#officer hill

[hug-kiss-marry-kill]

[crewman-penelope]

Rami Malek as Watch officer Hill in Battleship

[unnamed-atlas]

Learning that Joe has just been dumping his excess items in other peoples shops. Essentially restocking them secretly bc he's got too much stuff and isn't allowed to sell it himself. Is so funny to me.

I hope the permit office finds out and tries to come after him. What are they gonna do. He's donating items. He's not making any money. It's charity. I hope he destroys the permit office through sheer malicious compliance. I hope he gets exposed to Grian's backrooms horror movie bullshit in the permit office and goes 'oh. Okay. I see how it is.' And tone matches and ends up 10 times creepier than whatever bullshit is already happening in the permit office.

[flurmitcraff]

Joe, regarding the permit office: "I'm not an ask for permission person I'm more of a seek forgiveness person but also I don't really care if they forgive me so I'm just kind of a person. Good luck!"

[oil-boy]

I love taskmaster and love hermitcraft so permitmaster made me so happy to watch

[saphstories]

[yusakiiiii]

Watching Doc’s latest video and Joe’s fantastic job at being a lawyer, I was inspired to write a Haiku about the situation. I commented this on Doc’s video but would also like to share it here.

Doc’s a big baby.

That is my defence for him.

That’s all your highness.

[eli-am-confused]

Something, something, disaster gay president that falls in love with every man he meets.

Bonus: Howie having a drink with some cousins to vent. It’s only somewhat helpful.

Howie: I’m gonna die alone!

Paul: Howie, of course you’re not.

Bailey: No he totally is! Bartender two more rounds of shots!

If you can’t read the pictures it’s under the cut.

First picture:

Vice President Bob Morris is saying something very important.

President Howard Goodman stopped listening as soon as Morris’ blazer came off (he totally wears one but takes it off during long meetings)

Second picture:

General John MacNamara: I need you to listen very carefully mister president

Unfortunately President Howard Goodman is not paying attention anymore

Third picture:

Xander Lee is explaining some sciencey shit with the portal

Poor President Howard Goodman doesn’t understand a single word he’s saying

Fourth picture:

Wilbur Cross, knowing exactly what he’s doing: Hey Howie~

Fifth picture:

President Howard Goodman, the gayest disaster to ever be elected as America’s president: Oh no, he’s hot!

[starangela]

Gem slapping everyone off Wels' balcony reminded me of this.

(I'm not good enough to edit their heads on it unfortunately)

[moonstruckme]

Things that make me feel like part of a common humanity:

watching fireworks

making eye contact with someone who is also smiling at a dog

flashing headlights to let other cars know there's a cop around the corner

[andrevascreencaps]

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

[ducktracy]

saw "75 influences in 75 seconds" on Twitter and decided to give a go at it! i didn't realize how much print cartooning/fine art/still, non moving images had a stranglehold on me until making this! I'm inspired by so much and so fleetingly it's hard to make a list... still fun to make!

[gothwifeofficial]

why does she load in like that

[xfriki26]

What do you mean the police team in spooky month is too small? We have John, Jack, Patty, Shotgun, Captain, and the multiple ocs that work with them.

[andichoseyou]

A Very Sitcom Christmas!

Schitt's Creek: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose

Abbott Elementary: Holiday Hookah

Community: Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas

Arrested Development: Afternoon Delight

Modern Family: The Old Man & the Tree

Friends: The One with the Holiday Armadillo

The Office: Secret Santa

New Girl: Santa