#oh and Bojan’s confusion

[leopardom]

reminiscing jo @ tavastia continues so here’s this cha cha chaotic performance in case anyone had forgotten how it went 🥲

20/09/23 - Helsinki, FI (mine)

[frikatilhi]

I'm a little confused, why do the fandom's Finns call Bojan's lace shirt a "revenge shirt" (or at least I think that's the translation)? 😅

Oh dear lord 😭 It's literally "revenge lace" and, um

I think it originated on vauva or kaksplus (lurkers from there can confirm *waves*)? I have no idea how it first came to be but I've assumed it was some kind of joke about Bojan wearing that shirt as a revenge for Jere's shenanigans with other men, or something? Jere was slutting it up with a guy or two or three, and Bojan wore that on a gig right after?

And then it appeared in Tavastia and later in Jere's laundry, so that's how history became legend, and legend became myth...

[hotcat37]

Oh now I really wanna see a fic by you about these multiple jealous Bojans and one very confused Jere (or the other way around...)

stopp it'd be so funny too Jere wakes up one day and there's like 4 or 5 Bojans all fighting for his attention while he's equally enamored and horrified 😭😭 No one knows how to fix it and every Bojan tries to seduce Jere in their own way while Jere is just super amused the entire time.... Then they go to sleep all huddled together and the next morning everything is back to normal 😋

Sounds fun tbh I might write something about it sometime but if any other fic writers wanna have a go at this feel free to do so 👀

[mint-ty]

A possible prompt for you: Bojere, rain, and pining. :)

thank you! 🥰 (I might have made myself almost cry with this one lol)

Bojan went out to get some fresh air. Bowling with Jere and all of their friends was incredibly fun, but the dark bowling alley with low ceilings started feeling a bit too claustrophobic. Bojan waited so much to come to Finland, it almost felt melancholic now that he was here. He was in a weird mood.

Standing outside he looked around - it was dark outiside too, with that cold winter rain drizzling in every direction despite it already being spring.

"Here you are!" Jere stepped through the outside door to find Bojan. "Not cold? I hate this rain." Jere shivered.

"I thought you're used to it?" Bojan asked with a friendly dig.

"Used yes, but I still hate it. I am used to many things. What can you do."

Bojan smiled at him and shuffled a bit to the side so Jere would also have space by the wall under a small roof. He felt a wash of gratitude for everything that Jere did for him, for all the care and all the love that he received. Even if it was a friendly or brotherly love, it was love nonetheless and Bojan will always treasure it no matter what happens in the future.

Jere took out the snus box and picked the last packet out, stuffing it under his lip. The same box they just filmed the proposal skit.

"Can I have it?" Bojan reached out with his open hand.

"Why? It's empty." Jere looked confused at Bojan. "I can get you something nicer."

"I know. But I'd like this one."

Jere placed the snus box into Bojan's hand, still looking at his face with curiosity and slight worry. Bojan had to chucle at that. Empty like my dreams.

"Why you smile?"

"Oh," Bojan was turning the box around in his hand. "Just wondering what I can put in it."

Their joke that there should be a wedding ring inside hung heavily in the air without either of them saying it out loud.

"Anything you want." Jere was looking directly at Bojan with his blue unblinking eyes.

"It's too small... Not much can fit in." Like our time together.

"How you know it don't fit if you don't try? If you don't ask?"

Jere was still looking at Bojan with the same intensity that made him want to turn his eyes away. Was this still about the snus box?

"So you mean... I can ask? For anything?..."

Jere smiled with that mischevious smirk where his snaggletooth was most visible. "Yea. When it's empty, anything is possible, right? But you gotta ask."

Suddenly Bojan didn't feel so brave anymore when presented with the possibility of anything and everything. He turned the box around in his hand again, opening the lid, checking that it's really empty. "Can I... keep it?"

"It's yours." Jere sounded so sure and confident.

I just need to ask... Bojan repeated to himself. He just had to be brave. It didn't sound like he'd be risking everything, right?

[itskrejsaitsparty]

!!! Gig Report Leipzig !!!

- Queue was very chill. We arrived at 4pm-ish and were 18 & 19 EA, so all good. While we were waiting for the doors to open Jan walked by, staring at his phone in confusion and vanishing behind a building. We were all a little worried if he was gonna find back to the venue ngl

- Met so many amazing people!!!! Everyone was so so so sweet and respectful oh my god I love you guys so much

- EA was so cute. Bojan explained the sound system to us. Kris walked out like a member of the royalty holding a tiny cup. The played ASTP & uhhhhh Omameljeno telo I think (?) blacked out a little there

EDIT: It was ASTP & Proti toku! thanks @mogoce-nocoj <3333

- Kris and Jure vanished immediately after, Jan, Nace & Bojan came down and took a few photos and gave a few autographs!!

- Sector5 & JC Stewart were really fun!!!

- I think from second one everybody in the room knew it was gonna be an amazing concert. The energy from the crowd (although NOT sold out, half of the room was empty basically) was INSANE and I think they really caught onto that.

- The mesh shirt was back

- Jure Eyeliner???? + THE sweater??

- Nace played a bass solo……the man is insanely talented…fr I was fucking changed

- Someone from the crowd shouted „Can you play *this song*?“ (didn’t catch what they said) and Bojan was like. „No. (Pause) Can you play rugby????…….just wanted to know.“ He is so silly istg. And really knows how to deal with comments lol

- Vse Kar Vem changed my life watered my crops etc. as always

- Bojan took a BIG walk around the audience during UM and let a lot of people sing. Jumped back out onto the stage right next to us. Ahhhhh. What the fuck

- During Metulji, Bojan propped up a painting of himself on Jan's piano to get Jan „in the mood“. Jan gave it a little kiss. During the first verse (?) the painting fell down with like. Perfect comedic timing. Bojan put it back up again and acted super heartbroken but then he could NOT stop giggling and neither could the crowd. It was so fucking funny

- Afterwards we got some pictures with the boys and talked. Jan Nace & Jure took their time, Bojan is getting sick again I think (no one is surprised) and really wanted to sleep and Kris went straight into the bus

- Oh yeah and Damon Baker was also there and spilled some tea hahahahah. An icon. Bless him

[theraggedygirl11]

I came here to post something about one of my fics and this is how I was greeted

My first thought was "oh, yeah, ok, Mr. Worldwide because he speaks a lot of languages"

BOI WAS I WRONG

Then I opened the joker out tag and BOOM

✨Bojan in New York✨

My reaction was exactly this one👇🏻

Confusion at first, then I ran to IG to check his profile

Bro can spawn anywhere in the world

[hazzybat]

46 for bokris for the kiss prompts please?

Out of jealousy or envy

Tbh this just turned into Bojan been possessive over Kris. I think it still fits the prompt though. Technically. Hopefully you enjoy it!

Bojan's eyes scanned the crowd as he saw another sign help up for them to see. Something about Kris’s ass and how much the person wanted it. He heard a laugh next to him as Kris read it, turning around and wiggling his hips playfully. Bojan tried to laugh with him, walking over to smack the round cheeks. He grinned at the crowd's cheers and whoops and the redness now colouring Kris’s face.

Off stage the band had a short interview, some fluff piece on their success and upcoming gigs. The interviewer was an attractive woman, young, confident and quite tall.

"So Kris, I saw a few signs out in the crowd flirting with you, do any of them have a chance?" The question was harmless really but an ugly feeling churned in Bojan's guts. Kris laughed her off.

"I mean I'd need to get to know them first, have a drink or something. I'm not going off a sign."

"Oh well in that case, I'm free after this, want to head out to the bar after?" The interviewer flirted back effortlessly, Kris laughing along and jokingly slinging his arm around her shoulders. The woman played it up to the camera before walking out of frame, Kris still draped across her.

It was fine. It was just a joke. Harmless flirting for the camera, something to get eyes on them. It didn't make Bojan feel much better though, a possessive voice screaming in his head that Kris was his and his alone.

It didn't help when the boys did go to the bar to get a closing drink the interviewer tagged along. Bojan couldn't fault her for the way she watched Kris, the way her hand touched his arm as Kris chatted and sipped his beer. Bojan would do the same if he could. He didn't like it though when she lent on him, her head resting on his shoulder, her lips far too close to his ear as she told him some hilarious story he laughed much too hard at.

Bojan stood up and grabbed Kris’s arm, dragging him away from the very confused looking interviewer. He pulled him away until he found a deserted hallway, not especially caring if they were caught but wanting some privacy.

He pinned Kris to the wall and kissed him. Hard and possessive and harsh.

"No one else gets to kiss you like I do," Bojan practically growled against Kris’s lips. "No one can touch you like I can," another kiss

"No one gets to see you like I can." Kiss.

"You're mine." Kiss.

"Mine." Kiss.

"All mine."

Kris was panting and moaning slightly, chasing Bojan's lips when he pulled back.

"I don't want them to. I'm all yours," he kissed back just as hard, running his fingers through Bojan's hair.

"I don't like seeing them flirt with you." Bojan pressed his body against Kris’s.

"You are pretty hot when you're jealouse though." Kris managed to chuckle before moaning as Bojan attacked his neck.

"Tonight, my place, I'm going to wreck you." Was all Bojan responded before pulling away and walking back to the group, leaving a slightly breathless Kris, slumped against the wall, a small hickey forming just under his jaw.

[vikersund]

Hi! I hope this post won't flop </3

first of all I wanted to finally reveal myself on this platform - many of you know me as Himbeertee_ on tiktok and twitter, Hello! Yes, I'm also here :P

I felt like last few days were like a fever dream - so I decided to write a summary/recap of my journey to Stozice.

It was not my first Joker Out show, last month I was in Żalec and both times I traveled by train and bus, so if anyone wonders how to get to Slovenia from Poland - the cheapest way is by Flixbus, but the fastest is by plane. I spent 5 hours in train and 11 hours in bus and it was only one way ride.

Me and my friend arrived at the arena around 4pm and we were 24/25 in the queue and we ended up at barricade in front of Kris, thanks to long catwalk and very long barricade. (I wanted to be at Kris' side, because duuuh i'm a Kris girlie).

If it comes to new merch - there were new winter beanies, new shirts, hoodies, socks, UM and Demoni CD's, condoms, new notebook (juhuhu hahaha), new tote bags and if you ask me... well.. those shirts didn't look good at least for me, but the rest of it was fine. I bought baby boos socks, because (to the unpopular opinion) I love the name xD

If it comes to the show alone, I will try to describe few songs. As you might have seen on twitter I managed to get the setlist (which was leaked at least day before - and unfortunately i saw some of it so I didnt experience the surprise).

The live-from-backstage intro was so cool, like I had chills, the screen was turning from the backstage to black screen or to joker out sign with the music that made your heart beat to it, it definitely built an atmosphere, we saw Jo getting ready to rock the stage, Kris leading the 5 of them to the stage from backstage, then they finally came from behind drums, which was such a cool entrance!

First song was Sunny Side of London - and now I understand that they picked it as an opener because of the "welcome" at the beginning, but when I first heard it i was kinda sceptical why is this the first song. People from the brass band joined them for the iconic balcan solo (dare I say - Kris outwhored himself during the solo).

Then we screamed for the record and we beat it, but honestly I think that the result should be higher, but because it was such an open space, the device didnt gather the sound as good as in smaller venues.

Then gola and bele sanje - honestly don't remember much of it because I was enjoying myself, maybe a little too much, but the guitar transition from bele sanje to plastika was sooooo good.

Plastika oh plastika! This song is made for concerts, everyone were screaming their lungs off and Bojan was everywhere, including the cat walk.

Proti toku - what can I say other than justice for Proti Toku! Like i dont understand why they abandoned this song at the shows...

As you already know I was at Kris' side and I had the best view on him, let me tell you. This man didn't hold back during dopamin, his moves were electric and there should be another twitter account "Kris shuffles to:"

Padam - Bojan sang the song laying on the catwalk for the entire length of the song and for a moment I was so confused where he went, because I didn't see him at first.

Then after Padam we had a small break, that included screenings of pre-eurovision clips from their vlogs and during that everyone was lying on the stage (not sure about Jure tho).

Then demoni happened and the Iconic scream was... well... demonic xD Bojan ended up almost on all fours in front of 12k audience. You're welcome or something.

Katrina - is another song which was made to being played on stage. I loved the red and white lights especially, bojan was very slutty and we were introduced to releasing fumes from the pyro stuff (not real pyro or fire on their show in Stozice).

ASTP - AMAZING intro played by a dude with trumpet, I had chills, Bojan was sitting on his knees on the stage, listening to it. I'll try to upload it to tiktok later! It is one of my fav songs. Great vocals from Bojan and Kris, the second one was very slutty af during the song (who is surprised at this point?). No Janace ending, Jan ended the song playing at the end of catwalk, nice moment between Nace and Bojan.

Omamljeno Telo - well this is the only JO song that I am not that much a fan of, but they definitely delivered their perfomance, especially when everyone went to the catwalk. We had Kris/Nace moment during the song.

Kot Srce Ki Kri Poganja - will you banish me If I tell you that I have never heard any of their unreleased songs?

Anyway I LOVED THIS SONG, can they release it on new album please? I already knew that Martin will join them because I saw pics from backstage before the show, but I was surprised to see Matic there. This songs slaps and I fell in love with the vibe martin gave while playing the bass. I couldnt stop staring at him, he was magnetic and so happy to play with others. I might cry a little when Nace gave him his bass. I loved how everyone was hugging each other before and after the song. Such a heartwarming moment, even if Martin doesnt play anymore, you could definitely see that he is still part of the family <3

Metulji - amazing perfomance, again they delivered, love the song, also amazing Jan solo at the end of the song, kinda improvised i think? At least I have never heard those sounds before.

Vse Kar Vem - well, you know who I was focused on xD I guess I have a new Vse Kar Vem iconic video for you xD

NGVOT - before the song I was wondering if they will do Tavastia 2.0 with ngvot and the scream i I let out when I saw that Bojan was far from the mic, far enough to be late to start singing the song if he had to, and then I turned to look at Kris and I already knew. This is all I've been asking for. I'm so glad that Kris is more comfortable to sing the first verse, his voice was more relaxed, less shaky than in Tavastia, I loved the way he sang "ti pa barvo las" the way Bojan does. But I still think he has to work a little bit on his voice, because I know he CAN sing (from other videos). I wonder if they will leave this song as a duet for other shows in the future or If it was like one-time thing.

Vem Da Gres - all I remember was Nace on our side and how handsome he looked. I'm not a Nace girlie, but I can definitely see why others are, and his new hair and the outfit... asdfgrew

Ne Bi Smel - this time Jan joined our side and he had a nice moment with Bojan

Ona - Another time when men from brass band joined and it was the song which had changed arrangement. I loved it. the whole vibe of the song stayed the same, but the brass instruments elevated it. (If i think about any fuck ups during the show - it happened here - the mic of the Saxophone guy didnt work at first, I've heard him from the front row, but idk if people in the back have heard him). During this song they also showed me and my friend on the screen and i cant stop thinking about how the hell it happened xD Now i am immortal in joker out stozice lore xD

Tokio - honestly don't remember what was happening - probably I was just screaming and singing.

Umazane Misli - i loved it. I LOVED IT. The way Bojan was demanding the audience who and when should they sing, and then he came down to us and let 2 people sing, and he received the THREE KAKSI ANANAS LONKERO shirt and he loved it so much, he was so smiley and took this shirt with him on the stage.

Novi val - I almost cried. This is my fav song, and thanks to Joker Out Subs and Spela the project came true, the coloful lights flashed beautifully above boy's heads. We and them were touched and it was such a special moment. At the beginning of Novi Val Jure came to our side and we could see his outfit from the closer proximity, and dare I say it was second best after Kris'.

Last but not least - Carpe Diem. After novi val they left the stage, but everyone knew it wasnt over. The break was too long and It just clicked in my head that what if they are changing into their Eurovision clothes. AND THEY DID. I just predicted it seconds before it happened. It was unreal - like i just travelled back in time 5 months.

Overall it was the best night of my life. Everything was perfect. The lights were amazing. The stage was amazing. Clothes - god, the amount of details on each outfit! Personally I think Kris and Jure had the best outfits. I couldnt really see Jan and Nace outfit details, but the looked GOOD. But if I have to complain - not a fan of detachable sleeves on Bojan's shirt.

They all delivered their performances. Not a single mistake - i am so impressed because thats a skill.

We all agree that Kris outdid himself that night. The way he moved, the way he sang, the way he was SO CONFIDENT. Like he was born to be in that exact moment.

I also loved every single interaction between boys, the group ones, or the doubles. Maybe there was no Jan and Nace astp ending but they had few moments. It was so nice to see Jan and Bojan jamming together, Kris and Nace doing their thing, Bojan and Kris' little shenanigans and even Jure and Jan had their moment when Jan ran to him at the beginning of the show.

I also love how they had movie-like credits. Everyone from their crew was credited, every person who worked on the show, team of photographers etc.

Other thing was how nice it was to being supplied with water all the time. The people behind barricade were giving us cups with water all the time, and even at the end of the show we got whole bottles.

Please don't take this post as a proper review - these are just my thoughts of the show <3

[sparkles-oflight]

Sunny side of London

Hi, yesterday I made some people sad. Have some lighthearted BoKris and JaNce fic.

Thanks @anxious-witch for the proofreading!

Synopsis: Jure has instated a policy that prevents any of the couples from sleeping together. But it's Joker Out, they follow no rules or common sense.

Disclaimer: Please think of these as characters and not the actual people. I don’t encourage anyone to send this to any of the actual JO members nor do I encourage people to force any type of relationship between anyone.

Sensible topics mentioned: sex

The room assignments were simple: Nace with Kris, Jan with Jure, and Bojan alone.

“Let’s keep it like during Eurovision”, Jure proposed “For the sake of my mental health, please”.

Jure knew if the couples were sleeping together, boundaries could easily be crossed. And if one of the couples did, the other would too.

So why not return to the basis? Jan and Jure are great roommates and Nace and Kris are even better – Also, nobody but Guštin himself can handle Bojan’s snoring.

There was a problem, after Stožice, Kris moved in with Bojan, and the two of them had grown used to sleeping together, or at least in the same room, so, the older one was struggling to sleep tonight. He worked all day to get some lyrics out, but nothing. Nada.

Frustrated, he decided to get up to the kitchen, maybe a glass of water would help.

He walked barefoot. Bojan didn’t mind the cold much, but London’s cold was something completely different from Slovenia’s. Luckily for them, they had heating, though he wondered how much the bills would cost them.

Following an orange light to the end of the corridor, he entered the living room which wasn’t empty.

Kris was wrapped up in a blanket scrolling on his phone with headphones on. Quickly he noticed the other's presence and put the objects he was holding aside.

- Trouble sleeping? – he asked.

- Uh, yes. – and Bojan replied.

Kris patted the empty space next to him on the couch, inviting Bojan to join his side. He accepted the request and they cuddled.

- So, what happened?

- Uh. Lyrics. – he sighed – I can’t wrap my head around them.

- Just that?

Bojan didn’t reply. Instead, he turned the tables.

- You? Why are you awake?

Kris looked up and let his body completely rest on the sofa.

- Overwhelmed.

Bojan glanced at the table with an empty tainted wine glass.

- I figured.

A moment went by.

Silence.

Then Bojan decided to look up and also rest his body like Kris.

He looked at the ceiling. Empty, just like his mind.

- What color would you like our ceiling to be?

Kris was confused by Bojan’s question.

- What do you mean?

- When we settle down, what color would you like the ceiling to be?

Kris chuckled. He was slightly flustered at the question.

- White. Like all the ceilings are.

- Why? Why are ceilings white? Why not a cool color!? Like...Orange!

- That’s a warm color.

- Ahaha, funny. – Bojan mocked him – No, but why not?

- Because makes the space look brighter, cleaner, and bigger.

- Oh.

Bojan didn’t say anything again, but then Kris grabbed his chin for their faces to meet.

- When we settle down, you can paint our room any color you want. - He looked at his small brunette who grinned from one ear to the other. - Except orange, what the fuck is wrong with you?

- But I like orange!

- And I like purple.

- That’s your favorite color, it’s different. Mine is pink.

- Then why do you want orange so bad?

- Because it’s your color, Kris.

- W-what? – he muttered.

- It’s your color. It’s the color of the sun, and you brighten my day every day. So, it’s your color.

Kris was left speechless. If he weren’t a bit tipsy, he probably would have mocked Bojan for what he said. Make a snarky remark, a mean comment, tell him is just like a little puppy, but, right now, he wanted to cry at the idea Bojan saw him as the sun.

In fact, Kris was about to cry...

- You are the “Sunny Side of London”, Kris. – ...but Bojan had to make a pun.

Kris planted his hand on Bojan’s face.

- God, you are unbearable. – Bojan licked his hand making Kris flinch – Hey!

- Shush, be quieter, they are asleep.

- We could go to sleep too. – Kris suggested as his hand found its way to Bojan’s chest.

- Together? – he smiled but then flinched as he felt Kris slightly gripping a nipple.

- Together together. Did that turn you on?

- A little.

- Too bad I’m not having sex with you tonight.

- WHY!?

Kris’ lips met Bojan’s.

- Shush, the others are asleep. – he said as he opened his blue eyes to examine his lover’s face.

Bojan was suddenly hit with the realization that he lived with his friends.

- But you know what you could write about? About this. – He kissed him again – About my lips meeting yours – and again – About you falling for me – and again – About the nights we spend together.

Bojan couldn’t even begin to express how happy he gets when he has tipsy Kris kissing him softly and getting to hear the sincerest of Krises.

- You taste like grapes. – Bojan commented.

- And you love it, don’t you?

After a make-out session, the late-night hours were starting to take a toll on them, and they decided to leave for Bojan’s room where the two men would cuddle very closely on a single’s bed.

They didn’t realize that they did wake someone else – Jan.

The tall dark-haired man made sure the coast was clear before going to the room in front of his. He opened the door slowly to see another sleeping man.

He made his way to him and kissed his shoulder, which made him move a little. Jan then whispered in his ear.

- Mister Jordan? – he teased the other.

Nace turned to him, and he opened his eyes slightly. When he noticed it was Jan, he smiled. God, Jan loved his dimples.

- Are you lonely? – he asked.

Nace nodded. He knew Kris wasn’t feeling well and woke up in the middle of the night and he had also heard some noises coming from the living room...Nace was sleepy, but he could still put two and two together.

He opened his arms to Jan who slept next to him for the first time in a while. Nace’s arms were warm against Jan’s body. He felt at home. He met the “Sunny Side of London”.

Jure, on the other hand, was not dumb. The coast is clear for him, time to text a cute bartender he has been talking to since he got to London. He has been with these boys for a while now, he knows Bojan doesn’t sleep when he’s frustrated like this. And he knew for a fact that one way or another they would all end up sleeping with each other.

“Are you by the area?” he asked and after some texting, she dropped by after her shift.

The morning after...nobody said anything. None of them apologized for “breaking the rules” because nobody followed them. And Bojan wrote a new song, so...it’s a win-win situation?

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I don't know what to write here lmao

Polaroid Photos Universe | Recommended next: Kamila

[naapurinheluna]

wtf bojan why did u take the snuff from käärijä??? 😭😭😭😭 or is this something that they’re trying to trick us to believe that he actually took it lol i’m confused (talking bout käärijä’s ig story)

also love how they put pokemon of thing in their both’s story but i love more that bojan screams in the background of his video: jumalauta!!! (which is finnish swear word, meaning oh god) he’s native already

[hotcat37]

Kissing scars - deaf!jere AU, i LOVE your writing!

Thank you so much anon!! <33

33: kissing scars

It's not a fetish, mind you. Bojan just appreciates what he sees, like he does with every part of Jere's body. The scar slashed across Jere's soft tummy is just one of many things the Slovene loves about his boyfriend. Though the story behind it is sad, so sad that it made tears pool in Bojan's eyes when Jere had explained the scar's origins to him, it's still something beautiful. It's a sign of survival, of the trauma the Finn has lived through.

And Bojan loves that damn scar, so of course he has to let Jere know of his appreciation as well. The older man is oblivious to the brunette's plans, reclined against some pillows on his dorm bed, sleepily spreading his arms in invitation once he notices Bojan staring at him. Bojan immediately slots himself against Jere's warm body, the deaf man's torso pleasantly warm from sleep.

"Bojjjaaan." Jere acknowledges him, making an explosion of butterflies appear in Bojan's stomach. He nuzzles his face into his boyfriend's neck, inhaling that familiar Jere scent, completely in his happy place.

He slowly makes his way to Jere's collar bone, pressing kisses all over pale flesh. The older man remains relaxed beneath him, eyes still blissfully closed, fingers loosely holding onto Bojan's shoulders. Bojan keeps leaving a trail of kisses along his way to his actual destination, taking a moment to press his face right between Jere's tits, earning himself a breathy chuckle. Glancing up, the deaf Finn looks about ready to fall asleep.

Bojan's eyes drift to the little line carved above the waistband of Jere's shorts. Oh yeah. That's what it's all about. He presses his lips against the scar, enjoying the texture of it. Jere stirs slightly beneath Bojan. The Slovene has noticed that the other man is a little sensitive here. But there aren't any indications of pain on Jere's face so Bojan continues his love attack on the scar.

Jere makes a soft confused noise, one eye cracked open to lazily look down at where his lover is getting all up in his scar. Bojan smiles against Jere's skin, innocently looking back at the Finn, tongue poking out to dip slightly into the small crease. At that Jere properly jolts, caught off guard by the action. Bojan laughs as the other man whips out his phone, fingers flying over his keyboard, cheeks dusting a red color.

What is my Bojan doing??😳

Bojan wags his eyebrows suggestively, though he maintains that this isn't a sex thing. But he does like how jumpy Jere gets when he kisses him there. "Just having a taste."

[signoraviolettavalery]

Also for vampire AU lovers, this is absolutely what vampire bride Jan's hair looks like:

Gaspar liked it long for pulling on, of course, so Jan always wore it down. He didn't have a say in the length- Gaspar would have hairdressers care for it and trim it every once in a while.

Bojan never indicates to Jan how he wants his hair, and never pulls it, but Jan doesn't dare cut it nonetheless. It's not his, it's his husband's, really. And when Bojan feeds, he brushes that hair very gently back from Jan's neck. One night, he tells him "your hair is beautiful" and all Jan can say is "thank you" but internally, he shivers, hating this admiration of a feature of his that doesn't actually feel like it belongs to him.

Eventually, many months in, once Jan has gotten to know Jure, it's Jure who has coaxed the admission out of Jan that he'd like to cut his hair. "You should tell Bojan that," Jure says. "Or just cut it yourself, it's not like you need his permission."

"Of course I need his permission!" Jan protests.

"Nah,' Jure says. "But if it makes you feel better, you should ask. He'll say yes."

So Jan, very, very nervously, brings it up one evening.

"I'd like to cut my hair," he says. And waits, terrified.

Bojan isn't angry, of course. Just a little confused. "Really?" he asks. "But it's so beautiful."

"I'll keep it as it is, then," Jan says quietly.

"No, no," Bojan hurries to say. "Don't do what you think I want. It's your hair. I want you to do what you want with it."

"It won't - displease you?" Jan asks.

"It's your hair," Bojan repeats. "You doing what you want with your body will never displease me."

So Jan does. He cuts his hair short, down to his ears. Barely long enough for a ponytail. Not very convenient for pulling. There's so much less of it now to care for, it doesn't get in the way, it doesn't fall in his face and he....he love it that way.

The first time Bojan sees him after the haircut, he freezes a little, goes "oh." And Jan freezes too, wondering if Bojan is regretting giving his permission.

"It's...different," Bojan finally says. "But it suits you." And then, as if it's but a trifle, changes the subject to something unrelated.

[absolutebloodychaos]

can you please do Bojan×Kris enemies to lovers but it's their "oh. oh." moments?💕

Hi anon, sorry for not replying to this for so long, I started writing this and then realised that I had accidentally made it more of a set up for a longer story than a shorter one (sorry)

I hope that this is along the lines of what you are wanting (I might add to it later)

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The first time Kris and Bojan met, Bojan remembers hating the younger man’s guts. It was just a random school day and he was practising for a gig that he was going to play with his old band.

The song he was practising was Led S Severa, a classic by Big Foot Mama, and one of his all time favourite songs. 

Bojan was getting into the song and when he saw Kris enter the music room, the literal son of the guy whose song he was playing, he gave it his all, putting all his emotion and all the tricks he knew into the song.

Expecting praise for his wonderful cover of the song (he was a bit self centred back then), Bojan walked up to Kris but instead of hearing the younger boy say how wonderful Bojan was, all that Kris said was “That song isn’t played with distortion”.

That song isn’t played with distortion?! That’s all he had to say? Not “Oh, you did great dude” or “I’ve never heard that song played that way before”. 

Just “That song isn’t played with distortion”.

Was the problem really that Kris was rude to him? Probably not. Was the matter more about Bojan’s pride being hurt than the other kid being an asshole? Yeah-ish. 

Was the problem actually because the criticism was coming from that specific boy that Bojan had been noticing around school for ages and maybe had a little crush on? Definitely.

Because of the embarrassment, Bojan quickly resolved to hate the other boy until the end of time for breaking his heart (he also used to be very dramatic), and did, for at least a few weeks.

Well hate is a strong word. It was more like he continued pining in secret while glaring at the other boy whenever he was near.

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Joker Out were recording their first album and Bojan was really getting on Kris’ nerves. It was like the other man was running on pure adrenaline and nothing else, and to be honest it was tiring him the fuck out.

They were midway through recording Proti Toku and Bojan was hopping around like he had just had ten red bulls, annoying Kris while he tried to finish the guitar part.

After a pretty hectic incident of the singer getting caught in at least three cables and almost smashing his head on a table, Kris decided it was enough.

He was going to confront the singer so that the song and eventually the album could finally be recorded without any band member deaths.

“Bojan, can you come over here please?” Kris asked when they had a break, gesturing to a spot on the couch where he was sitting.

“Yup, sure” the energetic singer replied, sitting down next to the taller man, hands grasped in his lap giving the other man his full attention.

To be honest it was slightly nerve wracking having the singer's undivided attention focused on Kris, given that the other man had been so easily distracted for the past few days.

Kris being as unwavering as ever just powered on though, ignoring the fact that he was the only thing the singer had decided was worthy of all his attention, and how his stomach filled with butterflies at that fact.

Deciding on a gentle approach, Kris decided to start with “Bojan, you’ve got to reign it in a bit.” Seeing the look of slight confusion on the singer’s face he decided to just be direct. 

“Bojan, you’ve been extremely distracting the past few days, I need you to lay off a bit.” he said firmly, and Bojan’s face fell.

Looking pretty dejected, Bojan got up and turned to walk away, and Kris couldn’t help but feel like he had just kicked a puppy. 

He couldn’t help but feel bad but at least it actually did work, Bojan did stay away and stopped being so energetic. 

For at most for a few hours.

He then decided to start up his earlier behaviour with vigour, and seemed completely dead fucking focused on annoying Kris as much as possible while maintaning a look of complete innocence.

It took about an hour more of this for Kris to break again. This time though, when he called the singer over, Bojan just greeted him with an almost challenging smile.

Any attempt made by Kris to settle this somewhat amicably went out the window at that point and what followed was a yelling match which leveled the amount of noise that was produced at one of their gigs.

Kris soon found that he felt like there was no way he could win this fight, as every insult and cruel remark he made would just be met with the same smile from Bojan.

That smile which every time it was directed at him, sparked a fire low in his gut which as much as he tried, couldn’t be fully ignored.

Why was he feeling these feelings? Why was he feeling these things around Bojan of all people? And why did they suddenly appear the moment the other man started giving him the most smug bastard, self satisfied smile to ever exist?

How was he supposed to focus on winning this fight when his thoughts were now occupied by Boja? 

Thoughts that were currently going in the direction of what would happen if this fight suddenly became physical, thoughts of what would happen if the other mans MMA skills were put to use, if those muscular thighs were pinning Kris to the floor…

And nope, that was a train of thought that Kris did not want to go down right that second. 

He put all his energy into pulling himself back together, and decided that the best thing to do was to walk away from the other man as he was obviously fueling the fire by acknowledging the other man and fighting with him.

Also because he didn’t know if he would be able to keep his thoughts (and possibly hands) off the singer for much longer.

Removing himself from the situation and ignoring the singer seemed to do the trick though, and they finished Proti Toku the next day, though the thoughts of Bojan never seemed to stop from that day on.

[abokdorazumel]

imagine Bojan and Kris doing a cover of Half As Good As You by Tom Odell and Alice Merton

I mean:

[Verse 1: Tom Odell & Alice Merton]

I'm sick to death of eating breakfast on my own

Starting out my daily blues

(Hmmm)

I'm sick to death of spilling coffee on my phone

(Oh)

Scrolling through pictures of you

I'd like to say that maybe we could work it out

But I know that it's no use

[Chorus: Tom Odell & Alice Merton]

If I ever find anyone half as good as you

I think maybe that would do

(Oh, oh)

[Verse 2: Alice Merton & Both]

I kissed a stranger in the hallway late last night

He was wearing purple shoes

I asked him when he kissed me, could he close his eyes?

But he just looked at me confused (Oh)

And people say my expectations are too high

But I'm not asking for the moon

[Chorus: Alice Merton & Both]

If I ever find anyone half as good as you

I think maybe that would do (Ooh, ooh)

If I ever find anyone half as good as you

I think maybe that would do

[Bridge: Tom Odell, Alice Merton & Both]

Oh, I'm so sick of laying here

So sick of counting tears

Comparing everyone to you

Oh, oh

Oh, I'm so sick of waiting here

So frustrated

My suspicions are you're laying there and thinking of me too

[Verse 3: Tom Odell, Alice Merton & Both]

I learned the lyrics yesterday to all your songs

There was one I couldn't do

I think the lyric went

"You'll miss me when I'm gone"

But the chords, I was confused

I'd ask you 'round and you could tell me where I'm wrong

But then I know you'd just refuse

Refuse

[Chorus: Tom Odell & Both]

If I ever find anyone half as good as you

I think maybe that would do

Oh, oh

If I ever find anyone half as good as you

I think maybe that would do

[c28hunter]

To be fair, if I've ever met Joker Out in a "normal" conditions (classes, neighbours, ecc) I would've been absolutely afraid of them

I have a tendency to judge people (mostly men 😒) very harshly based off their appearance and especially Bojan, Kris and Jan fall into "DO NOT TALK TO AT ANY COST" category. I wouldn't have even talked to them but give them the worst traits ever. Only Jure looks like someone that I'd see and go "oh yeah, he looks like a nice human!"

So it is kind of confusing for me when I see them being the way they are (obviously I don't know them personally, but they just don't seem to be... this bad as I thought)

Why am I saying this? I dont know, I've just woken up and I'm anxious so maybe this is it

[sparkles-oflight]

All love letters are ridiculous

Hi, I had a test today, as compensation you get a small BoKris fanfic. This is pre-relationship, pre-joker out. Kris is still a confused bisexual teen, give the guy a break.

Set in 2016's valentine's.

Synopsis:

"Love letters, if there’s love, Must be Ridiculous. But in fact Only those who’ve never written Love letters Are Ridiculous." - Fernando Pessoa

Kris is tired of Bojan being all over his girlfriend in front of him all the time, and decides to pulls a prank on him.

Disclaimer: Please think of these as characters and not the actual people. I don’t encourage anyone to send this to any of the actual JO members nor do I encourage people to force any type of relationship between anyone.

Ema and Ivana are fictional names

Bojan had a new girlfriend. Her name was Ivana, he was all over her. Kris thought it was sickening how frequently they’d exchange saliva in front of him. They knew his girlfriend was from another town and he rarely got to see her - way to eat in front of the poor.

He was so tired, and Valentine’s was around the corner... So, Kris came up with a plan. It was simple: Give Bojan a love letter, as a secret admirer, and see him have a small fight with Ivana. Then Kris would jump in, admit it was him all along, and then lecture them both on how unfair it was for them to act like this next to him.

- That’s stupid. – Jan said after Kris explained his plan.

- Why?

- Why don’t you write a love letter to Ema and leave those two alone? Isn’t Valetine’s on Sunday? Can’t she come here?

- She’ll be out of the country this weekend.

- Well, then act like a normal person and just worry about the next time you two are together and make it special.

- Jan, I can do both. It’s called multitasking. – Kris raised his eyebrows.

- I thought that was called Bisexuality. – Jan retaliated.

- Jan, I’m not gay.

Jan sighed and after a moment of silence, he proceeded to talk again.

- There’s no way that’s going to turn out well.

- You don’t trust your best friend?

Jan was lying on Kris’ bed and fidgeting with a basketball he brought earlier for them to play. He wondered if he should stop Kris from going further, but at the same time, it sounded fun...

- Well. What are you going to write? – he asked.

- I’m not sure yet. – Kris caught the ball Jan threw at him - That’s why I wanted your help.

- Nope, dude. I’m not getting my hands dirty for some dude I don’t even know, but you have a crush on.

- I don’t have a crush on Bojan of all people. – he threw back the ball at Jan who caught it – Ridiculous.

- You bad mouth that boy so much people might actually think he’s actually your boyfriend.

Kris sighed.

- What are you doing this year for Valentine’s? – Kris turned the tables.

- Nothing much. I’d need a partner for that.

- I don’t know how you have no girls after you. If I were a girl, I would.

- Again Kris. – he tossed the ball at him – That’s bisexuality.

- Oh, shut up. Let’s just play.

They spent the whole afternoon playing basketball and games. At night, Jan spent the night at Kris’ house and before they both fell asleep, he said:

- Talk about how you feel next to each other. Talk about what you want to do when you are near each other.

Kris was surprised by those words and shook Jan’s shoulder, demanding more.

- Hey, what do you mean? Jan. Jan. Jan don’t just drift off into sleep. Help me out!

Kris poked Jan until he was too tired to keep it going. “Ridiculous”, he muttered.

On Monday, he saw Bojan in the corridors and asked him what he was doing that afternoon. “Band practice”, the smaller replied to which Kris asked if he could watch. Bojan agreed.

It’s not the first time Kris has gone to an Apokalipsa rehearsal, but he never did to observe Bojan. It was ridiculous.

- We are actually working on a new song. – Bojan quietly said to Kris, almost as if he whispered when both of them were walking to the rehearsal space (Martin’s garage).

- Really? – Kris frowned – What is it about?

- Well, it’s about Ivana.

Kris bit his lip. Of course it is.

- It’s called Kot Srce, Ki Kri Poganja.

- Too long. Shitty name.

- Oh, shut up!

When they both arrived, Kris sat down and observed the guys, especially the nerve-wracking Bojan. He wanted everything to go well because he was planning on “gifting the song” to Ivana on Valentine’s.

Kris was suddenly reminded of how they met, and the first time he ever went to an Apokalipsa concert. It felt... magical. It altered his perception of music so much that he wished he could be a part of that world.

And what if... No, that’s ridiculous. He would never be in a band with Bojan. Why would Bojan want to be with a guitar newbie like him?

- That was a great practice session, guys. – Kris smiled – I have to head home now.

- Sure, just tell me you didn’t write down the lyrics. – Bojan pointed to the paper Kris was holding.

- Oh this? Don’t worry, it has nothing to do with your lyrics. It’s just... my ramblings. That’s all.

When Kris got home, he wrote the best love letter a 16-year-old like him could. Cheesy, but the point was to annoy Ivana, right? So, this would do the trick.

“Hey, I might have seen you walk around, I might have seen you shine on stage. Every time our eyes met, the world froze, like a Polaroid photo my eyes took. Every time we feel lonely, we look for comfort in each other’s touch. And I want to tangle my fingers around yours, And I want to make these feelings ours Because “Like a heart that pumps blood, I give you dreams” Lines you wrote, I know Because, every day, they make these feelings grow Signed, Krisko”

- Was it not supposed to be anonymous? – Jan asked after reading the awfully cringe letter.

- Eh, that’s just the draft.

- I was expecting you’d write a “Mister Kris Cvjetićanin”.

- Okay, you are uninvited from my house.

- You and I both know that’s not true. Your mom loves me more than she loves you.

Kris shrugged. Jan started reading the letter out loud.

- “And I want to tangle my fingers around yours,” – he declared – “And I want to make these feelings ours”-

Kris threw a pillow at him.

- I hate you.

The day before Valentine’s, Bojan asked Kris if he could drop by. Kris accepted it and Bojan showed up to his house with a guitar in hand.

- Kris, let me serenate you.

- What the fuck, dude. No.

Bojan didn’t care. He entered his house, made his way to Kris’ bedroom, and sat next to him on his bed.

- I need everything to be perfect, Kris. And I’m sorry I’m using you as my lab rat. With Martin is awkward to do this, and you... I don’t know why, but right now I trust you for this. – he sighed – Can I?

Kris didn’t say anything, instead, he gestured for Bojan to begin.

Bojan sang with the same passion as usual, and Kris couldn’t help but hear his heart going fast as he got to hear Bojan singing to him and only him. It felt like the first time he heard Bojan play at a concert and all the songs sounded dedicated to him. Bojan sure knew how to make anyone feel special when he sang.

- I... You got this, Bojan.

- Thank you, Krisko. – the singer sighed with relief.

Bojan spent the night at the Guštin’s household – even though Miha wondered why every friend of Kris was spending one night there that week; Chantal replied with something about Valentine’s, Miha can’t remember it fully though, but he liked having Bojan around.

And while everyone was asleep, Kris hid the letter he had written inside his old guitar.

“Ridiculous”, he thought.

But even more ridiculous were those who never wrote love letters.

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Afternote: I have one more short story planned and a three-chapter story planned that ties in all loose ends of the overall story (I already have chapter one ready).

Then... SAILOR MOON AU. Which will be a very short and fast-paced story because my life is too busy atm and I'm already making up so much lore for the story to work 💀

Anyways...

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