#oh izzy…

[cheese-water]

“Why did people actually think the season would be boring after Tucker left? It doesn’t make any sense!”

[moonlightmagical]

izzy roland is the smartest person alive

[polarsirens]

HELLOOOOOOOOO ONE AND ALL

[finnitesimal]

When the unerringly loyal right-hand men are referred to as dogs in the canon text

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[changelingirl]

"you are HARASSING A CRIPPLE" ".....foot." "a shark ate it." for some reason this genre of humor (making everyone else vaguely uncomfortable by joking about your disability/bringing it up on every occasion a la "the weather is homophobic because it's inconveniencing me") is my favorite fucking thing. god i hope it continues. i hope izzy tells everyone he meets a different story about how he lost the leg (fought a lobster, cannonball incident, cursed by a witch, "what do you mean? my leg's right h--OH MY GOD"). i hope he has a spreadsheet entitled "jokes i can make now that i only have one leg". he's completely deadpan and no one knows whether they're allowed to laugh or not. it's great.

[raggedy-spaceman]

We are getting that Izzy & Stede friendship arc people.

Buckle up!

[koko2unite]

girls be like "he's so babygirl" and it's the darkest, most brooding, melancholic, tortured man you've ever laid eyes on

[sunnibits]

okay wait wait wait hold the fuck up. I may very well be reading into this too much but like. this picture is from the very end of ep8 right,, ARE THEY FUCKING WEARING IZZY’S GLOVE?????? or at least mimicking it???? um????

[laniidae-passerine]

Our Flag Means Death Season 2 Episodes 4 + 5 Reductress Headlines

[irlplasticlamb]

but the melody lingers on.

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[ofmdaily]

-- you still mad he pushed you off the ship, twatty?

[varyathevillain]

thinking about how the scene where Izzy shoots himself and misses isn't actually just about "haha, see, he's not dead, he just missed", it's about how it is about Izzy Hands dying. it's about how old Izzy Hands, the toxic, tragic image of a golden age pirate, is dead; it's about how he had to kill the part that was perpetuating the horrors and the abuse to save the crew.

had he not done that, Izzy Hands wouldn't have been able to get up on the deck, because old Izzy Hands would have to abide by the rules of common sense and reality. he'd have to die tragically at the hands of the man he loves. he'd have to rot for what he's done. but he does the one thing that he wouldn't in season 1: he becomes part of the crew, and that crew never abided by real life logic. Izzy Hands climbs to the deck on one leg with a poorly treated festering stump and stands as tall as he can, in the most unrealistic fashion, and he lives.

[sketchy-scribs-n-doods]

actually i am never ever going to get over this sheer Look shared between two men in love with the same (very complicated) man

they way they both know that the other innately understands what's it's like to fall in love with edward teach and know the dizzying freefall that is having a relationship with him

just. the understanding that passes between them. i could write a damn book about this one Look

[horatiios]

Thinking about how carefully Ed’s body was laid out below deck, with a cloth over the face. Prepared for mourning.

And like after everything,,why would the crew do that? Why not just throw him over board and be done with it?

But then I remembered who did need to mourn, who would have taken the time to put a handkerchief over his face,,

[raggedy-spaceman]

S02E02 Red Flags

Izzy "Indestructible little fucker" Hands my beloved