#oh frick wrong blog

[marenwithanm-reblogs]

No no guys you don't get it what makes ritsu and reigen's dynamic so funny is the fact that it's not equal in hatred. Ritsu blows reigen up with his mind and throws underhanded jabs at him. Reigen had met him like twice and defaults to treating him like a slightly younger mob. Ritsu hates this, reigen is increasingly bewildered as to why his infinite charm has no effect on this prickly thirteen year old. THE BULLYING IS ONE SIDED THAT'S WHY ITS FUNNY

[planetallure]

✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ fic recs

CW: these works contain explicit content intended for those 18+. make sure to read the rules of the writers before interacting.

@peterthepark : coming back to this blog made me realize when exactly i started back reading fanfic fr. the moment that was eddie mf munson, touched something in me. reign was one of my first intros that really stuck with me. it kinda blew my mind and scared me at the same time because i was like…how do i move on…what’s better than this??? brilliance. creative genius. like what more do you want from me? reign, i miss you. <3

i rec literally anything she’s written about eddie or tasm!peter parker.

@ohcaptains : i really don’t know what to tell you man. leah. is. HER. she simply does not miss. funny story: when i first started my old blog, it was ageless so i ended up getting blocked. so i pm’d her basically begging to come back home because i knew what i had lost. i’m not ashamed.

"dealers choice" - if you happened to miss the moment that was eddie munson or you miss his character or you were never really into him, this lil universe is for you. <3

"learning in public" - carmy x fem!reader. he needs it. he wants it. he has to have it. a man on his knees. enjoy.

"don't you dare fall in love" - heads up this one was discontinued and will not be continued (so don’t go harassing her about it) but the last part has an open ending so don’t let that stop you. college student/dealer!ellie x fem!reader. it’s beautiful and perfect. enjoy.

also ALL of her frank castle, abby anderson, tasm!peter parker fics. thank youuu

@inknopewetrust : this woman is a W R I T E R. the beautiful angsty things that come from her brain need to be cherished. thank you for your service.

“hoping i’ll find [a glimpse of us]” - when i tell you this shit was so fricking good!!!!!?! another piece of LITERATURE that i couldn’t believe i got to read for free on tumblr. i am such a sucker for a angsty slow burn and this still lives in me head rent free to this day. the tension had me giggling and laughing and biting my nail and crying. i need to spin back. i need to feel something!!

“secret” : now this one was a sexy forbidden romance. eddie’s our man who isn’t our man but is and oh m gee the angst in this one got me too, though it wasn’t as much. preppy!reader x eddie munson iykyk.

@etherealising : the absolute sweetest person i’ve met on here. every interaction i have with her just makes me smile. on TOP of that she’s a beautiful writer and storyteller. vee you have my heart.

“all i ever knew only you” - the best carmy x oc fic i’ve ever had the pleasure of reading on here. i’m so emotionally attached to this series, its characters and i think it has such re-readablity . the characterization is also so well done carmy x baby 4life. it’s currently discontinued but she is currently doing a rewrite and it’s going really well! in the meantime, please don’t let that stop you from reading the original while it’s still up. you won’t regret it.

“a buried and a burning flame” - vee single-handedly has me looking a richie different now. like…wait a minute :)) the bickering and banter is so fun. tension? check. spice?? check.

“flew like a moth to you” - a continuation of the one above. babyyyy!!! yes, yes, uh huh 🙂‍↕️ these two? LOVE EM. he’s officially in my heart.

@totheblood : star is so kind and super creative. she has created some of my favorite ellie williams smau’s on here.

"the hard way" - rockstar!ellie williams x ex-gf!reader smau. you guys are brought together again to solve the mystery that is the anonymous account blackmailing the two of you. mmm, nothing like the takedown of a shady mf to bring the girls together again :)

@cherriesxinthespring : another sweetheart with a beautiful mind. ik people get the characterization/true nature of ellie so wrong, but not rosie. she gets it.

“wasteland, baby!” - the wlw true enemies to lovers slow burn i’ve been dreaming of. tap in. right now.

@elliesbelle

“nobody compares to you” : a deliciously angsty slow burn second chance romance (ex!ellie x f!reader)

all the text convos for abby and ellie.

@newasskid : this blog makes me so nostalgic. THE first fic series that i read and rebloged when i started my first ff blog, came from this writer. i honestly feel it was my first time reading fanfic that wasn’t a silly little wattpad story or imagine and i was honestly gagged. i was like, “this…this is literature.” what can i say? i love good ass characterization! and this one was no exception.

“hard knock life” - like i said i was gagged with how good it was. i read the first two chapters back in 2022 and i still remember the feeling i felt reading them. this new blog i’m making is a fresh start for me and a chance for me to get back into old fandoms. will be revisiting this one soon.

@lovelettersfromluna

"one of your girls" - biker!ellie/roommate!ellie/camgirl!ellie x f!reader ALL rolled into to this ridiculously sexy little universe!! i love these two so much :’(

"compass" - vampire!ellie !!!! my new favorite thing. the way luna writes her feeding on reader ALONE is the most erotic and intimate thing. my god this was hot.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

sending all of this beautiful writers my love and respect y’all are amazing and so important. <3

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

No but full stop. if you say anything like "Gen Alpha is being raised wrong/horrible to have in class/morally fucked-up/idiotic/doomed/just really really cringe" I will unironically lose all respect for you immediately.

all this stuff about "they're illiterate", "they have no respect for parents or teachers" "screens have rotted their brains" "they just speak in weird Skibidi Toilet Gyatt Rizz Meme Language" "the screens have made them have no behavior standards or morals" "the ScReEeEeEeEnsssss"

...you sound literally exactly like our parents' generation did with us. and elder millenials'/Gen X/even really late boomer's parents' generations did with them about video games and cable tv and...regular tv

and radio

and records

and. dime novels.

and it literally just goes back like that forever

OVID talked abt this stuff in the EXACT same way

so yeah, if you say that stuff without a shred of self-awareness, then I

1) do not think you can keep your commitment to "not fuck up future generations like we were fucked up", since you're contributing to that fucking-up right now by your words and actions.

2) will assume that you have a similar shortsightedness in other issues that require you to compare your own/modern-day views and events to historical ones, and lose faith in your interpretation of everything from aesthetics and online drama to world-altering current events because of that

3) genuinely I just have nothing but disappointment in people who say these things. anyone on this site who hates "icky gen alpha things" almost definitely did the same thing themselves.

They have "Gyatt", we* had GLOMPING, Yaoi Paddles, shitty mspa twerking gifs everywhere, and "Oh My God, Look At Her Butt"

They have "Rizz" we had "YOLO SWAG" and "I made you a cookie but I eated it" and those selfies where you held your camera up too high and then looked up at it from under your bangs

They have "Skibidi Toilet" we had SO MANY THINGS. Llamas with Hats. Charlie the Unicorn. Annoying Orange. Crazy Frog. Potter Puppet Pals. Minecraft Parodies if you're younger gen z. friCKING TOBUSCUS MUSIC, that man was a PLAGUE.

They have a toxic social media culture focused on heavily edited and unachievable beauty standards, enforced popularity culture, rigid aesthetic-based social groups, harmful rumors about health & beauty, a pressure on young girls to act mature, and underlying racism/classism, all leading kids who dont have adequate guidance to, AT BEST, try beauty "products" that arent meant for kids and are usually scams. We had... literally the exact same thing except our airbrushing was on celebs and models instead of coming from filters.

*I am older Gen Z (24 y.o.) but was so fucking sheltered until ~2014, and even then... I'm going off tumblr-history blogs, yt retrospectives and "my friend said so" to understand what "we" had

TLDR STOP BULLYING GEN ALPHA

...except about "Starpatch" or "Starface" or whatever it is. yes, ik its also popular/more popular with younger gen z. yes I'm literally making a post rn to bully(lh) yall JUST as hard about it. if it were my exact age group doing this I would be bullying yall. i dont care who does it, starpatch is so fricking silly.

[the-olive-finch-da-riggz]

LISTEN. I WAS *THIS CLOSE* TO MAKING THAT JOKE ADHOIAHFUAFHUAAKJDKADJ IT'S FUNNIER HAVING SOMEONE ELSE SAY IT THOUGH

*nervously laughs and glances at the sketch I'm working on* sO ANYWAYS--

Yeah totally just a silly joke and definitely nothing more nope haha I am laughingggggg /j

i read brant grey as grant brey.

OH NOOOO BAHAHAHAHAHJAHJAHHAH

Okay but for real—this is so funny to me and now I'm probably going to have someone in the story accidentally say this spoonerism.

I mean, I already have someone mispronounce "Galeknights" for the bit so I might as well just go the whole extra mile

[bucketkizuu]

FRICK I REB,OGFED SOMETHING ON THE WRONG BLOG I NKNEW SOMETHING TLIKE THAT WOULD HAPPEN UH NOBDOY KNOWZ ITZ ME SO UHFBDJMFMM YEAH I DELELFED IT NOW OH MY GOD I NEARLY PANICKEF

[jaydangan]

Okie, okay!!! Thank you!!!

So......as you may know, I am a sucker for childhood friends to lovers trope! So me and Nikei has always been friends since childhood, and whenever something bad happened to him, I would always be there to make it better. I was the one who got him into journalism (since it was heavily implied Utsuro was the one who made Nikei discover his passion, I am the one doing it through being a supportive, cute friend :))

So we even got to go to the same high school together, and when Nikei became a famous reporter, he started to tease me and give me an interview with 'pervy questions'. which I just slapped his arm, making him playfully whimper in pain

But THEN Mikado sees us, and he starts to tease me, flirting with me, and even taunting me a bit (Yes, I hc him being a sorta 'bully' in this, sue me, I'm sorry! You see how he treats poor Iroha!). Mikado then starts to ask me 'pervy questions', which makes me flustered and frown

Nikei sees this and decides I had enough. So he starts to bark bck insults at Mikado, and even punches him for it. Lucikly (or unluckily) Shinji sees that, and breaks it up. He (reluctantly) takes Mikado away to the nurse, and I thank Nikei. He blushes and says it's nothing, but then I notice him blushing

"Nikei......what's up? I know you hate Sannoji, but I never saw you get......physical with him?"

"P-PHYSICAL?!"

"THAT CAME OUT WRONG, I'M SORRY! But.......what was that about? He's an asshole to everyone,"

"I just......don't want him to speak to you like that....."

"Nikei......"

"It's......it's nothing. Your my best friend, of course I'll stand up for you like that,"

So, he still gets in trouble and he gets sent to detention. But I (being a good friend :)) get detention myself (Yoruko is such a good actress when she complained to the teacher that I purposely spilled her drink on her ;)). His face lightens up when he sees me, and I sit down next to him

"........You know you didn't have to get detention just to see me, right?"

"You know I was faking it?!"

"Ultimate journalist. I know you like the back of my right hand. What's really up?"

"I..........I know you like me......" I say this with a squeak, like I'm not sure. Nikei blushes

"You know, huh? Well, can't be surprised. You ARE friend with the ultimate journalist,"

"You......aren't mad?"

"Mad? Nonsense. Why would I be? Just.......flustered. To be honest......I kinda thought you wouldn't be into me,"

"Huh?! Why would you think that?"

"I know I can be a bit.....much at times......"

I smile and kiss him. His eyes widen, but he kisses back. When I pull apart, OH BOY! Imagine the BLUSH on the poor boy's face

"I.......I......"

"*laughs* You good there, Yomiuri?"

"Y-Yeah.........can we do it again?"

SORRY THIS GOT LONG! You can tell I thought A LOT about it!

FIRST THINGS FIRST: I LOVE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS TROPE, LITERALLY LOVE IT!

And i love how you really seem like his best friend, like, i can see you two hanging out and making a school journal in middle school hahaha! But seriously, i can see why he hates mikado so much, like, Nikei was just joking with you right? (And you two are childhood friends so its okay to tease eachother when you know you wont make the other uncomfortable) but MIKADO!?!?111??? heck no. Nikei had every fricking right to get mad at him, BUT HOLY CRAP I DIDNT EXPECT HIM TO ACTUALLY PUNCH HIM! (Sannoji deserves it tbh) And the nurse scene ohhh- i can sew how much he cares for you! That scene was so sweet! And the detention scene, its super cute how he just confirms it right away and how he's just genuinly happy (and surprised)

AND THE KISS SCENE- LITERALLY SCREAMING HAHAHHAHAH

NIKEI GOT RED LIKE A TOMATO HAHAHHAHAHAHA AND HIM ASKING IF U CAN KISS HIM AGAIN IS SO CUTE NNNNGHHHH-

LITERALLY SHIP YOU TWO SO MUCHHHH

AND HOLY CRAP MAMA YOUR WRITING IS PEAK!!! NO SURPRISE I DECIDED TO OPEN A WRITING BLOG BECAUSE I WAS INSPIRED BY YOUR WRITING!!

LOVED THIS SCENARIO! YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SCENARIOS OR WHATEVER U WANT EVERYTIME

[redlenai]

Thank God the fricking yankees, the symbol of freedom are talking

People are dying, people are getting starved in Venezuela, kids are scared, endangered and you don't give two fucks

You are comparing situations like Palestine, Sudan and others when in all of them are victims, people suffering and more, but oh, you yankees love to be selective, segregate everthing and put it in categories because you trully need to live up to being hypocrytes

Have occured to you maybe you can do it since you're so damn privileged? You are not afraid of being murdered? A lot of people can't voice their opinions out of fear of being a target or endangernig their families

Or oh, have it occured to you certain platforms can be blocked by a countries's goverment? Or that they can take down accounts and other means of online protest?

Why Yankees are so obsessed with being the ones telling others what is wrong or right? Why are Yankees trying to mansplain people from other countries about THEIR countries and conflicts when Yankees are nothing but outsiders that act entitled and with a white savior complex?

Gringos need to realize they are the fucking Empire and not the Rebels

You guys have no arguments thus why you try to insult an artist and their art by REPOSTING IT in your little blog thinking that way you won't get the backlash for your insensitive, inhuman attitude

You can't say that at @luxvinova 's face because you are a coward, you block Venezuelans because you are a coward, you insult and tell people to suck your below average dick because you have no arguments, you block and delete comments because you know you are in the wrong and are a selective prick.

If you're going to defend Palestine or any other country worth our oh your superior attention, then don't forget about Venezuela and other countries, otherwise you're just playing favorites

see this is why i have a strong disdain for sloganeering instagram explainer activism because now people are making pro-US interventionism posts like this using the exact same language LOL

[sisters-sideblog]

Thank you so much for the tag, @thescrapwitch and @macaroonkitti !

Rules: write the latest line from WIP and tag as many people as there are words in the line. Make a new post, don’t reblog

Hyrule accepts it, tipping it up in both hands and taking slow, steady gulps until it’s gone.

Cheated a little because the actual last line was spoilers lol. Gonna cheat on this part too in an attempt to not double-tag too many people. @ultralinkyland @curiousartemis @karovie @idhren15 @kenna-writes-n-stuff @autumnalchemist @chocochipbiscuit

[iwantsomesleep]

💀

[thefanficmonster]

When You Put It Like That

Corpse Husband x Reader (Female)

Warnings: Swearing

Genre: FLUFF, Humor, RPF (Real Person Fic)

Summary: After a long time of trying to convince the angel-like Y/N to utter a single bad word, Corpse’s attempts are finally met with success but not the way he expected.

Requested by Anon. Hi hun! Thank you so much for this fluffy request, it was a ton of fun to write! I’m so sorry it’s taken me so long to complete and post it but here it finally is and if you happen to come across it and read it, I hope you enjoy the experience hehe. Love, Vy ❤

“Wait, wait, wait, what did I miss?“ I say as I hop into the Discord call and the Among Us server, running five minutes late since I got carried away reading my chat. My fans tend to do that to me - make me lose track of time and everything else. That’s why I usually try to connect to the call and game before I turn to look at my chat. Unfortunately, I forgot that bit today.

“Omg, Y/N! Put the cat ears on! It’s for the greater good, just trust me!“ Rae commands urgently. Amusingly enough, in the background, muffled a little by her voice is Corpse’s, telling me not to.

“Not that I need a reason to wear cat ears...“ I trail off, equipping the cat ears both in-game and IRL. Yes, I own a pair of cat ears, is that so surprising? “But can someone fill me in on what’s happening?“

“’Cat girls are ruining my life’ just surpassed twenty million views on YouTube, so we’re celebrating! And Mr. Popular Pants over here keeps being a party pooper, saying it’s not a big deal and refusing to put on cat ears.“

That’s when I notice that Corpse’s avatar is the only one wearing a different accessory than the rest of us. It’s this kind of tantrum-throwing-toddler that gets me laughing my butt off every single time. Add to it the witty sibling banter between him and Rae, fun for the whole family. Well, ok, not quite for the whole family with the curse words they sometimes drop left and right.

Speaking of cursing, I don’t do it. I was raised in a household where a curse word would earn me and my siblings a punishment - always different and never not creative but most importantly - always intense enough to make us regret saying a no-no word with our parents or grandparents around. That’s kind of stuck with me and I can’t really get over it. Even when I’m upset, the first thing that comes out of my mouth is that censor word YouTubers use to not get demonetized. I’ve been using those words all my life: shoot, freak, frick, crap, darn etc. - so my channel is always kept kid-friendly in that aspect.  Now with that context in mind, you’ll understand better the shock I received for this next move I made.

“Corpse, Corpse darling, listen to me. It’s not a big deal, it’s a HUGE deal. Don’t play the humble card with us, we know you too well. Allow us to be as excited as you were when you find out!“ I start off sweetly enough, “Sounds good?“

Corpse hesitates for a second, mumbling something under his breath before replying, “Ok, I guess.“

“Great!“ I clap my hands together, “Then put on the fucking cat ears!“

To say everyone in the call, especially Corpse, is stunned would be an understatement. Hell, I’m even stunned for a second or two, my eyebrows raising at my own out of character words. And, as a person who’s only cursed a countable-on-the-fingers-of-one-hand times in her life, boy did it feel freeing and relieving. Why haven’t I been doing it sooner, for fuck’s sake?!

This must be a huge success for everyone present, once again - especially for Corpse who’s been trying to get me to curse basically since the start of our friendship. He seems too shocked to even claim and flaunt his win over my willpower to keep my language clean, which I honestly appreciate.

“Well, when you put it like that...“ He finally mutters, his voice barely reaching me through the ‘oh my Gosh‘ squeals from Rae, Poki, Lily and Leslie who never thought their tries would lead to success. On the screen, I watch as his little black colored avatar equips the famous cat ears, “...How could I possibly complain?“

“Hell fucking yeah!“ I shout, clapping my hands together, “Wooo fucking hooo!“

“Ok, how the hell are we gonna stop her now? Is there a switch we can flip?“ Toast asks, faux concern in his voice.

“Shut it, Toast. I’ve worked far too hard to have her going back to being an angel!“ Corpse retorts, sending me and the rest of the players in a fit of laughter.

It’s true! He’s been working hella hard to get at least one curse word out of me, bribing me with immunity, threatening to kill me first in Among Us, offering an alliance or being my bodyguard or whatever else I could possibly fall for.

Hey, at least I didn’t get bribed into it, right?

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[haydeniwillnameher]

Alright, alright - finally starting to potentially see some followers here! This is quite encouraging.

I would like to start off by saying that I am so dang proud of myself! I haven't eaten the entire day today except for some pumpkin spice coffee with oat milk creamer this morning and then Gerber teether chews which I just had now. We ordered lunch at work today because someone new started in my office, and I only ordered a salad with no dressing. I only at the lettuce and tomatoes. This was in front of everyone too, so it made me feel so empowered and special when my friend sitting next to me said "are you not hungry today?" I wish I could've turned to her and said "I will never be hungry again," but I want to show people how different I am being proana by example, and not by words. You guys have no fricking idea how proud I am of myself for this. I will say, the urge to eat did get a little bit stronger as I was driving home; my head began to hurt, and I started to get pretty damn conscious of how hungry my tummy was. But after those Gerber teether chewy things, I am all set to go and the craving has passed.

At this point, I am pretty nervous to completely give myself over to Ana. I want to be different. I want people to worry about me. I want my old boss and Brian to see me when I am super pretty and skinny and say "hmm, I guess I was wrong about her; she really is wonderful." But at the same time, I am worried of what this mindset will do to me going forward. I don't really want to be any less than 85 pounds at this point - and boy, do we have a long way to go considering I am about 140 pounds right now....so embarrassing.

I like using this Tumblr as sort of diary, because it allows me to get all the words out that I want to that I can't really say to anyone else. It just makes me think of Ellen from "To the Bone" when she is sitting in family therapy, and whispers "tumblr" under her breath when her mom and stepmom are arguing about her blog that she had to take down. Oh....the money I'd give to look like Ellen and Emma Chota!!

Anyway, I may or may not try to go for a quick little walk/jog...it is officially cold season and it's windy and rainy.

[nagipops]

hii I love your blogs sooo much you're really talented (I just needed to say it sorry) so straight to the point, I already made 2 requests to you and I really enjoyed your writing so I would like to make another again. As I'm clueless about what to request I'll just ask for random hcs for konoha 11, idk if it's too much but if so then you can do with Neji (I love him so much), Kakashi and Naruto. Thank you in advance and sorry anything ^^

RANDOM KONOHA 11 HEADCANONS!

FEATURING: naruto, sakura, shikamaru, ino, choji, neji, rock lee, tenten, kiba, hinata, and shino

WARNINGS: mentions alcohol, drugs, food, bugs, and the tiniest nsfw mention if you get the joke. hehe

A/N: AHHHH ANONN this seriously made my day, im so so glad you enjoy my work!! 💖

NARUTO

you know how we all have “the chair”, where we throw all of our dirty clothes onto?

yeah, imagine that, but from the seat to the fricking ceiling

its just a GINORMOUS MOUND of clothes, you wonder how he even goes through that many clothes so quickly???

definitely shoves it under his bed whenever guests come over (somehow)

holds chopsticks really weirdly. but it works.

asked tenten to put his hair into space buns to mimic his sexy jutsu and went around flirting with the village

jiraiya was so proud of him T-T

comes up with the WORST pickup lines

they’re so bad, its almost charming. almost

has gone AWOL multiple times, disappearing from everywhere, just everywhere

it scared you a little, so you searched the entire village for him

you finally found him sitting on the ledge of a cliff, gazing out at the vast sea

concerned and panicked, you cried out to ask him what was wrong

he turned to you with a crestfallen, devastated look on his face and said,

“i bought shrimp ramen instead of chicken ramen.”

you’ve never searched for him after his disappearance ever again.

SAKURA

100% makes origami shurikens and chucks them at you

they are deathly precise and deathly sharp. seriously, how are these not illegal weapons yet???

writes threatening motivational notes to herself on the mirror

“u got this!” “make sure to smack naruto today!” “ino sucks!”

her backpack would always be way too high up on her back. idk why but. it would

does her hair all nice and pretty before she goes out but once she arrives to her destination SHE KEEP. TAKING. IT OUT. and redoing it over and over and over again

like it’s impossible to make eye contact with her because she’s holding a bobby pin between her teeth while braiding her hair

her guilty pleasure would be hostess treats

ding dongs are her favorite. don’t ask me how i know, i just know.

eats the yellow starbursts just to spite naruto and all her haters

loves small lap dogs, she think’s they’re so cute and cuddly

but she especially loves chihuahuas

they’re so feisty and naruto HATES them, so of course she had to go and get one for herself

dresses the poor dog up in little bonnets and jackets and ties its tiny fuzzy hairs into pigtails

she and the chihuahua are not that much unlike <3

SHIKAMARU

this man is a god at shogi but he absolutely SUCKSSSS at cup pong.

is this an ick? idk. but he is absolute trash at this game.

it gets even worse when he’s got a couple drinks in him

tries to calculate the velocity and acceleration and angle and shit but his shot is always a good two feet off BYE 😭

just mutters an “aw, shit” before awaiting his turn again

hates checkers, loves chess

“checkers is for WUSSIES” - shikamaru nara

i said this in another post, but he is Very Good at whistling

like that’s his hidden talent

can copy any tune with the perfect pitch and rhythm

speaking of, he can do really cool tricks with his tongue

like making a four leaf clover, touching the bridge of his nose with it, flipping it upside down, you name it

he has slanted, scrawled handwriting, to the point where it’s almost illegible

wbk he cheats in school SO OFTEN. but he never gets caught. he’s not stupid, he just couldn’t care less about his classes.

thinks weed and e-cigs are stupid, cigarettes are where it’s at

you just can’t replicate the feeling of taking a drag from a cig after a long, tiring day

plus he looks hella cool while doing it B)

INO

teaches the boyz™️ how to braid their hair

like they all gather in a circle around this feisty fashionista and fail attempt to braid their hair

sakura was just fuming in the sidelines

“OI, INO-PIG, THAT’S A DUTCH BRAID, NOT A FRENCH BRAID!!”

yeah, ino 🙄

the only one that can actually do it is neji because a) this man is talented af and b) he’s got the long hairrr

ino probably envies his thick, sleek hair because hE’S a bOy

also asks everyone for their blood type and zodiac signs and tells them if they’re compatible with her or not

and definitely judges you for your sign 😣

“oh, you’re a gemini? hmm, what a shame...”

makes bouquets for her favorite people and kin assigns everyone a flower

only assigns the pretty nice ones to the people she likes (sorry sakura, you’re out of luck)

one of her favorite hobbies is crafting! she’s really good with details and small things so she loves making those miniature dollhouses and stuff

also really good at watercoloring. especially painting flowers and landscapes

also i feel like she would be really good at playing any instrument because of her skilled hands

can play a badass flute solo. period.

CHOJI

would honestly rather die than get anywhere NEAR an asparagus

he just thinks they’re so gross and bitter and NOT SALTY

he always eats his yakiniku a little bit undercooked because he’s way too impatient to wait for it to cook fully. who do you think he is??

whenever he cloud gazes with shikamaru, when asked what he thinks a cloud looks like, he just says some sort of food

“oi, choji, what does that one look like to you?”

“a... yakiniku grill... with... pineapple rings on it! ooh, and a wagyu steak right there!”

he thinks pringles are an abomination to society. where’s the crisp? where’s the grease? where’s the saltiness?!!!

asks ino to teach him how to do his hair all fancy and the two of them devote an entire day learning different hairstyles

it’s his new favorite thing to do now :D

he really likes crayons!!!!

like he’ll write with them, draw with them, color with them, do everything with them

he’s even tried to eat them. he said they tasted good.

definitely had the 128 crayon pack WITH THE BUILT-IN SHARPENER, and everyone thought he was the coolest kid in town

he ate it UP, he even scored some bbq dates with the ladies

i also feel like he loves basketball, and he has a MEAN slam dunk

like his vertical isn’t that high, but the man can REACH

he loves when people laugh at him when he challenges them to a 1v1 and then proceeds to absolutely destroy them <3

NEJI

he seems like a cucumber kind of guy.

just cucumber

like i feel like he puts it in everything; soba, salads, sandwiches, his face, yeah

it’s mellow and cool, just like him!

speaking of, i feel like he lives for spa days and facials

it just lets him be alone in his little cucumber scented world for an hour or two and he gets damn clear skin from it as well

seriously he has PERFECT skin. flawless. not a single blemish. his cheeks feel like baby butts they’re so smooth.

i feel like he’d be a god at solving rubik’s cubes, don’t ask me why

like if anyone scrambled theirs on accident they would just take it to neji and he’d solve it in the blink of an eye

CAT PERSON!!! loves the little meow meows

who are we kidding, neji basically is a cat; agile, aloof, does silly things without trying to, very cute

he just feels akin to the little fuzzballs and he thinks petting cats are extremely therapeutic. good for the soul

he is a golf man. he would take his juniors golfing and everyone thinks he’s uncool. cmon neji let them go to the skate park at least T-T

also very good at karaoke, definitely surprised everyone once he got a few drinks in him since he started serenading you

LIGHTWEIGHT!!! do not get more than one shot of alcohol in him. he will go berserk.

i also feel like he’d really love photography; not taking pictures of people, but of nature

he loves taking a quiet stroll through a pretty forest and snapping pictures of all the unique flora and fauna

it’s so serene ︶ ‿ ︶

ROCK LEE

100% milly rocks everywhere

gai got in on it too once he asked what lee was doing

“is that what all the youthful cool kids do these days!”

they also dab together. a lot

DO NOT BE SEEN WITH THESE TWO!!! you are not associated with them.

definitely is the one breakdancing in the middle of the dance circle at a high school party

he’s mad skilled at it too

headspins and windmills galore

challenged naruto to a dance-off and completely OBLITERATED him

lee then asked if naruto wanted a rematch, this time with one hand tied behind lee’s back

naruto obliged, and he STILL lost

RIP naruto and his fangirls, they all scrambled to lee afterwards T-T

i feel like his favorite subject is science

not the boring physics equations and laws and theories but the fun EXPERIMENTS

definitely has singed all of his hair off one time and he went to gai blubbering to help him grow back his precious hair

but he loves experimenting with different combinations and chemicals to get different reactions each time

created a potent love potion and carried it around with him all day one day

and it was actually working

girls were flocking to him left and right, staring at his lips and his face

he was so abashed at the sudden attention

heck, it even worked on sakura

“oi, lee-san!”

“hehe, yes, sakura-san?”

her eyes shifted downwards to his lips and his heart thumped harder

“hey... lee-san?”

“what is it?”

“you have something on your lip. we’ve been trying to tell you all day but you just winked and blew kisses at us.”

legend has it lee has still not recovered to this day.

TENTEN

has THE prettiest handwriting. and she can write SUPER fast

it’s like a superpower

like she transcribed five pages of a report in less than two minutes with perfect handwriting

naruto is so jealous.

she is also super good at origami! those diligent, accurate hands aren’t just for throwing things

taught sakura how to make shurikens but does NOT endorse any violent uses of them

she can replicate all of her weapons with paper and they can actually function, it’s so cool

made paper kunai knives one day and the wholeee village wanted to get their hands on them

i feel like she’d listen to mitski. idk i just get those vibes

LOVES BIG DOGS!! especially fluffy wuffy samoyeds

like man’s best friend?? no, GIRL’S BEST FRIEND!!

hugs and cuddles and squishes all the big dogs

she thinks small dogs are spawns of satan

sakura and her have definitely quarreled over this

but at the end of the day, all dogs are adorable fur babies, so she lets it slide :,)

KIBA

kiba always looks SO GOOD in photos you take of him, candid or not

like you could just whip out a camera and snap a photo of him at any given moment and he would look perfect

you framed a picture of him yelling at akamaru for peeing inside the house

it’s pure artwork

i feel like he tries to swagger around with his hands shoved in his pockets but it fails MISERABLY and the girls are wondering if he broke his leg or something 😭

kiba just walk normally. for the love of god please just walk normally.

he tries to slump back in his chair really low but one time he slouched way too low so he slipped off of his chair and onto the ground LMFAOOOO

he just wallowed there... in shame...

also.. he LOVES when the girls put makeup on him!!

he tries to act like he hates it. but it secretly gives him so much confidence

not to mention the girls hyping him up are a huge ego boost

okay the inside of his jacket hood is the warmest. thing. EVER!!!

seriously, no wonder this dude is so happy-go-lucky all the time, he’s living in literal heaven 24/7

it’s like you’re sleeping on a cloud inside a warm, cozy bed during a cold winter morning

10/10 would recommend letting him give you his sweatshirt when you’re chillin with a hair tie ❤️

HINATA

always smells like lavender soap. always

also has the cutest pencil pouches with little puppy faces and kawaii things

oH and she has those mini yoobi highlighters, she thinks they’re so cute (and functional!)

everyone flocks to her to try them out and marvel at the cute tiny highlighters

and they try to steal them from her but she doesn’t even stop them because she’s too timid to 😭

naruto goes BALLISTIC over them

she lets him have all of them <3

tennis girl!!! tennis girl.

all of her opponents always underestimate her because she’s so timid and shy and quiet

but she has a KILLER serve

and then she takes her opponents to the slaughterhouse with a complete shutout ;)

she’s really athletic believe it or not, she can beat most of the boys in a mile run and she has incredible endurance

i feel like she really loves velvet scrunchies

she just thinks they’re so pretty and they keep her hair soft so they’re cute and functional

also takes the PRETTIEST notes!!

color codes, dividers, headers, you name it, it’s all super readable too its insane

everyone asks her for her notes, not to study but just to appreciate the pure artwork that it is ^w^

SHINO

shino is SO easy to prank

“how do you catch an eyemaster?” *cue naruto and kiba snickering*

“eyemaster bait. that is because—”

even when everyone’s laughing their asses off, he still continues to explain his answer since he does NOT GET THE JOKE

tried his hand at writing haikus

here’s his best one so far:

“Bugs are amazing. That is because they are bugs. Bugs are very nice.” - Shino Aburame

VERY proud of it, since it took him weeks to perfect

praise it, pls

had one of those ant farms and bug-catching kits as a kid

and he would fill the kit TO THE BRIM. LIKE IT WAS HEAVY BECAUSE THERE WERE SO MANY BUGS.

he loves the little chitters of the different bugs

he had jars of different bugs all lined up on a wall shelf in his room

collects silkworms off of trees and sticks them into his pockets (no i definitely did not do this as a kid...)

HELP I FEEL LIKE he would record a timelapse of his ant farm growing and upload it to youtube with a movie maker title screen that says

“my ants”

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nct dream reaction to their s/o rejecting their cuddles and kisses

request: @heartyyjeno requested “hello omg i need to check ur blog cause it looks really cute! can i get an nct dream reaction to their s/o refusing their cuddles and kisses?“ genre: fluff and a pinch of angst i guess?? warnings: none, let me know if there is a/n: thanks so much for the compliment and request! you’re too sweet! please enjoy :)

➳ mark

this kid is just hecka confused at first

like he goes to wrap his arms around your waist and you kinda just move out of his reach

and he’s like ????????

brushes it off at first

but when you move to avoid holding his hand he’s like

“well something’s clearly up”

gets kinda scared because he thinks he might have done something to piss you off or something like that

he has a very long internal battle about whether or not he should ask you about it

he feels like bringing it up might make him seem clingy

but he also just wants to make sure you’re okay

so in the end does ask about it

he asks very cautiously and hesitantly though

is just glad that he figures out why you were doing that and respects you and what you’re feeling like no matter what

➳ renjun

you’re just hanging out and when he first approaches you he tries to press a casual kiss on your cheek

lowkey offended when you reject it

but when he realizing that you’re avoiding skinship he’s just like “oh?” “what’s this?”

doesn’t actually say that out loud, but kinda just thinks “huh. that’s not normal”

doesn’t try to initiate physical contact after that

he kinda just assumes that you aren’t in the mood, maybe you had a bad day and don’t want that at the moment

he doesn’t want press it, so he mostly just leaves you be

might ask you if something’s up just in case he can help

if you brush it off he’ll continue to leave you be

but if it keeps going on after that day, he’ll get pretty concerned

because he’s not sure if you’re having a hard time and also starts to wonder if he’s done something wrong

so he approaches the subject very gently but won’t stop until you both come to an understanding :)

➳ jeno

lover boy notices right away especially if you dodge his kisses

because i mean you never avoid his kisses, for why would you

but today you did

and he’s hecka confused and also a bit of a sad boi

he’s like “why doe?”

and so he asks you after a few seconds

because he just wants to understand you

isn’t like overly direct or blunt about it

just is like “hey is everything alright, you don’t usually avoid my kisses like that

very soft and understanding

will fight anyone you made you feel sad if that’s the reason why you’re avoiding his kisses

especially if that person is himself

like he’d feel so bad if he did something that made you want to dodge his affection

you might have to cuddle him to make up for it lol

➳ haechan

he’s literally so offended

probably gets really annoyed lmao

and then he’s even more annoying and clingy than usual

i’m sorry guys; i absolutely adore hyuck but my gosh he’d be such a brat sometimes lmao

but after a while

honestly he just feels a little hurt

and he kinda just suddenly stops trying to cuddle you and goes off and just pouts

looks childish but really just feels bad because he thinks he may have over done it judging by the irritated look on your face

sucks up his pride and after a while goes and apologizes to you because he’s really just a big sweetie

is really glad to hear your explanation

even more glad to hear it wasn’t him in the first place that made you do that in the first place

is ecstatic if you let him cuddle you for the rest of the day

➳ jaemin

honestly at first he wasn’t too worried about it

only because sometimes he’s just so clingy that you’ve rejected his affection before

he’s a little pouty still

but then he gets big time worried because you keep rejecting him over and over again

and he’s worried for his baby cuz you’ve never acted like this before

he’s also a little bit worried that he’s been/is being too overbearing

overall just wants to make sure his baby is okay

so he asks you about it very gently

and makes sure to talk it out so that you both understand each other

asks you sweetly if he can kiss you

because gosh he just wants to love you and we all know his love language is through physical affection

and of course you say yes because who could say no

(also he’s giving you puppy eyes and he looks like he might die if he can’t kiss you right then and there)

➳ chenle

chenle absolutely loves hugging you

he’s not a suuuuper cuddly guy in the first place

but like i said he just loves big playful hugs

and so he’s a poor little sad (and very confused) boi who can’t figure out why you just rejected his hug

he just wants to give you a big squeeze and see you smile in they way you do every time he hugs you

but instead you pulled his arms off of you and he’s so sad

like please protecc him

he gets pretty pouty

and honestly isn’t too sure how to deal with it

like he doesn’t know how or if he should bring it up to you

so he hesitantly asks why you didn’t want him to hug you

is very relieved when he finally understands where you’re coming from

but he doesn’t initiate contact until you do

the baby is just beyond happy when you hug him tightly

i think he melted btw

➳ jisung

is absolutely terrified

definitely notices right away

especially because he doesn’t go for kisses or cuddles super often

so when you reject his adorable sweet kiss to your cheek (how could you omg)

he really just malfunctions and doesn’t know what the frick to do

or why the frick you did that

again, he’s just mortified because he’s absolutely positive that he did something terribly wrong

so he starts to avoid you because he doesn’t want to do anything else wrong (i’m sobbing leave me alone please protect him)

and so you’re like ???

why is he doing this??

and so you end up being the one who asks him why he’s avoiding you and sulking in the corner

and he’s like ?? “why were yOU avoiding me?? didn’t i do something awful??”

and you’re like “oH no no no, i’m sorry love” and you explain it to him and then you have to cuddle him for the rest of the day to make it up

[voidsteffy]

Don't go around hating on a GROWN ADULT WOMAN for having sex. it is 2022! we need to stop SLUT SHAMING women for their sexuality! we don't know how old Park is and he is NOT her boss or her teacher! Nace is endgame anyway, let NANCY HAVE HER FUN!

Ah the infamous anon I have no obligation to respond to, but will anyway because this is so on the wrong track that it's hilarious.

Okay, first of all

Loga Landau made it clear from the starting that Nancy was a sexually active young adult (this in interview panel) and the viewers took it in stride because the writers have given the characters (especially women) their agency. We admire seeing a sexually strong and realistic female on tv for once without overly fetishizing her or making her clingy/needy. So not one of us— and I mean me and my pals at the Have A Nace Day and The Clue Crew servers— whether we like Nark/Park or not, is in the least slut-shaming Nancy for acting like a fucking human being.

[ If anyone is shaming anyone (real or fictional) for having sexual agency, then we're going to have some tough words with them. ]

Second of all

I would like to allude to this post which was posted at 7:09 pm IST on October 16th, 2021.

(Key points↴)

So it is Park I don't trust, because a man of Park's professional status and maturity is meant to be quite old (he certainly ain't a teen).

Nancy and Owen was a ship that bupkissed the bottom of the bathtub (pun intended) mainly because Owen was older than Nancy, not only in physical age but also in terms of all he's experienced, the power he held business and contact-wise and the level of maturity in his thoughts.

Same thing here, but Park's expertise and opinions bleed into their professional setting. There is a chasm in the dynamics and the fact that he is an official (no matter that he isn't her boss) spins the relationship into a very different light.

Our very own George fricking Fan started out as a broken young woman who found validation in a quite older (mature) married man aka pre-reformation Ryan Hudson. She of all people, knows how taxing and wrong a relationship between a young woman and a more powerful man is. We didn't like the fact that George was all smirky and "oh now you have two options so not fair Drew" about Park and Ace.

How many times do we have to say it? Park holds more power in this relationship because he is, technically, who Nancy has to report to/share with (as a detective, not a Community Liaison) for her cases.

The sense of validation Nancy wants to seek when with Park makes it an unequal dynamic, a bad one because Nancy - the usual powerholder - doesn't hold the majority with Park.

When Nancy slept with Gil, we had a problem not with her having sex but with the fact that she was sleeping with a douchebag who brought no good to her life. Our reaction was the reaction of a friend concerned for Nancy's well-being, not an orthodox monster hating her for having sex at all.

Third of all

If the endearing misunderstanding anon here doesn't follow my blog and my rants, then here is another reblog on my dash with my own thoughts and another post by my babe @bess-turani-marvin on why Park is sus as hell and he's not really the dynamic we're looking for right now. It was rushed, wrongly romanticized and made into a fairytale spin when what we looked for was some sort of conflict or reminder from Park's side. The fact that he didn't pull away for long from Nancy (unlike darling Tamura) indicates either our suspicions coming true or that he's being that kind of person.

If you like Park as a character, then good for you, you picked a good character to dream about. I am not dissuading anyone from liking Park (people do like suspenseful/grey characters). The purpose of answering this anon was to show y'all something that is necessary to be shown.

Listen, Agent Nelson Park is hot. We ain't blind, we see very well and appreciate that staring at his chin that can solve most of our problems. But he is sus, he holds more power in the relationship, he makes Nancy crave more of that validation that he readily supplies for some reason.

Thank you for giving me this opportunity anon. We've all been through a lot with the last episode and having your ask cleared multiple times in different words, from different users and in different ways must have been quite the ride.

Here, take a lollipop.

Toodles and have a nace day.

[king-of-a-kingless-world]

frick i rebloged on the wrong blog. this side blog shit getting confusing. oh well. deal.

HI LOSER

HI LEON :DDDDDD

[pawnshopsouls]

//OH FRICK I THINK I SENT AN ASK TO THE WRONG BLOG

//GOSH DANG IT