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"The impulse toward chaos was one he knew. It ran hand in hand with the desire for violence to be done to him. To destroy him because he was not worth saving."
x. "The Vanished Queen", Lisbeth Campbell
#The Vanished Queen#Lisbeth Campbell#📚#oh ouch LMAO#despite my longstanding love of fantasy royal settings i have always had. issues. w the royal characters depicted LMAO.#maybe its bc of the lifelong irony that ive felt&joked about in relation to my own name??? it isnt my fault i was named after the wrong#character in aladin so now we all have to deal w my streetrat jokes&princess quips LMAO.#but anyway this is the first of these types of books that ive read in a sec that had such a relatable prince character LMAO.#i can appreciate the trend towards books centering royalty+political intrigue to end w a dissolution of that royalty. but also#it can get... tiring having the same basic premise be that the royalty in question is forced to reckon w how fucking awful their bloodline#specifically has made things for their own ppl-- usually finding this all out against their will&in between feeling massively sorry#for themselves while also defending their family&core beliefs before finally coming to terms w the fact that things need to change lmao.#i understand the message+whatever&respect the trope value. it just. is the most frustrating part of these sorts of stories for me lmao.#bc this book centers on a tyrant king there's no moment of needing to reckon w beliefs being disproven or reworked to accommodate how badly#things are. the understanding of the tyranny is already there so the growth from the princes themselves are more in finding the means to#unseat their father. the growth of the pov prince focuses A Lot on his rage issues-- as the story goes on it becomes more&more clear#that his disinterest in the throne isnt only out of loyalty to his brother its also bc of this soul deep self-hatred that manifests#more&more in moments of increasingly dangerous&arguably suicidal behaviour.#&someone hating themselves for their impotence+lack of power in a world where they should have all the power is a lot more understandable#to me personally than someone who is forced to realize what harm theyve been apart of causing&their main storyline is coming to terms#w the fact that ppl not being oppressed+viciously abused is more important than a crown LMAO.#anger of various kinds was actually a HUGE theme in this book. it might be why i liked it so much lmao. my ever present anger issues#have been ripping me apart like rabid dogs as of late lmao. it makes me want to claw my skin off. sometimes. lmao.#something something rage is such an amazing source of energy that burns out so fucking hard lmao. human nitrous boost or whatever.#my moms birthday was the other day. maybe im just finally going certifiable.
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woe be upon ye
#ouch#im thinking spared nari is gonna be devastated that he let his sons i mean disciples lay down their lives for him#though that was their job#but he was the one to give them that job oh regret#man nari hates the lamb so much after that (also himself#but its easier to hate the lamb) like they took his crown they took his sons they took his freedom they took everything#yet they still liberated him from his chains#is this what he waited a millennium for?#good thing we can resurrect them phew major crisis averted#narinder#aym#baal#the lamb#narilamb#lmao this does not deserve the ship tag but im just gonna tag every art piece where they feature together as narilamb#since thats the end goal#cult of the lamb#cw blood#my art
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Prompt:
It’s turning out to be a bad day when Jason finds himself stabbed during a drug bust.
It’s turning out to be a very bad day when he starts to feel woozy (seriously, what the hell? It was just a little stabbing) and promptly collapses.
It’s turning out to be a monumentally bad day when the batfamily drop in on his drug bust.
And then the night takes a hard nose dive into catastrophically bad, because whatever toxin that blade was laced with? It’s making his heartbeat slow down into near flatline, paralyzing Jason in the process.
And now he’s stuck listening to his family lose it completely upon finding his “dead” body.
… shit.
#don’t you just love it when your family thinks you’re dead again#but hey at least Jason finds out that they absolutely DO care about him#Damian needs to be sedated because he was about to murder every single person in that warehouse#oh yeah did I mention it’s a warehouse again#lmao#Nightwing just—- zones out. crashes. dissociates.#Tim is trying for frantic cpr#(ouch ouch OUCH replacement)#Bruce can’t do this again#please he CAN’Y#he couldn’t have been too late again oh god#Jason would be crying if he wasn’t paralyzed#that raw grief is contagious#presumed dead#prompts#yeah I know it’s similar to a previous prompt#VUT I NEED MORE PRESUMED DEAD FICS OK#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#batfam#bruce wayne#robin#red hood#tim drake#batman
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His bullfighting days aren't over quite yet.
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#GET IT??? HIS *BULL*FIGHTING DAYS....hahah yeahhhh im so clever.....#suddenly had the urge to draw old man version matador nando bcs DC randomly called him a matador during quali#and im like oh my god....dc....youre so right....#hoping this piece works as some kind of blood sacrifice for his performance in about 7 hrs :)#get it blood sacrifice??? and hes cutting his hand in this piece???#thats supposed to represent two things.#1. hes doing a blood pact/sacrifice so his performance goes well#2. hes testing the sharpness so he can slay the bull!(and the...horse? 🤭🤭)#had a very interesting convo w Suzuki abt the implications of matador nando#based on a meme i made 😭 abt how our fantasy is that hes gonna be the bullfighter. hes gonna slay the bull#but the reality will be that he looks upon the bull from a distance#hes meant to kill the bull to overcome it. but he just ends up longing to be the bull. he fails.. hahaha get it....#lmao angst aside i think its kinda funny how i can have this reasoning for the matador au in two eras#thats long the old man has been here. has had two distinct periods of challenging the (red) bull#ANYWAYS!!!! hope ya like!!!!!! i think this is pretty relevant hopefully 🤭🤭#quite happy w this one even if it was less of an ordeal than most of my drawings#waaaahahhh hes so handsome!!!!! handsomest guy!!!!!!!#lol scheduling this like an hr before the race cause as i said. its an offering. its a sacrifice. i pray to the racing gods#tw blood#<- just a bit 🥰 he was originally just gonna be holding the sword but i realized ouch! sharp!!!#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#catie.art.#fa14#f1 art#f1 fanart#matador au
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that time when laurent got drunk and actually talked to people and the next day was EXTREMELY CONFUSED by how much everyone liked him
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#MY SON. MY BLORBO.#it's hilarious but also. oof. ouch. oh laurent.#SEE you are perfectly likeable when you're not actively trying to verbally eviscerate everyone within hearing range#and you're still quite likable then too lmao#captive prince#michele.txt
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Bruce saying that Dick didn’t fit as Batman because he’s better than Bruce. Where Robin and Nightwing became extensions of who Dick is, Batman just became a hiding place for Bruce after he let the cowl take over his identity (Detective Comics #725)
#DICK SAYING THANK GOD FOR THE GUNFIRE BREAKING THE SILENCE#the little hand reach where Bruce is like oh no no I’d don’t all over again 😭🥹#but also OUCH#remember when Bruce was like hopefully you’ll be Batman Tim#that’s lowkey funny now cuz dick can’t be Batman cuz Bruce thinks he’s too good for it#but Tim? apparently just right#lmao#dick and Bruce#dc#dick grayson#nightwing#so sick#aftershocks
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if a school child looked me up and down and called me a janitor i would simply cease to exist i would never recover it doesnt matter what i was wearing
#im crying actual tears why was that so rude#why is this show so funny jojo where is the stand up routine oh my g o d#it was so random too just a drive by#so tragic rip kant u will be missed#camille watches#the heart killers#kants FACE too lmao like 'i mean thats what i was going for but ouch. not too much bruh chill.' absolute face crack
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the Journey taash and rye are on where he has actually had a lot of the same experiences as them and dearly wants to help but also simply Cannot let enough of his own internal world out with relative strangers like that in the beginning so it's sort of stilted and distant/impersonal and not very comforting when he tries to provide support, and taash notices and stays tentative with him in return. (rye is pretty friendly and jovial on the surface and incredibly reserved and hard to get to know deep down haha.) and then the actual emotional intimacy and comfort they're starting to build after the fangscorcher fight especially where he finally feels safe enough to admit that beneath it all he's a lot like them. not just about the gender stuff either, I think it's more the 'I try to imagine what a normal person would say and then I go with that and I have a rising ocean of grief and rage inside me I don't have the first idea what to do with and that no dams could hold back forever. but nevermind that' part that hits. I'm. in my emotions very badly about this. themmmmmm...
(rye came out as trans to mourn watch dwarf dad figure on dad figure's actual death bed, just in the nick of time before he lost consciousness for good basically, so even though his dad responded to it in the best possible way in that moment and it was ultimately a good thing, it's a subject matter that is also uh. unavoidably fraught lol. paired with 'MAKER I cannot add my neuroses about that to what taash is dealing with right now this has to stay tucked neatly behind my breastbone forever so it won't leak out and fuck with them' reserve/neurosis built upon neurosis and it's really no wonder it's a bit of an uphill battle at times)
#american masc rook has SO many ways of saying '...taash' that break and warm my heart#the worry the warmth the softness the '...I don't quite know what to say to you to help but I wish I did' of it all#also I'm sorry but this game truly is your companions (and you?? would you like to be?) are fifteen shades of autism; the game fhskjdh#well more like neurodivergence in general but the phrase was less catchy that way lol. the dangers of rhetoric flair#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#taash#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#...rye actually kind of goes into dad mode with taash regularly. which might have some uh. connections here. oh. my god.#and also ouch#I'm tentatively thinking 'renauld but everyone calls him renn' as a name for mourn watch construction specialist dwarf dad#because that's also a very long thing to have to keep writing out lmao
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Mojo just her let go mate. Moko Jono doesn’t want you it was all a ploy (I actually felt bad for him hurting him emotionally than physically) 
I mean, honestly, I know it was all to split the group apart (and that it was basically for the whole Beatles joke) but like… that was probably one of the meanest things the girls have done to him, honestly. He was legit heartbroken about being tricked. He didn’t even throw a tantrum or anything about it like you’d think he’d do after being betrayed, he was just… sad. 🥺
#I mean considering he betrayed the girls big time the first freaking time he met them I guess you could also call payback#that he also got emotionally hurt#but like OUCH#my poor heartbroken son 😭#I do like how Blossom was basically like ‘oh get over it’ to him…… she’s stone cold I swear#like I don’t like it but I like it lmao
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Thinking about kaeya makes me want to dramatically collapse onto one of those old-timey fainting couches with one hand over my face and the other hanging off the edge and sob until I pass out from dehydration
#no I cannot explain this but it’s /pos and /ouch. hope this helps <3#HE’S JUST SO!!!!!!#edit: ok real me from the drafts I’m feeling this again#sorry for being abnormal abt kaeya alberich it will happen again#kaeya#genshin impact#oh btw this isn’t even about his hangout event (haven’t done caribert so I can’t do it yet)#I just thought abt him for like 2 seconds and got emotional LMAO
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ummmm so what if stede incessantly sticking by ed in season 2 leads to further heartbreak and misunderstanding?
because ed is at what he perceives to be the lowest of lows, the most “monstrous” version of his persona. he’s a beast from the depths, an unforgiving thing of legend, the kraken…
and yet stede sticks by that.
stede ran when he was his softest, his most open, his most vulnerable. so in ed’s eyes, how can it be that stede wholeheartedly loves him? how can it be that stede loves the authentic version of himself?
is he not sticking by to gawk at the legend, at his dreaded mask, just like everyone else?
#OFMD#Gentlebeard#Blackbonnet#Edward Teach#Stede Bonnet#OFMD Season 2 speculation#...Sometimes I really just pop up like#*approaches mic* ANGST *leaves*#SJDKSHDLSK#But no I popped into my drafts on my lunch break and was like OH OUCH RIGHT I WROTE THAT LMAO#so here i come kicking it like a soccer ball as i do#But MAN y'all#This really has been something I've been thinking about#Because I do think Ed is going to be so confused about Stede's intentions#I think he's going to be confused and hurt until Stede can open up and explain everything--until he can lay down his reasoning#Because I feel like part of the reason he fell in love with Stede was because Stede treated him NORMALLY#Stede treated him like a person and not like...an untouchable entity/thing of legend#Stede gave him a connection that he had never really experienced#Sooooo I feel like any sort of semblance of Stede sticking around The Kraken will hurt#*Bangs pots and pans* MISCOMMUNICATIONNNNNN#Stede BETTER be like 'I love you. Whoever it is you wish to be. I love YOU' type deal at some point#And he better be like 'I just thought I was ruining you like I ruin everyone else'#HE BETTER BE OPEN BECAUSE THE CHANCE OF FURTHER ISSUE IS VERY VERY HIGH HSDJKLS
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Only Poe and I would come up with the idea to write a book for our rivals to read and it turning out to be for nothing after all
#i mean i haven't given her the book obv#it's not even finished#but i started it with the intention of giving it to her#it's insane how similar poe and me are in that sense#like i say i kin a lot of characters but oftentimes that's only partly true#but poe would easily be based on me or my entire existence is based on him#idk it's just - when i first watched the scene i was so so so shocked but i also felt so SEEN#the worst is that like ranpo she doesn't even see me as a rival#she's probably forgotten me already#argh ouch#i hate how true this is#I'm being overly dramatic but that helps me write#hhhhhhhhh#it's the 11th now i have to stop being nostalgic💀#johnny's silly rambles#don't listen to me. some day someone's gonna say “oh don't listen to them it's just the ramblings of an old pining fool”#and I'd have to agree#lmao that was dramatic too see?#but well she's the root of all my insanity#at least that's what I'm claiming. you can decide how true this is#i should go to bed i can barely see my eyes are so heavy#not really a vent huh#anyways#vent post#if you've read all this ily and ty <3#oh maybe i should add that i started this book like 8 years ago...
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Hurray!! My sister came out to my mum as bi/pan and told ma she had a girlfriend and it went well! She's not 100% supportive but we'll get there
#My mom actually found out about her girlfriend back in February but didn't tell anyone she knew#And although she knew she still allowed my sister and her “bestie” to hang out and even let my sister's gf sleep in our house lol#Our aunt also knows and she's supportive (which is not surprising because my aunt is a lesbian lol)#Dad doesn't know yet and my sister is not ready to tell him because he's more homophobic than ma#He'll probably be unsupportive in the beginning but will be accepting eventually because his sister is literally a lesbian lmao#And although she's a lesbian dad still loves her because they're siblings and mom and dad even bought my aunt's gf/wife a rainbow cake lol#But they did hide that my aunt and her “best friend” were actually gay from us during our childhood because#“ohh kids won't understand and being gay is inappropriate for kids and we don't want them to turn gay”#So like. Not 100% supportive but at least it's not “GAYS ARE EVIL IM DISOWNING YOU FROM OUR FAMILY NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!!!”#Oh right and my mom is bi and she told us it's okay and normal to like the same gender as long as you don't act on it#And talked about having a crush on a girl when she was younger but never doing anything about it because she knows it's a sin#I think my parents are more transphobic than homophobic tbh#I have a trans relative and they interact with her and talk to her but they always misgender her#I don't think I'm going to come out as trans anytime soon#There was this one time they were mocking nonbinary people and they/them pronouns and ouch lol#But yayyy I'm happy for my sister!!
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Primrose: You and I both know that has never been enough.
#ts4 legacy#ts4 storytelling#ts4#berry sweet sims#pastel rainbowcy#dream bpr#dream gen 3#primrose dream#oh ouch#:(#yeah a lot has changed rose and her mother's relationship over the years#turns out losing your mother at a young age only to find out she is both still alive and also immortal with another child#who tried to kill you#can lead to some...... hard feelings lmao#like yeah they reconciled when primrose almost died but like#she's grown now#she's got kids of her own#things got complicated
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i think ichi would still go into work while suffering from *gameritis and hes so brave for that he's so committed
#snap chats#*aka playing videogames too much to the point of his wrist hurting from pushing the buttons so much#aka. me LMAOO OWWW OWIE OUCH VIDEOGAMES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUN NOT PAIN#the alternative is him calling arakawa at like 8AM in pain and shit all 'boss... im real sorry... i wont be able to make it today...'#and then instead of ichi like. Dying it's just cause dragon quest 6 came out and he binged all of it over the weekend#CRYING at the thought arakawa keeping up with videogame releases just to know when to esp look after ichi#like Hey Totally Unrelated Don't Think About It But I Got Someone To Cover You This Weekend.... that kinda b ☠️☠️#and then its like Oh Wow New Game Coming Out Friday What Luck :))) ☠️☠️☠️#sometimes he'll put his foot down dont worry.... theres SOME limits to how lenient arakawa can be....#n e way. i cant feel my thumb and my tendon feels funky.. so i am no longer playing games and i am Doing My Job....#luckily my drawing wrist isnt affected but still.. lmao..#im almost done with the sketches for them so then i can just send those off to my commissioners and then ima do a quick lil doodle#either that or ill sketch a comic... tho whenever i do that i end up never doing them..#might convert it to a fic but anyway back to work
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Also I think it’s funny that season one fandom became saturated with Spapel talk and when the show finally gave in it lasted like four disastrous episodes.
The writers: You want SpockxChaple?? Fine! Here’s your SpockxChapel! *dumps a singsong public breakup on the table*
#oh Spock. ouch. for the good of zippering the zipper buddy 😔#but serisouly I’m so used to shows teasing will they won’t they for years.#this was like a speed run lmao#snw spoilers
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