#oh me thirsty

[waitingonthewind]

autism life hack: someone else in the household has had the audacity to use YOUR glass, but you dont wanna be a complete dickhole in reclaiming it? gather and wash ALL the dirty dishes so no one will notice the depths of your Problems

[brothermouse-skeleton]

The only people in the novel Dracula who aren't having the worst time of their life are the guys who moved the earth boxes because they have consistently gotten free drinks from the random lawyer who's very interested the boxes.

[illiana-mystery]

Bad boys, Bad boys!

[mmmairon]

Please. I don’t want to hurt you.

Inspired by @wyvernne ’s vampluc

[softiedingo]

Javier's arms make me feel so feral, I mean, they look strong enough to break me in half 🥺🔥

[watmalik]

what the fuck is this

[anantaru]

if only scaramouche could see just how beautiful and lovable he is

[doktorichtofen]

[linusbenjamin]

Person of Interest | 3.06 'Mors Praematura'

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

In goofy David Tennant/Michael Sheen Loud news, my husband stumbled upon an edit with David Tennant and Michael Sheen about how they’re In Love ® and he’s been solidly on the ‘Yeah, they’re prob fuckin’ train because of me & he was like, “I don’t get it, they’re not physically compatible at all, one is really skinny and the other is cherubic—“ and I was like bruh you literally described the one who plays an angel on TV as cherubic 💀 💀 💀 certifyibly Good ™️ casting big rare W to Neil Gaiman

[bugeyedfreaks]

reboot: the PPGs – a trio of sisterly sisters who do sister things who deal with hilaaaaaarious situations resulting in epic lulz and who go through the same everyday problems that normal girls like you do!!! *btw they're superheroes and only fight seriously once per season but NOT TOO HARD!!!! they're fragile girls!!!!!!

me: [groans, keels over in pain]

fandom: the PPGs – older, sleeker, sexier, and serious as HELL. in a world, where darkness reigns, the looming futuristic sci-fi apocalypse and rise of robotically augmented enemies bring forth chaos and the girls' deep thirst for vengeance (deeper than their thirst for the rowdyruff boys). clearly, constant gore-filled carnage and senseless murder is their ONLY option *they might laugh once in their lives, at someone's pain

me: [coughs up blood]

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

😰

[monst]

Ngl I love when someone's so down bad for you that they're basically slutting themselves out to you.

[nonokoko13]

Watch me make a shrine for a character we have only seen in bubble speeches and flashbacks

Jeeves I don't know you but you seem the only stable person in this wicked household. Thank you for being in Damian's life, unlike certain man

[hanakihan]

… no wonder JP twitter went apeshit IM CURRENTLY LOSING IT HOLY FUCK??? HE’S SO??? CRYING??? YELLING??? PRAYING TO HIM LIKE HE’S THE GOD OF MY NEW RELIGION RN??? HE’S SO 5★ WORTHY HERE GOD???

[dragonsruby]

Considering how thirsty AA fans are over Kristoph (me included, unfortunately,) I am AMAZED I didn't hear about this part until I played the game.

Like it's PERFECT out of context, how did we not-