#offering reblog

[in-the-dreamland-we-live]

i should sleep more

Did i just smell someone who didn't get 8 hours of sleep last night?

[corpsentry]

a glass sun 1/2

[sapphiccyanide]

[warpfactor9]

i somehow never noticed the soft little "kirk..." right at the start here... it feels more impactful to hear spock intentionally switches to calling him jim after that to ground him, then captain to bolster his confidence once he's gotten ahold of himself again

[mo-mode]

Okay but the camper in the wheelchair either has a super tricked out celestial-bronze plated magical flying wheelchair with wings gifted by Hermes himself, or Chiron just gave zero shits about how inaccessible the outside world is because there is no way she’d survive a cross-country road trip while being chased by monsters in a normal wheelchair. If they offered me up for a quest like that, I would have wheelied my ass tf out of there. She chose a long-range weapon for a REASON

If the wheelchair IS tricked out, however, then I require a scene where her magical chariot-wheelchair hybrid flies her up above the big battle as she takes out monsters with flaming arrows, or the show is ableist. I don’t make the rules—

[jula483]

rhett loves bringing up shippers and fanfics any time he can - part 2537

(x)

[beautyofaphrodite]

Rainbow Aphrodite

(All images found on Pinterest)

[gilbirda]

Okay everyone, consider:

Paulina x Jazz

Wouldn't it be cute for Paulina and Jazz ship? Some kind of Nerdy smarts girl x the Popular girl

This has been rotting my brain for a while

Maybe she tutors Paulina because Dash recommends her and Paulina is actually pretty smart but has been playing dumb for the sake of popularity. And then Jazz actually enjoys tutoring Paulina and become friends???

Jazz laments she doesn't have friends and finds solace in the Popular Girl(tm) and crushes on her and Paulina is in Denial about liking Jazz because she's a Fenton, duh and-

and how about a "A fell first but B fell harder"?????

And how about Phantom!Jazz scenario???

like

suggestion for ship name -> Pink Turquoise

we searched in case there was something already but we couldn't find any

[queerpontmercy]

doomscrolling? got the dread in your bones?

your nervous system is overwhelmed and needs help making sense of this! please take 5 minutes to help it re-orient! you can:

hum, sing, scream, or use your voice in some way to stimulate your vagus nerve

yawn, sigh

exhale more than you inhale (deep breaths are good when you're calm. but if you're not calm, you may hyperventilate). blow on your fingers like you're blowing out candles.

give yourself compassion through soothing touch (hand on heart, hand on hand, bear hug, etc)

lean on a wall or lie on the floor. push against a hard surface.

shake, kick, flail, feel your body in physical space

experience a different temperature (cold if you're sluggish and foggy, warm if your muscles are tense)

induce pressure (sit on your feet, give a tight hug, layer clothing)

you've been thrown into fight or flight literally overnight. it's next to impossible to make good decisions- tactical decisions, even - if your body is stuck in this state; the part of you that plans, assesses risk, etc, is offline and we need it online. we're all going to need each other right now, so do what you can to ride out this wave, help someone else out, do it again. rinse, repeat.

[melodyatlas]

still thinking about that specific type of jaytim fic where tims still robin and jays still a crime lord and somehow some random villian captures robin and he ends up being given/sold/bought by red hood

the powerplay involved is just *chefs kiss* so fucking good

[leoppipi]

I take Mashita's hand and step by step, proceed into the darkness.

[foolishlovers]

out of the blue by foolishlovers (E, 3.6k, complete)

Crowley has longed for nights entwined with Aziraphale, their bodies warm and close, for as long as he can remember. Though he braces for yet another goodbye, there’s an unyielding sparkle in the angel’s eyes tonight - and he decides to stay, breathing life into Crowley's wistful dreams.

[maybe-boys-do-love]

Ukes deserve to be thicccc.

Jiang Tian isn't sitting behind Sheng Wang in The On1y One for nothing...

It's not just Wen's complicated living situation that seduced Uncle Jim in Moonlight Chicken...

Karan didn't have a secret crush in Cherry Magic Thailand for eight years just because Achi was good with pens...

Ukes deserve to be thicc.

In fact, thicc ukes should also get to be thiccer in the future, and we should have more of them.

[theinfinitedivides]

category 5 Devil's Minion San Fran '73 moment ('it'll feel like a bath. rest. like honey on your tongue.') vs category 5 Loumandiel Dubai '22 moment ('what's he taste like?' 'i didn't ask that.' 'you were thinking it.' 'stay out of my head.' 'honey and pineapple. he stuffs himself with both for days before he offers himself to me. would you like to sample?')

[narsh-poptarts]

im unfortunately away from my tablet for a week because traveling but i did my first artfight attack!!! (er... friendly fire) :DDD @u3pxx mine and your sonas are shaking hands, love blooming on the battle field is what i LIVE for

u3pxx on Artfight

Me on Artfight

[jesterjaxx]

In my brain there lies an AU of the total drama show in universe being censored and cut for time and TV ratings and that a decade later "Total Drama extended edition" comes out and its just like 20% more chaotic and gay then it already was