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remembering when the something awful forums made a word filter that changed the word "females" so it was surrounded by Ferengi emoji (we called em 'smilies' not emoji back in the day) so it looked like this:

because someone was sick of incels using the word to refer to women

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Could be a curse. Could be a nickelodeon prank show. And it definitely could be both.

I recommend arming yourself with a shotgun and wait to see if iCarley wants to fuck around and find out

just jac‎ked off but what seemed to be ni‎ck‎elod‎eon sli‎me came out. a bizarre amount of it actually. thoughts?

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Quark: “hey if I could make money off abstinence, I would”

Big fan of how Quark just casually offers people porn all the time

Stopping for a drink? Porn

Ship blew up? Porn

You like puzzles? How about a porn puzzle, eh?

Oh, you want THAT porn? I have even BETTER porn, for a modest fee

Creep of all time

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Also when they are an orangutan. Luke yea, that’s how its supposed to be

it just feels right when a librarian is a lesbian. like yea, that's how it's supposed to be

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My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

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Legolas saying ‘this city needs more trees’ is actually so valid. Not only from an environmental and social well-being point of view, but Gondor has one very important tree with very few fellows and therefore restricted access to nutrients, so the extended mycorrhizal network more trees would provide actively enhances the welfare of the white tree and symbolically the spirit of the nation. In this essay I will

Edit: I wrote the essay

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Dont forget “Bum-fuck nowhere” which is also applicable

there's this word in Serbian 'vukojebina' which literally means 'the place where wolves go to fuck' but they use it to mean 'in the middle of nowhere'. it sure does the job well, but the visual stayed with me longer than I would have liked it to.

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A klingon? Never

He’s very overdramatic isn’t he?

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don't give up

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Finally made a tumblr! Enjoy this painting of Elizabethan era Aziraphale I made a while ago :)

Oil on 11x14” canvas

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If by some miracle sweet potato Hitler doesn't win come the end of the week, this won't be necessary, but should he win here are some of the first things to be aware of or do.

If you know a trans person, no you don't. Respect them as best you can in private but you know nothing in public.

Be aware that TikTok will likely be banned, find new platforms to spread information. Fuck Twitter and what ever tiktok replacement he's working on.

Learn to Garden, even in winter so you can feed yourself should prices skyrocket

Get an air purifier. The Clean Air Act is likely to be stripped of its power with the EPA deregulated, air quality is going to suffer

Should you have kids, try to supplement history/social studies education. That's the first place they will attack, if you need help ask, history teacher will help

Try and do what you can to be aware of your health before January.

Help one another. That's the best way we can move forward and make change in the future.

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Real “season finale of game of thrones” feeling

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I shaved my balls for this!?!?

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*grits teeth* im hopeful i believe there is good in the world im fucking hopeful

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I hope none of you disappear in the coming days. Seriously don't do anything that can't be undone.

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