#oh my fucking god I want her OUT

[clouvu]

Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love, mine, all mine

[malcolm-reeds-pineapple]

Update on this: here is an itemized list of some of the crimes my mom has committed recently

My grandmother and I were having our morning coffee and she sits down with us and turns on a Facebook livestream on full volume

Comes into my room immediately after lightly knocking on the door

She either insists that I cook meals (no problem I always cook meals anyway) and then micromanages me as if I am five very rudely and then refuses to help with the dishes (wouldn’t be a problem except if she cooks she 1: cannot for the life of her get her eyes off her phone long enough to have said meal prepared on time, 2: uses dishes I’ve never seen before in my life 3: refuses to do the dishes because “she cooked” even though if I cook she refuses to do the dishes but micromanages me while I do the dishes) or if she cooks she makes it a whole song and dance that takes multiple hours and then refuses to do any clean up

Is making her intermittent fasting all of our problems so I have to fucking guess if she’ll be eating what I make or not. If she decides she doesn’t want what I’m making, she takes out 150,000 dishes and makes herself a meal while I’m just plating the meal I made for everyone and then sits down with her meal after we’re all done eating and then sticks me with her dishes

Makes plans and then doesn’t tell me about the plans and then gets mad at me for not knowing the plans because she “definitely told” me and I “just wasn’t listening”

Blamed my father for initiating the divorce on my birthday when I was 12 (on the morning in question she burst into my room at 6am screaming that my father was a bastard and that her marriage was over and then made me go to school even though I was crying and shaking and my dad had already told me I could stay home as long as I needed to calm down)

Told my brother to stay home from our uncle’s funeral because she was worried about our grandmother (who is very introverted and has had 3 years with in-home caregivers and had already said she was happy to have some time to herself) being alone (my neighbour and all her friends have agreed to check in on her). The reason she cited for my brother staying home was that “he didn’t know uncle Jonathan” like I do even though Jonathan was the closest thing we had to an actual uncle

The day after I found out said uncle had died tragically my mom charged into my room while I was crying and asked me what I was making for lunch

My brother and I went for a couple days to be with my dad so he wasn’t alone on his days off because I know my dad would be completely beside himself in grief and my mom got pissed because she’d just gotten there and somehow decided that we were going because we were avoiding her

She refuses to throw out garbage as in she will wash tinfoil and keep it or keep chip bags to use as garbage bags which is all well and good I guess except she keeps all of them and fills random cupboards with them (reminder she does not live here) and she gets angry when people throw them out (she has been middle class her entire life)

Has started printing out random Facebook info graphics about gut flora, laminates them (with my printer and laminating sheets) and tapes them up in my cupboards

Brought her two kittens with her that don’t get along with my cat and barred my cat downstairs

Feeds my cat way too many treats (and freeze dried fish) and inconsistent times and then complains when my cat gets sick on the floor (she only gets sick when my mom visits)

Gets mad that my cat won’t sleep in the same bed with her (my cat isn’t very cuddly and usually opts to sleep on my brother’s laundry pile)

Told me to get a streaming service so that she could watch a show (I pay for Prime and Netflix for the household already and we don’t really use either except for ordering a few grocery items that are way too expensive at our local grocery store)

Left her laundry in the dryer for three days after insisting she needed to do laundry before me

Asked why her bed wasn’t made when she got here

Repeatedly tells me to drive into town to get xyz for her when I’m in the middle of something. When I ask why she can’t do it herself, she tells me she doesn’t want to get dressed

Tried to guilt trip me into going to church all three weeks she’s been here (I am agnostic and she knows this about me)

Got bent out of shape because I went to get my prescription from the pharmacy (the only pharmacy that carries my prescription in the area is a half hour away) and I wasn’t home when she got home and then she got my brother to call me to ask where I was even though I’d told her I was going to run errands that day

Also just to be clear, our usual schedule is very consistent because I need a schedule to function properly. Meanwhile my mom hates a schedule and regularly refuses to follow it (see: making meal times last 2 hours for some reason) anyway if anyone has any recommendations for dealing with emotionally immature parents or if any of this hits close to home please don’t hesitate to comment on this post. This woman has been making my life hell for over ten years.

Counting down the days until my mother leaves my home Jesus Christ she thinks she’s the glue holding this family together but she is the hands of a toddler ripping it apart violently.

[aeb-art]

i thought it'd be cute 🥺💕

[lizzieraindrops]

You know what, I figured out why we're having so many errors in Destiny 2 now. It's because with the addition of Micah-10, we've finally reached a critical mass of women with drop dead gorgeous voices, and the game simply can't handle it anymore. It's like Telesto. Too powerful. If they'd actually put Ikora Rey in a rendered cutscene for more than 5 seconds it would have shut down the servers for good

[martlet-my-beloved]

ran out of comic ideas so *gestures* take a doodle dump instead

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[disconnected-dragon]

yknow I really didn't think it was possible to make me angrier at JK Rowling but then I found out she wrote a book abt an autistic person being sucked into a cult (that's totally not an analogy for trans people what you talking abt) because they just can't possibly know what's good for them, they need their fathers to come and hire private investigators to get them out of a cult. And in the book autistic people are referred to by the r slur and called "a bit simple".

I didn't think it was possible for me to hate this paternalistic, honeyed head-patting, self-righteous, hate-driven HAG of a woman more than I did but fuck me here we are.

[sallysetoncore]

we're not having sex. put your clothes back on. i'm analyzing disney's 2013 animated film Frozen again. yes . again. why would you think i would be having sex i'm relating to a disney princess again

[bruciemilf]

the most enraging aspect of art is knowing exactly how you want it to look and yet. And yet.

[butwhatifidothis]

Still baffled that Hopes so blatantly wrote Claude as the typical Evil Vaguely Middle Eastern Man set on destroying the Good White Nation for his Evil Vaguely Middle Eastern Nation that is often seen in fantasy settings - complete with him being seen as worse than a white woman who does many of the same evil deeds he does in-verse, even by his friends (should it be the bad ending route of SB) - and so many in the fandom were so eager to gobble that shit up. INSIST that "Clearly A Racist Stereotype" is LEAGUES better than "Subversion Of A Racist Stereotype" even. Like I don't think I'll ever get over how supremely fucked that is

[tubbytarchia]

Idk when or if I'll get to drawing them but just so you guys know Scar and Jimmy mean so much to me rn

[cluescorner]

I gave myself a writing challenge and I am fascinated by it

So basically I put the robins in a randomizer to give them a new order/role (because I just...kinda wanted to see what would happen + I like role-reversal AUs) and got results that are giving me a fucking brain blast.

Stephanie, the first sidekick who defines the role

Tim, the sidekick who dies and comes back wrong

Dick, the sidekick who saves Batman from himself

Damian, the sidekick who was never supposed to be a sidekick but would go on to prove everyone wrong

Jason, the youngest sidekick who is still the Kid Wonder

...So this is fucking wild. I've got some ideas and several of these fit perfectly (Dick's role is pretty similar to his one in canon), but some of these are fucking INCREDIBLE to explore (Steph being the first Robin is something I never even considered but tbh I kinda love it).

I probably won't write a fic or anything because tbh I don't like publishing my writing that much, but I might expand this into a full AU and post about it. I might randomize other stuff too (ie, stuff that I cannot change vs stuff that I cannot keep the same) but this fucking rules as a starting point.

[isa-ah]

met a really cool queer stranger today that i thought was just so fucking neat i wanted to talk but if we were playing tennis they were, with the most gentle and earnest voice ive ever heard, shoving the tennis racket down my throat. every compliment or joke i made was turned away but in the sweetest way possible that made me sound like an absolute asshole lunatic. it was so scary.

[maraschinotopped]

undertale yellow. clutches head in anguish.

[rapidhighway]

stressed

I have to fight family again

[beeduoo]

originnssssss who remembers origins i Loved origins

[icecreamsodaaaaa]

Thoughts on different dragons having cultures and different languages?