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There real reason santa goes to great lengths to avoid being seen by inquisitive children is actually to avoid the lengthy philosophical debates on the nature of “naughty vs nice”

santa's naughty and nice lists will be adding a "morally grey" section for a nuanced and complex holiday experience

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people who enter my home will be shown an assortment of objects

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my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast

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I’m currently living in a au where Jinx is just Like That and doesn’t hear the voices of her dead foster brothers all the time.

In this Au Jinx still goes around blowing buildings up but they are all empty and conveniently about to be knocked down anyway. Cait spends her free time trying to make her stop but the city refuses to help her because having Jinx knock down buildings is cheaper then hiring people to do it.

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Unsure, but liking and reblogging the garashir posts make more appear so at least that works

how do communities work on here and should someone make a star trek/ds9 one?? or is there a discord floating around that's not like, huge ygm. someone must have details on something??

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the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

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so goddamn KOSA's back again, they're trying to jam it through at the end of the year and you can probably call (here's a link with a script) or email (EFF's search-your-reps tool from the last round) and lean on why does fucking Twitter got to rewrite the law regardless of how your reps lean

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a while ago I read this sci-fi short story from the 50s where a guy is kidnapped and interrogated by aliens using a very sophisticated lie detector, but he realizes that the lie detector works off technical truth, and with some careful phrasing and misdirection, he manages to make them believe that humans are a race of immortal, overpowered, omniscient telepathic beings. and it works.

my favorite part is when he tells them that humans are "capable of transportation without the aid of spaceships or any vehicles, just by using mental power to control physical matter". it's true, we can. it's called walking.

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Millennial Achilles is invincible to all trolling and hate comments. Except when its his one niche fandom

Millennial Sisyphus keeps entering all the information from his resume into the web form, only for it to delete everything when he tries to move to the next page. He just goes back and types it all up again, over and over again, forever, and he never gets a job.

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“Alright fellas time for the big guns. Bring in…The Gimp”

*Battle Without Honor or Humanity starts playing as a pot-bellied middle aged man in full skin tight leather walks down the hallway (horn song from Kill Bill)

���What does he do you ask? He makes any and every security guard immediately reevaluate their meager salary.”

“Dear god, he’s untouchable”

i am strategically acquiring mutuals with specific and unique fetishes to form an elite task force to pull off heists with.

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emperor kuzco was clearly gay

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Worf has the curse of being autistic but being raised entirely by humans so he just assumed that his traits are just how klingons are so he made klingon high culture his special interest, and that’s all well and good but most of actual Klingon culture is getting drunk with your friends and making bawdy and inappropriate jokes.

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This is a clip from a YouTube upload by Mary Knasinski of Sid and Nana in Missouri in 2000. They are asked about working with Andy and Nana recounts an outtake of being unable to stop laughing to get a scene done with Andy that then irritates him because (as Sid says) for Garak he was “in a wetsuit glued to his body” and he can’t stand the heat, thus he wants to get his scenes done as soon as possible so he can get out of costume. Sid then goes on to give THE best impersonation of an angry and irritated Andy that only a best friend can do so wonderfully.

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This satire article resonated with me so much

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Im sorry, only one rock and a stick in an otherwise bare space with suffocating walls? Clearly you need to get them one of these

Much more enriching for them

Here is where I keep my png collection

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has tumblr heard about the saga of raefarty yet