#oh and saliva

[youreyesaremyfavoritecolor]

am i making you feel sick?

the food in my mouth once sweet is now bitter. i feel the shame creeping up my throat ready to burst. tears are in my eyes while i try to stomach another bite. i know i should eat, i know, but why does it have to be so fucking hard? the saliva in my mouth threatening to mix with bile as the seconds turn to minutes. i swallow the bite through a tense throat, feel the calories immediately sink in to my flesh. i feel disgusting.

[itscherryterry-again]

rare and sweet as cherry wine

[hollownest-whore]

I also like to think Tiso is really meticulous about cleaning and grooming, remnants of ant instincts.

THIS! but like in a VERY SPECIFIC WAY!? Tiso, while he is cleanly and takes time to care for himself and others, he uses his mouth. Which I mean, normal bug behaviour but in hallownest with how culture and society evolved I'm pretty sure if someone finished dinner by licking their fingers or silverware everyone would stare. Of course nowadays nobody really has time to care, certainly not Hornet or the void twins but I think Quirrel is like ahaha greaaat! ^^ and cleans everyone's dishes with water and tells them to wash their hands lol

[ef-1]

girlhood

[hazelovs]

I just watched a full 3 minute video of lesbians sloopy kissing eachother and fuckin their tounge like it's their pussies

I'm.horny

Fyi go watch it, it's on YouTube, it's random just go watch any sloopy kissing videos lol

[yoursistheonlyocean]

Currently watching AM Austin City Limits 2018 gig and really struggling to breathe. Sweaty buzz cut Alex with beard does unimaginable things to me

[x-heesy]

𝙳𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚜𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝙱𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚣

𝙶𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚒𝚌 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠

𝙸’𝚖 𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸’𝚖 𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗

‚𝚃𝚒𝚕 𝚗𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚏𝚝, 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚢, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚙

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚗, 𝙸’𝚖 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸’𝚖 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝙸 𝚐𝚘 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚗𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚕 𝚖𝚢 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕

𝙷𝚎 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚕, 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚢 𝚖𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚍𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕

𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗’𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛

𝙶𝚘𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍

𝙽𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎

𝙸’𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍

𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛

𝚂𝚘 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍

𝚂𝚘 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝

𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚍-𝚍𝚊𝚖𝚗 𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍

𝚂𝚖𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚙𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚋𝚎𝚍

𝚁𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚉𝚎𝚍, 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚆𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚏𝚝

𝙾𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚊 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚞𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚍-𝚍𝚊𝚖𝚗 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚐𝚎, 𝙸’𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚎

𝙰𝚢, 𝚢𝚘, 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔

𝙸’𝚖 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝

𝙱𝚘𝚢, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑!

𝙱𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚢𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍

𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎

𝙸’𝚖𝚊 𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚕

𝚆𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚔 𝚞𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍

𝙸 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚒𝚐 𝚑𝚘𝚎𝚜, 𝚗𝚘 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚖𝚘𝚔𝚎

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚙𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚡 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚜

𝚃𝚘𝚘 𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚔, 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚕

𝙳𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚎, 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘 ‚𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝙸 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚖

𝙸 𝚗𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛, 𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛

𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚎 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚢 𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚋 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸

𝙰𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚢

𝚂𝚘𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚙 𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗 ‚𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎

𝙵𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝙸’𝚖 ‚𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎

𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚢’𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚙𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸’𝚖 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚊𝚟𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝, 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚢𝚙𝚜𝚎

𝚂𝚘 𝙸 𝚋𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢

𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚢 𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚋 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚛𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚜𝚘𝚊𝚔 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑, 𝚞𝚑

𝙺𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛, 𝙸 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚒𝚝

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚎𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝙸’𝚖 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑, 𝙸’𝚖 𝚊𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚌

𝙸 𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚞𝚙 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝚣𝚎𝚍

𝙸 𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍

𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚗𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚎, 𝚗𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚑, 𝚗𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚎

𝙸’𝚖𝚊 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸’𝚖𝚊 𝚐𝚘 𝙲𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚒𝚗

𝙸’𝚖𝚊 𝚣𝚒𝚙 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚣𝚒𝚙 𝚒𝚝 ‚𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝

𝙸 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸’𝚖𝚊 𝚌𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚟𝚎𝚒𝚗, 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚑, 𝚞𝚑

𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝

𝚆𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝

187, 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚒𝚗’𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚞𝚜 𝚢𝚎𝚝, 𝚠𝚎 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚌𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎

𝙽𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢, 𝚠𝚎 𝚙𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚜

𝚂𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚞𝚊𝚕, 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝙸 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖

𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝙸 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚢, 𝚞𝚑

𝙶𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚂𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚊 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚢 ☠️

@len0r @bethanythestrange @bigbonzo @seanisnothing

[sanjiaftersex]

anyone wanna get married but as like platonic buddies, we'll act like a couple in public and attend dinners and deal with the families but when we get home it's just chilling and helping e/o cope with the stress of life, and pizza and jokes and more pizza minus the emotional rollercoaster and complexes that come with romantic love

[ainawgsd]

Husband went to the doctor for allergy testing today.

He's allergic to dogs

[fancycat-thesilvertux]

I’d like to remind the TMNT fandom that the multiverse is a thing in the TMNT series - looking at you, 2003 - so, what about where after the movie and Mikey created that portal between dimensions to save Leo, there’s a weakness in the realms, tears forming in the turtles’ dimension that are small enough to not really worry about anyone falling in, but it’s what comes out that is the problem.

Because what comes out is a green puppy that can walk through walls, turn invisible, grow into a large hellhound-looking dog, and likes to leave everybody he licks in green slime-like goo. At least he’s taken a liking to Leo! Makes it easier to coral the little dog in the meantime until the Hamato clan has some idea of what to do with him.

On the flip side of things, Ghost King Danny really wants to know where Cujo got to since he hadn’t seen the ghost dog for a while and is starting to worry. Especially when he can sense new rips in the Infinite Realms that lead to somewhere he hasn’t explored yet.

[bluebblurry]

Somethingg something vexes have long tongues and sharp teeth :)

[not-poignant]

Daily excerpt from today's writing, chapter 39 of Underline the Black:

'Of course. So what have you been looking up?' Gary said. 'Alternate methods to help Efnisien get through future heats,' Temsen said. 'I've inadvertently stumbled across a very interesting paper out of India, that's a case study on a family of omegas who have deformed lare glands. Corrupted heats were painful and common in the family, however, the active consumption of alpha pheromones assisted them and ameliorated the cramps. One omega discovered it once partnered off into an arranged marriage with a very compassionate alpha, who discovered that the ingestion of semen but also saliva, was stabilising. She passed that information back to the family, who could then organise to ingest saliva from cooperating parties, which stabilised all of them. It seems obvious in retrospect. It's possible it hasn't been documented as formally because we know painful heats will ease with lare body stimulation anyway.' 'Saliva...' Gary said. 'Kissing?'  'That's the most obvious form,' Temsen said, 'but in lieu of that, I think even putting some into his food or drink might help. I don't think it's worth doing until he goes into heat again, because it's...well, it might be hard to talk him into it.'

[deadm0ss]

day 4 give it up for day fourrrrrr

[binch-i-might-be]

rat owners who make their rats and cats (prey and predator animals btw!) interact and let their cats LICK THE RATS should be publicly executed

[leyyvi]

Dude idk what it is about Levi being obsessed with anal that just gets me so fjsjdjfjfjdjsjsjfigjdjsjdjfjfkwjsjfjfjdjsjfifjsjdnf

ISTG writing two separate Levi fics with smut is just not healthy for mEEEEEEEEE

[serethereal]

my nightmares are always like oh no! my toothbrush is dirty… and other such horrors