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From NatHab/WWF Wildlife Photo of the Day; August 27, 2018:

On the Wing Marian Herz

Species: Pied Kingfisher (Ceryle rudis) | Location: Village between Bundala and Yala National Parks, Sri Lanka

I was on a trip to Sri Lanka and had spent the morning at Bundala National Park. The guide suggested we go to a wetland in a village between Bundala and Yala. We had many good sightings there. We then drove along another canal near the village. I saw a Kingfisher on a snag. Suddenly it took off, and I was able to get the flying shot.

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current mood is deadpool screaming ‘for jeff goldblum’ while throwing a spear at a dinosaur

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Aplomado falcon

Ink and colored pencils on clayboard

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Art By IG: @bryanthegirl Instagram: @artwoonz

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Is that "hoard of chickens" one supposed to be a dragon version of your dad? Because I'm seeing color similarities to that one Ultimate Other™ drawing you did of him

YEAH IT WAS HIM….. good call

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A perfect duet.

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Nobody was harmed during the making of this guide.

( seriously I have absolutely no ideas about culinary please be gentle )

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If I give you an apple and an orange and I tell you to choose, how many choices do you really have?

Two? Nope. You have FIVE, minimum.

You take the apple

You take the orange

You take both

You take nothing

You take something else

And this works EVERYWHERE. 

“Are you with us or with them?”

I’m with you!

I’m with them!

You both have good points!

You’re all insane!

I’m going with that other group over there!

“You need to vote Democrat or Republican!”

Democrat!

Republican!

I switch depending on the leader and the issues!

I don’t vote! 

I vote for a third-party!

“Are you Christian or Muslim??”  

I’m Christian

I’m Muslim

I think God is one and the same and follow good doctrines of both

I’m atheist

I’m Jewish

And it’s often more subtle

Like a salesperson handing you two products and pressuring you to buy one of them, making you forget that 

You don’t have to buy anything if you don’t want to

You can leave the store and buy something elsewhere

And sometimes it can be as important as

“Are you gay or are you straight?”

I’m gay

I’m straight

I’m both? So Bi?

I like no one, I’m ace. 

I’m anything else, really, this is a spectrum and I define my own orientation.

So remember- If someone if pressuring you to pick between two choices, they’re probably trying to manipulate you by making you forget you also have another three options.

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The Himalayan Tahr is a relative of the wild goat and is specially adapted to life on the rugged mountain slopes of the Himalayas. It has a dense, reddish to dark brown woolly coat with a thick undercoat, keeping it warm in the winter. In the spring, as temperatures rise, it loses much of its coat, and becomes lighter in color. 

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Note to Millennials from GenX:

So you know those news stories about how Millennials don’t buy enough breakfast cereal or paperback books or homes or whatever the hell that Boomers are complaining that “kids these days” don’t spend money on?  And y’all are like “LOL, no cash my pal”?  

I think there’s something more insidious going on.  You see, they thought they had you.  Forget the Saturday morning cartoons of my childhood, they had Disney Channel and Nickelodeon feeding you ads all day long.  Your generation got advertising in your schools.  Your parents took you to prosperity doctrine spewing MegaChurches (it’s Mega so it’s gotta impress the kids, right?).  

They thought you were going to be their generation of super-consumers.  

You are generations distant from the great depression, and the 1979 energy crisis.  Boomers want to pretend that the 2008 housing bubble wouldn’t affect the little kids.  And plus, we had grown past the era of Yankee thrift and hippie DIY frugality.  Right?  And there was no mopey Kurt Cobain glamorizing thrift-store flannel shirts.  You guys were going to out-consume the Boomer generation.  They were sure of it.

Those think pieces?  They’re Boomer disappointment that you have found value in something other than your place as a mindless consumer.

And yeah, I’m not going to pretend that y’all have more cash than you do.  It was fucking idiotic to think they were going to raise a consumer generation without having to pay them the money they would need to buy even life’s necessities.  And I could write a book about how my generation was complicit in destroying the old values around work and loyalty that left your generation screwed.  Really, I’m genuinely sorry for the mistakes we made.

But you guys have given a big middle finger to the generation who thought that they could manipulate you from birth into manipulable-money-spending-machines.  And I’m way fucking proud of you for that.    

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Bali Organic Arts

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This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

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apparently ravens are associated with death and prophecy because they’re very intelligent birds and back in the day they learned p quick that large groups of men marching meant imminent corpses to feed on so they would follow armies and i think that’s v metal

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A dozen new Home Tweet Home Window Feeders on sale at noon eastern time today!  With fancy new roof tiles, a chair and an oval table. Ooh lala! www.etsy.com/shop/jadafitch

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“I eat like a bird.”

What they think I mean: 

What I actually mean: