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[1969chevycamaro]

This is the shit we were meant to do.

Traditional European Christmas time monsters, photographer across the Europe by Charles Fréger.

[dawn-speckled]

something something aj becoming extremely camp as soon as he plays a german character

[ssametanass]

To have you all to myself

[transingthoseformers]

https://www.tumblr.com/transingthoseformers/770983670012166144/i-have-an-idea-percy-jackson-and-the-olympians-x?source=share

Megatron goes back to his throne room only to be confronted by effing HADES who's taking time out of his very very busy schedule to rip the warlord a new one because for the love of Olympus. Having to handle the sparks of the deceased Cybertronians on earth is becoming a waste of time with how difficult it is to handle the deceased of those belonging to another ancient deity!!!!

"You better give every one of your fallen brethren a proper funeral to make my job easier. Yes, every. Single. O n e."

That would be incredibly funny, he's got his numbers to keep and the dead transformers are fucking things up

[sirswooshnoodles]

Oh

[candyje11yfish]

nacho ahhahaha (i hope this looks cool)

[thunderon]

working an office job now is so funny because when i was 16 i worked a shitty minimum wage job where my manager was an ex-felon bodybuilder with knuckles tats who spent time in prison for attempted murder… so guess what, phil? your fancy title and lame white-collar intimidation tactics aren’t going to work on me, actually. i watched my old boss pull a knife on someone. you really think im going to fall to my knees when you make passive aggressive commentary? please get real

[swiftiesbuddie]

[cheerioemoreblogs]

@haedyllic

Jayvik

[catfindr]

[malcontentonline]

[weltenwellen]

Ruth Awad, from “Reasons To Live”

[withbriefthanksgiving]

ID: meadows of wildflowers lit by shafts of sunlight. End of ID.

[jm-chrome]

small and angryy

[dandey-lion]

Dpxdc prompt.

Imagine there are tinier ancients, ancients of planets. But instead of every ancient having one planet, they would be the ancient of a group of planets that are similar and possess similar qualities.

For simplicity, I will refer to these ancients as the ancient of [insert planet of our solar system that falls under their domain] ex: Ancient of Jupiter

For years, the Ancient of Mars has harbored resentment against the people of Earth for throwing their little machines all over her precious planet. They take parts of it back- for study, they say! Why, There’s even rumors of those little pests moving there! How dare they!

And they just keep coming.

She complains to the Ancient of Earth, but again and again they disturb her perfect planet.

One day she snaps.

She descends upon Earth.

The Justice League is scrambling- they had no time to prepare for such a large threat. Unless they stop her, she will transform Earth into an unrecognizable planet- a planet like Mars, which cannot sustain all of Earth’s life.

Unless they stop her, it will be a massacre that they may not recover from.

So they have to stop her.

They go to fight.

They have gotten ready the best they can. They have found where she is. They go forth to fight for their home and everything in it-

She’s thrown in front of them, battered and bruised, shaking and trembling. They ready themselves as she tries to get up, but a flash of green obscures their vision.

The light clears, they dare to look up.

Bright, green glow. White, floating hair. Shimmering black and white clothes that hold the stars.

And his eyes.

Wild and angry, so full of raw emotion it exudes from him in waves.

This man, too ethereal to be real, glowing, holds the Ancient of Mars by her throat.