#oh no it's retarded meme

[87dvhnk]

you can criticize mocking women in gyms for various superficial reasons as misogynistic all you want but if you as a woman work out with your ass-length hair in the wind to satisfy your own personal vanity you are dumb as fuck and you ought to be forced to watch uncensored scalping industrial accident footage for the collective good of your sex

[tanadrin]

The democratic party is controlled opposition, oh my god please stop writing stupid retarded political fanfiction. You are not the adult in the room, you're some stupid shithead who makes bad posts

“The Democratic Party is controlled opposition” is genuinely the stupidest politics meme on social media, and I’m not sure where or when it got started. What does the phrase “controlled opposition” even mean if it can apply to a party that is regularly in government and frequently holds a trifecta?

The American political system in general, and the Democratic Party in particular, have a lot of problems, and I am sympathetic to people’s frustration, but this kind of honest-to-God conspiracy theory shit is totally disconnected from reality.

[loving-n0t-heyting]

now my unrwa post is circulating among right wing blogs that consist of nothing but low-effort maga memes calling me a retard for thinking "hamas is the victim"

oh well. at least this time its not ppl talking plainly about their desire to torture and murder me over random shit ive said. god this sites culture fucking blows

[austinsastrology8991]

> Mer{Cure}Y <

I gots some drugs for yall fiends > plug back <

1 > No one wants to talk to each other Hi how are you? good thanks :) Nice day isnt it. It for sure is! Hey wyd. not much wbu. Im chilling. Same lol. what are you doing? Im watching something on youtube. Oh nice. Wbu? im watching anime. Oh cool. No wonder we are all fiends for some entertainment, because we are incapable of entertaining each other. 2 > The insecurity of not sounding smart makes everyone conform into a retarded form of one another. We all have the same views. The same topics are constantly being brought up. And when someone speaks about something new, everyone loses interest because no one can handle the reality that maybe they don't know something. Oh and the only reason you listen to each other is to get something from that person whether that be attention, or clout or whatever the fuck you define as your ends. Since most of us, are in a state of fear, we aren't able to talk about something we don't know about. 3 > Mercury is about confidence. And most of yall bite your tongues but love to act tough. Every person who has told me they are hard, is incapable of pushing the envelope. I think you are more caught up with your own image, and are afraid of not appearing tuff. But guess what true courage is about revolting against whats normal, or the courage to be wrong. Show dont tell true?. ANd im done hearing about whoever the fuck you think you are. Show me something interesting dont tell me what you think you are. Don't tell me what you want me to hear. 4 > Conversations are being ruined by people who are constantly telling others they are wrong. Excuse me fucker. But are you capable of arguing against me? No beyond that. Can you stick to the conversation at hand, or are you going to source the same sources every SJW ever has cited. Your not even a real person, your just mimicrying beliefs you believe in. Pathetic tbh. Hey whatever more people will agree with you because we are all jsut looking for a place to belong. so good for you. You chose the easy way out bravo. I thought conversations were a place to discuss and learn. But your so focused on being correct. to me you look wrong, but you do 'sound' right because well .. to reiterate we all want to be right so we band together with whats acceptable. 5 > School fucked you. You were told to sit down and stfu. and if you were invested in to the conversation in the class room. You were memed on by all ur class mates. School breeds insecurity, and teaches people to sit down. Thats why some of yall are so forceful in standing up for yourself. Trying to break the chains of the past. And before you point the finger at me. Don't shoot the messenger. we were all brainwashed, I dont blame anyone trying to change the foundations of your past, considering how fucked it all really is 6 > "Im not that smart" This is just an excuse. Learning everyone can do. You just need to concentrate and put effort in. "oh I canT beCauSe I HaVe ADHD" well my bad just take more of that meth shit that way you can turn into mini hitler and become smart I guess. Also if your so insecure go cry to your psychologists like ffs. Eveyrone can be smart. YOu just need to develop your confidence > Rule 3 <

7 > You learn from what you see. monkey see monkey do. if your surrounded by a bunch of dumb cunts. YOur a dumb cunt now. If your being put down by people in your clique you are surrounded by negativity. If your being constantly praised for nothing you are surrounded by yes man. Find diversity. use discrepency. Its perfectly okay to judge people. stop suppressing that urge to appear 'normal' Many people are not normal but we are so caught up in trying to act normal when we are all pretty fucky 8 > The past was different and so will be the future. Would you shut the fuck up with the pessmism. Things will change. You need to be open to receiving it. You've had happy times as much as youve had bad times. ANd if your trapped in a big pit hole of death. well you better get climbing because no one can be bothered to help anyone anymore because we are probably the most selfish we've ever been ever (social mediaaaaasaa) and the adults are still trying to adjust to the internet because the world been flipped (itll flip again) 9 > No one cares about your opinion more than you Thats why your so uncomfortable speaking your truth. Because everyone is more into their own truths. So we practise the art of self affirmation by denying other peoples truths. When everything exists for a reason. WE are so caught up in making our own manifestations true by denying others 'truths.' Selfish cunts.... But hey wtf am I saying Im just an anonymous pluto I don't know shit ;')

My next post is my last post. Don't cry. I have my reasons. My next post however is going to my >master piece< ;')

[disgruntledexplainer]

posted a "two retards fighting" meme and now two retards are fighting in the reblogs. oh how reality imitates farce.

[exoticalmonde]

LUNDInium Outskirts /but it's her insane doodles/ PART III

This is inspired by this one time where I sarcastically asked 'Am I demented?' and both Dr. Kryo and Dr. Pinkie answered: 'Yes' and 'Maybe' respectively.

"Are we demented or am I disturbed? The space that's in between insane and insecure Oh therapy, can you please fill the void? Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed"

-Dr. Lundi /Jesus of Suburbia by Green Day/

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Also remember when I mentioned that I was writing something very indulgent and selfish? Yeah, the yumeshipping is going rather well, if I can say so myself.

This is absolutely calling myself out as rabid and insane, but I am cringe, I am free and I am a writer, so I can do whatever I want in every single moment of my free time.

I also did make a meme out of it because it was too funny not to.

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But then also this doodle came to fruition because I had a terrible day (the same day I got Hoederer actually) but I had to set down my phone and concentrate on a project very late into the night since I was going to travel for the rest of the week... And the doctors were so kind to be there to support me during it.

The bottom one is my current laptop background.

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And during that same day, more things happened, but this is all I got to hear from the conversation, so I was a little confused when I did raise my head up to see this. Dr. Pinkie's always there to let you know happ day and borgan.

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Times pass... But the friendships we make along the way is forever.

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Dr. Lundi was being silly again, so we ended up having to take a class about it.

We all agree that our tard-wife is the best kind of wife.

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Yesterday:

Me: *Trying to do R8-8 CM* "Speaking of, I wonder if horse decides to show up today." Lundi: "Just say 'Yeehaw', then he comes." Eve: ... Eve: "Let's see." *Refreshes* "Yeehaw!" Mlynar: appears Eve: "OH!"He did show up." Lundi: "I know my horse."

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In VC:

Lundi: "Pinkie can I shoot you a math question real fast?" Pinkie: "Hit me." Lundi: *Slap sound* Pinkie: "Ouw"

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Earlier today Dr. Lundi streamed all the Mlynar merch she got for herself, so she also celebrated with a victory doodle for all of us to enjoy. She has so any Mlynar plushies now, I wonder if any of them could ever compare to the Nearl himself.

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

Okay, yeah... I thought so...

Replies screenshot from my add to this post this post that I accidentally found through an email notification of an @ that you'll see didn't even scan on my tumblr radar on a reblog chain I couldn't add on to again because I blocked OP (good ♥).

This attempt at an @ is still hilarious by the way like OP was so afraid of me she blocked me I literally couldn't fucking hear or responded to any of what you little shits were saying ...

@poutyrootveggie @duncebento @specialmouse Whoaaaaaaa you little mediocre weebshit abled-bodied special needs dunces! I was so shocked that the last tough guy @ from the miku simp with the tumblr badges literally didn't scan and I only found out about this from opening my email and clicking the blog notes!

Yeah, I know you abled-bodied little shits wish god nuked you half as much as she nuked me since you're begging not to be perceived as feeling anything in your legs since you wanna be a vegetable that bad so you can have access to your weeby little comfort items and Mickey D's toys forever because you're never gonna grow up and get laid and I know you're gonna understand this as much as I understand tiktok memes because back in my day it was a Beelzebub Song but let me teach y'all's lil' steven universe sour cream studio ghibli guzzling wannabe misgendering unwashed surfer brah asses about something called hyperbole and sarcasm and metaphor and what a real dramatic "queer reading" means : It means I know and I don't care and if you want me to be nit picky about it y'all are too special needs to even mind your spelling...

And in this context means no disrespect but sometimes I wish I had as much the privilege and confidence as a low support needs abled-bodied autistic on social media explaining a thing about their Fandumb Oppression Olympics to be able to get away with typing like that much of a high support needs retarded version of myself while pretending to be that shocked by what a woman in a wheelchair is saying while causally misgendering her while I don't have any OCD regarding using any sort of punctuation while I'm doing that so abled bodies don't think I'm retarded, because I'm an abled-bodied autistic that can get away with doing the best impression of a retarded version of myself because I'm quirky brah it's not that deep but this lady who I just called "dude" and I have no idea how she feels about that doesn't Know Her Memes TM and that's what matters.

Not that a bunch of abled-bodied autistic weebs are trying to gang up on an actually disabled wheelchair user right now over what again, essentially amounts to a fandumb superiority/bully complex bigger than the weebs on Big Bang Theory and again, essentially started over Spoopynatch dishorse,,,,,

Because when abled-bodied autistics talk like that online or irl itssamememario but if my wheelchair bound arse ever did that in front of an older abled-bodied authority figure or anyone abled-bodied really...! Nitwit school. Special Needs Programing. 9PM curfew stuck in a group home.

Anyway, Homestuck ended years ago go lobotomize yourselves with a sharpy collective hallucination style if you wanna unlive that angy abt it!

Was shit like this why I'm getting so many new followers? Thanks but no thanks kidz go listen to your bops! ;) ♥

Have fun being stuck in your little tenderqueer fandumb mode forever because you made sure Hazbin is my last one but at least I'm a recovering Disney Adult using her Vivzietine patch instead of a little shit gen z otaku who's so spoiled I can get away with pretending to be more brain damaged than I actually am!! ;) ♥ X.O

(But oh, before I go @poutyrootveggie ...

"#ITS A MEME ABOUT PEOPLES UNNECECARY DOGSHIT HELP #I NEED THIS TO BE SATIRE" .. You mean a bunch of unnecessary dog shit like..? A bunch of weebs and apparent Homestuck and Supernatural fans trying to collectively dogpile on a Hazbin Hotel fan sharing on a fandumb post on fandumb website tungle.hel when they try to scold you about wishing you were doing s satire when they don't understand hyperbole and you wish that this abled bodied shit autistic with a Miku plushie for an icon and tumblr badges was a satire in and of themselves but deep down you know they're seriously pathetic enough to think, again that, causally misgendering and harassing a wheelchair bound woman for barking too loud about their own Special Interest Demon Discourse TM on a post made by a person with the studio ghibli cat TM as their icon talking about their demon shit rusty nail show discourse cause they're loser who liked that dog shit in the first place and I know I have far superior taste than any of ya so don't fucking @ me again... You think any of this cyberbully shit when I was just minding my own damn business and didn't even @ OP sharing sharing my fandom story fandumb story on a fandumb post on a fandumb website makes you look like the good ones? You mean pulling some "unnecessary dog shit" on me like that?

Well, jokes on you hon...This Hellhounds second bite fueled by Kesha's Cotten Candy bit down so hard on that lil' pussy OP got so scared of me that they blocked me back, meaning I couldn't even fucking hear you when you tried to @ me to stir shit up again and hows this for a final anime showdown? I'm pulling a Hatsune Miku putting my headphones back on so I won't be able to fucking hear you again.. You abled-bodied-wannabe-tard! LA! LA LA!`~ ♥

You want my silence? Pay me for it!

[middlespacekingdom]

Dad’s Quote Book

by my daughter:

“I don’t think dead people are this cold.” - 12/16/20

“I’m gonna take my index finger and jab it in your rib. Ready?” - 12/23/20

“You have to have a supple wrist.” (Talking about knife fights) - 12/24/20

“I don’t have scissors, I just have knives.” - 2/18/21

“They don’t test me. I could take all the steroids I want.” - 2/20/21

“Did they hire a black coach? No. You know why? Slavery.” - 2/22/21

“Oh my god. So, I was looking at Pulp Fiction memes in bed this morning…” - 3/12/21

“I like money more than I like liquor.” - 5/7/21

“Flip flops are white privilege shoes.” - 6/10/21

“I was just being Tow Mater.” - 8/9/21

“It could be heroin. I don’t know what I’m carrying.” - 9/18/21

“I wish my tongue was more textured. Like a cat.” - 10/9/21

“As goofy and as homoerotic as we can be, we roll hard sometimes.” - 11/13/21

“Oh these are big ass granny panties. Yikes.” - 12/20/21

“I’m not an environmentalist, but I am a cheapskate.” - 6/2/22

“Well, in native tongue, it’s the time they brought the small pox blankets.” - 11/24/22

“He’s just an insecure beta male.” - 11/27/22

“Reclaim outing!” - 5/2/23

“We have such avian diversity in our neighborhood.” - 5/14/23

“More white people should be uncomfortable.” - 6/1/23

“Covid was corny.” - 6/29/23

“I think bacon is God’s best creation.” - 7/16/23

“Her name was Anna Mae?” (anime) - 8/24/23

“I’m the master of awkward.” - 9/10/23

“If you were a man I’d be so gay for you.” - 9/14/23

“The more people like it, the more I hate it.” -9/27/23

“I like my belayers a little dizzy.” - 12/9/23

“I learned the steps of crip walk.” - 12/12/23

“I’m a big Texas fan.” - 12/17/23

“I know more about makeup than you do.” - 12/17/23

“So, Ja’Tavion is gonna be a house hard-R?” - 1/2/24

“I’m the girliest mf in this room.” - 3/2/24

“Bro, bread is life, son.” - 5/20/24

“Retarded by proxy.” - 5/31/24“AK? That’s Arkansas.” - 6/17/24 “No, that’s AR” - Brenn “Oh, AR? Like 15?” - Ty

“I think I’m gonna change my name…Killa T!” - 6/23/24

“I’m psyched to be me today.” - 6/30/24

“Just because Ryan and I cuddle doesn’t mean we’re gay.” - 7/18/24

“Hey, how about if I just like strangle you?” - 8/28/24

“That’s why God made shock absorbers.” - 10/4/24

“He’s 100% Texas. He’s not diluted. Like me.” - 10/9/24

“My entire fit is internet.” - 10/17/24

[wheres-timmy]

Woah shit there is a lot of people from Reddit. If anyone that sees this is from the Pink Floyd circle jerk group then do me a favor and please direct me to people who are posting their memes on here now. I lived off that shit for months and have been bled fucking *dry* of the content. I need more stone memes and pictures of Gilmour being retarded.

Oh also let’s not forget about people “loving” Several Species of Small Furry Animals All Grooving Together in a Cave with a Pict

[papirouge]

Not white gay men on my tiktok fyp literally protecting glaad and justifying Israel and zionism because “Hamas controls Palestine and wants to kill gay people” 🙄

They’re completely fine with murdering Palestine men women and children because hamas. I’ve noticed this among white western gay men and women who often have these same views. They’re scared of hamas because of some weird fantasy they have their head that this fringe group will take over the world and persecute gay people under sharia law, meanwhile in reality, children are starving to death and being bombed at for being Palestinian. It’s the same thing when people think of Palestinian they only think “strict muslim” when it only means someone from Palestine and make this issue into a Jew vs Muslim one when it’s not

If there's one thing that this war revealed is that white homosexuals will always be White people first and foremost and therefore prioritize the best interest of White people - regardless of their sexuality. There no coincidence many White gays are rabidly racists. Hitler knew what he was doing when he leveraged homosexuality as a recruiting tool to hire new SS (look up the Pink Swastika book by Judith Reissman)

Since I'm orbiting around radfem platforms that's something I noticed a lot these last few months .

Mind you, before all of this, those White women were all agreeing that war wasn't just a "male thing" and that women were significantly affected it (through rape as war weapon, etc.), so I was extremely confused to see them "we don't know enough about this conflict to talk about it uwu" this issue out once Gaza started being carpet bombed. Like- i thought that war was bad for women no matter what? so why suddenly being wishywashy about calling for a ceasefire?? Mind you, while they feigned neutrality, they'll still reblogged posts talking about the mass rapes of October 7.... but nothing about raped Palestinian women. Because we all know only the Hamas rapes women and that the IDF hasn't been exposed countless times abusing & raping Israeli women of course ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Many radfem are just racist white women using female oppression as a totem of immunity to protect them from any criticism.

I'm glad I clocked their bs out when a lot of them started saying shit like "misogyny is worse than slavery bc misogyny existed for a longer time uwu" sorry but that brand of retarded take could only come from the sick brain of delusional White women.

Same when they did THE MOST about the karen meme bc they were cranky people of color were seeing through the bs of nasty white women crocodile tears. I'll never forget radfem saying karen was a misogynist meme and getting more angry at it than the actual racist white women that made the meme pop in the first place... Tells you where their priorities are and how prone to gloss over racism they are . BUT GOD FORBID IF YOU DARE CALL A WOMEN A "BITCH" BECAUSE MISOGYNY IS ACTUALLY THE WORST OFFENSE

I think White gay men are even more dangerous though because as men, they might have even less compassion for women (racist + misogyny)j. They see Palestinians as beast that would kill them.

Oh, and I'll never forget about all those "Christian" who remain silent while our Palestinians Christian brethrens are being martyred. These hypocrites LOVED weaponizing the struggle of Christians in middle east to dunk on Muslim, but suddenly don't have shit to say when Jews were killing them in churches. Special shout out to evangelicals who went ballistic during c0vid lockdowns (and fighting no gathering policies arguing that church gathering was an unalienable right as Christian), but didn't say shit when Palestinian churches were being bombed (with believers inside) by Zionists. These ghouls only used Christians middle eastern as pawns to hate on Muslim, not because theu genuinely cared for them. They are hellbound.

I hope that none of them will have the audacity to ever talk about how "Christianity is a middle east religion uwu" to defend themselves off the white supremacist accusations when did NOTHING to defend middle east Christians being murdered before our eyes. They are White supremacists. Every White Christian blogger on this website who ever talked about middle east Christian but didn't say shit abt the martyrdom of Christians Palestinian is a ghoul. I wish I could buy some "you're a fake Christian a ghoul and White supremacist coward" Tumblr badge for all of them to show everyone how fake they are.

[joompheart]

Ok turns out it was basically a waste of time and I should've gone somewhere else first. Classic foolish mistake "oh people are getting screwed over and put on year long waiting lists and have to convince like 3 different counselors that yes actually I don't mind taking hormones that's actually why I'm here at all you stupid fucking bastards. But that won't happen to me lol this is commiefornia!"

It's so... ugh. Infantilizing? I can kinda see why they're so obstinate but *I* know what I want and I hate wasting everyone's time getting appointment after appointment so when I do come in you can trust that I've already made up my mind that I'm going to try this one way or another. But how am I supposed to tell that to the doctor when I'm there I have to struggle so hard to remember the basic stuff to say already I can't possibly convey how I'm set on trying it so he probably thinks I'm some moron who saw a sissy hypno meme or somehting.

So now I'm supposed to find some jackass counselor or god forbid another psychiatrist and say whatever they want until they write a letter saying "yes he should be allowed to take hormones" how RETARDED is is that I need the permission of 2-3 different assholes to benignly change my body."

Then after more referral bs I can theoretically finally get to someone who can actually help me figure out an effective regimen for what I want which I thought should've been the subject of THIS appointment but whatever fuck it.

It's so stupid if they just helped me decide on one or two prescriptions and said "come back in a month or two and we'll see how you're feeling" I would be far LESS at risk of making "drastic changes to my body" that I'll regret. Making me fight through to get appointments with all these separate people and wait weeks or months in between each one is liable to make me give up and buy straight estradiol online. I'm only bothering to see you because I don't want to grow tits but I'll risk it if you don't give me anything.

If I'm not picking up prescriptions by early February I'm gonna be pissed. What a waste of time

[sydmarch]

Rhetoric for the de meme

rhetoric: what's your favourite copotype and political alignment? now, which is the most correct copotype/political alignment? now, which, in your mind, is the most canon hdb copotype/political alignment? explain any difference in as many words as you wish.

OH now this is an interesting question. will preface this by saying i know hardly anything about the moralsit & fascist runs because i want to play through them myself so i've avoided spoilers as much as i can (on my 4th run & just got the kingdom of conscience thought so finally making progress).

so my second run i ended up doing ultraliberal sorry cop & honestly that might be my favorite combo it was SO much fun to play. just like. absolutely fail and pathetic. everyone fucking acting like you're an idiot when you're running around like "can i pay for this in net worth??" evrart says "don't be a retard harry you're not an ultraliberal" & you're like sorry god of course i'm so fucking sorry why would i say that. endlessly entertaining plus i really enjoy savvy so it was fun to see him come out.

obviously communist is the most correct alignment even though the way harry goes about it can be very ummmm. idk if i'd say any of the copotypes are more correct or incorrect than any other?

i'm also not sure if i'd say any alignments or copotypes are more canon than others - imo harry is what we make him.

[agendercryptidlev]

Update: the Radfems are mad lol

[ID: 5 Screenshots of responses to the above meme, two from twitter and one from tumblr:

Lily Bart (@/terfodactyl) "I bring a sort of 'The Patriarchy was defined by women explaining their oppression, based on sex, and should be updated to better represent how men feel about that' vibe to MRA activism that women don't really like."

Kelly (@/OlgaPosting) "Oh my God shut the fuck up."

rin-tezuka "We should just start throwing you annoying theyfabs in gitmo tbh"

big bootie latinas @/KadenB183 "Is this retardation achievable naturally?"

Sartricis @/Sartricis "The left still can't meme"

/end ID]

[ID: Meme that reads "I bring a sort of "The Patriarchy was defined by Cis Feminists and the Definition Should be Updated To Better Represent the Lived Experiences of Trans and Intersex People" Vibe to Transfeminist Theory that Radfems don't really like" the background is a photo of a man with a backwards baseball cap looking into the distance while standing outside /end ID]

[grupitiers]

oh no not again another 10th grade boy w edgy humour.

vcc tại sao facebook lại đề xuât bài cùa thằng củ lìn này trên newsfeed của tao vậy??vl t mua mạng hằng tháng là để xem wholesome shitposts chứ đ phải là mấy bài rant ngu si thượng đẳng đói fame của mấy thằng 2k8 đần độn mới tiếp xúc với cyberculture từ mùa hè năm ngoái và xem ACN là nguồn cảm hứng. ahh so dumbass goofy jerky assy dickish get out of my newsfeed and get a life dude 😭

đcm m hoàn toàn có thể detect ra một thằng fan ACN 13-17 tuổi khi thấy cái giọng văn stupidly satirical của nó và để bio/username như một thằng trẻ trâu mới lớn (kiểu "Hoàng Ghét Học Toán", "Chân Gà Sả Tắc"...), có một kênh youtube trên dưới 1k subs, hay đăng edgy meme nhảm l trên fb, thích khoe khoang trình edit, nghe nhạc nightcore hay lâu lâu lại đăng ảnh hentai r34 mà đ thèm ghi sauce để mấy thằng wibu nhảy vào spam. Đói fame nữa thì sẽ lôi mấy thằng youtuber nhỏ/bị dính phốt ra chỉ trích bắt lỗi rồi công khai đấu mõm trên fb. Thắng thì cap lại mang về wall khoe để mấy thằng wibu rách vào nâng bi. Thua thì lặng lẽ xoá cmt/xoá bài r lên bài đính chính. Cái l má cái gì mà đăng bài viết về các vấn đề xã hội?😭 bro fighting w retarders for fame and then calling it a social issue struggle? omaga ACN reference??

chứ đ ai đời lại lên mạng chửi nhau với thằng như Dino Sakura với mấy thằng phân biệt vùng miền cả :))) khiếp người ta lại tưởng cringe battle không ấy chứ. đcm cu em lại còn flex bảng điểm mới ghê chứ mang đi khè nhau à khiếp thế 😔

haiz chứ hồi lớp 8 mới tiếp xúc với cyberculture mình cũng trẻ trâu lắm nma đ tới mức này 😓 ý là cái này là bait rõ luôn ấy m đói fame đến mức nhảy vào cắn à em trai??

[cryptometaphor]

(Sarah arguing with a KKKomunist)

Him: You're a retard

Me: SHE'S the retard?! Sarah is the second smartest person in the world! Next to myself of course...

Sarah: Of course lol

Me: You're being very undialectical right now, and dare I say... revisionist.

Him: How am I... Are you just using words?

Me: You're the one doing an ad-hominem because you were utterly destroyed by her arguments. Annihilated. You can never recover. It's ogre for Trotskycels.

Sarah: LOL

Him: I'm not a Trot. What even IS your argument? Like how was I wrong? Were you even paying attention to what was said?

Me: As much as I needed too. Sarah said something poinent, factual, and with grace and in her sultry voice. You said (makes fart noises)

Sarah: LOL omg baby I can't breathe stooopppp

Him: You're not even making sense. Like I get it. Sarah is your woman, you...

Axel: HIS woman??? OWNERSHIP???

Me: Typical Trot behavior. Didn't even get rid of the capitalisms.

Him: What?! If you all are just gonna bully me with these grade school tactics. I'm outta here.

Me: "I'm leaving because I was proven wrong by a WOMAN! Owned by a MAN whose better than me and every way!"

Him: Not what I said... Bye...

Me: Oh come on, I agree with you okay? Men should own women. Inshallah (he hangs up)

Me: Crybaby

Sarah: You did just resort to bullying Jim. Didn't even refute his central point.

Me: Ah, a win is a win. Point is he was making fun of you. Nobody makes fun of you. Maybe me but even than only under strict regulations by the vanguard

Havoc: Is that us? Me: Yeth

Sarah: LOL baaaabbbyyyy...

Me: Yes my darling?

Sarah: YOU ARE A REACTIONARY AS FUCK LIBERAL NITWIT but I love you anyway and thank you for defending me.

Me: I love you too Sarah. Like the revolution is just looking into those eyes, all day long.

Sarah: Ok that's very sweet, but if you keep saying shit imma actually argue with you because one of us has to take politics seriously lol

Havoc: Jim will provide cheaper goods at the grocery store taking a box of little Debbie's and yelling "these prices are undialectical!"

Me: Populist leftism. The people long for a Marxist-Leninist-Karenism. We are all the manager now.

Sarah: Ok I'm actually getting pissed off and stop making me both angry, horny, shy, and laughing all at the same time lol

Havoc: How do you do that Jim? You do have a way with putting people through a roller coaster of emotions. You don't do it to be manipulative.

Me: Honestly Havoc it's hard for me to feel some emotions. So I compensate. I learn how people tic and use myself as a measuring stick. Like I know it's gonna sound BETA but I wanna cry, right now.

Sarah: Awwww honey, why???

Me: I just love you so much. Life's meaning is you. Just why do anything if not?

Sarah: Baby you're gonna make me cry.

Havoc: So do you hide it to appear masculine or...

Me: Nigga crying all day isn't very dialectical. It's exhausting.

Havoc: Fair enough.

Axel: Jim. You have manic-depressive episodes. Key word being manic.

Me: You're being very revisionist right now.

Sarah: STOP MISUSING MARXIST TERMS lol

Me: I mean he's literally revising my feelings inserting his own interpretation

Sarah: Ok that's slightly better use but still...

Axel: Objectively Jim you do suffer immense and complete depression I'm not fucking with you. Like if I felt the way you did, I'd be pissed I could only kill myself once.

Me: That's pretty close to how I feel all the time.

Sarah: Babe...

Me: I'm not saying that to disparage you honey. You are my everything.

Sarah: You bitch, I know that. I'm just sad FOR YOU empathy.

Me: Very undialectical...

Sarah: If you don't stop...

Axel: What you gonna leave him?

Sarah: I would never. He knows that too. I'll do something worse. Something actually dialectical that uses reason and material conditions to actually illustrate my point.

Havoc: Oh?

Me: I am both mortified but also curious... Perhaps a little aroused.

Axel: That's a Johnny Bravo meme I'm sure

Havoc: Jim is Johnny Bravo lol

Sarah: You don't want me to say it in front of the boys do you???

Havoc: OH?

Axel: Just fucking say it

Me: Stand down soldier... lol

Sarah: See? He's smart when he wants to be.

Havoc: Jim's embarrassed lol

Me: Well no shit I'm familiar with shame and regret lol

Sarah: Oh I don't think shame and regret is quite what...

Me: OK YOU MADE YOUR POINT, YOU WIN I CONCEDE

Havoc: (whip noises)

Axel: I was mistaken, Sarah owns Jim

(Sarah posts that breaking bad meme "you're God damn right...")

[trunk--slamchest]

One thing fun about online racists is that, like that classic meme about /pol/ and walking on the street, they're incredibly spineless in real life. You'll get a person who will spout some of the most vile shit in your life, with 19 esoteric and retarded slurs and racial theories on standby and the second they cross into the real world, there's no drops of it.

Where's the hatred? Where's the ANMH and all of you oh-so-funny variations on the n word? You're all tough and ready to Helter Skelter but I took you to Waffle House and you look like you're going to burst into tears because you've had to talk to a black person for the first time and you think they're going to beat the shit out of you.