#oh hoech hoech

[sterekyrround]

@renmackree @arver7

"God you look just like Derek sometimes."

[teencopandthesourwolf]

THE OH HOECH-O-METER

too many buttons undone? CHECK ✓

ethereal looking eyes? CHECK ✓

heavy stubble/beard-lite? CHECK ✓

cute af bear ears? CHECK ✓

sexy prominent adam's apple? CHECK ✓

adorable bunny teeth? CHECK ✓

overall hotness levels above av— *thud*

[petew21-blog]

Finish the scene

Fan:"So Tyler, is the rumour true that you will be reprising your role in Teen Wolf movie?"

Fans cheering, Tyler smiling

Jeff impatiently waiting for Tyler's answer

Tyler:"I guess the pack wouldn't be complete without Derek"

Fans loosing their mind over a another announced character in the new Teen Wolf movie

But someone is happier in a different way than all the fans combined. Someone's master plan is becoming real.

First day of shooting

Jeff:"Tyler, could you come to the set, please. We have to start rolling."

Tyler:"I'm sorry, it's about shooting Superman & Lois again. They want me to cut the hours on shooting Teen Wolf and come to them"

Jeff visibly angry:"Tyler? Could I speak to you for a minute in your trailer?"

Both entering. Tyler sits down on a chair

Tyler:"Look I can tell you're angry and I know I shouldn't have started the fight there, but you gave me no choice."

Jeff:"Oh don't worry about it. I'll make sure we're on the same page."

Jeff murmuring an incantation.

Tyler:"What are you...."

Jeff now waking up inside of Tyler's body.

Jeff:"An upgrade. Good. I have been lusting over this body for so long." Jeff looks to the camera of his phone. "Oh that's what I'm talking about baby"

Tyler:"How are you? What just happened?"

Jeff:"Don't worry about it. You won't remember any of this in a few seconds. You will feel like you have always been Jeff Davis. I'll wait for you to pick up all the memories and start acting as me. Then we'll talk"

Tyler:"I am not Jeff. I am... Jeff Hoech.... Jeff Davis. I am Jeff Davis."

Jeff:"Of course you are. And Jeff, sorry about the tantrum before. Of course I will finish the story with you. Superman can wait. And as an apology, would you be ok if I let you oil me up here for the next scene? I wanna look good and I know how much you like my muscles in action"

Jeff could see the visible boner his old body had while tracing his muscle lines, the ridges. Carefully placing the oil. Jeff wanted to play more, but the scene couldn't wait. Maybe he'll make his old body his own bitch later on. It's time to be the bad wolf now

And damn, did he now have the perfect body to play one. Maybe after this he should keep the body and continue as Superman. He could definitely get to do some interesting stuff

Two weeks later

Assistent:"Hey Tyler. So this was your last scene in the movie. I think there is something you should know. We found some sort of an altar in Jeff's trailer with your photos and other personal stuff. I thought you should know before leaving."

Jeff:"Thank you for letting me know"

Jeff to himself:"Fuck, I should have made sure he had no memories of his previous life. His mind is fighting for control through these moments. I can't keep him away from me, I wouldn't have control and he would still find a way. Maybe keeping him close as my personal slave... sorry assistent. Would be easier to manage"

Jeff:"So what do you think Jeff? Wanna stay close to me?"

Tyler:"Yes please. There is nothing I want more."

Jeff:"Good I need massage and I can tell you are dripping from only looking at my muscles"

Request from Inbox

Would be able to do a story where Jeff Davis steals Tyler Hoechlin’s body? Using Tyler’s agreeing to come back for the Teen Wolf movie to steal his body and life. Having always been jealous of his looks and muscles

[hotgirlstiles]

not to be rpf but oh my god. hoechdob would actually make such a good heathcliff & catherine hahoemrleoekdke hoech fits so well with those angsty tragedy characters and dob loooves playing bratty annoying characters

[bookgeekgrrl]

#derek hale needs a hug#hoechlin and his amazing technicolor dreamboat eyes (@mindyfromohio)

[colethewolf]

Can you post your new icon?? Where is it from?

Oh, I put a filter on hoech's face lol

[hedwig221b]

I swear I can't watch gifs of him sometimes I get too overwhelmed. //

I understand that feeling. And imagine watching those eyes and smile up close. Brain melting for sure.

And same, English is not my native language. I probably get so nervous in front oh him and say something like: step on me daddy

I'm !&@#$^^*((&@^@%%@&@(!

And like not to be a white man's whore but he's stunning! Like genuinely. He can pull off anything, a hero or a villain like he's HOT I'm sorry I'll root for him always

And recently his beard and the whole slow transformation into a silver fox.... goddamn.... 🔥

And he's still a cutie 💓 only Hoech can pull it off

[exlibrisfangirl]

9 People You'd Like to Get to Know Better

Tagged by: @rosieposiepuddingnpie @greyhavenisback @sterekxhale AND @fuabloboi <3

Last Song: “Stay” by Nati Dreddd

Currently Watching: I've been rewatching the last 4 seasons of 7th Heaven for the first time since they aired (2003-2007) because baby Tyler Hoechlin uhh reliving my embarrassing early 00s crush um nostalgia, and boy oh BOY am I having a GRAND old time! If you aren't my friend on Snapchat, you are missing out on my epic live-blogging meltdown extravaganza, which, thus far, includes such gems as the following:

Currently Reading: Nothing. I just started my new job, and my brain is too tired to read.

Current Obsession: Not gonna lie... I'm on a bit of a T. Hoech kick right now.

Tagging: @dreamersscape @reblogginhood @angel-in-a-big-blue-box @fujoshimuffin @ardricael @shieldmaidenofsherwood @englishgradinrepair @seven-oomen @magic-multicolored-miracle

[cgsf]

Teen Wolf fanfiction recs — RPF

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Tyler Hoechlin/Dylan O'Brien

“The Next Part Just Got In the Way” (M) by calrissian18 | 10,095 | Boy meets boy. Boy fucks boy. Boy metaphorically moves to Antarctica. Or that’s how it feels to Dylan anyway.

“Read Between the Lines” (E) by kriari | 40,753 | After spending five seasons rooted firmly in subtext, Stiles and Derek’s relationship has finally taken a critical turn. While Tyler may attempt to blame his recent confusion on simple character bleed, a questionable decision made in the midst of the ensuing media storm leads him to reevaluate what he’s always told himself. Namely, that he’s not in love with Dylan.

“The Sterek Argument” (M) by calrissian18 | 3,241 | And if Tyler had wanted to listen to logic, he wouldn’t be talking to Dylan. He slumps back against the couch cushions grumpily and points out, “Okay, except in Derek Hale’s land of misery and man-pain, you’re pretty much his best friend.”

“i got you on my lips” (M) by vlieger | 6,001 | “We need to start making out,” said Dylan.

“until we see the sun” (E) by vlieger | 12,731 | Tyler pinpoints Dylan taking over his condo to somewhere around mid-March.

“only true in fairytales” (E) by vlieger | 8,881 | “Oh my God,” said Dylan to Posey once Tyler left. “He likes me.”

"same auld lange sayne" 🔒 (M) by Areiton | 4,241 | Ten years after Teen Wolf ends, Tyler is living a quiet life far from the bright lights of Hollywood. But he didn’t forget it. And he didn’t get over Dylan.

"Strange/Familiar" 🔒 (T) by Areiton | 3,767 | Dylan swung into his world, with big amber eyes and soft pouting lips and an innocence he wanted to dirty right up, and he changed things.

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Ian Bohen/JR Bourne

“Twenty-Four Hours” 🔒 (G) by red_crate | 613 | “I could probably kiss you, and no one would think it was real at this point.” JR muses as he curls both arms around Ian’s chest and tugs him so that Ian is sitting between his legs. He kisses up the back of Ian’s neck and buries his nose in Ian’s hair. They don’t have enough of this, of time together.

“A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words (but there’s still a thousand more left to say)” (E) by GoddessofBirth | 1,887 |™As soon as he snaps the photo, Ian snatches the phone from him and starts typing. JR rolls his eyes and holds his hand out. “Back.” Ian waves him off. “Eat your food. What’s the point of you posting how I lured the hunter with home cooked food if it isn’t true.” “I’m not post – We are not posting that. Ian -” The man in question dances back from JR’s quick grab attack and triumphantly hits send. “Oh yes we did. Well, you did. The fans are gonna eat it up.”

“According to Plan” 🔒 (E) by red_crate | 2,369 | He basks in the feeling of having JR against him, arms around him finally just the way he wants after a day spent in front of fans. So close, yet not what he wanted. But this, here and now, is it. He can touch and taste to his heart’s content without worrying about privacy.

"Wanna Give Him a Show?" 🔒 (E) by lavenderlotion | 2,581 | Ian’s smile turns into a grin, and the look his flashes JR is playful, his lips pulled up into a smile JR knows to be teasing. He makes himself comfortable, his belly tightening with excitement. Ian’s eyes have never sparkled like that and left him disappointed.

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Ian Bohen/JR Bourne/Tyler Hoechlin

"Birthday Boy" 🔒 (E) by DizzyRedhead | 3,352 | After the cameras go off, Ian and JR have plans for Tyler's birthday.

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Tyler Hoechlin/Dylan, /Ian, /JR

"Pictures of You and Us" 🔒 (NR) by Areiton | 3,314 | He can't quit looking. It's always been a problem, but it's worse right now. It's worse because Ian is sending photos, Hoech half asleep and smiling, Hoech grinning shyly from behind a cup of coffee. Hoech, unaware and sunlit.

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This is an ongoing list.

[notaboutmeeee]

Its been so many years so my memory doesn't have all the info anymore and yeah sadly many accounts have deactivated or videos been deleted...

And I only started watching the show during s3 but there must've been a shift in s3. Because during s1 and s2 the show and actors didn't mind talking about sterek and teasing the fans/ship. Very clearly showing they knew what it was and how many people were interested in it. Holding contests, asking for votes for awards/noms

And then from s2 to 3 suddenly stiles and derek have very little screen time together, few scenes, and even the actors mentioned it. Coincidentally in s3 both characters got new female love interests (aside from lydia, almost erica and kate in previous seasons). And who knows if it's a coincidence that jennifer/Julia looks similar to stiles (as does paige) Or just an unlucky happenstance. And that Cora was Derek's sister, and malia Derek's cousin... plus the whole bi stiles baiting which was also insane

At least s3 kinda had an interesting story so fans stuck with the show even if they weren't totally happy. (Oh and in s3 we got the danny ethan couple, so teen wolf was fine with pairing up gay characters as long as they were disposable side characters, and s5 there was Mason and corey also disposable side characters)

And because teen wolf loves giving many of its fans exactly what they don't want, we got few sterek scenes (less than s3?) In s4 and fucking kate again. But this time the story couldn't distract us plus they added so many new characters it was like a new worse version of tw...

And then hoechlin abruptly (understandably) left the show.

Not to forget the bwt interview that was quite a slap in the face to sterek fans after the cast had only spoken 'kindly' of it the years previous . And then the 'if you're watching the show for sterek you're watching it for the wrong reason' (paraphrasing, can't remember the quote right now). Plus the sterek ban..

Also during s1 and s2 there's plenty of interviews hoechlin and dylan did together (as duo or group)..and then suddenly you'll have trouble finding interviews with both together and if they are both present there'll be 10 people sitting between them not letting them interact anymore.

Actors like Colton and Holland calling themselves captain of the sterek ship... the we're on a ship video, the fake announcement with hand holding at sdcc '12

Then at cons or in interviews we have dylan and hoechlin talking about how they pitched scenes to Jeff and the writers, stiles and derek/sterek scenes. And they were ignored or given to other characters which is such a disrespect. And had fans upset bc their suggestions were scenes that would've meant sth to the characters and relationship and would've felt real and been good TV.

The fact that to this day we don't know why sterek never happened? They just ignored its existence while still profiting off of the few scenes they could squeeze in

A dishonorable mention that's important in my opinion is also how the toxic tw Fandom is also a reason some people moved away, it certainly drove me away for a while. Why would I want to be present in a Fandom where you get called a creep and weird and disrespectful and more ...

When you (sterek fandom) get shot at from all sides even though you literally played a major role in teen wolf making it to even season 3 (maybe even 2?)... and some point you have enough

But apparently mtv/Jeff didn't have enough because they wanted to bait sterek fans yet again for the movie..however sterek fans for a large part don't give a shit. Like we'll have one person sacrifice their sanity so they can make gifts and pics and clips and then only interact with that . Why watch the movie when we can actually write or create what we want ourselves?

But sure, stereks are the villains for expanding on the very limited character info, giving derek and stiles more life than Jeff ever could. For bringing a ship to life simply because dylan and hoech have such great chemistry, so Jeff can't take the credit. For creating more art for our ship than other ships did for theirs. For thinking about what was established in the show, not shrugging off their past but thinking about the fire and kate and stiles' mom and his dad's alcoholism (?). For calling out teen wolf because they refused to keep track of their lore. Getting called crazy for simply using previously established lore on sterek scenes, and deducing stiles must be Derek's anchor, that stiles and derek probably hung out a lot off screen to know so much about each other/risk their life and career for each other,that derek probably broke through a love spell bc of his trust in stiles, why did stiles have dereks name on the king, why was derek so protective of stiles who was nogitsune, ..

i've watched some sterek videos over the past few months since the movie dropped of people trying to analyze the ship and like so much of it is that you had to be there.

teen wolf fandom was one of those first fandoms that really broke down the 4th wall. davis got run off tumblr for fuck's sake and deleted his twitter if memory serves.

so much of this context is now attached to deleted twitters and deactivated tumblrs.

perhaps one day i'll dig into my tags and hunt stuff down because i remember things. things like the actor for matt dahler commenting on his character's "pretty good pair" line in season 2 and how it got fandom in a titter because it was a shoutout. teen wolf social media was good at getting engagement by teasing all sorts of utter bullshit. they were very good at the carrot and stick method to keep fans coming back again and again and again.

but these post-show autopsies lack this kind of context and over rely on the boat videos for teen choice and posey's comments.

there were a lot of things that sort of culminated together that had people shipping the pairing and abandoning the show. it was not exclusive to be a sterek shipper to eventually leave the show.

it's really kind of fascinating.

[ohyeahderekhale]

When I found this beatuiful GIF-Set by @paquim, I thought of this little story to go with it. I hope you guys like it.

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The call ended and Stiles lowered his hand. Melissa had called from the hospital: Scott was injured. Like in a trance, he stuffed the cell phone back into his pocket and grabbed the car keys. His movements felt mechanical. Like he was being controlled by someone else.

As he started the Jeep, he thought about how this night had gone from really good to really bad so quickly.

It had been a great date night with Derek. They had dinner at Derek’s followed by watching A NEW HOPE for the umpteenth time — and then even a little make-out session, which was about to turn into something much steamier. But then they started fighting.

After about an hour of arguing and some shouting, Stiles had enough and left. For the past two or three hours, he had been brooding in his room. Pacing endlessly and throwing himself angrily on his bed every now and then. And now this.

Melissa didn’t say much, but it sounded serious. So of course he was rushing through the rain-soaked streets now, to get to the hospital.

Stiles hit the steering wheel with his fists, as yet another traffic light turned red and forced him to stop. He tried to calm himself, as he waited for the light to turn — which seemed to take forever — but his hands kept shaking. He tightened his grip.

When he finally reached the hospital parking lot, the rain had started again and he ran across the lot to the entrance of the emergency room. Melissa was nowhere to be found, so he asked the nurse at the reception where they had taken Scott. He was on the third floor.

His mind still all over the place, Stiles walked towards the elevator at the end of the hall and pressed the button to go up. He stared blankly at the bright ring of light around the button; thoughts of Derek and Scott chasing through his mind. Only when the elevator bell rang and the doors slid open, he finally raised his head — and froze.

Derek was standing in front of him. Still wearing the grey shirt, Stiles had watched him put back on just a few hours ago, and his usual grim expression on his face. For a moment, Stiles seriously thought about taking the stairs. Then he decided against it, returned Derek’s look just as grim and stepped in.

His chest felt tight like it was about to explode with emotion and he was more than aware of his racing heart. There was not just the worry about Scott or the anger he felt towards Derek. There was also a deep sadness and a fear that he might loose not just one, but two of the most important people in his life tonight.

The doors closed. They both stared straight ahead as the elevator began to rise slowly. Stiles tried very hard to calm his racing heart — unsuccessfully.

Suddenly, just as they passed the first floor, he heard it. Quietly but clearly.

‘I’m sorry.’

Confused, Stiles looked to the side and saw Derek’s reflection in the door. The expression on his face had changed. It was much softer now. He knew it wasn’t pity. It was compassion.

And then he felt it. Derek’s hand reaching for his. As Stiles looked down, his and Derek's fingers entwined and he could feel a gentle pressure. A moment later the tightness in his chest eased and he could breathe more freely again.

Stiles looked up — still a little confused, but with the hint of a smile — and met Derek’s hazel eyes.

‘He’s going to be okay,’ Derek said in a soft voice. ‘We’re going to be okay.’

And while the elevator doors slid apart, he felt Derek’s thumb stroking lovingly over the back of his hand, as if to confirm his words.

[queerebrum]

something always brings me back to you

[teencopandthesourwolf]

yeah so my brother was over tonight and after we'd had a heart-to-heart and a gossip i stuck TEEN WOLF on—which he is aware of and knows it's one of my shows, but has never actually watched himself—just for a bit of background bc it was there in my 'continue watching' as i'm never really not watching it lol.

ANYWAYS we continued chattering through it for a while (the majority of eps 1&2) but then he started sporadically paying it more and more attention, till he was eventually commenting and asking me questions etc.

here are some of the veritable golden nuggets he dropped:

“well, that coach fella's my new bestie.”

“the hammy lad with the face (jackson) is giving me such biff from back to the future vibes.”

“why is clark kent (he knows hoech from superman & lois) being an autistic male model with serious pmt?”

(still taking about hoec) “oh, bloody hell, he's actually really good looking, isn't he?!”

"the sfx in this are so fuckin bad they actually double back to being terrific.”

“so, are we, like, supposed to not give a shit about the main guy then, or what?”

(more scott talk) “although i do actually kind of want to hug him—but i feel that's somehow unrelated to his character.”

“pretending to do back flips off a roof is cool af i don't care what anybody says.”

(about k*te argent) “hoho, she's gonna turn out to be a massive cunt, isn't she?”

“this is fucking brilliant, they (the wolf transformations) look like were!fonzies!”

“jesus, we're like, 3 eps in and there's already what looks to be the beginnings of quite intricate character arcs? this show should honestly not be this intriguing, wtf.”

(commentary on the acting chops) “oh, wow, so the one that's playing scott is pretending to be scott... while the one playing stiles just IS stiles!”

(scene at the start of magic bullet where stiles is talking to scott about derek):

stiles: okay, sorry, no more talk about alphas or derek; especially derek—who still scares me.

my brother: yeah, that's because he quite clearly makes your willy hard, mate.

also my brother: OH, SHIT! THAT'S STEREK, RIGHT?! well, it's no fucking wonder that that's a thing.

AND HE HAS NOT EVEN MET PETER YET

so yeah my hope is now obviously that he'll go home and get obsessed and spank the entire 6 seasons in 4 days and become one of our most prolific fanfic writers.

[bookgeekgrrl]

why isn't every dentist using this as a brushing psa

@devildoll asking the real questions here

TYLER HOECHLIN as Clark Kent “Tried and True” — Superman & Lois (2.06)

[bhadpodcast]

I have questions

*blinks* soooo... many questions!

[tylerhoechlin]

tylerl_hoechlin: Thanks to all my brothers for a complete birthday weekend! And @marqueelv for a great night!  #NoFlashesInDarkPlaces