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I got assigned more responsibilities at work yesterday and I hate it, it sucks, plus the girl that insists on typing War and Peace on her computer all the live long day is overstimulating me to the point I want to yeet her out the window
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pygmalion and galatea for aroace people
you should tell your friends what I look like, riz gukgak.
#fantasy high#fantasy high sophomore year#fhsy#riz gukgak#baron from the baronies#fh class quangle#class swap babeyy! bard!riz that's whats goin on!#I really need tags for these now I think lmao#ask to tag#I feel like this should be tagged something. but I dont know what#in my brain after the initial kidnapping class swap baron's thing is every time riz keeps his story abt them up in front of his friends#they get a little bit closer. they send him pictures of where they supposedly are n stuff#theres a scene in my brain only of kristen and riz on top of the van and kristen is like everything kinda sucks rn can u tell me abt baron#cause what you guys have is so nice and beautiful. and riz almost doesn't but he ultimately can't deny kristen a little peace#lmao I feel like dipping into baron stuff with the class swap is like showing my whole ass online again I just. I'm a#horror person before all else... I cant stop myself. canon baron is Great and Cool but that is kind of the thing. for a horror thing theyre#Too Cool. I think cool is kind of the neutralizer of scary. when a monster is a certain amount of cool it overrides the scary#and now u just have a Cool Monster#its so fucked for bard!riz this year bc he doesn't have an office (he's mooching off the school wifi from the AV club room lol)#so there's no buffer between adventure and home life. so baron just shows up in the strongtower apartment lmao#sophomore year bard!riz looks like a slasher protag so I just leaned into it I guess. he gets a mr. x if mr. x is made up by leon kennedy#well. its worse actually. they can show up where he is at any moment theyve proven this. but they dont#they choose to punish him slowly as he lies to his friends instead. baron is mr. x if mr. x is made up by leon and also a bitch#I think its gonna pop up if class swap baron ever speaks in a comic I do but their voice comes from like. inside their hollow face#it sounds like it's a lot deeper in there than that skull should be#tbh what I have rn is kinda like a bag of loose pieces that Can fit together into something great but I dont have the energy to#really sit down with them yet lol. Im doing this inbetween other things#it comes or it doesn't! it's fine. funny how today's bad comic day also. I wont say this is for bad comic day bc all my comics are#flawless and beautiful and perfect and awesome and beautiful and the best#but u should. if u havent drawn a comic today or at all ever u should draw a comic
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My desire to support a Biblical sitcom done in a respectful way vs. my hatred of the mockumentary style, FIGHT!
#it's a great thing i queued that post about 'the promised land'#because it did remind me to watch it#as a mashup of exodus and the office it's pretty brilliantly done#starting it in exactly the right place to set up the 'coworkers trying to keep this thing running' format#unfortunately it matched the style so well that it reminded me of all the reasons i hate 'the office'#it managed to overcome my suspension of disbelief in a way this style usually doesn't#because of course the israelites didn't have cameras so the documentary crew sits nicely in the realm of absurdity#but everything else about the office is not my sense of humor at all#the seven seconds of awkward silence after every single joke#the deadened soundscape that sucks the very life out of your soul#the way everyone speaks with the same inflections and tone in a very narrow emotional band#and everything is so understated as to erase almost all personality#no one is clever or witty#there is no banter no frenzy no outsized personalities#just everyone existing in this narrow band of faint absurdity#and the thing is i do like these characters!#joshua is adorable!#zipporah is darling#miriam is...kind of off-putting but i'll go with it#the egyptian is a brilliant concept#the moments of earnestness made me really feel for these people#but the question is if my interest in them can overcome my distate for this style#but great news: if you love the office this will be great for you
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Sits on the hill of “Watchers work like a government office but a bit more goofy” and screams
#woosh quotes themself#life series#sure ok I’ll tag that#the watchers#LOOK ITS SO FUNNY. ITS SO FUNNY#like imagine you’re a hermit and you know Grian has a past he doesn’t talk about#something about watchers and doing things he didn’t want to#and its revealed he just worked a particularly shitty office job#like yeah that sucks bro but I got eaten alive by an alien before you showed up sooooo
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I haven’t been able to write much recently because of exams, but good lord, Dr. Laurence Frost is such a guy. Like, his situation is horrific, right. He’s living a psychological horror story but does not recognize that whatsoever. There’s some real shit going on with him because I really want to capture how cults actually work, especially on the ways they prey on vulnerable people - and despite him objectively being a pretty terrible person in his own right I wanna make sure I capture the nuances of his situation accurately.
However, and this is really important: he’s also fucking hilarious.
Imagine having resting bitchface so severe even the dawn machine leaves you the definition of -_- <- having a great time. He invented a genuinely impressive treatment for migraine headaches out of love & devotion and then immediately used that same formula to torture rebels. Despite being an utter shell of grief at the time he was still a decent guardian to Bev. He let Bev play with matches. And chemicals. He’s the only man on this Geode with a smidge of self awareness. His gift for Vincent’s stag party was cosmogone laced cocaine. Vincent chose him to be the godfather of his child. His closest direct inspiration is the fucking 300% fatality surgery guy. He works two jobs. Canonically he has no friends. I love him.
#zeeposting#the hell scarred surgeon#the gregarious commander#officer beverley#you have to understand how funny this man is to me#like yes he got sucked into a cult by the only person who provided him kindness#during the worst time in his life#and then found out years later that he had been stalked & all their coincidences had been planned long in advance#but at that point he just kinda went ‘that doesn’t change anything I love you’#but. like.#holy shit he’s funny.
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Another way to look at it is that we've all been living a nightmare for the past 4 years and just fooled to believe otherwise for the longest time. Nothing has changed, and nothing will unless the collective finally decides we've had enough. However, most people aren't ready nor willing to believe that. Not to mention our money has been going towards the slaughtering of people in other countries for years and years, without a cent given back to us. Broken country, but the system is working as intended to. For the complex, NOT for the people. Many of us really don't know how lucky we are to have the problems we do. You'll wake up tomorrow, just as you did today, no threat of imminent life-ending danger looming, while citizens of other nations die, funded by OUR TAX MONEY. We all need to assess our privileges, even at the smallest level.
Thank you for the privilege check and perspective. It is outrageous that regardless of who won, our taxes would continue to fund wars and genocide. The Democratic party brought this on themselves by continuing to support genocide, refusing to listen to the people, and moving the party further right with every election, but of course the blame will be put on third party voters (despite the math not mathing). The USA is a fucking joke and I’m ashamed to be part of it.
#I’m just feeling disheartened on a selfish personal level at how fucked up of a country we are living in#scared for my child and the children around the world#I look at my kid and imagine how fucking helpless parents in palestine must feel knowing they can’t protect them#it’s the worst feeling in the world knowing that you can only protect them to a point#and that the world at large is a dangerous place with terrible people in charge#and we are just tiny insignificant people who don’t stand a fucking chance#I’m just so scared for my kid to go out into this world with two moms and have her sweet pure heart crushed by cruelty#I’m grateful that she is physically safe and I am fortunate that I don’t have to worry about her getting blown up today#but jfc it’s still awful to think about what her life will be like#it’s still awful to be called a groomer simply for being a lesbian with a kid#not as bad as death ofc but I think I’m still allowed to feel a certain type of way#at the end of the day none of this would be different if a D or R was in office#hate and violence will always exist because humanity sucks ass
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i kind of want to watch bojack horseman but from the clips ive seen and plot points i know i feel like its going to make me cringe really hard
#adult cartoon posting#for reference i couldn't get through the first few episodes of the office because the cringe comedy was too much#it is one of my weaknesses when it comes to media because embarrassing scenarios IRL suck my bones dry#but also bojack intrigues me because ''guy with a notable past but now pushes everyone in his life away'' is kind of diavolocore#(okay it feels insulting to compare a character that i hear has actually explored depth and good writing to diavolo. But still)
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do love how this is an asoiaf blog but i did not put either show in my top 10 this is the world we live in
#the only season that really compares to the book is season 1.#the rest even when they’re engaging have changed something that feels so central to the hook that i’m mad aksjd.#getting on my soap box#if iwtv s3 is good it may knock someone out. probably qaf.#bsg is p high up there i just think season 4 really suffered on pacing & the suspicious nature of who dies annoyed me.#veep is also very high up there tbh i need to rewatch it. the thing is. as we know. i am a romantic at heart and amy & jonah have my favorit#sitcom relationship. veep has genuinely one of the best finales to ever exist but i’m a sap.#and amy coming back to tell jonah that he made her realize she doesn’t actually have to expect the worst from life. oh my god.#also superstore >>> parks & rec >>> the office bc superstore never romanticized the hell of their job#amy quitting her corporate job when she realized she would never be able to make the changes she wanted within the system she was always#going to compromise too much and wind up like jeff. glenn reopening his dad’s hardware shop & specifically who goes w him & who stays w gina#at the store? it has what the other two lack which is characters that feel like they keep existing after you stop watching#BECAUSE the way they interacted with the world was so real and so much more realistic. amy can’t fix the system but she can find a job that#she doesn’t feel is so soul sucking. glenn may be choosing a harder path by reopening the hardware store but it’s the one that makes him#most fulfilled. gina just gets to make money and be bossy w people who do what they’re told. that rings so true to me.#i almost out bojack horseman in here too actually but once again i think the last season just needed to be a tad longer just like bsg.#also same issue w pitch as w bly manor - it’s an amazingly written season of tv but it’s ONE season of tv#big brother as always outsells yes i am hoping to tempt some of u into watching by posting dan & ian in the dog costume#i have that gif and the ‘sit’ scene saved on my phone always
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in terror, four lieutenants; in t3m, four musketeers. Conclusion?
conclusion - same as always: destiny.
but wait oh christ okay. they even kinda fit...
you've got the og trio of
Wet Pathetic Loser
Deeply Religious Guy
Fancy Lad
which ig would make dundy... d'artagnan?? no. no oh god ok. listen. d'artagnan is jopson im afraid:
1. has a deeply homoerotic father/son relationship with a suicidal alcoholic
2. is actually kinda obsessed with him tbh
3. doesn't really start out as One Of Them, has to wait quite some time to get promoted
4. big part of the fandom actually ships him with little aka our athos
it makes sense you gotta believe me it does it does
#it absolutely doesn't#idk who dundy could be tbh...#ig if you squinted reeeeeally hard you could make him into a quasi mordaunt#since little is our athos equivalent#(that should honestly be crozier but for the sake of making our three musketeers/three lieutenants parallel lets go with little)#and the way little and dundy end up... look dundy is the only surviving officer of erebus.#gore and fitzjames die because life sucks but fairholme's death is arguably crozier's fault#and since in this strange parallel world athos is apparently split into crozier and little...#and since a very popular fandom headcanon is that little is the one to ultimately kill dundy....#i have no idea where im going with this and with all my love to irving#imagining him as an aramis equivalent made me throw up in my mouth a little.#i guess aramis would have to be an insane combination of irving and hickey?? so ig he should kill uhh himself? shit omg wait#he does have a SA in the books.....#oh yeah it's all coming together#(<-lies. this makes no fucking sense)#pizza you've sent my mind into a spiral of eternal damnation im grasping at straws to make some ✨parallels✨#unfortunately im like a vampire in this case.#if you throw at me a bunch of potential parallels i cannot move a muscle until ive found counted and picked them all up#i hate it here#im not even tagging it this post is fucking shameful pathetic and desperate#and yeah hodgson is porthos im afraid deal with that#ask
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holy shit alix i just thought you worked in like house of fraser or something not HARRODS
mate i WISH i'd just worked in like house of fraser or something 😭
#london girlies if you are ever tempted to apply for a job at harrods: DON'T#the perk is it pays LUDICROUSLY well for a retail job especially if you're in a busy department that makes good commission#everything else sucks ASS bc it's a retail job with the rules and ego of a really stuffy corporate job#so if like me you were working retail bc you'd rather do that than an office job in The City. you will hate your life. no joke
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Guo Haojun | Rising Feather (2023)
#rising feather#青雀成凰#cdramaedit#userdramas#cdrama#asiandramanet#cdramasource#guo haojun#mymymy#ep 17#our lil doctor here went from like ehh to AYE and all it took was for him to get an arrow to the back thinking he was trying to save FL#but alas it was crazy 2nd lead wifey who he is DEFFFF gonna have something somethingggg with#looking forward to that cause she cray and lil dumb but she deserves some love toooooooo her life just SUCKS haaah#yeahhhhh she spoiled and she did some bad stuff but if I was in her sitaution rn i would have been prb been evil too lolol#and okay sooooooooooooo#this drama is a messsssssssss like a fenderbender where its not THAT interesting the longer you stare at it but you still wanna look#i love watching that toxic fight love cray sadly lolololool#mainboii juilin can truly carry a drama and him with FL are t..t..ttttt... TOXIC where you just go ??? are they even on the same page#ive peaked the future eps and the end so i will prob gif the happy stuff when I get there offically
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sometimes my job is like. i am being hunted for sport. if i mess one thing up, i will die. everyone here hates me and is refusing to even be civil with me and that's affecting my workload.
and then other times i finish all my work for the day at 10 AM and can just dick around and get paid $30 an hour to do it.
#i made a post a while back about my first office job about how easy it was in comparison to retail or fast food or hell even being a tutor#and someone in the replies pointed out how office jobs can also suck and be soul crushing in their own ways#i never responded to that person bc tbh i saw it like two days later and felt awkward about responding#and to that person: you are so right. but also i still prefer this. it's awful. it's horrible. but if i have to pick a poison.#then i'll pick this#but you were sooooo right#anyways. why does everyone act like everything is life or death at my nonprofit that encourages college students to do community service
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one of these days i'm going to go to prison for committing crimes against my cities transit system and tbh they'll deserve it
#walking home in pitch black when it's#fucking freezing out#because the bus driver couldn't be assed to DO HIS JOB AND STOP AT THE STOP#THAT I WAS WAITING AT#this is a COMMON FUCKING OCCURENCE#and i'm actually going to commit crimes#this garbage fucking city has wasted DAYS of my life at this point#i have made countless complaints about this route in the last 4 years#it has gotten worse!!!!!!!#i'm going to kill someone#i'm going to raid the office of the people in charge and burn it#i'm going to start beating people into accepting and fixing public transportation#kill death die murder to oil and gas#i fucking hate it here#i hate alberta and the mentality here#i hate the way people suck the dicks of the people ruining our lives#fuck private transportation#fuck anyone who insists it needs to be the standard#i want to scream#i am filled with endless amounts of rage and no where to put it#fuck#fuck transit#personal rambles#not stargate
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I haven’t watched Rooster Teeth in years, but they meant a lot to me growing up. Even though the writing was on the wall, it’s sad that they’re shutting down. I’ll miss them in a weird way 😭
#middle school me would be devastated#i started watching when they were in the 636 office…older fans will remember that 😵💫#I turned into literally every extra life - still have my special poster 😭#I used to rush home to watch the Minecraft lets plays#omg I still have all of my shirts somewhere#god it’s sad but I know the company sucks to work for#I feel for the people 🤍#not hockey#OH GOD FUNHAUS TOO - HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM
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how can a body this small produce so much mucus?
please my nose is gonna fall off from all the blowing I can't take this anymore
#there was a sudden drop in temperature#and I had to stand in the 8C degree rain for 2 hours in front of the federal police office yesterday#waiting to get my residency permit (oh how it sucks to be an immigrant)#and now my throat is swollen and my nose won't stop running#and I really need to WORK#why must this happen#can't life give me a break?
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I’m currently very upset about the American healthcare system. Like I hope they know that they are making people actively sicker 🫶
#don’t read the tags if you don’t like skin related stuff although I’m not going into major detail but I felt like I should warn people an#anyway*#autumn rambles#so basically I had a regurlar cyst on my lower back which isn’t abnormal for me and wasn’t causing me any pain until like a week ago when I#say down on my bed but I did it in a way that I think made this minor cyst burst inside my skin and now it’s definitely infected because#the skin around it is swollen and red but my cat also recently got put down so I felt like such a burden that I didn’t want to tell my#parents but eventually the pain got so bad I caved and told my mom on Sunday night and today she called to try and figure out if I could go#to my primary care this week but since I haven’t been in three years (which I know sounds bad but I see my other two doctor every six#months PLUS I have my double infusion every month so I’m fucking burnt out on seeing doctors so yeah I’m not going to go to my yearly#appointment like I’m supposed to because I’m fucking tired of it PLUS my primary care goes through doctors like crazy and I was tired of#having to explain my life story every time I go to get a regular check up)#but anyway since it’s been 3 years I have to fill out a new patient form in their office before they can even let me know if they have an#appointment available this week like how fucked is that??? why can’t I fill it out before my appointment???#also they had the audacity to say to go to urgent care when the whole reason I called my doctors office is because my info is all there in#the system where as the urgent care people are likely going to have no access to my medical history and they won’t know anything about my#chronic conditions#I’m just so mad because the cyst hurts so fucking bad right now#I had to put a bandaid on it because it’s slightly beginning to burst and I’m terrified of taking the bandaid off#I’m just so torn on what I want to do#like I need to suck it up and go to urgent care but we need the car to get there and my dad has plans tomorrow night and Wednesday is#thanksgiving prep and I hate feeling like this huge burden#it’s the middle of the night rn so I can’t do anything about it and I’m just sad#like I should have stopped being a baby and went after supper but the cyst didn’t hurt as bad then
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