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we got to talk about this bizarre... pressure to be non binary coming from certain people.
honestly, i think its rooted in exorsexism/enbyphobia, which may seem counterintuitive, but hear me out.
when i came out as a binary guy, i wanted to test what i was comfortable with in gender presentation. i tried on some nail polish, and then my mum tried to say i was non binary... which im not, im a guy.
ive also heard of butches going through the reverse.
certain cis people learned that non binary people exist, and dont even know that its an umbrella term that has no set definition. a seemingly cis masculine guy could use he/him pronouns but not care about gender and so consider himself non binary. but some people dont understand how this is possible.
some cis people think non binary = androgynous or gnc, resulting in attempted allies thinking feminine men and masculine women have to be non binary.
these people of course also are weird about non binary people who are not woman lite. its its own form of exorsexism.
in my experience, certain queer spaces find masculinity to be frightening, and will pressure masculine people to be more androgynous, or even feminine. id guess that theyd probably find too much femininity to be annoying.
gender is a social construct, but no one is obligated to break it. i enjoy masculinity because it feels natural to me. pink is also a social construct, itself being light red, but people can still like pink more than darker reds.
gender is a bit silly, and you can join in if you want. if you don't like it you can opt out.
cis folk trying to be supportive need to understand that sex, gender, and clothes are entirely separate, unless you personally like joining them for yourself and no one else.
#its weird when people try to be supportive but end up being queerphobic#happens to fem guys quite a bit#people go “just because youre gay doesn't mean you have to wear makeup!”#like no#some gay men like being feminine#oh my fucking god autocorrect no#it tried to change feminine to forced#true#some of us do like being forced#queer#trans#transphobia#exorsexism#transandrophobia#transmisogyny#< its all of those
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let it be said I'm not the biggest fan of the breeding kink myself but it's fun to write
enter the scene dom top Simon or Price; and their fleeting position during your pregnancy
you obviously need to be catered to, chores done for, errands ran for, you get the idea. and you become the person in charge; what pickles from what store? which pillow cover that irritates the stretching skin on your belly the least? it's going to be you who has the last say.
they have to deal with your temper; swallow every remark that would have turned the evening into a haze of make-up sex when you become way too bothered to even think about that any more.
your temper, your mood, your body dictates the ordinance in the house. it's you who's in charge now.
#oh god oh fuck#im drunk wtach me tag from my phone wjthout autocorrect#berettalks#simon ghost riley#captain john price#cod mw fanfiction#ghost cod#cod fanfic#cod mw ii#simon riley#price call of duty#john price#captain price#simon ghost x reader#ghost x you#ghost x reader#john price x reader#price x reader#price x you
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Another rambling thought, sort of stemming from the last thing, but what if Misfire gets so upset about Krok believing he's contacting his old squad, and pretending or implying that they're still alive, because he's harboring some sort of repressed grief over Thundersaur?
Thundersaur's dying request being to free Flyhigh before he ends up in jail for a dozen counts of "accidental" murder implies a certain kind of closeness or something felt towards Misfire. Yet, we don't really see anything returned from Misfire's side? Outside of the "-You're just jealous because you've never had someone look out for you." comment he makes in response to Spinister's disbelief towards him being the type to end up on someone's "dying wish list".
So, there's that. What can be gleaned from just that? Not much ig, at least nothing concrete. But taking into account Misfire's relationship with Grimlock, and Grimlock's later view of Connie, perhaps something can be assumed about his relationship with Thundersaur.
Whether I'm reading into it too much or not, there is a theme of a sometimes rough but well intended trickle down kindness when it comes to the Scavengers and their story.
A favor or act of kindness is shown to one, and they return it back or onto another, sometimes unintentionally. There's emphasized acts of selflessness with them, even though we know them to be quite selfish, which, really only emphasizes those moments more. If they were written as less of a joking break between the drama of the Lost Light cast, perhaps this theme would've played a deeper more defined role. But anyways, my subjective character favoritism aside.
The point here is Misfire cared for Grimlock, and in turn, Grimlock chooses to care for Connie because it's "his turn" to look after someone. One act of empathy leads to another. There's a time to decide when it's your turn.
So it's possible it goes further back because of that. Thundersaur cared for Misfire, then it was Misfire's "turn" and he cared for Grimlock, and Grimlock cared for Connie.
So why doesn't Misfire say or mention anything about Thundersaur? Grimlock cares a lot for Misfire, wouldn't Misfire have cared a lot for Thundersaur?
Well, in a way, there's a possible answer for that. Misfire is shown to be uncomfortable when faced with admitting he cares for people, or needs people. He's uncomfortable with vulnerability. He gets defensive and snappy when pressed about it, or he deflects it away from himself, which is somewhat of a stark change to his more casual dramatics and honest friendliness. So he doesn't like talking about how he feels, how he really feels.
But he also admits to Grimlock he understands missing the people you cared about. He admits this in connection to Grimlock recalling the last time he was with his "Dino-Buddies", just before Grimlock was taken to Garrus 9. Misfire "gets it", even though it's hard, he gets it.
With all that possibly pointless evidence, we can guess that yeah, Misfire did care for Thundersaur. It's just that he, like the rest of the Scavengers, has his own repressed and poorly managed issues relating to his past and his own negative emotions.
Also, the death thing. He's real casual about dead stuff. He exsanguinates and cannibalizes corpses as a job/hobby, and enjoys it. There's an implied acceptance that he's okay with the fact that the Scavs will eat each other as soon as someone happens to keel over, which includes him also being dead and eaten. He's cool with that, ig. Or at least, he's cool with eating the others if the situation presents itself.
So he's got a weird relationship with life and death. When you're alive, you're a friend. When you're dead? Well, it's not really you anymore, is it? It's not someone you care about anymore, it's just a corpse, not a person, it's just resources in an empty vessel, not a friend. Nothing worth getting emotional or upset about. Perfect for being comfortably detached.
Because this is getting way too long tho, here's the point I'm trying to get to.
Why does Misfire lose his shit a little when Krok starts panicking and trying to call for his squad? Here's my theory, I guess.
Thundersaur is dead. He died, and he's gone, and Misfire knows this. He wasn't there. He didn't get to say goodbye. He didn't get to return the favor or repay the debt. He didn't get to show Thundersaur that he cared for others too, that he passed that on.
But while he accepts it, he doesn't want to think about it. Doesn't want to dwell on it, doesn't want to acknowledge that he misses Thundersaur. He's dead, he's gone. So it doesn't matter. Misfire can't need him anymore, and he doesn't want to admit he needs anyone anymore, because someone he relied on is dead, and he wasn't there for them to rely on in turn.
So he doesn't think about it. But Krok does. Krok thinks about it, and talks about it, and still admits to needing his dead. Even if he won't acknowledge the fact that they're dead, and gone, and never coming back, no matter how much he wants or needs them anymore.
And it feels unfair, and Krok keeps unintentionally poking at that repressed grief Misfire won't touch. A reminder with every click of that dismembered finger, that you can't always just will away the grief of loss, of death. There's going to be reminders everywhere. Even close to you. And so, faced with reminder after reminder, the repression breaks, and Misfire snaps because-
They're all dead.
Krok's squad is dead. Thundersaur is dead. Why can't they accept that and just move on to never talking about it, never mentioning it, never thinking about it again?
Because, in their own ways, neither of them have ever truly moved on.
#ignoring my need for sleep once again to ramble mindlessly about my favorite fucked up blorbos. yaaay#i will die on the hill of misfire having a lot more complex depth than what we're given at face value. dudes got issues#but that could be said for any of the scavengers. don't get me started on fulcrum. also chock-full of fascinating issues#but for the lot of them. it really is just mental illness and trauma up the wazoo. but somehow Spin and Crank are the most stable. sorta#hopefully this makes sense tho. i mean. it either already really obvious and im just now getting it. or it doesnt make sense#part of me is like. oh. its probably already been discussed so theres no point in me saying the same things-#-but at the same time my blog is also like public blorbo notes. i'd accidentally delete it if it were in my actual notes lol. gotta save it#i need a rambling tag or smth. in case folks wanna block it maybe.#i'll sleep on it ig#i'm posting this at like 4am. so if there is spelling or autocorrect problems. whoops#hopefully its fine#i'll reread it later if i get the time#god. honestly this whole theory could be tossed out by the implications that they all just hate the clicking noise#like. it just really pisses everyone off. no deep meanings. just annoyance or overstimulation or smth idfk
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this app’s shitty autocorrect will let me type ANYTHING except Jin Ling 😭
#JANITOR LING LM F AOOOOAOOAOANANZKANXJS#just ling#like just egg#😭😭😭😭😭😭#I’m fucking wheezing why do I even use this trash app oh my god#I like the aesthetic of it I guess and that I can use it offline and it still saves my work#but like#lmFAOOOOO#apple babble 🍎#the app is Werdsmith btw lmao#fic musings#autocorrect
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no no no no I can't be getting a "how to make your life perfect - step one - just clean your entire house! :)" post right now at 5 AM after I just took half a sleeping pill fuck I don't want to redo my entire life right now I can't do it it's too overwhelming it's too much for me to handle like I know I need to clean but fuck it's too much I'm gonna explode just from the thought of it I just can't I can't I can't
#Blurry fuzzy thoughts like a fluffy blanket over my brain mmmmmm#thank you autocorrect#My sleep med typos are so silly it's almost a shame my phone corrects them for me hehehe :3#But anyway#I'm gonna be sick if I have to think about cleaning because it's too anxiety inducing for me to handle#I still haven't finished my applications and shit and they are due very soon#Oh God I'm so behind in life fuck this is so bad#i just wanna sleeeeeep#Let me sleep#I deserve it...
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A Note: Arya doesn’t remember any of what happened while she was in the Dream State, only bits and flashes of the initial probably handful of hours as she got ‘settled’ and mapped out what was what, and then the chaos of trying to wake up after Brom touched her mind as a ‘hey you brain dead?’ nudge and found her alive but struggling to leave the dream state (which is why it’s so dangerous to trigger it on purpose).
She only starts to remember small pieces of the Fäolin-thing and what went on during that particular part after Glen brings her to the gravesite that they laid Fäolin at. Which, due to a very distressed Glen’s intervention, is not in his home village, but is in the meadow where he and Arya met as elflings. Glen was extremely insistent that they bury Fäolin and grow his tree there, because it was as close to Arya as he could be without her body.
…Glen’s always been a wingman, he’s a very sweet type.
#eragon#inheritance cycle#the cyclists#modern inheritance#the inheritance cycle#ket's modern inheritance cycle#the world of eragon#modern inheritance lore#Glen#arya#Faolin#Fäolin#oh my fucking god I finally got that dot thing in the autocorrect
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sorry for complaining so much about my current situation however it's kind of like my personally tailored saw trap or something
#never seen those movies idk.#but it's so funny.... like hey. guy who had zero privacy for four years & has severe paranoïa oh weird why did autocorrect give me the#french spelling. gross. over like. doing Anything i enjoy In Public or in an open area of the house guy whose#very beloved autism routine involves coming home and decompressing alone in my room for hours otherwise i get fucked in the brain#what if. hey what if u suddenly had No fucking privacy whatsoever like fucking at all.#and people USE YOUR QUILT. because it's by the couch because ur sleeping on the couch. regardless of the fact that its URS and one of ur#most beloved possessions and u don't want weird other people germs on it even if its ur family. -_-#and u can't do anything you fucking enjoy ever because you literally Can't because your brain stays in awful mode if u don't have a door u#can close before u turn on ur steam deck. god. sorry im in a shitty mood even though she's being as good#as she can about all this im just pissed. like thanks i appreciate being able to have my room to myself for an hour#but i don't WANT that. i want to curl up in my own quiet cozy safe space n put my glasses where i always do & go to sleep at 10pm.... guh.#neg#txt
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So while working on religion I wrote that for the fae part of a wedding is asking for the gods’ blessing for their love
and now all that I can imagine is a fae having everything go wrong on their wedding day, running around in a panic like “nope we can’t do this. This is a sign. The gods hate us. I quit.”
Meanwhile their partner is trying to calm them down like “don’t worry, darling. they don’t hate us. We’ll be fine. Things like this just happen.”
#couldn’t be talon though he’s be like oh the gods don’t want us to marry? well fuck them i want us to marry so they can’t stop me#the gifs would have to struck him down with lightnings personally if they wanted to keep him from something he’s determined to do#gods *#my phone just loves to autocorrects gods to gifs#writer speaks#writeblr#wip: the knights of the alder
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I wish this us election year was over because I'm so tired of it already
#granted there's a lot of things on the internet currently that annoy me to no end#but the opinions you're constantly confronting with#and you can't say anything because you really don't want to get involved#but oh my god#😶#*confronted#fuck u autocorrect
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#‘I’m glad I’m cocked up’ is so powerful#oh my fucking god my phone just autocorrected up to ip 5 times in a row I almost lost my mind#out of context comments
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"his untimely demise" maybe for YOU. it was right on schedule for me.
#meme#joke#shitpost#do i tag funny? i don't think i'm funny#ryan's rants#oh god i'm going to need to introduce a dirk tag aren't i#not because i willingly kin him#but because my best friend keeps no assigning me terrible blonde men#*kinassigning - i hate my fucking autocorrect#anyways#between dirk and tab i think she's trying to send me a message here#and that message isn't good
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The fact that I s actually d o hat w Al hoop and now I’m sor dying Monaco I love you all
#LOL WHAT DOD I TUPE#what did I type o mean#LMFAOOOO GIYS#GUYS#PLS IGNORE THIS OMG I FEEL SO GOOD IM SORRY#non fandom#apple babble 🍎#autocorrect is saving me rn#fksojdks#fuck#oh my god#I’m dsuch a hyper rite#HYPOCRITE#I don’t like alcohol durrrr rhhuhuuuuuurrrrr lmfAAOAOAOAOAOA#GOOD JIHHT#NIGHT#LMFOA#Did I at least Troy blacklisting tags right into I’m#fu ck#gOOD JIGJT BYE
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urghdjf i need an interest to just absolutely throw myself into
#most promising rn is greco roman mythology/history but also i want a research phase w some sort of animal just not sure which i want to#tackle first. or how#or when. that is the main issue actually. winter break i guess idk#personal#for now i’ll just have to settle for physics because HOLY SHIT it is going so bad rn i cannot stress enough how poorly i am doing in this#class. i have never done this bad ever and passing it is going to be such a pain <- hang on need to say that when i typed that autocorrect#suggested a bunch of bread emojis that’s really funny actually. anyway. going to be such a pain if it’s even possible#met w my physics prof today to go over a game plan and he says it is ‘not at all out of the realm of possibility’ but oh my god. i cannot#believe how much i am stressing over the prospect of needing to get like a 73 on the next two exams like that SHOULD NOT fill me w#unspeakable dread and fear that should be fine. and yet#also when i asked him if he hs any recommendations for resources besides our textbook he told me no i just need to use the textbook#‘properly.’ which. okay fuck you then <3 i read the chapters all the way through and take pages of notes on them like i don’t know how much#more proper you want me to get. clearly it is not working if i am averaging a 45% on exams. but whatever !#the physics chronicles#sorry that completely derailed from the original purpose of this post
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I Am Going To Scream
#I hate this body (not in a body dysmorphia way in a OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY DONT YOU FUCTKON NORMALLY way)#I’m so shaky j can barely type I’ve tried everything#hospital time maybe :(#thank god for autocorrect or this would be incomprehensible
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I think I came untouched.
Just a lil sketch for the day :,))
#oh my GOD ALLI?!?!?!?!?#this is stunning#you keep outdoing yourself holy fucking shit#look at his eyeeeeees#the piercings#the tatts!!!#my phone tried to autocorrect that to tart and honestly valid#he’s such a fucking tart#imagine him sending this selfie to you#IMAGINE#guess I’ll die#art recs#artist recs#friend recs#not mine#Bakugou#hail to the king
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⋆ ˚。⋆౨ৎ˚ Encontrar tu media naranja
♥ pairing: lando norris x latina!fem!singer!reader
♥ synopsis: during one of your concerts a fan threw their phone up on stage. after you finished recording a video, you tried tossing it back to them and ended up accidentally hitting a world famous f1 driver in the face
♥ smau - none of the pictures are mine - face claim: alexa demie
♥ warnings: swearing, blood, accidental violence lol !!!
♥ a/n: if I had a nickel for every time I wrote a fanfic about finding love by getting hit in the face with object I'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice. + ignore spelling errors in my Spanish please some of it autocorrected lol
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You turned your back towards the crowd as people cheered. You raised the phone in your hand up high to get as many people in the video as possible. After you ended the recording, you clicked the phone off and tried tossing it back to the original fan that threw it on stage.
There was an audible gasp from the crowd around the barricades as the phone hit a man's face. You covered your gaping mouth with your hand as you realized what you'd just done.
Your jaw was still dropped as you tried to speak.
"¿Estás bien?" you questioned.
(are you okay?)
You panicked internally as you tried to think of what to do.
"Can we get him some help?" you said, turning your gaze towards a few security guards.
"Todo el mundo por favor retroceda."
(everyone please stand back)
Security walked the man and his party out of the stadium rendering you absolutely speechless.
"Uhm," you said into the mic. "Did you get your phone back?" you asked the initial fan with an embarrassed expression.
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yourusername IM SO SORRY I HOPE YOU'RE DOING OK
user6 HOW HARD DID SHE THROW THAT PHONE 😭😭😭
user9 miss girl can THROWWW
user1 y/n l/n baseball career when?
user7 girl needs to be pitching for the red sox, fuck 😭
user5 I feel so bad for laughing so hard
user10 the piss poor bandages on his nose-
user4 why is there so much blood holy shit
user12 didn't know Lando was a fan of her
user14 pretty sure Carlos dragged him to her concert lol
user2 not his friends laughing at him 💀
user18 someone drop the video
user16 is he okay?!?!
user17 meet cute 😍
user1 WHY IS THIS IS SO FUNNY
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user7 STUNNER
user1 you can throw a phone at my face any time 🤷♀️
user6 LANDO NOWINS NO MORE
user9 I will never get over this 😭
user18 it was just an inchident
user16 wait she wasn't wearing that while she was there??
user19 pretty sure that was a pic of her at whatever after parties they went to lol
user14 Florida nights are cold as fuck
user4 do you think Carlos is jealous of all the attention Lando is getting from her
user2 the poly fics write themselves
user10 oh my god YESSS!!!
user50 why does f1 invite celebrities that know nothing about the sport???
user12 not her wearing landos merch
user3 im sure he made her wear it lmaoo
user5 LANDO'S FIRST WIN
user17 P1 LETS FUCKING GO
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-A Few Months Later-
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carlossainz55 and this was the same guy who was complaining about going to her concert a few months ago
landonorris if I remember correctly that concert ended pretty badly for me
user12 you got a girlfriend out of it I’d call that a win
user40 @/user12 they're not dating ???
user10 find someone who smiles at you the way they smile at each other
user9 they’re so cute
user3 don’t be shy drop the picture(s) he took of her
user7 I need him I fear
user8 📱👃
user1 hes so cute
user13 just date already
user15 you're so pretty
user17 I will literally never forget her breaking his nose lmaooo
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yourusername my new single "encontrar tu media naranja" is out now 🧡
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user8 ok but why does the guy in the music video look like lando...
user7 oh my god
user13 I see the vision
user9 YOURE ONTO SOMETHING
user1 Kali Uchis collab when?
user12 literally begging for a song with her, kali, and peso pluma
user3 orange sodas >>>
user24 📱👃
user11 this song is so good 🧡
user18 who's the guy in the mv???
user19 shes gorgeous
user17 I love her
user25 wait this is the singer that broke lando's nose
user5 🧡🧡🧡
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landonorris te amo querida 🧡
yourusername 🧡
user5 bro's adorable
user2 encontrar tu media naranja? more like econtrar tu media papaya
user1 that's an interesting angle
user9 Lando still doesn't know how to make a heart with his hands lmao 😭
user7 I FUCKING KNEW IT !!!
user11 YESSS
user14 and now they're married with five kids
user18 mom and dad
carlossainz55 formally known as lando "who's y/n?"Norris
landonorris ive grown since then
user12 fuck Romeo and Juliet I want what they have
user6 so the song WAS about lando
user8 and it all started with a phone 📱
user10 I'm tearing up
#𝒍𝒊𝒗'𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒌𝒔 ౨ৎ#lando norris x reader#lando norris x you#lando norris x y/n#lando norris fluff#ln4 x y/n#ln4 x reader#ln4 x you#ln4 imagine#f1 smau#f1 social media au#f1 fic#f1 fanfic#formula 1 fic#formula 1 fanfic#formula one fic#formula one fanfic#lando norris x female reader#latina reader#singer reader#f1 rpf#rpf#fake tweets#fake texts
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