#oh geeze
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gatorinator · 2 years ago
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Apparently it’s not normal when your working out for your toes, feet, and calves to kinda go a little numb and fall asleep mid workout. Apparently it’s not normal to be either freezing cold or absolutely dying of heat. Apparently it’s not normal for this to be determined by the temperature of beverage you are currently drinking. Apparently, I have bad circulation, and should “go see a physician,” whatever that means
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portablecity · 2 years ago
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Watched Andor
Will be thinking about it for a While.
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tea-time221 · 6 months ago
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it wasnt a double dog dare klavier
these fuckass attorneys
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noodles-and-tea · 6 months ago
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Brothers!!!
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shapeshifter911 · 1 year ago
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But wait…
If Elon is changing the name, logo, moderation policies and basically everything that made Twitter the bird app that it was…
Then couldn’t someone buy back the name, duplicate Twitter and we can leave the sad billionnaire with the X obssession alone?
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ilonacho · 2 months ago
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Sad book club📚
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d0not-disturb · 21 days ago
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Mumbo live reaction after scar kills his boyfriend best friend
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shower-phantom-ideas · 1 year ago
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Danny as Fenton takes a hit that no human boy should survive while in a different city (im going crossover here) and just transforms into phantom and pretends to be all sad that he died. Just for a moment. He then proceeds to kick the baddies ass. Claims he got ghost powers and fucks off. Imagine if Captain America or Batman saw this while failing ti protect him, hell or any hero type. Danny doesn’t think much on it and just goes on with his week. Continues being Fenton of course but what if he runs into whatever hero, but out if costume, saw him do that.
“How are you here? And alive?”
Danny holding a smoothie:”uhhhh I made a miraculous recovery”
He just shrugs it off and goes about his day. It isn’t until he finally gets some sleep later that night that he wakes up in a cold sweat realising he now knows their secret identity. “Oh well it’s neat I guess” starts to go back to sleep only to bolt back up “oh god now they know my secret identity”
Meanwhile said hero is too busy trying to figure out how to help this random kid to even be worried about the fact that they outed themselves. Someone else probably points it out to them and has to explain it twice before it gets thru.
#danny phantom#crossovers#dp x mcu#dpxdc#dp x dc#I like to use batman a lot cause his need to protect these kids probably makes him a little stupid#like imagine him in the batcave looking into fenton now and nightwing comes in starts asking about it#only to have to find out that bruce basically told the kid hes batman#except bruce is tired and worried so he isnt getting it#no B I mean like how does bruce wayne know the kid died. only batman saw it#if you are trying to make some sort of joke it’s not working. now please excuse me I have to figure this out#a sigh and facepalm#B imagine what the kid is gonna think when bruce wayne asks him how he is alive but batman watched him die.#slowly bruce stops typing and leans back from the computer#he freezes#eyes widening#a soft but sharp intake#oh#yea oh B geeze you must be tired if it took this long for you to get ut#bruce with his head in his hands realising he just messed up big time#maybe he should get more sleep after all#as for the mcu I would like to think it was hawkeye or hulk#I like hulk cause it’s also a bruce but I like hawkeye more. guy is very comfort character#clint just kid I saw you die now why don’t you explain that#danny giving him nothing till clints like come on it’s kinda messed up letting me think I let a kid die isnt it.#oh poor me loosing so much sleep watching a young boy become a ghost. I could hardly go on#danny rolls his eyes laying it on a little thick arent we old man#gasp! I will have you know I am only (insert haskeyes age here)#geeze you are waaayyy okder than I thought
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betweenblackberrybranches · 9 months ago
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Encounter in the moonlight part 3
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In which Y/N finally gets to do their job and the old one gets concerningly giddy...
Moon is too shaken to actually fight back again after they get out of the communication space, going straight for grabbing y/n & getting outta there
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fairylando · 1 month ago
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im.. not even surprised by the color choices anymore🙄
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radioducky · 9 months ago
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Lucifer, kissing Alastor a little aggressively: Hey, Bambi.
Alastor, returning it with the same aggressiveness: Good Morning, little King.
Husk: …What the actual FUCK!?
Angel: Did we, uh… miss somethin‘?
Vaggie, exasperated: Ugh, they’re playing some stupid game… ‚gay chicken‘ or whatever the hell that was.
Husk, confused: They play what now??
Charlie, squealing of joy: Gay Chicken!! It’s like a bonding game where they have to pretend to be gay together for as long as they can, and whoever chickens out first loses! Look how wonderful it works already!!
Vaggie: Calm down, Sweetie.
Angel: How in the ever lovin‘ fuck did these two convince themselves to go through with it?
Vaggie: Lucifer accused Alastor of being too scared to play it anyways, but you know how Alastor can be…
Charlie, ecstatic: He didn’t back down and accepted the challenge!
Angel: Well… I’m not gonna lie, it’s hot as fuck though. Husk, how about-
Husk, storming out: NOPE!
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canisalbus · 10 months ago
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That juice box ask is so right. Machete will definitely shrivel into dust if he does not have his daily H2O intake.
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klanced · 11 months ago
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when adam met 11yo keith he immediately knew that keith was gay and was like i have GOT to support this kid!! (runs into traffic) meanwhile shiro spent years operating under the assumption that keith had like a gender thing going on
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nshi-ao3 · 5 months ago
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A recurring trait, among others.
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noodleshark · 6 months ago
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"We need more flawed/evil female characters" Some of you people can't even handle Izutsumi
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almayver · 4 months ago
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Something so heartbreaking about how desperately they are asking for connection. Asking about advice, saying that they can chat while waiting
And over and over again it's just
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