#sari cocaine bear

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Spoilers for Cocaine bear :

-first of all this movie is funny, I didn't expect that

-Henry is my favorite, that kid was amazing

-I like how they didn't glamourise or make it seem nostalgic towards the 80s

-like the movie is set in the 80s but it's not like "oh the 80s were so much cooler", it's just "yeah it's the 80s and thats it"

-Daveed and Eddie are a good dealer bad dealer duo and I LOVE THEM

-their scenes where the funniest

-also the Olaf guy was called Kristoffer at one point like what? Is your name like the snowman or the raindeeer my guy

-also he survived???

-how????

P.S. turns out he died, I mistook his body for his girlfriends body

-"My name is Henry and I'm so fucking tired!!!"

-Dee Dee is so smart making a paint trail like that💖

- thank god Rossette (the white long haird dog) survived thank god

-but she ate Daveeds fingers, like Jesus first his shoes, then his jersey and now his fingers

-like give this man a break!!

-the bear cubs are drug addicts too😭

-also fuck Syd for kicking them 3 separet times(rip Ray Loitta but your character was a bad guy and a bad father)

-also your son looks kind of Hot when he's sad😏

-she (Cocaine Bear) must have gotten addicted to it over the years I doubt that this is her first rodeo

-"How do you know it's a girl?" "Cuz her vagina is on my ear"

-She is so Cok-ette💖

-also the blonde twink lives? and he took the last of the cocaine? To New York???

-not to mention Officer Reba probsbly lied about the whole thing

-i meanthe crime scene/s are a mess, nobody whould be quastioning you after that shit...

-and the fact that Sari, Dee Dee and Henry whent home by foot/bike is just...wow...

-and now in in head I'm making the sequel for this movie

-set a year later, the Colombian mafia (Narcos/Narcos Mexico) go to Tennese to kill the bear, but they only kill mama bear(sorry) and are hunted down by the cocaed up cubs that kill them one by one...

-also Richard Ramirez (Ahs 1984) is here too, cuz cocaine and why the fuck not???

-this will be my Gorbabachow

-Goncharov?

-anyway go watch Cocaine bear you will be gaving a great time!

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Maybe I like her a little... I would never obsess with anyone ever.

(some BTS of Cocaine Bear)

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“FAME”

or DAVID BOWIE GETS A HEADACHE

          He's in the penthouse suite of a fine Manhattan hotel. Is 1990 palpably different from 1989?  Not at 3 AM, it isn't.  David Bowie wears a deep blue paisley sari, lounges on an enormous bed canopied like a tent in the desert.  He plays atonal minor key riffs on his saxophone while the film, “My Life As A Dog” plays soundlessly on the television. He has an excruciating headache.

     Headaches, these days, are an unusual occurrence for David Bowie.  He has long since kicked his cocaine habit and now only rarely drinks – an occasional well-chilled Stolichnaya.  The last time he smoked a joint, even, was two years ago with the jazz musician, Wayne Shorter, backstage at the Blue Note.  David's new regimen is Tai Chi, meditation, and a near-scrupulous vegetarian diet. (Though he finds it hard to say no to wild Alaskan salmon... )

     He gets up from the bed and walks into a frankly shockingly HUGE bathroom - all mirrors and black marble.  He opens the medicine cabinet and pokes around.  His favorite herbal remedy – some concoction of valerian root and kava-kava is not there to be found. He returns to the bedroom and digs through a leather satchel he always keeps near-by.  Inside, there are undershirts, briefs, some postcards from the Metropolitan Museum of Art, his notebook, an airplane bottle of Stoli, a copy of the I Ching and a slim volume of poems by Emily Dickinson, a broken Movado watch, CD's by Mingus and Coltrane, Lou Reed's latest (“Ehh.”), letters from Iman. And at the bottom of all this, he finds it.  A small blue bottle.  He opens it and shakes the bottle over his open palm, leaving nothing but a fine white dust that reminds him of years ago.  He licks his palm and mutters, “Damn.”

     His head is pounding, pounding, though and prompts a peculiar idea – an aspirin!  Why not?  It's not like he'd make a habit of it. Aspirin. It's for headaches, right?  He goes to the phone and presses “1” for the concierge's desk.  It's answered in two rings and David Bowie asks the concierge if there might be a bottle of aspirin that could be sent to his suite?  And the concierge answers, “I'm sure of it, sir.  Right away!”

     David flops back onto the bed and waits. Less than a minute passes and the phone rings back.  He answers and the concierge is telling him that he is very sorry, but that the hotel appears to be out of aspirin and that usually, he would run to the store just halfway down the block, but at this hour, he's the only man on shift and he can't leave his desk...

     David asks cautiously, “There's a chemist on this block?”

     And the concierge says, “Yes, sir! There's an all-night drugstore only two doors down from the hotel.”

     “Well, thank you, anyway,” Bowie replies and hangs up the phone.

     Well, that's it, then. I'll just go down to the store and buy a bottle of aspirin.  People do that sort of thing all the time, don't they? he muses.  He takes off his sari and puts on a pair of blue jeans and an undershirt.  He thinks of his leather jacket in the walk-in closet, but thinks it's a tad conspicuous. Besides, it's unusually warm in the city tonight.  He grabs this non-descript windbreaker he reserves for these occasions.  Heading for the door, he almost forgets his sunglasses, but he goes back for them.

     In the elevator, he presses “L” and then, his slender fingers to his temples and then, leans back closing his eyes.

     The walk to the store is uneventful.  Even in New York City, there are times when no one else is around.  As he walks into the drug store, he hears, surprisingly, his own song, “Fame” being mutilated by some orchestra on the Muzak.  He chuckles at that.

     He never fails to be amazed by American convenience – so completely unlike his native England.  Even in London, one would be hard-pressed to find an open chemist at 3 in the morning.  And here? They have everything! Food. Envelopes. Magazines. Umbrellas. Teddy bears. David wonders who might buy a Teddy bear at 3 in the morning?  Or a hammer and nails?  Then he wonders, where do you suppose the keep the aspirin...

     He wanders up one aisle, down the next.  In the magazine aisle, again, he has a close call.  A young man catches his eye and looks at him long and hard, the look says “Where do I know you from?” But then he picks up a copy of “Vibe” and heads for the register, without a word.

     There are a second row of aisles in the back he just now notices... and soon,he finds what he wants.  Row upon row upon row of it!  Bowie marvels at the choice! Tylenol, Alleve, Motrin, Nuprin, Orudis. Do they even still make aspirin? But, it's there! Slightly dusty boxes of bottles of Bayer Aspirin. He takes one and heads to the front of the store.

     And on the way there?  He grabs a couple bottles of cranberry juice, a copy of “Vanity Fair”, and a Teddy bear!  He's somewhat startled at first when he pulls it off the shelf, and it begins singing the first few lines of “Are You Lonesome, Tonight?” in a tinny, digital piping.

     He puts his purchases on the counter and says, “I'd like to buy these things.”

     And the girl behind the register, turns to him and says, “Wow! What an amazing accent!  Are you Australian?”

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Get In Line: Cocaine Bear Review

Pictured above is the “Cocaine Bear” poster.

Image Credit: Universal Pictures

So, usually I cover movies that are straight horror, but I decided to do something different and discuss this movie. This movie has an insane premise with an interesting story that inspired the movie. Usually, horror comedies are hit and miss for me, but I decided to give it a watch. Let’s get straight to the spoiler free review and hope no cocaine addicted bears are around.

Cocaine Bear is a 2023 horror comedy thriller directed by Elizabeth Banks who also produced this movie, Produced by Max Handelman, Aditya Sood, Brian Duffield, Phil Lord, and Chris Miller. Cocaine Bear is written by Jimmy Warden, and the soundtrack is done by Mark Mothersbaugh. The cast involves Keri Russell as Sari, Alden Ehrenreich as Eddie, O’Shea Jackson Jr. as Daveed, Ray Liotta as Syd, Isiah Whitlock Jr. as Bob, Brooklynn Prince as Dee Dee, Christian Convery as Henry, Margo Martindale as Ranger Liz, Jesse Tyler Ferguson as Peter, Kristofer Hivju as Olaf, Hannah Hoekstra as Elsa, Ayoola Smart as Officer Reba, Aaron Holliday as Kid (Stache), J.B. Moore as Vest, Leo Hanna as Ponytail, Kahyun Kim as Beth, Scott Seiss as Tom, Matthew Rhys as Andrew Thornton, and Allan Henry as “Bear Performer”.

The Plot:

An oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists, and teens converge on a Georgia forest where a huge black bear goes on a murderous rampage after unintentionally ingesting cocaine.

Positives:

One positive I have about “Cocaine Bear” is that it knows what it is, and what I mean by that is that it’s a movie about a bear on cocaine, that alone sounds crazy, but they have fun with that premise. The real black bear died on December 23rd,1985 after eating a large amount of cocaine from the containers, the total amount of cocaine that was eaten was 75 pounds which was worth $20 million ($55.6 million, adjusted for inflation).

Pictured above is the ambulance scene from “Cocaine Bear” (2023)

Image Credit: Universal Pictures

The second positive I have about this movie was the dark humor throughout, the reason I loved the dark humor throughout as some of the death scenes are so unexpected and over the top that you can’t just help but laugh. The dialogue was creative and some characters’ reactions to certain situations had me laughing.

The final positive I have about this movie was the cast as they understood the assignment, the acting reminds me of an 80’s b-horror movie. Keri Russell nailed her performance as Sari, and I must give props to the child actors (Brooklynn Prince and Christian Convery.) But this does have some drawbacks which we’ll get to.

Pictured above is the door scene from “Cocaine Bear.”

Image Credit: Universal Pictures

Negatives:

One negative I have is the lack of character development. I know it’s not supposed to be taken seriously, but I would’ve enjoyed seeing how each character’s story progresses since they are all intertwined. Another negative I have is that I felt that the movie wasn’t scary enough, I know the real bear died via overdose, but can you imagine how terrifying would it be to have a 500-pound black bear high on cocaine chasing you. I honestly wish they could have played up on the fear factor.

My Overall thoughts:

While this movie has some negatives, don’t let them affect your viewing experience as it’s one of the movies where you turn your mind off and eat some popcorn. If you enjoy campy, gory, and darkly comedic horror movies, this one is for you. But I’m glad that studios are letting directors make the movies they want even if they are based on…as I said before insane backstories. This movie is amazing in its own way with its over the top violence, comedic timing, and action throughout which only increases its re-watchability.

Pictured above is Cokey the bear getting high on cocaine. “Cocaine Bear” (2023)

Image Credit: Universal Pictures

Where to watch “Cocaine Bear” (2023)?

Peacock

Blu-Ray and DVD

Digital Retailers.

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Keri Russell as Sari and Brooklynn Prince as Dee Dee. Cocaine Bear (2023)

Posting screen caps that don't include Alden Ehrenreich for continuity's sake.

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Oh thank God someone else who loved cocaine bear and saw the potential of Eddie/daveed. I legit thought Eddie was gonna confess when him and daveed came out of the water at the end. It would have been perfect. Daveed trying to comfort Eddie, telling him to go home, grab Gabe and disappear bc he knows Eddie would be too emotional to properly think out a plan all while Eddie's sobbing on daveed's shoulder saying he wishes they had more time, that he can't believe he didn't realize his feelings sooner. And a angsty goodbye kiss before sari the mom arrives to save daveed.

Cut to the mid credit scene of getting back to gabe and eddie giving his kid a hug and a new dog. And then being like, oh yeah new dad too, and gesturing to daveed.

Sorry this is a lot I have no one to talk to this about lol

No please continue you have so many more ideas than I do 😳😳!

I forgot when it was but me and my friend were like “they should kiss” somewhere at their like 3rd or 4th scene but I wish I remembered which scene it was 😭

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The Mosley Review: Cocaine Bear

Films like these only have 2 options when executing the true life story. Option 1: The film can keep the 80's setting and play out like a true horror film that is dark, brutal and somewhat funny. Option 2: The film could keep that fun 80's style and go for the ridiculous nature of the story that is so tongue and cheek that it borders on parody while still somehow delivering a fun and somewhat heartfelt story. Well this film tried to take both of those options and slam them together into a cohesive and sometimes mildly funny and bloody horror comedy. Honestly, I don't even know if the director had any idea what type of film they want it to be. The tone was all over the place and the character dynamics don't really have any relevance to the majority of the plot or lack there of. This could've been a fun, brutal and thrilling twist on the real story, but it lacked any sense of empathy or parody that even the actors say for maybe a couple, knew what type of film they were in.

Keri Russell was good in the film as a single mother nurse Sari. I liked that she did a decent job at being brave and determined to find her daughter. Brooklynn Prince was great as her daughter Dee Dee and I loved her playful and genuine excitement to go on an adventure in the woods. Christian Convery was great and hilarious as her bestfriend Henry. I would've loved if the film was all about them surviving in the woods as the bear hunts them down and Sari was trying to find them. O'Shea Jackson Jr. as Daveed was good as he plays the typcial thug sent alongside Alden Ehrenreich's overly emotional character Eddie. The two of them worked really well together, but felt like they were in a different film all together. The legendary Ray Liotta was perfect casting as their crime boss Syd. Ray can be in the most terrible film known to man and he will always deliver and he did that in this film. Margo Martindale is always a joy to see on screen and as Ranger Liz, she was delightful.

The score by Mark Mothersbaugh was decent as the gore started to splash the screen, but after that it was just background noise. The film was stunning to look at and the visual effects used to bring the bear to life were good. This film truly had no idea what it wanted to be. I can't rightfully say that I wasn't amused at some moments, but all of the best moments were actually in the trailer and the trailer delivered the tone of what the film should've been! Honestly, this was just a mess of film that I can't rightfully recommend it even if you're drunk. If you liked the movie or my review of the film, let me know in the comments below. Thanks for reading!

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Cocaine Bear หมีคลั่ง (2023) ซับไทย

ตัวอย่างหนัง หมีคลั่ง (2023) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-I-YCy7yKY เรื่องย่อ Cocaine Bear หมีคลั่ง (2023) ดูหนัง หมีคลั่ง (2023) ดูหนังพากย์ไทย เรื่องราวเริ่มต้นขึ้นเมื่อ แอนดรูว์ ซี. ธอร์นตันที่ 2 นักค้ายาเสพ ติดได้ส่งโคเคนจากเครื่องบินของเขา เขาพยายามกระโดดร่มด้วยถุงดัฟเฟิลที่เต็มไปด้วยยา แต่ดันหมดสติไปกระแทกกับวงกบประตู ทำให้เขาตกลงไปเสียชีวิต ร่างของเขามาถึงนอกซ์วิลล์ รัฐเทนเนสซีที่ซึ่งบ็อบนักสืบท้องถิ่นระบุตัวตนของเขาได้ เขาสรุปว่าโคเคนน่าจะมาจาก เจ้าพ่อยาเสพติด เซนต์หลุยส์ซิด ไวท์ และส่วนที่เหลือหายไป ดูหนังใหม่ฟรี ในขณะเดียวกัน ในป่าสงวนแห่งชาติแชตตาฮูชี-โอโคนีหมีดำอเมริกันกินโคเคนเข้าไปบางส่วน กลายเป็นคนก้าวร้าวอย่างมากและโจมตีนักปีนเขาสองคน เอลซาและโอลาฟ และสังหารอดีต ดูหนังออนไลน์ 2023 ในภาคตะวันออกเฉียงเหนือของจอร์เจีย Dee Dee นักเรียนมัธยมต้นอาศัยอยู่กับ Sari แม่ของเธอซึ่งเป็นพยาบาล Dee Dee โดดเรียนกับเพื่อนที่ดีที่สุดของเธอ Henry เพื่อวาดภาพน้ำตกในป่า บนเส้นทางสู่น้ำตก ทั้งคู่พบก้อนโคเคนที่หายไป และกินเข้าไปก่อนที่พวกมันจะถูกหมีโจมตี Sari เข้าไปในป่าเพื่อค้นหาเด็ก ๆ ดูหนังออนไลน์ฟรี กับเจ้าหน้าที่อุทยาน Liz และ Peter นักเคลื่อนไหวด้านสัตว์ป่า ทั้งสามพบว่าเฮนรี่เกาะอยู่บนต้นไม้ ซ่อนตัวจากหมี หมีโจมตี ส่งปีเตอร์สะดุดกองโคเคนและเชือดลิซในกระบวนการ ดึงดูดปีเตอร์ที่เคลือบโคเคน หมีฆ่าเขาโดยไม่สนใจเฮนรี่ ซารีและเฮนรี่หนีเข้าไปในป่าลึก ส่วนลิซส่งคนไปขอความช่วยเหลือ ดูหนังใหม่ 2023 Read the full article

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Review: Cocaine Bear (2023)

Cocaine Bear (2023)

Rated R for bloody violence and gore, drug content and language throughout

Score: 4 out of 5

<Originally posted at https://kevinsreviewcatalogue.blogspot.com/2023/02/review-cocaine-bear-2023.html>

...yup. There's really not a whole lot I can say about Cocaine Bear that isn't right there on the poster and in the very title. It's a film, based very loosely on a true story from the 1980s, about an American black bear that gets its nose into a big shipment of cocaine that was dropped in Chattahoochee-Oconee National Forest by drug traffickers, and proceeds to go on a drug-fueled rampage against everybody who sets foot in the forest. (In real life, the bear simply died of an overdose. Its taxidermied corpse is now on display in a mall in Lexington, Kentucky.) It's a movie that's more or less trying to do what Snakes on a Plane did, a comedic killer animal flick that was made to become an internet meme and plays out like Jaws if it were written by sketch comedy writers (which isn't far from the truth, as this film was directed by Elizabeth Banks and produced by Phil Lord and Chris Miller), and in my opinion, it pulls it off more successfully. The cast played their characters seriously enough that I actually cared about whether they lived or died, which made the film's drug humor, '80s references, and druggie bear antics that much funnier, and while I could never really call it scary, it still had some vicious kills to it and plenty of gore. The cast felt overstuffed early on with multiple subplots taking time away from each other and the bear, but once the bear started solving that problem in the way that a bear typically does, things moved along much more smoothly. It's a movie where everybody involved understood the assignment and delivered exactly the movie you'd expect, a simple, short, and sweet horror-comedy about a killer bear.

For a movie with a premise like this, it actually takes a bit of time before it really gets to the cocaine bear, instead spending the first act following various people who are about to get caught up in the bear's rampage: the criminals Daveed and Eddie who get dispatched by Eddie's drug lord father Syd White to retrieve the cocaine, the mother and nurse Sari who is searching for her daughter Dee Dee after she cut class with her friend Henry to explore the forest, the detective Bob from Knoxville, Tennessee who heads down to the forest after the drug smuggler's body lands up in his jurisdiction, a trio of local teen delinquents named the Duchamps who have stumbled upon the cocaine and want to take it and sell it for themselves, and the park ranger Liz who winds up dragged into everything that's happening in her forest. It's a surprisingly big cast for a movie like this, filled with recognizable faces, and if you ask me, it was perhaps a bit too big. The first act is jam-packed with subplots on top of subplots such that it doesn't really have much room to breathe, and I probably would have narrowed the focus of the film to just the two pools of characters who actually matter while treating the rest as cannon fodder. Character development matters, but it was clear from the start who existed purely to get killed off in creative fashion, and there's a reason why most body-count horror movies reserve the real subplots for the people who we're still gonna be following in the third act.

Which is why my enjoyment of the film was directly proportional to the number of people the bear had killed, as it not only provided scenes of a coked-up bear killing and eating people, it narrowed and sharpened the film's focus by removing extraneous characters. The bear was noticeably a CG creature effect, but given the outrageous tone the film was going for, I was able to forgive some of the spotty effects, especially when the practical effects work of things like hands and legs getting torn off and a man's guts getting ripped out and eaten was top-notch. Little of it was particularly scary outside a few moments, but this was a comedy more than it was a horror movie, and both the character beats and the more farcical humor, from things like Daveed's anger over his favorite jersey getting ruined and young Henry accidentally inhaling some airborne powder and showing signs throughout the film that he's high on cocaine (and, of course, the antics of the titular bear), kept me laughing throughout. It's simple humor, but it worked.

The cast, too, knocked it out of the park and made me care more about their characters than I normally would have. The thing was that, even amidst the antics going on around them, they were all playing it pretty straight -- Keri Russell and Brooklynn Prince played Sari and Dee Dee like they were in a serious thriller about a mother searching for her daughter, Alden Ehrenreich and O'Shea Jackson, Jr. (son of Ice Cube) played Eddie and Daveed like they were in a crime drama about a missing drug shipment, the late Ray Liotta (in his final film role) played Syd as a vile scumbag of a drug lord, and there was even a European hiker, Olaf, played by Kristofer Hivju who drops the "funny foreigner" shtick and starts acting legitimately horrified and heartbroken after his fiancé Elsa becomes the bear's first victim. The fact that the film took its characters seriously may have weighed it down in the first act when it was overstuffed with them, but as the film went on, it grounded the affairs and gave them real stakes that made me want to see these people get out alive (and outright cheer when Syd finally got what he had coming to him).

The Bottom Line

Cocaine Bear is exactly what it says on the tin, and it delivers exactly what it promises in a very fun package. To quote the tagline on the poster, get in line.

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Joyce x Sari????

80s milfs ❤️

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I'm screaming

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My new obsession is h e r

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Christian Convery as Henry, Keri Russell as Sari and Brooklynn Prince as Dee Dee. Cocaine Bear (2023)

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Christian Convery as Henry, Keri Russell as Sari, Jesse Tyler Ferguson as Peter and Margo Martindale as Ranger Liz. Cocaine Bear (2023)

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Aaron Holliday as Kid, J.B. Moore as Vest, Leo Hanna as Ponytail, Keri Russell as Sari, Margo Martindale as Ranger Liz and Jesse Tyler Ferguson as Peter. Cocaine Bear (2023)

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Christian Convery as Henry, Brooklynn Prince as Dee Dee and Keri Russell as Sari. Cocaine Bear (2023)

Posting screen caps that don't include Alden Ehrenreich for continuity's sake.