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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

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*menaces you*

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🐈‍⬛📦

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Dog said oops

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just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career

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your love brought a breeze better than the sky. your love understood my heart even more generously than the sea. how lucky am I?

[0718] happy birthday to our pride and happiness, shinee's taemin ♡

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“Check out these blogs” and one of them is “beemovieerotica”

I-

No. No, I don’t think I will, thanks.

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230709 Inkigayo ✨ HARD 4th WIN 🎉🏆🏆🏆🏆💎

SHINee getting their 69th win with a song called HARD and with a 6666 score 😂🤣 CONGRATSSSSS! 🥳

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team fox 🦊

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Squirtle X LINE

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me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

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i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”