#oh boy-

[hes-a-rat-whisperer]

"not all that glitters is gold.."

(little prince AU part 2)

RP with my wonderful lovey dovey @surprise-sausage-party >//u//< <3

It's been many months since Ceb's fertilization commenced and his pregnancy began.

nine months to be exact..

the baby would come any day..any second..any moment..

throughout the whole pregnancy, the knights were treating the shorter man almost like royalty. anything he wanted, he would get, no matter what it was.

the 2nd in command would even spend time with him if he felt emotionally a bit too vulnerable to be alone. he would talk to him, lift up his spirits and assure him that everything will be just fine..

however..

this past week..the knights were noticably more..irritated.

they would run around at night, their armor rustling loud enough for Ceb to hear, as they argued and discussed the proceedings.

the way they were talking..it was so strange..

it almost seemed as if Ceb's baby being born was their number one priority in life.

...

during what felt like Ceb's last checkup, Skullivan hummed a tune as he magically read the baby's vital signs.

the skeleton's excitement and giddiness was contagious!

"your baby will be here any moment!" he exclaimed happily. "if fact, I think it would be best if you stay here for a little while! from what I'm seeing, you could be going into labor any moment and it would be most convenient if I was around for it!" he laughed, his jaw clattering.

[stories-of-the-multiverse]

Oh look, Pico’s cooking pancakes. At eight PM. With chocolate chips. And strawberries. And blueberries. And bananas-

Okay. Boy.

You have munchies-

[bxnnie-bxwl]

may have another crazy goofy idea… loving afton!bonnie…,,but what if Bonnie but being infected by the glitchtrap virus… so it’s Bonnie but evil…..

[wishtale-blogs]

I’m totally not drawing Dawko-

Definitely not

I would never😅

[myboxofcookies]

Dark Forest Cookie stuff

I should try to introduce more ocs instead of only discord for god’s sake- Ok, here’s the first OC, Dark Forest Cookie’s old description: "Dark Cacao and Black Forest had another son after Dark Choco, who is named Dark Forest Cookie (placeholder name for later) and was supposed to be the next heir to the throne after Dark Choco's banishment, but he suddenly "disappeared" after having a fight with his dad about Caramel Arrow's undeserved banishment. He resides in the village his mother was from and teaches others how to defend themselves if their king couldn't. Probably has his brother's old sword or a different sword similar in design.” One of his first drafts:

vs. Current Design

I happened to also made him a wife and become a dad to a few kids because why not? Overtime I developed him more with other people on discord and is probably one of my most well-known ocs there. Current description “In the mountainous range of the White Dragon village lived one of the strongest guardsmen whose blade could cut through many beasts like wood. Dark Forest Cookie first came into the village as a lone stranger in unknown territory, but now has made his mark on the land he calls home and swore that he would protect all that are dear to him, including his family. His past before the village is a mystery to many, with him swearing that the past doesn't make a Cookie but rather their own actions in the present. But... has anyone noticed that he has an odd resemblance to the king...?” More info but summed into trivia: - Dark Forest is definitely traumatized and held some grudges, but he is actively making the best for the family he has now. - Out of his family members, he does admit to missing Dark Choco as they did get along well before the curse.

- He met his wife, Choco Fudge Cookie, some time after escaping the citadel into Black Forest’s old home village. Although he was a little nervous around everyone due to his status, Choco Fudge was easy to talk to and eventually got together before having 3 children. (And a 4th kid a year after the Dark Cacao chapter) - His kids (in order) are Dark Fudge Cookie and Dark Ganache Cookie, who are twins, and Milk Choco Cookie. - Milk Choco also happens to be the same kid that Affogato shooed away at the gates.

[incorrect-snkquotes]

Shizuka: I usually find cute when kids minspronunce words, but my 3 y/o Kyo wanted porn flakes for breakfast

[witchfirst]

"Good girl~"

emilija knows she's playing a dangerous game by entertaining klaus' most sought after enemy, but she also understands a woman who did not ask to be put in the position she was. men often had the habit of blaming their own failures on a woman, to let them bear the burden of the parts of history that most people would rather forget: they had to remember in honour of those who were no longer around to hold that strength. emilija lets out a shaky breath of anticipation, sitting herself down coyly onto katherine's lap as the vampire's finger brushes against her lip. she knows how wrong it is to be in the arms of a woman who is terrified of the man she's been with for centuries, but it feels so right as the words fall from the doppelganger's lips. "you want me to be good for you, hm? i bet you'd like that."

[modgirlyreposts-revamped]

Hi I might start ranting about Sonadow in your inbox because I am definitely mentally stable about them right now (started writing the most gut wrenchingly emotional and devastating fic about them) soo sorry in advance ig

OOP well-

[cornpapers]

[jabberwick]

Human Bill Cipher

(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)

And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.

[lesbianshepard]

[local-soda-can]

i don’t want to grow up i don’t want to just yet

there’s so many things i have yet to do, and they scare me

what if the future goes wrong? what if it’s not what i had in mind as a kid? what if the future never gets here?

i feel really selfish and guilty, i don’t want to feel this way

i’m sorry i’m not mature enough for my age, im sorry i’m not the perfect kid you wanted, i’m sorry i’m not a good enough partner, i’m sorry that i’m not good enough

i just want to stop time, just have everything stop and let me enjoy the rest of my life without actually growing up

i’m scared of what the future holds, i’m scared of what will happen, why am i so scared?

i hate being like this, people my age are supposed to be ready for the future

why cant i ever be normal? why cant i just be like normal people?

why am i such a childish person? why am i so immature? i still sleep with plushies for gods sake

what will my life be like in a year? in ten, twenty years? am i still going to be sleeping with stuffed animals and acting immature

what if things don’t turn out good? what if everything just goes to shit?

i shouldn’t think like this, especially not before my birthday

birthdays are supposed to be fun and amazing, not scary or sad or anything like that

i don’t want to grow up, please just let me stay like this

i’m sorry to my parents, for not being the perfect kid you wanted and especially sorry to my mom, for making you mad when i don’t mean to

im sorry to my brother, for not really being the best older sibling, even if you don’t treat me that nicely, i still try to be nice to you

i’m sorry to my friends, past and present, for not being the greatest friend you’ve met, there’s so many things i wish to do, but i’m sorry for not being a good friend

i’m sorry to my partners, for not being what you wanted, i know there’s other people out there who are more your type and are what you want, i’m sorry i can’t be those people

and im sorry to my younger self, for being so angry and upset at myself, i don’t mean to get mad at you, i don’t like being mean to myself, i wish you all the best

….cant wait for tomorrow, when i turn another year older

[pocket-dragon]

POV you ate shit during the family drama hour and your adopted peepaw needed your dogs help finding the Temple

[pangur-and-grim]

Belphie looks so handsome today

[hansoeii]

this one's for you, edwin paine

[emotional-piece-of-meat]

"Bruce loves his children to infinity but sucks at communication" gotta be one of my favourite tropes.

What Bruce means: I miss you so much it hurts, you are a great hero, and I'm really glad that you still consider me as part of your life and share your thoughts with me.

What Bruce does: hums meaningfully in response to Dick's story.

What Bruce means: I'm sorry about everything that happened between us, I still love you and want to fix our relationship, I'm incredibly grateful that you don't avoid me.

What Bruce does: nods at Jason when sees him on the patrol.

What Bruce means: I deeply care about you, you are truly important to me, I worry about your health and I don't want you to repeat my mistakes, neglecting yourself for the sake of a mission.

What Bruce does: gives Tim a snack without any explanation.

What Bruce means: I'm very proud that, despite everything you were taught, you choose to be a good person and help people, you have a kind soul, and it's an honour to me to call you my son.

What Bruce does: gives Damian an intensive head pat.

Should I say that Cassie is a blessing?

They stare at each other's soul for a solid five minutes and it's basically a full ass conversation.