#oh my god cocaine bear

[luciolefire]

Out of all the things I thought would be canon, cocaine bear and family guy death pose nova weren’t on the bingo card but they were funny as hell

YEAH

[eggs-can-draw]

Guess who just saw Cocaine Bear lmao

[puckpocketed]

Insane scouting podcast segment

Hello do you guys wanna hear/read something crazy. I listen to a lot of scouting material and most of the listening I do serves as light background noise while I do chores/commute/make art etc and the information retention is VERY suspect. But occasionally I hear something SO fun and silly. Please behold my transcript of thee strangest exchange I’ve come across so far between several public amateur scouts on their Scouching podcast/livesteam about their special boy Ivan Fomin.

Here is the video, I encourage you to watch if you have time just to really absorb the absolute comedy of it. timestamp is 1:04:46 - 1:08:40. Small content warning for injury talk, they get a bit flippant about a pretty serious sounding hit.

START Transcript:

Tony Ferrari: And shout out to Ivan Fomin, because I know you were watching him. What a guy! What a guy!! I — he is SO fun to watch. Zero percent chance he makes it, and if he does oh boy I’m gonna be so happy.

Will Scouch: I’m pretending you didn’t just say that. I don’t care. I do not, I do not care. I — I wanna meet him, I wanna hang out with him. I wanna ask him about where the hell he came from, and, like, where — what happened there, and wh — (laughing) does his doctor have bone growth charts on him or something that indicates he’s gonna be more than 5’6, 120lbs, because holy smokes. Oh my god. Wanna talk rockstar level, y’know, swagger? and, and… Y’know, I’m trying to… Like, Nick Robertson on drugs, like, y’know. Insane.

F: You know the movie Cocaine Bear? This is Cocaine Nick Robertson.

S: Right, like Cocaine Gazelle.

F: Yeah

S: Like, smaller animal, not as ferocious, clearly, y’know. I mean what’s a very weak animal? Like a goat?? That’s fast?

F: Cocaine Rabbit?

S: Cocaine Rabbit, there we go. We’re talking Cocaine Rabbit there, right. Still gonna get eaten by a coyote, but bunnies are cute and one on cocaine would be really fun. Anyway.

F: Yeah.

AJ: That was a crazy aside.

S: That was pretty crazy, but hey open table for Tony to be Tony Ferrari, man, and that’s what we love, y’know, that’s what we’re here for!

F: I think you, Dylan, and I were talking about Ivan Fomin a little bit today and I posted the Rocky meme “If he dies, he dies” and that’s just kinda how you have to take him, because BOY is he fun to watch.

S: The last game I watched of him, he was playing the — St. Petersburg’s best team, uh… And again, his team is from Vladivostok, and they have nobody. So he’s the guy there. At the end of the game he died.

AJ: [It was] a brutal trip.

S: Yeah. That’s a brutal trip, yeah. It was in Vladivostok, too, so the team from St. Petersburg had to get on a plane and go all the way to Vladivostok and play a game.

[they talk about the flight and attempt to look it up]

S: But anyway, it’s a long trip is what I’m saying. And [Fomin] played great most of the game, and then on his last shift, which makes sense because he got hurt, he just got taken into the boards, fell head-first, and he was done. I don’t think he’s played since.

So, he might die, but I’m gonna hold on to the roller coaster until the wooden — I’m gonna hold on to the wooden roller coaster until the frame snaps. That’s what I’m gonna do, ‘cause he’s so much fun. There’s, there’s so — there’s way less joy watching players this year than usual for me that when there is joy I’ll latch on to it and whatever happens, happens. Because god when that kid is goin’, and when he is huntin’ guys down.. like, AJ I swear to god, I don’t think there’s a better embodiment of an ‘AJ player’ out there than Ivan Fomin, because holy smokes that kid rocks.

AJ: I appreciate you using the correct term, an AJ player, so thank you.

S: Yes, yes. I’m sure he’s a great example of such a thing.

END Transcript.

If you want a reference point for how this kid plays, I’ve managed to dig up this shift video. He does seem to go as crazy as they’re saying LMAO!! And I do hope he’s okay. Keeping an interested eye on where he lands… everyone’s gotta have their obscure faves right? <3

[miiilowo]

oh my god dude you gotta watch cocaine bear i agree

ooogiugh mama mia. Cocaine bear peer pressure

[richeeduvie]

yk the meme “putting cocaine in my lipgloss so when he kisses me he thinks im god”

i think cielito would do that for tucos birthday and oh boy the next day tuco body full of scratches and her waist ass and arms have bruises.

Why do I feel like Cielito very clean and controlled with her drug usage? I guess there can't be two drug crazies in their loving. She does coke twice a month and it's always very, very clean. She doesn't party or do much on it, it's more for...motivation purposes. Tuco think she's beautiful when she does it, but agrees with her limitations deep down.

But on his birthday, Cielito dabs white over her mouth - brings her Tucci bear in for a long, sweet kiss and he takes her in instantly, all groans and squeezes.

"Cielito?"

"It's alright, Tucci."

"...Fuck!"

He can't get enough of her. And funny cause the coke smothered on her lipstick is barely what he does in the hour, but it's on his Cielito's lips. She kisses him, and suddenly her body is even more of his than it already was.

And it bruises against the pink of her clothes. She'll scold and pout later, it might buy her another car.

[berrypass-de-murdler]

77. Logico Goes to a Hollywood Party

The amount of praise I received for episode 75 seriously means more to me than you could possibly imagine. I have NEVER gotten a response like that from something I made <3

I'm out somewhere as I'm posting this so it might be kinda rushed, lol

Regardless, here's Agent Argyle, a perpetually angry Scottish boar. He's closely modeled after my fursona to the point where I think he looks too much like her, so I'm really beating myself up over this design lol. It looked so much better in my head...

DON'T READ THE EPISODES UNTIL YOU'VE FINISHED THE FIRST BOOK!!

MIDNIGHT: Logico look. We’re invited to a party. LOGICO: Yay.

They go. The person who invited them is now dead. Lmfao.

MIDNIGHT: Well, that sure is disappointing. STEEL: Oh my GOD. Why can’t they just, like, LIVE or something?

A new person is there.

MIDNIGHT: Meet Agent Argyle, he is a rude man in a tie. ARGYLE: I work for no one. LOGICO: Quick question. MIDNIGHT: What.  LOGICO: Who actually is that?

Uncle Midnight.

U. MIDNIGHT: Hey heyyy, short king! Ready to live it up again? Huh?? MIDNIGHT: Don't talk to him.

Uncle Midnight falls headfirst down a flight of stairs to the bar in the basement, where the screenplay is located.

U. MIDNIGHT: Hey man, this isn’t even mine! We burn it, take in some smoke, and then we’ll have a REAL party! LOGICO: You’re going to directly breathe in pure smoke. U. MIDNIGHT: Naww, man! I’mma lace it with cocaine first! LOGICO: I am very done. MIDNIGHT: Anyway, I’ve been learning new ‘kids’ phrases. Watch this.  LOGICO: Okay. MIDNIGHT: Let me jump in: Agent Argyle brought an antique typewriter. LOGICO: All right. U. MIDNIGHT: Bruuuuh. I saw Midnight 333 in the pool earlier, and he was just like, MELTED into a puddle of BLEUGH. So nasty :) 

Logico ‘accidentally’ dials his favorite number. Irratino answers immediately.

IRRATINO: Steel had the piano wire! LOGICO: What? IRRATINO: E-Executive Producer Steel. The person. She has piano wire.  LOGICO: How do you know that?? You are SO many miles away! IRRATINO: I got hungry :’<

Not only that, but she did the murder too! Makes that comment she made earlier even worse.

STEEL: Oh, you caught me! [kawaii dance] But do you have any idea how many people are going to lose their jobs because you interfered with this deal? Thousands! So, who’s the bad guy now?! LOGICOOOOO LOGICO: No. ARGYLE: I want cash. MIDNIGHT: Go to a ATM machine.

The end!

Rip

Uncle midnight and his emotional support bear <3

Silli boi I love him

The power of Goat Lord compels you!

See you next time murdlers!

[ink-wells-and-feathers]

so bear with me while I get this out because I'm thinking about it again.

and Naddpod eldermourne during the share circle while they're all telling their backstories zirk admits that his mom made him try the heroin and cocaine from their potions yeah? and will they obviously joke about the "why don't you tell us this kind of stuff? why didn't you tell us?" for a minute we hear Henry's genuine reaction to what was being said.

Henry let's out an appalled "Oh My God" at Zirk's statement that we can hear alongside Fia's joking. Because he's a DAD! HANK JR IS ABOUT THE SAME AGE AS ZIRK AND FIA!

Henry is horrified that someone did that to their kid because he couldn't fathom hurting his son. he was just doing what he thought was best for his kid and hadn't realized it hurt them both yet.

[scaryscarecrows]

Clancy wakes up with a splitting headache.

He’s got no clue what happened. He went to bed like normal, got up for a glass of water and a piss around one-thirty, and that’s the last thing he remembers.

Maybe he fainted? He’s never done that before, but he saw somethin’ about long-term head injury things, and the Bat has definitely walloped him good a couple of times.

“He’s conscious,” a voice says from right behind him. There’s a beat, and then big fingers flick the side of his head.

“Ow!”

“See?”

Kidnapped. Christ, why? He doesn’t know shit! He’s only been workin’ with Riddler for like, three weeks, since Sionis got his head blown off. Riddler’s not the sharin’ type, either.

He’s handcuffed to a chair in a warehouse, because this is Gotham and that’s protocol, but he doesn’t recognize the guys he can see. They look like the little army figurines he played with as a kid, but red, and with face masks and goggles that look more like something out of a cheap sci-fi show. No faction he knows.

“What the hell? I don’t know shit about shit!”

“Clancy Morrison, thirty-three, no kids, girlfriend dumped you six months ago, professional henchman, because that’s a thing here,” the man in front of him rattles off in a bored tone, voice echoing a little behind his mask. “Currently working for Riddler, previously worked for Black Mask.”

“You hiring or somethin’? ‘Cause this is a crappy job interview.”

There’s a small smattering of laughter. Clancy gives his cuffs an experimental tug. Absolutely nothing happens.

“Look, man. I had to roll my ass outta bed, take a connecting flight–a connecting flight, do you have any idea how much those suck these days?--to get back here and deal with the mess your old boss caused.” The man leans over, resting gloved hands on the arms of the chair. “But I’m still the nicer person you could talk to tonight. So here’s the thing. You tell me where your old cronies got hired or hid, whichever, and you get to walk away with maybe, like, a broken finger or something. Nothing too bad.”

This is Sionis’s fault? The bastard’s dead and he’s still causing problems? God!

Should’ve stuck with Two-Face, I should’ve just sucked it up and worn that ugly-ass Halloween mask…

Wait.

Sionis got his stupid face busted because he fucked with the Hood. A bunch’a people had kinda…appeared…aw, shit.

“This isn’t about the Hood, is it? Thought he died.”

He regrets this immediately, but the man in front of him just laughs.

“Just tell me where your friends are.”

Clancy’s a lotta things, but a snitch he ain’t.

“Fuck you.”

He regrets that immediately, too: a hand grabs the cuffs and he’s flipped over, slammed into the cement floor hard enough to shatter the chair and whack his head, and then he’s staring up at Death.

For a dead man, Hood looks plenty alive. He looks a lot better than the last time Clancy saw him, unfortunately.

“I’m a tough bastard to kill,” Hood tells him, voice bright with glee. “As you may have noticed.”

“Yeah, you oughta get a new name,” somebody new calls. “The Cockroach.”

“The Silverfish,” somebody else says. Hood sighs.

“No.”

“Oh-oh-oh, Cocaine Bear!”

“Absolutely fucking not.”

“Just sayin’.”

“No.” He fixes his boot on Clancy’s chest and leans down. There’s a creak. Clancy suddenly has a lot more trouble breathing. “You should’ve taken the offer. He’s a little more kindhearted than I am.”

“Look, I don’t know where all of ‘em–”

“I’m sure you’ll remember.” Hood’s head swivels towards Clancy’s left elbow. “Didn’t heal right, did it? After it broke last year?”

“I-I-I–”

“Shame.”

CRACK!

“Oh God!” Pain. Painpainpain. “Motherfucker!”

Hood gives the now-broken elbow an experimental poke. Clancy howls as bolts of agony race up and down his arm.

“Fuck you!”

“Please don’t.” There’s a snick and the tip of a knife presses gently against the corner of his eye. “Ready to talk to me?”

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

for the asks can i get:

IMPENDING BEAR

oh god the cocaine

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

[magustiel]

I mean......he reminded me of lemon lady or maybe the lemon lunatic would be more apt. The paranoia and obvious obsession with someone so much that it's embarrassing.....if the cocaine Bear Suit fits......

Yeah I got you it just made me legit lol while at work. I get it, I see it.

But yeah man. I literally walked off for three years. Three goddamn years, no fight from me beyond not letting her throw me out overnight after I paid all the bills because she felt like a big girl with her ho boyfriend weakling and her first paycheck in years, with the boytoy ready to swoop in and summarily fuck up her mind for the rest of her life.

It was two years. After almost two years, I vaguely mentioned the relief my friends expressed at her not being around. She and they monitored my personal blog, long after I went quiet in fandom and invested in other ventures, to patrol and mute me ever speaking up about how she abused and used me, because she didn't like it. She wants to spread her version, in DMs. It's real bad for her if I can't be shamed to silence by anons and cowards and idiot self-invested fuckwads. It's real bad if I post the receipts from moment of breakup to now. It's real bad.

After that, she spent 8 months in a furry pornography server, specifically to stalk an old friend of a friend, to get at a 20 year friend of mine that was a business investor, to "warn" him about me. This is the level of social predator she is, and it scales up with their kind all the way to the top.

Hence having a literal pin on the mentality of the mobsters running our government, and why after some trial by fire we will be Mostly Okay. Because they're all the fucking same.

All this while citing a fictional version of a god she fucked up and confused with her ex and made a cult to while refusing to unpack the details of. All her repressions projected at one externalized ideation. Something she can claim outside of herself to call a guide, or divine, or disown the decision of after. Some leading force outside of herself that will enable and forgive the behavior, all while she charges for anime octopus jibberish.

Sound familiar there too? Minus the specificity of the anime octopus jibberish. Just jibberish.

Oh well, guess it's not a fuckup anymore. Fuckin. Thanks for the divinity cocaine bear. Fuck. And she can delete her gallery now, but she's betrayed her core psychology. Again, she will either apologize or kill herself by the time she actually faces the truth, there really are only two potential destinations here. Self hatred and exit or rightful guilt and wanting absolution. Until the latter happens, she is still entrapped by the machinations she made.

She can delete a picture now, but after all her tripling down, do you think she really actually unpacked how her entire belief structure and life is fucked?

No?

Maybe we need to burn that down too.

[mothmage]

Body thief Armand !! ?

for a bit of context, this is the first few lines of the word document:

Title: Bacchus, Recumbent

Summary In 1992, Raglan James stole the body of a vampire. In 1982, someone else did it first. Or: A study in gluttony and in deprivation.

Tags: gore, hedonism

this one is still in the "frantically jotting things down with no capitalization or punctuation" phase, which makes it horrible to read snippets of lmao. it's 75% armand eating and having sex and doing drugs and having human-body experiences in a way that's very different from lestat's bodyswap adventure, and the other 25% is just the most soul-crushing grief i've ever written and also gore and my agenda for armand to eat people. the idea for this fic was co-developed in another ask game a while ago, with people in the comments adding things (@molloyboi super heavily co-developed this).

anyways skipping over the horny fun parts and going straight to the armand-style misery, if you want a horribly poor grammar and spelling and no punctuation snippet of armand having an emotional crisis after trying cocaine, see below (tw vomit, blood - not from a fight or anything):

he takes a knife to daniels chest slicing shallowly below his collarbone. daniel hisses but holds armands head as he latches on sucks.

he pulls away when the blood stops flowing and starts to coagulate making a face. he isnt used to that. he drops to his knees then sucks daniel off. when his cock hits the back of his throat and makes him gag, he has to pull off to literally vomit blood and alcohol and bile and chunks of food.

daniel steps back makes a gagging noise then is like oh boss armand baby.

armand coughs wipes his mouth then stares at it swirling down the drain. he starts to cry then and looks up at daniel with snot and tears running down his face. im sorry daniel im so sorry.

hey no come here its all right. come on stand up lets get you cleaned off.

clean, he stands with his head against daniels chest those big familiar hands rubbing up and down his unfamiliar back.

i didnt mean to waste it he mumbles pressing a kiss to the scabby line across his collarbone. im sorry i didnt mean to waste it

to- he laughs presses a kiss to his head. my god armand it’s fine. the human body has a lot of blood as you well know. im fine.

he shakes his head but cant make daniel understand and cant make himself stop crying.

daniel sighs turns off the water. come on boss he says quietly. he leads armand out to their pool to the hot tub that daniel had insisted on.

hes glad now as daniel leads him in. he hisses at the temperature. it’s too hot.

daniel steps in still holding his hand. just go slow give it a minute.

he does and it becomes comfortable. he steps all the way inside and settles beside daniel curled up around him. daniel drags him over to sit on his lap draped across his chest. not like a child but like an octopus. armand loves to sit like this. it feels powerful normally. daniel couldnt move against the strength of his vampire body. he shivers now. hes just a child again a skinny little foolish child like hes always been. all masks removed.

NOW so you arent misled about the true vibes of this fic, here's a bonus bit, less of a snippet and more like notes to break into scenes later:

when he returns he drags daniel to italy, to the monuments. searching for the body thief he tells him. but sightseeing all the while. ive never seen this in the daytime the colosseum or the pantheon. with all the crowds. he delights in it curling his arm around daniel and letting the crowds press them close together. everybody is hot and everybody smells and he drapes himself over daniels back during their picnic lunch to press his nose into the space behind his ear and breathe him in. he smells the same even if armands nose has changed. they take pictures that daniel cant bear to look at but armand tucks away for safekeeping. they go to the finest restaurants in the world and order dish after dish. armand stands naked in the hotel bathroom admiring this new body of his. it’s putting on weight, fleshy around the hips and thighs, the way his own body is. it feels more like him every day. he cuts his hair into a sort of mullet like a rockstar, has daniel hold onto it while fucking him from behind. they go to clubs to bars to shows, pick up men and women in droves. every hotel room hosts an orgy and daniel goes along with it all, whatever armand wants. but what he wants is daniel and daniels body can’t keep up. so he purchases a harness, a silicone cock that straps onto his thigh, and rides it while daniel’s own recovers. daniel falls asleep more than once, w his hands gentle around armands hips and his cock bouncing limp in his lap.

then they go to new york, try coke again at the club and dance until the sun comes up then dance their way through the park laughing and giddy. they fall into the grass daniel groaning and armand laughing.

[threebooksoneplot]

Episode 33 - "Holes Holes Holes" (Show Notes)

listen along here

General New Moon content warning for ongoing discussions of suicide!

[00:02:54] Cassandra Claire’s “Very Secret Diaries” (yes, it's the same Cassandra Clare. She spelled it with an "I" back in her fandom days)

[00:03:49] The Cassandra Claire Plagiarism Saga

[00:04:10] Fanlore's definition of "crack/crackfic"

[00:05:29] Orlando Bloom in Gran Turismo

[00:07:20] The only valid two-party system

[00:08:20] The Poldark TV series and books

[00:13:58] This chapter be like

[00:15:35] What Ioco (and G) mean by “Disney wolves” (why yes G does regret her entire life after having to google “Disney female animals”)

[00:15:46] It's a vine by Lily Zella

[00:20:18] What G means by "Chekhov’s heart problem”

[00:21:03] Waiting Is Not Easy by Mo Willems

[00:23:52] Bella be like

[00:29:13] “Oh my God, he admit it”

[00:29:39] Bella defines “friend” in the New Moon movie

[00:30:43] Poor Angela

[00:31:27] Hank the Tank

[00:31:51] The Wild Animal Sanctuary (which actually IS where Hank the Tank was relocated! G highly recommends a visit next time you're in the Denver area—they also house a ton of the tigers/other animals rescued from the shitty roadside zoo in Tiger King)

[00:33:08] Cocaine Bear (and the true story)

[00:35:33] Shannon can’t go 10 minutes without talking about Gideon the Ninth/the Locked Tomb books (in which someone ends up with an actual hole in their chest. Eat your heart out, Bella)

[00:36:37] One of G’s favorite posts of all time

[00:39:37] 10 Things I Hate About You's “tumescent” scene

[00:40:07] Amber talked about reading New Moon before Twilight back in Episode 28

[00:41:01] G did her best to find the originator of this post and failed. Drop us a line if you know who made it!

[00:44:14] Human Pet Guy (cw: ableism, body horror, and general ickyness if you click)

[00:58:36] "Bella" running and sobbing in Twilight the Musical (the other thing G is reminded of is this Broad City gif: )

[01:03:22] The sick as hell "Victoria smearing James’ ashes on herself" moment

[01:06:15] "Fucking guy” as coined by Nandor from What We Do in the Shadows (TV)

[01:22:21] The Russian dude nickname that starts with T and is ‘quite funny’ to G’s American ears? “Tit.” (It seems to be mercifully uncommon.)

[01:22:32] The Shadow and Bone series' Tolya

[01:22:52] I Am Dragon is a sillyfun Russian fairytale movie we watched with Bella’s Book Movie Club in summer 2023, and features a minor character named Igor

[01:34:18] Follow Ioco @iocococo here on Tumblr!

[01:34:40] Bella's Book Club's December book info and events calendar

Thanks for show-noting along as always! See you in 2024 :D

[andelkacroatia]

Spoilers for Cocaine bear :

-first of all this movie is funny, I didn't expect that

-Henry is my favorite, that kid was amazing

-I like how they didn't glamourise or make it seem nostalgic towards the 80s

-like the movie is set in the 80s but it's not like "oh the 80s were so much cooler", it's just "yeah it's the 80s and thats it"

-Daveed and Eddie are a good dealer bad dealer duo and I LOVE THEM

-their scenes where the funniest

-also the Olaf guy was called Kristoffer at one point like what? Is your name like the snowman or the raindeeer my guy

-also he survived???

-how????

P.S. turns out he died, I mistook his body for his girlfriends body

-"My name is Henry and I'm so fucking tired!!!"

-Dee Dee is so smart making a paint trail like that💖

- thank god Rossette (the white long haird dog) survived thank god

-but she ate Daveeds fingers, like Jesus first his shoes, then his jersey and now his fingers

-like give this man a break!!

-the bear cubs are drug addicts too😭

-also fuck Syd for kicking them 3 separet times(rip Ray Loitta but your character was a bad guy and a bad father)

-also your son looks kind of Hot when he's sad😏

-she (Cocaine Bear) must have gotten addicted to it over the years I doubt that this is her first rodeo

-"How do you know it's a girl?" "Cuz her vagina is on my ear"

-She is so Cok-ette💖

-also the blonde twink lives? and he took the last of the cocaine? To New York???

-not to mention Officer Reba probsbly lied about the whole thing

-i meanthe crime scene/s are a mess, nobody whould be quastioning you after that shit...

-and the fact that Sari, Dee Dee and Henry whent home by foot/bike is just...wow...

-and now in in head I'm making the sequel for this movie

-set a year later, the Colombian mafia (Narcos/Narcos Mexico) go to Tennese to kill the bear, but they only kill mama bear(sorry) and are hunted down by the cocaed up cubs that kill them one by one...

-also Richard Ramirez (Ahs 1984) is here too, cuz cocaine and why the fuck not???

-this will be my Gorbabachow

-Goncharov?

-anyway go watch Cocaine bear you will be gaving a great time!

[tboyboytoy]

I miss the feeling of dread he gave me.

When the confessions escaped my lips and irrevocably tasted the air. Things heard only by his ears. Things I keep secret, nestled deep within.

The curling touch of shame in my belly.

His hand, reaching up to my soul and warping me.

Leaving behind deep scratches, cracks in my foundation. Running in meat set deeper than the scars on my chest.

I wonder if it was meant as a mercy, and revenge dies on my tongue.

I'm afraid of it. Haunted, drifting listlessly bearing your secrets and wondering if he's spoken my name since last I heard it, to some whore other than me.

I wish I'd never given it to him. Now I look starved in the shadowed corners, nooks and crannies of whoever I touch, my trembling fingers scrabbling for something I still can't find.

Who will take my agony now? Who will crush my bones and snort them up like lines of cocaine? Who will Pavlov me to the taste of poison, slowly rotting me, turning my marrow inside out?

Oh, to die on your fingertips! Ineffable stranger! Shadow of my hunger! Loathing swells within me and piety drowns in the surging sea. Crashing tides leave trails of white down my sides, I will make my bed in the water so I do not have to share the earth with you. This is the sign someone put up on what was a nice beach once that says on rotting wood in the all-caps Voice Of God DANGER - DO NOT SWIM - STRONG CURRENTS AND UNDERTOWS.

I hope you never see this.

[decepticon-nerd]

I am not going to be normal about any of this

STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM STARSCREAM

HOW HE DIDN'T HESITATE TO TRY AND SAVE HASHTAG

HOW HE SHOWED UP WITH THE OTHER DECEPTICONS TO HELP THE TERRANS

THE HUG

THE FUCKING NOISE I MADE WHEN HE SHOWED UP OH MY GOD

ALSO BREAKDOWN IS ALIVE

AS HE SHOULD BE

I love him. I love them. I've had Starscream for approximately two hours and if anything happens to him I will personally beat the shit out of Mandroid

I'm very happy Scholder (forgot his name already) isn't a bad guy, he's a relatively good guy. His sister was a cunt but that was HIS sister and he WILL avenge her.

RIP Croft. You looked cool for a little while. The fact that her fingers, and later her hands turned black tells me that energon is extremely toxic to humans; only thing I could think of was that that flesh was necrotic. She probably wouldn't have lasted long without hospitalization even if Mandroid hadn't offed her as a test subject.

I was getting Darkmount vibes from the tower and CYLAS vibes from Mandroid. I'm rotating evil ideas in which the two may potentially meet.

His little Sharkticon minions Blitzwave and Razorfin, and a piece of dialogue he had, made me think of something. I'm still relatively new to Transformers, and the only Sharkticons I'm super familiar with are the ones in G1. Given that the show seems very G1 and IDW inspired, I'm wondering if the little uprising Mandroid said he stopped involved Quintessons. It's my most likely theory, and opens the possibility for the show to get even darker than it already is.

We didn't get an answer to cocaine energon bear. I want to know what that was about. I'm also a little sad Tarantulas didn't show up with the other Decepticons to fight off Mandroid and the Autobots.

Speaking of the Autobots, in Disarmed I absolutely adore the fact that when they realize something has gone awry with Robbie and the sleeve, it's WHEELJACK who gets to and bangs on the door first. Man is really living up to Dad 2 standards.

Another few funny little moments were when Optimus put that transformation lock on Swindle and started talking with Dot and Robbie about the sleeve, Swindle got annoyed at them acting like he wasn't there, and when the Cons rode in to help fend off the Sharkticons Soundwave was hanging onto Swindle, hanging onto Hardtop. It looked so stupid, someone PLEASE screenshot that. I would but Paramount+ hates me and I don't know enough tech to bypass that.

I love this show so fucking much

I'm also known for liking bad shows and movies so please take my opinion with a grain of salt

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Gasp! Tagged by @thirium-800 ✨💖 I see you girl. You can tag me from whatever blog. 💋

🎶✨when you get this you have to put 5 songs you actually listen to. then tag 10 people 🎶✨

Oh god. The list cycles depending on what’s fresh and what my mood is.

1. I’m Not Okay - My Chemical Romance. Straight up, this was my morning wake up song when I used to get ready for school and got dressed to this for foreverrrrrr. Every now and then I’ll binge MCR for a good blast from the past.

2. Less than Zero - The Weeknd. Hyperfixation goes brrr. Been OBSESSED with this song for the past few weeks. Overall, just love The Weeknd. I feel like I can just dance in a haze in my living room to his music.

3. Didn’t Have Time to Think - Math the Band. I came across this song from this velociraptor priest movie that was so crazy, like more crazy than cocaine bear and 100% self aware. Highly recommend watching that for a silly b movie night.

4. Do I Wanna Know? - Arctic Monkeys. This song is beyond sexy and I have no idea why.

5. Deja Vu - Olivia Rodrigo. When this first came out, I listened to it on REPEAT YO.

This was so hard to do cause I listen to so much random music from jazz to hip hop to teen pop to metal. 💀💀💀

Tagging the folks I haven’t seen tagged yet and anyone else who wants to try! @pseudonymmcwriter @chaos-thirium

@hamartia-grander I’m legit curious about your music!