brim with his seed till you feel like your pregnant

Your body was completely covered in handprints and bite marks , multiple toys were scattered around , the sunlight filled the room showing that it was morning , and with one last thrust diabolo came inside you again his seed filling your cum filled stomach , your body completely turned into diabolo’s cumdump

You panted heavily chest heaving up and down the vibrators still on , your body was shaking uncontrollably , and finally he pulled out but instead of leaving you like this he grabbed a butt plug and pushed it inside your walls to stop the cum from leaking making you groan , the plug pushed against the three vibrators inside of you as it started vibrating as well

He carried you in his arms to the bath and started to shower you with every toy still on , you were to overwhelmed you wanted to pass out but the cold water stopped you , “what” was the only thing you managed to say with your Horace voice “i want rimuru-sama to meet my husband so we have to get you cleaned up” he said with a smile looking at you before his eyes darkened “so try not to look suspicious around them , would you do that for me” he said sadisticly you looked at him with heart eyes before smiling at him “yes”