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Techno and Wilbur not being brothers is so important to me you have no idea
Because them being Tommy's older brothers doesn't actually ever overlap. Wilbur acts as Tommy's brother through most of the stuff with L'Manburg, for better and usually for worse. Then once he's gone and Tommy's lost everyone he finds a new older brother in Techno.
Techno and Wilbur aren't brothers though. When they interacted they were friends at best, and tense at worst. Even if their goals do eventually line up, Wilbur still stabs Techno in the back. He promised destruction for Manberg, before setting up Tommy as a potential leader. He said he was down with anarchy but failed to properly condemn the very governments Technoblade's anarchy-based morality is centered around.
He realized that governments were the cause of all of his problems, but failed to see the bigger picture in regards to how L'Manburg had hurt everyone on the server. One of Wilbur's consistent problems is a failure to see how his actions effect those around him, or to act with a blatant disregard for consequences. And at the point that Technoblade came into his life, there wasn't really much hope for them to ever be the family they could've been.
Wilbur never cared about Techno as a person. He just saw him as
The Blade
An Anarchist
The Revolution
Wilbur knew that without Technoblade he didn't have a revolution and yet he was still willing to disregard Techno's fundamental ideals because he was too narrow minded to see anything else. Too focused on how L'Manburg hurt him, his L'Manburg, and the damage it caused his life. He barely thought of how Techno would feel in regards to his decision.
Techno's just another person Wilbur managed to burn before his death. He wasn't the last.
And when Tommy shows up in the floorboards of Techno's house a month later, after L'Manberg has exiled him and Techno has nearly lost everything to tyranny, and he has a hope that maybe this time things will be better. Tommy's young, still learning, and he's been through a lot at the hands of corrupt men wielding power.
Maybe this time Techno can have someone agree with his ideals and actually stick to it.
He humors Tommy, shelters him, but treats him as he'd treat anybody. Tommy's a nuisance, and Techno might yell at him for taking his stuff for the third time this week, but he'll never kick Tommy out. Not after he's been abandoned to this extent. Not after Tommy has suffered the hand he was nearly dealt at his botched execution.
Techno almost lost everything. Tommy did lose everything.
Techno becomes an older brother figure to a scared and grieving and traumatized Tommy, a wounded child grasping onto the last straws of normalcy he has as he watches everything he's ever known slip through his finger tips. Techno is willing to take Wilbur's place, to act as a role model to Tommy during hard times. To stay strong and teach him important values to carry through future hardships in life. Techno wants so badly for Tommy to be a proper younger brother to him.
And then he makes the same mistake his brother made.
Tommy disregards Techno.
In his desperate attempt to hold onto those strands of normalcy Tommy reaches for something he's always known in favor of the potential chaos of Techno. Tommy is trying to stick to what he knows, what he used to have, to Tubbo, to his discs, to anything that reminds him of all he's lost so he can feel like he has it back. He fails to see that Techno could have been a source of that familiarity, that Techno was trying to be the island of stability while he was crashing in the waves.
Instead Tommy takes Tubbo's outstretched hand and climbs into the lifeboat they've always been floating in together, not realizing that in doing so he has awakened a great storm that will leave him with less than he had before.
In the immediate comfort of familiarity Tommy fails to realize the consequences of his own actions, and proves that in spite of all the posturing he's done about changing, about growing, about being a bigger and better man, he's a frightened child with the worst habits of his family.
When Tommy stabs Techno in the back, he reopens an old wound
After all, those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it
#Hahaaaa I've got the DSMP on the brain lets goooooo#I love talking about this sibling tragedy it's one of my favorites#truly one of the sibling tragedies of all time#oh fuck i don't know how to tag in this fandom#okay I can do this#dsmp#ctommy#cwilbur#ctechno#bedrock bros#dream smp#is there a silly nickname for wilbur and tommy I'm forgetting?#crime boys#knew they had to have one#dsmpblr#well i can't think of anything else to tag
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WHAT.
#...#GGGHHHHH NO#Holy MISLEADING batman#That BETTER BE A LIE#IT BETTER BE A LIE#otherwise I am a 1000 times better writer#and can think of 1000 better things#and have thought of this timeline more already than you have doofus#You CAN'T BAIT ME WITH A GOOD TIME LIKE THAT#yeah it BETTER BE A LIE#otherwise ALL of the possible scenarios and theories in my brain were better#I don't even know if I care anymore lol#If this is so badly thought out that this is true I'm done man lol (slight exaggeration)#What THE FUCK does Rain have to do with Neo Sweden then?? That at least better be interesting. Oh and HOW is 12 “the same age”???#Ggghhhhhhhj#Yeah THATS RIGHT I'm fandom vagueposting in the tags bc I'm that mad#I've never done that before#SIR I AM TAKING AWAY CUSTODY of your intellectual property#It is mine now I will treat it better :3#And be MORE FUCKING CREATIVE#g gundam thoughts#Okay I might be overreacting because it's 5 am and they FUCKING blorbo baited me#and also this is the most damn predictable thing so if it were this predictable then why be coy???#Why make it sound like it might be convoluted and interesting???#my rants
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this is how i'm gonna fucking die i think
#POST CIRCA 2022 CAPTION AND ALL I HAD TO DIG THIS OUTTA MY DRAFTS TO SHOW Y'ALL THE EXTENT OF MY JAMETT BRAINWORMERY#i never posted this in fear of judgment and knowing nobody gave a shit about this ship but now...i offer my soul chat don't let me down pls#it's been a while so the details are fuzzy but i believe this is from a breakup fic inspired by All Time Low's Once In A Lifetime???#it's pure angst fodder ofc i loved putting my boys through the wringer and have them come out on the other end mangled but together <3#also confession time i started writing this bc i got so disgusted at a lojett fic and this was the only way i could flush it out my system#love how i know this was from 2022 bc the caption is purple and that was my dale pa'ya-inspired blog theme colour at the time lmaooo#and i matched purple kenlos icons with my btr bestie liz and it amazing;;; liz if ur out there hiii fren ily i miss u too much 💜#n e way. what was i saying. oh yeah [incoherent madman ramblings]#might fuck around and actually post a 10k jamett fic. i've been meaning to post this one for a while but yk. The Horrors *gestures vaguely*#did anyone the fukc asked for it??? absolutely not. will i pull a fandom midwife and deliver it anyway???? ABSOLUTELY#btr#big time rush#james diamond#jett stetson#jamett#james diamond × jett stetson#himbo boyfriends#stop it forever#do pretty girl don't speak#the line that starts the whole story#not in my mirror#(what noooo i totally didn't have to search up my old blog posts just so i can remember how my tag system works wbu sexy ahah 🙈)
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just saw someone saying that jared's acting in spn was bad... gonna commit heinous crimes
#they said i can't believe we suffered through such bad acting for the sake of dean and cas's storyline only for destiel to not be full canon#WHAT THE FUCK ????????#WHAT THE- WHAT THE FUCK#and then they tagged it 'j*red badalecki' OH MY FUCKING GOD#THAT'S SO STUPID AND IMMATURE FIRST OF ALL#jared is 100% one of the best actors on the show#no doubt#i genuinely... oh my god#destiel fans will be so fucked to the point that they'll use it as a reason to hate on not only sam but also jared ???#i'm sorry i hate supernatural fans so much wow#love you guys in our normal fun little corner of this website!!#. >> mari says shit !#and i'm not saying that jared is like my fav person and that you can't be critical of him or his acting#i just hate the way they went about it#it was very very stupid and unnecessarily#i don't care if you don't like him i just think y'all could come up with better constructive criticism <3#also there are bound to be bad acting moments#there's fifteen seasons of it straight like... it happens#can we just not be fuck ass bitches about it???#like... felicia day's acting was not great#do i still love charlie so much?? yes !#i do!#do i care?#no! i do not!#because i know how to be normal about things#:D anywayssss#this is like one of the least important horrible things about the spn fandom but i'm just getting increasingly bothered by this fandom
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okay not gonna lie i expected worse?
#Like? Just based on what people told me?#I mean i didn't think vander would last like that. that kind of felt like a given to me i think?#And right now it's kinda unclear who's dead#Maybe i'm just in a weird mindset bc i feel like i should at least be a little emotional about this?#Either it's me or the way they did it just doesn't work (for me) idk#We'll see we'll see#But not currently in the oh whatever will they do how will they fix this feeling#Like eh they didn't kill everyone off so i really don't know#More importantly where the fuck are ekko and heimerdinger#Like even in the preview? (Having seen that immediatly after might have also influenced me to be fair i guess)#Anyways#Arcane spoilers#Liveblogging#I suppose#Like i don't want people going through fandom tags to see my randomass rambles but i'm also not censoring all that that's too much
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one of these days i will drop an essay abt how there's actually no objectively correct characterization of any gen1 characters because they are, when in their most un-filtered state, supposed to be the streamers that play them, and to assume we know basically anything about who those people are is to miss the point of the social experiments entirely. and none of you are ready
#like i think we get at least a bit of what glranboo is like. an inkling of how glcharlie must act. maybe a smidge of glsneeg#but also do we really? they're in a high-stress situation#we don't get to know anything about how they are outside of that#don't even get me started on all the characters that die before we get to see them outside of the filter#it just amazes me when i see people getting mad about how “gl!x wouldn't fucking do that” because. really? how do you know?#honestly theres something to be said here about how argumentative dsmp-adjacent fandoms are about correct characterization in general#(at least from what ive seen. its probably other fandoms too im just not in many other fandoms)#but im too tired to delve into that and well. thats not what this post is about anyways#anyways yadda yadda don't misinterpret me this is not me saying you aren't allowed to have your own interpretation of tse characters#it is in fact the exact opposite. go nuts#this is just my weekly dose of Thinking About The Gen 1 Content Creation Allegory again#i think this is my longest tag rant yet jesus#genloss tse#rlly hoping posting this goes over well ell oh ell
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scary that there's still Will bowlcut haters around. like... that's his core character design, it looks nice too. sorry to all the different hairstyle enjoyers out there but Will without a bowlcut simply wouldn't be Will to me. that's the side effect of them doubling down on that one single hairstyle for 8 years. they can style it different or make it messier sure, but he needs Some version of a bowlcut otherwise who is that
#Duffers did it to themselves#if they'd change the haircut Now i'll call the s5 hair department a flop no hesitation#not because it would look bad but simply because That's Not My Will that's just noah schnapp with a wig#also unrelated side tangent ik this is just about silly hcs but anytime i talk about Will's hair i get annoyed about how the#bowlcut became the minion meme equivalent of the fandom#i simply refuse to believe people actually hate bowlcuts that much that has to be some kind of moist phenomenon#i've never in my life seen someone irl make fun of bowlcuts or personally even noticed one as 'strange'#but go online and there's apparently consensus that bowlcuts are cringe or something? lmao?#you can probably imagine how surprised i was when i found the st fandom for the first time and everyone just kept talking about Will's hair#when it's literally a normal ass haircut#and meanwhile no one realized that Mike also had a bowlcut for 3 seasons. i swear 'Will bowlcut lmaoo' just became a meme#i'm convinced half of these people don't even know what a bowlcut looks like since they apparently can't recognize one#side tangent over this had nothing to do with what people are talking about actually 😭#my furstration about the way a fucking haircut out of all things became the funny stinger of the show apparently never goes away#and comes back out any time i type the word hair.... oh well#ignore the tags i was having a moment (flashback having nothing to say after a show besides 'the hairrr 😭')
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I'm not gonna elaborate because I don't want to, but I wish we could have genuine and well-argued criticism of critrole. I want my n1 fave to be criticised for its flaws. alas, most critique I see is either pretty badly argued or it's done in bad faith.
#cronchpost#like... cmon dude u dont have to spend a third of your argument on bitching about how ur a martyr for saying anything about the internet's#fave actual play show#yes criticising a popular thing is messy and it gets u hate#no ur not making ur argument better by being all 'boo hoo I wish I could talk about this without getting dogpiled by sjws'#cuz honestly? criticising anything popular enough is gonna get u bombarded by the fans.#anyway this has gone away from my point#mostly I just wanna say: PLEASE criticise my fave I am begging u. but do it well.#if u have an opinion show me why. give me examples. don't just say game bad without elaborating#why game bad?? I wanna know pls tell me#critical role#oh boy tagging this might bite me in the ass#anyway as u van see I lied about not elaborating. I cannot shut the fuck up clearly.#the only difference is that different fandoms have different brands of extreme
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people are very weird about shockfics like what is up with that
#like. it's a hazing ritual almost cause every fandom has a shockfic so very fandom has that hazing ritual#AND IT'S WEIRD TO ME#you hear about some fic with just absolutely disgusting tags and strange sex acts or whatever#and it's very much NOBODY'S cup of tea and it's got the vibes of something that was DEFINITELY written#to get the “OH MY GOD WHO TF WOULD WRITE THIS⁉️” reaction#and people GIVE IT THAT REACTION#they go on the internet and talk about it CONSTANTLYYYYY#but they have to let you know just how traumatizing it is in a way that let's you think they at least tried to read it#like it's some sort of fandom rite. to have tried to read this fic no one likes#but they still have to let you know how horrible they think it is so you don't think they're into any of that#AND THENNN they follow that up by trying to trick people into reading it??#comments full of “you should try this fic it's so lovely😊😊😊” on the profiles of TOTAL STRANGERS#IS THIS A FUCKING HAZING RITUAL TO YOU GUYS??? BE SO SERIOUS#I genuinely think it's so weird to be telling any random ass fandom account the weirdest fic you can find and telling them to read it#cause like some of those shockfics are actually abysmal. trying to subject any rando to this is weird of you
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okay I actually drafted this post and didn't wanna post it but now I'm kinda twitching
Bioware drops minor 'spoilers' (mentions of what's going on on the larger scale of things half of which we already could infer from Tevinter Nights already) - how dare they.
Bioware apparently notices that some people are unhappy with even the most minor exposition and someone genuinely warns that there's more to come and if you're one of those people you'll probably want to tune out the entirety of it all - how dare they and that person in particular!
Like? I'm sorry, I guess I get the frustration if you want to be clean-clean, but there's only so many generic phrases that they could say without mentioning anything? At this point, like, the only thing they didn't show is CC - and then I guess, what, shut up till October?
But then when they do go quiet they get backlash for showing too little like in the 'companions week'. THAT was the level of exposure you want?
Dropping little hints and mentions of what's going on so that people can go 'holy shit what?!' and 'oh I wanna see what comes next!' and 'well dammit now I have to know' is a HUGE part of marketing. Like???
Like what else is there to show without showing anything. More screenshots? More generic descriptions of personalities? More combat out of context? Simply saying 'it's gonna be SO cool you guys'? Come on.
I mean I've been warned that the discourse(tm) will come back, but I didn't expect it to start from THIS. From people bullying creators off the Internet for a fair warning. Hello???
Lifting the embargo a month and a half before release is a very weird choice, I agree and I don't defend that one. But even with that aside, even with only just what was shown in gameplay reveals and such, people are being weird.
If you don't want to see or hear ANYTHING that could cue you in on what's going on - then it's on you to not watch or read shit (provided that it's tagged). I'm sorry.
#'why would they mention [spoiler]' - so that you could say 'what the fuck' and start making theories in anticipation.#have we forgotten how fandom works.#you know how you watch a weekly show and then there's trailer for the next episode and it goes like#'oh by the way this character will get kidnapped'#and you spend the entire next week biting your fingernails trying to guess how and why and by whom.#and if you don't want to know nothing about what will happen in the next episode then you block the tags and don't watch the trailer!#i don't get it.#i doooon't get it#they are already stingy with info#without ever teasing anything AT ALL it would be the most boring marketing campaign ever.
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Been thinking about it and honestly I've been feeling like I don't really wanna post about several ocs anymore
#My thoughts#I feel like I should elaborate but Idk if I want to#For those concerned: it's not about my most major stories but tbh lately I've been way more content just#Not really sharing these things publicly anymore. Posting does not bring me joy#I honestly feel self conscious posting even this bc I feel like I shouldn't need to make some. Announcement or whatever#Like. I'm allowed to just exist online without trying to content-ify the things I create out of genuine love and passion#I just fucking hate social media these days lollllll my ass would NOT be here aside from talking to friends and mutuals#Friends and mutuals how's it feel to know you're the thing that matters anymore#I do like seeing Fandom content and art in general obv obv but I don't think I feel inclined to create it anymore#Everything is such a performance and Idk. I think this year I'm just gonna not.#Some recent developments in my life where I've let go of things that have burdened me#Have led me to just realize oh shit. I could've just been this happy the whole time?#Anyway massive fucking tag rambles oops
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Pop culture has turned into an ouroboros and it makes me sad to think about. Risk-averse mega-corporations must be stopped
#bulletbilltime rambling#seriously all the throwbacks and reboots and cinematic universes are getting to be too much#I'm not saying we need fully original ideas bc those don't really exist#but I just want something that isn't pointing at thing you know#going through the top blockbusters since like 2010 is like... 75% franchise stuff#listen I'm one of the most fandom-brained fucks out there#but even I have a limit for pandering shit#if I want safe pandering stuff I can literally rewatch old things I like.#give me something new! or at least give me a different look at something old!#OH AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HOW SNARKY EVERYTHING IS#HAVE A SINCERE EMOTION FOR THE LOVE OF GOD#not every character needs to talk like Tony Stark for fuck's sake#at least with him it works because he's naturally detached from everything. it's a character trait.#but when everyone makes snide quips it just feels dumb#AND I LOVE BANTER HUMOR. COMMUNITY IS THE KING OF THAT SHIT.#but like... idk it's overdone now#that went on for a while. damn#anyway tl;dr fuck corporates and executive demands and risk-averse media#exploding capitalism with my mind#the post is stored in the tags
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Can we get some Mark Grayson dating and first time having sex headcanons?
I finally caught up with Invincible season 3, so yes.
Pairing: Mark Grayson x Fem!Reader
Tags: nsfw, smut, established relationship, dating, cunnilingus, virginity loss, dry humping, creampie, scared of power use, breeding kink
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A/N: Wanna see how long Mark will be able to stay positive this time. I'm not giving him a big time window for happiness.

As if it wasn't nerve wracking that you're losing your virginities to each other, Mark also has to be mindful of his superpowers
When you say you're sure that he wouldn't hurt you he tells you the embarrassing story of him breaking sex toys because he got too into it, he felt too good
He doesn't want to hurt you, this was supposed to be about pleasure
To ease into things he wants to eat you out first
Worst case scenario he gets you off with his mouth and tongue and then jerks off
Rips your underwear off with shaky hands
Almost drools at the sight of your pussy, dripping and waiting for him
Keeps his body against the bed so he can rut wildly into it, the friction making his cock twitch with need
Mark moans as he tastes you, finally, his tongue pushed all the way inside your clenching hole
When you say his name and tangle your hands though his jet black hair to pull him closer he relaxed a little, confidant that he can at least fuck you with his tongue
One of his hands presses against your lower back and pushes you up, allowing his mouth to close around your pussy, his lips nudging your clit, his tongue licking patterns in and out of your pussyhole
Sloppy as he is he's not a quitter, he'll eat you out until you squirt on his face
His pride quickly melts away as you pull him closer and tug on his erect dick, angling him with your entrance
Mark pulls back, still not sure about this, how can he be sure he won't hurt you
If he was normal, like you, he wouldn't have these fears, of course he would still be careful but he knows there would be less need to freak out like he is currently
You don't want him to back out of this because of fear, you keep pumping your hand up and down on his cock, keeping him hard and hot in your hand
The solution you come up with is that you will ride him
He can stand still if he wants, or he can simply hold you, while standing on his knees and watching you fuck yourself stupid on his incredible cock
Mark almost comes as soon as you take him past the tip
One of his hands balances himself on the bed, the other is pressed against your hip, encouraging and soothing your nerves at the same time
If it hurts you can stop, he won't hold it against you
But oh boy did he underestimate how much you want to fuck him
As soon as he's all the way inside and you've had time to adjust to his girth you pull away, you hear him gasp as his slick cock is revealed and then you slam right back against him, his cock back in your cunt where it belongs
Mark is mesmerized, barely managing to speak full sentences, he's talking about your hot pussy, how much he loves you, how nothing has ever felt this good, how this is so much better than his wet dreams made him think it'd be
The repeated smacks of your ass against his abs drive him crazy and he smacks one of your ass cheeks, chuckling and moaning when your pussy grips him tighter
Something about how tight you are, how your velvety walls are pulling him in is driving him crazy
He gets the idea to creampie you, the need to see you swollen with his seed, the urge to have his cum dripping from your pussy, the fantasy of fucking a baby into you, the dream of having a family and being a good father
Overtaken by this desire he pushes his hips into yours when you pull away, hardly ever leaving his cock out
You feel so warm he never wants to leave, and seeing as your pussy is only getting wetter, dripping all over the sheets, you like him being inside you too
Mark cups your jaw and trails his hand down your neck, grunting out how much he loves you as he slams deep into you and floods your womb with his cum
The torrent of heat makes your body tremble, your pussy spasming around him, your hips moving faster and faster, encouraged by his words
His arms wrap around you before you can fall against the bed and he leans back, pulling you into his lap and kissing your neck and shoulder
Nothing ever felt this good, he's not sure anything ever will
Tells you how much he loves you, how much fun this was, and in the midst of your words of love and giggles neither of you notice how his hand is constantly rubbing your belly
#invincible x reader#mark grayson x reader#invincible imagine#mark grayson imagine#invincible headcanons#mark grayson headcanons#invincible smut#mark grayson smut#invincible x you#mark grayson x you#invincible x female reader#mark grayson x female reader#x female reader
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Do you think Gary Russel knows that, despite the thousands of hours he's put into this franchise, his most well known legacy is (arguably) all the fanart of teenage Theta Sigma and Koschei kissing. Do you think it keeps him up at night.
Gary Russel has got to be one of the strangest contributors to Doctor Who. Guy who has had a substantial impact on the canon of the show, while also never writing or directing a single episode. He gave us one of the worst Big Finish audios ever written, but he also gave us fucking Zagreus. He allegedly shut down the Canon Fiveainley Novel Pitch with a "death glare", but also wrote the book that's basically considered the Academy Era Thoschei Bible at this point. What a guy
#his other big legacy is of course Zagreus#and it's hard to tell which of the two has has a bigger impact on the fandom#Zagreus was ofc a massive project wirh a huge scale and a whole are building up to am epic 4 hour finale#and to this day one of the most ambitious stories Big Finish has pulled off (whether or not it was well executed is a matter of opinion)#but you don't hear people talk too much about it nowadays other than to say “man remember Zagreus? crazy shit huh”#whereas Academy Era Thoschei has had 167 fics written for it in the past year alone#plus a tag that has been pretty consistently alive since at least 2018 (when I first got into it. i know it's older than that though)#dwae has kinda enmeshed itself into the fanon in a way Zagreus simply hasn't#maybe that's just my Tumblr warped perspective though#i wonder if you did a survey of how much of the average doctor who fandom had heard of Academy Era vs Zagreus what the results would be...#also I know Divided Loyalties isn't the ONLY piece of academy era content#but Master wouldn't be published for another 4 years and Lungbarrow doesn't have Koschei in it#and Divided Loyalties is to this the only piece of canon where Theta Sigma of Lungbarrow and Koschei of Oakdown are both mentioned#GOD look at these tags. i need to touch some fucking grass#oh also Gallifrey which I still haven't listened to sorry#is Gallifrey more widely listened to that the 8das? i don't think so but I wouldn't know
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Not a gold digger
pairing: Max Verstappen x reader
summary: Fans think you only want Max's money. But as it turns out, you were wealthy before he came into your life--you just don't make it obvious.
warnings: No smut, but there's a part that makes me say MDNI.
note: So... I'm kinda back? Idk, I'll see if I'll stick around.
The toxicity of the fandom was becoming quite entertaining, really. It was the third time since you and Max had made your relationship public half a year ago that someone started an anti gold digger campaign to protect your boyfriend. They truly believed they were doing this for a greater good, and they all begged Max for his attention.
It always began after they sniffed out he had given you something expensive as a gift or took you shopping to a luxury boutique. While there were some people who tried to protect you by pointing out that maybe he enjoyed showering you with gifts, the rest didn't care about that.
You lived in a small apartment back home, you were driving a five years old Renault SUV, and no one knew what you did for a living. This was enough to enrage them and make them believe all you wanted was Max's money at the end of the day. Just think about the way she's looking at him, one of them wrote about two months ago, she's so clearly not in love with him. Poor Max, someone please save him.
Ridiculous.
“Is everything okay?” he asked when he got home and kissed the top of your head.
You were sitting in his sim rig, using the time while it was free to practice, because you wanted to play with him when you weren't here together, and he was more than happy to show you the basics. “Someone started another campaign to cancel me,” you replied casually as you got out with his help.
Even when you were standing in front of him, he didn't let go of your hand, instead he raised it to his lips to place a soft kiss on its back. “Gold digging?” You nodded with a sad look on your face, but less than five seconds later you were both laughing. “Look, I know you're having way too much fun with this, but–”
Without waiting for him to finish, you raised your hand to make him stop. “I'm not stepping out of the shadows, Max. I've been hiding for years, even fucking Forbes doesn't know my real name or face,” you told him.
Back in the old days, when Bitcoin appeared, your geeky uncle had gotten into mining and trading it. He knew the potential, so he put most of his savings into buying them, then he held onto them, and by the time he got sick years later, he knew they were valuable and would be worth a lot more in the upcoming years. In his will, he left his savings and his wallet to you, giving you the chance to use them as you wished since you had learned everything about crypto from him.
So now you had Bitcoin as well as old fashioned investments, and you had used your money to help out an up-and-coming tech company for a forty percent share, and it was later sold to a tech giant for a lot of money. But despite your wealth, you chose to stay under the radar, because you loved your small apartment, and you weren't about to trade it for some fancy penthouse.
You had met Max the year before in Las Vegas. F1 was a sport you watched with your uncle while he was still alive, and you were hell-bent on getting a VIP pass for the weekend. If you asked your boyfriend, he would say it was love at first sight, but in reality he was just annoyed by you. For a solid ten seconds, he would correct you every time you talked about it.
You agreed that you would hide in Max's apartment until this latest campaign died down, which gave you some time to spend together in peace. Every now and then you checked the tags to see how things were going, and after the silence of the past few days, today your name was trending again. Ready to have a good laugh, you opened the tag, but the most popular post gave you a minor stroke.
“Oh, fuck me,” you yelled as you launched your phone into the couch.
Max pulled the headset down to his neck as he looked over at you. “Is everything okay?” You raised your finger to your lips as if you wanted him to stay quiet, but luckily he got the message. “I'm muted. So?”
You grabbed your phone and went over to him. “They know. One of those idiots from the company I helped back in the day posted a tweet to protect me, saying that if it wasn't for me being an angel investor, they wouldn't be millionaires now,” you summarized as you gave him the device.
He scrolled through a series of tweets, and found a post from a journalist of Forbes in which he promised a proper investigative piece based on this info. He handed you the phone, then wrapped an arm around your waist. “It's okay, schatje. I know that's not what you wanted, but maybe they'll stop with the recurring hate campaign now,” he tried. “And if you’re worried about the article… Don’t be. There is nothing compromising about you. Yes, you inherited the money, but you have proven you know what to do with it.”
“Maybe you’re right,” you admitted with a sigh.
“I’m usually right. C’mere,” he said as he reached out to pull you closer, but you glanced over at the camera. Rolling his eyes, he quickly turned it off, then gave you an expectant look. “Will you hug me now? And I want a kiss too.”
With a laugh, you leaned down to wrap your arms around his neck and gave him a soft kiss. But he wanted more, his hand slowly sneaked under your shorts, his fingers running over your clothed cunt before he decided to pull your panties aside and dip a finger between your folds. You moaned into the kiss, but he pulled away a second later to lick his finger clean.
Shaking your head with a chuckle, you patted his shoulder and walked back to the couch. You could feel Max’s eyes on you the whole time, and when you looked at him again, he flashed a devilish smile at you. “I should quit the stream. Now that I had a taste, I want more,” he told you.
“I’m not going anywhere, just try to be patient.”
He looked back at the screen, then put the headset back on his head and unmuted his mic. “Sorry, I have to go. See you next time,” he told the others, then logged out. You couldn’t remember the last time he left the sim rig this fast, and only a few seconds later he was kneeling in front of you, eagerly reaching up to pull your shorts off you.

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f1gossips: Breaking news! Turns out Max Verstappen's girlfriend isn't a gold digger after all as she has her own fortune according to the investigative article published by Forbes. Will the fans apologize?
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user2: And here I was, thinking she's just a greedy airhead...
user3: Easy to be wealthy with your uncle's money.
↳ user4: Have you read the whole thing? She invested the money and helped out several startups--that later became pretty successful--as an angel investor. Yes, maybe she inherited a lot of money, but she knows what to do with it.
↳ user5: May I remind you how many F1 drivers started their careers with their families's money?
user6: Told you she wasn't a gold digger. Suck it, haters.

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maxverstappen1: If you don't buy your girlfriend gifts every once in a while, you're a bad boyfriend. I love to spoil her, it's not a crime. I love her, I'm proud of her, and you can send us as much hate as you want, it will only make us stronger.
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yourusername: I'd be perfectly fine without the gifts, I already told you.
↳ maxverstappen1: I don't care.
landonorris: You're absolutely right!
↳ maxverstappen1: You're single, how would you know?
↳ landonorris: Just FYI, I've been in relationships before.
danielricciardo: You're so disgustingly smitten with her. (I love you both.)
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You REEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLY can't just joke and/or give your opinions on a character/publicly humiliate the people who harass you and tell you to kill yourself in your own fandom, even if you give clear compliments to both things and people, without oversensitive hypocrites jumping the Chaz and assuming you've gone full Anti, huh? 💀
Oh no! I called a "Princess" I once thought was my friend "Honey" at 4:00 in the morning after she accused me of being Anti and she throws a fit and then a completely romance repulsed person I didn't even know cut in White Knighting assuming calling people Pet Names was a Scandal! 💀
Oh noes! I called a Fictional Werewolf Furry Girl: 'Little Miss Stinky Tuna"! Is The Fictional Assumed Aro/Ace and fandom dubbed 'Stinky Deer Man' going to manifest and call me an Edge Lord again? 😂
You are all lucky I didn't say "Little Miss Stinky Tuna Bum" with both the literal and figurative arse shots we were served during this episode. Wow.
I am going to miss that sad little Clawdeena Wolf Clone being the sharpest Edge Lord in Skool shitting all over the G3 Monster High Tags like that Cyborg Barbie from The Most Popular Girls just saying what every other Alumni Edge Lord was also thinking, jeez.. Who knew the full moon turned her into Rachael Tice? Hope Rachael Tice don't have Werewolf Lice, like Tuna ... 💀
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