#ofc im gonna get this kit

[jacaerysgf]

Worth it

Summary: your little sister has a big crush on cregan stark, you attempt to help her score him but his eyes seem to be stuck somewhere else.

c.w: reader is older than cregan, reader is 24, cregan, jace and readers sister are 21, tension, fingering (fem), sister is referred to as kit, cregan is taller (not specified how much) not proofread

w.c: 2k

a.n: was asked if i could do modern cregan and im like OFC !! once i open up my requests again i will definitely add cregan to my list !!

You just watch as your sister paces around your room with a bored face.

“kit-”

“What am i gonna wear? omg my nails look so bad i knew i should have gotten my nails done yesterday fuck!”

Your sister had gotten an invite to a party tonight but it wasn’t just any party. It was cregan starks party. your sister has had a big crush on cregan since the beginning of this school year. You have seen him around before, living in a college town leads to you seeing most of the college students around. You hated to say it but he was hot.

But you can’t tell that to her, when she showed you his picture you acted like you thought he was ugly to make her happy, knowing she would have lost it if you told her you thought he was hot. He was just your type, a bigger guy that clearly worked out, he was kind from what you had heard about him. But none of that mattered what you did know is your sister was completely delusionally in love with him and wanted to sleep with him tonight.

“Kit it’ll be fine, you’re cute, if he doesn’t like you then he can go fuck him.”

“ugh but i want him to fuck me!” she flops face first onto your bed with a groan and you just roll your eyes. “You’re acting like this over a guy….” “I know i know but you must get it, wanting a guy so badly.” You stop and think to yourself. You’ve been with a couple guys in the past but when you try to think about anyone the only guy that pops up in your head is cregan. No. It must be because your sister was just talking about him.

“I guess? but i promise you will never catch me rolling around like a baby and whining over one.” She lifts her head and pouts at you, “I am not.” “I didn’t even say it was you but if the shoe fits.” She stands mumbling to herself about how much she hates you but you just laugh and fall back.

“Well what are you gonna wear tonight?” “What are you talking about?” “They said i can only come if you come with me.” You sit up and look at her confused, “What?” “That's what Jace said, oh and he asked if we can pick up some booze.” That must be it, but you have no clue why you have to come. and how close was she to these people they know who you are?

“im not a college student kit it would be fucking weird if i showed up.” “Y/n please i really wanna go,” she pouts and you and laces her hands together to beg you. You can’t say no to your sister. Your face must admit defeat because all attempts of arguing with you sister go down the drain as she throws and dress at you and demands you get changed so she can go see if she can try to chat with cregan. Fuck it, you’ll stay for like twenty minutes or atleast until you see cregan and your sister chatting then you’ll leave.

You feel awkward as soon as you walk in, especially since your sister runs away from you basically as soon as you step through the door because she spotted some of her friends. You grip the boxes of beer you have tightly in your hand as you try to glance around to find a kitchen. You walk around a bit and manage to find it, letting out a sigh of relief as you place down the boxes.

“Thanks gorgeous.” You jump and turn around being faced with the man himself. “Cregan.” He had a wide grin on his face, “My reputation proceeds me.” You open and close your mouth trying to come up with something to say. God he was hot. fuck you can think like that. Your eyes drift down and you can see a little bit of his chest due to his unbuttoned shirt and hear him laugh and look back up and you see him just watching you. You take a major step back as you flush.

”I'm sorry-” “Don’t apologize i like you looking at me.” He moves closer to you and you move back until you hit the table and he’s standing right in front of you. “You’re beautiful.” “Thank you..” You look away from him and from where you are you can see you sister chatting with her friends. Your eyes widen and you push his chest making him stumble back from you out of view.

“I can’t talk to you.” He raises one of his eyebrows, the look on his face never dropping. “And why can’t i?” you shake your head trying to move around him so you can leave, “I'm not a student.” “I know.” He keeps on standing in front of you, “ Your kits sister, wanted you here.” You tilt your head, What?

“Huh?” He steps closer and you can feel his breath on your face, “I like you. Wanted you here tonight so i can finally get the chance to talk to you.”

what?

“I can’t.” You can’t do this to your sister could you? She seemingly really likes this guy. No matter how hot you think he is. “Why not?” “My sister likes you.” You blurt out. He doesn’t seem shocked by your reply. as if he already knew this info already. he just looks up to the living room with a shrug, “Doesn’t seem like she likes me much.” You turn your head and see her sitting on some guys lap making out with him. You’re gonna fucking kill her. She was so determined early what happened to that?

“oh..” “come with me.” he offers you his hand, no pressure for you to take it. You shake your head, “im older than you..” “And? that's even better.” you raise your eyebrows at him, finally feeling relaxed for the first time since you stepped through the door. “You into older women?” He shrugs with a smirk on his face, “could be, never been with one. never been with anyone like you.” you flush but try to keep up your attitude. “You couldn’t handle me.”

He leans down and whispers in your ear, “I would love to try,” He presses a kiss on your ear before pulling back and once again offering you his hand. “You don’t have to say yes.” With one more glance at your sister who seems to be eagerly shoving her tongue down that poor guys throat you grab his hand. “fine, but you better make this worth it.” “Believe me, i will.”

You don’t make another sound as he’s leading you up the stairs. you try to keep your face hidden in case you sister just so happened to look in your direction. you don’t look up until you enter a bedroom, standing in the middle of it. You hear a click behind you and you turn around. He grips your face and pulls you into a kiss.

You can feel his facial hair scratching against your skin in a delicious burn. He’s a good kisser, a really good kisser, but you won’t tell him that, it seems like his ego is already high enough. you two walk back until your falling back onto the bed. You watch as he rips the buttons off his shirt and throws it aimlessly on the floor. “You couldn't just unbutton it?” he laughs, “You should take it as a complement i want you so bad.”

That certainly has you pressing your thighs together and he grins before getting on top of you and kissing you once more. One of his hands slide up to your titties and play with them over the fabric of your dress while the other slides down to your core, rubbing you over your underwear. “Fuck you're so wet, all this for me?” “yes, just for you.” He laughs, “your tune as changed from the kitchen.”

He rubs over your clit and you throw your head back, “Shut up and touch me please.” he lets out another chuckle before taking his hand off your titties and bring it to move your underwear aside, “Anything for you.” He suddenly shoves two fingers into you and your hands grip his shoulders. “Fuck you’re so tight.” You can feel him wiggle and press his fingers against your walls. “cregan…” “I know i got you.” His pace is fast enough you are not whining but slow enough to where you are left aching all over. Your dress is far too tight. you are so hot you feel like you can’t breath. you arch your back and try to pull down the zipper on your back to take it off. You hear some mumbled curses from cregan before he reaches his free hand to your back and pulling it down. You let out a sigh of relief that is quickly followed by a loud moan as he plays with your clit with his thumb.

He pulls your dress down far enough with his free hand to free your breasts and lets out some more mumbled curses, admiring you with a shine in his eyes. “You are so gorgeous.” You don't respond. not that you could in your state. He leans down and takes one of your nipples in his mouth and rubs the other one with his hand.

The stimulation is too much for you to bear, your legs begin to shake which causes cregan to lift his mouth off you and look at you, “You gonna cum?” You nod your head, your eyes closed tight. “cum, fuck i wanna feel it cum.” He does not still even as his hand becomes drenched in your juices. He stops after awhile, letting you ride out your orgasm before he slowly pulls out his fingers, bringing them to his mouth and sucking on them.

He goes down to unbutton his jeans before there's a knock on his door. “cregan!”

an annoyed look dawns his face as he glares at the door, “What the fuck do you want jace?”

“Kit’s looking for her sister. want’s to tell her shes leaving. you know where she is.” You look at him alarmed and try to sit up but he just pushes you back down. “If i see her ill let her know.” there's some talking outside the door you can’t hear, its your sister and Jace. you hear footsteps fading before a key gets inserted in the lock and his head pops in. cregan lays the blanket over you to cover you.

“Jace i though i told you to fucking cover for me.” Jace just rolls his eyes, “I've been fucking doing it you dipshit, she got worried about her sister when i tried to take her back to mine.” you finally get a good look at him and you realize he's the guy that your sister was making out with on the couch. Cregan just shakes his head and rolls his eyes, “fine fine you leaving?” Jace nods and sends you a smile before you turn your head away embarrassed. “have fun.”

The door clicks with a lock and cregan tosses the blanket off you, “sorry about that.” “did you ask jace to hook up with my sister?” “don’t say it like that he actually likes her.”

he goes back to unbuttoning his jeans, “you still wanna continue?” You nod, reaching your hands over to pull him out of his pants. “You still need to make this worth it you know.”

[meadowscarlet]

SECRET’S OUT | HF39.

✩ — summary: you and hector are in a relationship that you both decided to keep private in order to protect yourself and him from fanatical fans and media scrutiny… that is until you are shipped with his teammate which sends him to do something impulsive: post you in public.

✩ — héctor fort x fem!reader

✩ — author’s note: not back i did this for funsies nd in honor for 24/25 sznnnn starting next month also i dont speak spanish i used google translate soz if there’s some mistakes 🫶🏼

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youruser italy was a dreaaaam 🇮🇹♥️🥲 !!!!!! will miss it here sm pero extraño más mi hogar (but i miss my home more)

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friend CHICA HERMOSA TE EXTRAÑO 😍 (beautiful girl i miss you)

youruser 🥹 gracias amiga (thank you friend)

marcguiu9 será mejor que me traigas algún recuerdo (you better bring me some souvenir)

lamineyamal yo también 😎 (me too)

youruser déjame en paz 🙄🙄🙄 (leave me alone)

pablogavi 😍❤️

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random OMFGGGG THE BARCA BOYS?????

random she’s friends with marc and lamine?? who is this girl

random probably gavi’s gf? he commented a heart eyes emoji and she liked it

random GAVI NOOOOOOOO

random hector in her likes too stop

random i dont blame him she’s fine asf 😭😭😭

random im gonna kms

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youruser 💐 volver a casa :) (back home)

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random as if she couldn’t get hotter ofc she’s a culer im in love

random hala madrid

random fuck off

friend stunning!!!!!

random she’s so unreal

random waiting for gavi to reply 🤓

random hector and gavi in the likes this is insane

pablogavi ❤️

random BITCHH

random I SHIPPPPP they look so cute together

random you’re delusional go back to sleep 🤣

hctorforrt_ bienvenido de nuevo (welcome back)

youruser :)

random NAHHHHHHHH FUCK OFF

random HECTOR WHAT

random SHE REPLIED HOLD ON

random wait what about gavi????

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hctorforrt_ contento (contented)

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random THE SECOND SLIDE????? it’s so over

random the soft launch 😭 congrats 😭 whoever 😭 she 😭 is 😭

marcguiu9 vamos hermano ❤️❤️ (let’s gooo brother)

lamineyamal eres tan caliente 😫 (you are so hot)

random LMFAO LAMINE

marcbernal_ hermanoooo ❤️ (brother)

pablogavi vamonoooos 😍 (let’s goooooo)

random oh my god did anyone else noticed the similarities between y/n’s post and hector’s?

random YEAH i thought i was the only one 😭 the matching camera pose???

random but isn’t she gavi’s gf?

random nothing is confirmed

random i like her better with gavi

random girl boo

joaofelix79 hector con novia 😮 (hector with girlfriend)

lamineyamal él debería esconderse (he should hide)

joaofelix79 demasiado tarde 😂 (too late)

random SPILL IT WHAT THE HELL

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youruser visca barca!!!!! 💙❤️ estoy muy orgulloso y feliz, el partido fue increíble! 🥹 (i am very proud and happy, the match was incredible)

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friend bonita! 😘 (pretty)

youruser gracias linda! 🥲🥲🩷 (thank you pretty)

random i was sitting behind her 😭 can confirm she’s absolutely gorgeous and veryyyyyy kind

random who’s kit was she wearing???

random she was wearing hector’s kit! she cheered so loud when he got an assist w fermin’s goal it was amazing 🤩🤩🤩

random SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. WAR IS OVER.

random i saw her wave hello to gavi?????

random man im fucking confused now

random cant let the gang know i fw y/n gavi hector issue

_ferminlopez 🤩❤️

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hctorforrt_ tuve suerte 😁 (i was lucky)

youruser me pregunto porque 🤔 (i wonder why)

random ok it’s so obvious alr im crying

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hctorforrt_ @/fcbarcelona 🔥💯

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youruser chica orgullosa aquí 🙋🏻‍♀️ (proud girl here)

random she forgot the friend

hctorforrt_ hice lo mejor que pude para alguien especial 😉 (i did the best i could for someone special)

random rip gavi 🕊️

pablogavi ¿por qué estoy muerto? (why am i dead?)

random ICBBBBBBBB 😭😭😭😭😭

_ferminlopez 🍬🍬

marcguiu9 orgulloso de tí hermano 🥰 (proud of you brother)

random HOTTTTT

random VAMOS BARCA 💙❤️ (let’s go)

random finally had minutes and u delivered BLESS U HECTOR

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hctorforrt_ mi amuleto de la suerte ❤️ @youruser (my lucky charm)

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fcbarcelona 💯🔥❤️

youruser 🥲 mi chico favorito (my favorite boy)

hctorforrt_ te amo niña bonita (i love you pretty girl)

pablogavi FINALMENTE (finally)

hctorforrt_ finalmente 😌 (finally)

pablogavi jaja ustedes chicos 🤦🏻‍♂️❤️ (haha you guys)

lamineyamal MAMÁ Y PAPÁ (mom and dad)

youruser sólo somos un año mayores que tú 😒 (we are only a year older than you)

marcguiu9 😍😍😍 hermosa pareja (beautiful couple)

* ♥ by author

random this is so adorable 😭

random I KNEW IT

random such a hot couple im dying

random they’re perfect i shed tears

random oh my days

random she’s so beautiful 😭🫶🏼

* ♥ by author

alejandrobalde 🔥

random so i can still have gavi 😍

random brother eugh

[lynnlovesthestars]

Could you do a Astarion x Tiefling Reader were they are sitting alone underneath there tents canopy in and they are sewing to pass the time humming and doesn't notice Astarion walk up after he was looking for them . ( they could be making something for him maybe for his 'birthday' after learning that it was that day ) .

omg sorry i took so long but my creativity juices flow in funny ways ahah.. to make it a little easier for me, since my tiny brain has been having a hard time in putting words down, i thought it would have been nice to tie this up with a oneshot i wrote a few weeks ago.. i wish i followed better your prompt- though i hope you'll like it.

Ofc reading the part before this won't change the experience, but it was nice to tie them together cause it gave a little continuity and idk anyways i hope you'll like it though it's mostly introspective and a lil angsty when astarion shows up..

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Masterlist.

Part 1. (the one shot i tied this to)

My prompt list for requests.

Taglist: @sessils @spacebarbarianweird (i forgot to add it yesterday cause im an idiot, but better late than never ahah)

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Golden.

Pairing: astarion x GN!tiefling!reader

Summary: the huge tear in his shirt caught your eye again, and you decided to give him a reminder that someone cared about him.

Genre: angsty?, lots of thinking, self-doubt, avoidance✨

You never noticed the tears carefully patched up on Astarion’s shirt until you were retrieving your dried clothes from the fire.

His button up sat up ripped on the stone like you left it on the night before, yet you still couldn’t help but focus on the smaller sewn tears already covering the fabric. It was such a precise job, that you wouldn’t have been able to tell that the fabric was ever broken until you looked closely and the places where the thread was tightly pulled became clearer.

You made a mental note of it as you walked back to your tent, holding up the bundle of yours and Astarion’s clothes.

The camp was lively that morning: yelling, singing, clattering of bottles and pans, along with rustling of the leaves had saturated the air, charging it with an electrifying energy.

In the middle of the chaos, your brain still stirred towards Astarion and the way you woke up curled up in his side, while he was meditating.

The tension that filled the tent the night before was gone. The only thing left from the night before was the ghost of his bite on your neck, and his body holding you to him.

When he broke his trance, he acted like nothing ever happened. Like you didn’t sleep twisted with him, or the way he drove you insane the night before.

You could still feel his lips on your neck as you collected your sewing kit from the tent, which still smelled like him, blood and bergamot.

As you spread the shirt on your lap, you could relive the events of the night before like a bard stuck on encore after encore.

You could feel the warmth of your bodies pressed to each other still spreading over your skin as you carefully prepared the essential to fix the tear.

You studied the tear that spread over the back, you knew it was going to be hard to make it seem flawless like the rest of them, but you wanted to attempt for him.

Worst case scenario, it was gonna stay broken anyways.

As you started to work on the tear, and you noticed how the uneven edges were not coming out nicely, an idea spurred in your mind.

At worst you were already planning on buying him a new one when you reached Baldur’s Gate. You had connections in the lower city, and you knew you could get a tailor to make the same button up if you brought a reference.

You worked on the shirt for what felt like hours, while everyone was enjoying their day, whether they took care of chores around camp or disappeared for walks, but as everyone came and left, the only one you had not seen was Astarion.

It was only when the sun was starting to set that you finally spotted him near his tent as he was looking for something in his bag.

You were just done with the shirt, and you couldn't help but hope he liked it.

You folded the shirt carefully along with the rest of his clothes, and as you were ready to head towards Astarion, he already stood in front of you.

His face was unreadable like he wanted to convey a specific emotion, but couldn't figure out how to. He was tense, his arms were frozen at his sides, so you decided to break the ice.

“I did this for you” You carefully showed him the pile of his neatly folded clothes, and his shirt on top.

“I wanted to fix your shirt, but the tear was too-” You started but before you could explain, Astarion had stopped you almost harshly.

“You didn't have to”He said briefly, it sounded mostly like an admonishment, yet you could have sworn there was some sort of softness to it. 

“I know, but I wanted to” 

“Why?” His furrowed brows were inquisitive, trying to gauge your intentions as he wetted his lips. 

“Cause I care about you, I literally told you yesterday” The words slipped out of your lips just as quickly as your tail was swishing nervously.

He scoffed, folding his arms and turning his eyes away from you. “No one does things for free” You could tell there was something odd from him, as if he was trying to bury something under this indifference he was trying to put up now.

“Count this as a gift then” You jutted your chin towards him and invited him to take the clothes still in your arms.

He was taken aback by the simplicity with which you said those words, almost carelessly, and most of all to the person that deserved them the least, especially how hard he was being with you.

He wanted to quip back but you resumed your explanation before he could even think of a response and he wanted to hate it so much. 

“As I was saying, I tried to fix the tear, but it didn't want to look nice, so I embroidered the shirt with a gold pattern” You explained as you pointed at the button up. Astarion was so focused on shielding himself that he didn’t even look at his clothes, she could have gave him one of her shirts for what he knew and he would have not realized it until he would be in his tent. 

His eyes finally fell on the piece of clothing his mouth fell slightly open. He traced the golden thread carefully, as if it was a creation of his sick mind. “I hope it’s not too much.”You trailed off, your words were warm, almost sticking to his skin like glue. He wanted to shake them off himself, he wanted to yell that he didn’t deserve such attentions, that you were an idiot to do all of this for someone that had planned to use you, but it was like something in his body stopped him from screaming and lashing out at you, the only thing he could manage to do was the simple task he gave himself in the morning.

“I came here to thank you for last night, and for your kindness” He started with a honeyed voice. “But I suppose I have one more thing to add to the list” He clutched the bundle of clothes to his chest, tipping his head forward in thank you.

[jesterbiscuits]

Angry husband and his lovely sweetheart wife💥💥💥💥

Anyways since I didn't post yesterday I will be taking breaks on every Wednesday's and the weekends from posting but other then that this is Oat'whisker and his mate Turtle'flame they are both dead I actually thought I could fucking make Oat'whisker as a white smokey mackerel but turn out I'm wrong💀 funny how Oat'whisker is always name after by some of his clanmates in honor of him or something he did in the past originally he was supposed to be made leader when the former leader who has a name now as Scorch'star before Lion'star became leader was gonna pick him but due to the 'fake omen' happening he pick Lion'star instead of Oat'whisker and since I have post Oat'whisker mentor aka his uncle as well as u can his mentor was abusive towards him after Oat'whisker mother Velvet'snake died from a battle from another clan and since she is Shaded'moon sister he blame onto Oat'whisker and that's not all he did he abuse him, overwork him, punish him by leaving almost starve to death along with thirst of him not letting his app to drink water from the lake or from the moss and it was going on like this until Oat'whisker would start to overwork himself by training all day including nights which where he almost died from exhaustion and yadada after he became app and before his mother death his parents were already arguing until they broke up which ofc after his mother death his father died few moons after Oat'whisker became warrior early from saving one of his clanmates from almost getting taken from a eagle away until his sister died too after 6 moons later while she was having her mate kits bc she was murdered by someone and they don't know who until finally at last Oat'whisker brother was accidentally killed by Lion'star during a battle yadada until he did the same thing of how his uncle was towards him when Oat'whisker mentor Mud'star yadada im too lazy to explain about him and boom he died, While for Turtle'flame her father is a kittypet and she doesn't about it because she was most likely raised by Scorch'star as her father along with her littermates without knowing Scorch'star isn't her father he is just her adopted dad and her mother didn't tell her and her littermates until she find out herself when she became a warrior that Scorch'star isn't her father her actual father was a kittypet and she even have a argument with her mom telling her why she never told her and her littermates the truth until our of nowhere Curry who is her real father appear to the clan and went towards her mother telling her that he is here to see HIS kits and to take them back to his twolegs but she refuses to and yadada he try to kidnap his kits few weeks later and fail, and before all of that Turtle'flame and Oat'whisker were childhood friends and she wanted to be a kitsitter but since she secretly has a crush on Oat'whisker she decided to be a warrior so that way she could be still around with him she is very caring for him and didn't like the idea of him overworking himself at all when they were app but other then that Turtle'flame was killed by Sneeze'fur bc the choice Sneeze'fur was making after the great war, sadly her kits treats her like a rouge-

Fun facts about Oat'whisker: Oat'whisker fav prey is Eel since he isn't found of the idea of his clan eating rabbits, thrush, birds, etc, etc, and when he first mentor Turtle'flame brother Eel'jump bc his mentor retired to the elder dens and Scorch'star wanted to see if he did make the right choice of making Oat'whisker become warrior early after saving his clanmates and him overworking himself alot after Oat'whisker was made warrior early Eel'jump name was never Eel it was instead Bird but change his name after he also took a liking to Eel after how easy it was to catch fish since he has a disability of being three legged since birth so when he became warrior he requested Scorch'star to change his name into Eel after receiving his warrior name and he did. Since Oat'whisker was name after 6 times Oat'doodle who was 2nd to be named after him was name after him bc his mother Dew'flower was the cat that was almost being taken away from a eagle so when she has Shaded'moon kits she name one of her kits after him bc of it. Oat'whisker secretly likes cuddles but nobody knows expected for his mate Turtle'flame that knows but never told anyone since they cuddle a lot since they both sneak out of camp to hang out alot at night. Oat'whisker was only made as dep bc Lion'star try to tell him he was sorry but fail so the only way to do it was to make him be his dep when he became leader after Scorch'star death and even promised him that he will pick him as leader since Lion'star didn't have any kits at that time but yada after everything that happen to Mud'star, Oat'whisker was killed by Mud'star.

Fun facts about Turtle'flame: Turtle'flame was originally supposed to be a rouge that was found as a kit with her parents and littermates dead after something horrible happened to them while she was asleep. Turtle'flame has in fact some contacts to starclan cats but that isn't from brackenclan, coralclan, cometclan, bearclan, the-packclan, the tribe colony, spiderclan, barnclan, morningclan, the great stormless colony, snowclan, leafclan, woodlandclan and woodclan, where the current clans has the other clan bloodline and making to be their ancestors as well too, but never told anyone since it would make the clan to believe that she should be a med cat instead of a warrior and she was hatred of the idea of becoming a med cat so she never told anyone at all because she wanted a normal life to have a mate and kits with in her clan. Turtle'flame might have been the only one that probably knows that Mud'star killed his own father before lying to everyone that his brother Tiger'hiss was the one that have murder him even tho it took a hour for everyone to believe Mud'star instead of Tiger'hiss since Tiger'hiss was the 'Golden child' to his mother and biological father, including being the fav child to his mum Wildflower'thistle, okay why the fuck even am I even telling half of Mud'star and his brother Tiger'hiss lore this isn't a good timing for this, y'all will never see Mud'star design until I'm finish ALL OF my wc ocs designs and since I have other ocs that aren't wc and how much oc I have this is gonna take forever for everyone who is even reading this to see Mud'star design.

Idk who will be next to be design tmrw but oh well I will see who is next

Edit: anyways since I finally give Turtle'flame her facts I was supposed to post on Friday but the art I'm working on is gonna take a while which it's a redraw of my first post yea anyways uhh peace out.

[marimbles]

Ey I forgot to post this here but! I wrote a lil ladrien fic!

Word count: 3.2k

Summary:

Ladybug sniffed. “I saw through you right away. You look just like a celebrity trying to sneak past the paparazzi.”

Adrien frowned. “Well, I think I blend in better than you do. What are you supposed to be, a film noir detective on holiday?”

Or, Incognito Adrien runs into I'm-Not-Here Ladybug on the bus.

Mr. Perfect Disguise

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adrienagrestbrand

HALLELUJAH! My shoot was canceled!

lahiffesbeats

oh sweet!

wait the one with Lila?

adrienagrestbrand

Yes!!!

Apparently she caught the flu

lahiffesbeats

uhh why are you so excited that lila’s sick. that’s not cool man

adrienagrestbrand

Oh um I’m not excited that she’s sick! I’m just glad to have some extra time.

One of my mom’s movies is playing at this indie cinema downtown. Want to go see it with me?

lahiffesbeats

aw man, i cant :( im watching chris

adrienagrestbrand

Maybe you could bring him?

lahiffesbeats

nah, he can’t sit still during a movie lol

maybe alya is free?

adrienagrestbrand

Uh, you don’t think that would be a bit awkward?

lahiffesbeats

why

adrienagrestbrand

I mean, Alya is great, but we never hang out with just the two of us.

lahiffesbeats

ok so ask marinette

adrienagrestbrand

I don’t think Marinette would want to go with me 😅 Last time we went to the movies together, Gorizilla showed up and it was kind of a disaster.

I think I’ll just go on my own. I’m not sure the movie would be that interesting to any of you anyway, haha.

lahiffesbeats

well i know for a fact that marinette would be 3000% down to go to literally any movie with u but ok lmao

adrienagrestbrand

What do you mean? How do you know for a fact?

lahiffesbeats

nvm

have fun dude!

adrienagrestbrand

Sorry, but would you mind covering for me? I told Gorilla I was going to study with you.

lahiffesbeats

sure thing bro. i’m honored to protect your scandalous sneaky ways

i’m proud. honestly i might tear up

adrienagrestbrand

Thanks

And shut up

Gorilla will drop me off in a few, OK? Then when the coast is clear I’ll head over to the theater

lahiffesbeats

How are you gonna get there

adrienagrestbrand

I’ll take the bus

lahiffesbeats

the bus?

mr. famous rich boy teenage heartthrob model adrien agreste is gonna take the bus

adrienagrestbrand

Yes

And shut up

lahiffesbeats

bro i hate to ask but have you ever been on a bus

like do you know how it works

adrienagrestbrand

Yes!!!!

No

But how hard can it be? You just get on and pay the driver and ride it, right?

Wait, do they give change back for 100€?

lahiffesbeats

probably not lol

just take my travel pass

adrienagrestbrand

Really? You’d do that?

lahiffesbeats

ofc. i’m very invested in your teenage rebellion

u can give it back tmw

adrienagrestbrand

Thanks, Nino!! You’re the best

lahiffesbeats

yeah, yeah. i know

just have ur bodydude drop u off here and i will help u turn on Incognito Mode. for maximum stealth

i will make you a kit

adrienagrestbrand

A kit?

lahiffesbeats

yee

for Operation Teenage Rebellion

just trust me

see u in a few

adrienagrestbrand

See you

— — —

“Uh, Nino, are you sure about this?”

Adrien frowned down at his outfit. Nino’s “Incognito Mode” had turned out to be a pair of sunglasses, his signature red hat, and an old denim jacket with a mysterious stain on it, which he insisted Adrien wear to hide the fact that his shirt “cost literally a million Euros, dude.” He’d even made Adrien swap out his orange Agreste-brand sneakers for pair of Nino’s old Nike slides, which were the only thing small enough to fit him.

“Have I ever led you wrong?” Nino grinned. “Just trust me.”

Adrien opened his mouth to name a time or two when Nino had, maybe, actually, led him wrong, but before he could say anything, Nino was nudging him out the door.

“Sorry, man, I really gotta get back to Chris. And you gotta get to the bus.” He shoved a plastic sack into Adrien’s hands. “Later! Keep me posted.”

The door clicked shut behind him.

Adrien peered into the bag. It contained a neon yellow sports drink, a pack of American crisps with a cartoon cheetah on them, and a plastic blue card, which he assumed was Nino’s transit pass.

The bus would arrive in just a few minutes. Adrien hurried down the steps of Nino’s building and jogged to the corner to wait.

Soon, the bus rolled to a stop in front of him. He climbed aboard, pulling Nino’s hat lower over his eyes. The woman in front of him drew a ticket from her pocket.

“Oh—shoot.” Adrien reached into the bag and grabbed the blue card. The plastic rustled loudly. Blushing, he tapped the plastic card on the reader with a beep.

There was photo of Nino on the back of the card. Adrien’s hand shot back. He glanced up nervously at the bus driver, who was busy adjusting his mirror. Adrien’s muscles relaxed.

He followed the woman into the aisle. At this time of day, it was a crowded ride—standing room only. He squeezed through to an empty space next to a girl in a sunhat, pulling out his phone.

adrienagrestbrand

Why didn’t you tell me your transit card is also an ID??

lahiffesbeats

eh, they never check

how is operation teenage rebellion going

adrienagrestbrand

Well, I’m on the bus, at least.

lahiffesbeats

:’) proud of you, bud. my little rebel bro. breaking the law and everything

adrienagrestbrand

Wait, using someone else’s travel pass is illegal???

Before Adrien had a chance to fixate on the horror of his father bailing him out of jail (in this outfit), the bus took off with a lurch. He stumbled forward, nearly dropping his phone and treading on the toes of the girl in the hat.

“Sorry,” he said with a wince. So much for staying inconspicuous. He reached out and gripped one of the metal handlebars, tucking his other hand into his pocket. His fingers found his Marinette lucky charm, rolling the beads between his fingers.

“Oh, um, it’s fine!” The girl ducked her head. “It’s not a problem.”

Adrien blinked. There was something familiar about her. And something strange. Maybe it was the dark trenchcoat, which looked too heavy for the mild weather. Or maybe it was her wide-brimmed hat, more suitable for a beach than a crowded city bus.

He glanced down at her black leather gloves. If he didn’t know any better, he’d think she was trying to hide, just like him.

The bus rounded a corner, and despite his hold on the bar, Adrien staggered to the side. His free hand was thrown out wildly to try to keep his balance, and he nearly hit the girl on the nose.

“Sorry! Sorry,” he said quickly, scrambling back into place. His neck burned underneath the collar of his jacket.

“Don’t worry about it,” the girl mumbled.

Adrien shoved his hand back into his pocket and froze. His lucky charm was missing.

He scanned the floor and spotted it next to the girl’s boot.

“Um, excuse me, miss,” he said. “Would you mind handing me that? I dropped it.”

The girl peered down where he was pointing, face still hidden from view. Then she seemed to stiffen, frozen in place as she stared at the charm.

“Um, miss?”

She scooped it up and held it out to him, head bowed. “Here you go.”

“Thank y—” he started to say, but the words got lost on their way out. The girl’s hand was still outstretched, and he stared at the gap between her sleeve and her glove.

It was bright red, with a black spot.

The bus hissed to a stop. People clamored to their feet.

“Ladybug?” he whispered.

Her head snapped up. He caught a glimpse of her wide eyes through a pair of oversized sunglasses. Then she shot to her feet and pushed past him.

“Wait!” he called. He stumbled after her, down the steps and out the door. “Wait, please!”

She didn’t turn around. Just strode quickly down the street, the brim of her hat flopping with each step.

He broke into a jog and to catch up with her. “Ladybug!”

“I’m not—uh—who’s Ladybug?” She let out a breathless laugh. “Or, I mean, of course I’m not Ladybug. Why would you think that?”

“I, uh, saw your suit. Could you stop for a second?”

“No! I have to ca—I have … important business to attend to.”

“Um, before you do that, would you mind giving me back my lucky charm?”

She came to a halt, and he almost ran into her.

“Right,” she said quickly. “Here you go.”

She shoved the charm at him—he had to fumble not to drop it—and kept walking. But Adrien wasn’t willing to lose her that fast.

“What kind of business?” he asked quickly, dropping the charm into his plastic sack.

“Superhero business. Top secret.”

“Well, if it’s superhero stuff, then, um … why isn’t Chat Noir here too?”

“Because! It’s not—he isn’t—” She let out a little huff. “Because he wouldn’t get it. I have to do this alone.”

“I don’t think you ever have to do anything alone,” Adrien said. “Maybe he would get it if you explained.”

Finally, she stopped. Even with the double layer of her mask and her sunglasses, he could feel the weight of her gaze. “Why are you following me, Adrien?”

He blinked. “I … I didn’t realize you’d recognized me.”

“Well, um, that disguise isn’t very good.”

“It’s not?” He glanced down, suddenly feeling very self-conscious of the stained jacket and open-toed shoes. There was even a hole in the toe of his sock—Plagg kept stealing all of his good ones, and he always forgot to ask Nathalie for more.

Ladybug sniffed. “Not for me, anyway. I saw through you right away. You look just like a celebrity trying to sneak past the paparazzi.”

Adrien frowned. “Well, I think I blend in better than you do. What are you supposed to be, a film noir detective on holiday?”

Ladybug stiffened, and Adrien’s stomach dropped. He’d done it again. He’d let a stupid joke fall out of his stupid mouth, and now his lady was upset with him—this time, with Adrien him.

But Ladybug didn’t scoff, or cross her arms, or do any of the things she usually did when she didn’t like his jokes. Instead, she groaned, flattening the sides of her big, floppy hat to her head.

“This is so embarrassing,” she muttered. “I can’t believe this is happening.”

“It’s—it’s not that bad,” Adrien tried, but Ladybug just buried her face in her hands.

“Ugh! This stupid suit!” Her head snapped up. “If you have any better suggestions, Mr. Perfect Disguise, I’m all ears.”

“You could just … detransform?”

She froze again, and before she could say anything, he went on in a rush.

“I mean, if you don’t want to be noticed, couldn’t you just take the bus as, like, yourself? And then just transform when you get to wherever you’re going? That would draw less attention. Unless, by chance, you daylight as a circus clown.”

He laughed awkwardly, mentally kicking himself for cracking another bad joke. But to his surprise, she laughed too.

“Nope,” she said. “That’s Chat Noir’s civilian identity. I’m just a normal girl with a normal life.”

He clung to the echo of her laugh, letting it fill him up with a hesitant sort of confidence he couldn’t resist testing.

“Aw, come on, mila—Ladybug,” he dared to say. “I’m sure there is nothing about you that isn’t special. Spots or no spots.”

“You’re wrong. I’m super normal. The normalest.”

“No way.

“Yes way! I bet—” She seemed to hesitate. “I bet I could sit behind you at school and you wouldn’t even notice me.”

“Lies,” Adrien said. “I would definitely notice.”

“Right. Well … um, wow, would you look at the time!” She let out a nervous laugh, glancing down at an invisible watch on her wrist. “I’d better be off. It was nice to love you, Adrien—I mean, nice to see you. Bug out!”

She spun on her heel, and without his permission, his hand shot out to stop her.

“Um,” he said, “do you—I mean … well, I still don’t get why you’re in disguise. Do you need help with something?”

“No! I mean, thanks, that’s okay, but I really need to … oh.” Her voice trailed off, mouth falling open.

“What is it?”

“I was going somewhere, but I guess now I don’t … need to.”

“What do you mean?”

She held his gaze, biting her lip, and then released a breath, her words spilling out in a rush. “I heard you and Lila were gonna have a photoshoot today, so I was going over there to, like, stake it out and stop her from whatever terrible thing she was planning. But I was worried that if I wasn’t suited up already I’d have to find a place to transform and that could take forever because do you even know how hard it is to find a decent hiding place in one of the biggest cities in Europe?”

“Well—”

“And by the time I hid and transformed and got back, who knows what kind of damage she could’ve done? So I was like, ‘Okay, I’ll just have to suit up beforehand so I’m ready for action at a moment’s notice.’ But there really isn’t much that can cover a whole supersuit, so I stole—borrowed—my mom’s coat and the hat she bought for her trip to Côte d'Azur last year because, I mean, she literally never wears it, and I was gonna put it right back when I was done, and I couldn’t use any of my hats because they don’t have a big enough brim to hide my mask. Because, like, even with sunglasses on you can still see it, so I thought I could just kind of, like, bow my head and it would be fine—”

“Ladybug—”

“—and of course Tik—my friend told me it wasn’t a good idea, but I just couldn’t let anything happen because I’m the only one who knows what Lila’s capable of. So I’m the only one who can stop her.”

At last, Ladybug paused, breathing heavily, looking flushed beneath her mask.

“This is about Lila?” Adrien asked. “What were you afraid she was gonna do?”

She was definitely blushing now, pink spilling out from under all her layers of disguise. “Well—I don’t know! She would think of something! She’s a liar. Or—I mean …” She breathed in, closing her eyes briefly. “She is at high risk for akumatization. Or getting others akumatized.”

Adrien nodded. “I know.”

“You—you do?”

“Yeah.”

“Well, I thought you did, at one point, but then you started doing all these photoshoots with her, and you guys seem pretty … friendly.” She made a face at the word, like it was something slimy and poisonous. “I mean, like, being all cuddly and couple-y and—like, if you’re dating Lila, that’s … that’s fine, I just have to, um, warn you that—”

“We’re not dating,” Adrien cut in. “We’re not even friends.”

“You’re not?”

“No,” he said firmly. “The photoshoots are my father’s idea, and I kind of let Lila do what she wants with them because, well, I made a deal with her.”

Ladybug frowned. “What kind of deal?”

“I told her I would do the shoots with her if she’d leave my friend Marinette alone. Lila got her expelled from school temporarily. She almost got her akumatized. It was terrible.”

“You … you did that?” Ladybug asked, sounding strangely distant. “You did that for Marinette?”

Adrien nodded. “She’s really important to me. I couldn’t let anything else happen to her. I mean, I hate having to hang around Lila and pretend to be her friend, but”—he shrugged—“it’s worth it. To keep Marinette safe.”

Ladybug appeared to be in some kind of daze. She wandered to the edge of the walkway, sinking down onto a bench.

“Is something wrong?” Adrien asked.

She shook her head slowly, taking in a deep breath. “That’s, um, really nice of you, Adrien.” A pause. “You’re a good friend.”

He sat down beside her. “You know Marinette, right?”

“Yeah,” Ladybug said. “Yeah, I know her.”

“Then please don’t tell her about this. I don’t want her to feel guilty or anything. She has enough on her plate already. She does so much, and she cares about people more than anyone I know, and I don’t want this to be one more thing for her to worry about, you know?”

“Right.”

Adrien pulled his lucky charm from the sack. “She’s the one who gave this to me. Maybe it’s silly, but I feel like it brings me good luck. I always carry it with me wherever I go. My Marinette lucky charm.”

“That’s …” She looked down, hiding her face under the brim of her hat. “That’s really sweet.”

“Maybe … maybe this is what made me run into you today. At least, I feel like it’s good luck to see you.” He paused, smile faltering. “But maybe it wasn’t so lucky for you that I, like, chased you down. Sorry about that.”

She raised her head. “No! I’m really glad we ran into each other. Maybe that thing is lucky after all.”

“But you don’t need luck anyway, huh? You’re Ladybug.”

She laughed, and for the first time, she leaned her head back, lifting her face to the sky. “Trust me. I need all the luck I can get.”

For a moment, they just sat there, watching the people passing by. It was strange, to sit side by side like this with Ladybug—exactly like he’d done a thousand times before, but nothing was the same. A bench instead of a rooftop. The street instead of the sky. And Paris, bustling all around them, instead of twinkling from below.

He liked it like this. (He liked it any way, with her.)

“So,” she said, “were you not actually supposed to have a photoshoot today?”

“I was, but it was canceled.”

“Oh? Why?”

“Because Lila has a huge zit.”

Ladybug’s eyes widened, and then she snorted as her face crumpled with laughter.

“I’m serious,” Adrien went on. “It’s enormous. Like, a category 5 disaster event.”

“You’re lying! They’d just cover it with makeup.”

“You can’t cover a geographical landmark with makeup,” Adrien said gravely.

Ladybug doubled over, clutching her sides as she howled. He laughed with her, feeling almost weightless with the thrill of it. He was laughing with his lady, without his mask. He’d made her laugh, and she knew it was him, and when she lifted her head again, the smile on her face (big, bright, beautiful, brilliant) was for him, Adrien Agreste, and no one else.

Finally, Ladybug straightened, nudging her sunglasses up on her nose to wipe at her eye.

“Wanna go out with me?” Adrien blurted.

She froze. “What?”

“I mean—sorry!” Adrien shook his head quickly. “I was on my way to a movie. And since you’re free now, and you’ve already got your disguise, I thought maybe you’d want to … come with me? Or—or not! I don’t mean to presume any—”

“Yes,” she said.

“Wait. Really?”

“Yes, I’d, um …” She brushed a lock of hair behind her ear. “I’d love to go with you.”

Warmth shot through him like a firecracker, and he felt his face split into a grin. “Great. I’ve always wanted to see a movie with Beach Vibes Sherlock Holmes.”

She laughed. “Lead the way, Mr. Perfect Disguise.”

[daughterthethird]

SIIIIIIIIIIIGH well if you're still taking ocs then I GUESS Razz since Junipurr is already a thing ✋️🙄

YOUR LUCKY IM NICE. 👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥

Warrior-fication under the cut:

Hummingpaw was born from two (ex)clan leaders after the abolishment of the old Warrior code and (insert warrior cats Belos here). Despite their parents being officially retired leaders, they still tend to garner unwanted attention solely from the fact that they are leader-born (But also cause junipurr is just mighty popular amongst the clans i guess). Not only was the attention incredibly annoying, it also causes their gifted “powers” to flare up unpredictably.

Ever since they were a kit, they’ve been having unusually vivid dreams that keep reccuring. They quickly figured out that, for whatever reason, these dreams seem to foretell incidents that will happen in the future no matter how big or small. But it didn’t stop at just dreams, throughout the day they would get visions of other clanmates future. As you could imagine it rapidly became overwhelming. But while they kept this information to themselves and their family, it didn’t take long until the clan found out about their secret.

It was a joyous day for the clan—Starclan has chosen this young apprentice as their guide! It’s clear to them that Hummingpaw was a gifted cat, their “strong connection to Starclan” pretty much says it all. After they discovered their hidden powers, they were swiftly transferred to the medicine den and began training as a medicine cat… without asking how Hummingpaw thought of all of this.

Which ofc leads to alot of religious spite and hatred towards Starclan for “cursing” them, even if they dont show it 👍 and yeah theyre still gonna get the “seeing ghost/spirits” stuff btw cause thats actually a canon thing that happens in the books—one character even became a lil crazy cause of it !!! 😋

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OH OH OH and as a special bonus for ya- heres a slight junipurr redesign + vitimeow doodle teehee ;3 i wanted to design the parents first so id know how ill go about razz… i def had way more fun than i shouldve LMAOAOOAO

(The quality is kinda garbage but just bear w me ok 💔)

[fullcollapse-mp3]

since we telling stories i have a VERY funny one this is likeee preschool era 2014 detroit and i have a feeling this is proof ive been on the aroace spec since forever 😭 (SORRY THIS IS SO LONG)

so in school rhere was this one guy who was the biggest ass simp for me its insane and he wasnt even a guy it was a BOY (this is preschool so ofc he was maybe 4?!?! i was a year older so i was abt 5 or maybe im tripping and i was 4 aswell WTV) and when i say simp i mean SIMP okay he would literally follow me around, was basically attached to my hip, always sat beside me (and id try my best to get away from him HELP), and overall was just always around me and at the time i found this insanely creepy bc i was a kid and i thought he was weird af 😭😭😭

i shit u not thag around christmas time 2014, our parents came to the achool so we could make lil milk carton gingerbread houses and his mum was like “r u gonna put my name on ur house?? ^_^” the kid was like “no im gonna put zariah’s name on it” IM YELPING and he even got me a frozen themed hair kit so that was fun (i thanked him for it but even then i was like pushing him off)

NO I BET NOW THIS KID IS ONE OF THOSE "where my hug at 🫲🤨🫱" TYPW DUDES ISTG

being FOUR and doing all this is the cherry on top tho like WHHHGATTTT

[akascow]

finally have at least 1 star on all weapons (except chargers bc fuck chargers) 🤭 whyd it take me 3 years well i like my shooters okay i dont have to do anything except hold ZR and zone out i dont wanna step out of the comfort zone LMAO

anyway heres my collective Very scientific research on everything that i barely remember bc i started doing this in like chill szn 2023

on average i got about 4 wins per weapon, outta probably 10 games and 4500p ~ish, but if youre actually good probably less lmao. and i exclusively play turf war bc anarchy makes me too angry (and im dookie at it ofc). and with stick controls bc motion ctrls makes me motion sick (go figure hey?)

shooters my beloved but yall are so right when u say the devs 100% favor shooters over any other class bc wow how do we have 31 shooters and still only 7 brushes💀 nozzlenoses took the longest bc i hate nozzlenoses HOWEVER some of the kills i got w them were nastyyyy i did not know they were capable of such destruction. also gals are kinda underrated ? slay queen idk. somewhat off topic but idk how i never 2-3 starred aerosprays ? i though i did but theyre both at 1 HAHA crazyyyy. and i may be bias but nzap is truely the underrated king of kings, they have some odd kits ('89 w the super chump?) but so fun to use i will not tell a lie, that being said if i see a ton of nzaps in the future im gonna be mad SHE'S MINE BACK OFF /j

splatlings as it turns out are not actually that bad ? who'uld'a thought HAHA theyre the most recent (and last) class i finished (literally got the last one like 1hr ago LMAO) ballpoint and mini are kinda fun i wont lie, naut is pretty dope i like the '79 kit teehee, hydra charging speed was the death of me but thats always expected

stringers were by far the worst weapon class that shit took forever and theres only 7 of them. like omg i actually hated every second of it lol idk how stringer mains have any happiness in their soul but i never wanna touch a one again. the wellstrings took me the longest bc i kept putting off using them i genuinely had zero fun the entire time LMAO i hate those fuckers hashtag never again

brellas were actually not bad at all ? i blazed through them idk why ppl dog on them so much bc undercover was lowkey fun to use lol (sorella has a stupidass kit tho). i think tentas were the worst idr why but ik they took me so long to finish i think it had to do w turf coverage idk. a lot of the kits were lame actually

buckets were great i love me my buckets, easy way to get carpel tunnel but theyre great for killing. Ive said it before but blobber is my only 5star weapon and i still dk how i managed that bc ive mained nzap for almost 2 years and im still like 200k pts away from 5star lol. it took me like 9 months w blobber probably, slosher deco biggest downgrade fr fr tho wth am i supposed to do w angle shooter and zipcaster HAHA. explosher took the longest bc im really bad with slow firing + huge ink consumption weapons, plus the aim is so awkward like why its it going over the opponent no go stright wtf. dread wringer surprised me plus the kit is goated, sloshing machine is weird i cant get used to it lol

splatanas im kinda bad at, decavitators took the longest bc its such an odd weapon (once again the charged heavy ink weapons are my downfall) bUT when the stamper hits connect it feels GOOD HAHA.

brushes i probably hit 1star a while ago bc its baby BUT PAINBRUSH IS SO FUN AHAHAA the amt of double digit kills in single turf wars i got w those fuckers i am ruthless <33 pretty sure it was all i played during grandfest and i got so many fistbumps HAAH

rollers easy dub as expected, idk how theres still only 11 of them in the 10 years theyve had time to develop the class but ig theres not that many ways to spin a roller idk. dynamo my behated they can never make me like you, that shit is so slow and so ink heavy and everything else thats bad HAHA theres a reason i put it off for last,, splat roller fun as hell mowing down everyone in sight huge fan of one hit kills lol, i have no recollection of flingzas and bigswigs but im sure i wasnt a fan bc once again slow fling speed but ik those kills were nasty HAHA

dualies i rarely used dualie dashing bc i used sticks and its hard to quick turn when ur rolling around the map, they were easy to use tho i think ? splat, dapple and tetras were by far the easiest i think dark tetra is the best bc of range and kit, gloogas were boring as hell and dousers were just fuckin weirdddd. but i think after the painters (check the tags) they were the first class i finshied 1starring

blasters i was never a huge fan of bc slow firing rates are frustrating to me and im not good at those swim-jump-blast ppl who main them bc once again i use sticks, they were lowkey fun tho i will admit lol. i love clash blasters now theyre so funny u just pummel an opp in the face like 7 times in half a second HAHA rapid blasters is an oxymoron (nothing rapid about them) but they were my second least hated to use so theyre fine. sblast was agonizingly slow to do bc they took the worst part of blasters and said hmm how can we make her hate this even more lmao

subs- suction bomb always the best, angle shooter my behated im not coordinated enough to figure that shit out HAHA, ink wall is stupid and usually paired with the least useful weapons lmao (big swig ? really ??). rarely used toxic mist when i had it but it kinda eats ? point sensor and ink mine are actually really good too im a new fan HEEHEE i love outing ppl LMAOOO. sprinkler remains one of the most useless subs in the game HAHA i wish fish sticks in salmon run were this pointless, never learned how to use fizzy bomb i felt stupid everytime i threw it jksjdllka

specials- inkjet i cannot aim for shit idk how ppl are so good with that LMAOO and zipcatser i will never understand you <3 anytime i had it in a kit i literally never used it bc its such a weird ability, reefslider killerwail and triple inkstrike are 10/10 as usual, i used to dislike tacticooler bc it gives up ur position in ink but ive learned to enjoy it especially bc its on my main lol, inkvac is weird and super chump is dumb, triple splashdown is cool but on the opposing side it PISSES me OFF when u still get splatted from an opponent even tho u kill them mid strike (also i feel like the range is wayyy off)

least favorite kits were the order replicas bc they were literally just that,, replicas so it was like yay i finally got the one star ! time for the next one- oh its the same exact thing again. yippee😐

i guess theyre right tho its actually a good way to learn all the weapons and kits, and if u know how to play a weapon then its actually not the worst ? crazy right... uh that being said chargers and stringers will always be terrible sorry to like idk gootuber mains or wtvr im sure youre used to it tho </3

anyway to yap since we're here; i also have 710 hours on splat3n, almost at level 92, i have every single non-catalog specific gear including amiibos, almost every catalog gear (need fresh past lvl40 and basically every sizzle rip), have every single weapon, almost all the tableturf cards (just need 11 fresh and 11 rare), and only need 8 more emotes uwu

[thatonesapphicfilipino]

GENDER EUPHORIA STORY TIMEEE

btw this was at the same event as this but soo important to be included

OMG SO THERE WAS THIS RUN THING LIKE A BIT FROM MY HOUSE THAT MY DANCE STUDIO WAS SPONSORING AND WE WERE IN THUS ROOM WITH THE OTHER SPONSORS AND ONE WAS GIVING AWAY LIKE PLAY DOIGH KITS AND ME AND MY SISTER GOT PLAY DOUGH KITS CAUSE OFC AND OMFG

SO WE WERE GONNA BE THERE FOR LIKE A WHOLE HOUR OR MORE SO I WENT TO PUT THW PLAY DOUGH IN THE CAR AND CUZ YK ITS A RUN FOR A SCHOOL THERE WERE OTHER YOUNGER KIDS THERE AND ONE KID KWJSJFKDI

THIS KID SAW ME AND WAS LIKE “wait why did.. she get two play doughs” LIKE THIS KID HAD TO PAUSE TO DETERMINE MY GENDER OMGGG IM WINNING LIKE IM WEARING GREEN CARGO PANTS DOCS A T SHIRT SND A CROPPED SWEATER YK VERY GENDER BUT LIKE EASILY ANDROGYNOUS LIKE OMGG THIS KID HAD TI PAUSE TO DETERMINE MY GENDER IM SO HAPPY IM REACHING PEAK ANDROGYNY IM WINNING GENDER I AM SO HAPPY

[narwhalandchill]

also i completely forgor to watch the hsr stream i hear theres like 37 xianzhou characters coming up? hard to feel that invested in anyone yet without visuals (jiaoqiu is p cute n yunli is w/e to me) but we will see . Please no further xianzhou female character design incidents hoyo

also dunno if its just me coming in completely ootl to watch the trailer just now or if that one was just? incredibly mid lmao it wasnt rly that high intensity or tension to me and rly failed to catch my attention but i could just be low on energy or just uninterested given my uhhhhhh not that favorable opinion on fireflys writing lmao so her being involved at the v beginning that should be the Hook for the trailer kinda had my brain glazing over instead

its actually So unfortunate for me that like. the 2 limited break dps they are doing back to back are just so ehhhhhh to me 😭 like i was xueyi and RM enjoyer Before hatblazer and content catering to the archetype so it feels so tragic that im just not drawn to either one. also ofc firefly RM gets the great 4* (gallagher mostly but also misha copies could be cool) . i mean im gonna go for jade still but i do think ill throw a ten pull or two at firefly (cant do RM bc shes already e1 and e2 is not that good) and like if she spooks early ill take it like personal opinion on her character aside its not like shes not about to be incredibly strong anyway . but i just really want to try to get gallagher e2 for break teams if i can help it and jades 4* lineup Really isnt impressive (e6 on all of em) anyway

i think overall ive just been feeling sorta meh w hsr lately ?? still playing obvi and all esp w how convenient of a morning commute game it is now that im working but none of the new units im mega invested on . jade is cooler kit wise (even Slight blade synergy will Always sell me on an unit id otherwise be more undecided on 💀 jingliu n sparkle moment) but her design outside of the hat and most of the top half of her outfit is still just tragically eh . love the snake and the concept of the whip cane but some of the animations are also just uhhh. bit over the top and im not rly the target audience for this kinda fanservice anyway lmao

but ya still curious to see how it all ends w penacony, i might just be too exhausted to get that hyped myself rn jsjsksksksksk

(also on the ehhh mood w hsr its also that ive kinda just been in more of a genshin appreciator kick recently especially with the waves that shall not be wuthered game . nothing to reignite my love for genshins polish and care more than its tragically rushed "competition" crashing and burning through its launch as u watch . that and natlan teaser and theatre mode and all . ya know. so maybe its just a thing w hsr and genshin investment balancing each other out)

[sylvanianfamiliez]

going to be autistic on here abt bjd eyes

i’ve been experimenting w trying to make bjd eyes for years at this point and im like confident in my skills but i’m struggling to find the right materials. i watch a lot of various eye makers’ tutorials to see what they use but the problem i always find is that most of them don’t seem to worry abt how the eyes will hold up longterm, which is smth i rly want for mine. like using uv resin for the base will yellow so bad….not to mention the health effects

so it’s like health + longevity that bothers me. i don’t want to use toxic materials for my eyes and risk my health for it. stop using resin without proper ventilation and shit inside your home. please.

my best bet rn is polymer clay for the bases and it works great but the major problem i have is dust in the pure white of the eyes…gonna try some ways of minimising this but i also can’t spend all my energy trying to reduce dust in my environment bcuz it’ll give me a heart attack from the stress. plus i can’t seem to get it to smoosh perfectly in the silicone molds…it’s always got some dents. that’s probably just practice though

so for the dust my thinking was maybe i’d just cover it in acrylic paint after, but acrylic paint stays a bit sticky and attracts dust anyway so. it kinda cancels out. i’ve thought about other materials to use as a base but it always comes back to yellowing. i wondered whether maybe thermoplastic could work but i couldn’t find anything about the yellowing rates so, maybe i’ll try it and leave it sometime but i don’t have high hopes

but then ofc there’s the problem of The Oven. i make the irises out of polymer clay bcuz that’s what works best for me. i’ve never been able to use pastels for my colours bcuz it just looks gross and grainy and muddy no matter what i do, so polymer clay is pretty non negotiable. which means whatever i use for the bases has to be oven safe

and the bubbles in the domes as well…it’d be good to get a pressure chamber someday but that’s a more serious piece of kit than i have room for rn. laeli suggested trying a vibrator to agitate the bubbles which i wanna try so bad lol. but i need to get the resin first….i wanna try art resin cuz it’s supposed to be non toxic so i could use it indoors. and i saw some tests where it was super resistant to yellowing as well. so it sounds perfect but since it’s 2 part resin i’d have to have a lot of eyes prepped beforehand so i don’t waste it all as it’s not cheap !!

im thinking about seeing if i could do the bases with art resin as well but since it’s only non toxic on its own cuz it doesn’t react with anything else in the air, i don’t know what pigments i could use if any. apparently their pigments they make are kinda ass and i’d need it to be a really solid white. they also don’t sell the pigments individually afaik. i’d like to try a white gel pigment but again !! i don’t know how it’ll react. it’d probably be fine but i wish i had the info…..plus i don’t know if it would just melt in the oven. you shouldn’t really put resin in the oven. and if it worked i’d definitely want to get my own little oven sooner as i’m just experimenting w the kitchen one first….bcuz it comes back to the toxic fumes. but even if i did that’s also. having the space for it

UAGH !! you see why i am going round in circles….i wish i could be one of those girlies that just fucks up their lungs and makes eyes that go yellow in 2 years and be happy but unfortunately i care for both myself and my product. i think i’m gonna have to just work on making my space dust free for the white polymer clay but I DONT WANNAAAAAA

[panie-wanie-dean-bean]

But anyhoods the second cult au brainworm that has me ina chokehold is vulnerable doll Rory with MC and Jack again.

MC probably commissioning their little princess a new outfit, and after he's nibbled on his tranqued up pastries, they'd take their time washing him, compliment his beautiful body, and shower him with kisses before they get him ready for his photoshoot.

Their little doll only gets the best skin regiment, and the most expensive makeup kit that Barry could smuggle into town for them, maybe he could also sneak in some jewerly and hair extensions too if Rory was up for it.

Then they would reverently dress him up in the sluttiest "daddy's baby girl" outfit ever. A shirt that hugs him in all the right places but stops at his belly (which they would shower with kisses), the shortest pair of bootyshorts that leave nothing to the imagination, and ofc we can't forget thigh high socks that cause the edges of his thighs to buldge deliciously.

And naturally we have to shower our little doll with praise and sweet nothings. He wouldn't mind us commemorating the moment with pictures?

They start off innocent enough, just to capture his visage fully. He looks so perfect like this, hugging his giant teddy bear with a blissful expression on his face,

and it's not like he can stop them when the camera takes on a suggestive angle.

Gently turning him to lie on his tummy with gentle kisses, and propping his little ass in the air, or spreading his legs and make him straddle Mr. Teddy suggestively, showering their doll with more compliments and love. Their little girl is gonna love these once they're done.

It'll probably get the MC so hot and bothered they'd have to take a break from their impromptu photoshoot, for some cuddle time.

Rory smells so sweet, and he's so warm, it's not like he could stop their hands from wandering, and gently flicking the button of his shorts open. pressing more gentle kisses into his neck as they fondle his cock and squeeze his balls. MC doesn't say much when the camera starts flashing again. They're having far too much fun pulling Rory's shorts down to his ankles, and using his tongue to coat their fingers before pressing them into him.

I like to imagine Jack and MC would take turns with their little princess, there are so many perfect angles to capture while they ruin their girl so reverently.

And so many pictures to show him once the tranqs wear off.

Im wet just thinking about it

Same here my man, holy shit. Your brain is fucking massive I swear, how else could your brain worms be so well fed? With stuff this good it's hard to even comment on it. Like, yes yep, you got it! This is everything, thank you for sharing with the class

[justcallmesolll]

Silly little Greystar AU i made a while ago but i wish to share it here :33

Yeen rambles #8

ok so grey is friends with fire in this au, Redtail is grey's mentor. Red gets killed, grey is sad, but he moves on. then Lionheart dies and grey is very sad about this, somehow tho, he is able to pick himself up again. THEN HE ACCIDENTALLY KILLS WHITECLAW and he blames himself. he can't possibly recover from this, and hes kinda just there as a depressed blob. fire is sympathetic to his friend, but he reminds grey that this has happened before and he can still do stuff to help the clan out. grey does so reluctantly and then meets Silverstream and that kinda makes him so much happier. he helps out a little more around the clan while also hunting for silver, etc. he becomes much friendlier and sociable. him and fire have their argument, and they fall out and they stop talking for a while. in this period, Silverstream dies and grey is absolutely destroyed. he ignores almost everyone ESPECIALLY fireheart since fire isn't exactly sympathetic towards him since he told Grey it was a bad idea to be seeing silver so greystripe hates him for that. he decides to keep his kits in tc, starting things up with rc. he's particularly nasty to fire for getting away with things that grey would never. he says that bluestar was picking favourites, and actually becomes friends with Longtail. He does the little things, like snitch on fire for meeting with princess, etc. when cloudkit was accepted into the clan, greystripe is fuming. his kits were belittled and everyone resented him for it but cloudkit gets it easyy and everyones ok when fireheart does it?? hes also mad about the fact that fire tells bluestar when his own apprentice was ready to become a warrior.

when the whole thing with tigerclaw being exiled happens, fire is made deputy and grey is beyond pissed. so when cloudtail gets his name and the other apprentices dont, since grey is very close with longtail, he's understandably mad. so HE organises the thing with brightpaw, longtail and swiftpaw. with longs permission ofc, they all go to fight the dogs, but realise that they're severely outnumbered. grey and longtail manage to climb a tree in time but swiftpaw and brightpaw go for the same tree, leaving bright to the dogs. immediately, greystripe and longtail try to help, they all survive, but bright is scarred the same, longtail loses his tail (get it im so funny) swiftpaw has horrible scars on his flank, and is missing some of his ear, and greystripe has scars around his muzzle and a long one on his back. they returned to camp where they were treated in the medicine den. fireheart insists the apps be given warrior names since their injuries were the worse and they were pretty sure they both weren't gonna make it. so bluestar gives bright paw the name lost face and swiftpaw the name stolenpelt. AND after grey and long have healed, she changes their names too. greystripe is now scarredstripe, and longtail is stubtail (we love our ablist qween bluestar!!!!) undertandably, grey and long are super pissed. grey fights fire over this, telling him to knock some sense into bluestar and change their names. fire says he cant do anything but grey doesnt belive him and is super annoyed. scarredstripe and stubtail now, really push for lostface and stolenpelt to become full warriors, not left to rot in the elders den. scarredstripe takes lostface to train with instead of cloudtail, because he resents cloud for being firehearts kin, and being literally the reason they are all horribly scarred.

so bluestar still has that thing going on with rc since grey decided to keep his kits in tc, which are now apps, featherpaw is mentored by fireheart, which grey hates. stormpaw is mentored by whitestorm. (He menored two at a time cuz y not) bluestar is convinced that it was a rc patrol that attacked them, so she planns the ambush on rc instead of wc. fireheart goes and tells them about the ambush, and how he wants peace, etc. but is CAUGHT by scarredstripe fire however, is unaware of this. so scarred goes straight to bluestar and snitches on fireheart. blue is obviously pissed bc she has her whole "everyone is a traitor" thing going on. she says shes still gonna ambush rc at fourtrees, fire doesnt know this tho, he thinks his plan is still working. so when ravenpaw comes to deliver the message, blue says she'll think about it (jk!!!! she's lying!!!!!) she brings a hefty amount of warriors to fourtrees and as soon as she arrives she orders everyone to attack. fireheart is extremely distraught about this and tells bluestar to think about their offer. bluestar snaps at him and says she knows he planned this meeting with rc. everyone is fighting, lostface and stolenpelt included since grey insisted that they could hold themselves in battle. instead the scene that bluestar has in the border skirmish happens now, but its scarredstripe who breaks up misty, stone and bluestar. hes about to fight them off, but fireheart steps in and tells them how bluestar is their mother. IN FRONT OF FUCKING EVERYONE. so anyways now literally all of rc and tc know. the battle was gonna escalate horribly but all of a sudden rc retreats. tc think they have won but NOPE. they retreated bc the dogs came and crashed the party. tc scrambles back to their clan immediately, where fire is demoted as deputy for tellin rc about the ambush and actually making things worse. she says that scarredstripe was right about a lot of things. lostface and stolenpelt can fight as warriors, dogs attacked him and stubtail, not an rc patrol like she thought, (even tho fire already said they were dogs she dont care) and she admits that fireheart did get special treatment, bc she trusted him, but she says that he cant just waltz around doing whatever he wants. SO THEN SHE MAKES SCARREDSTRIPE THE DEPUTY. now that he's deputy, he orders multiple patrols to go out and scan the territory. the scene where fireheart find the prey trail happens, and he goes to tell bluestar about it but scarred is liek "nuh uh gotta tell me buddy" so fire tells him his whole theory about how darkstripe told tigerstar aboout the rc battle and thats when he made the trail. so scarredstripe tells bluestar, but obviously takes all the credit. (absolute goofer) so bluestars like "what r we gonna do then?" and fire pushes himself in and tells her about his plan to lure the dogs off the gorge. so blue is like "ok if ur plan works u can be deputy again." so the same thing happens as it does in the books, fire jumps to save her bc he wants her to survive, (SPOILER ALERT: SHE DOESNT!!!!) so fire carries her body back to camp with misty and stone. since grey is lead now, he firstly exiles darkstripe for all he did yk. he also changes lostface, stolenpelt and stubtail's names to brightheart, swiftclaw, and longleap. silly cant change his name tho since hes literally leader L. he also makes longleap the deputy, god knows he deserves it. so he goes to the moonstone with cinderpelt and gets his silly little lives from bluestar, redtail, lionheart, whiteclaw, oakheart, yellowfang, spottedleaf, brindleface and silverstream so that whole thing happens.

wow that was long. this is literally only part one, and coming from someone who has only read the first arc, ill add more to it but this is the basic premise of it. oh also longleap and scarredstripe r mates bc i said so yea.

[onlyshestandsthere]

and you know what else is keeping me up at night? I keep wondering where the lines is gon be for Jade. because BITCH my line would have been seeing this poor girl literally die. I woulda been like. that's it. Im rescuing this wet cat.

but apparently that's not where Jade's line is so I'm thinking- what's it gonna take? more physical abuse? mental abuse? realising The Crone is not gonna send her off to royal quarters? will Jade have to hurt Kit? like??? girl how much more can you take????

(sidenote: ofc Im very much here for all the agony you put them though dont get me wrong I LOVE your fic, my mind's just going??? Jade???? love????? where's your heart??????)

2/2

Jade is trying! You gotta look at it from her pov, if she saves wet cat Kit, then the alliance is over and so are her people. The Crone will turn on them, Tir Asleen and Galladoorn are already against them, so where does that leave the Bone Reavers? Best case scenario, even if they're not immediately attacked, then the Troll attacks resume and she has to live with being the direct cause of some of her people being captured and living the rest of their short lives in horror as slaves.

She's only known Kit for a week at this point, and while she doesn't want to see her hurt, and wants to protect her as much as she can, she can't just yoink her and go. She still believes that Kit will be a political prisoner, they'll set terms, she'll be released. Is it ideal? No. Is it fair? No. But is it better than what would happen to her people, her family?

Yes.

Jade is caught between a rock and a hard place.

But she will see. She'll eventually see and things will be set in motion.

[dingus-tea]

bruh i kind of hate planning hang outs with my friends because these dickheads dont pack or bring shit

i am older than them so maybe thats why

but like, im the one bringing snacks and first aid kits and chairs and blankets and sweaters when we go out and end up sharing but its like!!! ur grown!! bring ur own shit!!!!! even when i say hey bring a sweater it'll get cold later, they dont bring one! also ofc its gonna get cold later why do i have to even say that?! have you people never gone outside before?!

[parcai]

Hi kit if we were married and super fucking rich what would our day 2 day be like

im not working at that point u have fun w ur degrees tho 💀 better b online tho bc were gonna live somewhere new like every 3 months. hit all the us states we actually care abt, no canada LOL, mexico sure, other south america, asia, africa, europe, WHEREVER!!!!! better than vacationing bc u get 2 actually experience it (when old + grey + still rich as hell we own a few cribs in our fav locations)

zooming in on the picture, u spend ur day w ur boring lectures + i will b baking + fashion designing + writing + drawing + boating + practicing music + languages + mayb getting some tutors for more things i always wanted to try.

day also spent watching other ppl we hired do the household chores bc there is no way im doing that now + shopping lots i will prob get u a little gift at least once a week bc smth reminded me of u, quirky things ofc bc what would i do w/out my beautiful quirky girl + a bunch of clothes for me bc everything is abt me

also every night we fuck nasty hope that helps