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kittlyns · 2 years ago

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Good evening girls. Made an absolute fool of myself @ the sams club today

#basically I was like let me go get snacks for the salon since my mom added me to her membership and I haven't really utilized it yet #got my snacks. was like okay let me get a slice of pizza! thatll be good #order my pizza. they tell me it'll be a 12 minute wait. I say that's fine!! and decide to put my snacks in the car while I wait #get out to my car. get all the snacks in. have one case of dr pepper left. haul it up.#one can fucking explodes and covers my light pink skirt in dr pepper viscera and gore #I now look like I've pissed myself #aight. well I already paid for my pizza so I gotta go back...#clean up as much as two napkins allow me to and head back in #ofc nobody cares but it feels like people are looking. whatever. so what if I pissed myself. grow up.#go to fill up my cup w dr pepper (despite the betrayal). no dr pepper.#dear god why. okay. uhhhhh starry???? i guess!!#take a sip. it tastes like shit. oh well. theyre calling my name now #go pick up my pizza. the cheese is nice and melty and it smells good. :) okay. life is still good!#halfway back to the exit I'm balancing my plate on my arm and and I'm holding the cup claw machine-style #the lid snaps off the fucking cup and it spills a good 1/2 cup (cooking measurements) onto the floor #oh my god why. why why why why why.#okay. we can fix this. it's not a ton. put my cup on table and do a cute little walk of shame back to the napkins #get like 50 napkins and do my goddamn best to clean up my mess. goes fine. okay. time to get the fuck outta here before I do something worse #back at my car. open door. holding cup like normal now. lid pops off again and spills all over my skirt a second time.#why the fuck is this happening to me.#out of rage I put my pizza in the car and dump the rest of the cup out on the pavement. tasted like shit anyways #lady in car next to me watches the whole thing.#yeah you're witnessing mental illness bitch. enjoy.#lost my appetite. pizza is good but I don't even want it now

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girldraki · 9 months ago

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#oh my god?????#txt #STOP FOLLOWING US!!! WE DONT POST LIKE THIS. WE POST JFK RPF #'blah hah hah and everyone clapped' don't you want to live in a world of beauty? with us?#‘why can’t i reblog this?’ Because trads started going He dodged a bullet in our notifications

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soapbbox · 1 month ago

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A Quintesson attack leaves Megatron in need of repairs.

Let’s pretend this takes place early where Megatron isn’t incredibly paranoid about back stabbing (Starscream) yet

#transformers #maccadam #transformers one #megatron #soundwave #starscream #shockwave #d-16 #tf one #I didn’t draw it out but megs is super conflicted abt taking his cog out #for obvious reasons #maybe he respects/trusts/looks up to the high guard since they’re #the high guard #after megs leaves they’re like wait. why were they having such small bots mining #one fall and that tiny frame can get dented and oh god he’s just a kid what the hell #reason to kill sentinel number 37 #anyways they’re sillies fun time to me #unrelated but FUCK tumblr decreasing quality of large pictures I was wondering why my older posts were so blurry

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tomboxed · 1 month ago

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knight to k6

#taught myself how to play chess for this drawing #worth it #and yes gi hun is the knight because of that metaphor about the betting horses #i'm never drawing a chess piece ever again. oh my god why did i make them glass. dude. help.#tiny gi hun is my favourite part of this drawing #he's so scrimbly...#squid game #hwang in ho #seong gi hun #inhun #457 #player 001 #player 456 #the front man #001 x 456

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artist-rat · 4 months ago

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some epilogue vibes (an excuse to draw some hugs. and my durge so many times)

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #wyll #karlach #astarion #shadowheart #lae'zel #minsc #jaheira #durge #oc: noon #anyway as said attempting to tag late game stuff more just in case #spoilers in the tags also bc i'm gonna ramble lol ->#i'mm😔having played embrace durge for most of the game all the sweetness punched me in the face (affectionate) like girllllll lol😔😭<3 #tho let wyll be hugged damnit >:(#(i wonder if they added wyll hug in the new patch? doubts i don't trust like that but huge if they did)#also idk why minsc got that ending lmao. i didn't even know there were diff outcomes just found out looking for his ref for this pic LOL #i helped nine fingers and the guild helped in the endfight?? idk what happened but godspeed my guy #also loved jaheira's ''good to see you please for the love of gods remember to never have kids''#minsc in the bg: ''i'm getting executed tomorrow💯💪''#also i didn't even know why karlach glowed blue then looked it up like oh😭😔🥺 ohhhhh

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idolomantises · 1 month ago

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i say this as a lover of yuri but does anyone else get kind of annoyed by the amount of GL that's just two baby faced skinny girls.

#txt #the lack of buff women or women with strong jawlines pisses me off so bad sorry #im ngl it was reaching a point where i was reading bl and pretending they were women bc i needed a big buff women #and dont get me started on monster girl GLs oh my GOD it annoys me so bad #monster lady but its just a woman with cat ears why isnt she BIG AND BUFF #WHY DOES BL GET BIG BUFF MONSTER MEN BUT GL DOESNT GET BIG BUFF MONSTER WOMEN SERIOUSLY IT PISSES ME OFF

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crows-home · 2 years ago

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part of my nimona viewing experience. idk why but i got super emotional in the first five minutes.

ID by @peachygos

[ID: A comic juxtaposing screenshots from Nimona 2023 and drawings of a person watching the movie. The first screenshot is Ambrosius's introduction; he grins at the camera as the news anchors introduce him, his name in big print on the screen. The person watching thinks with a bored expression, "Ah. Ok. This guy is gonna be the jackass. Typical golden-boy stuck-up prince that thinks he's better than the underdog. I see where this is going.

The next screenshot is of Ambrosius and Ballister on the platform above the arena, Ambrosius doing his news anchor bit and saying, "Aaand will Ballister be broody on the biggest day of his life?" Ballister laughs at his antics. The person watching now has a small smile, as they think, "Huh! Aw, they're actually nice to each other and are friends! I wasn't expecting that, that's nice-"

The third and final screenshot is a shot from behind of Ballister leaning his head on Ambrosius's shoulder. The caption reads "the knighting ceremony is just moments away." The person watching now has a touched, soft expression, like they're holding back tears. They think "OH." as a partially transparent doodle behind them bends over crying and blubbering, with another doodle showing their heart shot through with an arrow. /end ID]

#nimona #nimona movie #my art #i dont know WHY the relationship between these two made me so happy. genuinely. but i was tearing up when they held hands #idk man. just- the feeling of 'ah. friendship between these two men like always. i see-' and then #'OH. oh god theyre in love. that so sweet. i wasnt expecting that what the fuck.'#im not an outwardly emotional person

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glitter-stained · 5 months ago

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Prompt:

After Red Hood stopped killing and someone leaked footage hinting that he's the second Robin, he expected to fight for every morsel of territory, for everybody to desert him and the murder attempts to triple.

And, well. It's not like he doesn't find himself in a rigged warehouse on Monday, walking off that one explosion with singes on his back. It's not like on Wednesday, a bullet pierces through a hole in his armour and he's losing half his blood in an alley. And sure, someone takes advantage of him throwing his helmet away on Friday (he was out of grenades and needed a bigger bomb) to fear gass him, but it's fine, he can function normally under fear gass nowadays.

Except. Except nobody deserts him. By Monday, the attempts have completely stopped. He walks into a meeting with his men and sees his goons' hands won't stop shaking, and even his lieutenant won't look him in the eyes.

Jason is confused, and so are the other bats, but soon the rumours reach their ears: you can't go after the Red Hood, because no matter what you do, once you've targeted him it's over, like a dog with a bone, he'll get you eventually- no matter how you shoot or how many explosives you use. It doesn't matter that the Red Hood doesn't kill, because the Red Hood doesn't die.

#jason todd #immortal jason todd #not that he's aware #“oh my god why are your hands so cold” - “it's winter”#Jason waking up in a morgue: riddler's plans are getting weirder and weirder by the day #red hood #my favourite bit about Jason's immortality is him being the last one to know #dc #batman #dc comics #red hood's goons #red hood's merry men #in my head joker like leaked footage of robin ii's death so all the rogues saw him get tortured and exploded #it's terrifying

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coddda · 8 months ago

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I wish we could have met in some other way.

Lawlight Week Day 2: Soulmates

If you saw me repost and re-edit this several times uh No you didn't </3

Still frames/Individual gifs:

If you know what every frame is from you get a free cookie. by the way

#death note #dn #light yagami #l lawliet #lawlight #oh god here we go #death note jdrama #death note 2015 #death note 2006 #death note musical #lctw #l change the world #dntm #lawlightweek2024 #my art #collapses i am NEVER putting this much effort in one piece ever again /hj this was the Only one i had mostly prepared in advance #ironically the most painstaking part about making this entire thing was converting the images into an animated file #that wasn't either horrifically compressed or just. wouldn't loop. why do gifs have to look so BAD it's so inconvenient #and THEN i realized I had to forcibly Stitch the two animations together so they would actually be synced and it wouldn't look dumb #and the end result is STILL so compressed. because Tumblr. uhhh just don't click on it it'll look so scuffed LOL. anyways #this is what i get for watching Every Adaptation of Death Note. i am a death note multiverse truther #usually i'd have something clever to say in the tags but. this drained the life out of me just uh.#yeah. they're doomed in every universe. this is the only way they could've met. they are doomed by their own natures and the #circumstances that surround them. there is no universe where light tries to prevent L's death. and even in the cases where L Doesn't die #there is no universe where L can save light. there is no universe where he can truly “catch” Kira and make him see where he went wrong #(<- if you read LCTW you know. :) )#in every universe and adaptation L will call Light his first friend. in some universes they'll take that notion more seriously than others #no matter what one of them will die due to the other. its the only constant. it's the only way it can ever be. they are the others downfall

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severalfoxesinatrenchcoat · 12 days ago

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#intersex #Why can't society just treat us like normal people oh my gods #intersex issues #intersex awareness

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rainbowfartblaster · 3 months ago

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JAYCES HAND CUPPING VIKTORS NECK OH MY GOD I NEED TO DIE

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goosologist · 9 months ago

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they have an exam in two days but they keep making out about it

#just like me fr tbh why am i not with my books #oh well #my sister thinks i should caption this hashtag murderous envy #because it’s all i convey when talking about it #imagine if housing prices in my city were humane #god #farcille #farcille fanart #marcille donato #falin touden #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #falin x marcille #delicious in dungeon #modern au #college roommates au #art tag

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fincherly · 6 months ago

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my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this

and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug

#this just in #im not putting this on the art blog it's not worth it lmao #but oh my god . imagine.#imagine being extrajudicially executed by Evil Johnson & Johnson and this is the last thing you see #two of your shithead genius students standing all fruity over ur dying body #i accidentally twinkified birkin but im not used to working on a rlly small scale like this so forgive me #plus he's in his 20s so i couldnt give him wrankles. im so sorry bill ive made you a twink #also wesker what's with the fit #do not need to dress up for a murder #BTW IMPORTANT IS THE PHRASING OF “PARTICIPATING IN THE ASSASSINATION”#they literally did NOTHING to help im not even sure why they were there #they sure as hell didn't kill the dude #resident evil #william birkin #albert wesker #james marcus

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cantarelaria · 11 months ago

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beast peak's shixiong 🐲✨

#i'm still playing around with the little fox beast thingy #so bear with me for inconsistencies #svsss #scum villian self saving system #shen yuan #shen jiu #my art #beast peak au #TUMBLR WHY DID YOU EAT THE QUALITY OH MY GOD #it's not even a detailed drawing #but also nOT THIS BLURRY??

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bob243 · 2 months ago

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I am not good at expressing emotions and this game... this silly guy... this game made me relate. Made me cry. I never had physical tears for a game before.

#isat #in stars and time #isat siffrin #why is he so relatable oh my god #my art

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bloomyforest · 4 months ago

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BigB creaking sketch cause we love a creepy silly guy

#art #fanart #mcyt #mcyt fanart #wild life smp #wild life smp spoilers #traffic life #traffic life spoilers #bigb #bigbstatz #bigbst4tz2 #bigb fanart #bloomy's art #edit: OH my god I just realised why i felt like i'd seen this before #I HAVE- I subconciously ripped off Syneester's design- shit

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