#WHAT THE FUCK ????????

[wr0wn]

The one to reach out

[rainbowfartblaster]

JAYCES HAND CUPPING VIKTORS NECK OH MY GOD I NEED TO DIE

[bittercandyapplez]

is this real

[rainbowfartblaster]

VIKTORS HAND CARESSING SOOTHINGLY AROUJD JAYCES ARM I JUST DIED

[meansevika]

meljay + last touch

ARCANE (2021—2024)

[medufasa]

2nd is literally sbm

[pascaluna]

kimi update from mama minttu instagram story!

LOOK AT HIM OH MY GOD.

[wifegideonnav]

wait im sorry. does the new tumblr search engine include reblogs in results now??

[munnchausenzip]

@keo-k

Curtain call

[manruu]

There must be something in the air because why the fuck am I suddenly shipping Sonadow after being in the fandom for 16 years. These gay hedgehogs got me hooked dammit 😫💜

[alexandralove]

Dont be nice to me unless you want to get married

[pokeninjager-ghost-art]

late night thoughts about fucking nine sols

[internetgreatesthits]

[aipurjopa]

hholy fuck watching through the derap vod from this morning and what the fuck do you mean he just. finds a orbital shot.

also crazier part is that it was a nuke shot and since empire's could only send stab shots this implies this nuke shot was from a different orbital strike cannon. what the fuck what hte fuck what the fuck.

like that is a nuke shot?? ?? ? ? ?? ? but also it's like a weirdly small radius?? ? ? ?? ?? tbh i'm not like very versed in orbital strike cannon stuff but since it's a perfect circle it's got to be a cannon.

like obviously derap loaded the chunks where someone had sent a strike previously but like... it couldn't have been minute's since minute's physically could not send nuke shots...................... derap also thinks it's a second cannon and i also think it's a second cannon...........................

well, glad to know wemmbu's ghost is haunting lifesteal 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[xx-obliviousfantasy-xx]

[Alt text] screenshot of tags that say: #this actually kinda happened to me when i was a teenager working at dunkin' donuts #a hole rotted into the floor between the register and milk dispenser and it lead to a 12ft concrete basement #the franchise owner just threw a floor mat down and called it a day #one of the baristas stepped on it during rush and one leg went all the way through and we had to pull her out #we then had a 'suprise' health inspection and i pulled the inspector aside to tell her about the hole #and she was like 'oh i know you are the fourth person to pull me aside since i walked in' #we thought they would close the store while the construction crew fixed it but nope we had to make coffee and work around the construction #and they had to make the hole bigger to fix it #so the was less than a foot of space on each side of it so we were

always shuffling around the fucking chasm while being yelled at #bc we were being too slow (you know so we didn't fall to our deaths while dispensing the cream in your coffee) #sorry to rant it's just mind blowing that this isn't even satire to me #i had to worry about falling into the workplace pit for months

(written by @lore-gore)

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...